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Speaker 1: Up Episode three thirty three. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 1: These are things like just yesterday we did two to
Speaker 1: two and one one. Is this your angel numbers? You
Speaker 1: have angel numbers?
Speaker 2: I don't know, you know in the.
Speaker 1: Three numbers, it's an insuccession number. You know me with that,
Speaker 1: you don't like it. A lot of people have angel
Speaker 1: numbers of four four four. We've talked about this before.
Speaker 3: You're still gonna die at some point in your life.
Speaker 1: You don't people have no People actually wear changing around
Speaker 1: their neck with like you know, seven seven seven or
Speaker 1: eight eight eight. But the four four fours and the
Speaker 1: eight eight eight are a lot of angel numbers for
Speaker 1: some people. You're you're looking at men have five heads.
Speaker 3: Whatever makes you happy? You still you're still just as
Speaker 3: likely to get sick and be in plane crash like whatever.
Speaker 2: Thanks, whatever makes you happy, you.
Speaker 3: Know, listen, I'm I'm talking will not one to believe.
Speaker 3: I'm not one to believe that things affect other things.
Speaker 2: I just really not. I'm a little bit like that,
Speaker 2: though I'm a little superstitious, A little bit. I don't know,
Speaker 2: are you very superstitious Stevie wonder? I know, No, I just.
Speaker 1: I always look at things that you know me like
Speaker 1: did you ever like you have a crumple up a
Speaker 1: piece of paper and try and uh throw it into
Speaker 1: the waste paper basket from across the room, and say,
Speaker 1: if I make this shot, then this is gonna happen.
Speaker 3: No, I do it all the time, like, yeah, how's
Speaker 3: that working out? Like you probably haven't hit a shot
Speaker 3: in five years.
Speaker 1: Look, if I make this shot, yeah, then I'm gonna
Speaker 1: come into some money next year. You know that kind
Speaker 1: of masturbate with a dollar bill. Yeah, of course, yeah,
Speaker 1: come into some money. That's an old one. Yeah. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't believe not of stuff like that. But you know,
Speaker 1: you don't do that to yourself. You don't like psych
Speaker 1: yourself into things like say, what were you? You know
Speaker 1: you basically you set up you set up like an
Speaker 1: obstacle course or something, a challenge for yourself, and if
Speaker 1: you can make the challenge happen, then whatever you wish
Speaker 1: for comes true.
Speaker 3: No, who's granted me that wish? Because I got to
Speaker 3: the top of the steps before my dog did.
Speaker 1: Right there you go, or if you could like walked across,
Speaker 1: if that ship worked, we'd all be rich and live forever.
Speaker 2: But we don't, and we aren't.
Speaker 1: But sometimes it's like a it's like a hope and
Speaker 1: a dream. I I you know, I blame Disney fan
Speaker 1: to play the lottery. It means a dollar in a dream.
Speaker 1: I blame Disney for this because it's all about if
Speaker 1: you think about of course, if you everything in Disney
Speaker 1: is about the.
Speaker 2: Cartoons, dude.
Speaker 1: But but Disney, I know the concept of Disney, of
Speaker 1: going to Disney is is hopes and dreams.
Speaker 2: And you've seen every Disney movie.
Speaker 3: Your parents have to die miserably first before anything can happen.
Speaker 2: There a single parent.
Speaker 3: Every almost every Disney movie, you're a child of a
Speaker 3: single parent because one of them got killed or something.
Speaker 2: I know, Bambie, Oh awful.
Speaker 3: Nemo, the father is captured or whatever happens Bamby, Yeah.
Speaker 1: The terrible shit happened? Lime King, where's the father? And
Speaker 1: toy story doesn't exist? Well, they're trying to My god,
Speaker 1: you have to crush everything.
Speaker 2: You're dashing. You're dashing my hopes and dreams. But like
Speaker 2: you're taught that.
Speaker 1: Kids are taught this growing up about it's it's the
Speaker 1: magic of Disney.
Speaker 2: Everything's magical.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Disney is magical, Yes, but it doesn't. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 3: the lines are still long, so listen miss the question.
Speaker 2: You're an angry bassador. No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm cynical, and I believe it. I believe
Speaker 3: in I believe, but I believe in things that can
Speaker 3: be proven.
Speaker 2: That's why. That's why I love you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So so let me ask you the inverse, because this
Speaker 3: happened yesterday on social media. Some people believe that you
Speaker 3: can will good things to happen, or you know, good
Speaker 3: people get good things whatever yesterday or the day before,
Speaker 3: and police slices. I don't want negativity in the talk back,
Speaker 3: and you guys would, and you guys are all cool.
Speaker 3: The story came out that little little nas X that
Speaker 3: the right side of his face he can't move the
Speaker 3: right side of his face. Yeah, terrible thing. And some people,
Speaker 3: you know, their internet doctors. I bet he had a stroke.
Speaker 3: I bet he has Bell's palsy. I bet he had
Speaker 3: had a drug reaction. Everybody knows exactly. But then there
Speaker 3: were those people I feel like religion of any kind
Speaker 3: should make you compassionate, right and not judge people. They're
Speaker 3: all like, well, he got what he deserved what a
Speaker 3: lot of yes, well he did.
Speaker 2: He did terrible things.
Speaker 3: He blasphemed Satan and God and I don't know his videos.
Speaker 2: He deserves this. I I feel like that's not for
Speaker 2: us to say.
Speaker 3: And I also don't think that you have a stroke
Speaker 3: or Bell's Paul's because you did uh a weird music video.
Speaker 1: So you do not believe in karma, is what you're saying,
Speaker 1: because everyone says karma is a bit.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you why, because lots of good people have
Speaker 3: strokes and they'll have bells ballsy right, lots of good
Speaker 3: people absolutely cancer people. It happens to everybody that don't nothing,
Speaker 3: who does, people that did nothing wrong, people that not
Speaker 3: deserve this.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 3: People don't focus on that. They don't focus on childhood cancer.
Speaker 3: They just go, oh, oh he did he did a
Speaker 3: video I don't like that made God look bad.
Speaker 1: That's why he got. Karma's a bitch. Yeah, everyone says that.
Speaker 1: That's like the catch phrase of our lifetime. Oh he's
Speaker 1: got what it was coming to him, right, the foos
Speaker 1: fuck around, Yeah, funk around and find out if he's
Speaker 1: found out.
Speaker 3: But then when somebody like becomes rich, they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: fuck him, I hate him. He's a billionaire. Fuck him,
Speaker 3: I hate him.
Speaker 2: But what about what if karma was good to him?
Speaker 1: Like, you can't pick and shoes, you have to you know,
Speaker 1: a lot of people say that if you're an evil
Speaker 1: individual and you're you, you are no good, and you
Speaker 1: have a lifetime of wrongdoing, you will eventually get yours.
Speaker 1: A lot of people believe, let's be honest, how many
Speaker 1: evil people live great lives? How many evil people are millionaires?
Speaker 1: And I'm just I'm saying they're very wealthy. Uh, they
Speaker 1: murder people.
Speaker 2: They're in charge of country, never have it coming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they live to be a Listen, there's communist nations
Speaker 3: in the history of a world where the leaders of
Speaker 3: those countries oppress their people, killed them, tortured them, and
Speaker 3: they died rich and powerful.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: So, I don't know about the karma thing. If karma
Speaker 3: was a bitch, there'd be a lot more bitching going on.
Speaker 3: I can think of a lot of people who need
Speaker 3: some karma and they don't get it.
Speaker 1: So the karma, Well what about the josh one in
Speaker 1: one said instant karma is gonna get you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think if you if you're a dick to
Speaker 3: Lil nas X, that calmer should get you. Like, wouldn't
Speaker 3: it be the ultimate irony if people who made fun
Speaker 3: of Lil nas X for having let's say a stroke
Speaker 3: had a stroke like good people people think they're good people,
Speaker 3: then what would be the excuse? Well, I didn't I
Speaker 3: didn't make a video about God, So why did I
Speaker 3: get a stroke?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well maybe because you made fun of the guy who did.
Speaker 3: I don't know, and the thought I think you know.
Speaker 1: But this goes back to can we bring it back
Speaker 1: to the hopes and dreams and dream holts and dreams.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have.
Speaker 1: Something to look whatever gets you through the day, slic
Speaker 1: You gotta have something to look forward to or something
Speaker 1: that can get you out of where you're at. Like
Speaker 1: scary if you look at a clock and it says
Speaker 1: it's twelve thirty four and you're like one two three
Speaker 1: four and it makes you smile.
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, bless you dude.
Speaker 1: Every time I you know, we've talked about it on
Speaker 1: this podcast before. Every time I see if I look
Speaker 1: at the clock and it's eleven eleven, I'm making a wish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anytime I see if.
Speaker 1: It's three thirty three or four forty four or five
Speaker 1: fifty five, I'm making wishes.
Speaker 3: If next year, on March third, you listen to episode
Speaker 3: three three three on three three, God bless you listen.
Speaker 3: If you wait until the year twenty If you wait
Speaker 3: until the year thirty thirty twenty thirty three and listen
Speaker 3: to this episode, I'd say played lottery that day?
Speaker 2: Sure, why not?
Speaker 1: Eight on three three three Given these things, God listen,
Speaker 1: it's only what is it eight years from now? Less
Speaker 1: than eight years from now will be three three thirty three.
Speaker 3: There'll be people looking to get married that day, Yes,
Speaker 3: so that they can remember their anniversary.
Speaker 2: That data you can never forget.
Speaker 1: My uncle Peter on eight eight eighty eight, he decided
Speaker 1: to bet on horse number eight in the eighth race
Speaker 1: of Mommoth Mammoth Park Racetrack, Okay. On eight eight eighty eight,
Speaker 1: he bet on horse number eight, and he's like, he
Speaker 1: put like one hundred dollars on.
Speaker 2: This horse in the eighth rae hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: He paid one hundred dollars yeah, the horse came in eighth, not.
Speaker 3: Even kidding good by the way, three three thirty three
Speaker 3: is a Thursday.
Speaker 1: That's a doable wedding date. Oh, you already know weddings
Speaker 1: are probably Yeah, how many people know the eight years?
Speaker 1: So now I bet you there's some women who've already bought,
Speaker 1: they booked the date just because they might not have
Speaker 1: met their.
Speaker 3: And men men may have listened, mostly women.
Speaker 2: Wait, don't you know.
Speaker 1: A while ago I was on that talk show It
Speaker 1: never made it to air. It was the Carlos Watson Show.
Speaker 1: It was a pilot and the woman had had chosen
Speaker 1: and bought her wedding dress and didn't even meet the
Speaker 1: guy yet said no, I'm buying my wedding dress because
Speaker 1: this is it. And maybe someone out there do that,
Speaker 1: buy a wedding dress. Think about that for a second.
Speaker 1: You're gonna spend all this money and you haven't even
Speaker 1: met the guy, right, you're just sayingle So yeah.
Speaker 2: Second.
Speaker 3: May second is a Friday. That's five two two five.
Speaker 3: That's Robin's birthday, is it?
Speaker 2: Yep? May second?
Speaker 3: What a great day, What a great day to propose
Speaker 3: five to two five. It's a friday, you see, her
Speaker 3: on the weekends. No, this is what you can remember.
Speaker 2: I got.
Speaker 3: I remember the day I proposed to I proposed on well,
Speaker 3: i'll tell you what I proposed in May without a ring, right.
Speaker 3: But then when I gave my my at that time,
Speaker 3: my fiance a ring, it was six nine nine six.
Speaker 2: Mm hm.
Speaker 1: Six nine nine six yeah, yeah, all right, who knew
Speaker 1: six nine?
Speaker 2: I doubt you remember that. That's a palindrome.
Speaker 3: It is yes sixty nine in it. So yeah, I
Speaker 3: didn't plan it that way. I didn't plant that way.
Speaker 3: I didn't even notice the date when I gave the ring.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, oh, wait, oh.
Speaker 2: Did you say your thermostat to sixty nine? No? Oh,
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: I set my life life to it, by.
Speaker 2: The way, just I just so I can walk by
Speaker 2: it and chuckle. I said.
Speaker 3: Brian adams big hit, Summer of sixty nine, which I
Speaker 3: believe he released in nineteen eighty five. If you do
Speaker 3: the math, he wouldn't have been old enough to have
Speaker 3: the experiences he says he had in nineteen sixty nine.
Speaker 2: So he's lying.
Speaker 3: No, he the song's actually about a Summer of sixty nine,
Speaker 3: ing from what rumor is.
Speaker 2: Oh, so wait a second so oh, you're googling it?
Speaker 3: No, I want to want to read the exact definition.
Speaker 2: Please do go ahead, I'm waiting. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Brian Adams says that it was just the song is
Speaker 3: about a year in his life, but it was a
Speaker 3: playful reference to a specific sexual act.
Speaker 2: So it was about sixty nine.
Speaker 3: In the summer writing about he was writing about it
Speaker 3: a year or just you know, everybody chose that number.
Speaker 3: Oh because of that?
Speaker 1: Because of that, Yeah, that's pretty cool. But how old
Speaker 1: would he have been in nineteen sixty nine? What year
Speaker 1: was Brian Adams born?
Speaker 2: I mean, they'll tell me he was eleven.
Speaker 3: He would have been ten.
Speaker 2: Oh that's gross.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually he would have been nine because of it
Speaker 3: would have been well, yeah, the summer of sixty nine,
Speaker 3: he was nine.
Speaker 2: Like I said, it wasn't about how oly in a.
Speaker 1: Second he's nobody's singing like it's his story. Like me
Speaker 1: and some guys were from school, had a band and
Speaker 1: we tried, we played real hard.
Speaker 2: But it did it didn't happen in nineteen sixty nine.
Speaker 2: The fuck man, I feel cheated.
Speaker 3: He was twenty six when he when he sang that song,
Speaker 3: but the summer sixty nine he was nine, right, it
Speaker 3: was probably about nineteen seventy eight, but it didn't fit
Speaker 3: as well in the sut you Adam of seventy eight. Ayah,
Speaker 3: bullshitcast scary the things you learned. See now, if an
Speaker 3: artist see if an artist sang like in the in
Speaker 3: the in the nineties, the two thousands, it would make sense, yeah,
Speaker 3: to be saying on summer sixteen nine, but it didn't
Speaker 3: make sense for Brian Adams, who was nine at the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is this sort of like how I grew up listening
Speaker 1: to Nicki Minaj where the years were all fuzzy like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all fuzzy.
Speaker 1: Oh man, dude, I got an invite to a wedding.
Speaker 1: Another one, yet another wedding. Well, another one is on
Speaker 1: another one Long Island? Is it on Long Island?
Speaker 2: Again? In the drive two hours? Yeah? No, this one's
Speaker 2: up in Westchester.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, another long drive another Yeah, Well that's okay.
Speaker 1: I like Westchester. Westchester is best Chester. I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of Rockland and Westchester because I don't go up
Speaker 1: there often enough, but when I do go there, I
Speaker 1: find some solace in peace.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's Oh, it's very nice.
Speaker 1: That's it's wonderful, and it's so close a nice rural
Speaker 1: area not that far from an Not rural, it's suburbia.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on now, rural, dude, Rural is like Barstow, California.
Speaker 1: Come on anyway, So yes, so I got I got
Speaker 1: a wedding invite, yet another.
Speaker 3: One where period the word I'm gonna read you. The
Speaker 3: definition of rural. Rural refers to areas outside of towns
Speaker 3: and cities characterized by lower population density UH and more
Speaker 3: natural landscape. Westchester is rural, Like it's rural.
Speaker 2: It's not rural. It's not rural.
Speaker 1: It's I consider it's a suburb, suburbs, suburbs, suburbs, a suburb.
Speaker 2: It's not rural. When I think rural.
Speaker 1: I think of like the middle of the desert somewhere,
Speaker 1: a little town of five thousand people.
Speaker 2: That's rural.
Speaker 3: No, come on, they include they include urbanized hold on
Speaker 3: closely linked to the definition of so.
Speaker 2: By that, by that logic, Clifton, New Jersey, is rural.
Speaker 3: The US Census Bureau defines rural as any population, housing,
Speaker 3: or territory not included within an urban area. West Chester
Speaker 3: is not part of the tri state area, not that
Speaker 3: far up.
Speaker 4: It.
Speaker 1: So Cherry Hill is rural because it's not in Philly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here. Come on, rural, it's
Speaker 1: not rural.
Speaker 2: You Cherry Hill, New Jersey have a subway system. No,
Speaker 2: but it's not. It's a suburb. That's what r I
Speaker 2: didn't really make the way rural up.
Speaker 1: I would never use it in any sentence because I'd
Speaker 1: sound stupid if I called it rural.
Speaker 2: If you say that to anybody out loud, I'd be embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Would you say that Westchester has open spaces? Yes, okay?
Speaker 3: And natural landscape of course, beautiful?
Speaker 2: Thank you. Definition of rural, it's not rural. I don't
Speaker 2: care it.
Speaker 3: On date, I'm reading multiple definitions. What is a simple
Speaker 3: definition of We don't care what country. You wouldn't speak
Speaker 3: it out last to a city or town. You wouldn't
Speaker 3: say it out loud. That ain't If you live in Westchester,
Speaker 3: please leave us a talk back and confirm that it's rural.
Speaker 2: It's not, it's the suburb. It's suburbs. Okay. Can a
Speaker 2: rural area also be a suburb? Of course?
Speaker 1: The answer is yes, but you can't. A suburb can't
Speaker 1: be a rural area, though. Is that the question you
Speaker 1: want to ask.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm okay. If you go to the southern part
Speaker 3: of Westchester, that's not that's not rural. But Westchester goes
Speaker 3: up pretty far north.
Speaker 1: No, no, because then it gets cut off by Dutchess
Speaker 1: County or there's other there's other counties in there. Right,
Speaker 1: once you go above Westchester, right, Dutchess.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to west Chester.
Speaker 1: If you go to Puttnham Putnam County, that's still not rural.
Speaker 1: That these are suburbs you were talking about, the suburbs
Speaker 1: Orange County, go above Gay, go in Rockland, Rockland County.
Speaker 2: Rockland County's rural. No scary.
Speaker 3: A kid from Brooklyn Staten Island is rural compared to Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Come on, it's not anyway, I digress. I got a
Speaker 1: wedding coming out aggress, Yeah, up by the cows.
Speaker 2: Go ahead. So and it says on the card black tie.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's bad enough that my entire life all like
Speaker 1: the option. It's the money has been going in one
Speaker 1: direction out, never money coming in, because I've never had
Speaker 1: a celebration of a wedding of my own. And it's
Speaker 1: of course it's by my own device for my own devices,
Speaker 1: by my own devices. But here we are again, okay,
Speaker 1: and with another with another wedding that I'm going to
Speaker 1: go to, and it says black tie, which means because
Speaker 1: I don't have a black tie, I don't have a
Speaker 1: tuxedo that would qualify. Looks like I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: go do another rental. And it just sucks because who
Speaker 1: are people to dictate if the wedding should be black tie?
Speaker 1: Is that a little bit uh selfish?
Speaker 2: What do you think? I don't that means tuxedo. For guys,
Speaker 2: that means a top. I'm not kidding. I'm not the
Speaker 2: one married.
Speaker 3: My wedding, if I remember correctly, was black tie optional
Speaker 3: or sometimes sometimes it may have been black tie preferred,
Speaker 3: if I remember correctly.
Speaker 1: But as soon as you say the word preferred, you
Speaker 1: pretty much mean you better wear black tie.
Speaker 2: You're gonna look for Well. No, there were people at.
Speaker 3: My wedding that didn't wear tuxedos, and we didn't borrow
Speaker 3: them from it. But the family I married into is
Speaker 3: a black tie type of family. They like, they like
Speaker 3: dressing up, they like black tide. That was you know, so, uh,
Speaker 3: my wedding was black tie. But I bought a tuxedo
Speaker 3: for my wedding after after I rented a tuxedo for
Speaker 3: my wife's oldest sister and middle sister. So I needed tuxedos.
Speaker 3: I rented, rented, then I bought, and then whenever there
Speaker 3: was a black tie wedding, I was thrilled because I
Speaker 3: had a tuxedo, like, oh, I'm done, I just throw
Speaker 3: a tuxedo want him to do I have to think
Speaker 3: about anything. I had a vest and a matching bow
Speaker 3: tie whatever. I was set. Now that tuxedo is long
Speaker 3: gone because it's out of style. So now when somebody
Speaker 3: says black tie, I'm like, all right, well that's that's
Speaker 3: another two hundred dollars and I gotta give you a gift.
Speaker 2: So doesn't that beg the question.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't the maximum people require at the wedding be black
Speaker 1: tie optional? So this way they can because everyone with
Speaker 1: black tie optional, at least you know everyone's gonna come
Speaker 1: nice and neat. I know you want people well dressed
Speaker 1: for your affair. I get all that. I understand it's
Speaker 1: your day. Blah blah blah. Everyone's going the talkbacks is
Speaker 1: gonna start rolling in now. But at the end of
Speaker 1: the day. I think the maximum you should demand in
Speaker 1: a wedding it should be black tie optional. This way,
Speaker 1: you know you're gonna everyone's going to be in a suit,
Speaker 1: but they don't have that. It doesn't have black suit mandatory.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be a tuxedo. Although I don't
Speaker 1: own a black suit, so I still have to go
Speaker 1: out and get a suit. Well, hold on a second,
Speaker 1: it's black tie optional. Does that mean you need a
Speaker 1: black suit? It does, right, yeah, yeah, pretty sure, But
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean you need a tuxedo. I can get
Speaker 1: away with a black suit, all right. I think that's
Speaker 1: the I think. I don't think you should be demanding
Speaker 1: anything more of your guests, but to say black tie period,
Speaker 1: that pretty much insists that all the guys have to
Speaker 1: be in a tux and like some people can't afford that.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, looking at the definition of black tie optional, by
Speaker 3: the way, the black suit or navy.
Speaker 2: Okay, black okay, So that's fine.
Speaker 3: Intends it depends if if it's it's in a.
Speaker 2: Rural area or not. What does it mean for women?
Speaker 3: They have to wear a cocktail dress. Cocktail dress, but
Speaker 3: a black one. I guess black tie this black. That
Speaker 3: means a black dress, so it's a blackout.
Speaker 2: It's pretty much. Well, let me ask you this.
Speaker 3: If you go to a destination wedding, right, let's say
Speaker 3: you have to fly to Aruba, do you give the
Speaker 3: same amount of a gift as you would if you didn't
Speaker 3: have to fight Arubah.
Speaker 1: I probably back off a little bit because, Okay, if
Speaker 1: I'm paying for my fly, hold on it.
Speaker 2: Let me break this down.
Speaker 3: It's all I needed. I don't need to break down.
Speaker 3: I just needed a guess. Yes, yes, you paid less. Okay,
Speaker 3: So then, by the same token, if I have to
Speaker 3: spend two hundred dollars renting a tuxedo, I should give
Speaker 3: less of a gift because you demanded I spend money
Speaker 3: on something else.
Speaker 2: Nah, it don't work like that. You canhy not. You
Speaker 2: just said it did. You just said it did. Don't
Speaker 2: be chinsey No, because it's chintz.
Speaker 3: It's chintz, not chance hinzy, it's chintzy. Well, what you
Speaker 3: just said, if I have to pay for a plane ticket,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give less of a gift. Yes, So if
Speaker 3: I have to pay for a tuxedo, I can give
Speaker 3: less of a gift.
Speaker 1: No, because a destination wedding requires you to book a flight,
Speaker 1: book a hotel, it's a bigger it's a bigger financial
Speaker 1: commitment by far.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So if let's say, let's say you would normally give
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars for a wedding, let's say
Speaker 1: as a number, and you have to go to a
Speaker 1: destination wedding, how much are you given two hundred one
Speaker 1: seventy five for if I normally give too few fifty,
Speaker 1: normally give you fifty, probably one fifty.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So if I'm going to a wedding and I normally
Speaker 3: give two hundred, yeah, but it's black tie, maybe I
Speaker 3: give one fifty. Proportionally, I gotta drop it a little bit.
Speaker 3: You know, you're a token, but you're not. You're not
Speaker 3: going out of town. You're not you're not booking travel
Speaker 3: like that, you bo it's about spending money. If you
Speaker 3: have to spend money on a flight and you're back
Speaker 3: in the gift off, why can't I back the gift
Speaker 3: off because you made me rent a two hundred and
Speaker 3: fifty dollar tu.
Speaker 1: Say, I understand your your logic, but you want me
Speaker 1: to give you more money.
Speaker 2: I think that sports jacket you gave you three you know, whether.
Speaker 1: You have it in your wardrobe or not is on
Speaker 1: you like like, but you can't. But that's also why.
Speaker 3: I have acentage hold on what percentage of American man
Speaker 3: own a tuxedo?
Speaker 2: Hold on?
Speaker 1: I think we're on the same side of this argument, though, because,
Speaker 1: as I said in the beginning of this conversation.
Speaker 3: Thirty three percent around. Studies show there abound thirty three percent.
Speaker 2: Of man, So the other sixty six have to actually know.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thirty three percent of men say
Speaker 3: they don't own a suit.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Okay, so that's sixty six too.
Speaker 1: But but I think again, I was looking out for
Speaker 1: everybody else, the softer side of skiy hello, and I
Speaker 1: was trying to explain that I don't think it's right
Speaker 1: that they're demanding black tie because they're making assumptions that
Speaker 1: everybody has a tuxedo. So, but if you're going to
Speaker 1: rent it, I don't think you take away from the
Speaker 1: gift at that point.
Speaker 2: I do think that you're.
Speaker 3: Renting a flight.
Speaker 1: That's just do a lot more money to and a
Speaker 1: lot more of a commitment for time and money.
Speaker 3: So you took off some money for a flight. I
Speaker 3: could take off some money for a tuxedo. You're just
Speaker 3: frustrated because you know I'm right. You know I'm right, Slices,
Speaker 3: let me talked about I don't. Yeah, but it's not
Speaker 3: just about being right or wrong.
Speaker 1: I what about, hey, Slices, how do you feel about
Speaker 1: demanding black tie no option?
Speaker 2: How do you feel about that in a wedding?
Speaker 3: Is hald I just want to give a flip side
Speaker 3: because I want to play both side. I want to
Speaker 3: be fair of both sides. Okay, if you're having a
Speaker 3: black tie wedding, then the place you're having it in
Speaker 3: had better be black tie level. Yeah, that I agree,
Speaker 3: fair that, I agree with that, I agree with Okay,
Speaker 3: So I've told this story before, but just as a
Speaker 3: reminder in case you're not. You know, I caught up
Speaker 3: with all three hundred third three episodes and you listening
Speaker 3: at order, which you shouldn't. I would say, play the jingle,
Speaker 3: listen to order jingle, but scared doesn't bring those home.
Speaker 3: I was invited a long time ago to a wedding
Speaker 3: that was black tie optional, and I had my tuxedo
Speaker 3: from my wedding. I don't know if you remember this story,
Speaker 3: but I'll tell it again real quick. So I was excited.
Speaker 3: I wore my tuxedo to the wedding. Other than the
Speaker 3: wedding party, I was the only person wearing a tuxedo.
Speaker 3: The place was not a nice like black tie level place.
Speaker 3: It was fine, It was fine. It was average at best.
Speaker 2: It was fine.
Speaker 3: I don't count other people's money, boogie brew but no,
Speaker 3: not you. But it was it was such. I was
Speaker 3: such a sore thumb.
Speaker 1: There were people in like powder blue suits, tan suits, white,
Speaker 1: you know, like all colors, not even dark colors. Every
Speaker 1: time the photographer gathered the wedding party for photos, they grabbed.
Speaker 2: They pulled you in because you yeah, there was.
Speaker 3: Five five guys in me or six guys in me.
Speaker 3: I was the other tuxedo, so like, oh, let's go,
Speaker 3: uh wedding party photos. I was the only asshole that
Speaker 3: showed up in a tuxedo at a at a.
Speaker 2: Black times options.
Speaker 3: This this this wedding was suit optional. Suit optional. That's
Speaker 3: a level of wedding.
Speaker 1: But but they called for black tie optional in the
Speaker 1: in the in hoping for the best, hoping, But now
Speaker 1: you can't do that, not if it's not up to
Speaker 1: that level.
Speaker 3: The place where the wedding was was not It was
Speaker 3: not a catering hole. It wasn't a black tie level.
Speaker 3: And I'm not I'm not judging people's ability to spend money.
Speaker 3: We all have different levels, you know. I if I
Speaker 3: had to throw a bar minsa right now, it would
Speaker 3: it would.
Speaker 2: Be not black tie.
Speaker 3: So okay, So my point is you have to if
Speaker 3: they live up to the black tie level of expectation
Speaker 3: in the catering and the food and the music and entertainment,
Speaker 3: then I don't feel as bad renting a talks because
Speaker 3: it's a night out. You're like, all right, well I
Speaker 3: went out for a night that I wouldn't normally have had.
Speaker 1: So if we're going to a gala or a ball
Speaker 1: or something, to me, those are the times that you
Speaker 1: reserve for the black tie.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If I'm going to the Emmys, yes I'll rent the
Speaker 1: talk all right, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: going to the Radio Air Awards, like we used to
Speaker 1: go to those.
Speaker 2: I won every year.
Speaker 1: It was great for Best Parody. But I didn't wear
Speaker 1: a I didn't wear like a wearing tux. No, I
Speaker 1: wear a suit and jacket how do we address to
Speaker 1: the the Podcast Awards when we were up for Best
Speaker 1: Comedy Podcast that year?
Speaker 3: Oh, I wore a blue sport jacket over a purple shirt. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I wore a sport jacket as well, but all right, well.
Speaker 2: We'll look good.
Speaker 3: We walked the red carpet that night. That was uh,
Speaker 3: that was the Anuary of twenty nineteen, I believe. So
Speaker 3: here we are how long it's been since we've been nominated?
Speaker 1: Now now we are six years later, episode of three,
Speaker 1: three hundred and thirty three episodes in.
Speaker 2: And this is where we.
Speaker 3: Just remind her who do we finish second behind Joe Rogan?
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan who wasn't as big a podcaster or as
Speaker 3: he is now. Yeah he was big, but we're not,
Speaker 3: like you know what, We're on the same trajectory, Brody. Yes,
Speaker 3: we're on the Joe Rogan's coattails.
Speaker 2: I cannot wait. I'm going to take some of his
Speaker 2: mushrooms right right now. Listen.
Speaker 3: If you think about it, if there was another Podcast
Speaker 3: Award and it was us and Joe Rogan, we would
Speaker 3: lose again to him. Still, we're consistent.
Speaker 2: We are the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 3: We will be right back was there someone you wanted
Speaker 3: to get on the phone. Yeah, Danielle, he said, remind you,
Speaker 3: Oh Danielle, Yeah, right right Danielle.
Speaker 2: Oh what is she saying? Hold on, I'm trying to
Speaker 2: see if she wants to be on the Brooklyn.
Speaker 3: Boys pods Danielle from the Elvis durand.
Speaker 2: Danielle from the Big Show. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's she's back to back with appointments. Ah, we
Speaker 1: are recording. We are recording now, record because she had
Speaker 1: a nice take on what we're about to talk about.
Speaker 1: We were recording now, no chance at grabbing you, hey
Speaker 1: hey for five minutes. Uh.
Speaker 2: She she's she's She did tell me it was a
Speaker 2: busy day for her. She's not.
Speaker 1: I promise you she's not avoiding us because she told
Speaker 1: me at five o'clock this morning the kind of day
Speaker 1: she was having, and I knew she is back to back.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I guess not.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so we had that all female flight on
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin that went.
Speaker 3: Out in the Penis rocket.
Speaker 1: Into space for the eleven minute ride. H Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: she she's going. Oh I think she's headed to the
Speaker 1: Guino or whatever.
Speaker 3: Anyway, but she can't talk on the phone and she's
Speaker 3: going to the Ghino's in the g.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but imagine that. No, I think she's
Speaker 1: she may be in the stirrups already. Who knows, I
Speaker 1: don't have nose. Oh my god, I forgot her son
Speaker 1: listens to this. My god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: So once you know, some mother was puts her feet
Speaker 3: and startups.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Spencer. Sorry.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. But anyway,
Speaker 1: she's uh she I don't even know what she's at
Speaker 1: the kind of I just made that up. She's at
Speaker 1: the dock house anyway, So that said, uh so, yeah,
Speaker 1: So they had the female flight, all female flight.
Speaker 2: First of all, I feel so bad for the two.
Speaker 1: Female scientists that were on board because they got no
Speaker 1: love in any fucking story that I heard, any headline.
Speaker 1: And I've been coming, I've been everywhere with this story,
Speaker 1: and I want to keep hearing. Is Gail King, Katie Perry,
Speaker 1: and Lauren Sanchez the wife or fiance of Jeff Basis
Speaker 1: right whatever, her girl friend.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you, quot Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 3: If you're Jeff Bezos and you already got divorced and
Speaker 3: your wife, your wife got like a hundred.
Speaker 2: I know what you're gonna say, you bastard. I know
Speaker 2: you're gonna say.
Speaker 3: Hold on, let's say you're engaged to Lauren Sanchez, right,
Speaker 3: but you decided that you didn't do you didn't get
Speaker 3: a pre nap is and you're like, you're done with her.
Speaker 2: You don't want to give her half your money.
Speaker 3: You don't give her any money.
Speaker 2: Send her up in the rocket.
Speaker 3: If she goes up in her rocket and and something
Speaker 3: happens to the rocket, you're off the hook.
Speaker 2: Right. Yeah. I hate thinking that. Man, that's terrible. Stop.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't a way.
Speaker 3: To get rid of an that, like you want to
Speaker 3: break up with someone, you put him in a rocket,
Speaker 3: David Brodie, Ladies and gentlemen, you know what I thought it.
Speaker 3: I would never I would never do that you verbalize.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm just thinking that if and by the way,
Speaker 3: it's Bezos. I don't know why people call him Bezos.
Speaker 3: I don't understand, so I will Bezos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now I think that.
Speaker 1: I I think that he was trying to also have
Speaker 1: her up there, just so it could give everybody a
Speaker 1: sense of calm. Who goes with her, because like, Okay,
Speaker 1: if it's good enough to send up.
Speaker 2: You know your you know you're you're better half.
Speaker 1: Then yeah your fiance or whatever, Yeah, then then it's
Speaker 1: good enough for Katy Perry. But the two scientists that
Speaker 1: were there that I feel bad because they totally got
Speaker 1: like looked over, glossed over.
Speaker 2: And I don't even know their names. I don't know
Speaker 2: who they are, but well you're guilty of it.
Speaker 3: Listen, let's preface this. This conversation is going to get
Speaker 3: people to leave talkbacks. You're either going to be like, fuck, yeah,
Speaker 3: brody and scary, scary and brody, I agree with you, yeah,
Speaker 3: or you're going to be mortified at some of the
Speaker 3: things we're going to say.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to say maybe, well I'm going to
Speaker 1: say this what I said on the air, just to
Speaker 1: be consistent because people listening to The Big Showy they
Speaker 1: already heard this. We talked about this and have a
Speaker 1: chance of Yeah, we talked about let me go ahead.
Speaker 1: So we talked about it and the reason why we
Speaker 1: wanted to have Danielle on because she was extremely opinionated
Speaker 1: about it, and Danielle feels the way I feel, and
Speaker 1: that is big whoop. What did they really accomplish? To me,
Speaker 1: all this was was women going up into what the space?
Speaker 2: They broke the sound barrier.
Speaker 1: People, these people right going into space yep, on what
Speaker 1: I call a fancy, expensive amusement park ride. Because they
Speaker 1: were back in eleven minutes. And they may have been
Speaker 1: space tourists, whatever the hell you want to call them.
Speaker 2: They were there for a very short time.
Speaker 1: They paid a lot of money to be a part
Speaker 1: of this, and that's it, and they're not they are not.
Speaker 3: To be Constanchez didn't pay a penny.
Speaker 2: Well, they should not be considered astronauts. They're not astronauts.
Speaker 1: And I don't think I'm gonna get a lot of
Speaker 1: and and Danielle was like, yeah, right on, and and
Speaker 1: Gandhi was like yeah, right on, And even the whole
Speaker 1: show was pretty much on the same side of it.
Speaker 1: I don't know why people are calling them astronauts. And
Speaker 1: and I know Gail King, Gail King, yeah, was because
Speaker 1: I know that the Internet was a blaze with a
Speaker 1: similar similar vibe an opinion. And she went on and
Speaker 1: she blasted those people, so she had a lot to say.
Speaker 1: She clapped back at at everybody who had anything negative to.
Speaker 2: Say, so Gail King.
Speaker 3: Gail King said, I don't feel comfortable calling myself an astronaut.
Speaker 1: You know why, Yeah, because you're not. That's why, for
Speaker 1: of all, don't make a big deal about how you're
Speaker 1: glaming it up to go into space.
Speaker 3: You're taking makeup shots and you show all what kind
Speaker 3: of makeup you're going to be wearing, and have my
Speaker 3: hair done. Astronauts don't put makeup on and do their hair,
Speaker 3: right's let's be.
Speaker 1: They also had three days of training for this. They
Speaker 1: didn't train for years.
Speaker 3: How to sit, how to sit?
Speaker 2: So what happens?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 2: Wait? What was the the what did they say? It
Speaker 2: was the first? Uh, that woman in space? What was the.
Speaker 3: Ethnicity on one of It's no, I don't know.
Speaker 1: There was one of them that their ethnicity was like
Speaker 1: this the first so and so in space.
Speaker 2: But I don't know. Imagine you are.
Speaker 3: A nineteen sixty five Russia had an all women's space mission, right, No,
Speaker 3: but it was.
Speaker 1: These were the first. I don't know anyway, there was
Speaker 1: one woman with whatever the ethnicity was. People like, what
Speaker 1: if what if someone who's an astronaut goes up into
Speaker 1: space and actually does something like really really major and
Speaker 1: something very accomplished, and they get the credit because this
Speaker 1: other person, did you know what I'm saying, like.
Speaker 3: So again I think should carry daughters.
Speaker 1: I think these are the people saying, oh, like Gail
Speaker 1: and was like, oh, this is such a role model
Speaker 1: experience for young girls. No, the women who are astronauts
Speaker 1: who fly the Space Shuttle, the woman who was in
Speaker 1: the Space station butch uh wasn't butching whatever, the people
Speaker 1: that were up in the space station for six months, whatever,
Speaker 1: those astronauts, those are role models. What you did was
Speaker 1: you went on an expensive ride.
Speaker 2: That's what it was. You what you think? Okay, if you.
Speaker 1: Know was did not defend that. She actually went after
Speaker 1: people who called it that she was. She was very
Speaker 1: critical of everybody.
Speaker 3: You said, think she's a big deal what she did.
Speaker 3: How don't you think it's a big deal what she
Speaker 3: did is Katie Perry thinks thinks she's she reinvented the earth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they all very listen, let's be proud. I mean,
Speaker 2: I guess, I mean I broke.
Speaker 1: The sound barrier as as as I read on many
Speaker 1: posts on social media.
Speaker 3: If so, I'm quoting them. If you fly in a plane,
Speaker 3: you're not a pilot.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, you flew. You flew on a plane that
Speaker 1: went higher than a normal plane. You went on a
Speaker 1: rocket ride and it came back down with a parachute.
Speaker 2: It was a rock.
Speaker 3: I pushed the buttons. You didn't steer it. You did
Speaker 3: nothing towards the successful failure of the mission. You spend
Speaker 3: twenty eight million dollars I think on a ticket whatever
Speaker 3: it was that Oprah fronted the money for for gae.
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Well, listen, it takes It takes a lot of balls
Speaker 3: to get into a rocket and go up.
Speaker 2: Yes, I GRETI for that. I'm with you on that
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 3: But there are people who faced five six g's and
Speaker 3: trained for months and years and and their lives studying
Speaker 3: aeronautics and science and and algebra and trigger.
Speaker 2: That is what I'm.
Speaker 3: Sajectory and and do all the things to do to
Speaker 3: be to look. I'm going to read you the definition
Speaker 3: of astronauts.
Speaker 1: So this is another rural thing that you're gonna throw
Speaker 1: at me right now.
Speaker 3: An astronaut is a person, trained, equipped, and developed by
Speaker 3: a human space flight program to serve as a commander
Speaker 3: or crew member of bought a spacecraft. Although generally reserved
Speaker 3: for professional space travelers, the term is sometimes applied to
Speaker 3: anyone who travels at space, including scientists, politicians, journalists, and tourists.
Speaker 3: Astronaut technically applies to all human space travelers, regardless of nationality.
Speaker 3: Astronauts fielded by Russia or the Soviet Union typically noticed
Speaker 3: that is cosmonauts.
Speaker 2: That's the term.
Speaker 1: Is that from wiki because somebody must have added that
Speaker 1: jargon at the end.
Speaker 3: I can get you another another definition. I don't want
Speaker 3: Merriam Webster a person whose profession is to travel beyond
Speaker 3: the Art's atmosphere. On Wednesday introduced group of Astronauts. It
Speaker 3: has chosen for upcoming missions any person who travels beyond
Speaker 3: the Earth's atmosphere. So broadly the broad definition. So William
Speaker 3: Shatner in that moment, at least one thing became certain.
Speaker 3: Yes a non so he said he was an astronaut,
Speaker 3: So non broadly you could put it under the umbrella
Speaker 3: of astronaut.
Speaker 1: But I think it's offensive. Uh, it's offensive to astronauts
Speaker 1: who dedicate their life to this. Let's face it, point blank.
Speaker 1: That's the end of the story. Yeah, don't you don't
Speaker 1: you agree?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so I think there's space. There was
Speaker 2: space tourists. Yeah, I had surgery. I'm not a doctor.
Speaker 2: I was operated on. That doesn't mean you know that
Speaker 2: I'm a medical edge.
Speaker 1: Well listen, great, good, good for them. I mean I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have the ball. I would not have the balls
Speaker 1: to get into a rocket. So hell no, No, would
Speaker 1: not do it. Hell no personally No. But if even
Speaker 1: if it like if okay, scare, let mess you a question.
Speaker 2: They were brave to do it. I'll give them that.
Speaker 3: If going on Blue Origin meant you could get into
Speaker 3: any club for the rest to your life, like automatic
Speaker 3: access to any club, any hotel, any resort, you could
Speaker 3: just walk in and they're like, oh I was on
Speaker 3: Blue Origin. They give you a little card and you
Speaker 3: have all access you go to get. You could get
Speaker 3: a reservation at any restaurant the rest.
Speaker 1: Of your life, key to the city everything. I'm not
Speaker 1: giving you a key to the city. I gave you
Speaker 1: every restaurant reservation. Reconsider it so you would go up?
Speaker 1: Ah No, I probably wouldn't. Nah, Nah, not worth it.
Speaker 2: Still wouldn't. Nah.
Speaker 1: There's nothing nothing like it offer you. What if I
Speaker 1: gave you run flat tires on another car with the
Speaker 1: tire package. What if Blue Origin had the tire package,
Speaker 1: would you then had the rocket package?
Speaker 2: Okay? With scary and vote, I feel.
Speaker 3: Like we could have gone on for another twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: I'm glad we didn't. Yeah, I just, you know, the
Speaker 3: Katy Perry thing. A guy like Katie, even though I
Speaker 3: once had to bump her from the show. I like Katie,
Speaker 3: like having met her like six or seven times.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's she's sweet. I love her too, and she's
Speaker 2: quirky and fun.
Speaker 3: I can't speak to the reaction you have looking down
Speaker 3: on earth from that height.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't. It's probably quite like unbelievable. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: and I love I should say we're friends with Katie.
Speaker 1: I mean, Katie gives me a going to kiss every
Speaker 1: time she sees me. She's yeah, same. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you remember me now it's been a few years,
Speaker 1: but she did at the time. Always Katie Perry is terrific,
Speaker 1: really wonderful young. When she was young, she was wonderful,
Speaker 1: and she got older, she was wonderful. Like she didn't
Speaker 1: change as she got more famous.
Speaker 2: She's not no way, She's still she's still a real one.
Speaker 1: But I was just that were a little unusual, like
Speaker 1: what do you want me to you were happy we
Speaker 1: didn't go on with that topic, and we cut.
Speaker 2: It right there after she landed gru origin. Now Brody's
Speaker 2: doubling down.
Speaker 3: Now, let me see if I could pull this up.
Speaker 3: We're scary is gonna go?
Speaker 2: I can't hear it. It's not loud enough.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be because your equipment is trash.
Speaker 2: Oh I hear it. What do you know?
Speaker 3: I feel super.
Speaker 4: I feel super connected to love, so connected to love.
Speaker 4: I think this experience has shown me you never know
Speaker 4: how much love is inside of you, like how much
Speaker 4: love you have to give, and how loved you are
Speaker 4: until the day you launch.
Speaker 2: That's great, that's poignant. I don't have a problem. I
Speaker 2: don't have a problem with love.
Speaker 3: How are you connected to love because you were higher
Speaker 3: up than we are?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't. I can't explain it because
Speaker 2: I wasn't up there. I think because.
Speaker 1: When you're up there, you realize that all the family
Speaker 1: and all the love and everything you know is on
Speaker 1: earth and it's not up.
Speaker 2: There with you. There's nothing up there.
Speaker 1: When you go up there, you see like, okay, great, okay, son.
Speaker 3: Love by being up there, what she's saying, she was
Speaker 3: more connected to love because she was.
Speaker 1: Up I thought, maybe that's not that how that's how
Speaker 1: she felt when she got back, she felt like the
Speaker 1: sense of love.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I feel like when you're up
Speaker 1: there and all you have is just this quiet and
Speaker 1: you're looking out, you're like, wow, I'm alone, and so
Speaker 1: you realize it makes you appreciate the people on earth more.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm trying to interpret it.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been on that slingshot ride that have
Speaker 3: like that at the pier like they and they always
Speaker 3: have videos of of people. You get in the chair
Speaker 3: and it's slingshots up in the air. Fucking never, no way, never,
Speaker 3: you can't get me on that thing. I feel like
Speaker 3: that's what they did. I feel like they just went
Speaker 3: a little higher, right, That's what they did. They got
Speaker 3: into a thing and it went up. Yeah, and where's
Speaker 3: the footage?
Speaker 4: Where?
Speaker 2: Where where is their.
Speaker 3: Footage from their cameras or from like, it hasn't been
Speaker 3: a lot. I would think there'd be a lot of footage.
Speaker 3: You'd be posting on Instagram all the whole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, especially since we landed on the moon, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, you think about it, we would have.
Speaker 3: We didn't, but we did nineteen We landed on the.
Speaker 2: Moon, and we have all that, all that great footage,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 3: They didn't have Samsung and iPhones.
Speaker 1: But my point is, but you can't. You can't have
Speaker 1: footage on this. You can't have footage on this.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, this footage from the Moon.
Speaker 1: I think that's That's what I'm saying. You have in
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty nine technology. If we landed on the Moon,
Speaker 1: we have all that technology, We have all those I mean,
Speaker 1: we had all that.
Speaker 3: A little bit of footage inside the castle. Katy Perry
Speaker 3: was promoting her tour. You would think that list.
Speaker 1: You would think that you could buy something on Amazon
Speaker 1: that would you could put inside the rocket.
Speaker 3: I would think Amazon would give it to you for free,
Speaker 3: considering it's an.
Speaker 2: Amazon, right, That's what I would say. That's what I meant.
Speaker 3: Of course, that's my I thinkured it would take two
Speaker 3: days for them to go and come back.
Speaker 2: But no, I don't know. Okay, we can move off
Speaker 2: this now.
Speaker 3: You think they're doing a documentary, that's why they're holding
Speaker 3: back all the footage like Amazon, like Prime Video is
Speaker 3: gonna have a documentary.
Speaker 2: No, it's an eleven minute ride, a space ride.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you're watching a slow motion it's could
Speaker 3: be twenty three, twenty five, forty minutes. Yeah, but you
Speaker 3: wouldn't do it under any circumstances. Nah, Na, okay, I
Speaker 3: don't even like flying in a plane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So what what's going on? What do you got?
Speaker 2: You actually have a lot. Someone he's putting on the
Speaker 2: orange glasses. Stop that stop.
Speaker 1: I want to ask you, well I had, So do
Speaker 1: you want to hear about a news story from my
Speaker 1: Brooklyn boys friends or the tragedy that happened to me
Speaker 1: at the Chinese restaurant? Always a tragedy because from tragedy
Speaker 1: we know comes comedy.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: So last night I had a craving for some Chinese food,
Speaker 1: Like that's what? What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: What's going to be dinner? Chinese food is dinner. So
Speaker 3: I went to my place, my place where I've been
Speaker 3: going for I don't know twenty five years. My people,
Speaker 3: my place, your people, I call it my go it's David.
Speaker 3: They know my order pretty much. At least they know
Speaker 3: how I like my food, right, no vegetables. Now it's
Speaker 3: a husband and wife and occasionally the sun works there.
Speaker 3: Everybody has that Chinese restaurant. They used to have a
Speaker 3: little kid like sitting there doing his homework. Well, this
Speaker 3: kid grew up in the twenty five years I've been
Speaker 3: going there. Now he works there. Occasionally the guy makes
Speaker 3: the lomaine. The husband a little bit better than the wife.
Speaker 3: She's fine, but the husband uses more sauce whatever. So
Speaker 3: it's always a little moisture. So I always hope that
Speaker 3: he's more.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second moisture moister moisture, Yeah, it has
Speaker 1: you know more. I don't think that's a word moisture, moisture.
Speaker 1: It's moisture that yes, it is more moist moister than that.
Speaker 1: You can say more moist You can't.
Speaker 2: Say more moisture, but you could say moisture.
Speaker 1: No, you could say, you say more moisture. Hold On,
Speaker 1: you can say more nose, you can say more moist
Speaker 1: They can say more moist.
Speaker 3: It's moisture a word. No, it's more moist Is moisture
Speaker 3: a word? It's thinks I'm saying moisture. Hold on, No,
Speaker 3: it's not I'll type it.
Speaker 2: Certainly not you weren't. You must have been absent that day.
Speaker 2: It's more moist.
Speaker 1: Adjective comparative adjective slightly wet, damp or humid moisture. Well
Speaker 1: so then so then if something's the moist the most moistiest,
Speaker 1: is it moistest? If it's the most moist, is it
Speaker 1: moist it's moistest? Yes, yes, come on, I never heard
Speaker 1: that term. By the way, I fucking hate the word moist.
Speaker 1: What are we doing?
Speaker 3: Okay, it was juicy here?
Speaker 2: Stop it?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's better. Don't use the word moisure when
Speaker 1: when I walked here last night. It's a horrible word.
Speaker 3: I call on the phone and she answered the phone,
Speaker 3: which she answered the phone most of the time. Even
Speaker 3: though he's there and her English is not great, he
Speaker 3: speaks English much better than she does. I think I
Speaker 3: may have mentioned this before. But when I get there,
Speaker 3: she's behind the counter, my bags on the counter, ready
Speaker 3: to go. She's there, and another woman around her age
Speaker 3: is there also. I've never seen her before.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't know if she's hanging out like her
Speaker 1: friend's hanging out, you know, maybe it's to.
Speaker 3: Bring your friend to work day. I don't know, but
Speaker 3: she's and there also. So I get my food and
Speaker 3: I get the car.
Speaker 2: I go home.
Speaker 3: Now I order my food on the phone. You know
Speaker 3: how I ordered my food roast poke, Lomono vegetables.
Speaker 1: Right, So last night I ordered, among other things, small
Speaker 1: roast pork, Lomono vegetables, lord roast pork, fried rice, no vegetables.
Speaker 2: She goes.
Speaker 3: So when I said small, she was small. Yep, she
Speaker 3: went large yep, lodge. Okay, I got it home. I
Speaker 3: open up the lo main, It's terrific. I open up
Speaker 3: the fried rice. It's got vegetables in it.
Speaker 1: Scary wom I have? I ordered the same food the
Speaker 1: same way for twenty five years. They know me by name.
Speaker 1: How do you put vegetables?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: The question is was she distracted by her friend being there?
Speaker 3: Or did a friend make my fried rice?
Speaker 2: Could have been the friend.
Speaker 3: So I'm devastated because now I've got bean sprouts and
Speaker 3: onions and my fried rice. I don't want to have
Speaker 3: to deal with this, but I want to eat. I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna not eat. I'm not going to drive back.
Speaker 3: I'm fifteen seventeen minutes away from this place now since
Speaker 3: I moved.
Speaker 2: Did you pick it out? So? Wait? A minute.
Speaker 3: So I started picking it out, and I'm like, this
Speaker 3: is too much effort. It's too much effort. So I
Speaker 3: called back and I saw so I said. I said, hello,
Speaker 3: this is David, and uh, you made a mistake. There's
Speaker 3: vegetables in my large rost pork fried rice. So she says,
Speaker 3: large ross pork fried rice for vegetables.
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm not ordering a large roast No, no,
Speaker 3: this is David.
Speaker 2: I just picked up my order. I ordered a large
Speaker 2: roast pork fried rice. No vegetables.
Speaker 3: There's vegetables in my pork fried rice?
Speaker 2: What else do you want? I want?
Speaker 3: I want my money back. You made a mistake, She says,
Speaker 3: you want money back? Yes, come now. I said, I
Speaker 3: can't come now. I'm going to eat dinner. We'll come
Speaker 3: today for a refund, so I said. So I said, no,
Speaker 3: i'll come back. I'll come back in a few days. No,
Speaker 3: few days, come now, So I said, no, I'll come
Speaker 3: in a few days and get my refund. Oh, you
Speaker 3: can give you another fried rice, but I'm not coming now.
Speaker 3: No refund in a few days. Refund?
Speaker 1: Now, Well, what what happens in a few days that
Speaker 1: makes the refund invalid?
Speaker 3: So I said why why Now she was bring back rice,
Speaker 3: bring back the rice. So she wanted me to come
Speaker 3: now so I can bring the rice back and show
Speaker 3: her his vegetables and then she'll give me my fried rice.
Speaker 2: These are people that know you for all these years.
Speaker 3: Yes, I said, I said, look, you know you put
Speaker 3: vegetables in my fried rice. You weren't that busy. I
Speaker 3: was the only person who picked up just not you know,
Speaker 3: it was me. So says, well come now, I like,
Speaker 3: I'm not coming now.
Speaker 2: She's treating you like a stranger.
Speaker 3: So then I then then then it dawned on me, scary.
Speaker 3: This is my favorite Chinese restaurant. Yes, there's certain items
Speaker 3: there that nobody makes the way they do.
Speaker 2: Okay, you really want to start with them? You really
Speaker 2: want to do that?
Speaker 3: If I brody this, yep, I may end up getting
Speaker 3: a free bottle of soda, but I may never get
Speaker 3: my food again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you will get me black bull. You will
Speaker 2: be blown out, blown out of that. I'm not worried
Speaker 2: about them spitting in my food before You're like they're.
Speaker 1: Gonna spit You could cliche, you could, You can worried
Speaker 1: about consider yourself like disinvited from ever buying ordering from
Speaker 1: there again. I would I would weigh your options very carefully.
Speaker 1: What did you do?
Speaker 2: That's right?
Speaker 3: So I said, all right, well, thank you very much,
Speaker 3: you have a good night, and I stood there for
Speaker 3: twenty minutes picking onions and sprouts.
Speaker 2: Chinese restaurant one Brody zero. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now people are gonna say that's calm and for the
Speaker 3: grape soda, because that's I understand that that's not the
Speaker 3: same Chinese restaurant. These are my friends. These are people.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: I hired this son to do construction in my house
Speaker 3: once he has a construction coming. By the way, I'm
Speaker 3: family for them. I went to wait a minute, one
Speaker 3: last question. How do you make my roast pork low main,
Speaker 3: no vegetables, and then make my roast pork fried rice
Speaker 3: and put vegetables in it?
Speaker 2: They did you make the fried rice first and then
Speaker 2: say fuck it? For a minute.
Speaker 3: Did they make the fried rice first with vegetables? And
Speaker 3: they were like, fuck it, gonna make the low main properly.
Speaker 3: He did say no, oh shit, and they're like, fuck it.
Speaker 3: Maybe he won't notice the vegetables and the fried rice.
Speaker 2: They didn't want to do it again. They didn't.
Speaker 1: They didn't screw you on purpose. They absolutely they made it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what they made first. It was an accident.
Speaker 1: They didn't do it on purpose. Why would they want
Speaker 1: to piss you off? Ordered trimple lobster source, no vegetables,
Speaker 1: one ton, they jump soup, no vegetables, roast pork, low
Speaker 1: maino vegetables, roast pork, fried rice vetu.
Speaker 2: Why would you put vegetables in one of the items.
Speaker 2: You know why? Because you are a weirdo.
Speaker 1: You're the only person who orders fried rice with no
Speaker 1: vegetables in it. The whole point of fried rice is
Speaker 1: you get all the things, all the things on the
Speaker 1: point of fried rice.
Speaker 3: Hear me out, now, hear me out. You know what
Speaker 3: the point of fried rice is, the fried rice and
Speaker 3: the pork and egg. If it's a good Chinese ruce.
Speaker 2: So then you know something.
Speaker 3: I don't mean filler. Don't get me cheap filler you
Speaker 3: threw in it. It makes me colorful.
Speaker 1: Bean sprouts, don't want them, love bean sprouts, carrots, all
Speaker 1: of that stuff onions you don't want on your little
Speaker 1: I don't want on you know, little pieces of scrambled
Speaker 1: egg in the in the in the fried.
Speaker 2: Egg and pork.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't want vegetables in my fried rice. The
Speaker 3: point is I had a step away.
Speaker 1: I had to back away slowly from the phone before
Speaker 1: I fucked myself forever. There is a wonderful Chinese restaurant
Speaker 1: that is that what the name of it, by the way,
Speaker 1: is called wonderful with my dad. It was in that
Speaker 1: drip ball parking lot in Freehold, New Jersey called Kings
Speaker 1: and there Brody, my Dad and I sat there. We
Speaker 1: had lunch, yep, old school. It was like we were
Speaker 1: like a Chinese restaurant in Brooklyn, like the ones that
Speaker 1: they used to make in the sixties and the seventies
Speaker 1: and the eighties.
Speaker 2: They all went out of business. This is one of
Speaker 2: those classic ones. Cloths.
Speaker 1: You get there, you sit down and you get a
Speaker 1: pile of deep fried noodles with the hot with the
Speaker 1: hot mustard that burns your nose out, and the duck
Speaker 1: sauce next to it, and then they give you the
Speaker 1: tea kettle with it with tea, and it was oh,
Speaker 1: it was foreno hold on the ribs, Brody, with the
Speaker 1: spare ribs that you love that that taste, I can
Speaker 1: taste it.
Speaker 3: Right now, oh my god, it was so last time
Speaker 3: I was there, they were still serving food in the
Speaker 3: dome the metal dome dishes. Did they have those when
Speaker 3: you were there?
Speaker 1: No metal dome? Yes, yes, the wait no, eight, I
Speaker 1: can't think. Oh you know, I think they were. They
Speaker 1: think they had a dome over the dish.
Speaker 2: That's it for me.
Speaker 1: If you have the metal dome dishes. The dish itself
Speaker 1: was not dome. Oh I know you're talking about. No,
Speaker 1: it was not. Sorry, it were regular dishes. But okay, Brody,
Speaker 1: you love this place. There's also a place called peaking,
Speaker 1: the Peaking House, a peaking.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the strip club up the block.
Speaker 2: Now, people, you're peaking in.
Speaker 1: No, there's another place in Freehold that's even that they
Speaker 1: say is even better, but it's it's a little more
Speaker 1: boogie than this place.
Speaker 2: This is one of those old school, no frills Chinese.
Speaker 2: A couple of them on Root nine.
Speaker 3: I think it's Route nine in Freeholder one thirty. There's
Speaker 3: a couple of places.
Speaker 2: Because my mom used to this is nine. This is nine.
Speaker 3: There's two places, the one you mentioned, another one forget
Speaker 3: the name of it, at Pink table cloths and also
Speaker 3: old school vibe really good food. Oh now I'm hunger, so.
Speaker 2: Fucking hungry, right, my boy? All right, so now let's
Speaker 2: see here.
Speaker 1: Oh you know I'm going I'm going on vacation, Brody,
Speaker 1: You're going back to Cali.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I've headed to Uh have you
Speaker 2: ever been to ten Reef?
Speaker 3: No, I've been to I've been to seven a Reef.
Speaker 3: I couldn't afford ten Reef.
Speaker 1: Tenor Reef is part of the Canary Islands and it's uh,
Speaker 1: it's a province of Spain, so it's owned by Spain.
Speaker 1: And these islands are off the coast of Africa. It's
Speaker 1: like if you look on a map, the Canary Islands
Speaker 1: are like next to like Morocco in Africa, and you
Speaker 1: it makes you wonder, like how the.
Speaker 2: Fuck the Spain? You know? Going to a new place, yeah,
Speaker 2: going to a new place. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's the point of what I was about to say,
Speaker 1: is ah, look at you. I'm going here because I've
Speaker 1: never been. This is part of a promise. I'm an
Speaker 1: ongoing promise I made to myself to do less of
Speaker 1: things that I've done before and more things that are new,
Speaker 1: Like I want to I want to see more of Asia.
Speaker 1: I want to go to Japan and there, you know, Japan.
Speaker 1: I want to go see more of Europe. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so Tall Darren you remember by Buddy Tall Darren. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's the short guy, right, but he lives in Yeah,
Speaker 1: he lives in London and uh he says that it's
Speaker 1: London's Florida.
Speaker 2: So basically, like.
Speaker 1: A lot of British people, a lot of people from
Speaker 1: France and Spain, when they go on vacation, they'll fat
Speaker 1: to Florida. They fly to they fly to uh like
Speaker 1: it's like us going to It's like a New Yorker
Speaker 1: going to Miami.
Speaker 2: That's the analogy.
Speaker 3: It's not London's Panhandle of Florida.
Speaker 1: No Florida. No, it's it's London's Miami.
Speaker 3: I'd love to see those people in British accents.
Speaker 1: But they all go to you know, they go to Abiza,
Speaker 1: they go to uh Mayorca, Myorca, Minorca. Those are Spanish
Speaker 1: islands the south of France. But this is one of them.
Speaker 1: This is a part of Spain.
Speaker 3: People don't know this. My Orca is a dolphin. I
Speaker 3: don't know if you know that.
Speaker 2: Oh did you just learn that? You just learned that. No,
Speaker 2: the last the lifetime, you learned that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that orcas are actually dolphins. But when I
Speaker 3: say dolphins, I meant like traditional gray dolphins.
Speaker 1: But okay, So I'm headed out and I think we're
Speaker 1: gonna try and save money by sharing a room.
Speaker 2: But I'm in as it turns out.
Speaker 1: As it turns out, a lot of these places they
Speaker 1: just have king beds. So am I gonna like share
Speaker 1: a bed with tall Darren? Yeah? Yeah, fine, he's not
Speaker 1: why Darren fatn't want to share a bed with?
Speaker 2: But tall Darren?
Speaker 1: Right, we've done it once before. But like it's kind
Speaker 1: of is it odd that we're gonna share? We may
Speaker 1: share a bed. No, we're grown ass men. We're not
Speaker 1: twenty you know, we're not college kids. We're not Have
Speaker 1: you and I shared a bed? I think we may
Speaker 1: only shared a room. We shared rooms.
Speaker 2: We might have shared a bed long time ago. I
Speaker 2: feel like we did. Yeah, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: know how I feel about it. So I wanted your opinion.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think down's gonna I don't think that.
Speaker 2: No, it's I'm not saying anything. No, No, Brody, come on,
Speaker 2: we're both you know.
Speaker 3: I think you might damn successful, good looking guy.
Speaker 2: Maybe, but look it is it weird? Is it awkward?
Speaker 2: Is it weird? No? For two grown ass men?
Speaker 3: Nah, I don't think it.
Speaker 2: I don't think it. You think there's a problem with that?
Speaker 3: No, No, I don't. I think you're find all right.
Speaker 2: Because some people like you're grown ass men. Get your
Speaker 2: own rooms.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you know what your are you gonna be
Speaker 3: out drinking and going to the beach and lotioning up?
Speaker 2: Of course all that.
Speaker 3: Oh well in that case, now, I'm not so sure.
Speaker 3: I feel like, if you weren't told down, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get drunk. You know, anything's possible. Okay, all right, come on,
Speaker 3: all right, let's let's watch White Lotus. He's like a
Speaker 3: brother to you.
Speaker 2: Any Oh. Oh, I heard what happened with the two brothers.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you?
Speaker 1: I didn't see the show, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: give any spoilers away, But yeah, I heard some things.
Speaker 1: I heard some things happen. Well, yeah, and a brother
Speaker 1: sometimes comes in handy. That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, brother, I see their play on words.
Speaker 1: All right, very nice. Let's move on before people crush us.
Speaker 1: For giving away white lotus last break.
Speaker 2: Right, this is it?
Speaker 3: So let me then then this this will be what
Speaker 3: we ended on.
Speaker 2: Scare.
Speaker 1: I want to know you're going to your boys, right,
Speaker 1: my one boy? Yep, yep, yeah you boy. Okay, but
Speaker 1: we had this conversation. Now we've already talked about treating
Speaker 1: the girl at dinner. So oh we've talked about it,
Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, we.
Speaker 2: Talked about it.
Speaker 3: If you by the way, if you got if you
Speaker 3: don't listen to Slice time, always go back. We'll listen
Speaker 3: to Slice Time for three thirty two.
Speaker 1: Also, we are definitely done taking commentary on that because
Speaker 1: we I mean, we just had like five six pages
Speaker 1: of unfortunately anybody behind, anyone behind to get this all right?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: So I I was talking to my friend we'll call
Speaker 3: him paper Menu from the one who already wanted a
Speaker 3: payper menu, and we went to lunch this week, Paper
Speaker 3: Menu and guy moving to Florida. M right, We're like, oh,
Speaker 3: let's get some lunch. So we met for lunch, the
Speaker 3: three of us. And you know, they said they heard
Speaker 3: the episode of us talking about, you know, picking up
Speaker 3: the tab for the girl, and they thought it was
Speaker 3: hilarious and whatever.
Speaker 2: He said.
Speaker 3: If you hate that brody, you're really going to hate
Speaker 3: this other thing. We sometimes do, boy, I said, what
Speaker 3: you should put this on your podcast. It might be
Speaker 3: it might be a good topic. We do this sometimes
Speaker 3: we do this, I said, what is well? Normally we
Speaker 3: always pick. Normally we pay cash, as you know, but
Speaker 3: sometimes when when a bunch of us squad to eat,
Speaker 3: the bill is so much money that we have to
Speaker 3: use credit cards, we don't have enough cash, we all
Speaker 3: we all put the credit cards down. But because with
Speaker 3: this same group of people mostly that go out together,
Speaker 3: and sometimes there's one or two people that don't go
Speaker 3: out with us a lot, but usually it's the same
Speaker 3: five or six core people and then a couple of stragglers,
Speaker 3: maybe we take all the credit cards and we throw
Speaker 3: them into a hat where someone brings a bag and
Speaker 3: we reach into the bag, and as we reach into
Speaker 3: the bag, that person doesn't have to pay for dinner,
Speaker 3: and then we reach in front of the card. He said,
Speaker 3: because what happens is, he said, the way you play
Speaker 3: credit card roulette normally is you reach into the bag
Speaker 3: and whatever credit card you pull out pays the bill,
Speaker 3: and everybody else leaves. Scott free. No, don't pay for anything.
Speaker 3: But the way they do it is the reverse way. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the last card in the bag pays. So there's the
Speaker 3: tension in the relief. Every time a card is pulled out,
Speaker 3: You're hoping it's your card, yes, and then if it's
Speaker 3: like only two or three cards, you're like, oh fuck,
Speaker 3: I may be paying for this dinner. So they said
Speaker 3: what they do is if it's if it's like a
Speaker 3: decent amount of money, the last card pays. If it's
Speaker 3: an exceptional amount of money, the last two or three
Speaker 3: cards pay, so that you're not stuck with like a
Speaker 3: thousand dollar bill.
Speaker 1: By the way, I love that because that's what I
Speaker 1: that's gambling. That's gambling right there.
Speaker 2: It's like placing. It's placing of gambling.
Speaker 3: Either dinner's going to cost you two hundred or it's
Speaker 3: gonna cost you eight nine hundred.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: That a game of chance, you would do that? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck yeah, I love that. Ship I love it. I
Speaker 1: live for that, okay kidding me.
Speaker 3: What he said was the people who play all the
Speaker 3: time odds are eventually you might win. Like if you lose,
Speaker 3: eventually the next six you might not have to pay right.
Speaker 3: But but I said, well, what about the guys only
Speaker 3: come once? Like it's like, oh, let's invite Mike, and
Speaker 3: Mike on he shows up once. If he has to pay,
Speaker 3: he may never get his money back. They're like, well,
Speaker 3: he had a chance of walking away for free meal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3: Here's what I didn't ask paper menu, and I should
Speaker 3: have asked. I'm gonna ask, and I'll find out if
Speaker 3: you pay. If you play credit card roulette and all
Speaker 3: the and all the credit cards in the bag, if
Speaker 3: there's a woman at the table, does she not put
Speaker 3: the credit card in the bag? In other words, is
Speaker 3: she out on the game? Also like, does she have
Speaker 3: to not put her credit card in? I gotta find
Speaker 3: that out. Okay, yeah, I gotta find that out.
Speaker 2: Yeah you should.
Speaker 3: So the question is for the slices, would you play
Speaker 3: this game if if the bill was like a thousand
Speaker 3: dollars where you could either like get out of paying
Speaker 3: one hundred or end up paying a thousand or two
Speaker 3: people pay five hundred, would you take that risk to
Speaker 3: avoid paying one hundred? Scar He says, he's in, I'm in.
Speaker 3: You guys know my answer, I'm out.
Speaker 2: Of course, we didn't even have to ask you.
Speaker 1: We already know, so I said, I said to pay
Speaker 1: per menu. I said, hey, I call him Pape, Go
Speaker 1: paye Pape. What if I'm at the table, I don't
Speaker 1: throw my credit card in? He goes, did you automatically
Speaker 1: paying the whole bill? I go, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want that. He goes that you're out. He goes,
Speaker 1: if you don't even play, you lose. You got to
Speaker 1: get in so you can get out. Yeah, throw your
Speaker 1: caught in and hopefully you don't. You don't get last,
Speaker 1: you know, for the slices. I don't know when you're
Speaker 1: going to be visiting Brooklyn anytime soon. But there's an
Speaker 1: awesome classic old school red sauce italion in Coney Island
Speaker 1: called Guard Giulio's, which Brody.
Speaker 2: And I have been to before. The bait clams are amazing.
Speaker 3: By the way, my friend who's moving to Florida used
Speaker 3: to work there, and we were talking about Guardjulio's at
Speaker 3: lunch this week.
Speaker 1: That's right, And then what happens is at Guard Julio's
Speaker 1: and they do this as a no, they do this
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: What they do is how do you know? I was
Speaker 2: talking to him. He said, that's right. How do you
Speaker 2: know I was talking.
Speaker 1: About that's right, meaning that what Brody said is valid.
Speaker 1: I validated your statement. And continuing on my thought, at
Speaker 1: the end of each meal at Guard Julio's, when they
Speaker 1: give you the bill, they also come around with a
Speaker 1: like a container with a lot it's like a lottery
Speaker 1: bind with about.
Speaker 2: With ninety nine or yeah, ninety nine.
Speaker 1: I guess they balls or they it's almost like the
Speaker 1: lotto or the little cubes whatever it is. They're numbered
Speaker 1: from one to ninety nine. Okay, I think they're a
Speaker 1: little small blocks, but they're one to ninety nine. And
Speaker 1: the guy comes and he shakes up the thing, the container,
Speaker 1: and then one person at the table picks the number
Speaker 1: from one to ninety nine, and if you get the
Speaker 1: number correct, the entire meal is on Guardjulio's. So there's
Speaker 1: no it's just a fun thing that they do. It's
Speaker 1: a it's a it's a gimmick. It's cute, it's kitchy.
Speaker 2: But I hear that occasionally. I've heard that there were
Speaker 2: people that have won this where all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: all right, the checks on the on the restaurant, it's
Speaker 2: on the house ninety nine cubes, yeah, whateppen, but a
Speaker 2: bit chant one right, thank you? And you have to
Speaker 2: guess what number and then reach in and see if
Speaker 2: you can grab it.
Speaker 3: I guess no.
Speaker 2: No, they you you guess the number? What what numbers
Speaker 2: are going to be? Guys? And the whole table comes
Speaker 2: up fifty three, and then he shakes it up and
Speaker 2: he pulls out in the first cube that comes out. Right.
Speaker 1: It's like a lottery thing, a loto whatever. Whatever the
Speaker 1: number comes, it's a random thing. Whatever one comes out,
Speaker 1: if it matches, if it's a fifty three.
Speaker 2: Right, Bill's on that free. Dinner is free.
Speaker 1: But there's no penalty for getting it wrong. No, there's none.
Speaker 1: It's just a cute thing that they do. And what's
Speaker 1: the penalty if you're from Brooklyn and you've eaten a
Speaker 1: whole life?
Speaker 3: But you still say the name of the place wrong.
Speaker 2: Isn't it called guard Julios? No, it's Grdulo's, isn't it?
Speaker 2: That's correct? It is Guardulo's all right.
Speaker 3: It's Guardulos. I know that because because one of the
Speaker 3: owners is in my phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my bad, I called it. It's been a minute.
Speaker 1: Everybody in Brooklyn calls it gud Julio's, but it's guard
Speaker 1: Gulo's Cardulos.
Speaker 3: Anyway, it's one of those Brooklyn things. Oh, the food's great.
Speaker 2: There since Yeah, they're early nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 3: So if you ever go, you remember when you and
Speaker 3: I were big deals at the Brooklyn Cyclones game, which
Speaker 3: is the America the Mets Minor League.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 3: God Jewelo's used to bring the food in and cater
Speaker 3: all the events. So whenever we were there and we
Speaker 3: were eating God Jewelos.
Speaker 2: Like crazy, ah, man, that was so much fun.
Speaker 3: We used to sit in the owner's suite back in
Speaker 3: the day.
Speaker 1: Got Easter Sunday coming up for me, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: going to my sister's house. I'm deep in the hard
Speaker 1: to passover right now, deep in the hard passover.
Speaker 2: So I ordered it. I ordered a rack of pork,
Speaker 2: a rack of pork, Brodie. It's it's basic, by the way,
Speaker 2: you'd think that would be the boobs of the pig.
Speaker 1: It's this long, it's got a fat cap on it,
Speaker 1: and it's got all the it's got, you know, like
Speaker 1: little bones like bone, pond bone, bone bone. No, it's
Speaker 1: an uncut it's an uncut slab of pork not Jewish, Yes,
Speaker 1: exactly right. And and when you slice them like spa ribs,
Speaker 1: those are little those are pork chops. That's how you
Speaker 1: get So anyway, it's a big thick. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to dig into this. I ordered it from some company
Speaker 1: that you know if I saw online, of course, so
Speaker 1: I'll let you know how it is. But apparently this
Speaker 1: is supposed to be a really good, high quality pork.
Speaker 2: And uh oh is it pre brined pork like your turkey?
Speaker 1: It's like no, no, no, it's it comes from a
Speaker 1: place called No Snake River Farms. They not a sponsor,
Speaker 1: and they did not give it to me for free.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so I ordered it from there. I'll let
Speaker 1: you know how it goes. But we ordered it just
Speaker 1: a place that's known for having bougie pork. Did you google,
Speaker 1: like who has the boogie is?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's actually called ku about a pork k
Speaker 1: u r A B A t A. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the fuck that means. How come you can pronounce
Speaker 1: kurrabata but you can't pronounce guard Julos. I may be
Speaker 1: guessing at that one too. Ku about a pork. I
Speaker 1: guess it's a high quality pork. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was a grass fed pork or something. I don't
Speaker 1: know it was a cleaner pig. I've got no idea.
Speaker 1: All I know is we're gonna have rack of pork
Speaker 1: for Easter. On my recommendation. I had it sent to
Speaker 1: my dad's house. Are you looking up?
Speaker 2: It's cure about it what it can. By the way,
Speaker 2: now I'm looking up. Where can I hold on?
Speaker 3: Where can I get bougie pork ribs ordered and sent
Speaker 3: to me?
Speaker 2: Days? Is it gonna? Say?
Speaker 1: Snake River Farms And they have amazing dude, they have.
Speaker 1: They have Their beef is supposed to be the found
Speaker 1: a place called Four Rivers.
Speaker 2: No Snake River Farms anyway. Snake River, Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2: They specialize in beef. Anyway. My mouth is watering just
Speaker 2: thinking about it. I'll let you know how it goes.
Speaker 1: My sister is a little nervous because she's never cooked
Speaker 1: this kind of item before, and she doesn't eat meat,
Speaker 1: so she's just kind of.
Speaker 2: Never heard of a place called Wild Fork. Yes, I have.
Speaker 3: They just opened up about twenty minutes from me.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna do the things.
Speaker 3: This came up. It came up. It came up as
Speaker 3: one of the good places to buy.
Speaker 2: Let's go for steak dinner. What do you think?
Speaker 1: No, it's a buy and cook. It's not a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, all right. Anyway, why are you taking
Speaker 1: me for steak dinner?
Speaker 2: Is that an offer? I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Huh? Huh?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I haven't made connections.
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