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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazer Podcast. Glaser, Hello here, I am welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. It's Sticky Glazer Podcast. Here in amazing.

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Speaker 1: What is that? What? What? What is? You're already shaking

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Speaker 1: your head. Did I did I just appoint you with somebody? No?

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Speaker 2: And no, it's just about you know, life is key

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Speaker 2: is rolling along.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't it just game going? It just never ends the

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Speaker 1: holidays are over, you know.

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Speaker 2: For Christians, it's like you have that like it's gonna

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Speaker 2: be like the Golden Globes. The Golden Globes are January fifth,

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Speaker 2: and your entire life for the last month is the

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Speaker 2: Golden Globes. Then on January fifth, the Golden Globes are

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Speaker 2: going to happen, and then the next day you're gonna

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Speaker 2: wake up and your life is just going to continue on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, the next day I have to do Stern

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Speaker 1: and then the next day after that I go to

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Speaker 1: Hawaiian and then the next day then I have to

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Speaker 1: come back for the Critics' Choice Awards, and then and

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Speaker 1: then there I have a special to start preparing for it.

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Speaker 1: Like it's just there's never going to be an end

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Speaker 1: to working.

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Speaker 2: Yep. And that's good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yeah. That's good.

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Speaker 2: I guess yeah, I think I'm I think I'm having

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Speaker 2: a existential crisis with the repetitive nature of the intro

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Speaker 2: to this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Every time you do it, I go like, a right, right, right, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it just keeps going.

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Speaker 2: Actually keep it.

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Speaker 1: You need sleep every day. You need to eat every day,

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Speaker 1: like you're never like some people are bothered by eating.

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Speaker 1: I remember like someone was like, I hate that I

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Speaker 1: have to eat, Like it's like I think it was.

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Speaker 1: I think Andrew Schultz one night at the cellar was like,

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Speaker 1: I don't really like to eat. It like interferes with

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Speaker 1: my productivity, Like I have to remember to eat. I'm like, whoa, wild,

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Speaker 1: It's the only good part of my Life's amazing. I

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Speaker 1: feel that it gets in the way.

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Speaker 2: I feel that way about showering. I every if I

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Speaker 2: don't shower in the morning and I have to shower

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Speaker 2: at night, and I'm like, it's just like weighing on

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Speaker 2: me and it takes like twenty five minutes me.

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Speaker 1: About Sorry, we have to blow dryer hair, Yeah that

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Speaker 1: is all or you just look gross.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I blow dry my hair too, but I've been

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Speaker 2: doing this thing lately. I don't know if women are

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Speaker 2: onto this, but I'm sure you, uh, you don't blow

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Speaker 2: dry and then you just have wet hair for a

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Speaker 2: while and then like maybe an hour later you blow

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Speaker 2: dry and takes like two seconds.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but its yeah, but it can it can take

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Speaker 1: a shape when it's longer. Ya, that's harder to get out, yeah,

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Speaker 1: with the blow dry, But it really does make all

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Speaker 1: the difference to blow dry your hair. Like I find

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Speaker 1: as a woman, like if I just let air dry,

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Speaker 1: which I do, I would say eighty percent of the time,

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Speaker 1: day sooner because it gets scraggly and like it just

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Speaker 1: looks like shit and it's like thin frizzy. Like even

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Speaker 1: I got a fucking ad yesterday on my Instagram that

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Speaker 1: was like, do you have curly kind of frizzy hair

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Speaker 1: that when you air dry it it looks like shit?

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Speaker 2: How do you know?

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Speaker 1: Like I don't even post pictures of myself when it

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Speaker 1: looks like that that that often, but it like new

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Speaker 1: it's tangled around And it was like it was so

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Speaker 1: targeted just based on some of the pictures, it's like

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Speaker 1: scammed about me.

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Speaker 2: Well wait till ads get a real handle on AI,

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Speaker 2: because then the ads will be like, hey, NICKI, I've

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Speaker 2: noticed that your hair has been tangled lately in your pictures,

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Speaker 2: and we have this product that actually would fix that

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Speaker 2: exact thing. And I'll be like and it'll be like

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Speaker 2: Taylor Swift's voice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll talk back to it too and be like, oh,

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Speaker 3: thank you so much for letting me know no one

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel so alone. And there'll be a bunch

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Speaker 2: of comments on the ad like Nicky should really get this,

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Speaker 2: and then your fail will be making their own comments

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Speaker 2: and your phone will dry your hair for you people.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking yesterday I got a DM from TMZ,

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Speaker 1: like this girl that works at TMZ that's always just

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Speaker 1: is like they're nice people, and a lot of them

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Speaker 1: So I'm always just like nice to them if they

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Speaker 1: I think in New York they asked me about Luigi

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Speaker 1: you know, like no comment about But I was just like,

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Speaker 1: it's my dog's name that disappoints me, you know, like

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Speaker 1: my dog used to be the hottest Luigi or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I said something, and but then yesterday I get a

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Speaker 1: tip about you, and we're wondering if you would want

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Speaker 1: to comment before we run it, and that I'm not

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Speaker 2: Like I almost had a heart attack.

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Speaker 1: I was. I was down in like the lot, like

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Speaker 1: working on the script. I was like about to go

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Speaker 1: maybe might feel like a panic attack because I and

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Speaker 1: then I'm texting Emily showing her. I texted Chris and

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Speaker 1: they're like, call this number if you want to like

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Speaker 1: I sent it to Chris and Chris is like, I'll call.

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Speaker 1: So he calls the number and I'm just like, but

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Speaker 1: And then they finally call back and it's it's about

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Speaker 1: a show that taped. They were like, we got a

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Speaker 1: hot tip that Nikki talked a lot of shit about

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Speaker 1: the show taping and I didn't talk shit about that person,

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Speaker 1: and no one even did on the show. And it

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Speaker 1: was a total It was literally the most nothing. I

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Speaker 1: hate when people say nothing Burger, but like this is, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was. It was truly nothing. My heart great. I

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Speaker 1: that was so stressful, thinking that like I was gonna

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Speaker 1: ultimately it was about like someone might be mad at me,

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Speaker 1: or someone might that I'm performing for at the Golden

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Speaker 1: Globes might have heard that I said something about a

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Speaker 1: I could stand by because I'd just be like, they're jokes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But if it was like something I had told a

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Speaker 1: and like cause I talked shit about celebrities that are

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Speaker 1: pieces of shit. But I'm not famous enough to like

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Speaker 1: be out with that. I will someday, And I think

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Speaker 2: But I always do that. It is relatable. Like if

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Speaker 2: you always think you might have drugs in your bag

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Speaker 2: I've done that all the time. And I haven't done cocaine.

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Speaker 2: And when I quit twenty years and I'm like, I

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Speaker 2: have so much coke in my bag. But if you're

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Speaker 1: Like a scumambient on your coaster, yeah you get your decapitad. No.

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Speaker 1: I was just terrified. I was just like that was

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Speaker 1: really unnecessary to put my nervous system through, Like, yes,

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Speaker 1: like really like oh my god. And you know, it's

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Speaker 1: like anything if you lose your purse, if you're like

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Speaker 1: But also I was kind of like, okay, fine take it,

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Speaker 2: I was like TMZ, now I need an e m

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Speaker 2: T which is Trevor Wallace style joke. Oh yeah, listening,

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Speaker 2: I just wrote a good Yeah, that's a good joke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that is a good yeah. And then I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: and then I'll have to do that d MT to

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Speaker 2: Back, and I'm gonna have to go to the DMV

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Speaker 1: And then I'll be straddling my lives, of my my

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Speaker 1: And then I like yeah, like you like if you can't,

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Speaker 1: Korea, Yeah, I went, yeah, yeah, but I looked into

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Speaker 1: We were performing for the American troops that were stationed over.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it wasn't us. It was called Tessa's Funny

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's a lot more official soundings. Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 1: I bombed so bad, Like, yeah, I bombed the troops heavily.

