WEBVTT - "Live From Nashville: TWO THUMBLES OF CRAZY!" 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:04.480 Hello, my buddies, This is Art Marine, host of will 0:00:04.519 --> 0:00:08.320 you except this Rose? Sounding really hoarse after a weekend 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:11.520 in Nashville. Oh my god, you guys, I'm so excited 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:15.160 for you to listen to this. We had the greatest 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:19.759 time ever. It's official. I'm ready to make Paget and 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:23.160 Steve Heightener and Aaron and Katie and Anna all my 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:27.400 sister wives. We felt so welcome by Nashville. It was 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:32.120 a joy. Watching Paget do karaoke was one of the 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:38.600 most insane wonderful experiences of my adult life. But even 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:42.440 more importantly, Sunday Night in Danny's Um, which you guys 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:46.000 will all hear in a second, was just so overwhelming 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:49.040 and magical for us. People came in from all over 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:53.680 the country. People came in from Canada. Just these beautiful creatures, 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:56.959 all these beautiful bunnies and their little cold shoulder rompers, 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:59.160 even though it was called at night in Nashville, and 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:03.960 it just meant so so much to us, and um, yeah, 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:06.039 we do. We love you guys. We can't wait to 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:08.679 come back for Rachel's season. And I just want to 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:11.320 say before I get going, I will be this weekend 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:14.560 in Canada I'm going to be at Yuck Yuck's Calgary. 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:19.120 I'm doing five shows this Thursday through Saturday night, May 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:22.040 eleventh through thirteenth. You can get tickets at my website 0:01:22.120 --> 0:01:26.000 Arden Green dot com. And even more exciting, it was 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:29.560 such an overwhelming success as Zany's Nashville our first ever 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:33.520 live pot live podcast, that we are going to do 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:38.600 our first ever live podcast where we break down an episode. 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:43.800 It is going to be Wednesday, June just outside of Chicago. 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:48.080 It's at Zaney's rose Mont and it's Wednesday, June fourteenth 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:50.840 that Zany's Rosemont, and we're doing something we've never done 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:54.080 and you will hear it at the end. Um. There's 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:56.600 a little surprised bonus in there, so listen to the 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:58.680 end of the podcast and you're hear what we're gonna do. 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:01.320 But we hope to see you there. And I'll be 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:06.200 performing at Danny's Rosemont Um that Thursday, Friday, and Saturday 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:11.880 night June through five shows and on Friday and Saturday night, 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:14.240 Aaron is going to be opening for me. So if 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:17.320 you guys want to double Bananda of Art and Aaron, 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:22.480 you can come to the podcast on the Wednesday. Danis Rosemont, 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:25.320 and you could come see us actually do our stand 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:28.680 up acts. Um, both of us will be performing Friday 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:33.120 and Saturday, June sevent so we hope to see you 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:36.160 there and listen to the end because you'll hear a 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:39.480 little secret in a treat and um, we can't wait 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:45.840 to meet where of you bunnies? Okay, goodbye, now entering 0:02:46.240 --> 0:03:18.840 noticed Dockholm. I'll take my life. Yes, funny wee pistols. 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:34.320 Oh my god, wait did it? Hi five? May I 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:38.960 touch you so many lawsuits? Hi? Hi? Oh my god, 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:42.600 Hi five? May I touch you so many lawsuits? Give 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:51.040 yourselves a round of applaise. Oh sweet, oh you dirty 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:56.080 little mucky do dirty little freaks? I like that all 0:03:56.080 --> 0:04:02.440 of you. How many people lied to their boss about tomorrow? Okay, 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:06.120 round of applause. If you guys drove or flew in 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:14.160 for this event? What's your name, Kitty Cat? And where 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:20.800 did you come from? Joe Hannah, Orange County, California. Oh 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:25.279 my god, that's so far. You're gonna get a present, 0:04:27.080 --> 0:04:30.080 Oh my god, I have a present for you. You're 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:37.400 gonna get my fashion cats. You guys, fashion cat It's 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:43.200 cats and they're dressed up in fashionable outfits right for 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:46.640 when you've just thrown in the towel of life? What 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:49.880 is that when you're like, you know what, fucking I'm 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:52.560 never gonna get laid again. I'm gonna dress up my cat. 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:57.200 I don't ever want to be touched by another human again. 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:02.200 I'm committing to really never getting fucked again. And I'm 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:06.839 gonna put my cat in this cat collar. Here you go, bunny, 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:14.640 thinking we're coming? How many of you are wearing cold 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:20.240 shoulder outfits? What's your name? Funny me? I touched you 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:25.000 so many lawsuits? What's your name, kitty cat? I'm Jill, Jill. 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:31.240 Where did you come from? Lafia, Indiana? Oh? My good ship? 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:34.400 All of you? Did you buy that outfit for? Here? 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:37.880 Were you as nervous as I was when you saw 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:39.680 I was gonna be forty degrees? And you're like, what 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:44.359 the funk? Nashville? Right? How many of you saw that 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:47.640 I was gonna be ninety during the day at twenty 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:49.440 seven at night? And you're like, what I about a 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:56.560 fucking romper for this? I want to confess I did obviously, 0:05:56.720 --> 0:05:59.360 obviously I tried to buy a romper because I'm trying 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:03.960 to get on pair ice obviously, which is a strange 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:07.360 item choice for Paradise because let's say I don't know, 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:10.600 let's just say, well and I are hooking up in Mexico. 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:14.479 I don't just a random person just to choose. Let's 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:17.320 say you're in a fucking romper, right, things get hot 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:19.640 and heavy, and you're like, oh, wait a minute, wait 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:24.320 a minute, let's just I gotta remove my full adult onesie. 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:28.560 You're basically committing that your dt F. You're like, you 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:30.760 know what, I'm just not gonna be any You're not 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:33.400 getting up top because I had to fully pull all 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:36.360 of it. So here's the thing. My my torso is 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:40.000 too long for a romper. I'm built like a corky dog. 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:43.640 I went to the fucking romper area. Here. There's like 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:48.320 a romper alley. What is that place, James Taylor, You 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:50.359 guys know you hang out in a romper area. Ladies 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:57.760 and gentlemen. They're coming up America sweethearts. I'm there's like 0:06:57.800 --> 0:06:59.920 a romper area and I went to go try to 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.800 get rompers. And the girls there we had a lot 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:06.440 of vocal fry. They're like, way dangn Nashville, just like 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:11.040 very important. I'm doing the lord's work being a very 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:15.480 adult and very important adult human lady. And then I 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:17.520 go way like any car. I was like a cold 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:20.920 shoulder romper obviously, and then I and I was like 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:22.840 those all like a little short for my torso, and 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:24.960 they're like, nah, I can tell hold. I call it 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:28.240 a robber. So I put it on. How many of 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:33.560 you didn't fit your torsos and a romper and you tried? Yeah, 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:35.720 So I want you to know I've got shorts on 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:38.880 under here so I can be free. I gotta be free. 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:43.720 I figured my best case scenario is I probably it's 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:47.480 probably gut feeling is probably too late for me to 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:50.239 apply to the Bachelor just a guy, although I would 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:54.160 sing love that, Oh my god, how weird would that be? 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:56.800 Like just I would like Beryl roll out of the 0:07:56.880 --> 0:08:03.200 limbo and just like approached like Snegel, like Chris Harrison, 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:13.880 just like I like your ruth. Uh. My goal is 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:19.280 I'm hoping either James Taylor or Danielle gets to go 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:26.040 to Paradise and and that this is my audition tonight 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:29.920 to try to be like they're fucking spiritual advisor, right 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:32.480 and just like hang out on the hot tub and 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:35.199 be like, how do you think it's going. Do you 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:37.160 think you're going to hook up with Raven? She's flirting 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:39.240 a lot with Christian from last season. I don't know. 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:43.360 I want to give you guys a little taste. I 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:46.760 can't even tell you how much joy this podcast gives me. 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:51.719 You guys have been tweeting us. I wanted to tell 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.920 you where you guys came in from. Um there is? 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:58.800 Where is Shannon and the Sticks from Salt Lake City? 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:02.640 Come on fucking some ship, you guys. I am Oh 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:04.880 my god, this is the hat? Will you pass it forward? 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.560 Oh my god, you guys? Did you make me a hat? 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:11.600 You made me a hat? Okay? Do you guys remember 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:15.280 when Raven she she was ice skating with six pence 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:27.040 and on the richer. I'm ready for Lapland. I'm ready 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:31.199 for Lapland. I'm ready for Santa to pop out jacket 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:35.120 off behind a tree. It's like, oh, come into my 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.480 yart and I'm like, oh, oh neck, are you gonna 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:40.720 pick me? Oh? Neck? I don't know. I can't move 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:46.480 from Rhode Island, but I will. I love my hat 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:49.319 so much I'm gonna wear it the whole show. Thank you? 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:55.760 I mean, do you really make this. You're a dream 0:09:55.800 --> 0:10:00.400 weaver who who watched that episode and was like, why 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:02.240 do they all have the best pump pump hats? And 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:03.839 where the funk do I get those? You get it 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:09.320 from Shannon? It's all like city number two. Here's another person. 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:13.120 These are just there's so many of you geniuses. Anna French? 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:17.720 Where's Anna French? Bunny? She said? I bribed my sister 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:24.679 into driving with me from Cincinnati. What was the bribe? 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:30.280 What kind was like gnars? Or was it like cover girl? Oh? 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:33.800 That's a fancy one. Are you do you have contour 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:35.480 on your face right now? Are you working with that? 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:38.840 I've contoured the funk out of my face and that's 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:43.480 why I look just ready for paradise. I have been 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:46.600 resting up like in a sarcophagus for like four months, 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:49.880 just getting ready for this. Okay, wait a minute. Aaron 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:54.320 Casey French coming from Washington, d C. Meeting my friends 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:58.440 from Indianapolis. Where are you guys? Hi? Come on around 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:05.360 about plus for those guys. Is I mean? Honestly? Laura 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:12.880 Potter flew from Boston and she she's meeting strangers in Nashville. Hi, guys, 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:18.040 may I touch you? So many lawsuits? Question did so 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:23.160 none of you knew each other before? That's so shady? 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:27.439 Was that? And by the way, we're recording this so 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:29.640 the listeners from home, so we can just use fake 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:33.079 we can we can alter your voices. So when do 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:35.040 you say you come with some weird chat room? They 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:39.560 mean into where is this it? Oh? Man? All right, well, 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.120 well we'll let you guys work it out. Carry are 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:46.679 did you get people to sit with you? All right, well, 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:48.839 I'm gonna bring out Are you guys ready to get 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:55.920 this show going? There's so many more, There's so many more. Okay, 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:59.040 hey girls, hi girls? May I touched you? So many lawsuits? 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:03.679 Where are you from? I love it? Do you guys 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:06.120 have that here? I live in Los Angeles now and 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:08.200 I was at the dentist like six months ago and 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:11.600 they were like, man I touch you. And then I 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:13.720 went to the doctor like later that month and then 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:17.240 he was like, MANNA touch you. It's like, if you 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:22.440 have to ask, may I touch you? I'm thinking there's 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:28.720 probably a pretty good reason I should say no, Like, yeah, 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:31.880 you're my doctor, you can do what were you planning 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:36.080 on doing? Just giving me a mamogram and be like 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:40.760 hong Um little a little litle, little little that's a 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:45.000 motor boat. Wells, that's for Mexico. What's what'd you get that? 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:48.040 Onesie off? It'll take four days, but I'll be exciting. 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:54.120 I've got my lapland up, all business up top, all 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:59.200 paradise below. All right, I'm gonna start off with a 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:02.040 prize I've put in before we get going. I put 0:13:02.080 --> 0:13:03.959 in you guys have all been tweeting. I have names 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:06.520 of people, and I have presents and prizes as we go. 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:09.840 I like I think it myself as a non creepy 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:17.319 Santa Claus. Okay, we're oh Shannon from Salt Lacy. Well, Shannon, 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:22.640 you gave me. You look like a cute lady. You 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:26.720 look like you might want some lingerie to wow a lover. 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:30.600 Nothing knocks the socks off like a gentleman like this 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:39.839 night shirt. Teddy bears make the best friends because they 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:44.000 don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies, not like that 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:48.319 other best friend because she's a real hog. They listen 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:52.120 to all your problems. Just think of the sexy dancing. 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:55.040 If you get a key to the fantasy sweet, for 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:57.960 God's sake, bring this because you need to seal the deal. 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:01.440 Please toss that to and from Salt Lake City, you 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:08.040 guys more presents to come. Alright, we're gonna get this 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:12.520 show on the road. We have coming out first. My 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:15.240 friend and he's really is what started all of this. 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:17.719 He's a big friend of the podcast. You guys might 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:21.080 know him from Seinfeld. He played Kenny ban Yon Steinfeld. 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:27.840 He's Gold Dear or gold guy. That guy. He uh 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:30.320 did a podcast with me and Wells was the guest. 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:33.680 And when Steve found out that Wills has some sisters 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:37.640 that Will says are kind of tough. Will's Heightener, who's 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:40.040 a grown, grown man, and I'm going to be blue 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:44.840 tonight and I apologize the ladies and gentlemen. Uh. He 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:46.840 was like, I'm gonna suck your sisters, and Wills was 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:48.480 like whoa and he's like, I'm coming out of ashell. 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:50.200 I was like, good luck with that. I don't think 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.920 you're gonna seal that deal. Well, we came to Nashville 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:56.680 because Heightener wants to hit on Will's and sisters, ladies 0:14:56.680 --> 0:15:29.560 and gentlemen. Stephen Heiner, why will you accept the throw 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:32.560 a t F. It's bad as bad as long as 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:35.120 long by the way. These are goblets sent to us 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:38.280 by a woman named Rihanna. You guys may recognize these 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:43.240 as the Falcons goblets. He he. When Robbie from JoJo's 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:46.880 cheas In had a hometown visit, he wowed her with 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:51.200 a wine glass for true alcoholics that could be tipped 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:56.040 over and not broken, as was intended in France. So 0:15:56.160 --> 0:16:00.360 nice to meet you. May I attach you? So many lawsuits? Also? Also, 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:03.040 I was told by management arden went out and there's 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:06.320 six microphones, and she picked the worst one they wanted 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:08.840 to They want you to switch your microphone. Great. Oh, 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:11.200 I feel so much better. It did feel bad, all right, 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.760 but I often feel bad, so I can't tell us 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:20.680 the child. I haven't been to Nashville for years. We 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:23.000 went out last night. Oh my god, we went out 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:34.040 last Night's Nashville. Yes, because we're pretentious. That's right, right, gentrification? 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:37.840 What those out? What great restaurant we went to? We 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:42.560 went to Lachland Table, excellent food, a little over price. 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:46.800 That's my mom talking. Yeah, they saw you coming, Oh, 0:16:46.840 --> 0:16:48.360 they saw you coming. And then we went to the 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:52.239 Urban Cowboy for drinks. Urban Cowboy for drinks. And most importantly, 0:16:52.440 --> 0:17:00.600 we went to the lipstick lounge for Okay, that's what 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:03.320 I went to. I went to a lesbian karaoke bar. 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:07.199 Everybody's like, who brought their weird uncle? It's like we 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:11.040 all did. Uh, Steven, you've watched I've known you a 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:13.840 long time. You you watched The Bachelor? You watched it 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:16.240 before I did. I do. It's on network television. Yes, 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:21.240 I watch it. But you're you're an adult straightmail. Have 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:23.479 you looked at this crowt No, I haven't really got 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:25.240 a good look at him. Yeah, what's the matter with her? 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:27.680 Are you making fun of her? Nothing? Weren't. I thought 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:29.120 you took a shot at her before and I tried 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:32.960 to touch her and she was gonna sue me. Yeah. 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:37.240 I mean, guys watched The Bachelor, aren't they? Yeah? I 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:40.600 got you, boo, I got you boo. That's a real man. 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:43.040 That's a real man. He's a little Those women are hot, 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:46.639 aren't they. I always think it's unfair, man. The guys 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:50.800 are all right. Yeah, the guys had a lot of 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:55.280 weird there's that falcon here, like what what man? These 0:17:55.320 --> 0:18:00.560 guys don't he doesn't have it anymore. But every guy 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:03.879 except these guys, No, they don't look at them. It 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:07.080 was Joe Joe's batch, not you guys. There was a 0:18:07.119 --> 0:18:10.040 lot of like it was like a swan and landed 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:14.040 on the front. It was Chase and the Falcon. Yeah, 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:17.000 but I mean the women are so hot you get there. 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:21.320 If I was a woman on that show, I'm just 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:27.040 gonna be a lesbian this month, chicks. That's not how 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:31.160 it works. That's not how it worked. N't say every guy. 0:18:31.560 --> 0:18:33.600 Can I tell you? Here's a ted know you have 0:18:33.640 --> 0:18:35.639 a hat on? Right? I got it from my new 0:18:35.640 --> 0:18:38.680 best friend Channing from Salt Like she made this. Are 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:41.440 you jealous? Oh no, that's really what well made. Can 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:43.880 I see you? You can't? You're not paying me enough. 0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:49.360 I'm not paying you anything. Um um, now, how excited 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:51.480 are you just for this? How excited were you? I 0:18:51.520 --> 0:18:54.399 feel like we've moved into our television because we are legitimates. 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:56.800 How many guys are like super fans of the Bachelor 0:18:59.320 --> 0:19:02.320 to get to come here and do like I was. 0:19:02.400 --> 0:19:04.600 I filmed a show. I did this CMT show here 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:06.399 all winter. It's going to be out this summer. It's 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:08.800 called Still the King. And I was so happy. I 0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:11.840 went to Wells's radio station and I did the podcast 0:19:12.000 --> 0:19:14.760 with Danielle and James Taylor, and I literally couldn't sleep 0:19:14.760 --> 0:19:16.800 for like forty eight hours after. I was like, so, 0:19:16.840 --> 0:19:18.919 I was like so nervous. I'm like what I asked him? 0:19:18.920 --> 0:19:20.399 Oh my god, I'm the time. I was like, it 0:19:20.520 --> 0:19:23.920 was like, so it was like I was meeting Tom Cruise. Well, 0:19:23.960 --> 0:19:28.400 look not jumping on couches and gets. I can send 0:19:28.440 --> 0:19:31.800 on my sets myself a heterosexual, sure, but that Wells 0:19:31.840 --> 0:19:36.320 is an attractive man. He's real cute. He's super cute. 0:19:36.600 --> 0:19:38.720 I like the ladies, I know, but if I ever 0:19:38.800 --> 0:19:42.200 hop over the fence, I hope I land on Wells. 0:19:43.960 --> 0:19:47.359 All right, we're gonna keep it moving, coming on next. 0:19:48.560 --> 0:19:50.760 You were best known as Kenny Bania. How many people 0:19:50.800 --> 0:19:56.360 here know him as Kenny ban Yeah? Oh on that note. Yeah, 0:19:56.840 --> 0:19:59.360 because I'm a whore. We're all horse, We're all When 0:19:59.359 --> 0:20:00.919 I do my com the show, people are like, hey, 0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:02.720 you're not selling merch, you're not selling T shirts. You 0:20:02.720 --> 0:20:05.280 should sell who has more catchphrases than you? So now 0:20:05.320 --> 0:20:07.480 I have completely hoarded myself. I got the thong on 0:20:07.520 --> 0:20:10.359 the high heels on right now. That makes one of 0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:15.760 us a mean one. I'll sell you. That's Gold Jerry Gold. Yeah, 0:20:18.040 --> 0:20:19.879 and I'll sign it for you. And the thing is, 0:20:19.880 --> 0:20:21.760 if you don't want to buy one of these, that's 0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:25.240 fucking fine too. I guess he'll say, Hi, take a picture, 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:30.360 because I'm not an asshole, all right, I'm such an 0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:34.360 oh my an asshole? Not at all? Are you guys 0:20:34.400 --> 0:20:39.240 having fun? Okay? Coming up next? Coming up next, we 0:20:39.320 --> 0:20:43.320 have two ladies that are integral to this podcast. We 0:20:43.440 --> 0:20:50.600 have Integral Intrigue Goal. I hosted I Hope to Bad podcast. 0:20:50.600 --> 0:20:57.840 Things are not good for me Intrigue Goal, Integral, Thank you, 0:20:58.040 --> 0:21:02.680 good thing. I'm beautiful, good thing. My torso is so 0:21:03.040 --> 0:21:08.360 long and beautiful, right wells um I? Okay. Coming up 0:21:08.480 --> 0:21:12.040 is my co host and the woman you might know 0:21:12.080 --> 0:21:17.880 her from Criminal Minds, but she's she's also on another period, 0:21:18.359 --> 0:21:20.879 but most importantly on her resume. And I'm going to 0:21:20.960 --> 0:21:22.600 ask all the mics to get turned up a little bit. 0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:27.000 That's all right? The Secretary of State for the will 0:21:27.040 --> 0:21:29.560 you accept this rose the most important podcast in history 0:21:29.560 --> 0:22:00.240 of the world. Ms Aaron Foley and Paget Bruised so 0:22:03.600 --> 0:22:10.200 La is a tottle an air in a Paget. How 0:22:10.240 --> 0:22:14.200 many of you learned about this song Barracuda from Hard 0:22:14.280 --> 0:22:16.879 from our podcast because we tie you you needed to 0:22:16.920 --> 0:22:19.960 know Hard by Barracuda. Can we hear that one more time? 0:22:21.560 --> 0:22:41.359 This is my this is my karaoke song and sudden Okay, 0:22:41.440 --> 0:22:47.359 thank you too much. Wow. We were all take an 0:22:47.359 --> 0:22:50.920 acid and we're literally all gonna die tonight, so enjoy ourselves. 0:22:52.080 --> 0:22:55.760 We're all rolling onto some forms like some weird sweat lots, 0:22:55.840 --> 0:22:58.280 much like the one that they feel love it. I'n't 0:22:58.280 --> 0:23:04.000 a cry. Four of you are gonna get engaged tonight, 0:23:04.160 --> 0:23:07.840 and I don't know who it's gonna be. Paget Aaron, 0:23:07.880 --> 0:23:10.600 you look beautiful. I think you are. Hasn't everyone seen 0:23:10.640 --> 0:23:15.880 your underwear? Yes? We get it home. They're doing the podcast. 0:23:16.200 --> 0:23:18.560 They had to talk me out of wearing my overalls, 0:23:18.880 --> 0:23:20.480 but I brought him for later. I have. I brought 0:23:20.560 --> 0:23:23.120 him for later. Will you you put this? We're rooming 0:23:23.200 --> 0:23:26.720 together because we're BFFs, and she she puts this beautiful 0:23:26.760 --> 0:23:28.600 half and on. She's like, fuck it, I'm gonna wear 0:23:28.680 --> 0:23:32.680 my overalls. I was like, no, no, you're not gonna 0:23:32.680 --> 0:23:34.160 wear your over All I want to do is wear 0:23:34.200 --> 0:23:36.080 my overalls, but I'm going to change into my overalls 0:23:36.119 --> 0:23:40.880 for later. Yeah, did these crazy? The bike's okay? Okay, 0:23:41.359 --> 0:23:45.600 um paget Aaron. We really broke it down last night. 0:23:45.800 --> 0:23:50.240 I am so hungover. I don't eat it. I I 0:23:50.520 --> 0:23:56.600 drank like I was drinker. Can I just say I 0:23:56.640 --> 0:23:59.879 had one? I'm such a lightweight. She had a fumble. 0:24:00.640 --> 0:24:06.280 I had a thymble, which they called the thumble so 0:24:06.359 --> 0:24:09.359 much that I thought it was called a thumble. And 0:24:09.760 --> 0:24:11.280 we were walking down the street and I was like, 0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:15.800 you don't say the word thumble a lot, do you like? Yeah, 0:24:15.800 --> 0:24:20.119 because it does not exist. I thought. I was like, 0:24:20.400 --> 0:24:23.399 I had two centimeters of wine at lachlan table and 0:24:23.520 --> 0:24:29.800 looked at our raider and said the following your dab. 0:24:30.240 --> 0:24:32.159 I was like, you're a durable She got the betchelor. 0:24:32.160 --> 0:24:34.000 You would have got to my Bachelor podcast and any 0:24:34.080 --> 0:24:36.320 sor and they were like, what the fun is wrong? 0:24:36.400 --> 0:24:39.200 It was like two more thumbles and he would have 0:24:39.280 --> 0:24:41.440 come back to the table and be like, chack your pants. 0:24:43.320 --> 0:24:47.800 Literally he was like four years old. He was like, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. 0:24:47.840 --> 0:24:49.479 I'm gonna have to cut you off from your thumble 0:24:49.480 --> 0:24:53.560 of wine. Then this one gets so drunk were at 0:24:53.560 --> 0:24:55.520 the lipstick Lounge on the way home and the lips. 0:24:55.600 --> 0:25:00.280 She goes, I don't know. I just marry that tender 0:25:00.400 --> 0:25:03.080 lady with the lip ring and byre a cabin in 0:25:03.119 --> 0:25:06.440 the woods with a fire pitch and just like get 0:25:06.440 --> 0:25:08.280 puppies with her and just like you know, just come 0:25:08.320 --> 0:25:11.440 here from Hollywood. Six was here and Aaron was like, 0:25:11.560 --> 0:25:15.320 what about me? Was? You're not marriage material? It's complicated. 0:25:17.760 --> 0:25:25.760 Wait and Katie and Anna in the back. Katy goes, 0:25:26.119 --> 0:25:28.800 my lift rating is gonna go down, like because she 0:25:28.920 --> 0:25:31.679 just she keept screaming at the lift driver. You're an animal. 0:25:31.720 --> 0:25:33.840 You're just an animal or a man. You're an animal. 0:25:34.000 --> 0:25:36.040 You're an animal. I wish I didn't want dick, but 0:25:36.119 --> 0:25:39.679 I do. But if I didn't, if I did, you're 0:25:39.680 --> 0:25:41.439 an animal. Stare because you got a dick and you're 0:25:41.440 --> 0:25:43.320 an animal. And then I was like, I will you 0:25:43.359 --> 0:25:46.240 tube videos and how to build a fire pit. I 0:25:46.240 --> 0:25:49.399 will be your wife. She's like, she goes, no, I 0:25:49.440 --> 0:25:52.000 can't put that magic in a cage. Is what passion? 0:25:52.080 --> 0:25:55.159 She's like, you gotta be free. Wow, these two hold on. 0:25:55.240 --> 0:25:57.160 I am married to a man and he's lovely. We're 0:25:57.200 --> 0:26:00.919 not a nodimal fight. I don't know. I was telling 0:26:00.960 --> 0:26:03.600 great cab driver, he and all the men were animals. 0:26:03.960 --> 0:26:06.880 I have no problems apparently when I drink a lot, though, 0:26:07.200 --> 0:26:10.760 but like maybe six or seven percent lesbian and me 0:26:11.760 --> 0:26:14.639 has a lot to say it. And he said, start 0:26:14.680 --> 0:26:17.680 picking a spouse and a mistress and a house with 0:26:17.800 --> 0:26:22.000 a fire bitten off, you know, outside of Nashville. Not 0:26:22.119 --> 0:26:25.440 right in Nashville. Right? And it's too expensive? Yeah, Stephen, 0:26:25.680 --> 0:26:28.159 what what did you think of last night's festivities? But 0:26:28.280 --> 0:26:31.320 you've never met them before. Well again, I'm a heterosexual, 0:26:32.280 --> 0:26:36.000 okay me? Thanks? So death protest too much? Well, he's 0:26:36.000 --> 0:26:42.720 happened over that thing, and he's gonna looking very and 0:26:43.080 --> 0:26:46.359 he was wellsy and he's got my romper onesie and 0:26:46.400 --> 0:26:48.440 I thought I'd like four days to get that off 0:26:48.440 --> 0:26:53.440 of her and watch out. Well, are you guys ready 0:26:53.640 --> 0:26:58.000 for the real show? You guys? What is going to happen? 0:26:59.560 --> 0:27:03.760 Can I to say? All of you have exceeded my expectations? 0:27:04.080 --> 0:27:06.120 This is the old You guys are the only people 0:27:06.119 --> 0:27:10.600 that mean anything to me anymore? Can we touch your fries? 0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:14.600 So many laws suits? What is that? What are you eating? All? Right? 0:27:14.800 --> 0:27:17.600 May I touch your pickle. Okay, so many last years? 0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:24.080 Thank you? May I touch you? I don't know, thumbo, 0:27:24.680 --> 0:27:30.479 get another thumbo? Yeah, I'm too northern for that. But 0:27:30.480 --> 0:27:35.800 it's the Lusus Dandies. Everybody's Dandy's runnerable. Look all right, 0:27:38.760 --> 0:27:41.720 oh my god, what the fund you discuss this? That's 0:27:41.720 --> 0:27:45.639