WEBVTT - Greetings from South Carolina

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, my bunnies. Hello, it's Ardin. I know I

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<v Speaker 1>should be you should be hearing a podcast right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and you will be, but it's not going to be today,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm just putting this up. It's five fifty five

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Don't be jealous. Don't talk to me

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<v Speaker 1>unless I've gotten my fifteen minutes of sleep. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I got two hours. Anyway, I'm on a dream job,

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<v Speaker 1>which I can't wait to tell you guys about. But

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<v Speaker 1>I've been on this dream job for a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>weeks and I've been filming every day. And the reason

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<v Speaker 1>I'm up so early is because i'm filming today. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to record the podcast on Saturday in my

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<v Speaker 1>hotel and so it should be up either later Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>or Sunday. So I'm sorry for the delay, and that

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<v Speaker 1>will be true next week as well, and I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, it's anyway. I'm having a really good time,

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<v Speaker 1>not that you know, I mean this is about the Bachelor,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, I'm having a really good time. I'm staying

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<v Speaker 1>in an insane hotel that I guess the mascot for

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<v Speaker 1>the The University of South Carolina is in Columbia and

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<v Speaker 1>like it's this hotel that we're all at, and like

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<v Speaker 1>everything in the hotel room is like filled with like okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so their mascot is the fighting cock, and every it's

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<v Speaker 1>like not a small hotel. Every room has like they've

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<v Speaker 1>commissioned like cock art. There's a lot of like there's

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<v Speaker 1>like a cock headboard and a cocklight and there's like

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<v Speaker 1>I'll text I'll text Anna a picture of the There's

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<v Speaker 1>like there's like a painting of like an older gentleman

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<v Speaker 1>in like a trucker hat with a T shirt and suspenders.

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<v Speaker 1>That's basically like number one cock fan. So I just

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<v Speaker 1>like the idea that a whole shits on a cock

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<v Speaker 1>art was commissioned for this hotel. Anyway, last to discuss,

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<v Speaker 1>I've only seen like the first twenty minutes of Jones season.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate to say it, they got me again. And

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<v Speaker 1>I know these guys are I know. I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 1>they screwed over sweet Jen. All this stuff out there

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<v Speaker 1>that's about Devin is horrible, like horrible, this stuff. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure you've all seen it. But allegedly his ex I

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<v Speaker 1>mean no, his ex, I mean it's public record. I

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<v Speaker 1>think his ex tried to take out a restraining order

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<v Speaker 1>against him. I mean, I don't know how he slipped

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<v Speaker 1>past producers, which is horrible. But watching Jones season, they

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<v Speaker 1>did it again, like I you know, we see where

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<v Speaker 1>the budget that Jen didn't get when, which is like

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing the Goldies, the goldie Oldie is right, they're

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<v Speaker 1>doing them right, I mean when like I never thought

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be so moved by a full Collins song, but

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<v Speaker 1>they start playing take Me Home, and I'm like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like literally tearing up in the cock Hotel. I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>tearing up looking at cock Cart like you know, it

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<v Speaker 1>just really touched me to take me her story and

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<v Speaker 1>then to take me home, like you know, and the

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<v Speaker 1>men I haven't seen them all I'm up to, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even factor like pink pants, like a pink

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<v Speaker 1>pant drunk uncle. Like being from New England and particularly

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<v Speaker 1>from like a seaside New England town, we got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of like drunky pink pants. To have drunky pink

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<v Speaker 1>pants come out and like belt my way at her

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<v Speaker 1>and then be like give me a drink like here

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<v Speaker 1>for it here, Like oh right, it's like everyone's drunk uncle.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like there was an early contender, which I

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<v Speaker 1>have written down, like I watched some of it yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>that like wasn't on any of our lists. That was like,

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<v Speaker 1>actually quite I felt like they had a spark. There

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<v Speaker 1>was like one kind of early on that was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>who's this obviously enjoyed chalk, not gonna love the guy

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<v Speaker 1>for from Atlanta. They ate like dancing out of the

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<v Speaker 1>obsessed with the guy from Atlanta. You know, the French

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<v Speaker 1>guy does not disappoint full cartoon Frenchman first out of

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<v Speaker 1>the limo, first out, that's a hot take in the

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<v Speaker 1>or like in the lineup, that's a hot take, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>And then and then we have the guy. We have

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<v Speaker 1>Kim in uniform, so I'm only up through drunky pink pants.

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<v Speaker 1>Did tear up dry full Collins didn't know that I

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<v Speaker 1>had that in me. Look your girl, your girl, your

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<v Speaker 1>girl's participating, which is not like me, but I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>such a fan of this show and I'm just like, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>don't be freaking boo Radley, like, don't be a weirdo.

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<v Speaker 1>Go for the hang like, go hang with people. So

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<v Speaker 1>I've been doing it. I went out for tacos last night.

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<v Speaker 1>I might be going out tonight with like I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>saying yes, and so people are like away. I've had

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<v Speaker 1>a few people ask about the podcast, like people that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like huge fans of, like tell me about your pod,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I guess they saw the Instagram, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, and like, you know, I never know how

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<v Speaker 1>people are gonna respond. I'm like, it's about the Bachelor franchise,

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know. But then they were like really

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<v Speaker 1>they were in. They understood the format of also like

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<v Speaker 1>the framework of you talk about the Bachelor episodes, but

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<v Speaker 1>then you also get to know people and listen. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's coming. It'll be out on Saturday or Sunday. Same

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<v Speaker 1>will be true for next week. And guys, please come

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<v Speaker 1>to New York so that we can book other venues

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<v Speaker 1>like the one. You know, send your send your friends,

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<v Speaker 1>send your relative, bring your man's, bring your men's. I

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<v Speaker 1>will we will pick one from the audience. Bring your men's,

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<v Speaker 1>bring your friends. Uh October fifth, seven or seven thirty

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<v Speaker 1>at the Bell House. Jerry Trainor's flying in, uh me

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<v Speaker 1>and doctor Banana Jack Keith is coming in. We have

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<v Speaker 1>ourselves a seth Herzog. We have ourselves a Jordan Carlos

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<v Speaker 1>is coming. Yeah, just delighted, just absolutely delighted. And and

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<v Speaker 1>please come, my brother will be there. Jessica from Greece,

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<v Speaker 1>my friend from Greece is coming, you know. And I

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<v Speaker 1>want to meet you guys. I want to meet you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying. I want to meet you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>So please come and the podcast will be up later

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<v Speaker 1>and we want to meet you. Okay, Bye,