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Speaker 1: It was. It was so because I had to follow

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Speaker 1: the first show. I followed April Macy because I had

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Speaker 1: like recently gotten it was two thousand nine, summer of

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Speaker 1: So like I guess they were, you know, the woman

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Speaker 1: organizing the show was like, Nikki should close, she has

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Speaker 1: a Tonight Show credit, and April had been doing it

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Speaker 1: to follow her now, like I just it's she's just

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Speaker 1: so good. So April Macy and she had just done

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Speaker 1: on the first show. They switched that real quick. I

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Speaker 2: We got to.

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Speaker 1: He's pointing out my set to his daughter on that

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Speaker 1: little tour. We yeah, we, but then we had to

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see anyone, like I always, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to see anyone, even if I kill after

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Speaker 1: the show, I'm always like scared one person is going

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Speaker 1: to be like ruin the moment. I didn't like it,

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Speaker 1: and they have to pretend because their husband wants to

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Speaker 1: meet me, and like it happens. I see it happen.

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Speaker 1: They're never really blatantly rude about it. But I see

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Speaker 1: when people don't want to meet me where they go.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's so bad. I quit. I quit chewing gum.

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Speaker 2: Again, that's what when science needs to do. You need

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Speaker 2: If there's got to be a switch, you can pray

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Speaker 2: On the table.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta go to break we have so much.

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Speaker 2: We're back so it's the new year, and you know,

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Speaker 2: from last year? I don't remember now, Yeah, I barely

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Speaker 2: And like, obviously like smoking cigarettes or something's impossible, but

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Speaker 1: After the TMZ thing, I was like, you know, what

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Speaker 1: not sink? And I've talked about this a million times.

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Speaker 1: Gossip is just such a great way to connect if

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Speaker 1: it also creates the I know, people who I talk

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Speaker 1: if one time I tried to talk shit about someone

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Speaker 1: I don't want to.

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Speaker 2: That's that's easier to do, the more successful you get,

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Speaker 2: because you have not they're not hurting you by being

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Speaker 2: I have as a one. I also have trouble with

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's the people I talked shit about, like

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Speaker 2: I I and I'm bitter.

437
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Speaker 1: But if you're willing to say that to those people faces,

438
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Speaker 1: I have no problem with this difference.

439
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,800
Speaker 2: Well I would. I would be willing to do that

440
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,440
Speaker 2: if many of them didn't have power over me or

441
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:11,080
Speaker 2: something like me talking like talking shit about somebody like

442
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,720
Speaker 2: like that's powerful. Will only hurt me if if I

443
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,520
Speaker 2: said it to their face, whereas.

444
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Speaker 1: Right, but then you're still not being authentic.

445
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:22,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and well that's why I have all these probably pains. Yeah, yeah,

446
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:26,480
Speaker 2: I'm just filled with bitterness. But I was watching Timothy

447
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,879
Speaker 2: Shallomy this morning. It was part of it. There was

448
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,560
Speaker 2: a text chain that I don't know why you weren't

449
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,280
Speaker 2: included on it, but it was like everyone was on

450
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,680
Speaker 2: and except you. I guess we didn't want to bother

451
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,520
Speaker 2: you or something nice, but it was, but it was

452
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Speaker 2: bother with it. So I think Bob maybe sent.

453
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Speaker 1: Out because Tim Brian's been obsessed with Timothy shall since

454
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Speaker 1: he saw him on Theovonn's podcast.

455
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Speaker 2: Well, I was, I was on the edge. I was like,

456
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,160
Speaker 2: I think I loved this guy. And then I watched

457
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,600
Speaker 2: him on theov theovon was Yeah, I think that was

458
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Speaker 2: the tipping point. That was because you put it.

459
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Speaker 1: On the big screen just to like do the dishes

460
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Speaker 1: and have it on the background and maybe listen to

461
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Speaker 1: for like ten minutes. And he left on the whole

462
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,959
Speaker 1: thing and said he was completely charmed with Timothy Chalmy.

463
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,919
Speaker 1: He ran a huge campaign during one of our writer's

464
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Speaker 1: meetings like be on board with Timothy Shame. You're like,

465
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Speaker 1: we are not as much as you. And then he

466
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,520
Speaker 1: knew he knows everything about him and he's not wrong.

467
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Speaker 1: Timothy shal May is awesome.

468
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Speaker 2: No, Timothy Shallam is amazing. I think my favorite performance

469
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Speaker 2: of Timothy shallow May is the press tour he's doing

470
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Speaker 2: for Bob Dylan, because every single thing is must watch

471
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Speaker 2: as hell. Yeah, I love him. Yeah. So he was

472
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Speaker 2: on Nard War this morning, and Ard War is.

473
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Speaker 1: This like kind of kooky guy that.

474
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always Nard War versus because the interviews can

475
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:40,879
Speaker 2: be a little bit antagonistic because he asks really invasive

476
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,920
Speaker 2: questions that you don't even remember about yourself, like where

477
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,800
Speaker 2: did you grow Like like your third grade teacher said

478
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,800
Speaker 2: this about you? Somehow. He investigated journalism and figures out

479
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,120
Speaker 2: these things about your past that you have no idea,

480
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,320
Speaker 2: don't even remember whoa. And then he asks you things

481
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,040
Speaker 2: about the stuff you probably should know about, Like he

482
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Speaker 2: asked him a lot of questions about Bob Dylan and

483
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Speaker 2: Timothy s was on it. But Timothy was on Nardwar.

484
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,800
Speaker 2: This was being texted this morning, and he was unbelievable

485
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Speaker 2: on it. And so one thing he did, this is

486
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Speaker 2: why I brought this up. One thing he did on it.

487
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,679
Speaker 2: He didn't talk shit about anybody, obviously, but what he

488
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:17,560
Speaker 2: did do is he continuously, throughout the interview gave shout

489
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Speaker 2: outs to people that he admired or respected. So all

490
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,359
Speaker 2: he does is do shout outs. One time he it

491
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Speaker 2: was even gotten to be like a joke. One time

492
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Speaker 2: Nardwar was like, hey, you your your grandma grew up

493
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Speaker 2: in Canada, and Timothy Shalmy goes, yes, she did shout

494
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Speaker 2: out Canada, shout out North America.

495
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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sorry, it's it was a joke.

496
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Speaker 2: It was, yeah, it was joking, shout out in North America.

497
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Speaker 2: But no, most most of the time he's like Johnny,

498
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 2: Like when he's talking about how Johnny Cash was played

499
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,199
Speaker 2: by a different guy in the Bob Dylan movie, he

500
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Speaker 2: makes sure to say and all the respect to Joaquin Phoenix.

501
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Speaker 2: He was amazing in his yeah and shout out, and

502
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 2: so he just kind of like always pays homage, and

503
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,640
Speaker 2: he does it, I think because he actually is very

504
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:09,520
Speaker 2: self conscious about being judged about being a bad personah

505
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 2: about not respecting. And I think this might be true

506
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:16,160
Speaker 2: of gen Z overall, is they are very aware that

507
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Speaker 2: shit will be talked about them on the internet if

508
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Speaker 2: they're mean, if they say something wrong.

509
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Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a video that Emily I wanted her

510
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Speaker 1: to edit of my mom and I both dressed for

511
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:31,400
Speaker 1: the last Eras tour in the Taylor Swift Tortured Poets

512
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,600
Speaker 1: like Military Jacket, which is the scene where she is

513
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,399
Speaker 1: marching to the Smallest Man who Ever Lived Bridge is

514
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 1: my favorite part of the show. And so before the show,

515
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 1: I asked my mom to, like, let's do this thing

516
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,920
Speaker 1: where we marched on the hallway and like you lip

517
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Speaker 1: saying it, So I'm like teaching her how to lipstick it.

518
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, well, like marry the two of

519
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 1: us marching. It'll be kind of a fun TikTok, And

520
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 1: I sent Emily the footage and I was like, actually,

521
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Speaker 1: I think you should just like edit the Bluebirds because

522
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Speaker 1: it's kind of funny. And so she put together this

523
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Speaker 1: whole blooper reel of me like telling my mom how

524
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Speaker 1: to do this and directing my mom, and there's not

525
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 1: one point where I'm like, good job, because like I cut.

526
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,120
Speaker 1: Every time I cut, I would be like good okay,

527
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,399
Speaker 1: like because I was like trying to keep the energy up.

528
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 1: I was, but I just seem abusive the whole time

529
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 1: because I'm now marked legs higher like like and I'm

530
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,919
Speaker 1: and I can't put it out because it's like the

531
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,640
Speaker 1: gen z will see this and be like your mean,

532
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,880
Speaker 1: like because there's no part where I'm like good job,

533
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,879
Speaker 1: even though I did say that. Throughout it's like and

534
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,160
Speaker 1: it is so funny because there's so many moments they're funny,

535
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 1: but I literally can't release it because I'm like, I

536
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 1: just they'll get the wrong idea about who I am

537
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: and like because I'm like, no, look a little bit

538
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 1: more sad, no mom, like like like there's like a

539
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 1: little bit of like a brattiness in my voice at

540
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: some points, but yeah, I.

541
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Speaker 2: Praise just constant, like do it this way.

542
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 1: Do it this way way, but I cut I like,

543
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,159
Speaker 1: next time, I know, like just put that in, like

544
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 1: leave it in. I was just trying to make editing

545
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 1: easier for her, but I'm like, next time add in.

546
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: Don't do it, man, you don't, don't do it just insincerely,

547
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 1: but like leave it in because otherwise you can't use it.

548
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 1: Because gen Z is very fine, like they're intelligious.

549
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 2: Acts probably make the next tailor swift right now, what

550
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 2: do you mean? Oh yeah, like that's how you make

551
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 2: it tailor swift.

552
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 1: No tailor swits did not get made by her parents,

553
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:07,680
Speaker 1: yeah at all?

554
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,360
Speaker 2: But who was it her? She abused herself?

555
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, she bullies herself because she puts her weight. What's

556
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,959
Speaker 1: the eminem line? I bully myself because it make me

557
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,880
Speaker 1: do what I put my mind to A million leads

558
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 1: above you ill, when I speak in tongues, I'm almost memorized.

559
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 2: Rap God, Rap God? Are you gonna? When are you

560
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 2: going to debut? Rap God? I bet you shallow me.

561
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 1: You don't even understand how hard Like when I started

562
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 1: this journey to memorize rap God, the first couple of days,

563
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm never gonna It's literally impossible, Like

564
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,160
Speaker 1: it found kind of like Dancing with the Stars, where

565
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,399
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't do that dance, Like there's no

566
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 1: fucking way even though it's like not that, but Rap

567
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:49,399
Speaker 1: God truly is so fast, so hard, and I'm like

568
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 1: eighty percent of the way there. Chris walks in all

569
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 1: the time on me practicing, which is kind of embarrassing

570
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: because he's like, shouldn't you be practicing the globes? But

571
00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 1: I feel like it's helping me to practice same words

572
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,360
Speaker 1: fast activity.

573
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, you are like nailing these are all

574
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 2: new jokes that you're and you are nailing the lines.

575
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:11,199
Speaker 1: And it helps me memorize and get cadence down and

576
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,679
Speaker 1: like rhythm like it's and it's just like a different

577
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 1: it's just switching up something like I got to mix

578
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 1: up my goals.

579
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's that's probably good for your mental acuity

580
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 2: as you age. Yeah, you were speaking rap God. How

581
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 2: long do you think it would be?

582
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,520
Speaker 3: Rap God is like if you're just talking just talking

583
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,920
Speaker 3: rap over an hour?

584
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, it's I would say I would

585
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,439
Speaker 1: say it's probably twenty five minutes.

586
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 2: Twenty five minutes. Wow, Yeah, yeah, I would say it's

587
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 2: even longer. I mean it's so many fucking words.

588
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 1: It's so many it is so many words. I think

589
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 1: it's the song is like six minutes long, six minutes,

590
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 1: six minutes. Yeah, that's the topic.

591
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's six minutes song.

592
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: If you haven't heard rap God, someone go, you gotta

593
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,959
Speaker 1: go listen to it because it's just just know that

594
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 1: I've almost memorized it all. I can do each part,

595
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 1: but I can't do like, there's one part that I'm

596
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: little star and it's not the part you think I've got. Yeah,

597
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 1: I've been doing it in the shower a lot. Like

598
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 1: once you start listening to it enough, it like gets

599
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: into your brain. But I'm I think i'll debut it.

600
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,439
Speaker 1: I'll probably put it on TikTok at some point. But

601
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: it does say the F word a lot, other F word.

602
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 2: This is amazing progress. I remember a few years ago

603
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 2: you were talking about having trouble memorizing the Star Spangled Banner.

604
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 1: Yeah that was hard, Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that there's

605
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure on that. This one's this is

606
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: the new Star Spangled Banner.

607
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,199
Speaker 2: Bright the way at the end of every year you

608
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 2: memorize a new song.

609
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: But back to like jet like being worried about like

610
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 1: people thinking you're nice like that is that that is

611
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: interesting that gen Z is like aware or like the

612
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 1: famous people coming up are aware of that. Not reading

613
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,879
Speaker 1: the comments really freese me. But it's kind of it

614
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:56,159
Speaker 1: kind of does make you. Yeah, you know, it's like

615
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: I don't get to see any of the good stuff.

616
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 1: I don't get to.

617
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Speaker 2: Interact with people hearing the good stuff.

618
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 1: You know, yes, you know it's nice. It was like

619
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: Emily writes me, like j Loo said the slighs or whatever,

620
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: you know.

621
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 2: Like a lot like famous people commented on the Empire

622
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 2: State building.

623
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think Demiley told me about a couple

624
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: of them. I don't think. I can't remember.

625
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 2: Though.

626
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: It doesn't land. I don't think it really lands.

627
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 2: Well I did. I shared a link to everyone except you.

628
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 2: This is a very common thing.

629
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: Now because we that's okay, you don't want to bother me.

630
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 2: But well, this wasn't I don't want to bother you.

631
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 2: This was I know that you don't like reading comments,

632
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 2: so I'm not going to share it with you. Oh okay.

633
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 2: But I shared it with Chris and Bob and Ian

634
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 2: and Sean, and I was like somebody random on YouTube

635
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 2: posted your Thursday Night football from last week. It got

636
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 2: one hundred and forty thousand views. This is like a

637
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 2: random YouTube channel with eight thousand subscribers, so it's not

638
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 2: like a big deal. And all of the comments are

639
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 2: so positive. Really, everyone's like someone said, I don't watch

640
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 2: the game. I only watched Nikki.

641
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so nice.

642
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was just everyone was so overwhelmingly positive.

643
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 2: I was like, this is so nice.

644
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: I hope we get to do it again. Like they

645
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: were really fun, Like that was this is the kind

646
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: of thing that I'm like, I just I just, you know,

647
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: I hope there's time in my schedule do that in

648
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:12,199
Speaker 1: the fall. I think there were I'll be gearing up

649
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: to tape something in the fall, I think. So it'll

650
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: be tough, but like they're not. The beauty is we

651
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 1: don't have to write until we get like we have

652
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: to write a little bit until we get Monday.

653
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 2: Well you just kind of send out an assignment on Monday. Yeah,

654
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 2: Wednesday night the night before, and then Thursday.

655
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,919
Speaker 1: It's like memorizing wrap. God, it takes you out of

656
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 1: whatever you're doing. It's just like a one night thing

657
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 1: that takes you out of it and then you get

658
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: back to what you have to do. It's like a

659
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 1: different It's yeah, it's it's.

660
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 2: A well oiled machine at this point.

661
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: It's great.

662
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 2: Do you rather have known about the globes?

663
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: Like less time?

664
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 2: Less time? It didn't affect me too much time.

665
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: I think no, because I didn't start working on it until,

666
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: like until Chris was done with the two projects he

667
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 1: was working on, because he was really going to run it,

668
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: and I know that he would never let me not

669
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: start early enough, and so like I just went by,

670
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: like when Chris was like it's time to go, and yeah,

671
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: I feel like there's just no I feel like in

672
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: really good shape for it right now, and like I don't.

673
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: There's not a part of me that's like we need

674
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: one more week. Like I think there's been there. There's

675
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: been that for me in specials where I'm like, God,

676
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: one more week. I could just fine tune some stuff,

677
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,959
Speaker 1: and then I just asked for another week. And it's

678
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: always one more week for a special because it feels

679
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: like it's just an hour of material. The Golden Lilbes

680
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: is like ten minutes. So it feels like I'm okay

681
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 1: with being like this, this is what it is, and

682
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have done more and I couldn't have done more.

683
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: And also the nominees didn't come out until the ninth

684
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 1: I think, yeah later, Yeah, no, it was the ninth.

685
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: It was the day after the last RAS and then.

686
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 2: That's how I know. Uh, this was actually four hundred

687
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 2: and seventy eight days after the last errors.

688
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: Yeah uh. And also yeah, it's like I just feel

689
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: like you just don't what was the other thing I

690
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: was gonna say about taking Oh, and I think about

691
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: like I remember, I've sure it's been said a million

692
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: times about SNL, but Bo and Yang was saying about

693
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: SNL that like the most frustrating part is like you

694
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: you can't perfect it. Like you write these sketches on

695
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 1: a Wednesday night and you run them on Saturday, and like,

696
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: oh man, if you had another two weeks to rewrite

697
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 1: and punch up and to think different things about what production,

698
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: more time to produce it and put it on camera,

699
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: what could it be? But you just don't get that.

700
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: That's what it is, and that's what this is. Like,

701
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: you don't get that like this.

702
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 2: Is I don't think we would have benefited from an

703
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 2: extra week. I think we maybe would have suffered from

704
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 2: an extra week.

705
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean you can. I do that every

706
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: every time I have too much time to do my makeup.

707
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: It starts to looking it goes from looking perfect disgusting,

708
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: like it can ruin makeup just by like one more

709
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: little thing, let me just say, and then it's.

710
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 2: Oh God for life too.

711
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's like I think it's a perfect amount

712
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: of time because I'm getting to the point where I'm like,

713
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: we're starting to take out jokes from the practice because

714
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 1: I'm tired of saying them, and it's like they're diminishing returns.

715
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: And the best thing is is like we had an

716
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: I thought, like you know, based on you know, on

717
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: and Matt's reaction on the road, like three weeks ago,

718
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: like an A plus set, like, oh my god, this

719
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: is going to kill. We've beat all of those jokes,

720
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: pretty much, all of them. All the jokes that were

721
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: like our A plus of our original and maybe second

722
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: and third fourth drafts, yeah, are now like R d's

723
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: because the rest has it's on a curve, it's great.

724
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 2: I don't think if it's on a curve it's a D.

725
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 2: I don't think we have lower than a B. Plus.

726
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: I agree, there's maybe one or two B plus jokes

727
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: in the rest of a's and then one or two

728
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: A pluses, which is like what you want, you can't

729
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: have all A plus.

730
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 2: The scary thing about the monologue for the globes is,

731
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 2: unlike the roast, where you have a better picture, you

732
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 2: don't really know how the audience is going to respond

733
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 2: in the room. And so no matter how good we

734
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 2: do in these.

735
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: Well that's why I'm going Jets game the first TNF

736
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: where they were screaming at me, Oh yeah, you want

737
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: to see I think it's somewhere online. It's me at

738
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: the first game is the Jets and.

739
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, Eagles the Jets one. Yeah, that's why it

740
00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 2: was such a big deal. We were in New York.

741
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Jets and Patriots. Patriots, yeah, and the

742
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: Jets one. And I had to do my first Thursday

743
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: night football like roast, and the crowd was screaming, not

744
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: listening to me at all, like literally ten feet away.

745
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 2: From me, chanting Jets, Jets, Jets because they.

746
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: Wonts Gardner sauce like sauces behind either trying to get

747
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: an autograph, not paying attention that there's a broadcast on the.

748
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 2: Second time and someone's yell sauce that you.

749
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 1: Do ye exactly when I was spilled a one all

750
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: over me.

751
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 2: No, it was.

752
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: It was it was chaotic, and I just had to

753
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: like look down the barrel of the thing and just

754
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: deliver it. That's that's slightly different than the Globes. I

755
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: think the Globes. The worst case scenario is I'll go

756
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 1: back to Cabo when I the story I told her

757
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: Jimmy Kettle where I bombed in front of billionaires. That's

758
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: gonna be more the vibe because it was well lit.

759
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: They felt uncomfortable to laugh in front of like people

760
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: that they were like trying to be cool in front of.

761
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: And it was Joe at their expense a kind of,

762
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: and they were worried about each other. It was more

763
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: that vibe, and that that is where I'll go to

764
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: in my mind, because I just plowed through that like

765
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: they didn't know.

766
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 2: I knew I was being different from Cabo, though. These

767
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 2: people at the Globes are going to be expecting a comedian, yeah,

768
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 2: and they you know, and there's there's a precedent, especially

769
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 2: you're not You're going you're not going to be as

770
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 2: offensive as Ricky Gervais. So it's like, you know, I

771
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 2: think that they'll be I think they'll be pretty pleased.

772
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 2: It's just a matter of like are they listening? Are

773
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 2: they talking to people at their tables? That's the tough part.

774
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: I actually got a DM this morning from someone who's

775
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:39,719
Speaker 1: going to be at the Globes okay, and asked me,

776
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: I can't probably say who it is because it would

777
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: give away a presenter, even though I don't think, like,

778
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: who really cares if I give away a persenter?

779
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 2: But I can't Luigi, But it.

780
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: Was it's I think the nicest person. I think it's

781
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: probably one of the nicest celebrity reach outs I've ever

782
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: had in my life of someone who is checking to

783
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: set me their script that they're going to write for

784
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: their to present, to run by to make sure it

785
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 1: doesn't step over any of the jokes I'm doing, because

786
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: if it does, they will just rewrite jokes.

787
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:14,959
Speaker 2: That's Is it a comedian or an actor comedy writer?

788
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: Comedy actor comedy writer? That is amazing, Like the mention

789
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:22,720
Speaker 1: of all mentiones.

790
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 2: Okay, now I know who it is.

791
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: It's the Yeah, I mean it is a mention can

792
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: be anyone, but it does. It's very fit. Yes, but

793
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:39,320
Speaker 1: I could call a boy a mens Yeah, so that's Williams.

794
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 1: But it was so so nice. I read it to

795
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: Chris this morning because it was like the first thing

796
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: I saw when I woke up, and we were just

797
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 1: like wow. He's like, can I just email you my jokes?

798
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 1: I'm like yes, and also i'll rewrite mine. You are

799
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: on the hierarchy, like but what a what a kind thing?

800
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 1: And this person is like you would just you would

801
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: already think that this person is as good as they are.

802
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,439
Speaker 1: So it's just.

803
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 2: Malcolm.

804
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's present.

805
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 2: I mean I already know who it is.

806
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: Wait, could go like that, see if you got it? Yeah,

807
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: good job.

808
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 2: Do you want me to tell you?

809
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 1: Oh you did?

810
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 2: Okay?

811
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 1: Yeah I think I saw yeah, Yeah, it's it was

812
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: such a nice thing though, and I really appreciate it.

813
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 2: You think any part of it. He doesn't want you

814
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 2: to step on his jokes.

815
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think that's a good both. But

816
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: he literally negative write new jokes.

817
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:35,240
Speaker 2: Right well, I know, right well to be fair to.

818
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: Im, Like I got a joke for you, oh ship,

819
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: remember the joke that kind of we had referencing him defying.

820
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 2: Yes, of course.

821
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, I'm I might throw it to him,

822
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: We're not you know, or maybe if I'm introing him,

823
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: we might use it.

824
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 2: Is it, Well, we'll talk about it after I think

825
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 2: I remember it. Yeah. But for to support Colin's point here,

826
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 2: like when you call me Golland, he is going after you, right,

827
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 2: so any joke me, oh yeah, that person man or

828
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 2: woman who may or may not be Jewish is going

829
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,240
Speaker 2: after you.

830
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's checking his jokes.

831
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like if you are doing a joke that

832
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 2: similar is it actually hurts him more than it hurts you.

833
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: But also like he he could he could through the

834
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: production he's dealing with, get it to me that I

835
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: need to change my joke because he's yeah, I mean

836
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: he he probably could do that, like he's more famous

837
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 1: than I am, but it wouldn't seem.

838
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 2: Like I mean, yeah, he's got so.

839
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: The fact that he reached out, like yeah, it is

840
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: checking his jokes, but like, yeah, it's not all just

841
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 1: about me. But he literally goes all right, new ones.

842
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 2: It was like that he sounds it sounds pure, sounds nice.

843
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: Really, which I've never heard that you a million dollars.

844
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: I was already following this perpose. It sucks so much

845
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: with c M because they definitely see like it's his follow.

846
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 2: It doesn't say follow, follow back, and then they were

847
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 2: following you or they just start following you.

848
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 1: I think they I don't know. I didn't check.

849
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't check. I don't need to. It's petty bullshit.

850
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: There's another thing that when I come across like comedians,

851
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: like new comedians, who I'm like, this guy's really funny.

852
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,720
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, in his late twenties early thirties,

853
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: and they're not following me. I truly get offended. Yeah,

854
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 1: And it's not even like I'm like, what the fuck

855
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: you think you're better than me? It's like, oh, this

856
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: guy doesn't like look up to me in any way,

857
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 1: not that anyone should, like I don't think I'm hot shit,

858
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: but it's like you don't think like you don't even

859
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: want to be friends with me. It's more that like

860
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:29,399
Speaker 1: you haven't heard him a nice person that you maybe

861
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 1: want to shoot a follow to.

862
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 2: Just to like, I'll try to to back these people up,

863
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 2: lead at their level.

864
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: I mean I do the same thing. I didn't follow

865
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: this guy, so I guess it Yeah.

866
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 2: At their level, it's really important to have a good ratio,

867
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 2: so you know, you might they might check in on you.

868
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 2: But like, if you can't just follow every famous comedian

869
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 2: because then you you look like a loser.

870
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: That's a really good point.

871
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 2: Once you have one hundred thousand followers, and then you

872
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 2: can have three thousands follow me like him more.

873
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like this guy, this kid, I kind

874
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: of want his approval. What's he's really funny. I'll give

875
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 1: him a shout out. You're not following me, but I

876
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 1: just discovered you today, and I think he's friends with

877
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,959
Speaker 1: like a meal. I've heard people tell me about this kid. Fuck,

878
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: where is he?

879
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 2: I just.

880
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:15,280
Speaker 1: No, Oh some kid Tommy, Oh, Tommy, Tommy Brennan.

881
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 2: He's great, he's so funny, he's very nice.

882
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,919
Speaker 1: I just saw it, like one of his clips came

883
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 1: up for me, and then I just went and watched

884
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: like a bunch, Like I was just like, Okay, that

885
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: one was hilarious. Let's see if he can do it again.

886
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 1: That's fucking hilarious. Like I haven't missed with him. He's great,

887
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: he's so he's a cutie too.

888
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's in New York or he's New York always

889
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 2: got that jacket. You've met really really Yeah. He used

890
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 2: to work for Cameo back in the day. We were

891
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 2: doing Yeah. Yeah. There was the outdoor show in l

892
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 2: A and he came up. He was very compliment Yeah.

893
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. I've been on calls with him for Gimmy.

894
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. And he doesn't even follow you.

895
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: No, but that's okay.

896
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,000
Speaker 2: Do you ever do Cameo in earnest?

897
00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:58,439
Speaker 1: Yeah?

898
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 2: And then are you still on it? Well?

899
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: It might be because I just like got tired of

900
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: doing them.

901
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,800
Speaker 2: How many were you doing during pandemic?

902
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: I was doing a lot, but it was like I

903
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: would say, probably like the height of it was for

904
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. I was doing like I would say,

905
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: like twenty a week, like he was adding up, and

906
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: it was like it was just too much because I

907
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: would I would make them personalized, and I would like

908
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: write songs for people. No I raised I put my

909
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 1: net like ten thousand dollars just so, or maybe a

910
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,240
Speaker 1: thousand just so people would stop ordering because I couldn't.

911
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: I couldn't take myself off. I didn't know how it's

912
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: all making sense. He's from He was a cute boy

913
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,879
Speaker 1: from Chicago with the girl who was blonde hair too.

914
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: She was also. They were both so nice.

915
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 2: He lived out here and he didn't get that much traction.

916
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 3: Then he went to New York kid Tommy following him

917
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 3: cele many followers?

918
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 2: How many following.

919
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: Seventy six point eight thousand followers following two four four four.

920
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 2: Two thousand four four. Yeah, yeah, okay, so he should

921
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 2: be following you with those numbers.

922
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: But the fuck Tommy?

923
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know me, it's very weird that following twenty

924
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 2: five hundred people.

925
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,439
Speaker 1: No, because I followed him this morning for the first

926
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 1: time and it didn't say follow back.

927
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 2: He's following twenty five hundred people and you're not one

928
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 2: of them. How could they go follow? How is there's not?

929
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: It's okay, he probably is now is not come.

930
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 2: Through once he hears this clip, He's going to follow you,

931
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 2: But how could you follow twenty five text him right now?

932
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he'll he'll eventually hear about this, but

933
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: he think of following you. But this is new, dude,

934
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 1: this is new. I don't I swear I swear it's new.

935
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 2: So I'm very surprised by that because he's not he was.

936
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: But I definitely thought that he wasn't and I definitely

937
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: noted it as like, man, I wish this kid's like

938
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,799
Speaker 1: thought it was funny because he's really funny.

939
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 2: For Kelsey he has and he opens for like Becky

940
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 2: Kelsey Cook. Yeah, I think, Yeah, I was thinking about

941
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 2: it was like Becky Robinson, I'll.

942
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: Bring this skin on the road.

943
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 2: He's really Yes, twice as many followers as me, but

944
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 2: I only followed three hundred and seventy five people. If

945
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 2: I had his following out, probably.

946
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 1: I would never have blessed. Why don't Why don't I

947
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: because people look at it who know?

948
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 2: They don't, yes they do. They don't look at it

949
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 2: for you. They don't look at it for you.

950
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 1: You've never been like, oh my fault. Like even when

951
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: I didn't have that many followers.

952
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 2: If I had who you like, if I had forty

953
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 2: thousand followers and ten thousand following, no one would book me.

954
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: But dude, you don't need to follow ten thousand people

955
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: you can follow.

956
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,320
Speaker 2: I'm not a thousand more following. I'm following eighty thousand

957
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 2: people and have one follower. No, but I know a

958
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 2: lot of the immediate say yourself that see I can

959
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 2: write for literally anybody. This is what I say. This

960
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,720
Speaker 2: is my quote. I can write for anybody's voice except

961
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 2: one person, yourself, myself.

962
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: That's a really that's really interesting. I disagree with you

963
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 1: on that though. I think that like your stand up

964
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: is very in your voice well, and I feel like

965
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: you write for people like like I I just watched

966
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: something that you had a hand in writing, and I

967
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 1: could pick out each thing that you wrote because I

968
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: know your voice.

969
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 2: I can write for your voice. That's the thing.

970
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 1: Dog shit.

971
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 2: I love that bit.

972
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: Wait, I was I was gonna do it. We have

973
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: to bring I'll come back with my impression of Brian

974
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: when I'm gonna try to do an impression of you.

975
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 1: Last night to Chris because I was like and I

976
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: was like, I go, what do you think a Brian

977
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,399
Speaker 1: Frangie impression? What word would it start with? And I

978
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: can't remember it now, but it was like, there's only

979
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: one word possibly that Brian Frangie would if impression of

980
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: him would start with. And now I can't remember what

981
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 1: it was, percentage wise like it.

982
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 2: Was something like that.

983
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 1: It was like some kind of like like uh, just

984
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: a little like a I don't know, like fact not

985
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:37,720
Speaker 1: fact toy.

986
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 2: But that would be like Adam Conover.

987
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah, but it's not like I don't

988
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: know like that. No, I love the way you talk.

989
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 1: I can, but I can, I can pick it out now.

990
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: It's it's nice when you have that kind of stamp.

991
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 1: Sure how you operate.

992
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 2: Now, When I say, just to be clear, when I

993
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 2: said I don't know if I like that about being

994
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 2: compared to Adam Connover, it's not because I don't like

995
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 2: Adam Conover. I love that.

996
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to be original.

997
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 2: It's because Adam Connover is Adam Conover and I'm not

998
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 2: Adam Connall.

999
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: That's a really, really good boy.

1000
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:07,760
Speaker 2: I do hate when.

1001
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 3: People follow zero zero oh yeah.

1002
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 2: The only way I give it that.

1003
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: Means we know you have a fake account, you loser.

1004
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: It's not like you aren't doing anything. What do you

1005
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: mean like we know that the person has a if

1006
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: you if you're following zero people, you have an account

1007
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,439
Speaker 1: where you're following everyone you want to follow and you're

1008
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 1: literally just doing It's like that doesn't make you look cool.

1009
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: It makes you looking like you're trying to look cool.

1010
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 3: The only way I empathize is I do know someone

1011
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 3: that does it, and it's because they're in their head

1012
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 3: about comparing themselves to other people. Okay, well that comes

1013
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 3: from a place. No, there are others that are losers

1014
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 3: that they can't not well sorry.

1015
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 2: But they really losers, but.

1016
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: Loser on percise, you're a loser. But what do they

1017
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: really not look at Instagram at all? Like nothing comes

1018
00:43:59,239 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 1: up on their feet?

1019
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 2: I get, I mean, I guess you get suggest Well

1020
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 2: I did that for Apple rankings Instagram. I only follow

1021
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 2: five people on that, just like five. I think you're

1022
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 2: one of them. That's funny, and then Hamish and Andy

1023
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 2: and then like the Sweet Tango Apple Company or whatever. Okay,

1024
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 2: it's the Milt.

1025
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 3: There are other people that follow like two people and

1026
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 3: it's like a random like building and then there that's

1027
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 3: their mom, you know, like something like that's even.

1028
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 1: It me funny about it. But I just think that

1029
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: if you're I just don't like this, like trying to

1030
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: curate the way that you like, like not being able

1031
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: to enjoy content or support your friends because you're trying

1032
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: to look cool, like you're not trying.

1033
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 2: To Like, I really do think it makes a difference.

1034
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: But I mean, yeah, if it does, it does at.

1035
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 2: Your early stages, once you don't see one hundred or

1036
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 2: two hundred thousand followers you can easily have. You can

1037
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 2: be following two thousand about it, three thousand people, and

1038
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter.

1039
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 1: How many people. I literally don't know how many people

1040
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: one following it might.

1041
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 2: Probably three thousand, really, I think, yeah, I don't yeah,

1042
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 2: thirty one fifty one, yeah, And so that's probably everybody

1043
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 2: you want to follow. You're not holding back on anybody

1044
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 2: except the.

1045
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,879
Speaker 1: Guy today that I started like, I wish I would

1046
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 1: have been following him. There's a lot of people that

1047
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: I'm you know, what I learned about myself though, because

1048
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: I went back to try to find a video that

1049
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: I couldn't find that I'm like, that's the most annoying

1050
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 1: thing about Instagram is you cannot search memes like it's

1051
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 1: popping up on your feed. You can't type in, you know,

1052
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: chart about dogs looking at you and dreaming like, there's

1053
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: no way to find that little fucking lie that you saw.

1054
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 2: That exists, so.

1055
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 1: Why can't you? I just hate it. So I went

1056
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 1: back to go, oh, maybe, final thought, I go, maybe

1057
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: I liked it. I probably did, and that'll be the

1058
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 1: way to find it.

1059
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 2: So I went to my likes, whoa you can do that.

1060
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. First of all, I say Instagram, Yeah, there's like

1061
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 1: you can see your history of your likes. Maybe this

1062
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: is something for people over ten thousand followers. I don't,

1063
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 1: but you have VET over that, right, Yeah, okay, so

1064
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know, but you can look at

1065
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 1: your likes. I don't be like a lot of shit,

1066
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: Like I liked like five things in two weeks, and

1067
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, am I being like stingy with my likes?

1068
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: Like I almost felt cool? I'm like, am I like

1069
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: a cool person? That's like, no I like from me

1070
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: means something to.

1071
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 2: Timmy shall May would be liking a lot of things.

1072
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:14,800
Speaker 1: Truly.

1073
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 2: I don't think the more famous you get, probably less

1074
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 2: likes go.

1075
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 1: Now, but I don't even I didn't know that I

1076
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: was not giving out likes. I like stuff. I don't.

1077
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: It takes me two seconds to go, I like that.

1078
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: I thought I was doing it. So now I'm being

1079
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 1: more liberal with my legs because I assumed that I

1080
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 1: was liking these. It's in the same way that I

1081
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: assumed I would be following this person that I bring

1082
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: a family.

1083
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 2: You think about it this way. You have a unique

1084
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 2: power as a famous person to bring joy to people's.

1085
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 1: Lives and to like the algorithm and like help them

1086
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,839
Speaker 1: get more views, like I need to comment more on things,

1087
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 1: Like I'm trying to comment more stuff and like and

1088
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 1: share it and uh, like I wanted to post one

1089
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: of Tommy's clips on my Instagram, but I haven't posted

1090
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: on my story like in a day, so it would

1091
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: have just been his alone, Like I just felt like,

1092
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 1: I don't even it would have just said and he's

1093
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,320
Speaker 1: not following me, and I'm like never. I felt like

1094
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 1: I'd never met him before, so I was just like,

1095
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: I can't. I'll do this later once we're friends.

1096
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 2: I'll share stuff.

1097
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 1: But I also, you know I talked about on the

1098
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: podcast today, so.

1099
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 2: I'm all about comment thing now. I comment all the

1100
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 2: time on things, even if it's an argument, I'm I'm

1101
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 2: over it. I'm over being like I don't want to

1102
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 2: say my opinion. I don't want to get into an

1103
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,919
Speaker 2: argument the ttrol. I'll just say my piece and it's

1104
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 2: like it's been great. I love getting on comments sometimes fun.

1105
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: I like leave one and then I'll have like two

1106
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: thousand likes like what yeah.

1107
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 3: But then I'll go I'll do I'll leave a funny

1108
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 3: comment on like a bigger comedians thing and it crushes.

1109
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:32,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1110
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 3: I got one comment as like thirty four hundred, but

1111
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 3: it gets more likes than i'd get on mine.

1112
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, this is how big this comedian was.

1113
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 2: Shane Gillis.

1114
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 3: He had a photo with Donald Trump, and I was like,

1115
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 3: this is like Trevor Noah posing with Barack Obama. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1116
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 3: something like that. I got like thirty four hundred. I'm like,

1117
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 3: this got more.

1118
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:54,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1119
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 2: I was very proud of a comment that I made

1120
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 2: on there was on Twitter. I mean doing this on Twitter. Damn.

1121
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 2: I don't have Twitter. I don't tweet at all, but

1122
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 2: I I'll comment.

1123
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:05,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1124
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 2: There was uh.

1125
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 1: Kirk Kirbstreet who does the Okay, so you know this,

1126
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: can you explain it because I'm kind of forgetting.

1127
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 2: Well, he just he was talking about what I did

1128
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,919
Speaker 2: countdown right or Ohio States like yeah, and Shannon Sharp

1129
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 2: got varying or one of the Yeah.

