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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, yeah, hey, this is Donk calling from Dog Lounge.

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Speaker 2: I was looking for Craig.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, what's up? This is Donk? Hello Okay, oh yeah, sorry, dude.

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Speaker 2: I'm calling to inform you that your pop who's staying

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Speaker 2: with us. I know you were scheduled to pick him

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Speaker 2: up tomorrow, but like he's not going to be available

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Speaker 2: for pick up for three weeks.

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Speaker 3: I need to pick him up tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I know you are scheduled to pick him

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Speaker 2: up tomorrow, and Donk apologizes, but it's going to be

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Speaker 2: three weeks dude until you can pick up your pop.

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Speaker 1: And Donk could like feel.

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Speaker 3: Bad about that book, did you say, Donk?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that's well. My name is Paul Donkler, but

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Speaker 2: like everybody just calls me dog.

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Speaker 4: So okay, So Donk, why is my dog not able

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Speaker 4: to be picked up tomorrow?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: So dude, I'll explain it, and I'm sure you understand

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Speaker 2: because you're also a dude, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: But like, so I was at the gym the other

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Speaker 1: do you work out? Uh?

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Speaker 3: Not really?

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Speaker 1: Okay, dude, Well, I do, you know, like I work out.

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Speaker 2: Hellsu I was at the gym the other day, dude,

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Speaker 2: and like I was doing some legs and stuff like that,

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Speaker 2: and I work out.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm I'm actually asking about my dog though,

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Speaker 4: because okay.

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Speaker 1: So long story.

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Speaker 2: Sure, dude, there was this hot check working out next

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Speaker 2: to me.

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Speaker 3: You know. No, I'm asking about my dog.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: So I struck up a convo with her, and like

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Speaker 2: we were talking, and then I set up a day.

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Speaker 3: For talking about my dog. What's going on with my dog?

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Speaker 1: So I borrowed your dog to go on a date. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She likes dog dudes, and I'm a dog dude, you know.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, dude, I want to smash.

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Speaker 3: And you work at a boarding facility.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like I don't have a dog, Like, you know,

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Speaker 2: dogs are cool, you know, but like I don't have one.

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Speaker 2: And so she wanted to go to the dog park

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Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, I got a dog, and

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Speaker 2: then like I went to work and.

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Speaker 4: Okay, he took my dog to the dog park to

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Speaker 4: get with a girl.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Like she's totally into it.

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Speaker 2: But like we were messing around and stuff, and then

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Speaker 2: she said it's going to be three weeks until I can,

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Speaker 2: you know, like totally seal the deal. So I need

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Speaker 2: to like pretend to have your dog for three weeks. Dude,

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Speaker 2: I know you understand.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's completely that's completely unacceptable that you have my

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Speaker 3: dog and you take my dog to a dog park.

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Speaker 2: Well, like don't want you to think about it a

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Speaker 2: little bit, like it's kind of like a high compliment

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Speaker 2: to you and your pup, you know, because like I

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Speaker 2: looked at all the other dogs, dude, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: they're not gonna be able.

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Speaker 4: To get a dog, And who the fuck is taking

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Speaker 4: my dog to a dog dog did?

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Speaker 3: Dude? Okay, you are donk Are you speaking a third person?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's just between you and me. Yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: nobody else exactly. Yeah. So I don't know why you

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Speaker 1: think there's a third person.

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Speaker 3: Why why are we doing this? I'm picking my dog

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Speaker 3: up tomorrow. There's no DONK involved.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but if you pick your dog up tomorrow, dude,

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Speaker 2: like I'm not going to be able to, you know.

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Speaker 1: Like hook up with this check She's going to know that.

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Speaker 4: I Oh sorry, okay, listen, I don't care if you're

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Speaker 4: wanting to use my dog or you need my dog for.

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Speaker 3: Your own personal purposes, this is stupid. I need to

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Speaker 3: talk to your manager.

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Speaker 1: I could tell that you're upset.

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Speaker 3: I think, oh yeah, no, definitely upset. You've got me there.

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Speaker 3: It is good. Good on you, mate, but absolutely not.

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Speaker 4: I need to talk to I texted you pick of

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Speaker 4: the check.

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Speaker 3: No, that would not help it. That would make it worse.

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Speaker 1: Then you can see like your all hatches, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Uh? No, you little kid.

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Speaker 2: I need to talk to your manager, right, yes, okay,

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Speaker 2: well then I'll just let you know it's a prank

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Speaker 2: phone call and your girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Set you up.

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Speaker 2: What this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing

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Speaker 2: a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set you

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Speaker 2: up out of town and you're coming back to pick

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Speaker 2: up your dog tomorrow and she wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 4: Jesus, I mean truly couldn't believe this when he was

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Speaker 4: trying to take my dog again.

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Speaker 1: Living wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks