Speaker 1: Hello, my buddies, This is Art Marine, host of will
Speaker 1: you except this Rose? Sounding really hoarse after a weekend
Speaker 1: in Nashville. Oh my god, you guys, I'm so excited
Speaker 1: for you to listen to this. We had the greatest
Speaker 1: time ever. It's official. I'm ready to make Paget and
Speaker 1: Steve Heightener and Aaron and Katie and Anna all my
Speaker 1: sister wives. We felt so welcome by Nashville. It was
Speaker 1: a joy. Watching Paget do karaoke was one of the
Speaker 1: most insane wonderful experiences of my adult life. But even
Speaker 1: more importantly, Sunday Night in Danny's Um, which you guys
Speaker 1: will all hear in a second, was just so overwhelming
Speaker 1: and magical for us. People came in from all over
Speaker 1: the country. People came in from Canada. Just these beautiful creatures,
Speaker 1: all these beautiful bunnies and their little cold shoulder rompers,
Speaker 1: even though it was called at night in Nashville, and
Speaker 1: it just meant so so much to us, and um, yeah,
Speaker 1: we do. We love you guys. We can't wait to
Speaker 1: come back for Rachel's season. And I just want to
Speaker 1: say before I get going, I will be this weekend
Speaker 1: in Canada I'm going to be at Yuck Yuck's Calgary.
Speaker 1: I'm doing five shows this Thursday through Saturday night, May
Speaker 1: eleventh through thirteenth. You can get tickets at my website
Speaker 1: Arden Green dot com. And even more exciting, it was
Speaker 1: such an overwhelming success as Zany's Nashville our first ever
Speaker 1: live pot live podcast, that we are going to do
Speaker 1: our first ever live podcast where we break down an episode.
Speaker 1: It is going to be Wednesday, June just outside of Chicago.
Speaker 1: It's at Zaney's rose Mont and it's Wednesday, June fourteenth
Speaker 1: that Zany's Rosemont, and we're doing something we've never done
Speaker 1: and you will hear it at the end. Um. There's
Speaker 1: a little surprised bonus in there, so listen to the
Speaker 1: end of the podcast and you're hear what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: But we hope to see you there. And I'll be
Speaker 1: performing at Danny's Rosemont Um that Thursday, Friday, and Saturday
Speaker 1: night June through five shows and on Friday and Saturday night,
Speaker 1: Aaron is going to be opening for me. So if
Speaker 1: you guys want to double Bananda of Art and Aaron,
Speaker 1: you can come to the podcast on the Wednesday. Danis Rosemont,
Speaker 1: and you could come see us actually do our stand
Speaker 1: up acts. Um, both of us will be performing Friday
Speaker 1: and Saturday, June sevent so we hope to see you
Speaker 1: there and listen to the end because you'll hear a
Speaker 1: little secret in a treat and um, we can't wait
Speaker 1: to meet where of you bunnies? Okay, goodbye, now entering
Speaker 1: noticed Dockholm. I'll take my life. Yes, funny wee pistols.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait did it? Hi five? May I
Speaker 1: touch you so many lawsuits? Hi? Hi? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Hi five? May I touch you so many lawsuits? Give
Speaker 1: yourselves a round of applaise. Oh sweet, oh you dirty
Speaker 1: little mucky do dirty little freaks? I like that all
Speaker 1: of you. How many people lied to their boss about tomorrow? Okay,
Speaker 1: round of applause. If you guys drove or flew in
Speaker 1: for this event? What's your name, Kitty Cat? And where
Speaker 1: did you come from? Joe Hannah, Orange County, California. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's so far. You're gonna get a present,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have a present for you. You're
Speaker 1: gonna get my fashion cats. You guys, fashion cat It's
Speaker 1: cats and they're dressed up in fashionable outfits right for
Speaker 1: when you've just thrown in the towel of life? What
Speaker 1: is that when you're like, you know what, fucking I'm
Speaker 1: never gonna get laid again. I'm gonna dress up my cat.
Speaker 1: I don't ever want to be touched by another human again.
Speaker 1: I'm committing to really never getting fucked again. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put my cat in this cat collar. Here you go, bunny,
Speaker 1: thinking we're coming? How many of you are wearing cold
Speaker 1: shoulder outfits? What's your name? Funny me? I touched you
Speaker 1: so many lawsuits? What's your name, kitty cat? I'm Jill, Jill.
Speaker 1: Where did you come from? Lafia, Indiana? Oh? My good ship?
Speaker 1: All of you? Did you buy that outfit for? Here?
Speaker 1: Were you as nervous as I was when you saw
Speaker 1: I was gonna be forty degrees? And you're like, what
Speaker 1: the funk? Nashville? Right? How many of you saw that
Speaker 1: I was gonna be ninety during the day at twenty
Speaker 1: seven at night? And you're like, what I about a
Speaker 1: fucking romper for this? I want to confess I did obviously,
Speaker 1: obviously I tried to buy a romper because I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get on pair ice obviously, which is a strange
Speaker 1: item choice for Paradise because let's say I don't know,
Speaker 1: let's just say, well and I are hooking up in Mexico.
Speaker 1: I don't just a random person just to choose. Let's
Speaker 1: say you're in a fucking romper, right, things get hot
Speaker 1: and heavy, and you're like, oh, wait a minute, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, let's just I gotta remove my full adult onesie.
Speaker 1: You're basically committing that your dt F. You're like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm just not gonna be any You're not
Speaker 1: getting up top because I had to fully pull all
Speaker 1: of it. So here's the thing. My my torso is
Speaker 1: too long for a romper. I'm built like a corky dog.
Speaker 1: I went to the fucking romper area. Here. There's like
Speaker 1: a romper alley. What is that place, James Taylor, You
Speaker 1: guys know you hang out in a romper area. Ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen. They're coming up America sweethearts. I'm there's like
Speaker 1: a romper area and I went to go try to
Speaker 1: get rompers. And the girls there we had a lot
Speaker 1: of vocal fry. They're like, way dangn Nashville, just like
Speaker 1: very important. I'm doing the lord's work being a very
Speaker 1: adult and very important adult human lady. And then I
Speaker 1: go way like any car. I was like a cold
Speaker 1: shoulder romper obviously, and then I and I was like
Speaker 1: those all like a little short for my torso, and
Speaker 1: they're like, nah, I can tell hold. I call it
Speaker 1: a robber. So I put it on. How many of
Speaker 1: you didn't fit your torsos and a romper and you tried? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I want you to know I've got shorts on
Speaker 1: under here so I can be free. I gotta be free.
Speaker 1: I figured my best case scenario is I probably it's
Speaker 1: probably gut feeling is probably too late for me to
Speaker 1: apply to the Bachelor just a guy, although I would
Speaker 1: sing love that, Oh my god, how weird would that be?
Speaker 1: Like just I would like Beryl roll out of the
Speaker 1: limbo and just like approached like Snegel, like Chris Harrison,
Speaker 1: just like I like your ruth. Uh. My goal is
Speaker 1: I'm hoping either James Taylor or Danielle gets to go
Speaker 1: to Paradise and and that this is my audition tonight
Speaker 1: to try to be like they're fucking spiritual advisor, right
Speaker 1: and just like hang out on the hot tub and
Speaker 1: be like, how do you think it's going. Do you
Speaker 1: think you're going to hook up with Raven? She's flirting
Speaker 1: a lot with Christian from last season. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I want to give you guys a little taste. I
Speaker 1: can't even tell you how much joy this podcast gives me.
Speaker 1: You guys have been tweeting us. I wanted to tell
Speaker 1: you where you guys came in from. Um there is?
Speaker 1: Where is Shannon and the Sticks from Salt Lake City?
Speaker 1: Come on fucking some ship, you guys. I am Oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is the hat? Will you pass it forward?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys? Did you make me a hat?
Speaker 1: You made me a hat? Okay? Do you guys remember
Speaker 1: when Raven she she was ice skating with six pence
Speaker 1: and on the richer. I'm ready for Lapland. I'm ready
Speaker 1: for Lapland. I'm ready for Santa to pop out jacket
Speaker 1: off behind a tree. It's like, oh, come into my
Speaker 1: yart and I'm like, oh, oh neck, are you gonna
Speaker 1: pick me? Oh? Neck? I don't know. I can't move
Speaker 1: from Rhode Island, but I will. I love my hat
Speaker 1: so much I'm gonna wear it the whole show. Thank you?
Speaker 1: I mean, do you really make this. You're a dream
Speaker 1: weaver who who watched that episode and was like, why
Speaker 1: do they all have the best pump pump hats? And
Speaker 1: where the funk do I get those? You get it
Speaker 1: from Shannon? It's all like city number two. Here's another person.
Speaker 1: These are just there's so many of you geniuses. Anna French?
Speaker 1: Where's Anna French? Bunny? She said? I bribed my sister
Speaker 1: into driving with me from Cincinnati. What was the bribe?
Speaker 1: What kind was like gnars? Or was it like cover girl? Oh?
Speaker 1: That's a fancy one. Are you do you have contour
Speaker 1: on your face right now? Are you working with that?
Speaker 1: I've contoured the funk out of my face and that's
Speaker 1: why I look just ready for paradise. I have been
Speaker 1: resting up like in a sarcophagus for like four months,
Speaker 1: just getting ready for this. Okay, wait a minute. Aaron
Speaker 1: Casey French coming from Washington, d C. Meeting my friends
Speaker 1: from Indianapolis. Where are you guys? Hi? Come on around
Speaker 1: about plus for those guys. Is I mean? Honestly? Laura
Speaker 1: Potter flew from Boston and she she's meeting strangers in Nashville. Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: may I touch you? So many lawsuits? Question did so
Speaker 1: none of you knew each other before? That's so shady?
Speaker 1: Was that? And by the way, we're recording this so
Speaker 1: the listeners from home, so we can just use fake
Speaker 1: we can we can alter your voices. So when do
Speaker 1: you say you come with some weird chat room? They
Speaker 1: mean into where is this it? Oh? Man? All right, well,
Speaker 1: well we'll let you guys work it out. Carry are
Speaker 1: did you get people to sit with you? All right, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring out Are you guys ready to get
Speaker 1: this show going? There's so many more, There's so many more. Okay,
Speaker 1: hey girls, hi girls? May I touched you? So many lawsuits?
Speaker 1: Where are you from? I love it? Do you guys
Speaker 1: have that here? I live in Los Angeles now and
Speaker 1: I was at the dentist like six months ago and
Speaker 1: they were like, man I touch you. And then I
Speaker 1: went to the doctor like later that month and then
Speaker 1: he was like, MANNA touch you. It's like, if you
Speaker 1: have to ask, may I touch you? I'm thinking there's
Speaker 1: probably a pretty good reason I should say no, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're my doctor, you can do what were you planning
Speaker 1: on doing? Just giving me a mamogram and be like
Speaker 1: hong Um little a little litle, little little that's a
Speaker 1: motor boat. Wells, that's for Mexico. What's what'd you get that?
Speaker 1: Onesie off? It'll take four days, but I'll be exciting.
Speaker 1: I've got my lapland up, all business up top, all
Speaker 1: paradise below. All right, I'm gonna start off with a
Speaker 1: prize I've put in before we get going. I put
Speaker 1: in you guys have all been tweeting. I have names
Speaker 1: of people, and I have presents and prizes as we go.
Speaker 1: I like I think it myself as a non creepy
Speaker 1: Santa Claus. Okay, we're oh Shannon from Salt Lacy. Well, Shannon,
Speaker 1: you gave me. You look like a cute lady. You
Speaker 1: look like you might want some lingerie to wow a lover.
Speaker 1: Nothing knocks the socks off like a gentleman like this
Speaker 1: night shirt. Teddy bears make the best friends because they
Speaker 1: don't eat all your chocolate chip cookies, not like that
Speaker 1: other best friend because she's a real hog. They listen
Speaker 1: to all your problems. Just think of the sexy dancing.
Speaker 1: If you get a key to the fantasy sweet, for
Speaker 1: God's sake, bring this because you need to seal the deal.
Speaker 1: Please toss that to and from Salt Lake City, you
Speaker 1: guys more presents to come. Alright, we're gonna get this
Speaker 1: show on the road. We have coming out first. My
Speaker 1: friend and he's really is what started all of this.
Speaker 1: He's a big friend of the podcast. You guys might
Speaker 1: know him from Seinfeld. He played Kenny ban Yon Steinfeld.
Speaker 1: He's Gold Dear or gold guy. That guy. He uh
Speaker 1: did a podcast with me and Wells was the guest.
Speaker 1: And when Steve found out that Wills has some sisters
Speaker 1: that Will says are kind of tough. Will's Heightener, who's
Speaker 1: a grown, grown man, and I'm going to be blue
Speaker 1: tonight and I apologize the ladies and gentlemen. Uh. He
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna suck your sisters, and Wills was
Speaker 1: like whoa and he's like, I'm coming out of ashell.
Speaker 1: I was like, good luck with that. I don't think
Speaker 1: you're gonna seal that deal. Well, we came to Nashville
Speaker 1: because Heightener wants to hit on Will's and sisters, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Stephen Heiner, why will you accept the throw
Speaker 1: a t F. It's bad as bad as long as
Speaker 1: long by the way. These are goblets sent to us
Speaker 1: by a woman named Rihanna. You guys may recognize these
Speaker 1: as the Falcons goblets. He he. When Robbie from JoJo's
Speaker 1: cheas In had a hometown visit, he wowed her with
Speaker 1: a wine glass for true alcoholics that could be tipped
Speaker 1: over and not broken, as was intended in France. So
Speaker 1: nice to meet you. May I attach you? So many lawsuits? Also? Also,
Speaker 1: I was told by management arden went out and there's
Speaker 1: six microphones, and she picked the worst one they wanted
Speaker 1: to They want you to switch your microphone. Great. Oh,
Speaker 1: I feel so much better. It did feel bad, all right,
Speaker 1: but I often feel bad, so I can't tell us
Speaker 1: the child. I haven't been to Nashville for years. We
Speaker 1: went out last night. Oh my god, we went out
Speaker 1: last Night's Nashville. Yes, because we're pretentious. That's right, right, gentrification?
Speaker 1: What those out? What great restaurant we went to? We
Speaker 1: went to Lachland Table, excellent food, a little over price.
Speaker 1: That's my mom talking. Yeah, they saw you coming, Oh,
Speaker 1: they saw you coming. And then we went to the
Speaker 1: Urban Cowboy for drinks. Urban Cowboy for drinks. And most importantly,
Speaker 1: we went to the lipstick lounge for Okay, that's what
Speaker 1: I went to. I went to a lesbian karaoke bar.
Speaker 1: Everybody's like, who brought their weird uncle? It's like we
Speaker 1: all did. Uh, Steven, you've watched I've known you a
Speaker 1: long time. You you watched The Bachelor? You watched it
Speaker 1: before I did. I do. It's on network television. Yes,
Speaker 1: I watch it. But you're you're an adult straightmail. Have
Speaker 1: you looked at this crowt No, I haven't really got
Speaker 1: a good look at him. Yeah, what's the matter with her?
Speaker 1: Are you making fun of her? Nothing? Weren't. I thought
Speaker 1: you took a shot at her before and I tried
Speaker 1: to touch her and she was gonna sue me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, guys watched The Bachelor, aren't they? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: got you, boo, I got you boo. That's a real man.
Speaker 1: That's a real man. He's a little Those women are hot,
Speaker 1: aren't they. I always think it's unfair, man. The guys
Speaker 1: are all right. Yeah, the guys had a lot of
Speaker 1: weird there's that falcon here, like what what man? These
Speaker 1: guys don't he doesn't have it anymore. But every guy
Speaker 1: except these guys, No, they don't look at them. It
Speaker 1: was Joe Joe's batch, not you guys. There was a
Speaker 1: lot of like it was like a swan and landed
Speaker 1: on the front. It was Chase and the Falcon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I mean the women are so hot you get there.
Speaker 1: If I was a woman on that show, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna be a lesbian this month, chicks. That's not how
Speaker 1: it works. That's not how it worked. N't say every guy.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you? Here's a ted know you have
Speaker 1: a hat on? Right? I got it from my new
Speaker 1: best friend Channing from Salt Like she made this. Are
Speaker 1: you jealous? Oh no, that's really what well made. Can
Speaker 1: I see you? You can't? You're not paying me enough.
Speaker 1: I'm not paying you anything. Um um, now, how excited
Speaker 1: are you just for this? How excited were you? I
Speaker 1: feel like we've moved into our television because we are legitimates.
Speaker 1: How many guys are like super fans of the Bachelor
Speaker 1: to get to come here and do like I was.
Speaker 1: I filmed a show. I did this CMT show here
Speaker 1: all winter. It's going to be out this summer. It's
Speaker 1: called Still the King. And I was so happy. I
Speaker 1: went to Wells's radio station and I did the podcast
Speaker 1: with Danielle and James Taylor, and I literally couldn't sleep
Speaker 1: for like forty eight hours after. I was like, so,
Speaker 1: I was like so nervous. I'm like what I asked him?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm the time. I was like, it
Speaker 1: was like, so it was like I was meeting Tom Cruise. Well,
Speaker 1: look not jumping on couches and gets. I can send
Speaker 1: on my sets myself a heterosexual, sure, but that Wells
Speaker 1: is an attractive man. He's real cute. He's super cute.
Speaker 1: I like the ladies, I know, but if I ever
Speaker 1: hop over the fence, I hope I land on Wells.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna keep it moving, coming on next.
Speaker 1: You were best known as Kenny Bania. How many people
Speaker 1: here know him as Kenny ban Yeah? Oh on that note. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm a whore. We're all horse, We're all When
Speaker 1: I do my com the show, people are like, hey,
Speaker 1: you're not selling merch, you're not selling T shirts. You
Speaker 1: should sell who has more catchphrases than you? So now
Speaker 1: I have completely hoarded myself. I got the thong on
Speaker 1: the high heels on right now. That makes one of
Speaker 1: us a mean one. I'll sell you. That's Gold Jerry Gold. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'll sign it for you. And the thing is,
Speaker 1: if you don't want to buy one of these, that's
Speaker 1: fucking fine too. I guess he'll say, Hi, take a picture,
Speaker 1: because I'm not an asshole, all right, I'm such an
Speaker 1: oh my an asshole? Not at all? Are you guys
Speaker 1: having fun? Okay? Coming up next? Coming up next, we
Speaker 1: have two ladies that are integral to this podcast. We
Speaker 1: have Integral Intrigue Goal. I hosted I Hope to Bad podcast.
Speaker 1: Things are not good for me Intrigue Goal, Integral, Thank you,
Speaker 1: good thing. I'm beautiful, good thing. My torso is so
Speaker 1: long and beautiful, right wells um I? Okay. Coming up
Speaker 1: is my co host and the woman you might know
Speaker 1: her from Criminal Minds, but she's she's also on another period,
Speaker 1: but most importantly on her resume. And I'm going to
Speaker 1: ask all the mics to get turned up a little bit.
Speaker 1: That's all right? The Secretary of State for the will
Speaker 1: you accept this rose the most important podcast in history
Speaker 1: of the world. Ms Aaron Foley and Paget Bruised so
Speaker 1: La is a tottle an air in a Paget. How
Speaker 1: many of you learned about this song Barracuda from Hard
Speaker 1: from our podcast because we tie you you needed to
Speaker 1: know Hard by Barracuda. Can we hear that one more time?
Speaker 1: This is my this is my karaoke song and sudden Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you too much. Wow. We were all take an
Speaker 1: acid and we're literally all gonna die tonight, so enjoy ourselves.
Speaker 1: We're all rolling onto some forms like some weird sweat lots,
Speaker 1: much like the one that they feel love it. I'n't
Speaker 1: a cry. Four of you are gonna get engaged tonight,
Speaker 1: and I don't know who it's gonna be. Paget Aaron,
Speaker 1: you look beautiful. I think you are. Hasn't everyone seen
Speaker 1: your underwear? Yes? We get it home. They're doing the podcast.
Speaker 1: They had to talk me out of wearing my overalls,
Speaker 1: but I brought him for later. I have. I brought
Speaker 1: him for later. Will you you put this? We're rooming
Speaker 1: together because we're BFFs, and she she puts this beautiful
Speaker 1: half and on. She's like, fuck it, I'm gonna wear
Speaker 1: my overalls. I was like, no, no, you're not gonna
Speaker 1: wear your over All I want to do is wear
Speaker 1: my overalls, but I'm going to change into my overalls
Speaker 1: for later. Yeah, did these crazy? The bike's okay? Okay,
Speaker 1: um paget Aaron. We really broke it down last night.
Speaker 1: I am so hungover. I don't eat it. I I
Speaker 1: drank like I was drinker. Can I just say I
Speaker 1: had one? I'm such a lightweight. She had a fumble.
Speaker 1: I had a thymble, which they called the thumble so
Speaker 1: much that I thought it was called a thumble. And
Speaker 1: we were walking down the street and I was like,
Speaker 1: you don't say the word thumble a lot, do you like? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it does not exist. I thought. I was like,
Speaker 1: I had two centimeters of wine at lachlan table and
Speaker 1: looked at our raider and said the following your dab.
Speaker 1: I was like, you're a durable She got the betchelor.
Speaker 1: You would have got to my Bachelor podcast and any
Speaker 1: sor and they were like, what the fun is wrong?
Speaker 1: It was like two more thumbles and he would have
Speaker 1: come back to the table and be like, chack your pants.
Speaker 1: Literally he was like four years old. He was like, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to cut you off from your thumble
Speaker 1: of wine. Then this one gets so drunk were at
Speaker 1: the lipstick Lounge on the way home and the lips.
Speaker 1: She goes, I don't know. I just marry that tender
Speaker 1: lady with the lip ring and byre a cabin in
Speaker 1: the woods with a fire pitch and just like get
Speaker 1: puppies with her and just like you know, just come
Speaker 1: here from Hollywood. Six was here and Aaron was like,
Speaker 1: what about me? Was? You're not marriage material? It's complicated.
Speaker 1: Wait and Katie and Anna in the back. Katy goes,
Speaker 1: my lift rating is gonna go down, like because she
Speaker 1: just she keept screaming at the lift driver. You're an animal.
Speaker 1: You're just an animal or a man. You're an animal.
Speaker 1: You're an animal. I wish I didn't want dick, but
Speaker 1: I do. But if I didn't, if I did, you're
Speaker 1: an animal. Stare because you got a dick and you're
Speaker 1: an animal. And then I was like, I will you
Speaker 1: tube videos and how to build a fire pit. I
Speaker 1: will be your wife. She's like, she goes, no, I
Speaker 1: can't put that magic in a cage. Is what passion?
Speaker 1: She's like, you gotta be free. Wow, these two hold on.
Speaker 1: I am married to a man and he's lovely. We're
Speaker 1: not a nodimal fight. I don't know. I was telling
Speaker 1: great cab driver, he and all the men were animals.
Speaker 1: I have no problems apparently when I drink a lot, though,
Speaker 1: but like maybe six or seven percent lesbian and me
Speaker 1: has a lot to say it. And he said, start
Speaker 1: picking a spouse and a mistress and a house with
Speaker 1: a fire bitten off, you know, outside of Nashville. Not
Speaker 1: right in Nashville. Right? And it's too expensive? Yeah, Stephen,
Speaker 1: what what did you think of last night's festivities? But
Speaker 1: you've never met them before. Well again, I'm a heterosexual,
Speaker 1: okay me? Thanks? So death protest too much? Well, he's
Speaker 1: happened over that thing, and he's gonna looking very and
Speaker 1: he was wellsy and he's got my romper onesie and
Speaker 1: I thought I'd like four days to get that off
Speaker 1: of her and watch out. Well, are you guys ready
Speaker 1: for the real show? You guys? What is going to happen?
Speaker 1: Can I to say? All of you have exceeded my expectations?
Speaker 1: This is the old You guys are the only people
Speaker 1: that mean anything to me anymore? Can we touch your fries?
Speaker 1: So many laws suits? What is that? What are you eating? All? Right?
Speaker 1: May I touch your pickle. Okay, so many last years?
Speaker 1: Thank you? May I touch you? I don't know, thumbo,
Speaker 1: get another thumbo? Yeah, I'm too northern for that. But
Speaker 1: it's the Lusus Dandies. Everybody's Dandy's runnerable. Look all right,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what the fund you discuss this? That's
Speaker 1: the same size as Robbie's mug. Would you fucking swim?
Speaker 1: Here's second California. They came from l A. All right,
Speaker 1: really like fucking joke. Yeah, but are you ice in it?
Speaker 1: So that counts? Is water? That's responsible drinking. That's all
Speaker 1: you do. Hot shit in the back. I see you
Speaker 1: and I like you. I want all of you to
Speaker 1: know that I see you and I like you, and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna got to bring you up a present. The
Speaker 1: person coming to this stage, I consider like if I
Speaker 1: was in Paradise wearing a romp or tunic, this person
Speaker 1: would always always get my rose until I got knocked
Speaker 1: out by one of the twins or Ashley, I Who'll
Speaker 1: be crying and offering up a virginity, and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I can't get here with that. I got a hat on,
Speaker 1: and it's sucking Mexico. It's like dumb and dumber with
Speaker 1: those You guys you might know him um as my
Speaker 1: future ex husband's who you also might know him. He
Speaker 1: is a local radio DJ. He's also the man that
Speaker 1: really brought all this together. Mr Wells Adams, everybody, so
Speaker 1: well sits here? Well sits here? Well sits here? Well,
Speaker 1: get here, get yet, stake your medicine, you make your
Speaker 1: well come here next to get you right next to her?
Speaker 1: Is this the funked up Mike? Yeah, that's the perfect
Speaker 1: Is there a better mike? Because she times she time spot? Huh, guys,
Speaker 1: look at this well Adams? Everybody, well, how do you
Speaker 1: think it's going so far? You're in professional radio? Would
Speaker 1: you call this fun? Or or you? It's a combination
Speaker 1: of the two. I think, thank you, that's my specialty.
Speaker 1: Most importantly, do you like me in my hat and
Speaker 1: my cold shoulder? Oh my god, thank you? Guys. I
Speaker 1: think I want to feel like I got it happen.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're ready for Lapland. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're ready for Lapland. Oh my god. You knew you
Speaker 1: knew Salt Like City, you knew Ray all right? Winter wedding, Hello,
Speaker 1: sleeping together for quite some time. Reality Steve. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Reality Steve, do you read him? I don't either. Do
Speaker 1: you guys read when James is on it? I think no,
Speaker 1: I don't read it. I don't want to know. I
Speaker 1: like to keep it agree. I was angry at Reality
Speaker 1: Steve that he dropped the Rachel bomb. What Rachel bomb? Oh?
Speaker 1: This is a guy that Reality Steve, let's talk about
Speaker 1: our podcast revealed that Rachel was the next Bachelor and
Speaker 1: something ABC had to release the news. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think they wanted to scoop. I think they were like, sorry,
Speaker 1: and I know your friends with him. I think they
Speaker 1: were born with Nick, and they were like, guess what
Speaker 1: Rachel's coming? And we're like, hey, sorry, I know he's
Speaker 1: your friend. Well, well you you were the one that
Speaker 1: was brave enough to go out with us last night. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I've been on her podcast once before and it
Speaker 1: was the day after Mentel all yeah, I think right, yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh so after after that show, there's like a cast
Speaker 1: party and everyone got wasted, and then I had to
Speaker 1: do her show at like noon or it might have
Speaker 1: been like four. It might have been like four or thirty,
Speaker 1: but it felt like hot garbage death and I was
Speaker 1: so hungover and I felt so bad about it. And
Speaker 1: then uh fast forward to today, Uh so hungover because
Speaker 1: I went out with you. So I only do your
Speaker 1: show hungover. I only know you was super hungover and
Speaker 1: like sweating out alcohol, and I like it like that
Speaker 1: it keeps you at a slight disadvantage, like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make some mistakes. Okay. I remember like the first that
Speaker 1: I didn't ever stand like I'm a huge Seinfeld fan,
Speaker 1: so like I didn't know he was gonna be at
Speaker 1: the first taping and I was like, holy sh it,
Speaker 1: it's Banya. And the first thing you said to me
Speaker 1: was yeah, I can smell the alcohol come at you.
Speaker 1: And I was like, let me tell you, I've been
Speaker 1: all over the world with Steve and he can drank
Speaker 1: and that is what I'm talking about. Well, then we
Speaker 1: bonded and and I gave you the good news that
Speaker 1: I was going to have sex with both of your
Speaker 1: sisters and we I am ahead of a sexual Now
Speaker 1: here's my question. We basically set this up for Steve
Speaker 1: to hit on your sisters. Are they here? Now They're
Speaker 1: not here? Where are they? If you heard it? Like
Speaker 1: if he comes from one of those Kardashian families where
Speaker 1: everybody has the same letter so well as a sister
Speaker 1: are wet and wild. No, I thought it was wet
Speaker 1: and white. Wet and white. Yeah that's what you said. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were on fire. You were on fire trying to
Speaker 1: you were like recall on the same podcast, I did
Speaker 1: say I was gonna make love to your mother, didn't that?
Speaker 1: J Moran her kids doing great, you guys, minute, it's
Speaker 1: got so she takes it on walks with her leash.
Speaker 1: It's got a posable thumb as you do. Um. You
Speaker 1: know you guys met Wells for the first time last night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: were you razzled? Well? I had I had to write
Speaker 1: a request out for karaoke before he arrived. He was
Speaker 1: texting songs for us to put in, and so I
Speaker 1: had to lesbo bar pretty much the only lesbo in
Speaker 1: the bar, even though it was a lesbo bar. Um.
Speaker 1: And I walked up to and I gotta urns, like
Speaker 1: this is what he wants to sing. So it was
Speaker 1: like name Wells, title date rape by Sublime and a
Speaker 1: lesbian lesbian bar. And I just handed that and I
Speaker 1: was like, well, that's a bold call to go. That's
Speaker 1: how I met well I did number one. Normally I
Speaker 1: wake up hungover and I have like the moral hangover,
Speaker 1: you know, and can guys said those things, it did
Speaker 1: those things. Uh, today I didn't have that. I felt
Speaker 1: very strongly about that song love Sublime. I come from
Speaker 1: like central California. Bradley Knewell rest his soul. All right,
Speaker 1: thank you. One person knows what I'm talking about here.
Speaker 1: And the best part about last night. First of all,
Speaker 1: the song is it it's a good message. It does
Speaker 1: end well like the guy that does the thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he gets in a lot of trouble. Uh, you're defending
Speaker 1: a Sublime song. Am He's an amazing That's amazing that
Speaker 1: it's at it is. But I realized when I got
Speaker 1: up on stage in front of a large audience of women,
Speaker 1: feminist women, that this was not the smartest stunt. Well,
Speaker 1: I killed it. You it. Maybe there's like a pro
Speaker 1: date rape bar. You could get up and sing that song.
Speaker 1: We should. You should google that and see if there's
Speaker 1: isn't that all bars? Stadi's now you shifting gears. You
Speaker 1: were in Paradise, so you were known, you were in
Speaker 1: JoJo's season and we were all rooting for you. I
Speaker 1: think we all liked you. Um, we had one of
Speaker 1: somebody emailed us from tweet. People tweeted some questions, So
Speaker 1: we have some questions for you from some of our listens. Perfect. Um, well,
Speaker 1: this is from at Sammy Buscher. Who is a better kisser,
Speaker 1: Ashley or Joejo. That's a good question actually, um well,
Speaker 1: considering that I got I got dumped and sent home
Speaker 1: in Argentina after I kissed Jojo the first time. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a brutal thing to have happened to you on
Speaker 1: National TV. It was like everyone was waiting for this
Speaker 1: amazing moment that happened, and we finally make out, and
Speaker 1: then it was like three hours later. She was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you need to get Yeah, wasn't that great? Was it
Speaker 1: as bad as the Fireman outfit? I gotta be honest, So, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember, but like the oh
Speaker 1: I remember, it was really hot. Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I got out of the limo with all for one.
Speaker 1: I got out of the limit with all for one.
Speaker 1: They saying, I swear, and it was super cool, and
Speaker 1: I like, I actually I felt cool behind you. And
Speaker 1: then the rest of the show was dedicated to making
Speaker 1: me look so effeminate, and it was very hard to
Speaker 1: watch back because I had to get out of limo
Speaker 1: thing where I look cool, and then I almost died
Speaker 1: in a fireman day and then I played football, and
Speaker 1: that they had like the last touchdown to be like
Speaker 1: Derek stripping it away from me and running for a touchdown,
Speaker 1: which is not how it went. By the way, killed
Speaker 1: it that game three touchdowns, su picks. They didn't show
Speaker 1: any of that ship. And then the last thing is
Speaker 1: that they put me in a unitard and they were
Speaker 1: like swim around in this pool and then make out
Speaker 1: with her and then she sends me home. So the
Speaker 1: whole thing was a lot of me like you in
Speaker 1: a pool in the sky were like above you were
Speaker 1: like sliding in a unitard. But let me ask you, so,
Speaker 1: what size was that fireman uniform? It wasn't small enough.
Speaker 1: Did they have an excess? Wasn't clear because they didn't
Speaker 1: do a lot of football challenges if I recall, because
Speaker 1: they feel like they didn't feel like they were angling
Speaker 1: it rigged? Yeah, it was it rigged? Was it ricked?
Speaker 1: Were they can catch it? As our conspiracy theorist, as
Speaker 1: you guys do you think that they were like setting
Speaker 1: it up because they're like, we want her to pick Jordan's.
Speaker 1: And is it true that equipped but bald bean damn
Speaker 1: Yankees in Las Vedas? Because if that is the game,
Speaker 1: I haven't heard that one. No one qus football to
Speaker 1: me in the Yankees US bang he would, Damn Yanks,
Speaker 1: he would. I feel like he was the last century musical.
Speaker 1: Damn Yankees. What years when your brother is Aaron Rogers,
Speaker 1: they don't even talk. You're like, I'm gonna do damn
Speaker 1: Yankees tap dance out of my way? Did it feel
Speaker 1: like they were rigging it towards Jordan's? Yeah? I remember, like, uh,
Speaker 1: you guys, can price speak to this as well? Like
Speaker 1: I remember thinking that like he was like the the
Speaker 1: front runner, Like I remember he was just like all right,
Speaker 1: let just see how far we can go with this thing.
Speaker 1: I guess because this guy's gonna win. He's got phenomenal hair,
Speaker 1: I's too much for me. And the peg jeans Lady jeans,
Speaker 1: and the way he walked it was like, yeah, do
Speaker 1: you guys, do you know I could man? You know jeans?
Speaker 1: Do you remember the look? Do it? So? It's too
Speaker 1: bad this doesn't feel like so he had a very
Speaker 1: weird walk and all and it was okay, so I
Speaker 1: gotta put this down, okay, oh, yes, for those of
Speaker 1: you listening at home or in the car killing simulation,
Speaker 1: as we all made fun of his walk, and like
Speaker 1: they cut it all out because you know they can't
Speaker 1: make him look bad. I guess and so, but I
Speaker 1: remember that it was that walk, and then it was
Speaker 1: it always ended yes, and like wink at the k
Speaker 1: he was to smile. He was good at kissing her
Speaker 1: against walls. But other than that, it didn't feel. I
Speaker 1: didn't feel it like I did like him throwing her
Speaker 1: up against the library shell. Don't go into jas hand
Speaker 1: but anyway, du damn yankees? Does anybody here have a
Speaker 1: question for wealth? Rose your hand on? I don't want
Speaker 1: to pick on the spot. You don't have to, Okay, Bunny,
Speaker 1: come up, what's here? We're gonna get you out of
Speaker 1: mike for one second. What's your name? Love e? Come?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna tell me? And I'll stay it into
Speaker 1: the mike. What's your question? Where are you from? You're
Speaker 1: from Michigan. Thank you for coming in. You look adorable. Um?
Speaker 1: What is your question for wells? Oh? My god. So
Speaker 1: the question is Carl Carl. Wells has a dog named Carl,
Speaker 1: and she wants to know what Carl is doing right now.
Speaker 1: But Heightener is convinced that that's the name for his dick,
Speaker 1: because he goes Carl down, Carl down. I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, he never every time we're with Wells, he
Speaker 1: never wants to talk to us. There's always something else happening.
Speaker 1: And it was like Carl was up Apparel and he
Speaker 1: wanted Carl to go down where we were talking to him.
Speaker 1: Didn't you have a woman over last? I think Wells
Speaker 1: does all right with the lady. Her name is Carl.
Speaker 1: What's Carl doing right now? Carl's at my sister's house
Speaker 1: right now. Who actually took care of Carl when I
Speaker 1: was like gone filming and so like if you watch,
Speaker 1: no one cares about exactly Yes, yeah, he's over wet
Speaker 1: or wipes house. I don't know which one, um and uh,
Speaker 1: well one before the other. I kinda I kind of
Speaker 1: do one. And the reason why Carl has no I
Speaker 1: don't know if people know this, the reason why Carl
Speaker 1: has his own Instagram. I'm not like a narcissist dog
Speaker 1: on I am but like, I'm not really and so
Speaker 1: when I left, obviously Carl is a big part of
Speaker 1: my life. And so when you go to UH Paradise
Speaker 1: or you go on the Batch shirt, they take your
Speaker 1: phone away from you, and so you have no outside
Speaker 1: contact with with anyone. And I didn't give a shit
Speaker 1: about my family or my friends. I just really cared
Speaker 1: about my dog. So I started an Instagram account for Carl.
Speaker 1: And then I remember asking a producer, Hey, you don't
Speaker 1: need to look at my Instagram account. I just want
Speaker 1: you to look at corals. And so every day I
Speaker 1: had my sister post a new picture of Carl, so
Speaker 1: I knew he was okay, very clever. I love it.
Speaker 1: Here's my question to you. Was Carl dressed up in
Speaker 1: fancy out that's like my book a fancy cat because
Speaker 1: I can make that happen. I'm just saying, that's a
Speaker 1: good that's a good Carl star. That's a panty dropper,
Speaker 1: that story story. I'm just gonna get this hold on,
Speaker 1: just gonna you gotta zip the back. I haven't used
Speaker 1: the ladies room for four days. Okay, before we bring
Speaker 1: up our next gip, before, will you stay up here
Speaker 1: while we bring up the next and will you pick
Speaker 1: a person from the hat? I have another present. Here
Speaker 1: we go. Who do we have here? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Kiki r Win from Calgary? Where are you? Kiki? Stand up? Kiki?
Speaker 1: I have a present for you Calgary. You know what,
Speaker 1: Kaka from Calgary, catter. You're getting my prize, possession of
Speaker 1: my cal Danielle is going to be piste. Danielle's pissed,
Speaker 1: Danielle pissed. Alright, alright, you're not getting this, Danielle, You're
Speaker 1: getting even better. I made these special for the show.
Speaker 1: And if this is not your right size, I also
Speaker 1: am a horror and um I will be. I made
Speaker 1: these up, pink. May I touch you? So many lawsuites
Speaker 1: to sure and I'll be selling after the show. I'm
Speaker 1: happy to sign them. Or do you just come say hi?
Speaker 1: I don't really care. Milanny, thanks for coming for Calgary.
Speaker 1: If it doesn't fit and that's wow, Wow, you didn't
Speaker 1: quite make it to Calgary. Taking a page out of
Speaker 1: George Rogers book, if I had been a lesbian competing
Speaker 1: for Jojo Brow, I've ever seen in my entire life.
Speaker 1: What are you for? It's just like a tea buggame.
Speaker 1: I am not an athlete. I am. I'm not an athlete,
Speaker 1: but I do have a could shoulder. Did you get it?
Speaker 1: I also see you, I see you. I have men
Speaker 1: shirts and I see you. Side note, where's that man
Speaker 1: who's here? Drove from Florida but for his fiftieth birthday?
Speaker 1: And that's a fucking hot call, sir you all right,
Speaker 1: there may be really personal information in here. This is
Speaker 1: my notebook from the first two seasons of our show.
Speaker 1: That's literally my hands writing. It's just just like gay
Speaker 1: gay gay. This is the ramblings of a maniac as
Speaker 1: I watched look at this lame, lame her and me
Speaker 1: for the US write no hooker ships. This is this
Speaker 1: is a kind of professional operation. I run that the
Speaker 1: gentleman from Florida. That's your happy what's your name, sir Mark?
Speaker 1: Happy birthday? Mark Mark. Promise me you will invite your
Speaker 1: friends over and you will take turns imitating her voice
Speaker 1: reading those pages. Please shred that. I don't know what's
Speaker 1: in there. I don't know what's in there. Whatever's just
Speaker 1: like a symphony of like hand drawn dick mix that
Speaker 1: it's already off the shoulder. That isn't really Thank you
Speaker 1: so much, thank you so much. How are you guys doing?
Speaker 1: May I touch you? Did you just do me? This side?
Speaker 1: I see you and I love you. There we go
Speaker 1: coming up next the Only and tested from next season.
Speaker 1: Brave enough to face this disaster. You know what it takes.
Speaker 1: It takes an ability to work in a hospital and
Speaker 1: get paid for it. None of us have any skills.
Speaker 1: She is funny. Put your hands together for Danielle. I'll
Speaker 1: work out, curly, I'll work out, and this is what
Speaker 1: I see. Stop, I got get my pants and show it,
Speaker 1: showing the show. Show I'm sexy and I know it.
Speaker 1: You guys, dann Yeah, look at this drinking water, Danielle.
Speaker 1: I believe you know Stephen and well Aaron and Paget.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't have a sister for you. You
Speaker 1: know what? You know what? We can make one? Are
Speaker 1: you sad? Are you saying you're here? You're a human female?
Speaker 1: It's not meatically, I don't think that's medically possible. That
Speaker 1: was like, unless you're also disgusting, I can't make it.
Speaker 1: You are a human female. Stephen. Danielle needs to know
Speaker 1: I am a heterosexual. You're gonna have to go through. Well,
Speaker 1: you might want to start. See the point like every
Speaker 1: woman on that show smoking hot, right, let's make a sister. Hey, lady,
Speaker 1: you want to make her brother? I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know why. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I said that. Was that an impression? Yes it was.
Speaker 1: I think it's great. I think that's a great. So
Speaker 1: we can't turn each other. Guys, do you want to
Speaker 1: make a cousin? Girls? Girls, you're both pretty? Steve Steve
Speaker 1: Wightner has two sisters, and when they were fighting growing up,
Speaker 1: his dad would walk through and it didn't He wouldn't
Speaker 1: even payted. He just walked through and go, girls, girls,
Speaker 1: you're both pretty, as if that's what they were arguing about.
Speaker 1: I'm prettier now, I'm prettier. My dad was a real communicator,
Speaker 1: Like I would never say anything to me. I would
Speaker 1: be sitting on the couch watching sports. You'd walk through
Speaker 1: the room and go, who are you rooting for a ship? Ahead?
Speaker 1: I got the other guys, you know what? And that's
Speaker 1: how you become a comedian. Um, Danielle, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for joining us. Than how about this one? You are?
Speaker 1: Is that your buddy? I've got friends over there guys,
Speaker 1: we got we got funked up with them last night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you okay? You guys fun? You
Speaker 1: guys all have good voices the sick down. I got excited.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to strut um daniel Good. So you
Speaker 1: were from Nick's hometown and technically, oh they lie from Wakashaw.
Speaker 1: What the funk? How can you pretend to be from Waukeshaw?
Speaker 1: I didn't ever written, but why did they? Where are
Speaker 1: you from a tiny unincorporated town called Colgate? No, they
Speaker 1: don't make toothpaste. Towns are incorporated. And what is unincorporated?
Speaker 1: Man talking about? I really have no idea. You're making
Speaker 1: all this up. You don't pay taxes, you don't have
Speaker 1: a railroad station. What is? She hates babies? She's a sister,
Speaker 1: and it just gets creepier. That sounds good. That sounds
Speaker 1: good though, that sounds like, well, your sister made the
Speaker 1: right choice. I'm thinking Heydener should have sang my song
Speaker 1: last night. Oh my god, Now, Danielle, how did you
Speaker 1: get how did you get to be on the bastard?
Speaker 1: Did you apply or did somebody apply for you? Actually,
Speaker 1: one of my friends semended me for a show. Who
Speaker 1: was your friend? Her name's Jenny and she's still your friend. Yes,
Speaker 1: did you know she was doing it? Or did you
Speaker 1: find out afterwards when like Chris Harrison's like, here's a
Speaker 1: horse to ride up on. I'll see you in Calabasas
Speaker 1: Um I found out when I got a got an
Speaker 1: email and phone call and it's like, okay, well this
Speaker 1: is real. Wow? Were you excited? Like were you all
Speaker 1: four where you're like, what the fund just happened? And
Speaker 1: what month I could offer you that same sensation? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Steve to the show. I'm going to take
Speaker 1: a lot of time. Windowless van, pay no attention to
Speaker 1: the fan behind the building. This it just says Candy
Speaker 1: on it now. Pageant Aaron, have a few questions for you.
Speaker 1: Blame on me, not not Yeah, oh hider, it was
Speaker 1: gonna be laying on Wells over the fence later she's
Speaker 1: coming around. No, she's not. Okay, I can okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let me ask this and you don't have to answer.
Speaker 1: But did you as I and all of America felt
Speaker 1: you were way too good for Nick, like it just
Speaker 1: you just knew it. You were just like, oh no,
Speaker 1: pearls before swine. He does not deserve you, right, right,
Speaker 1: did you guys seal that? I mean it was clear right?
Speaker 1: And she and she delivers babies. I was like, I
Speaker 1: was excited for Nick. I was super excited for Nick,
Speaker 1: and then I felt like there was I feel it
Speaker 1: down were giving of the show? Remember, and we were
Speaker 1: like excited about Nick. It was the beginning of the show.
Speaker 1: Didn't you have the first date and it went? It
Speaker 1: was great? Girl? Like you were in that island off
Speaker 1: of San Diego called I don't know, but I've been
Speaker 1: there San Diego and they have taffy there Coronado, Coronado great.
Speaker 1: I have no idea, I know I was. I flew
Speaker 1: in a helicopter and landed on everybody finds in helicop
Speaker 1: Do you get nerks that you have to go in
Speaker 1: helicopters as a prerequisite when you're on the Batchelor's so excited?
Speaker 1: Were excited? Oh yeah, I want a free helicopter ride.
Speaker 1: Yeah you should go. Try to get at Rachel, buy
Speaker 1: her a cabin and a and some seven of me
Speaker 1: as a lesbian. When I'm really drunk, I'd like to
Speaker 1: throw my hat in the ring. Could we get paget
Speaker 1: a six pack, staff like a bucket. You have a
Speaker 1: bucket and a straw like steep this ship moving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you thought I was bad last night. I'm sticking with beer.
Speaker 1: Yea articulously. Can we get paget of white wine? What's
Speaker 1: the local what's the local beer? It's an ip put
Speaker 1: it in a bucket, alcohol, a bucket whatever, fumble of liquor.
Speaker 1: But I do want to know, at a certain point
Speaker 1: did you realize, Oh yeah, I mean like I kind
Speaker 1: of knew it wasn't that my guy, but I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, what does that say about Vanissa? Then?
Speaker 1: I mean she's so listen, I'm marrying my friend's husband's
Speaker 1: It's okay. No, I think we were so excited because initially,
Speaker 1: right like on paper, Nick was fun, like we were
Speaker 1: all excited, you know, I think we can say that,
Speaker 1: and then we were excited for you too, and then
Speaker 1: you know, every week we're like no, not just yeah.
Speaker 1: I just think there's so thing, there's something. And I
Speaker 1: don't know Vanessa. I've never met her, God knows, I've
Speaker 1: said terrible things in this such a creep. So she
Speaker 1: she has like a like a ten percent possibly sinister,
Speaker 1: and I feel like you are. No, they're tight, don't
Speaker 1: you think? Not sinister, not like punching children, but like
Speaker 1: some wait or here's the one. Did you guys get
Speaker 1: together like after the first couple of weeks and maybe
Speaker 1: you were thinking, okay, like this isn't my man? Um?
Speaker 1: Did you guys get together and discuss like who's in
Speaker 1: the lead? Who are you rooting for? You talked about
Speaker 1: that every night before we went to the bed. Alright,
Speaker 1: so so we need to follow up happening. It was
Speaker 1: was Vanessa like our Jordan's? Was it clear? Was it?
Speaker 1: Was it pretty obvious? I mean, did she do a
Speaker 1: cool hair flip? Did she walk? He? Did she walk
Speaker 1: with her the sophie of her guard? She can walk
Speaker 1: in the room and just like man, that hare just
Speaker 1: goes everywhere. It's beautiful. And when you're talking before you
Speaker 1: go to bed, what do you what are you wearing?
Speaker 1: Isn't it a Teddy Bear night shirt? Negligion? Is there
Speaker 1: is there an accessible window? Oh my god, that is
Speaker 1: a room filled with women. You had a shot and
Speaker 1: it's over. Um. Now, people wanted to know somebody tweeted
Speaker 1: and they wanted to know if something else went down
Speaker 1: at that volleyball game because it felt more tense. Yes,
Speaker 1: here is the deal. I love you go. That was
Speaker 1: a great question. Yeah, that was a great question from
Speaker 1: a man. You can let us know after, But that
Speaker 1: was from somebody. It was like a Katie or a
Speaker 1: kat or yeah all right there, right there, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: thank you? What do you do? Katie's really great question
Speaker 1: because everyone just looked like weird crying because we must know.
Speaker 1: They told us that, um, the winning team was going
Speaker 1: to get time with Nick. There was a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of drama that went down here. But I don't know
Speaker 1: if I can actually talk. That's why we asked the question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can edit it out. How about just for this
Speaker 1: room and then we'll edit it out. It's yeah, everyone
Speaker 1: was just mad at each other. Name Rachel was mad.
Speaker 1: Come on, We got on a point to edit that
Speaker 1: out out. Who was the girl that who was the
Speaker 1: girl that was fighting a lot that was throwing people
Speaker 1: down at that game? I would not win it. You
Speaker 1: saw me throw that shirt. I wouldn't stand a chance.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't stand was next level and in the cutaway,
Speaker 1: she was she was given the ball more air so
Speaker 1: she could Yeah, well, if there was a question from
Speaker 1: you from Fox at Foxy kind of stand what seventies
Speaker 1: art rock band will you be pushing on this season
Speaker 1: of Paradise? Talking Head doesn't really that much of an
Speaker 1: art That was a pretty big that's true. Are you
Speaker 1: using from you? Yes, baby doll? Okay, what would you like?
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna By the way, I think
Speaker 1: Stop Making Sense as one of the greatest albums of
Speaker 1: all Yes, and also Rescue Shanthan Demi who created that video.
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna push? You have no idea
Speaker 1: what we're talking about out a second you last met.
Speaker 1: In my mind, I was like, maybe we'll wear a
Speaker 1: robber when we go to Paradise. I like to look
Speaker 1: this up before I go to Paradise and hanging out
Speaker 1: that hot tub and help James Taylor. Okay, but I
Speaker 1: feel like you need to know you slide it over
Speaker 1: the rum. Is that what you do? And that's what
Speaker 1: you do in the bathroom, and you guys got naked
Speaker 1: in your bathroom talking about happening the bathroom. You slide
Speaker 1: it over. But let's say it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: he accepted my rose, but I'm in a wrong rubber?
Speaker 1: Is there like a full pant suit or is it
Speaker 1: like the short little the short one that's not doing
Speaker 1: my proportions any favors. I know what, I'm anyway out
Speaker 1: in those in this oh thank you and this, um, um,
Speaker 1: you slide it over in a robber you don't actually
Speaker 1: stripped down pants on. You have to be sure I'm
Speaker 1: getting a sense of it. Well, I don't wear robbers anymore, um,
Speaker 1: but I should. Okay, we have one more question. Well,
Speaker 1: we were all thinking, like, if you could choose a
Speaker 1: dude to like go on a date with or just
Speaker 1: fast forward, bang, whatever, who would it be like out
Speaker 1: of any season or b I P or whatever excluding
Speaker 1: the guys here, is there like someone you were like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm crushed out on that dude or anything, you know,
Speaker 1: because a lot of people seasons and season. Yes, while
Speaker 1: the even were on it, obviously I watched Paradise and like,
Speaker 1: that's it. That's my Bachelor knowledge. She's really she's really
Speaker 1: disappointed with the current stock of guys. Oh, I understand me.
Speaker 1: When Rachel Rachel's guys coming up that bad. That was bad.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I'm excited about that. I'm so excited for Rachel.
Speaker 1: But oh my god, wait, can you answer a question?
Speaker 1: Do you sign a nondisclosure agreement? Not during the show? Like, now,
Speaker 1: have you signed something that means you can't answer certain questions?
Speaker 1: How long does it last? Say? Are you allowed to
Speaker 1: answer that question? Who of anyone on any iteration of
Speaker 1: the Bachelor Bachelor atte franchise? Would you want to hook
Speaker 1: up with if you could? Because you might be going
Speaker 1: on Bachelor? You can't tell us right, she's not wearing
Speaker 1: a tweet suit because she's not smart and I can't
Speaker 1: pronounce her. I can't ask words TV. Did you say
Speaker 1: Peter for Wisconsin? Oh, he's such a base. Do you
Speaker 1: only date guys on television who are from wiscons That's
Speaker 1: really limited? So she's gotta type. No, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: it's really feel better? Like where did where were all
Speaker 1: these attract leven from Wisconsin? When I lived there? Are
Speaker 1: you gonna go on Badcheo in Paradise? Can we can?
Speaker 1: You can ask? Like, can I copy your sciredual Advisor?
Speaker 1: Only if you wear the green ferry? What's the green
Speaker 1: the green Fairy? You're the green fairy from when you
Speaker 1: were when you were with the absent Fairy? Yes, go
Speaker 1: together and you just be hammered on apps if the
Speaker 1: adults terrible advice. We shot that in Prague. I was
Speaker 1: pretty high. All right, do you guys have any you're
Speaker 1: not answering you want to go to answer? She's not
Speaker 1: answering us, guys. I mean, can't be fun. Okay, she's
Speaker 1: totally gonna be getting on it. She is on it.
Speaker 1: She is on it. I know, Yes, I think you'll
Speaker 1: find love. I have a question before we move on.
Speaker 1: Did anybody have any question? Chloe from New York City,
Speaker 1: but Rhode Island. We're in Rhode Island. I'm from Rhode Island,
Speaker 1: little Compton by the Beach. I don't know South County.
Speaker 1: I would to save Kingston High School? We would, yall?
Speaker 1: I didn't get kicked for the team? Okay, code for
Speaker 1: I would? So do you? And what's your question for
Speaker 1: Danielle's smallest So I'm curious if you can be honest
Speaker 1: about it? What do you really think of Karn? Oh?
Speaker 1: That's a good question. We love. Can I give my
Speaker 1: answer first? Yes? To be more of a dick than
Speaker 1: you have to be? Ye, he's always looking up for me.
Speaker 1: You know us, I hear and I've known each other
Speaker 1: long before, like we were ever on the television show.
Speaker 1: It was. It was a very weird situation when when
Speaker 1: I came back and we were hanging out and I
Speaker 1: knew that you were going to be on the show,
Speaker 1: and then we all went out with Luke and we
Speaker 1: were like, don't talk to her because you might have
Speaker 1: to meet him a little and that didn't happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: by the way, side, note, just heay Castle today? What yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah today, he couldn't handle it. You know what, We've
Speaker 1: got the sexiest beasts here, So okay, all right, hold on,
Speaker 1: I don't answer your question. I don't even know. I've
Speaker 1: never met her before. Just first opinion, she loves she
Speaker 1: loves the camera. She loves the camera. But I will
Speaker 1: but I will say this, I think that she's the
Speaker 1: smartest person that I've seen them that show. Because so
Speaker 1: here's the thing. So on my season, there was a
Speaker 1: guy in chat who was a total asshole in that world, right,
Speaker 1: but he couldn't verbalize his assholeness in I t M S,
Speaker 1: which is where like you're just looking at straight at
Speaker 1: the camera right in the moment, it's like we're just
Speaker 1: looking at the camera. We learned that day I'm like
Speaker 1: Barbara Walters tonight. Okay. So so he would just be
Speaker 1: a dick in front of all of us and would
Speaker 1: be like, what's happening? But he couldn't verbalize what he
Speaker 1: was trying to say in it t M S. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know if he just couldn't figure it
Speaker 1: out or what have you. Uh, So we would all
Speaker 1: you'd see it TM s of us like explaining what
Speaker 1: happened to Chat. The genius of Karin was is that
Speaker 1: she was crazy like in with everybody, and then she'd
Speaker 1: go back to I T M S and like kill
Speaker 1: it with like her narration of what happened. So it
Speaker 1: was the freaking karn Show. Can I tell you? Because
Speaker 1: we had Nick on too much. I just ain't to
Speaker 1: know about Chat. Life's not all blueberries and paper play.
Speaker 1: That's the thing though. He actually he was great television
Speaker 1: as a villain, but genuinely was so mentally unstable that
Speaker 1: there was a lawsuit coming so they had to let
Speaker 1: him where she's not gonna hit anybody. She I mean,
Speaker 1: she hits like arden throws like it's not going to connect,
Speaker 1: like a champion, like a fucking champion, Like a champion
Speaker 1: I could see her trying to like hit someone where
Speaker 1: she just like threw her boobs out, her screamer in
Speaker 1: her bountyhouse. Um well, and so now, Joy Danielle. Before
Speaker 1: we move on, let's hear Karan Kuran, Karan, you've nice skin.
Speaker 1: Thank you, I too. So many lawsuits like oh man,
Speaker 1: so like by the end of my time on the show. Actually,
Speaker 1: she's funny. She's funny, funny, but she's been manipulative as hell,
Speaker 1: and she's a lot smarter than people give her credit for. Okay,
Speaker 1: were you guys Karin fans? Okay, we're split. They're split.
Speaker 1: We're split, Hi, Brian, Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: She she grew on me, but overall I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I couldn't take she into I know, Taylor's your friend,
Speaker 1: but two of them finding I was like, so she's
Speaker 1: hired clearly has hired two or three publicists since the
Speaker 1: correction because she's she's got a product. She's in the tabloids,
Speaker 1: like in the Little Box. You have to pay publicists
Speaker 1: to be in that stuff, like she's because I need
Speaker 1: a new wardrobe. Alright, I'm a sucker for a woman
Speaker 1: who can crush an I T M all right, is
Speaker 1: anybody even more questions for Danielle, milady, what's your name? Take?
Speaker 1: Where are you from? Saying? Clear? For that? What is
Speaker 1: your what's your question? Love? You can see your comments,
Speaker 1: say the comment and put an next clamation point again. Okay.
Speaker 1: She feels like with current situation, she's a girl. Yes
Speaker 1: you are, Yes you are? Okay? Put her to racy
Speaker 1: and what a girl that are that way? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: it's you. That's not true. Hanging out with guys, this
Speaker 1: is about to be a very We accept your feeling
Speaker 1: and I feel like you you know what. I hope
Speaker 1: that's not the truth for you. You're moving forward in
Speaker 1: your life because that sounds you don't need to be
Speaker 1: that over. You need to hang out with us. You
Speaker 1: need to hang with us. You need to hang out
Speaker 1: with us. You can't carry okay at Lipstick Lounge? Keep
Speaker 1: this show. You want to drink till you black out?
Speaker 1: Are you guys having fun of us? Wells and Danielle?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Elegant? Smart? The best we have more?
Speaker 1: Coming up next is a man who I feel like
Speaker 1: won over our hearts on Joe Joe season. He was
Speaker 1: so sweet he sang her the most beautiful song we are.
Speaker 1: I got to hang out with him. He's such a
Speaker 1: gem of a gentleman. Put your hands together for James
Speaker 1: ten fine, put it in your mouth and you put
Speaker 1: it back with James Taylor. Ladies and gentlemen, have a
Speaker 1: c James Taylor, come on, just has some beautiful fries.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And I don't know what that man drink. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you that happened. Well, good thing, it's spill. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Thankfully it was on my phone so that all works out. Okay,
Speaker 1: James Taylor, thank you so much for coming off. Glad
Speaker 1: to be here. Thank You's up, guys, Nashville. How cute
Speaker 1: is James Taylor in person? Can I just say now?
Speaker 1: You were on with Wells Boy and we love him? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love him. I'm sorry you're not alone. I know,
Speaker 1: I knew. We've had a lot of thimbles of liquor together. Yea.
Speaker 1: So you're you're from Texas and you recently moved to Nashville. Yeah,
Speaker 1: three months ago to Nashville. I love this place, man. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you at Paget and Erin. I've nothing remember FaceTime
Speaker 1: with having ABC with Eric he FaceTime just while we
Speaker 1: were safe at all. I get I go to jail
Speaker 1: in many states, I feel like but yeah, I was
Speaker 1: like I was going to a gig. Remember you're you're
Speaker 1: in l A. Yeah, yeah, they were in l A.
Speaker 1: And I was like driving like this. It was you
Speaker 1: got some thick legs, dude, I don't think a little
Speaker 1: bearer in Texas. You should see every I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: on of these legs. Everything is bigger in Texas. It's
Speaker 1: a safe space. Heiner, Are you excited to meet James Taylor?
Speaker 1: I am. You know, when I want to address the
Speaker 1: elephant in the room, go for it, go for a
Speaker 1: sexual What is that? And I know you hear this
Speaker 1: all the time, but I've never done this to you,
Speaker 1: and I want to hear about it. The idea when
Speaker 1: you are named Jane, Yeah, what is that? All right?
Speaker 1: Anyone want to know a little bit about there? So
Speaker 1: when did you realize you were named James? Can I
Speaker 1: tell you the exact moment? Yes, But because I've been
Speaker 1: dying to hear, I'm sure Texas, Texas. No, I remember
Speaker 1: the moment that I knew something was different with my name.
Speaker 1: My dad's James Taylor. His dad's James Taylor. Your dad
Speaker 1: is James Tyler, Jim. He's awesome. But it's not that
Speaker 1: it's not who you think say, but it's it's just
Speaker 1: my dad. It's you know, he's just my dad. But
Speaker 1: you know, I'm wondering why I'm going. It was fifth grade.
Speaker 1: I was like checking out a library book and they're like,
Speaker 1: James Taylor, I've seen you enough, and I'm like, why
Speaker 1: you seeing you song to me right now? You know,
Speaker 1: like this is really weird, like and this kept happy name. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, why is everyone sing to me? Why
Speaker 1: do they say my name? Why do they be like
Speaker 1: James Taylor? And finally went home it was like, mom, dad,
Speaker 1: why does everyone sing and say weird things and smile
Speaker 1: when I tell them my name? Because you're special? Because
Speaker 1: I'm so special? Well that was that was here for
Speaker 1: the first three or four times, and then came, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a big singer that everyone knows huge. Wol have
Speaker 1: a follow up question? Uh? And then you decided to
Speaker 1: become a singer songwriter. Yes, I'm just gonna I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna take this one too. Your questions. People want to know.
Speaker 1: So then you said, I'm I very I would think
Speaker 1: you would either go completely one eighty from that, and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm not gonna be. It's a
Speaker 1: singer songwriter. Yeah, that would make sense. But then you went,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a singer songwriter. That's what I did, right,
Speaker 1: And then you thought James Taylor would be a good name.
Speaker 1: Doesn't sound very small now that you're talking about it
Speaker 1: in retrospect. I didn't think that one through on this one,
Speaker 1: and it's James Taylor, the one like would you rather
Speaker 1: be named Johnny Cash? Oh, that's a good question, that's
Speaker 1: a good one. I mean, well, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't even know. How can you ask me that I
Speaker 1: just did? How can we ask anything? Maybe I say,
Speaker 1: it's very annoying to throw your middle name in there.
Speaker 1: My name is McCoy, like my middle names McCoy. So
Speaker 1: I throw my middle name in there. I say, James
Speaker 1: McCoy's Taylor, which is long and it's word and it's
Speaker 1: breathy and I hate it. But it's like, that's my
Speaker 1: middle name. I don't need to be James Taylor, so McCoy, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, I just do it. I just throw it
Speaker 1: in there. If y'all you'll know the hat fields of McCoy's, like,
Speaker 1: that's my family, the McCoy. So think about James McCoy Taylor.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you people know that. I just
Speaker 1: want to give you a little information. You know, when
Speaker 1: mass murderers, whenever they whenever they find them, they always
Speaker 1: give you the three names they do. They do killers.
Speaker 1: But there aren't a lot of James McCoy that's true. Now, well, James,
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna bring I I know there's been recently
Speaker 1: you had you and we talked about this if this
Speaker 1: was okay to discuss. There's so so you on the seat.
Speaker 1: You were sort of like they you were the nice
Speaker 1: guy in the season and which we went. And I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you, I've hung out with James Tiller and
Speaker 1: he's the best and he's a sweet pie. And it
Speaker 1: seemed like you were having some feelings of the soul
Speaker 1: of like I maybe like maybe you've been enjoying the
Speaker 1: spoils of beyond television. You were having some feelings about it.
Speaker 1: Is that accurate there? And we're here to say And
Speaker 1: I just know that as a lady who does stand
Speaker 1: up and I tore I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: male comedians um, and I don't want to insult you,
Speaker 1: but I feel like a lot of a lot of
Speaker 1: guys I know who were are male comedians maybe didn't
Speaker 1: get the girls as much as like like the Jordan's
Speaker 1: of in high school. And so when you were on
Speaker 1: stage for the first time and you started doing well,
Speaker 1: did you all of a sudden have women hitting on you?
Speaker 1: And did you enjoy it? If women started wanting me?
Speaker 1: I was in the fifth grade, I was at the library.
Speaker 1: You know this story. Did you start getting ladies because
Speaker 1: you were on stage? And funny? Look, I went with
Speaker 1: two things when I was young. I went with humor
Speaker 1: and hygiene. Most men can't master both of them. Me
Speaker 1: is true. I mean you girls have limited choices like
Speaker 1: humor and hygiene. All right, might as well, But like
Speaker 1: you would say that, like you enjoyed. I think a
Speaker 1: lot of guys like all of someone you get successful,
Speaker 1: you start getting the ladies and and that's fun. I
Speaker 1: mean when you started doing how many women did you
Speaker 1: funk on the road. Let's get to it. By the way,
Speaker 1: there's a thing I learned about the group. I don't know.
Speaker 1: This guy started to stand up. There is this thing
Speaker 1: called the comedy condo where like every one of the
Speaker 1: guys you stay when you tour, and like at first
Speaker 1: when I would tour, I was stay in the comedy
Speaker 1: condos and all my disgusting guy friends and be like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, like three girls. I'm like, like I needed
Speaker 1: to be in a hotel from now on, Like I
Speaker 1: don't want to sleep for like every boy in the
Speaker 1: country just having sex with women. But you did any quickly?
Speaker 1: How many ladies did you have? But it was a lot,
Speaker 1: you would say, it was a lot in the beginning
Speaker 1: when I was yeah, and you want to say, oh,
Speaker 1: look I can do this, Yeah, and that's okay. We're
Speaker 1: here to say we think that's okay. And that was
Speaker 1: available today, James, what happened? What happened? Yeah, I'll just
Speaker 1: tell you about it. Is that can I do that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you about what happened. Um. I was a
Speaker 1: very normal guy. Um, I you know, I was just
Speaker 1: a normal guy. And my parents are very My parents
Speaker 1: and my family's are they're very strict. I mean they're
Speaker 1: very like black and white and this is right and
Speaker 1: this is wrong in the very moral and they well, madam,
Speaker 1: they love God and I and I did too, and
Speaker 1: I think and they think there's a certain way to
Speaker 1: live and that's how you should live. And and and
Speaker 1: I'm I'm struggling still with what I really believe and
Speaker 1: who I really want to be. And and the truth
Speaker 1: is is it's like, you know what you can. You
Speaker 1: can love God and be a good person and do this.
Speaker 1: Um at the same time, you can't just do whatever
Speaker 1: the hell you want, you know, in my in my opinion,
Speaker 1: in my because I'm talking about being if you, if
Speaker 1: you write, if you, if you really want to stand
Speaker 1: for something, you can't just do whatever the hell you want.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you right now, every single one if
Speaker 1: you I did whatever the hell I wanted, you're saying
Speaker 1: that you had the opportunity. And and I'm saying that
Speaker 1: after this show. Same. No, it's not funny. I'm genuinely asking.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you I'm after the show, not because of me,
Speaker 1: because of a show, because because of fame and because
Speaker 1: of a show, and because of this perception, people were like, Hey,
Speaker 1: he's the nice guy, he's this he was on a
Speaker 1: TV show. I want to sleep with him because it'll
Speaker 1: make me seem cooler. And I took advantage of that
Speaker 1: and it wasn't. I felt like it wasn't. They took
Speaker 1: advantage of you as well. Yeah, but this was a
Speaker 1: two way street you maybe, so you know, I'm for
Speaker 1: the problem in this scenario. Rights, It's like, that's just
Speaker 1: like part of it. I'm not saying you're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: you know, a fucking whore for forty years, but you
Speaker 1: have a window where you're like, all right, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of like rolling good guy. And then you're on a
Speaker 1: show when you're a musician, like that's just part of
Speaker 1: like rock star living. It doesn't mean you're gonna like
Speaker 1: bang eight hundred chicks. But I don't think there's a
Speaker 1: you know what, you know what I like, I'm a
Speaker 1: horror on stage. Everyone's like, no, we've never slept with anyone,
Speaker 1: but it feels like it feels like it's not comfortable
Speaker 1: for you anymore, and like you did it and now
Speaker 1: you want The problem is he's not comfortable, feel that
Speaker 1: he's unhappy in there. Up, let me wrap it up
Speaker 1: and make this funny again. I'll wrap it up. Let
Speaker 1: me wrap it up one more time. That that story
Speaker 1: is just it's gonna get your late well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Let me just tell it. Gth control. Let me yea,
Speaker 1: let me just let me just st I just know
Speaker 1: if you're not beating yourself up for because you do
Speaker 1: have a biological imperative to impregnate as many people as possible,
Speaker 1: you still have a lizard brain. It's totally fine. And
Speaker 1: all of us. All of us though, women cheat with
Speaker 1: a cave caveman looking men when they're ovulating because they
Speaker 1: want to us, not everyone, that's true. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Look, let me let me end my thing,
Speaker 1: said pet Well, somebody get her a bucket of wine
Speaker 1: for a Yeah, I did another beer. Okay, I'll say
Speaker 1: I'll say my last thing. My thing is just that.
Speaker 1: To me, it's like, you know, I mean, they're right,
Speaker 1: that's in my brain. It is. It's like it's hard Wells.
Speaker 1: Those I tell Wells all the time, like I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Hey, I tell I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know, Wells, I'm like, dude, you know, like I'm
Speaker 1: doing this and he's like he tries to, of course
Speaker 1: discourage me from doing the things I'm doing. But I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, no, he does. I've never met this man before.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm just saying it is weird, your
Speaker 1: life changes. People slide into your damns, beautiful women come
Speaker 1: at you. And then one day, for me, I went
Speaker 1: too far with it, at least for personally. I was like,
Speaker 1: I just want to be I don't think it's right
Speaker 1: to just have sex with a bunch of women. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's okay. It's been a month and
Speaker 1: a half for me, so had sex and yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: jacking off a whole I'll be honest, And yeah, I
Speaker 1: went out. I went out on Broadway last side. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I need to get the home because I want to
Speaker 1: second you. I want to put a big that's the
Speaker 1: truth you Alright, before we wrap this up, James Taylor,
Speaker 1: are you gonna not go try to put a baby in,
Speaker 1: but go try to put a ring on Raven? Is
Speaker 1: that going to happen? Yeah? Raby was just here in
Speaker 1: Nashville two days ago for the first time. Two days ago. Wait,
Speaker 1: how did it go? It was? It was wonderful, Actually
Speaker 1: it was wonderful. She was saying her New satur Road.
Speaker 1: It was pretty gay, was feeling it. And did you
Speaker 1: guys go out alone on a date? You and Ravens.
Speaker 1: Did you go out like no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: We It was actually the opposite of a date. It
Speaker 1: was very much like, let's meet at Valentine and get
Speaker 1: really wasted on a on a roof together everybody. This
Speaker 1: was my thought. This was like, She's like, I'm with
Speaker 1: my friends from my fair birthdays. Let's all go get
Speaker 1: lit on a roof that you know that's a dry
Speaker 1: So I just I just joined. It was just like
Speaker 1: me and then but then it became like serious talk later,
Speaker 1: like you know, my god, it sounds like a pre
Speaker 1: paradise kind of seeds for your Can I be your
Speaker 1: spiritual adviser in Mexico? You already are. Look at your
Speaker 1: hat right now, you're something Mexico like this outfit. I
Speaker 1: can't thank you enough. I have two things, well, Danielle
Speaker 1: James Taylor, what's up? Because you're right there, Um, I'm
Speaker 1: going I have two things I want to give you,
Speaker 1: daniel because you wanted it so badly. Crack hurt with
Speaker 1: my drink, the cat and Crack and T shirt. This
Speaker 1: is my favorite T shirt and I'm giving it to you.
Speaker 1: It's a cat, crack and T shirt. And there's another thing.
Speaker 1: There's a man there who did our artwork, who made
Speaker 1: the most amazing paintings, and he flew in from Connecticut
Speaker 1: and he just adores you. He's a talented artist. Casey Runing,
Speaker 1: you have a present for Danielle, don't you CAZy? Come
Speaker 1: on up, Come on out, Casey? Right everybody? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: come Should I be scared? No? No, come on up,
Speaker 1: Come on up, Casey. Where did you fly in from Connecticut?
Speaker 1: You're from Connecticut, right, they He's from Careful. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so this is Casey Ron and you guys, and they're
Speaker 1: gonna go funk in the bathroom. Okay, this is Danielle.
Speaker 1: This is James Taylor. This is case This is James Taylor.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, now you you made something for Danielle.
Speaker 1: You just speak into the mic. Yeah, okay, well what
Speaker 1: did you make? Sir? So I sat down to make
Speaker 1: my fantasy leak picks? Everybody does. I looked at the
Speaker 1: ABC bios on ABC dot Com. Yeah. I knew that
Speaker 1: you're a woman of substance because you were the first
Speaker 1: girl that did not say that she wanted to be
Speaker 1: the Little Mermaid. Wow, it is one of my favorite movies. Next, Yes,
Speaker 1: it's neither here nor there anyway. So I made this
Speaker 1: this uh this portrait. Oh my god, let's say it
Speaker 1: for you. We'll put it on our web page. You
Speaker 1: will put it on. God, oh my god, look at it.
Speaker 1: He's so talented. Look at that, you guys, look at
Speaker 1: that's good. That's good. Casey Ruining Landes and gentlemen, thank
Speaker 1: you so much, Casey running you guys. And he also
Speaker 1: made Nick Vile stickers. James Taylor, Danielle thank you so
Speaker 1: much for being a partner. Go oh my god, James Tyler,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. You're the best. Please wear that
Speaker 1: T shirt and hell, look at you. It's really badass.
Speaker 1: He needs to put it on. Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Yes you guys, James Taylor, Danielle Wells, Wells, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Wells. We appreciate you, guys. Right bloss for everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna call off a few more people
Speaker 1: who flew in from here. Okay, we have who came in.
Speaker 1: Everybody was so cute to I can't even it meant
Speaker 1: so much to us. Emerson Brewster from Wisconsin. Where are you? Okay? Great? Okay,
Speaker 1: we have uh Katie B. Flew in from Orlando. Where
Speaker 1: are you, Katie? Hi? Hi girl, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for coming in. Oh my god. All right, let's say
Speaker 1: Jill Hammonds from Indianapolis. Hi. Okay, there we go, Here
Speaker 1: we go, coming up. You guys were so excited to
Speaker 1: close out the show with I think the greatest couple
Speaker 1: that's ever come out. I mean, Jade and Tanner is here. Everybody,
Speaker 1: she's having a little girl. I just want to say, honestly,
Speaker 1: this couple I true, we feel like and Jaden Tanner
Speaker 1: is a great couple. I enjoyed watching them fall in love.
Speaker 1: To me, this is why I love the show. I
Speaker 1: do not cynically watch The Bachelor. I watch it because
Speaker 1: of this. I'm watching these two fall in love. And
Speaker 1: we always loved you, Carly, and we were so happy
Speaker 1: for you as Carly. We loved you on your first
Speaker 1: season of Paradise and and to legitimately watch this happen
Speaker 1: to watch these two people fall in love on the show.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Carly Waddell and Evan Batts me there,
Speaker 1: pore jack up the mess the This is the official
Speaker 1: song of falling love on the Bachelor. What's your love
Speaker 1: for one? Who gives me Carrie Gold where the people
Speaker 1: have opened up with Lee Nash who is sixpence in
Speaker 1: the Richard And I invited you to it and you
Speaker 1: turned it down. You could have seen that song in person.
Speaker 1: I know I blew it. I make such bad decisions
Speaker 1: in my life. You need to know that about me.
Speaker 1: Well clearly, you guys, Hi, it's so nice to be
Speaker 1: You're the only Come on, Evan and Carly, you guys,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for doing this show of it truly,
Speaker 1: I mean do would you all agree that watching them
Speaker 1: fall in love was just like like legit, it was
Speaker 1: painful and then but it was just like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is happening and it's like and then it was
Speaker 1: my thought process. First of all, Evan, are you still
Speaker 1: ad dick doctor and Rectile Dysfunction XT for specialists like
Speaker 1: we can't real did you? Oh my god, that's the
Speaker 1: best welcome. Can I see your ring? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's so beautiful to parachape you guys
Speaker 1: um and you love it. Yes, Neil Lane, you met
Speaker 1: Neil Lane, and by Neil Lane, it's like they like
Speaker 1: wheel out like the wax pire. Neil Lane granted he
Speaker 1: gave you a diamond to its great. Okay, So, um,
Speaker 1: do I have as a dick doctor? Do you have products?
Speaker 1: Any product? Yeah, let's got on the street. Did you
Speaker 1: did you have your eye the whole time? Did you
Speaker 1: go for Carly? We're like, I, well, what's funny? Is
Speaker 1: I actually other than Amanda? Yes? I mean right Amanda,
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Amanda, Oh sorry she's not here. My bad.
Speaker 1: She canceled, like, hey, so Amanda was like the obvious plagues.
Speaker 1: I'm a dad, she's a mom, and like we we
Speaker 1: went in. I went into Paradise like nos, absolutely true
Speaker 1: and so like I had seen Carly at Rebar. Anybody
Speaker 1: know when I'm talking like that? Yes, that's right. Um,
Speaker 1: like a few weeks before Paradise and I was like
Speaker 1: maybe I should go introduce myself. And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: we'll let We'll let Paradise take it for the show.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to talk to that girl. I was like,
Speaker 1: she's a smoke show. Were you wells? Were you there? Will?
Speaker 1: Like did you talk to Evan? Were you? Were you
Speaker 1: watching it? And like what then is this hot? Like
Speaker 1: did you talk to it? Was it clear that they
Speaker 1: were falling in love as an outsider. Well, I came
Speaker 1: in super late to the situation, but I was when
Speaker 1: I when he and I were on the bacherette, like
Speaker 1: he was an emotional roller coaster, so like I was
Speaker 1: this therapist. Don't remember that he doesn't really want out,
Speaker 1: and I loved him. He was the most courageous guy.
Speaker 1: But then when I got to Paradise, I was an
Speaker 1: emotional wreck. He became my therapist. You got captured by Ashley.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened, but like Carly like turned
Speaker 1: him into like swab zen Evan, where like he had
Speaker 1: like really like like really poignant things he was saying.
Speaker 1: I would be like what should I do? And he'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh yeah, And then I was like all right,
Speaker 1: Like he's in a really good place. I was excited.
Speaker 1: You guys live near each other, right, don't you like
Speaker 1: like you? But but I mean before, but before you
Speaker 1: were like ten minutes away. It's so weird. How did
Speaker 1: you both get on the show in the first place?
Speaker 1: Did who did somebody sign you up? Did somebody know?
Speaker 1: I was walking by the cat the set and they
Speaker 1: were like, hey, you can you just come on? We
Speaker 1: need someone. I was like okay, sure, okay, you look
Speaker 1: like a dick duck. Don't then doctor or that? Um?
Speaker 1: Did you did? My brother was on the show okay
Speaker 1: on he was on Deserree season. He was the guy
Speaker 1: that walked out the lemon said will you accept these
Speaker 1: absy shirt? Did he come up with that line? He's
Speaker 1: a Genius's amazing? Did he come up with that line?
Speaker 1: He did because he wanted to sing, and he was like,
Speaker 1: what if I do this? And they were like yoh,
Speaker 1: my god, and then they wouldn't want him wear a
Speaker 1: shirt the whole night. But somehow or another he made
Speaker 1: it to hometown dates and they met me and they
Speaker 1: were like, oh, are you single? And I was, And
Speaker 1: then they asked me to go one Pablo season. I
Speaker 1: was like no, yes, yes, they asked me to go
Speaker 1: on Crystal season. And I should have said no, but
Speaker 1: I did. I didn't. I didn't want. I didn't start
Speaker 1: till I didn't see Crystal season. I didn't start till Caitlin.
Speaker 1: I didn't start till Caitlin. Well, we love her. I
Speaker 1: loved her. I loved her. That's why I was like,
Speaker 1: this is the greatest show ever. There was the best.
Speaker 1: How much do we Love Caitlyn season. I asked Danielle this,
Speaker 1: as a lady, I have a hard time pack, Like,
Speaker 1: how do you pack to go to the mansion? You
Speaker 1: get two suitcases? Right, Like, how do you pack to
Speaker 1: go to Mexico? In the into the mansion? How do
Speaker 1: you passed? And I don't know. I was on cruise
Speaker 1: ships for I sang on cruise ships for forever, so
Speaker 1: I was used to that life. So to me, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, two suitcases, I know that life, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: so you just did it? Yeah, those girls, did you
Speaker 1: bring one of those light up makeup trunks? No, I
Speaker 1: haven't makeup bag this yeah, yeah that was Actually I
Speaker 1: had the big had the like triple decker bus makeup kit.
Speaker 1: It takes us four together. Map inside the suitcase. It
Speaker 1: looks like a magician's case. Do you travel inside the suitcase? Actually? Oh? Yeah? Actually?
Speaker 1: And the twins, the twins, yeah, those are like a
Speaker 1: lamp and it seemed like the hospital visits. So if
Speaker 1: you guys remember when they were in Paradise, Evan Mayory
Speaker 1: not got an know this and went went to the hospital.
Speaker 1: But then they fell in love, and then you guys
Speaker 1: fell in love. When I saw him change into like
Speaker 1: the hospital robe, and I was like, I just saw
Speaker 1: what's happening down there. I heard I heard that not
Speaker 1: about you, but I don't know, but I've heard that
Speaker 1: you're gwelling down in the past here. I heard it
Speaker 1: discussed that. We discussed that on the podcast. We heard it.
Speaker 1: We heard it, and not only that, we heard you
Speaker 1: were a bobcat in the z We heard you were
Speaker 1: packing he and he knew what to do with and
Speaker 1: we were all like, that's awesome. He also told me
Speaker 1: that okay, and he was, so you heard you were
Speaker 1: on the fence. Then he say, do you think that
Speaker 1: because it felt like the producers had your back, Like
Speaker 1: do you think the producers knew like this is their destiny,
Speaker 1: they're supposed to be together. No, you all did producers
Speaker 1: and editors way too much credit, Like this was all us.
Speaker 1: I love that we did it. I feel like paradise,
Speaker 1: Like I was so proud of myself for being completely
Speaker 1: original and doing all of the crazy things because let's
Speaker 1: face it, like you go on reality TV, there's literally
Speaker 1: no repercussions. Like anything you do, the only thing bad
Speaker 1: that can happen is people hate on you. I'm not
Speaker 1: hating on Twitter? Are you kidding? Back in the day,
Speaker 1: It's okay, I've never hated on you. That's a huge
Speaker 1: risk age. It's the beautiful thing to go on TV
Speaker 1: and be like, I can do whatever the funk I
Speaker 1: want and go after all these people like, just do whatever.
Speaker 1: See how it works. I don't think I didn't ever
Speaker 1: hate on you. I don't roll like a hater. I
Speaker 1: don't want you to feel like we talked about it
Speaker 1: over here was I say I did? If I ever
Speaker 1: said anything, I'm sorry because I'm such a fan, I didn't. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. Well here's from a hater play. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: know it's so, it's so weird. I know we fall
Speaker 1: I hate it on everyone. I'm the queen hater, but
Speaker 1: I will see. I'm curious if you guys noticed watching
Speaker 1: you've you've now watched yourselves fall in love later, did
Speaker 1: you feel too, because to me it felt so genuine
Speaker 1: and even to the point where you sort of manipulated
Speaker 1: the truth just to be closer to her and win
Speaker 1: her over. And it's beautiful because it's human and it
Speaker 1: didn't feel you know what I mean? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? The one what I mean it felt very
Speaker 1: genuine and and sometimes was it the It doesn't what
Speaker 1: happened with the hospital, But I mean, did you really
Speaker 1: get sick? There was a little wink in a foot
Speaker 1: scene with the camera. I don't know. It wasn't quite
Speaker 1: an emergency there you go, all right, but listen, I mean,
Speaker 1: it wasn't my choice to go on that ambulance. Okay,
Speaker 1: and certainly, I mean you guys probably remember this, but
Speaker 1: like the way the injection was done in my arm,
Speaker 1: I was just let me give myself an ivy. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I wish you'd pull that car. Did you like blood
Speaker 1: sporting every ground? Like I can do this better? I
Speaker 1: swear your doctor. And also you were like every everyone
Speaker 1: was sick too. It wasn't just shoot like there's a
Speaker 1: bunch of people that weren't feeling well. Pat has been
Speaker 1: to that resort. She went afterwards because she loves Paradise
Speaker 1: so much. She's been. She's friend went their owner anniversary.
Speaker 1: We went to apply you Sulita. We hung out with
Speaker 1: Horrey Gosh. I love's lovely. He's amazing man. Yeah, he said,
Speaker 1: oh wait, you have to cut this out of the show.
Speaker 1: This is only for people. Katie when you addit this out? Okay, okay?
Speaker 1: He said. I was like, so did did Chris Harrison
Speaker 1: stay here? And he's like, oh no, he's over there.
Speaker 1: Like it didn't model suit way he'd drive in. He said, Leaf,
Speaker 1: why do we need to edit that out? It was amazing.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Does not listen to this. I can tell
Speaker 1: you that. Um I didn't know. It felt like the
Speaker 1: real turnaround was that sweat lodge that when you guys
Speaker 1: went and you paint. I mean, how romantic was that
Speaker 1: watching that? Watching two people fall in love? Romantic? But
Speaker 1: really funny? It wasn't that eye contact of watching you
Speaker 1: guys calm down and almost like like it was almost
Speaker 1: like you like fell into each other, Like does the
Speaker 1: eye lock? They were about to pass out physically? Would
Speaker 1: you say that's a moment that you really clicked in?
Speaker 1: Was that? Like? Was that like the weird ship? Like
Speaker 1: we always get the weird days? Nothing normal for these weirdos.
Speaker 1: I know they did they kept giving the pepper. They did,
Speaker 1: but why not? I should have gone to the hospital
Speaker 1: after that. Do that looks so dangerous? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: I was throwing up for like hours, not because of
Speaker 1: the kiss, because of the Pepper. Oh my god. But
Speaker 1: really I was remember look at the time, and would
Speaker 1: you guys go back there to like celebrate an anniversary.
Speaker 1: Would you go back to Mexica? Absolutely not. My hair
Speaker 1: looks really bad down there because you were so cute.
Speaker 1: You always a cute hair, You always a cute braids,
Speaker 1: and you always were on point. That's the only way
Speaker 1: to keep the braids are the only way to keep
Speaker 1: you girls to wear a robbery of a normal sized tour.
Speaker 1: So I do like you could also wear a hat.
Speaker 1: You wear a hat with the pompopum and like overall,
Speaker 1: but if it feels like again witnessing this that you guys,
Speaker 1: I like that you just came back and like, what
Speaker 1: is it like now just living your normal life in Nashville?
Speaker 1: Like is that like you guys? Really you fall in love,
Speaker 1: you have kids, you've integrated, you guys have dogs together. Like,
Speaker 1: is that what that must be? They just live in
Speaker 1: your life like normal people to people stop you every day?
Speaker 1: They stop him a lot more than me. Interesting. I
Speaker 1: think I also colored my hair a little bit darker
Speaker 1: and very creative being secretive out here. Yeah, did they
Speaker 1: stop him and get a get I don't mind I
Speaker 1: think everyone should know. And I'm hoping, and I know
Speaker 1: you can't answer this, but I'm hoping that you guys
Speaker 1: get married on the first episode of Paradise. No, no way,
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Yeah, of course I'm kidding. I
Speaker 1: would never wish that. That's so stupid. Want you guys
Speaker 1: who get married in the sweat but never worst did
Speaker 1: it just right? They got the ultimate Yeah bride really like,
Speaker 1: it's not They're not. No, Seriously, I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be corny. You don't want to have a televised wedding.
Speaker 1: You don't want to go back to apply, you say, Alida,
Speaker 1: because let's face it, they do have some plumbing issues.
Speaker 1: You're just happy to be together and you did it,
Speaker 1: and that's great. Wells, will you be in the wedding?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna you gotta ask him that you're gonna
Speaker 1: have Wells in the wedding? Well, I haven't. That's a
Speaker 1: personal thing between Yes, of course he's going to be
Speaker 1: in the wedding. It was undoubtedly. I've been in a
Speaker 1: couple of weddings before. This is the first time that
Speaker 1: I was invited to be in a wedding from the news,
Speaker 1: which I thought was really cool. You put out sorry
Speaker 1: a tan smoke, saynal Scott, it said, well tweeted out
Speaker 1: this link to this story, and it was like, and
Speaker 1: well has been wedding. I was like, yes, yes, nailed it.
Speaker 1: I have a question. Um, so, I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's as much of a question as a comment, but
Speaker 1: you are a successful couple. How many successful couples are
Speaker 1: there right now? It's a good question. Five out of
Speaker 1: thirty two cycles? That's not bad. You knew that answer.
Speaker 1: What you mean? What I meant? My successful Mary? Or
Speaker 1: we can Caitlin and jan and Tanner, Desiree, Ben and Lauren,
Speaker 1: U hates him, Chad and uh meat. So this is
Speaker 1: the point I want to say about that, is that
Speaker 1: you can go, oh, five out of thirty two, that's
Speaker 1: very good. That's good. But this is my point of
Speaker 1: any couples that ever actually happened, none of them have
Speaker 1: broken up. I don't don't know what you're talking. Good night,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming sexual Um is there
Speaker 1: anything that you guys want to say? Is or anything
Speaker 1: to you guys like that? You feel like you have missed?
Speaker 1: Oh there's a lady, Okay, yes, Hi, what's your name, Hi, Alexandria,
Speaker 1: Where are you from Nashville? And what is your question?
Speaker 1: Was Chad really that bad on the show? The Chad
Speaker 1: question is always loaded. Um, I yes, yes, he was
Speaker 1: that bad, and um, you know, he's probably also the
Speaker 1: reason that I made it as far as I did. Like,
Speaker 1: let's face, I was going home night one. I mean,
Speaker 1: I was going to go home now, but then like
Speaker 1: you know, our thing and um and and then Chad
Speaker 1: sort of you know, we we had our deal and
Speaker 1: he brought us along, so I feel like buddies now.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I was terrible, not even everybody tries to
Speaker 1: make it like we're like these arch Nemesis is and
Speaker 1: you are. That's good whatever. Everyone needs an enemy. I
Speaker 1: did hate that guy. I kidding. We could not be
Speaker 1: happier for you. We were so like, so excited when
Speaker 1: you're just sparkly personally, how sparkly she is. She sparkly.
Speaker 1: You just sparkle. You just sparkle too. But I like you,
Speaker 1: Frat Chip. I'm hammmim Frat CHIP''M Yeah, I like you.
Speaker 1: I like you. I mean, she's like this in real life.
Speaker 1: This is not this is art and it's the best well,
Speaker 1: esterday last night, He's like, do you ever get time?
Speaker 1: Like I take so many naps in it, Like it's
Speaker 1: like this is me for two hours and when I'm out,
Speaker 1: you know that. Yeah, she's basically the butterfly, the hummingbird.
Speaker 1: She basically asked, literally, cocoon, um. I just want to
Speaker 1: say we're we're basically we're out of time. And I
Speaker 1: hope was this was this as fun as you wanted
Speaker 1: it to be? I truly can't tell you. Honestly, this
Speaker 1: podcast is my favorite thing that I do. Like it
Speaker 1: brings me more joy than anything. You guys tweeting to us,
Speaker 1: and and you really the best fan, Like it's so
Speaker 1: fun for me, and it's such you guys are such
Speaker 1: a joy. The response from this has been so great.
Speaker 1: We're actually gonna do and our next we're gonna do
Speaker 1: another live show in Chicago, um Wednesday, June fourteenth, that
Speaker 1: Danny's rosemant. We're gonna do the first time ever. We're
Speaker 1: gonna have you guys nominate a fan to come break
Speaker 1: down an episode with us on stage. So if you're
Speaker 1: a fan and you live in Chicago or you want
Speaker 1: to come to Chicago, somebody who comes to the show
Speaker 1: that night gets to break down an episode with us
Speaker 1: on stage because Rachel's season will be happening, So that'll
Speaker 1: be June fourteenth, that Danny's rose Mont. Thank you Zany's
Speaker 1: Nashville for hosting us, Zanys. Thank you to the people.
Speaker 1: We had so many people emailing. They got Katie here
Speaker 1: with Miles. We had so many people Katie here with Miles,
Speaker 1: Um just everybody who's come we really appreciate. Well. Thank
Speaker 1: you for facilitating offering up your sisters to hump and
Speaker 1: then hiding them away. Evan and Carly. I'm so happy
Speaker 1: for you guys. I wish you guys nothing but health
Speaker 1: and happiness and joy. Miss Danielle wear that shirt in
Speaker 1: Paradise when you want to steal the deal and we
Speaker 1: have a special treat. I hope you guys will all
Speaker 1: sing along, but James Taylor has agreed to sing along
Speaker 1: with our theme song and before we end and after
Speaker 1: the show. It meant so much for you guys to
Speaker 1: be here. We will have our my may I touch
Speaker 1: you so many lawsuits. Steve will have his t shirts.
Speaker 1: We'll be selling them, but we don't have to. We're
Speaker 1: happy to take pictures. Will sign them or not even
Speaker 1: you don't die. We don't give a ship just come
Speaker 1: say hi. Um, but we really really appreciate you guys
Speaker 1: coming give yourselves a round of applause. Do you guys
Speaker 1: have any final things to say? J just thank you
Speaker 1: so much because when we do the podcast, you never
Speaker 1: know if anyone's even listening, and to have all of
Speaker 1: you in front of us is fucking amazing. You m
Speaker 1: James Tyler, will you take us out? I'll do please,
Speaker 1: I'll do moaning in the background, everybody seeing it, and
Speaker 1: we're going to close out the show blasted. Here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, to get an I just gotta wonder push yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you, good ye, thank you so much. Well. I
Speaker 1: hope you guys enjoyed that magical ship show. And here's
Speaker 1: how you can apply to be our co host for
Speaker 1: our first ever live podcast with one of the fans.
Speaker 1: So submit to us a video of why you want
Speaker 1: to be the fan that gets to break it down
Speaker 1: with us, put it on our Facebook page and we
Speaker 1: will be We won't announce it until the night of
Speaker 1: the show, so you have to be there, but we
Speaker 1: are going to watch all the videos and pick out
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