1130
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,879
Speaker 3: I didn't do a good job explaining because I actually

1131
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,359
Speaker 3: don't know much about this, Okay, I just know.

1132
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 2: That well he was he was like kind of critical

1133
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 2: of some football team that has a huge fan base

1134
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 2: in college football and then, and we also may remember

1135
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 2: that Kirk Kirbstreet has a famous dog that he bring

1136
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 2: to all the games and it recently died. So one

1137
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 2: of the fans of the team that he was criticizing

1138
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 2: tweeted out, why don't you go pet your dog? Which

1139
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 2: I found to be one of the most obscene, offensive

1140
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:57,919
Speaker 2: things I've ever read on doesn't have a new dog

1141
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 2: on the road with him. Yeah, but he's that's what when.

1142
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: You're saying, like kill yourself, like go to heaven.

1143
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 2: No, he's saying he's just trying to hurt him by saying,

1144
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 2: like your dog Kert Street.

1145
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of took it as like you should

1146
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: go die because that's the only way you could put

1147
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 1: your dog.

1148
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 2: I guess it could be that too, But I just

1149
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 2: don't tolerate someone bringing up someone good for you. So

1150
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 2: I tweeted, it's just pureless straightforward. I just said, you're

1151
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:25,479
Speaker 2: an asshole. Great, and man, it's just I'm every single

1152
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 2: person that likes it, I'm like.

1153
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that.

1154
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 2: I used to not do that. I used to be

1155
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 2: I'm not going to engage with people like this. I'm

1156
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 2: not going to say my true opinion. But this guy

1157
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 2: you're an asshole.

1158
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 3: I do it on TikTok sometimes because I'm just like,

1159
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 3: no one's gonna I just feel anonymous on TikTok a

1160
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 3: little bit. So I'll write comments sometimes and I'm like

1161
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 3: right out of Reddit, like I.

1162
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,319
Speaker 2: Feel I feel bad doing like I just feel weird.

1163
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:51,720
Speaker 2: But Redd, it's really personal.

1164
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: Chest Nuts the other day on an US Weekly post

1165
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 1: which listen US Weekly, we're not looking to them as

1166
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: the forefront of like, you know, celebrity even celebrity journalism,

1167
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: like we know that they're like no, but they're not

1168
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 1: as trashy as like to me, they're not as trashy.

1169
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,720
Speaker 2: For international Yeah, yeah, they're.

1170
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: Not for me. They're not as trashy as like A,

1171
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 1: I don't know like some of the other tabloids. I

1172
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: can't think of the names of them, but I just like,

1173
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: you know, i've been in AS Weekly, like I think

1174
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: they're they're uplifting celebrities. They're giving you like a very

1175
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: like watered down like we love Hollywood and everything's great.

1176
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like you're not getting truth bombs there.

1177
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: But they had like the the whole thing of justin

1178
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: Timberlake in the Harness where it looked like his penis

1179
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 1: was small or whatever. Did you see that?

1180
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:39,319
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1181
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 3: And then he had a new T shirt. He got

1182
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 3: a new shirt to cover his penis. Okay, and then

1183
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 3: they call that out.

1184
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's so fucking rude.

1185
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 2: It is.

1186
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 1: And then the comments because of the Britney Spears and

1187
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 1: everyone and and the Janna Jackson of it all, like

1188
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: everyone feels like it's okay to just pile on Justin

1189
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,879
Speaker 1: Timberlake and not like him and and body shame him

1190
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: like it's as nothing what I did to Britain and

1191
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: Janet or whatever you think about that has nothing to

1192
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 1: do with his penis size, but making fun of someone

1193
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: who might look like that. First of all, every I

1194
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 1: think that penises look small when they're not hard, Like

1195
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: that's just a thing that happens, especially when it's tucked

1196
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 1: up in a harness. And who first of all, if

1197
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: he has a small penis, who gives a fuck?

1198
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 2: That might be the reason why he was being to

1199
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 2: Janet and brit News, because well, he has a small

1200
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 2: penis and he feels bad about.

1201
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: It, And why does he feel bad about himself? Because

1202
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: we have a culture that constantly makes fun of guys

1203
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 1: for having small penises and feels that it's like acceptable

1204
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 1: to do that when really it doesn't matter at all.

1205
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: It doesn't say anything about your manhood that you have

1206
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 1: a big dick. It literally any woman.

1207
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,319
Speaker 2: But it's good to have a big hulk and dong.

1208
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: Well some women like it, but guess what, like it's

1209
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: it's absolutely not necessary for to be a real man

1210
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 1: in bed and to really pleasure a woman. Like I'm sorry,

1211
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: I used to have a bit about it, but I

1212
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:55,760
Speaker 1: took it out of my act because I just felt

1213
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 1: like it wasn't worked out enough. But my point it

1214
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:02,240
Speaker 1: wasn't even funny. My point is that lesbians have satisfying

1215
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: sex salzes and they don't have penises at all, and

1216
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,280
Speaker 1: they like penetration. Yea, if you have a penis size

1217
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 1: that you don't like, just use toys and your woman

1218
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: will if she needs a big dick, like, just use toys.

1219
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 1: But also you don't really need a big dick. And

1220
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: also it is not okay to shame. I don't care

1221
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 1: who he is to make it about it. I don't

1222
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:21,879
Speaker 1: even like when people are like Trump has a small dick,

1223
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: because it's like that is not something that we should

1224
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: judge people's character by at all or shame them for

1225
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: it's they can't help them, it's bullshit, and it creates

1226
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 1: this is where in cells come from, because they see

1227
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: women are very outspoken about dick size because they know

1228
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 1: they can be because if any guy goes that's me,

1229
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 1: oh you have a small dick, And so they men

1230
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 1: can't even defend themselves because they'll seem like they have

1231
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 1: a small dick if they do. It's this like perfect

1232
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 1: thing that women feel like they can just attack men on.

1233
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:49,919
Speaker 1: And I know it comes from a place of women

1234
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: feeling totally attacked on their bodies and feeling like men

1235
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 1: judge us for our tit size and how much we weigh.

1236
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: But guess what, we've all culturally kind of come together

1237
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: and gone, that's so, and it's not okay to do us.

1238
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: Weekly would totally never put up a post about some

1239
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 1: woman's boobs being.

1240
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,760
Speaker 2: Too small vaginal or someone being fat.

1241
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but for some reason it's totally fine to

1242
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 1: just like like put this out there. And they didn't

1243
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 1: say he had a small dick, but they just put

1244
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: it out there so that that the vultures could just

1245
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: swing in and just start tearing him to shreds, and

1246
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 1: I'm just like I just thought it was, and so

1247
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,439
Speaker 1: I put this whole thing of like, I can't wait

1248
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 1: for this to come back around in ten years when

1249
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:33,360
Speaker 1: we say how did men survive the uh, you know,

1250
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 1: twenty twenties, you know how Like all the memes are about,

1251
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 1: like how did women survive the body negativity in the

1252
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 1: early two thousands, And there's clips of Britney Spears being

1253
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: asked about her boobs. There's clips of Jessica Simpson being

1254
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 1: called fat when she was in size four, and it's

1255
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: like all this evidence to be like we all should

1256
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: have eating disorders? How did we survive? We're so strong,

1257
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: We're gonna do that for men, but it's gonna be

1258
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 1: about right now because we're not. This is making men

1259
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 1: hate us. Yeah, And I would fucking hate women too

1260
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 1: if they were found it totally culturally acceptable to talk

1261
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 1: about my dick's size and make it seem like that

1262
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,280
Speaker 1: is an indication of who I am or my worth

1263
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: as a human. I would really implore women to not

1264
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 1: partake in these conversations about small dicks. Not laugh about it,

1265
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 1: not giggle about it. Talk if you're disappointed by a

1266
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 1: dick with your friends. Talk about it in a closed,

1267
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: closed environment, but don't talk about it in front of

1268
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: other men because they can't defend themselves because then that

1269
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,879
Speaker 1: feels like they're outing themselves as having a small dick,

1270
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 1: which is somehow shameful because of this whole thing, let's

1271
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:27,799
Speaker 1: like change the vibe about it.

1272
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:29,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not nice. I mean, to be fair, there's

1273
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 2: there's a lot of men who would pay good money

1274
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,760
Speaker 2: to have a hot girl say their dick is small.

1275
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:34,839
Speaker 2: On the air, that's true.

1276
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 1: But if that's what you're into, like great going. But

1277
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 1: for the most part, it is like really har harness.

1278
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 2: Dick is tough. We don't know if he's got a

1279
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 2: small dick or not. He might have a perfectly huge and.

1280
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah, who cares. I justin Timberlake is hot,

1281
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: he's talented, like he no one's gonna kick him out

1282
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 1: of bed for whatever he has in there, Like I'm sorry,

1283
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: we don't, I don't, I don't. I don't even care

1284
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 1: if he has a dick. I would still have dated.

1285
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't matter to me as a woman that, Like,

1286
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, it just doesn't matter that much. You

1287
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: could have a guy a husband with a huge dick,

1288
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 1: and he could be in an accent and get it

1289
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: chopped off. Okay, so is he worth like a you're

1290
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: not gonna marry it, say, but it can happen. Like

1291
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 1: it's like there could be leanest cancer you that have

1292
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: it removed. Like it's not every it's not your whole

1293
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 1: worth as a man. It absolutely would never matter to

1294
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 1: me if my boyfriend had whatever.

1295
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 2: He had, or maybe he has. Maybe there's a guy

1296
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,319
Speaker 2: who you discounted as a small dick and then he

1297
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Speaker 2: gets a disease where his dick grows three sides, three

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Speaker 2: times the size, and does that make him now worth

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Speaker 2: more to some?

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Speaker 1: It's culturally it would seem so, but guess what, it

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Speaker 1: wouldn't ultimately at all. And even women who are like,

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Speaker 1: I'm a size queen, I need a big dick. Okay, cool,

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Speaker 1: you're letting a lot of good men go cook, really cook. Wow, Wow,

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00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,879
Speaker 1: you're so different than other women. You need a big dick?

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Speaker 2: Like shut up, Like, oh no, it's it's the motion

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Speaker 2: rather than the ocean or whatever. Right in the motion.

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Speaker 1: It's go buy a sex toy.

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Speaker 3: No, I agree, but I'm just saying I hear all

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Speaker 3: these times where like girls are like you thinker, it's

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Speaker 3: not about the size, it's not about the size. And

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00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 3: then I'll see like a TikTok of some guy that

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00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 3: throws his cock in some white shorts and it's like

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00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 3: bouncing around, and then the videos are all like.

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Speaker 1: Tongues a big good But if you don't have one, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, just well, dick can be too big, right, yeah,

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00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 2: it can be too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it does feel I'm not denying that. It's

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00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,839
Speaker 1: an interesting feeling and it does feel good, but it's

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00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 1: also it can be too big. And also I don't

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00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,720
Speaker 1: think guys should be ashamed of using toys to supplement

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00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: once in a while if they're if you want it,

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00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,800
Speaker 1: like I'm sorry, Like sometimes I don't want My boyfriend

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00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 1: doesn't have two dicks, and sometimes I want to, So

1324
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 1: do I only have one? I'm good enough for her.

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00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,799
Speaker 1: We just get another one in the mix.

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Speaker 2: And here's the thing about the toys. It's like, you know,

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00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 2: it just saves energy, Like it's hard to make, it's

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00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:53,839
Speaker 2: hard to keep going, oh my god, I'm sorry, Like use.

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00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:55,839
Speaker 1: A toy using your hand is a lot easier than

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00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 1: your hips. Also for like it's.

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00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 2: Like using a microwave instead of like boiling water totally.

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00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 2: It's like you can use the microwave totally. I think

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Speaker 2: bring in as many toys as you want.

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Speaker 1: I don't men need to be more accepting of women

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00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,720
Speaker 1: using toys and bed if they want and not feeling

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00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: like it means that they're not enough. And I would

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00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 1: say the same for women in terms of like if

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Speaker 1: you're catch a man watching porn and it's like about

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00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: huge tits and you don't have huge tits, like allow

1340
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 1: some flexibility of his desire to be outside the bounds

1341
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: of what you bring to the table, but don't take

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Speaker 1: it personally. And women stop, just stop the small dick stuff.

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Speaker 1: Just please stop. It's like bad for society.

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Speaker 2: That's that's the resolution for the society.

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00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 1: For society. I would really think, feel.

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Speaker 3: Bad if your boyfriend or husband uses dig pills, because

1347
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 3: it's not about you, it's just.

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00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 2: You should feel bad that they're bad. I guess you're

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00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 2: talking about like those things you shouldn't take. I think

1350
00:57:54,360 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 2: like the pills, the supplement bigger, no, that's filled with

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00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 2: chemical that's not real.

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00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: And if there's a female, they're calling it female viagirl.

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00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 1: But it's not really because it doesn't make you like

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00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 1: get what's chemically makes you get wet. It just like

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00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:12,920
Speaker 1: I think, makes your hormones change so that you're more horny.

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Speaker 1: And it's been on the mom it's called ade or something.

1357
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want it so bad, but until then,

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Speaker 1: go see Baby Girl. Go see Baby Girl if you

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Speaker 1: want to be a little bit horned up at least

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Speaker 1: I was. I felt deeply uncomfortable with how horny I

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Speaker 1: felt during that movie. But it was good.

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00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 2: Like what parts were you horny at? Though?

1363
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 1: Like when she is getting fingered.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fingered without yeah.

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00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 1: And there's like a pillow over her head.

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Speaker 2: Apparently she had a real orgasm. No wet. That's what

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00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 2: a gay guy told me cutting my hair yesterday. He

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Speaker 2: read his famous favorite comedian.

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Speaker 1: Is he following me?

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Speaker 2: No? I followed him.

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Speaker 1: We gotta go see Baby Girl though, if you want

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Speaker 1: to get horned up ladies, And uh, all right, that's

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Speaker 1: the podcast. We'll be back next week and New Year.

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00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 1: What was that? No, watch the Golden Globes.

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Speaker 2: Watch the Golden Globes. Support your girls. Felt for all

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Speaker 2: the men listening, I guess, and women too. I don't

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00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 2: know why I said that. Let's just say, for anybody listening.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear what you were just going

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Speaker 1: to be directing only to men.

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Speaker 2: This is going to be right after an NFL wild

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Speaker 2: Card playoff game, So just keep the TV on.

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00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 1: Yeah that's easy. Yeah, yeah, who is it going to

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Speaker 1: be against?

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00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 2: We don't know, Yeah, you don't know. Yeah, we don't

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Speaker 2: know until the playoffs.

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Speaker 1: The Chiefs possibility.

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Speaker 2: No, but they're gonna have a buye. They just they

1388
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:34,680
Speaker 2: just clinched first seed. Oh really yeah, they're gonna have

1389
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 2: a buye.

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00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 1: Is it going to be another Chiefs Super Bowl?

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Speaker 2: It's looking like it's harness with a little penis.

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00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 1: At the gold globe. At the globe. Yeah, if you

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Speaker 1: got lower down for a propos of nothing like literally

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Speaker 1: no one, and don't even mention it. It's gonna may.

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Speaker 2: Maybe a bigger dick you want to.

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Speaker 1: I bet it. I bet he's It doesn't even matter,

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Speaker 1: but I bet he is a grower. Like I'm like,

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01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: I wouldn't put that, and who gives a shit if

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01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 1: he's not, Like it has nothing to do with how

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01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 1: you feel about justin Timberlany. It's literally it's just you're

1401
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 1: being mean and you're making an excising about some Be

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01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 1: more creative with your insults about like, make it really

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01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 1: about what you're mad at him about. Not that. All right,

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Speaker 1: gotta go, Thank you for listening. I'll be good bye.