Speaker 1: Good morning, my bunnies. Hello, it's Ardin. I know I
Speaker 1: should be you should be hearing a podcast right now,
Speaker 1: and you will be, but it's not going to be today,
Speaker 1: so I'm just putting this up. It's five fifty five
Speaker 1: in the morning. Don't be jealous. Don't talk to me
Speaker 1: unless I've gotten my fifteen minutes of sleep. I think
Speaker 1: I got two hours. Anyway, I'm on a dream job,
Speaker 1: which I can't wait to tell you guys about. But
Speaker 1: I've been on this dream job for a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks and I've been filming every day. And the reason
Speaker 1: I'm up so early is because i'm filming today. So
Speaker 1: I'm going to record the podcast on Saturday in my
Speaker 1: hotel and so it should be up either later Saturday
Speaker 1: or Sunday. So I'm sorry for the delay, and that
Speaker 1: will be true next week as well, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's anyway. I'm having a really good time,
Speaker 1: not that you know, I mean this is about the Bachelor,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm having a really good time. I'm staying
Speaker 1: in an insane hotel that I guess the mascot for
Speaker 1: the The University of South Carolina is in Columbia and
Speaker 1: like it's this hotel that we're all at, and like
Speaker 1: everything in the hotel room is like filled with like okay,
Speaker 1: so their mascot is the fighting cock, and every it's
Speaker 1: like not a small hotel. Every room has like they've
Speaker 1: commissioned like cock art. There's a lot of like there's
Speaker 1: like a cock headboard and a cocklight and there's like
Speaker 1: I'll text I'll text Anna a picture of the There's
Speaker 1: like there's like a painting of like an older gentleman
Speaker 1: in like a trucker hat with a T shirt and suspenders.
Speaker 1: That's basically like number one cock fan. So I just
Speaker 1: like the idea that a whole shits on a cock
Speaker 1: art was commissioned for this hotel. Anyway, last to discuss,
Speaker 1: I've only seen like the first twenty minutes of Jones season.
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, they got me again. And
Speaker 1: I know these guys are I know. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: they screwed over sweet Jen. All this stuff out there
Speaker 1: that's about Devin is horrible, like horrible, this stuff. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you've all seen it. But allegedly his ex I
Speaker 1: mean no, his ex, I mean it's public record. I
Speaker 1: think his ex tried to take out a restraining order
Speaker 1: against him. I mean, I don't know how he slipped
Speaker 1: past producers, which is horrible. But watching Jones season, they
Speaker 1: did it again, like I you know, we see where
Speaker 1: the budget that Jen didn't get when, which is like
Speaker 1: they're doing the Goldies, the goldie Oldie is right, they're
Speaker 1: doing them right, I mean when like I never thought
Speaker 1: I'd be so moved by a full Collins song, but
Speaker 1: they start playing take Me Home, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: like literally tearing up in the cock Hotel. I'm like
Speaker 1: tearing up looking at cock Cart like you know, it
Speaker 1: just really touched me to take me her story and
Speaker 1: then to take me home, like you know, and the
Speaker 1: men I haven't seen them all I'm up to, Like
Speaker 1: I didn't even factor like pink pants, like a pink
Speaker 1: pant drunk uncle. Like being from New England and particularly
Speaker 1: from like a seaside New England town, we got a
Speaker 1: lot of like drunky pink pants. To have drunky pink
Speaker 1: pants come out and like belt my way at her
Speaker 1: and then be like give me a drink like here
Speaker 1: for it here, Like oh right, it's like everyone's drunk uncle.
Speaker 1: I feel like there was an early contender, which I
Speaker 1: have written down, like I watched some of it yesterday
Speaker 1: that like wasn't on any of our lists. That was like,
Speaker 1: actually quite I felt like they had a spark. There
Speaker 1: was like one kind of early on that was like, oh,
Speaker 1: who's this obviously enjoyed chalk, not gonna love the guy
Speaker 1: for from Atlanta. They ate like dancing out of the
Speaker 1: obsessed with the guy from Atlanta. You know, the French
Speaker 1: guy does not disappoint full cartoon Frenchman first out of
Speaker 1: the limo, first out, that's a hot take in the
Speaker 1: or like in the lineup, that's a hot take, I think.
Speaker 1: And then and then we have the guy. We have
Speaker 1: Kim in uniform, so I'm only up through drunky pink pants.
Speaker 1: Did tear up dry full Collins didn't know that I
Speaker 1: had that in me. Look your girl, your girl, your
Speaker 1: girl's participating, which is not like me, but I'm like
Speaker 1: such a fan of this show and I'm just like, girl,
Speaker 1: don't be freaking boo Radley, like, don't be a weirdo.
Speaker 1: Go for the hang like, go hang with people. So
Speaker 1: I've been doing it. I went out for tacos last night.
Speaker 1: I might be going out tonight with like I'm just
Speaker 1: saying yes, and so people are like away. I've had
Speaker 1: a few people ask about the podcast, like people that
Speaker 1: I'm like huge fans of, like tell me about your pod,
Speaker 1: Like I guess they saw the Instagram, you know, and
Speaker 1: uh yeah, and like, you know, I never know how
Speaker 1: people are gonna respond. I'm like, it's about the Bachelor franchise,
Speaker 1: like I don't know. But then they were like really
Speaker 1: they were in. They understood the format of also like
Speaker 1: the framework of you talk about the Bachelor episodes, but
Speaker 1: then you also get to know people and listen. So
Speaker 1: it's coming. It'll be out on Saturday or Sunday. Same
Speaker 1: will be true for next week. And guys, please come
Speaker 1: to New York so that we can book other venues
Speaker 1: like the one. You know, send your send your friends,
Speaker 1: send your relative, bring your man's, bring your men's. I
Speaker 1: will we will pick one from the audience. Bring your men's,
Speaker 1: bring your friends. Uh October fifth, seven or seven thirty
Speaker 1: at the Bell House. Jerry Trainor's flying in, uh me
Speaker 1: and doctor Banana Jack Keith is coming in. We have
Speaker 1: ourselves a seth Herzog. We have ourselves a Jordan Carlos
Speaker 1: is coming. Yeah, just delighted, just absolutely delighted. And and
Speaker 1: please come, my brother will be there. Jessica from Greece,
Speaker 1: my friend from Greece is coming, you know. And I
Speaker 1: want to meet you guys. I want to meet you guys.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I want to meet you guys,
Speaker 1: So please come and the podcast will be up later
Speaker 1: and we want to meet you. Okay, Bye,