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Speaker 1: Jewbles, dirty little secret. Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: I do sweet and it is dirty. Okay, okay, let's

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Speaker 1: hear it. Okay.

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Speaker 2: So I moved down here in twenty fifteen with my family.

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Speaker 2: My wife and her friend would come over and visit

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Speaker 2: a lot, and I would give her friend a ride home,

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Speaker 2: and her friend on one of the rides home, was

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Speaker 2: telling me how my wife is cheating on me. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: and it's before I knew about your show, so I

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Speaker 2: couldn't do to catch cheater.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, okay, sorry, But on.

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Speaker 2: The ride home, she was like telling me all about it.

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Speaker 2: And it was with our seventy two year old landlord.

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Speaker 1: Ew whoa.

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Speaker 2: But I guess it had been going on for a

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Speaker 2: while and my ex wife used to work for him,

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Speaker 2: so like he only needs her neighborhood. She would go

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Speaker 2: and clean the houses out after people moved out so

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Speaker 2: they'd be ready for people to move in. And little

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Speaker 2: did I know that he was in there with her

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Speaker 2: and she was cleaning more than the house.

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Speaker 1: Oh who.

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Speaker 2: So her friend like on the way home, she was

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Speaker 2: like saying, you know, you're a good guy. You go

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Speaker 2: to work all the time for your family. You're honest.

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Speaker 2: Trustworthy the other thing. One thing led to another, and

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Speaker 2: she like puts a move on me, and I was like, well,

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Speaker 2: if my wife's cheating on me, then I'm going for it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, And that went on for the better part

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Speaker 2: of three months.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Like, and I was like removed from my house and

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Speaker 2: I was like visiting my kids and I would go

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Speaker 2: over there and drop them off, and she'd be like, oh,

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Speaker 2: we can you give my friend a write home? And

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Speaker 2: I'm sitting there and I started laughing and I'm like, sure, sure, ride,

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Speaker 2: yeah exactly. So and the divorce is final, so I'm

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Speaker 2: good to go. I'm telling my secret.

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Speaker 1: But there you go. Well I'm sorry and wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I tell a lot of my friends

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Speaker 2: when I first moved here, I am the ultimate Spurner episode.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for calling it and telling little secret.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome, love your show, Love you guys. I hope

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Speaker 2: you guys are always good to man morning.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely you too, all right, you you too? Take care

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Speaker 1: by Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So the wife and I were staying with her mom.

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Speaker 2: She kissed me off the mom or the wife, so

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Speaker 2: grab the farts spray went in her bedroom to spread

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Speaker 2: her bed coverings and her pillows with wart spray.

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Speaker 1: And she thought the dog in the room, Well that's

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Speaker 1: ford into doing her bedding. Man, that's a good way,

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Speaker 1: you know, you know what.

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Speaker 3: You didn't take it out on her, but sort of did,

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Speaker 3: I guess. But do you have heart spray with you

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Speaker 3: at all times? How did you just have that handy?

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Speaker 1: Where do we even get that horse?

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Speaker 3: Brad?

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Speaker 1: You can get it Spencers at them all okay?

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Speaker 2: And I think snared it with you lately just because

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Speaker 2: of her.

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Speaker 3: All right, great idea. Then that's another hack too. If

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Speaker 3: you have in laws you don't like, just carry some far.

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Speaker 1: Spray with you. It works, all right. Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us your tear little secret. That's funny, all

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Speaker 1: right man. You gotta kick good you too, Bye bye?

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Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret