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Speaker 1: I listened to the Black Guy Who Tips podcast because

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Speaker 1: Rod and Karen are hot.

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Speaker 2: Planer, give me some brew, am I and I might

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Speaker 2: just chill, But I'm the type that like to light

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Speaker 2: another joint like cipher till still do be spit Lugie's

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Speaker 2: when I puffet. I got some bucket on it, but

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Speaker 2: I ain't enough on it.

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Speaker 3: Hey, welcome to the Black OUTILS Podcast. Is your host

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Speaker 3: Rod Ed Karon and we're in the house Sunday morning. Yes,

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Speaker 3: we are second day of the five day week, Karen. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's like a full time job right now, kicking it

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Speaker 3: off right And of course it's the first of our

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Speaker 3: guests shows for the five day week. And everybody should

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Speaker 3: recognize the voice they just heard. But in case you don't,

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Speaker 3: it's Amber Pe from the Black, Sexy, Geeky and Mental Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Of course you can also remember that by Battlestar Galactica

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Speaker 3: minic mini series, which is how I choose to remember it.

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Speaker 3: And she's also doing a pledge on tonight. Uh, you

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Speaker 3: guys need to show up support her. It's on spree Cast,

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Speaker 3: it's live. Uh, she's gonna have prizes. That's gonna be fun.

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Speaker 3: There's gonna be boobies, games and good times. All these

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Speaker 3: things are promised to you. I don't know why you

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Speaker 3: wouldn't show up seven pm tonight on spree Cast m

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Speaker 3: rep What exactly is this pledge?

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Speaker 4: Don for?

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Speaker 2: It's for my show, my show in general, but specifically,

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Speaker 2: I have a project coming up to get an ancestral

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Speaker 2: DNA test for my dad to we have a real

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Speaker 2: mixed up history and I like to get in touch

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Speaker 2: with that. But it costs cash money, dollar bills, a

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Speaker 2: lot of them, or I just pay out of pocket.

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Speaker 2: And by my pocket, I mean their pocket.

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Speaker 3: So you know, so you want to see You want

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Speaker 3: to see exactly where the white man corrupted your timeline,

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Speaker 3: and I agree, like I kind of want to do

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Speaker 3: a DNA test for the same reason, to see, like

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Speaker 3: where did they exactly? You know, Well, why am I

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Speaker 3: not you know, as dark of city and black as

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Speaker 3: I would like to be. And I think we need

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Speaker 3: to go back and see where in history date they

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Speaker 5: Man, So I agree. I think that's what made you curious.

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Speaker 3: About, you know, finding out about your DNA past and

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Speaker 3: family and all this stuff.

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Speaker 2: Uh, well, on Christmas Day we were I have no

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Speaker 2: idea why I was talking about ancestry, but I was

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Speaker 2: and my dad was telling me my past, and it

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Speaker 2: was like, there's not a whole lot of African in it,

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Speaker 2: not as much as I thought. I thought it was

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Speaker 2: just massa came a creeping every now and then. And

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Speaker 2: you know that's why I'm like, skin did so much.

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Speaker 2: There was just so much, and I was like, I

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Speaker 2: gotta find out, you know who these people are, not

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Speaker 2: specific people, but in the same way, I get to

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Speaker 2: connect with my blackness. You can't see me. I'm doing

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Speaker 2: the power fast and which is the only PowerFest but anyhow,

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Speaker 2: and now I want to connect with that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, the other stuff and before any nurse right in,

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Speaker 3: I know that there's a power Fist in the Morrow

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Speaker 3: universe and he's a white dude that study you know,

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Speaker 3: ASI and stuff or whatever. Oh I did not know that.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm just kidding. That's Iron Fist, all right. Man.

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Speaker 5: So the other thing too, Man?

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Speaker 3: What What's what else has been going on with you

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Speaker 3: since the last time we talked? Man? I know you

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Speaker 3: took a break from your show for like a month,

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Speaker 3: and uh then you came back big and and now you're,

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Speaker 2: That's a good question. I don't know. Chilling. Oh, it's

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's make some stuff up. You did. You did

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Speaker 3: it was about the Mac and how your brain works

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Speaker 6: And you posted on Facebook that you was getting pretty

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Speaker 3: I was watching. You went to comic Con. No, not

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Speaker 3: comic Con. The other nerve thing to have is in Boston. Packs.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, how was packs?

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Speaker 5: You meet any people? Interesting people?

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Speaker 2: I loved it because there was a black not black Twitter.

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Speaker 2: Otherwise I don't think it would have been as much fun.

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Speaker 3: How'd you get on staff?

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Speaker 3: How'd you work that? Did you coordinate some stuff before

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I just showed up with a random red shirt

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Speaker 2: Well I was at the Infodesk, so there was a

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Speaker 3: Oh that's not that's not a bad gig pull though.

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Speaker 2: It was Uh I got to go to a panel

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Speaker 2: But there was the stereotype, but there was also a

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Speaker 2: Well that's not gonna be crazy.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, they can. So they can move fleil around rhythmically.

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Speaker 2: Like the cool kids I was hanging with. We're rocking

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Speaker 3: But yeah, so did you know anyone all that stuff?

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Speaker 2: I didn't know anyone. Listen, I'm gonna get judged for this,

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, your brain already operates on a Mac system,

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Speaker 3: so it would make that's where you would go first.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what to do with you guys.

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Speaker 3: And also I work now that I'm watching Battlestar galact

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Speaker 2: Maybe your mom's a sylon.

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Speaker 5: Oh that is what you would say. That is what

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Speaker 3: good to catch up with you. Ever, let's let's talk

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Speaker 3: First of all, make sure you guys go check her

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Speaker 3: out Black Sexy, Geeky and mental dot Com. Check out

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Speaker 3: her podcast, follow her on Twitter, she's at Amber Podcast.

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Speaker 3: We all keep up with her and stuff, and you

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Speaker 3: know black podcasting man, stick gotta stick together, and just

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Speaker 3: make sure that y'all support, that's all. And make sure

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Speaker 2: Yeah, from South America and the so yeah, like Native America.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you do seem like you kind of got some

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Speaker 6: See color, purple hair, oh you oh you you oh,

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Speaker 3: Yes, I love my hair, buthod, and my hair does

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Speaker 3: this old thing at times. I just call it intense.

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Speaker 3: I think, oh, it's very very very very intense, you know.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, and if I don't get it relaxed, and

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Speaker 6: my hair would make you sweat trying to get it

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Speaker 5: That's why you have to get.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my goodness, my hair locked after like two

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Speaker 3: Don't feel better.

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Speaker 6: I had a braisen my hair, and after I got

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Speaker 3: My hair was so coursed.

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Speaker 6: This is why I probablyn't have get braised again. That

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Speaker 6: when she was like trying to relax my hair, she

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Speaker 6: was pulling apart. You could actually hear go while she

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Speaker 6: was trying to get to the roots. I was like,

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Speaker 6: you know what, never, never, never. It was like no, girl, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: it was like you know what, you you You hadn't

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Speaker 3: So this is what I do.

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Speaker 6: I call up real tight beside all my brothers and

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Speaker 6: sisters and make it real kinky. But this is natural,

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Speaker 6: so I don't have a problem with my hair. Being

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Speaker 6: natural like this. But it's just one of those things

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Speaker 6: feel like fighting with you. So the perm relaxer, however

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Speaker 3: Have y'all heard about this new game called Injustice? M

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm away. I'm about to hop on Xbox right now.

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Speaker 3: Let's play some Injustice. Everybody's like a or like well,

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Speaker 3: apparently it's some DC comic heroes fighting against each other

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Speaker 3: false advertisement? Bullshit wrong in Justice? Son, These things not

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Speaker 3: That's all I've been wanting. By the way, I love

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Speaker 5: Racist commercials in sports.

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Speaker 3: Yes, they are, like it's like that's the one different

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Speaker 3: up for this, so all the advertisers are for like chicken.

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Speaker 3: it's mixed with like half watermelon and half great come

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Speaker 3: It's like Popey's Chicken followed by KFC commercial, followed by

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Speaker 6: Just for me, Yes, what your yes, the relaxer yes

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Speaker 3: Thinking about that rap chicken chicken wrap, a chicken wrap. Hey,

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Speaker 6: And was like that some bullshit, because I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 3: Hennessy Hennessy has a commercial. Now Hennessy Hennessy the drink.

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Speaker 6: Oh. I was like this old man, man, who are

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Speaker 3: Because most of us are like nigga, you won't. But

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Speaker 3: It's never stopped, never settled. Yeah, best, you're promoting alcoholism,

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Speaker 3: is like no, never stop, never settle, take another step

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Speaker 5: Another thing. I've been playing this video game and it's.

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Speaker 3: Like video games influenced the children and it makes people

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Speaker 3: How come no children ever try to jump straight out

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Speaker 3: That is physically fucking impossible. Try jumping out of straight

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Speaker 3: But you never see children talking like a sounding yes,

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Speaker 3: unless you a leaf ninja, that's not possible. You never

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Speaker 3: So Obama, stop looking into my video games and start

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Speaker 3: Has anybody ever considered that? Maybe they just feel like

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Speaker 5: Everybody's like, that's about right, that's what happened.

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Speaker 3: and it's important people too. It's like I'm the mayor

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Speaker 6: Yes, now that I've been creepy and been all in

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Speaker 5: Well, I haven't played that game yet.

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Speaker 3: I haven't played that game. I'm pretty sure somebody wants

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Speaker 3: Where do I go next? Yeah, you're just saying. O. God,

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Speaker 6: trying his material out. He really wasn't that season. He

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Speaker 6: really didn't know, he really couldn't feel the vibe or

437
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Speaker 6: the crowd. It's one of those things where as it

438
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 6: progressed on, you could tell that they were got better

439
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,959
Speaker 6: as it went on, and real comedians that have been

440
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 6: well seasoned and they've been in for a while.

441
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Speaker 3: They kind of it's like fighting on the battlefield. They

442
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 3: can adjust immediately to whatever's happening, whatever's going on, because

443
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 3: they've been through the scenario over and over again.

444
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Speaker 5: Yeah, so it was you know, they were all pretty

445
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,680
Speaker 5: good stuff. So there's a couple of things.

446
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Speaker 3: One, we're supposed to sit at the table with my brother, right, yes,

447
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:00,000
Speaker 3: And I remember the sea the table number and the seat.

448
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,120
Speaker 3: I know is that I remember I rememberized the low

449
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 3: like the layout of the comedy z on the last

450
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Speaker 3: time we were there, and I remember being like, oh,

451
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Speaker 3: the next time we come, I want these seats kind

452
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 3: of in the back where you get your own table

453
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Speaker 3: and all that stuff, and you don't have to like

454
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Speaker 3: you can spread out a little bit, you know, you're

455
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Speaker 3: not all crushed up. Yeah. So and then when it's

456
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Speaker 3: time to leave, you can be one of the first

457
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Speaker 3: people to leave. So like, you know, really big into

458
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Speaker 3: that because we like Valet Park and we can get

459
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Speaker 3: our car at the Valet parking. Mmmmm. Even though this

460
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 3: time they were like, we can park you up close

461
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Speaker 3: for twenty dollars, or we can park you at the

462
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Speaker 3: normal distance for five dollars, and I was like wow, yeah.

463
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Speaker 5: I was like five dollars.

464
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Speaker 3: And then he was like, okay, but it may take

465
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Speaker 3: seven or eight minutes to get your car. And I

466
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 3: was like, just go, yeah, the normal distance. Because one,

467
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Speaker 3: I don't fucking believe you. If it took seven or

468
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Speaker 3: eight minutes to get everybody's car, how the fuck are

469
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Speaker 3: you gonna get people in here by nine o'clock? Like

470
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Speaker 3: that mathematically does not make sense. It would take eight

471
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Speaker 3: minutes to get everyone valet parking car. So it took

472
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Speaker 3: him like two or three minutes. But we'll get to

473
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Speaker 3: that in a second. So there's a couple of things

474
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 3: about this About comedy shows, I would tell people, one,

475
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 3: get there early or on time at the least, because

476
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Speaker 3: like the shows we went to, they started on time

477
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 3: because we went to the earlier shows. And comedy shows

478
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 3: are kind of short. It's, you know, total about an

479
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 3: hour to an hour and a half. You don't want

480
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 3: to miss money. That's what you're doing is wasting your money.

481
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:30,719
Speaker 3: And all the jokes you don't hear is money wasted.

482
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Speaker 6: And one thing I do like about the comedy Zone

483
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Speaker 6: is that it's not ghetto like, it's nothing worse than

484
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Speaker 6: you going to like pay for a comedy thing at

485
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 6: like these red ass, terrible ass clubs, and they'll be like, yeah,

486
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Speaker 6: we're gonna doors open at six, we start at seven,

487
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Speaker 6: we start at ten thirty.

488
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Speaker 3: See that's the shit that piece me off.

489
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Speaker 5: Well, Karen has never actually experienced that.

490
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Speaker 3: That's just her.

491
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Speaker 5: No, say, she just made that. She just completely made

492
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Speaker 5: up this other reality, this other club that.

493
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Speaker 3: Doesn't complained about stuff like that.

494
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Speaker 2: Well, as a person who's done a stand up comedy

495
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Speaker 2: a dozen or so times, I consider myself a somewhat

496
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 2: of a professional. One of the things that I have

497
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 2: a lot of I'm not gonna get into my stand

498
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 2: up comic experiences backstage, which were interesting, but why not?

499
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Speaker 3: Why not get into those all kinds of freaking comedian

500
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 3: sex going on back there? What's going on with that?

501
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: No?

502
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Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, I've always you guys, know me

503
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 2: and imagine me backstage at a comedy show. No, they're

504
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 2: always wicked, sweet, and then it's interesting. And then every

505
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 2: now and then there's the pro. And by pro, I

506
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 2: mean he's been doing it as long as I have,

507
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 2: and he's just you know, full of piss and vinegar

508
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 2: and ready to go and he's an asshole. And I

509
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 2: remember once there were these comics that he was like,

510
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 2: and so I use the N word and I told

511
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 2: them it's satire. What do you want? What do you want?

512
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 2: And it's like just these entitled So most of them

513
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 2: have been really sweet, but then those ones are someone

514
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 2: else and they you know, But in general they've been

515
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 2: really nice. But yes, as a professional, there are issues

516
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 2: with comics and self esteem and stuff. Sometimes. See all

517
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 2: of you, I'm trying to not get beat up by

518
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 2: all your stand up comic friends.

519
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,919
Speaker 3: Who cares what they're not here right now? Fuck them,

520
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 3: you know.

521
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,479
Speaker 2: But I like them, but anyway I do too.

522
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 3: It doesn't mean they're bad people.

523
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:43,159
Speaker 2: If you think I like them and follow them and

524
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 2: want them to come to Boston, not a joke. They

525
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 2: want them to come to Boston.

526
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 5: Listen, Chris Lamberth will be fine. Okay, so ro Russell

527
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 5: will be fine.

528
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:57,360
Speaker 3: If they comedians, So they have to put things out

529
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Speaker 3: in the atmosphere and have to deal with the feedback.

530
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:03,679
Speaker 3: So and also I'll say it for you, comedians are

531
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 3: fucked up people. That's by rule.

532
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 5: They're not like That's why they're comics.

533
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 3: They have to have the approval of everyone constantly and

534
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 3: immediately and inside a lot of times they're insecure and

535
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 3: flawed and stuff like that, just like everybody else. But

536
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 3: they're kind of like wearing their ship on their sleeve,

537
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 3: which makes them comics, you know. So we had Lamont

538
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 3: on Who's stand Up? From the Brown, skinn and Glasses

539
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 3: podcast last week and like it was so funny. Mid

540
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 3: show he started kind of freaking out, like Karen's not laughing?

541
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 3: Why is it Karen laughing?

542
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 6: You know?

543
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 3: So, and stuff like like that's what.

544
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 2: The comedian thinks. It's like, you know, And so I

545
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 2: made the.

546
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 3: Pole over the show, him versus his podcast co host

547
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 3: Ratt as the pole, like who was better? Was it

548
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 3: him or just he won?

549
00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 4: Yeah?

550
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 3: He won. I just wanted to see what good job.

551
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 3: I almost wish he had lost, though, because I think

552
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 3: he would have been more it cut himself just say hey,

553
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 3: look I get my comedy where I get my comedy. Okay,

554
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 3: don't judge me. That's not we're here to judge them.

555
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 3: So I'm sorry, what were you saying.

556
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 2: I'll be quick because I've been telling this story for

557
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 2: nine minutes. It is etiquette is really big. That is

558
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 2: one thing and there are a lot of rules, and

559
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 2: one of them is about time, and comics do not

560
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 2: fuck around with time because they don't want to fuck

561
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 2: around with the audience because it's a very delicate thing

562
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 2: and if they start looking at their watch, then they're

563
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 2: not going to be laughing as much. So yeah, I'm

564
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 2: not surprised that they do their thing and they're in

565
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 2: their in and out.

566
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 6: Yeah.

567
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 3: So we were speaking of time. We were supposed to

568
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 3: sit at the table with my brother. I told him

569
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 3: to get tickets to what table, all this stuff. I

570
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 3: picked out this table last time we were there, like

571
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 3: this is where I want to sit, Yes, And my

572
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 3: brother was late, so they end up just sitting to

573
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 3: other people because it was sold out show to other

574
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 3: people at our table.

575
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 5: I guess because they panicked or some shit. I don't

576
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 5: know why they did this, and.

577
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 3: I doubt it.

578
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 5: I really feel like they just.

579
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 3: Put him at the wrong table, like look at these

580
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 3: are other black people and they just sat them with us.

581
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 3: And so then my brother got sat at the wrong

582
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 3: table with other two two other black people, and he

583
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 3: was he was like looking at them, like is that

584
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 3: my brother? Because it's dark in there, but it was

585
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 3: not and I actually saw them walk by us, but

586
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 3: they told us like put up our cell phones and stuff.

587
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 3: So he text me halfway like through the opening comedian

588
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 3: set and he's like, hey man, we're here, and I

589
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 3: was like, I know, I saw you. They set you

590
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 3: at the wrong table. You know, got to be on time, dog,

591
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,719
Speaker 3: So uh, I wish so hard that my brother got

592
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 3: sat at our table. Yes, there's two reasons for this one,

593
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 3: and you know, not the brag too much. Clearly we

594
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 3: had the best table now, yes, oh my god, yes

595
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 3: I chose this specific because where we sat there is

596
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 3: like a hidden step that nobody see.

597
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 5: And everyone's drunk.

598
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,479
Speaker 3: So many people falling yes, right in front of us

599
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 3: are so good, like it's like a bonus. It's like

600
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 3: bonus jokes, you know, like the comedian has nothing to

601
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,479
Speaker 3: do with it. But like once every five minutes, it's

602
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 3: just like a really drunk white dude walking through like, hey,

603
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 3: how's it all? Oh my shit? Or they stop walking

604
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 3: out here. Yeah, and then you get to watch how

605
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 3: they try to play it off, like what dude, he

606
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 3: fell like almost into these women and then he got up.

607
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 3: He's like, all right, you're a drink and hot ass.

608
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 3: I was like, dude, yeah, I like, don't try to

609
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 3: play it off fact because you almost got hurt. We've

610
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 3: seen this, sir, so I would never see it anywhere else.

611
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 2: Man.

612
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 3: It is literally like the best seats in the houses.

613
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Speaker 6: A lot of times that's more funnier than like what's

614
00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 6: actually going on, because like they literally be drunk, Like

615
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 6: what was that. There's some kind of margarita you could

616
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 6: see have like four people with drinking could drink on

617
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 6: in like one setting them ships was huge and I

618
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 6: was like, oh yeah, and I promise you some.

619
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 3: Of them like smashed before the show started, so they

620
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 3: was good and lick it up. Well I'll tell you

621
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 3: who wasn't smashed and good and look it up. The

622
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 3: lady they sat at our table, she was the worst.

623
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was some type of date

624
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 3: thing or what, cause it's like the guy was there

625
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 3: and the lady was there. Maybe they met on Black

626
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 3: People Meet dot com something, and like she showed up

627
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 3: and they both bought drinks and I think they paid

628
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 3: for them separately, So I'm not sure it was a

629
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 3: date date or meeting or maybe their friends. I don't know,

630
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 3: but you know, she was kind of dressed up. He

631
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 3: was dressed up, so it felt kind of like a

632
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 3: daity type situation, you know, and the way a comedy

633
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 3: club is, obviously everyone wants to turn the face the comedian.

634
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 3: So she's kind of sitting in front of him sitting

635
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 3: behind her, and you know, they both ordered their drinks

636
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 3: and they're sipping on that, and she seemed to kind

637
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 3: of not enjoy her drink, like she has the nastiest

638
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 3: attitude because she got jarnsfolded. She was not happy because

639
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 3: I try to be friendly. I mean, because we're there.

640
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 5: Care's extra friendly to everybody.

641
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, like, we're there, we're sitting together. Let's not make

642
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 6: this fucking situation awkward. I really don't want you over here,

643
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 6: but since we got to deal with you, let's kind

644
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 6: of break the ice.

645
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 3: So I was like, hey, how y'all do it? He spoke,

646
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 3: She didn't.

647
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 6: I was like, Okay, this sounds like this is not

648
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 6: going to go well. Yeah, Like from the beginning, her

649
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 6: attitude was like why am I here? It's like, you know,

650
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 6: Nigga bought me.

651
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,719
Speaker 3: To a comedy club. I didn't come to laugh, right,

652
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 3: it's a comedy club. You paid twenty five dollars or

653
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 3: whatever for this ticket. You might want to laugh, you

654
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 3: might want to be in a mood to what you

655
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 3: can be pleased maybe, you know, But you know, I

656
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 3: was also like, well.

657
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 5: Maybe just the comedian isn't funny to her.

658
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 3: Whatever. So we sit there the whole time and she's

659
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 3: got an arms folded she I'm watching her. At some

660
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 3: point I think she's sleep because like this became half

661
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 3: of the entertainment from me, was watching to see if

662
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 3: she laughed at anything, and then engaging that to be like, okay,

663
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 3: so it's this dude feeling good about this date. Like

664
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 3: I was watching them, you know, like out the corner

665
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 3: of my eye, like, okay, she looks not pleased at all.

666
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 3: He looks nervous about her not being pleased. So that

667
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 3: made it gain And it was.

668
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 6: Some shit that he you could tell he wanted to laugh,

669
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 6: but he didn't laugh because he wasn't sure if it

670
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 6: was going to offend her.

671
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 3: Oh right, because some of the jokes, like you know, comedians,

672
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 3: they do jokes about dating a woman and having a wife,

673
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 3: and they were all males, you know, And while some

674
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 3: of the some of the jokes were like you know,

675
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 3: jokes on me, and you know, David tell as a

676
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,959
Speaker 3: joke about how dudes can't eat pussy, right, and uh,

677
00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 3: that is just like when he eats pussy, that is

678
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 3: like a bank robbery because he just gets low and

679
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 3: waits for instructions. So so like that was you know,

680
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 3: like it was you know, it was some jokes like

681
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 3: that or whatever, and like she didn't laugh at any

682
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 3: of them, like I'm not trying.

683
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 5: To be like I'm not over exaggerating.

684
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,879
Speaker 3: I'm not. She she had this straight lace face. Yes,

685
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 3: the stink face like, m do you tell me we

686
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 3: were going to church or whatever?

687
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 6: Right?

688
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was like you tricked me. This is this

689
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,760
Speaker 3: is not Martin Lawrence.

690
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 5: Right, And so you know, we both walk out and

691
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 5: we're you know, it's time for us to go.

692
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 3: So we both out like go wait on our car

693
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 3: and waiting on the valet guy to get it, and

694
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 3: carrying to her great preparedness, had brought the umbrella. So

695
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 3: we're standing on the umbrella together kind of hugged up

696
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 3: or whatever, and waiting on the guy to get back

697
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:50,760
Speaker 3: with our car. And right about this time, I feel

698
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 3: an arm on my shoulder and like my arms on

699
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 3: Karen's shoulder too, So I feel like another arm on

700
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 3: her shoulder and I turn around and So is like, hey,

701
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 3: how y'all doing? Were family? And you know, I get

702
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 3: let me get up under this umbrella. And I looked around,

703
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 3: like where you going from? And I was like, you

704
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 3: didn't speak to us the entire funck. It was the

705
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 3: woman from the table. Karen, Karen, Karen, Karen, you're skipping

706
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 3: the step. It was the woman from the table. Yeah,

707
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 3: it was the woman for the table. She was the

708
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 3: worst and she just didn't want to stand under the rain.

709
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 3: She so, now we were cool, you know what I mean,

710
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 3: It's like, oh yeah, hey. And then so she's sitting

711
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 3: there in our personal space. You know, we're doing doing

712
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 3: our own PDA. We didn't need any assistance, and she

713
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 3: comes over and she's like yeah, uh. You know, it

714
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 3: got awkward because we both looked at each other not

715
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 3: not and then looked at her like the fuck are

716
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 3: you doing? That's true? She was like, oh we family?

717
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:56,280
Speaker 3: Uh so, uh did y'all think the comedian was funny?

718
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 3: And then Karen and I both looked at each other

719
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 3: and it was like a pause of like, but we

720
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 3: sat at the table with you, and we laughed out

721
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,439
Speaker 3: loud a lot. Yes, we did. You know, we thought

722
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:13,439
Speaker 3: the comedian was funny, So why, like, are we really

723
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 3: about to start on an argument? Because I was personally

724
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 3: enjoying the evening out with my wife and texting my

725
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 3: brother about going to dinner, so you know, those are

726
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 3: the things I was into. So I looked at at Karen.

727
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 3: Karen didn't say anything. It's Karen, such a nice person.

728
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 3: And then she asked again, like, did y'all think he

729
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 3: was funny? And I said he yes, he was very funny.

730
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's like her talking is rent for

731
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 2: being under the umbrella.

732
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 5: Yes, you're right, she felt obligated to talk.

733
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 3: But here's the thing. We didn't ask you to be here. No,

734
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 3: there's no lease, there's no contract. Get the fuck from

735
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 3: under my umbrella.

736
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 2: So thirty days again in viction, so you have to

737
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 2: wait the whole time comes right, well, and.

738
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:00,919
Speaker 3: See the thing is we are been waiting a few minutes,

739
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 3: so I knew the car like I was looking at

740
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 3: our car pull up and then she goes, so at this,

741
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 3: I tell her, yeah, he was funny.

742
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 5: She goes, well, was what what about you?

743
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 6: Like?

744
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 3: Looking at Karen like, fuck, this he's a man, what

745
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 3: could he possibly know about funny or you know, of

746
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 3: course he thought the men were funny and some ship.

747
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, bitch, I'm funny anyway, I know what funny is.

748
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 3: Fuck you, but you know.

749
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 5: But so she looked at Karen, and Karen got all panicky.

750
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:33,640
Speaker 3: And shit like like I want no issues undeath that

751
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 3: damn umbrella. So Karen finally is like he was I

752
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 3: thought he was funny, And she's like, really, y'all thought

753
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 3: he was funny, and like, no one invited you to

754
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 3: our umbrella. We didn't want this conversation. You bought this

755
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 3: conversation to us.

756
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,760
Speaker 6: You came into our dryness of umbrella land and decided

757
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 6: to talk to us.

758
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 3: Nobody as you to be over here.

759
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 5: So I'm going So I leaned the umbrella because I

760
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 5: was holding at this point.

761
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 3: I leaned it a little bit more forward so that

762
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 3: she was getting kind of wet, and she goes, well,

763
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 3: I'm still getting wet, and I was like, oh, well,

764
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 3: there's our car, and just started She's like, y'all leave it.

765
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 3: I was like, yes, right, I'm like, that's our car.

766
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 2: That is so damn bold, Oh my god.

767
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 3: And she was had to never be humorless too, like nigga,

768
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,359
Speaker 3: please get out of my face. So we left her

769
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 3: standing in the ring. We did, let it get all

770
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 3: well and good, and went and cried like I wanted

771
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 3: to cry with you not laughing.

772
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 2: See I forgot. See that's that's extenuating circumstances.

773
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just you know what, I would have been

774
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 3: fine even if she didn't think the comedians were funny, Like, honestly,

775
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 3: if she would have actually like spoken to us when

776
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 3: we sat at that table for an hour and a

777
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 3: half together, I think I would have been more like

778
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 3: receptive to like, oh, it's the lady from the table

779
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 3: who had a bad time. You know, maybe she wasn't

780
00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 3: feeling her days.

781
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 6: Maybe let us You didn't you didn't say anything to us,

782
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 6: You had a na and like I said, and my

783
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 6: big thing is this, I know that, Like I just said,

784
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 6: I go out of my way and I was like, hey,

785
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 6: we're gonna be sitting here, let me break the ice

786
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,800
Speaker 6: and a when you I don't think roches'd seen this

787
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 6: when she came up to the table, looked at Roger

788
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 6: her face and me look at stink like I don't

789
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 6: want to sit beside you.

790
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,879
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I don't.

791
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,760
Speaker 5: Yes, she did switch chairs with the dude.

792
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, which her face was like like, why

793
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,720
Speaker 3: are you hopping under my umbrother That's.

794
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 2: The whole point, God Korean la front.

795
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 3: Because we having to be the only people prepared with

796
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 3: an umbrother. Man, you better hop under the white people

797
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 3: umbrothers or some ship. And I'm trying to be my

798
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 3: sister all out here and open and ship. That was

799
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 3: so ridiculous.

800
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 9: Dog.

801
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:51,240
Speaker 3: Yes, I was looking at her like, oh my goodness,

802
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 3: because we done had a.

803
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 6: Much better time with Rodney and Morgan right watching drunk

804
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 6: people crash.

805
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 3: We done had a blast.

806
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 5: So next time I will. I don't care we at

807
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 5: the carpool.

808
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 3: Those motherfuckers are getting there on time because we're sitting

809
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 3: together at our table. You know how good the table is.

810
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 3: I refuse to say the number, and I have memorized

811
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 3: it because I don't want anybody else in Charlotte to

812
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 3: hear the podcast and be like, oh yeah, I want

813
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 3: to get that table too.

814
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 2: Fuck you.

815
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 5: I get the table. I get to watch people trimp.

816
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 3: That's my deal. So anyway, we'll probably go to another

817
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,760
Speaker 3: show out there sooner later. But yeah, that that system.

818
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 5: Man, that like just ruined my like just ruin all

819
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 5: the I feel like she is a suck with us.

820
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 3: That sucked all the excess humor that you have, like

821
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 3: off that humor high from laughing at a comedian after

822
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 3: a show you're like, oh my god, that was so good,

823
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 3: and then she just came through. It's like, give me

824
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 3: your humor. It just sucked it off of us. Back

825
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:51,280
Speaker 3: to all having an attitude. I laughed, I don't laugh.

826
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 5: No one will laugh.

827
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 3: Give it to me. Oh my god, all she was.

828
00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 3: Let's talk about stuff. So yeah, ladies, don't hop under

829
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 3: random people's umbrother after you don't enjoy a comedy with them.

830
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 3: And me and Roger talked about this, and he made

831
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 3: a good point. If you're not fun of, that is

832
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 3: not a turn on. Yeah. Oh, first of all, the

833
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 3: dude wasn't there with her good like I hope however

834
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 3: that ended good for him. Man, get the fuck out

835
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 3: while you can't. There is nothing less attractive about an individual,

836
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,800
Speaker 3: not even just a woman. People. I don't like people

837
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 3: in my life as friends, as anything. If you have

838
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 3: no sense of humor at all, like you have to

839
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 3: be able to laugh at something you didn't hear one

840
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 3: funny joke in an hour and a half of three

841
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 3: different comedians. It's hard to not Like that means you

842
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 3: have a willingness in your heart, like I will not

843
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 3: laugh at this shit. Yeah, you shall not be moved,

844
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 3: like like she was doing her her personal.

845
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 5: Sit in against laughter, and the entire room is laughing at.

846
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 3: Some of the like some of the jokes are just

847
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 3: like that funny where you have an entire room of

848
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 3: people laughing and she's like, I refuse, you will not

849
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 3: break me. Fuck you lady, Fuck you man. I don't

850
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 3: want to be around you, like, not as even as

851
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,720
Speaker 3: a friend. Like there's nothing worse than a humanless motherfucker,

852
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 3: he said, A human is attractive.

853
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 2: Man.

854
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 3: This shit is zac See, it's a turn on yourself exactly.

855
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 3: I'm not saying you gotta like try to do a

856
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:27,479
Speaker 3: stand upset while you like Rodney Calgary, but just being

857
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 3: fucking funny in general is such a relief. Like that

858
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 3: shit makes you want to come home because you can

859
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 3: relax and get the weight of the world off your shoulders.

860
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 3: It's like cool, I can come home and I don't

861
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 3: have to be like still stretched out and fucked up,

862
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 3: like you know, like you know when the relationship is

863
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 3: getting sucked up, when you start feeling that kind of

864
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 3: stress into your relationship where you're like, fuck, I'm always

865
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 3: on the clock, you know.

866
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, I was.

867
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 2: Just gonna say about the humor thing.

868
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 3: Uh uh.

869
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 2: Sometimes I can be sensitive, but I love comedy shows,

870
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 2: and uh I get called out all the time because

871
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,880
Speaker 2: I'm the world's best audience member. I don't know if

872
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 2: you notice. I can get excitable and so like every

873
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 2: now and then I won't get something, and then two

874
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 2: seconds later, Oh and everybody looks at me and they

875
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 2: start laughing with me, is what I'm saying, And uh yeah,

876
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 2: they love it and they're like, I love that lady in.

877
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 3: The third Road.

878
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like everybody's mom like going to such a

879
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 2: good job. It's not sarcastic, not ironic. I just having

880
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 2: a life.

881
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 3: Well you know what's funny man? Like one, I listen

882
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 3: to your to your show, so I know that you're

883
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 3: you're funny. But then two, like I feel like there's

884
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 3: levels of humor right that I'm willing to you know,

885
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 3: because I think being humorless is hard, Like that's a

886
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 3: you make an effort to be like I refuse to

887
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 3: get any jokes. I don't do jokes. You do, like, yeah,

888
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,439
Speaker 3: like that jokes. That's not us. That is a level

889
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,320
Speaker 3: of uptime is that I will never be able to

890
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 3: deal with and I would not want you around me,

891
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 3: fucking up my creative process or my environment. Just take

892
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 3: your evil karma somewhere else. So there's that level, and

893
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 3: I don't deal with anyone like that, and I've met

894
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 3: people like that and if they do exist and I'm

895
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 3: just like, fuck you, we completely don't vibe. But then

896
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 3: there's like the other level where people are willing to

897
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 3: laugh at something if it's like not about them or

898
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,840
Speaker 3: like it's in a safe level of like these are

899
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 3: acceptable things to laugh at. That's where most people probably

900
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 3: reside I'm cool with that as yeah, yeah, I get it.

901
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 3: Everyone has an ego and stuff, and that's not really

902
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 3: impressive to be at that level of sense of humor.

903
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 3: But fine, you know, cool, you at least you get something. Yeah,

904
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 3: you'll watch a comedy show and you'll laugh at some

905
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 3: of it.

906
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 5: Fine, you know.

907
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 3: And then there's this other level where you're able to

908
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 3: and willing to like create jokes, which is harder to

909
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 3: do right, And that's even more sexy, you know, because.

910
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 5: It's like, oh my god, look at your brain.

911
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 3: You just you did that.

912
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:03,280
Speaker 5: You just made me laugh out of nothing like that's amazing.

913
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 3: Yes, you flucked it out the sky.

914
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 2: Right.

915
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 3: And then there's this final level I don't think a

916
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 3: lot of people get to, like even like real comedians

917
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 3: a lot of times don't even get to it. And

918
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 3: that's that level where you're actually willing to and want

919
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 3: to be the butt of the joke. Like you, people

920
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 3: can laugh at you, you can laugh at yourself, and

921
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 3: not because you allow them to. Like you know, I've

922
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 3: seen people say I allow people to make jokes in me.

923
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 3: Why do people you know, get mad when I say

924
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 3: such and such just like cause you there's no such

925
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 3: thing like either, it's owners off right if it's like

926
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 3: you can make a joke in the next two minutes

927
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 3: about me, if I have floken, that is enough jokes

928
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 3: with me.

929
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 6: So and also to add on to what you're saying,

930
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 6: a lot of those people too, they can make the

931
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 6: top the highest level comedy.

932
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:51,280
Speaker 3: They can make.

933
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 6: Uncomfortable situations funny, right, like like like rap can be funny,

934
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 6: death can be funny.

935
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 3: Stabbing people can be funny. His senys can be funny.

936
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 3: Like there's a level like like, say, curb your enthusiasm

937
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,240
Speaker 3: for people that have seen that show or even Seinfeld.

938
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:14,280
Speaker 3: Sometimes where you're actually the main guy is actually the bully.

939
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 3: He's the bad guy in this situation, and you just

940
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 3: happen to be rooting for him comedically. But then you realize, like,

941
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,760
Speaker 3: oh my god, you're a fucking asshole, and there's something

942
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,919
Speaker 3: to that that is, I don't know, it's like kind

943
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 3: of beautiful that that person was able to make you

944
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 3: laugh at something you completely disagree with, as as like

945
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 3: a thing in life. It's like, Larry David really have

946
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 3: to skip that guy in the wheelchair in line just

947
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 3: because he the guy got out of line for a

948
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 3: second and came back like that. That really seems like

949
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 3: an awkward, terrible situation for an asshole. But in that moment,

950
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,879
Speaker 3: you're like, but I get your logic. You were sitting there,

951
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 3: the guy got out of line, he should have to

952
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:51,840
Speaker 3: at least get behind you. What does it matter that

953
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 3: everyone else let him go back in front and all this,

954
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 3: Like you kind of get it in that moment, and

955
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 3: that's something there's something beautiful about that and that, like,

956
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 3: you just don't see people that can do that very often.

957
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 3: So anyway, man, fuck that lady. Now two articles that

958
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 3: we were talking about. I don't know, there's this meme

959
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 3: going around on Twitter about black privilege. I don't know

960
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 3: what brought this. Yeah, I don't know. I don't even

961
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 3: know what brought this up, by the way, Like I

962
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 3: just started seeing the hashtag everywhere. I guess it was

963
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 3: like a blog or a tumbler or something about black privilege,

964
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 3: and people were being upset because it was trying to

965
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 3: point out some actual racial bullshit, like black privileges being

966
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 3: able to get into college with having the same GPA

967
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 3: as a white person, but you get selected first and

968
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 3: shit like that.

969
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 2: Oh you're talking about it again with white people. Oh yeah,

970
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 2: right right.

971
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 5: And so then black people saw it it got mad, yes.

972
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 3: Because that's some bullshit. Yeah, and so they started sarcastically

973
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 3: using the hashtag on Twitter and saying basically like, hey,

974
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 3: it's a racist hashtag. And you know, black privilege is

975
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 3: you get followed around in the store for nothing just

976
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 3: because you're black and stuff like that.

977
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, top care when that happens to me. I ask

978
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 2: them a lot of questions.

979
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm mm.

980
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,359
Speaker 2: Hmm, like following me to help me out.

981
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, do your job, Korean lady. Uh, let's talk about

982
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 5: this weave.

983
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 3: Is this jacking number nine and yacking number seventeen helped me?

984
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 3: But as uh, you know someone, I'm looking at someone

985
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,239
Speaker 3: on Twitter right now, Black privilege is being commented for

986
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 3: being so articulate.

987
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 6: Uh.

988
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 3: Black privilege is getting to explain Harlem shake and rap

989
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 3: insert trend just discovered by non black person. And here's

990
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 3: the problem.

991
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 5: Like, I feel like these are more like black annoyances,

992
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 5: you know what I mean?

993
00:48:56,200 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 3: Like, Uh, for me, black privilege is, uh, if I

994
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 3: get into an elevator, I don't have to worry about

995
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 3: anyone leaving their person there, Like they will always make

996
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 3: sure that they have the person. If I walk through

997
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 3: a parking lot, I remind everyone that they need to

998
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 3: arm their car alarm for a second time, very loudly.

999
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 2: You know.

1000
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 6: Yes, Black privilege is knowing that I am always a

1001
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,280
Speaker 6: generic black suspect.

1002
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 3: Whenever they be like he's five foot.

1003
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 6: Done, two hundred and fifty five pounds, and everybody goes M.

1004
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 6: I know exactly the suspect with suspect. Look like, that's right,

1005
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,280
Speaker 6: that's black privilege.

1006
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 2: And if I ever, you know, don't feel like getting

1007
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 2: male attention because it's just been too overwhelmed hang around

1008
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 2: a bunch of white guys.

1009
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 5: Hey, yo, black privilege. Now you're completely fine.

1010
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:47,800
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't know.

1011
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 5: I just thought that was funny that everybody got so mad.

1012
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 3: But and plus, like the blog they kept leaning to

1013
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 3: was like from twenty twelve, I was like, why did

1014
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 3: this make people mad today? Like did something happen or

1015
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:05,439
Speaker 3: I don't know, Speaking of making people mad, I read

1016
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 3: this article and is the most American solution to gun

1017
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 3: violence I've ever seen. US schools way, bulletproof uniforms is

1018
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 3: no different than a seatbelt in a car. So, since

1019
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 3: gun legislation did not pass last week, America has American

1020
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 3: school system has decided that maybe we've been looking at

1021
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 3: this gun thing all wrong. It's not that we need

1022
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 3: to get guns off the street keep crazy people from

1023
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 3: having guns. What we really need to do is make

1024
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 3: sure our kids are bulletproof and then the guns won't

1025
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 3: be able to kill them as easily, and you know,

1026
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 3: it'll give them a better chance of surviving.

1027
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 6: So my thing a who's gonna pay for these bulletproof uniforms. Well,

1028
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 6: you know, heyst the school system too, that you did.

1029
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 6: Nobody wants their taxes to go up to COVID the

1030
00:50:59,200 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 6: cost of anything.

1031
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 3: We can find the money for that, you know, because

1032
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 3: it involves us being able to keep our guns. So

1033
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 3: as long as it's a cost related to keeping the guns,

1034
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 3: then the government can spend the money.

1035
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 5: You know, that's fine.

1036
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 3: But yeah, they have bulletproof backpacks, bulletproof like overall looking things,

1037
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 3: and shit, they got bulletproof pencils too, and no paths.

1038
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:21,839
Speaker 2: A bullet.

1039
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 9: Oh.

1040
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 6: You know, I'd be very dangerous for kids, because I

1041
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:26,879
Speaker 6: know how I was with the kid. All you're gonna

1042
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 6: do is get the kids weapons. All they gonna do

1043
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 6: is beat each other with it or somebody shoot something.

1044
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 6: I bet see you ain't can't shoot me with that one.

1045
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:36,439
Speaker 3: By the way, I kind of feel like in a way,

1046
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 3: this is capitalizing on the fear of school shootings, and

1047
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 3: it's just such a like skivy fucking way to make

1048
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:50,320
Speaker 3: your money, Like it is ooh a school sling. Someone

1049
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 3: starts getting the bulletproof threads. Let's let's fucking get out

1050
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 3: there and sell some sell some book bags. Guys got

1051
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 3: twenty seven dead kids. Don't let it go to waste.

1052
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's one of the things where it is like

1053
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 6: it's terrible. It's like instead of making it where it's

1054
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 6: hard for people to.

1055
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 3: Get a guns, you have to make more money from

1056
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 3: them people, and you get to it's like we don't

1057
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 3: want to cut off anybody's revenue.

1058
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I don't know. Like one of the things

1059
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 2: that bugs me is it's I'm big on prevention, and uh,

1060
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 2: for me, if we're getting to that point, it's like, well,

1061
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 2: once there's a gun up against your kid's head, if

1062
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 2: they have a bad shot, then your kid's gonna be okay.

1063
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 2: As opposed to you know, even if you're like it's

1064
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 2: going to happen, it is inevitable, it's going to happen.

1065
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 2: That they're like there are drills for everything, and there

1066
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:48,800
Speaker 2: are ways to minimize, you know, minimize what's going on

1067
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 2: with all sorts of stuff. And it's just what kind

1068
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 2: of quality of life is that, you know what? I

1069
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 2: mean to walk around every day like I could get

1070
00:52:59,440 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 2: blown up.

1071
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I'll just say it like this, man, look,

1072
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 3: people want to have their guns and if the cost

1073
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 3: of that is some dead kids.

1074
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 5: It's just that's the cost.

1075
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,959
Speaker 6: Like dead white kids. You know that they're they're they're

1076
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 6: you know, the price on them is very high in America.

1077
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,240
Speaker 6: So they don't care about.

1078
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 2: The white kids.

1079
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 3: We're all in trouble.

1080
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,799
Speaker 5: Exactly once they said fuck the white kids, like.

1081
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,439
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we we this sh it ain't never gonna pass.

1082
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 5: Shit just got real like that sentence often.

1083
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 6: Because you know, come to brown kids, they don't they

1084
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 6: already don't care about them.

1085
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right. We also have this article speaking of children.

1086
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 3: Let me play this video clip for everybody. I thought

1087
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:39,760
Speaker 3: this is awesome.

1088
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 4: I gotta start with Christina, who's got a food fetish.

1089
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:49,440
Speaker 3: Christina, that's right, that's the voice of one Steve H. Harvey.

1090
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,319
Speaker 3: Mm hm. He has his own day to talk show. Now, Well,

1091
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 3: food excites me, and I mean it excites me. So

1092
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 3: I look up cheesecakes and cupcakes and those.

1093
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 10: Little meringues with the Shawn torts and the strawberry shortcakes

1094
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 10: with the juicy cherries on top, and that gets me

1095
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 10: going and gets the tone set up here. Then when

1096
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 10: I get into the bedroom, then I start thinking of

1097
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 10: my favorite food of all time, which is Popeye's chicken.

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00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 3: You gets you so excited that I take.

1099
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 10: That and I put that in a special place in

1100
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 10: my mind. So if he's not doing what he's supposed

1101
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 10: to do in there, then I start thinking Popeye, spicy, Popeye, Spicy, Popeye, spicy, and.

1102
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 3: It just gets me to where I need to be.

1103
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 10: Is it weird that just the thought of Popeye spicy

1104
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 10: chicken gets me?

1105
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 2: Is it weird? Yeah?

1106
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 3: No, we just randomly decided to do a TV show

1107
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 3: with you as a guest. It's not weird at all. Man.

1108
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 3: So yeah, the race, well, no one's gonna get this right,

1109
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 3: So I'll just tell you now, it's a white woman,

1110
00:54:58,719 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 3: all right.

1111
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,280
Speaker 2: I mean, by the way, your kink is your kink,

1112
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 2: and mine kink is mike kink, and mike kink doesn't

1113
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:10,760
Speaker 2: have to be your kink. But get jesus please.

1114
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were saying, I'm not judging her, you know

1115
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,799
Speaker 3: I am. I say you bring if I'm her, man,

1116
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 3: I'm bringing a bucket of Popeyes by the chicken. You

1117
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 3: do what you have to do, sir. Okay, you want

1118
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,359
Speaker 3: to turn on, be sure you get the sides too.

1119
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 3: Like if I was him, I get a job part

1120
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 3: time at Popeye's working in the back. Yeah, you know,

1121
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 3: you know how you get that smell in your clothes

1122
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 3: and and come home, don't take.

1123
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 5: She'd be like, don't take a shower, and you know,

1124
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 5: get you some get you some finger looking good, don't.

1125
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 3: Speaking of food fetishes, I saw this.

1126
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 2: It's more.

1127
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:51,399
Speaker 5: There's more.

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00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 3: Fifty eight percent of Columbia seniors would give up all

1129
00:55:55,680 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 3: sex before cheese. Oh yeah, yep. The University of Columbia, Uh,

1130
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,879
Speaker 3: fifty eight percent of the seniors, the senior class did

1131
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:07,320
Speaker 3: a poll.

1132
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,439
Speaker 5: Oh well, no, one hundred percent or whatever.

1133
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,919
Speaker 3: But two hundred and twenty two interview did a poll

1134
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 3: and of that, sixty four percent of women would rather

1135
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 3: give up all sex and cheese. I wonder they maybe

1136
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 3: they just meant giving it and not receiving it. So

1137
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 3: I give up sucking a dick for some cheese.

1138
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 2: Shit.

1139
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:31,560
Speaker 3: Nah, they probably meant receiving it. And fifty three percent

1140
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 3: of men reported the same attitude. Mean the overall, fifty

1141
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:39,839
Speaker 3: eight percent of seniors preferred cheese to all sex. Guess

1142
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 3: the demographics so that that senior class. No, we don't,

1143
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 3: of course not care. Why would I have come on,

1144
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 3: let's not waste that time. All right, So everybody knows

1145
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 3: how I feel about Obama. He's cool except for two things. One,

1146
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,759
Speaker 3: he never gave my death penals that was promised in

1147
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 3: the original healthcare bell. I still have not seen any

1148
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 3: mention of being able to kill old people by voting

1149
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 3: for them to die.

1150
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 5: That's just my dream world, I guess, and I'm never

1151
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 5: gonna get to see that.

1152
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 2: Two.

1153
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 3: Uh, he needs to stop doing studies in the video

1154
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 3: games cause of violence. I feel like that's a waste

1155
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 3: of time. And if he gets his hands on my

1156
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 3: video games, me and him are gonna have a problem. Okay,

1157
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 3: But the things I do like about the president because

1158
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 3: I really feel like the the office of president doesn't

1159
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 3: matter that much.

1160
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 5: As far as.

1161
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 3: Or put it like this, it's overrated. Like people feel

1162
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 3: like a president is like a king where he just

1163
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 3: decreated ship and it's just like that's unrealistic. That's not

1164
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 3: people like, why can't he just pass a lot? It

1165
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 3: don't work like that. It's much politics is much more

1166
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 3: complex civics class. Even if he wanted something really bad,

1167
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 3: he just had to compromise something else, or he'd have

1168
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 3: to compromise what it is that he gets that he

1169
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 3: doesn't get everything. So you know whatever, here's why I

1170
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 3: do fuck with Obama. I just want the coolest president.

1171
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 3: That's it. I don't care what he believes in. I'm

1172
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 3: tired of not having cool presidents. That's my whole stance.

1173
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 3: I like Bill Clinton because he was cool ast shit.

1174
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 3: I like Obama because he's cool as shit. Fuck over

1175
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 3: the Bushes. Those niggas are laying Okay.

1176
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 2: Could you imagine them dropping off at school?

1177
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 5: Hello and embarrassing.

1178
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 3: Don't kiss me on the cheek, you know, once I

1179
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,720
Speaker 3: hold my hand all the way into the doors and

1180
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 3: I hold my hand, Fuck you Bush. So yeah, I'm

1181
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 3: not cool. They're not cool, you know. And plus the

1182
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:41,440
Speaker 3: cool people always win president. So what that means is

1183
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 3: that of the years the Bushes were there, they were

1184
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 3: cooler than the Democratic elect like the Democratic person that

1185
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 3: was coming up next to him. And you know what,

1186
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 3: I'm right, Docucus not cool. Now Al Gore very smart,

1187
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 3: not a very cool motherfucker. Now, yeah, he's much cooler

1188
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 3: now that he has no pressure on him.

1189
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 2: To be winning. It would have been terrible if he

1190
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 2: won because that he wouldn't have done all the stuff

1191
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 2: he's doing now.

1192
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, He's like, you know what, I'm gonna put on

1193
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 3: fifty pounds, relax, chill on my ranch and come up

1194
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:13,920
Speaker 3: away and save the planet. And I'm like, cool, thanks,

1195
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 3: Al Gore. You seem a lot more yourself now. You remember,

1196
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 3: for president, probably had to eat like a grape a

1197
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 3: day or some shit. So you can stay you know

1198
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:24,959
Speaker 3: thin for for the housewives and like Oregon and shit

1199
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 3: like you know what, dog good good you get fat

1200
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 3: and enjoy yourself and relax and be funny and stuff.

1201
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 3: I will fuck with you now. So this is why

1202
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 3: I like President Obama. They had to correspond to dinner

1203
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 3: uh this this week last night, and he's so funny.

1204
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 3: He's so funny, Like I wanna play some clips to him,

1205
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:47,640
Speaker 3: so good, like thank you for being my president. Funny

1206
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 3: motherfucker man like that.

1207
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 5: That's what I wrote it you for.

1208
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 1: This.

1209
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 3: This is a clip of his entrance music.

1210
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 2: Thankay, thank you everybody.

1211
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 9: How do you like my new entrance music? Rushing you

1212
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 9: about this second term? Baby, We're changing things around here

1213
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 9: a little bit. Actually, my advisors were a little worried

1214
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:47,240
Speaker 9: about the new rap entrance music. They are a little

1215
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 9: more traditional. They suggested that I should start with some

1216
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 9: jokes at my own expense, just to take myself down

1217
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 9: a peg. I was like, guys, after.

1218
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 3: Four and a half for yours, how many pegs are

1219
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 3: there left?

1220
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 2: All right?

1221
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 5: So that's that's real number one.

1222
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 3: And I didn't get this video. But he actually talked

1223
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 3: about the jay Z going to Cuba thing, and he said,

1224
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 3: maybe I lost a step, but some things ill beyond

1225
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 3: my control. For example, this whole controversy about jay Z

1226
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 3: going to Cuba is unbelievable.

1227
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 5: I got ninety nine problem and and now.

1228
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 3: Jay Z's one. They got more videos, Yeah, they got

1229
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:35,960
Speaker 3: more videos. They're all pretty short. I'll play the next one.

1230
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 3: Oh it is so good man.

1231
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,560
Speaker 9: It's like, look in the mirror, and I have to

1232
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 9: admit I'm not the strapping, young Muslim socialist that I

1233
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:57,120
Speaker 9: used to be. Compasses get a little gray.

1234
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 3: And yet.

1235
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 2: Even after all this time, I still make rookie mistakes.

1236
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 9: Like I'm out in California where the fundraiser, we're having

1237
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 9: a nice time. I happen to mention that Kamala Harris

1238
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 9: is the best looking Attorney.

1239
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 2: General in the country.

1240
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 9: As you might imagine, I got trouble when I got

1241
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 9: back home.

1242
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:25,480
Speaker 3: Who knew Eric Holder was so sensitive.

1243
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 5: It is the last way that I thought was really funny. Oh,

1244
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:37,080
Speaker 5: let give it a second low. But oh my god, man,

1245
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:37,919
Speaker 5: he's so good.

1246
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 3: He's so good at waiting for the laugh, like it's

1247
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:41,720
Speaker 3: like a professional roaster.

1248
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 9: I know Republicans are still sorting out what happened in

1249
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 9: twenty twelve, but one thing they all agree on is

1250
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 9: they need to do a better job reaching out to

1251
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:54,960
Speaker 9: my rs. And look, call me self centered, but I

1252
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,000
Speaker 9: can think of one minority they could start with.

1253
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 3: Oh you got jokes?

1254
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 6: He said, hellos a trial one.

1255
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:23,439
Speaker 3: Mmmm Ah, he's good man.

1256
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:24,880
Speaker 5: That dude is good man.

1257
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,680
Speaker 6: I think he's gonna be the older president, like after

1258
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 6: he finished presidency, they gonna like have us on show

1259
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 6: something like that.

1260
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 3: Like, look, you, we gotta do something with this, with this.

1261
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:37,960
Speaker 5: He might even be a cooler after president than president.

1262
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 2: I think so too.

1263
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 5: And he's already the coolest president that I can think of.

1264
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 2: I'm here all nights, yeah, basically.

1265
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 3: Like like that's being making us all week. It's like

1266
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:53,120
Speaker 3: you can say what you want to about Obama throughout

1267
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,960
Speaker 3: like the year, but when that corresponded dinner starts coming,

1268
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 3: it's like time to shut the funk up because you

1269
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:00,320
Speaker 3: don't want to make the list of jokes. Oh you

1270
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:04,440
Speaker 3: really don't like I wonder if Donald Trump made. I

1271
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 3: don't see Donald Trump there this year. I think he

1272
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:12,520
Speaker 3: learned his lesson. All right, guys, what do you guys

1273
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 3: think about the restaurant Chili's It's okay.

1274
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 2: Well I'll tell you they stole my boyfriend. Oh and

1275
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:26,280
Speaker 2: you know what I want? What I want? My baby's

1276
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 2: got great.

1277
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 3: I couldn't give them. Ribs are delicious.

1278
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 5: All right, So let me tell you what's really going on.

1279
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 2: Cheating heart is hungry.

1280
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:40,880
Speaker 4: You might want to find yourself over at one of

1281
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:44,360
Speaker 4: America's most popular chain restaurants, Ashley Madison dot com. Now

1282
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,280
Speaker 4: that's a dating site for married people looking to cheat.

1283
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:48,920
Speaker 4: They recently surveyed over forty thousand of their members, and

1284
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,480
Speaker 4: they compiled the list of the most popular restaurants for

1285
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 4: cheaters to eat at with their lovers.

1286
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:54,000
Speaker 2: You ready for this?

1287
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,919
Speaker 4: All right, Well you're gonna get it anyway. Number five

1288
01:04:57,720 --> 01:05:03,680
Speaker 4: the Cheesecake Factory. Number four p F Chang's, I.

1289
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:05,640
Speaker 3: Bet you do.

1290
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 4: The number three Houston's They stepping it up. Now that's

1291
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:17,840
Speaker 4: kind of nice. Number two Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, and the

1292
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 4: number one restaurant for cheating spouses to take their little

1293
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 4: something something on the side.

1294
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:24,560
Speaker 2: Too is Morton.

1295
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 4: Well, now I'm wondering all the women who asked me

1296
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 4: are taking the Mortons and wonderf they have husbands now.

1297
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:34,120
Speaker 3: But but it's possible.

1298
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 8: I don't know.

1299
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 2: But but no, here's the thing.

1300
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,480
Speaker 4: You don't want to take your side piece to Denny's

1301
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:41,720
Speaker 4: or t Ji Fridays. You want to take them to

1302
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 4: someplace really really nice. Number one, because you want to

1303
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,200
Speaker 4: impress them. But could you want to be somebody different

1304
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:47,880
Speaker 4: than you're on your own relationship, which takes me.

1305
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 2: To point number two.

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01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 4: Point number two is that you take them to places

1307
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,280
Speaker 4: that your ex will absolutely or you're not your ext

1308
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 4: your current will not find you because you don't take

1309
01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,560
Speaker 4: her to nice places like that, and neither and her

1310
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:00,240
Speaker 4: friends will be there.

1311
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 11: I mean, first of all, the chains are at a

1312
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 11: natural advantage because they're going to aggregate numbers that a

1313
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 11: local place is not going to because that's just the

1314
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 11: way it works.

1315
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:09,600
Speaker 3: The entire nature of a chain.

1316
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 11: But you would never take that person to a local

1317
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:14,080
Speaker 11: place because you're more likely to run into people you know,

1318
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:16,440
Speaker 11: I also think these places are sort of interesting and

1319
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:19,360
Speaker 11: that they're not particularly romantic. They tend to actually places

1320
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:22,800
Speaker 11: that people go for work lunches. They work so we

1321
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,680
Speaker 11: can always have the guys and being like, well we're

1322
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 11: just talking, Oh, we just work together, we.

1323
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:32,160
Speaker 3: Just co host together, for example, I remark them, he'll

1324
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:37,040
Speaker 3: follow that. But here's the thing, though, you know how

1325
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,680
Speaker 3: everybody makes a big deal about like these two hundred

1326
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 3: dollars dates and stuff on social media and all that

1327
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 3: stuff like that's where the cheetas take the women now,

1328
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:47,960
Speaker 3: man like you can't even take a woman out for

1329
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:51,200
Speaker 3: a nice time without her just thinking like mm hmm

1330
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:53,959
Speaker 3: you uh you you know you probably got a wife,

1331
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:57,919
Speaker 3: you know, so if you're cheating, take them to Chili's, guys,

1332
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:02,600
Speaker 3: that's the only solution to this. Applebee's, Chili's, dall it

1333
01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 3: back and not I mean maybe a Wendy's you can

1334
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:10,920
Speaker 3: eat inside, you know, you know, maybe this is why

1335
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 3: the groupon is making a comeback. It's a sign of

1336
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 3: trustworthing it. So I apologize everybody that I said shouldn't

1337
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:21,880
Speaker 3: use groupons. I apologize my bad guys. All right, let's

1338
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:24,680
Speaker 3: get into some crime and guess the race type stuff.

1339
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 3: I actually don't know if they have a picture of

1340
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:29,400
Speaker 3: this woman's face, but I just thought this story was funny.

1341
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:30,920
Speaker 5: So if it's guess the race, I'll let you know.

1342
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:35,720
Speaker 2: But is there busy taking your question?

1343
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:36,120
Speaker 3: Actually?

1344
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,360
Speaker 5: Fuck this video? Why is this video so long?

1345
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 3: It's like fifteen minutes long. Anyway, I'll read it. This

1346
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 3: lady Audrey Ferguson of Dorchester Community. She sometimes needs to ride, Okay, Now,

1347
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:56,960
Speaker 3: we all need rides sometimes, right, It happens, and there's

1348
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,160
Speaker 3: nothing there's nothing wrong with that.

1349
01:07:58,320 --> 01:08:02,160
Speaker 5: And I actually do know a race now. So, uh,

1350
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:03,320
Speaker 5: she's fifty one years old.

1351
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:08,720
Speaker 3: She's called the EMS at least one hundred times in

1352
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:12,080
Speaker 3: the last seven years just to get a free ride

1353
01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:19,120
Speaker 3: to downtown Charleston. What yeah, mm hmm. They say she

1354
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:25,240
Speaker 3: fakes illnesses. Did she cause a MSS to be taken

1355
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:29,160
Speaker 3: to the hospital? And then she hops out like all right, cool,

1356
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:33,479
Speaker 3: I'm here, I'm downtown now, oh are you serious? She'll

1357
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,639
Speaker 3: have a vague medical complaint for instance of domino pain,

1358
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,640
Speaker 3: so you know, she must know like the system at

1359
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:40,320
Speaker 3: this point.

1360
01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:48,000
Speaker 2: And she's like, I know there's still abdominal pain on

1361
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:53,439
Speaker 2: my you know, Acre like, she sure doesn't know a lot.

1362
01:08:54,920 --> 01:09:00,160
Speaker 3: I have pain six or above. Okay, that's why I

1363
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:02,519
Speaker 3: know what you guys are looking for. So I need

1364
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:06,840
Speaker 3: you guys to get your emergency immediately. She well, you're

1365
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:07,639
Speaker 3: gonna say something, Carol.

1366
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:10,280
Speaker 6: Sorry, No, it's one of the things where you're like,

1367
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:14,519
Speaker 6: she actually knows the medical lingo. I'm pretty pretty sure

1368
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:16,400
Speaker 6: she probably hit the doctors and shit like, well, no,

1369
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:17,800
Speaker 6: she don't even go to the door.

1370
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:19,320
Speaker 3: She just hopped out of it.

1371
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:20,760
Speaker 5: She just needs to ride.

1372
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:27,040
Speaker 3: It's like, I have chest compression. Like what, uh, ma'am

1373
01:09:27,479 --> 01:09:32,040
Speaker 3: is this Wait a minute, is this Audrey again? Yes,

1374
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:34,320
Speaker 3: it's me, but I might really have chest compressions this time.

1375
01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:35,960
Speaker 3: Do you want to be the person that lets somebody

1376
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:36,639
Speaker 3: down the street?

1377
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:38,439
Speaker 6: I bet she does that because I promise you know,

1378
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:41,320
Speaker 6: people probably know her, uh her, what her phone number is.

1379
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:42,639
Speaker 3: They'll be like, put her on her do not pick

1380
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:43,800
Speaker 3: up list. Uh.

1381
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,799
Speaker 5: Let's say she has medical complaints that are legitimate.

1382
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:49,559
Speaker 3: So until she's been evaluated and determined not to be sick,

1383
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:53,800
Speaker 3: we have to assume she is. Medics soon saw a

1384
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:57,120
Speaker 3: disturbing pattern and got suspicious. Ferguson apparently never even went

1385
01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:59,679
Speaker 3: to the hospital to get treated. Instead, she told hospital

1386
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:02,920
Speaker 3: offsh she was okay and left so they would drop off.

1387
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:06,040
Speaker 3: She walk into the emergency room, wait till the ems left,

1388
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 3: and be like they're like, can we help you? I'm fine?

1389
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:13,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, wow wow. We transport her to one of

1390
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:15,720
Speaker 3: the area hospitals that oftentimes before we even get our

1391
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:18,280
Speaker 3: paperwork completed, she signed out from the hospital, going on

1392
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:22,360
Speaker 3: to do other things. Oh shit. Warren called the Sheriff's

1393
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,800
Speaker 3: office and asked for an investigation. Detective was signed to

1394
01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:27,040
Speaker 3: the case said he wanted to be contacted next time

1395
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:30,320
Speaker 3: Ferguson called for an ambulance. On April second, investigator said

1396
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:33,160
Speaker 3: Ferguson's free rise came to an end. A Dorchester County

1397
01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:35,200
Speaker 3: deputy was waiting at the tried the medical center for

1398
01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:39,000
Speaker 3: an ambulance carrying Ferguson. Ah yeah, then it's like five

1399
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:40,639
Speaker 3: hundred dollars per ride.

1400
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:43,200
Speaker 5: Dog, that's if you got insurance, that's right.

1401
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:47,360
Speaker 3: According to an incident report, he heard her call her

1402
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:50,760
Speaker 3: son saying she needed a ride. He also heard her

1403
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:53,560
Speaker 3: tell a nurse that she wasn't ill, that she was

1404
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 3: actually feeling fine, and that she was leaving.

1405
01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:59,040
Speaker 5: Ferguson did leave in handcuffs.

1406
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:03,200
Speaker 3: She did it on the way to jail. She told

1407
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:05,200
Speaker 3: the debutey why she called for an ambulance so many times,

1408
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:07,600
Speaker 3: According to the incident before, Ferguson said, she didn't have

1409
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:09,439
Speaker 3: a car and this is the only way she had

1410
01:11:09,479 --> 01:11:12,840
Speaker 3: to get around a Medicaid pay for it anyway, it

1411
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,519
Speaker 3: was a part of her benefits. Well, this, this is

1412
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 3: like Republican like wet dream like yes, like this is

1413
01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:22,160
Speaker 3: the ship they used to cut off the ninety nine

1414
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:25,120
Speaker 3: percent of people that use it correctly. Correctly, they got

1415
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:27,960
Speaker 3: their metro card that will literally ride the bus that

1416
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:29,400
Speaker 3: will bay all the ruts.

1417
01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:32,000
Speaker 5: They were part time ins and shit.

1418
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:34,600
Speaker 6: Yes, working two or three jobs, trying to make it

1419
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:36,800
Speaker 6: off all you making three seventy five an hour after

1420
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:37,599
Speaker 6: they get taxed.

1421
01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:39,920
Speaker 3: But yet this food right here. Do this y'all want

1422
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:43,679
Speaker 3: to chop off everybody's services. Each one of these ambulance

1423
01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:46,400
Speaker 3: trips cost four hundred and twenty five dollars plus knowledge.

1424
01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 3: So if you look at the bill for taxpayers, that's

1425
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:57,240
Speaker 3: over four hundred thousand dollars. Oh my god, that's just

1426
01:11:57,320 --> 01:12:03,360
Speaker 3: in ems rids most expensive ever. Yes, and you know

1427
01:12:03,479 --> 01:12:05,479
Speaker 3: the good thing is she gets everywhere fast because like

1428
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:06,439
Speaker 3: they turn out.

1429
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:12,080
Speaker 2: Yes, eventually, they're like, let's stay for lunch for a bit,

1430
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:14,160
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, We're gonna just pull over.

1431
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,000
Speaker 2: She's gonna be fine, you know what I mean. A

1432
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:19,519
Speaker 2: cab would have gotten her there, you know, slower.

1433
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:22,000
Speaker 5: So can we drop you off? It's like, can we

1434
01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:22,800
Speaker 5: drop you off somewhere?

1435
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:25,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, they need to arrest what they did, They need

1436
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,960
Speaker 6: to charge her, and she needs to pay all this

1437
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:28,639
Speaker 6: money back.

1438
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:31,720
Speaker 3: Warren says, taxpayer should be angry. Absolutely, and that's part

1439
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:34,519
Speaker 3: of the investigation that's ongoing with the sheriff's office. Uh,

1440
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:37,400
Speaker 3: there's one other big worry that truck that the truck

1441
01:12:37,439 --> 01:12:40,880
Speaker 3: from Harleyville is tied up responding to this situation where

1442
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:43,040
Speaker 3: we appear to have abuse of the system that may

1443
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:45,400
Speaker 3: the lay our response to someone with a more significant

1444
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:47,360
Speaker 3: and more pressing need, and it concerns me.

1445
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,679
Speaker 5: First of all, every need is more pressing than hers,

1446
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:55,400
Speaker 5: you know. So that's that's crazy.

1447
01:12:55,479 --> 01:12:57,320
Speaker 3: Man. Guess the race Ember.

1448
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:01,160
Speaker 9: She is.

1449
01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:09,760
Speaker 2: The same color as everyone else's favorite medicare podcasting live

1450
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:13,360
Speaker 2: with her parents, awesome, having a pleasures on tonight?

1451
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:18,040
Speaker 5: Black all right, but if she's sexy geeky and mental.

1452
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:22,479
Speaker 2: Well she's the least.

1453
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:25,679
Speaker 3: She's at least two of them, right, black and mental,

1454
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:30,000
Speaker 3: she's the least black and mental, old white, cheesy and mental.

1455
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:34,840
Speaker 3: White lady who wait, white lady, white lady who will

1456
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:36,720
Speaker 3: die when she really needs help one day.

1457
01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:38,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like the lady who cried wolf.

1458
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:42,599
Speaker 3: The lady cried mess. She actually got arrested. One who

1459
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:48,240
Speaker 3: calls diabetes, the sugar Lindsey lowhand coated and guda cheese white. Yes,

1460
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:52,360
Speaker 3: this sounds Betty white ish, tar baby Casper, the friendly ghost,

1461
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:55,960
Speaker 3: one who thinks of animals during sex, dead or live?

1462
01:13:56,360 --> 01:14:02,240
Speaker 3: Oh maybe the chicken she's she once called because she

1463
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:07,880
Speaker 3: was having a cheese attack. Walter White's mother, wonderbread, white

1464
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:08,960
Speaker 3: white woman.

1465
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:12,439
Speaker 5: That should have hitched what that should have hitched?

1466
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:18,040
Speaker 3: Oh hitch hike, okay, gotcha schell? Uh probably already called

1467
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:21,519
Speaker 3: someone's death or just rememberment white cheese either Amanda Bond's

1468
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:24,440
Speaker 3: white hyperkondriac with honky.

1469
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:26,479
Speaker 2: For my.

1470
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:31,000
Speaker 3: I don't know why that got me, but that's good

1471
01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:35,519
Speaker 3: her forer cadriac honky white walker. Uh well, no, she

1472
01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:39,160
Speaker 3: was a white rider. She didn't walk anywhere. I didn't

1473
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:41,840
Speaker 3: know I couldn't do that white correct as it is black.

1474
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:45,479
Speaker 3: She was a black lady. What h you called it?

1475
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:47,800
Speaker 3: Everybody else is wrong too, so.

1476
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:52,639
Speaker 5: You that's that's a pretty good pool. Ember here's another one.

1477
01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:56,240
Speaker 3: Actually, I feel like I don't know if this is

1478
01:14:56,320 --> 01:14:59,840
Speaker 3: just happening more often or like literally, this happened twice.

1479
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,320
Speaker 3: I figure about evictions sometime.

1480
01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:03,120
Speaker 2: I met her Detroita. It's a sad fact of life

1481
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:03,599
Speaker 2: these days.

1482
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:07,240
Speaker 8: But in Redford, a landlord planning to evicted tenant instead

1483
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:11,040
Speaker 8: found the renter dead inside the home. Foxchooth Taron Asher

1484
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:13,360
Speaker 8: with more than the man who police say had been

1485
01:15:13,479 --> 01:15:16,000
Speaker 8: living with the decomposing corpse for months.

1486
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:21,240
Speaker 7: I haven't seen Nanny and I'm afraid she could be dead.

1487
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:25,639
Speaker 7: And that man that was living with her, I asked

1488
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:26,800
Speaker 7: him and he told me.

1489
01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:27,679
Speaker 3: She moved out.

1490
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,920
Speaker 12: Connie lash knew something was wrong. She hadn't seen her

1491
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,679
Speaker 12: dear friend Annie Marquis in at least three months.

1492
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,800
Speaker 3: You know you're getting old, by the way, when home

1493
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,040
Speaker 3: with so it goes missing your first day is they

1494
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:42,920
Speaker 3: probably did like that's when you're old.

1495
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:43,160
Speaker 6: Man.

1496
01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:45,320
Speaker 3: If I like, if one of my friends didn't, like

1497
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:46,680
Speaker 3: I didn't see him for a couple of months. I

1498
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:48,600
Speaker 3: just like, did he move? What happened to him? Is

1499
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:49,040
Speaker 3: he all right?

1500
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:49,360
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1501
01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:51,240
Speaker 3: My first response, ain't they probably did?

1502
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:51,599
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1503
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:54,880
Speaker 3: You know you you old dog. She probably dead.

1504
01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:57,720
Speaker 12: It lived a few doors down from each other at

1505
01:15:57,720 --> 01:16:00,760
Speaker 12: the Longs Mobile home court in Redford. The last time

1506
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:03,080
Speaker 12: she had spoken to the seventy two year old, Connie

1507
01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:05,559
Speaker 12: says she asked Annie about the man that had moved

1508
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:07,840
Speaker 12: into her trailer who didn't seem right.

1509
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:11,680
Speaker 7: She told me she knew him for thirty years, and

1510
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:13,960
Speaker 7: I says, what are you doing with him? He don't

1511
01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:16,639
Speaker 7: act right. He throws his hands up in the air

1512
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:21,400
Speaker 7: and bows down on the ground. I couldn't understand.

1513
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:23,519
Speaker 12: No one in the mobile home park had seen or

1514
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:26,880
Speaker 12: heard from Annie in months. She was also months behind

1515
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:27,479
Speaker 12: in her rent.

1516
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:32,439
Speaker 3: Is Ednie okay? I said, Annie? Are you okay? Annie?

1517
01:16:32,439 --> 01:16:35,360
Speaker 3: Are you okay? Are you okay? Annie? Annie?

1518
01:16:35,479 --> 01:16:35,519
Speaker 9: Not?

1519
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:36,720
Speaker 3: Aber say.

1520
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:39,439
Speaker 12: The manager had no choice but to a victor, and

1521
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:42,920
Speaker 12: that led to a shocking discovery earlier this week, when

1522
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,840
Speaker 12: the landlord came to a victor Annie, a man answered

1523
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:48,920
Speaker 12: the door like everything was fine, but apparently it wasn't.

1524
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:53,479
Speaker 12: The landlord looked inside and saw Annie's decomposing body laying

1525
01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:54,479
Speaker 12: on the sofa bed.

1526
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:56,799
Speaker 3: She had been dead for months.

1527
01:16:57,320 --> 01:17:02,639
Speaker 5: Please, sounds like she was hit by a smooth criminal.

1528
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:06,720
Speaker 3: It's I set you up for that.

1529
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:08,880
Speaker 5: I thought you were going to take it anyway. That's

1530
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:10,799
Speaker 5: fine the rest.

1531
01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:12,280
Speaker 12: Of the sixty four year old man who had been

1532
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:16,400
Speaker 12: living with Annie. Investigators say, according to the Medical Examiner's office,

1533
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 12: the elderly woman who died of natural causes had been

1534
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:23,439
Speaker 12: dead since last November, but her sixty four year old

1535
01:17:23,479 --> 01:17:26,559
Speaker 12: roommate never reported it and had been living with her

1536
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:29,559
Speaker 12: dead body and off her money ever since.

1537
01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:34,600
Speaker 7: She kept going to the bank before she died, and.

1538
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:37,840
Speaker 3: He must have got the money.

1539
01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:39,600
Speaker 12: Police say the sixty four year old man.

1540
01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:42,000
Speaker 5: Sound like Connie was all up in Annie's business.

1541
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:47,040
Speaker 3: I mean, calm down. Connie is not your money and is.

1542
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:50,040
Speaker 12: In custody and will be charged Friday with financial fraud

1543
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:53,240
Speaker 12: and not reporting a dead body. I think that's terrible

1544
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:55,320
Speaker 12: and right for a Taran Asher Fox.

1545
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:58,400
Speaker 3: Cho Yeah, well we can already because they don't show Annie.

1546
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:03,160
Speaker 3: But we gotta play guess y. I guess all right? Ever,

1547
01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:04,880
Speaker 3: what what race do you think Connie is?

1548
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:06,400
Speaker 2: Okay? Are you ready for this?

1549
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:07,720
Speaker 6: No?

1550
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:13,640
Speaker 2: You're not but I'll do it anyway. Betty Caucasian, Betty Caucasian,

1551
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:14,600
Speaker 2: get it.

1552
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:19,840
Speaker 5: No, I don't get oh I do. Okay, you're right,

1553
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:20,519
Speaker 5: I was already.

1554
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:23,639
Speaker 3: I was already. I do have a sense of humor,

1555
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:24,920
Speaker 3: but I just did not come here to laugh. This

1556
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:28,920
Speaker 3: nigga didn't even pay for my drinks, never had to

1557
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:31,919
Speaker 3: order take out or hookers ever. Get white peptalf bismall

1558
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:36,559
Speaker 3: pink honkey, whiter than normal bait Bets Baits and Jeffrey

1559
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:41,639
Speaker 3: Dahmer combined, Norman Baits. Okay, a's cheese, Gladys Kravits, white stale,

1560
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:45,840
Speaker 3: white bread all ember, That is not a race. Season

1561
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:49,439
Speaker 3: three friends, White one who walks around in her row

1562
01:18:49,439 --> 01:18:54,080
Speaker 3: of white golden girls. Watch that pimping with cheese? What

1563
01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:56,200
Speaker 3: wash that pimpin with cheese?

1564
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:56,599
Speaker 4: All right?

1565
01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:59,599
Speaker 3: White white eggshell one who would let a dog eat

1566
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:02,720
Speaker 3: a piece of She's out of her mouth. They say

1567
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:09,760
Speaker 3: old crackers smell like pain paint? What oh, white people

1568
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:13,160
Speaker 3: feel like paint? That is a new stereo. I've never

1569
01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:14,080
Speaker 3: heard of that one before.

1570
01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:16,840
Speaker 2: That's pretty new. Fuck.

1571
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:19,080
Speaker 3: Never heard of that one.

1572
01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:26,280
Speaker 5: Chatter raise ship man, Oh my god, old white people

1573
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:26,800
Speaker 5: smell like.

1574
01:19:26,840 --> 01:19:29,160
Speaker 3: You own it? But you are two for two honey.

1575
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:30,799
Speaker 3: All right, man, Oh.

1576
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,160
Speaker 5: We got like a bouse.

1577
01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:35,240
Speaker 3: Let's see where can find another. Oh, this is a

1578
01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:38,000
Speaker 3: quick story and has nothing to do anything. The girl

1579
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:41,519
Speaker 3: that wrote that uh mean ass email to the rest

1580
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:44,760
Speaker 3: of the Delta Gamma, so already she resigned.

1581
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:49,360
Speaker 6: That ship. Now that ship was posted that, well, you

1582
01:19:49,439 --> 01:19:52,000
Speaker 6: got comedians making Yeah, you got to step down.

1583
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:53,639
Speaker 3: That's not an option though. Yeah.

1584
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:56,080
Speaker 5: So all right, let's get back to guess the race.

1585
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:58,880
Speaker 1: It all started with this phone call on the night

1586
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:01,600
Speaker 1: of April seventeen, just taking their availability.

1587
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:08,480
Speaker 2: What time would you like, Uh, it's nine o'clock now about.

1588
01:20:08,280 --> 01:20:10,080
Speaker 3: Ten would work.

1589
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:13,840
Speaker 1: Cleveland Brown's player Quentin Groves making a phone call to

1590
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:16,680
Speaker 1: a woman he found in the adult section of a

1591
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:19,760
Speaker 1: social networking site soliciting.

1592
01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:20,360
Speaker 3: Sex for cash.

1593
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:22,160
Speaker 2: What your price?

1594
01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:27,679
Speaker 3: Yours is one hundred hour for an hour? Yea, oh okay,

1595
01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:32,679
Speaker 3: and that's what police say. The twenty eight year old linebackers.

1596
01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:34,200
Speaker 5: One hundred four hours scenes expensive to me.

1597
01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:37,120
Speaker 3: But I don't know what I know for the for Yeah,

1598
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:39,760
Speaker 3: I don't know what the going right for prostitution is. Well,

1599
01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:42,160
Speaker 3: I feel like if I was an NFL cornerback, I

1600
01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:47,400
Speaker 3: would probably I don't know, pay more, like, yes, find

1601
01:20:47,439 --> 01:20:48,599
Speaker 3: a more discreet way.

1602
01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:54,880
Speaker 6: And my thing is this, all the women did flock

1603
01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:59,439
Speaker 6: around NFL players too. Don't even do anything you could

1604
01:20:59,439 --> 01:21:00,920
Speaker 6: wand to be before the fact that you want the

1605
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:02,160
Speaker 6: teen somebody gonna be there.

1606
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:05,799
Speaker 3: Well, but in all fairness, there are women from Cleveland,

1607
01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:09,840
Speaker 3: so you know, you know I didn't think that. Yeah, no,

1608
01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:12,880
Speaker 3: Page just paid one hundred dollars. But still, can you

1609
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:14,320
Speaker 3: got a more class of service?

1610
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:18,920
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, when it got your ass caught right, Yeah,

1611
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:20,240
Speaker 2: that's in your cookies.

1612
01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:22,280
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm, that's true.

1613
01:21:22,320 --> 01:21:23,240
Speaker 3: You do need to pay more.

1614
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:26,679
Speaker 1: It was the fictitious name Josh when setting up the tryst.

1615
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:29,920
Speaker 1: Little did he know it was a female officer with

1616
01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:33,400
Speaker 1: Orange Police on the other end of the line, working

1617
01:21:33,479 --> 01:21:37,679
Speaker 1: with the Cuyahoga County Sheriff's Department in an ongoing undercover sting.

1618
01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:40,080
Speaker 13: They've been doing this in Greater Cleveland now for that

1619
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:44,599
Speaker 13: probably well over a year, and periodically our hotels will

1620
01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:48,120
Speaker 13: be the target. Quinn Groves was greeted by the Orange

1621
01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:50,880
Speaker 13: Police Department in the Kiga County Sheriff's Department. When the

1622
01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:53,559
Speaker 13: door was opened, there was no female even in the room.

1623
01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:56,840
Speaker 3: Before arriving at the Hotel Groves mad Man.

1624
01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,760
Speaker 5: That had to be the worst case of blue balls ever.

1625
01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:02,800
Speaker 3: Oh you know, he probably took a Viagara for he

1626
01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:05,320
Speaker 3: showed up like I'm gonna get my hundred dollars worth

1627
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,920
Speaker 3: and then like get on the grounds like oh, you

1628
01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:14,160
Speaker 3: guys aren't prostitutes or women. Mm hmmm since two thousand

1629
01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:16,360
Speaker 3: and six, probably in the backseat the car, like just

1630
01:22:16,439 --> 01:22:18,160
Speaker 3: jack me off a little bit, man, Come on, I

1631
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:20,840
Speaker 3: just you can't see me in prison with balls like this.

1632
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:26,200
Speaker 3: So guess the race amber of Quentin Groves corner cornerback

1633
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:28,160
Speaker 3: for the Cleveland Browns, Because I bet you don't.

1634
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:32,120
Speaker 2: Know who he is. I do not, Well, I am

1635
01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:36,200
Speaker 2: going to say the good haired side of a chilla.

1636
01:22:36,680 --> 01:22:37,040
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

1637
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:39,719
Speaker 5: Okay, so what good heir? That's white?

1638
01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:40,000
Speaker 2: Right?

1639
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:44,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right? The child the chat room, says one

1640
01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:46,960
Speaker 3: who skins the same color as the name of his team,

1641
01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:48,280
Speaker 3: Cleveland Browns.

1642
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:50,400
Speaker 5: I like that lender brother.

1643
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:52,800
Speaker 3: Nobody else guess see, oh, one who talks to child

1644
01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:55,280
Speaker 3: support about the way that banker kind of set up

1645
01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:59,320
Speaker 3: that boy is black? Do you offer discounts black light

1646
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:04,080
Speaker 3: skinned black, blackety black blacketed? Wesley Pipe Wesley Snipes silly

1647
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:08,000
Speaker 3: ass for four point four forty yard running field slave

1648
01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:13,599
Speaker 3: resident from Nigga, keep running Mississippi. Black, dumbass, Nigga blacker

1649
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:18,280
Speaker 3: than Geno monkey Smith, rich and too stupid to call

1650
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:21,640
Speaker 3: a good escort agency negro coon cricket. He graduated from

1651
01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:22,800
Speaker 3: my school. He's black, yo.

1652
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:25,360
Speaker 5: Correct that black changed my mind.

1653
01:23:25,560 --> 01:23:28,840
Speaker 3: Oh it's too late, I already called it. Sorry, Amber,

1654
01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:35,639
Speaker 3: I got all it was black. Yeah, I'm sorry. Can't

1655
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:38,880
Speaker 3: can't pull it the last second. All right, let's let's

1656
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:41,479
Speaker 3: let's give you one more chance. I'm gonna double it

1657
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:45,120
Speaker 3: up for all the bonus points. All right.

1658
01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:47,679
Speaker 5: Actually, I give you two chances. I'll get to you because,

1659
01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:49,320
Speaker 5: like you, Amber, I want you to succeed.

1660
01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:54,320
Speaker 3: First one is thirty five year old woman who visits

1661
01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:58,519
Speaker 3: Smathers Beach almost every day, told cops a man sitting

1662
01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:01,760
Speaker 3: near her at the beach had a exposed himself and masturbated,

1663
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:06,040
Speaker 3: according to an arrest affidated from the Key West Police Department.

1664
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:08,200
Speaker 5: Oh Florida, Florida.

1665
01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:11,599
Speaker 3: The woman also told cops that the man was reportedly

1666
01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:13,880
Speaker 3: doing it so hard his whole body was shaken.

1667
01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:18,720
Speaker 5: Now see, I feel like all I feel like that's

1668
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:19,240
Speaker 5: a compliment.

1669
01:24:19,439 --> 01:24:19,600
Speaker 6: You know.

1670
01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:22,880
Speaker 3: It's like if if a dude is going to jerk

1671
01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:26,160
Speaker 3: off to you in public, don't you kind of want to,

1672
01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:28,599
Speaker 3: you know, to really be going to town with himself

1673
01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:31,720
Speaker 3: where he just doesn't even care who season? Yeah, you know,

1674
01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:35,000
Speaker 3: like you are just that sexy lady. Yeah, like that's

1675
01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:36,599
Speaker 3: how I would look at it now. Of course, if

1676
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,920
Speaker 3: you pass the missic, you're looking at it like, really,

1677
01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:41,080
Speaker 3: all that work just to get a nut to me?

1678
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:44,679
Speaker 5: Like, what the fuck, dude, Like, really shouldn't be that hard.

1679
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:46,800
Speaker 5: I'll see you breaking the sweat over there.

1680
01:24:48,720 --> 01:24:50,759
Speaker 3: When a cop had When a cop at first arrived,

1681
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:52,680
Speaker 3: he could not clearly see what the man was doing

1682
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:55,560
Speaker 3: because the man was sitting near some sea oats with

1683
01:24:55,680 --> 01:24:58,840
Speaker 3: a backpack near his side, which obstructed the officer's view.

1684
01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:02,920
Speaker 3: The officer lands, oats, I don't know care, okay, oats

1685
01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:05,160
Speaker 3: of the sea. It's like chicken of the seed. It's tuna,

1686
01:25:05,439 --> 01:25:08,400
Speaker 3: you know, oats of the sea must be like seaweed.

1687
01:25:10,560 --> 01:25:12,639
Speaker 3: But the officer noted that he could see the man's

1688
01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:15,360
Speaker 3: arm moving, although he cannot determine the motion.

1689
01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:21,200
Speaker 5: Turns out, yes, it's not the size of the ship.

1690
01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:25,920
Speaker 3: Turns out the man was playing a furious game of

1691
01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:31,320
Speaker 3: ball and hoop and stick, but the officer noted that

1692
01:25:31,439 --> 01:25:33,880
Speaker 3: he could see the man's arm moving couldn't determine the notion.

1693
01:25:34,479 --> 01:25:38,559
Speaker 3: As soon as the man later identified as Elijah Slocum

1694
01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:42,320
Speaker 3: of Key West, spotted the cop, he immediately grabbed a

1695
01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:45,400
Speaker 3: small blue towel and appeared to wipe his hands with it,

1696
01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:50,000
Speaker 3: getting rid of the DNA evidence. I assume it is

1697
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:50,799
Speaker 3: his evidence.

1698
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:53,879
Speaker 5: Looks like he was caught sperm handed.

1699
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:58,840
Speaker 3: The woman told the cops that slow them forty two

1700
01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:03,439
Speaker 3: had had a had initially sat several feet away from

1701
01:26:03,479 --> 01:26:06,840
Speaker 3: her as she read a book. However, when she glanced

1702
01:26:06,960 --> 01:26:10,439
Speaker 3: up to read some kite surfer to watch some kite surfers,

1703
01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:12,040
Speaker 3: she then noticed the man.

1704
01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:15,639
Speaker 5: Had moved closer to her and was doing a little handiwork.

1705
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:18,840
Speaker 3: Little more than a little handywork. That's a lot of handywork.

1706
01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:21,400
Speaker 5: No, we don't know what sagage Genny Telor was.

1707
01:26:21,479 --> 01:26:23,439
Speaker 3: Maybe it was No. I mean she was saying he

1708
01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:27,680
Speaker 3: was shaking his shit. There's a lot of handywork. Cobs noted, right,

1709
01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:30,280
Speaker 3: mm hmm, he could be doing anything. Believe his pants.

1710
01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:34,200
Speaker 3: Cobs noted in his report that Slocum was sober before

1711
01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:38,280
Speaker 3: hauling him to the pokey. So that's the race of

1712
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:44,160
Speaker 3: mister Elijah Slocum forty two years old, jerking off at

1713
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:44,479
Speaker 3: the beach.

1714
01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:50,880
Speaker 2: Elijah, that's oh oh oh oh uh bar mitzvah going

1715
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:53,840
Speaker 2: kosher eating white.

1716
01:26:54,080 --> 01:26:56,400
Speaker 5: All right, let's check the chat room. One who wears

1717
01:26:56,439 --> 01:26:57,519
Speaker 5: Steve Harvey suits.

1718
01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:01,080
Speaker 3: Do I even need to redress that black spells like

1719
01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:05,040
Speaker 3: Hennessy's New fort and chicken black even chills fourteen dix

1720
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:10,679
Speaker 3: Mandingo cock black Quagmi from Family Guy, Beach beat Off, Seashell. White,

1721
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:13,680
Speaker 3: one who appears on real sex episodes, kinky white, one

1722
01:27:13,720 --> 01:27:16,640
Speaker 3: who will never be accused of being a terrorist, just

1723
01:27:16,720 --> 01:27:20,439
Speaker 3: crazy white pee wee herman sloak him. He certainly was

1724
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:26,000
Speaker 3: not coming slowly black. Yeah, it was a fast come white.

1725
01:27:26,360 --> 01:27:26,599
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1726
01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:33,400
Speaker 3: I have been stroking nignog white man that was turned

1727
01:27:33,439 --> 01:27:36,280
Speaker 3: black by the heat of the sun, jerking jigaboo, whiter

1728
01:27:36,360 --> 01:27:39,280
Speaker 3: than the come he shoot out hand all in my pasts.

1729
01:27:39,439 --> 01:27:43,920
Speaker 5: You don't even know black Jack's Jack said with that

1730
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:44,880
Speaker 5: hot natcho.

1731
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:48,000
Speaker 3: Cheese white black of black, whiter than milk a magnesium

1732
01:27:48,120 --> 01:27:51,720
Speaker 3: You know what's funny about this, though, is personally for

1733
01:27:51,880 --> 01:27:54,040
Speaker 3: my masturbation. I could never do it in a hot

1734
01:27:54,120 --> 01:27:56,519
Speaker 3: ass sun like that is such a huge turnoff. I

1735
01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:59,120
Speaker 3: like comfort when I'm jerking it. I don't like to

1736
01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:01,559
Speaker 3: be like you know, I hope I don't pass out

1737
01:28:01,560 --> 01:28:05,679
Speaker 3: from dehydration before I can get this nut like I'm good.

1738
01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:10,160
Speaker 3: I prefer, you know, cool environments. Please not the beach

1739
01:28:10,240 --> 01:28:13,160
Speaker 3: in the sun. It's too much for me. Sand Yeah,

1740
01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:16,880
Speaker 3: you know. Plus it's that dry. He's probably gonna pass

1741
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:19,479
Speaker 3: out and you know it, Yeah exactly.

1742
01:28:19,479 --> 01:28:20,880
Speaker 5: I'm not using my sweat for them.

1743
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:23,960
Speaker 3: I don't know what is, but I don't want them

1744
01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:27,400
Speaker 3: on me. Yeah, sweat all in your eyes and ship anyway,

1745
01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:32,160
Speaker 3: he was black, black jerking it at the beach. Who

1746
01:28:32,160 --> 01:28:33,040
Speaker 3: would have thunk Dad?

1747
01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:35,240
Speaker 5: I know, right, all right now, how can he afford

1748
01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:35,760
Speaker 5: to do that?

1749
01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:40,760
Speaker 3: Apparently you can't. He went to jail here, all right,

1750
01:28:40,840 --> 01:28:45,080
Speaker 3: So here we go. This is the double points. Like

1751
01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:46,880
Speaker 3: I almost feel like I need to do this other

1752
01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:49,559
Speaker 3: story first before we get let's make it more climatic

1753
01:28:50,560 --> 01:28:51,360
Speaker 3: sowre ratchetness.

1754
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:54,120
Speaker 5: Yes it keeps happening, Yes, we keep talking about it.

1755
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:58,280
Speaker 3: A man well who was allegedly making threats while brandishing

1756
01:28:58,320 --> 01:29:01,120
Speaker 3: the Samarai style, so it was the rest by the police.

1757
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:03,560
Speaker 5: He was trying to get into a property.

1758
01:29:03,240 --> 01:29:05,679
Speaker 3: At Moss Bay and Workington when an alarm was raised

1759
01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:07,920
Speaker 3: by a member of the public. The man ran off

1760
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:10,640
Speaker 3: when officers arrived, but was found nearby. The sword was

1761
01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:13,880
Speaker 3: located in nearby property and seized a twenty one year

1762
01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:16,400
Speaker 3: That's why he threw the fucking sword just randomly into

1763
01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:19,960
Speaker 3: some probably like a child daycare center. I know some

1764
01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:23,360
Speaker 3: kids gonna pick it up. He's like, oh, here's an

1765
01:29:23,520 --> 01:29:26,599
Speaker 3: HIV clinic. I'll just throw my sword here. Fucking asshole,

1766
01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:29,640
Speaker 3: A twenty one year old from Workington was arrested on

1767
01:29:29,720 --> 01:29:32,320
Speaker 3: suspension of a fray, threats of assault, and possession of

1768
01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:35,519
Speaker 3: an offensive weapon. He was still in police custody this morning.

1769
01:29:36,120 --> 01:29:38,720
Speaker 3: Anyone saw the insident, cop detective, So there you go.

1770
01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:43,479
Speaker 2: Offensive wedding. Did you notice that it's an offensive weapon,

1771
01:29:43,640 --> 01:29:46,479
Speaker 2: not a murderous exactly exactly.

1772
01:29:46,479 --> 01:29:50,600
Speaker 3: It offends me, yohanna, it's not using it. It's not

1773
01:29:50,680 --> 01:29:51,679
Speaker 3: politically correct.

1774
01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:53,840
Speaker 2: You know, it's like amber at a comedy show.

1775
01:29:54,280 --> 01:29:56,720
Speaker 3: Oh oh, what kind of hme? Are you doing some

1776
01:29:56,920 --> 01:30:01,240
Speaker 3: racy stuff? Hopefully I gotta come see you.

1777
01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:02,000
Speaker 5: Then I'm gonna come.

1778
01:30:02,040 --> 01:30:04,439
Speaker 3: I'm gonna come there, get a drink and sit at

1779
01:30:04,479 --> 01:30:06,599
Speaker 3: the wrong table and fold my arms and not laugh

1780
01:30:06,680 --> 01:30:07,200
Speaker 3: the whole time.

1781
01:30:07,439 --> 01:30:07,720
Speaker 9: Not me.

1782
01:30:07,920 --> 01:30:09,720
Speaker 3: I'll go drink and laugh and then hop under your

1783
01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:11,560
Speaker 3: umbrella on the way out, because that's what I do.

1784
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:15,000
Speaker 3: I'm an asshole, yes, and I'm gonna get you the side.

1785
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:18,040
Speaker 5: Because we family. As long as it's raining and you

1786
01:30:18,200 --> 01:30:18,879
Speaker 5: have an umbrella.

1787
01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:24,080
Speaker 3: A hockey player has died after being bitten by a

1788
01:30:24,200 --> 01:30:28,519
Speaker 3: King Brown snake at hockey fields in Northern Territory.

1789
01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:32,439
Speaker 5: Might a King Brown snake?

1790
01:30:32,680 --> 01:30:36,200
Speaker 3: That all these all this new ship, King Brown State,

1791
01:30:36,479 --> 01:30:40,519
Speaker 3: that's right, Carlberry twenty six. But what does do the

1792
01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:43,360
Speaker 3: snakes have? Racist? You the green snake? You the brown snake.

1793
01:30:44,400 --> 01:30:47,000
Speaker 5: Well he's a well they have classism. He's a king.

1794
01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:50,599
Speaker 2: Okay, the Brown State. When wouldn't be playing hockey?

1795
01:30:50,960 --> 01:30:54,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, he's the King Brown snake. He hangs

1796
01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:58,160
Speaker 3: out of the hockey field, but he hates Hockey's constantly

1797
01:30:58,240 --> 01:31:03,840
Speaker 3: bored by It's just there for the fights. Ca call

1798
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:07,719
Speaker 3: Verry twenty six was at Marara Hockey Center in Darwin

1799
01:31:07,800 --> 01:31:10,439
Speaker 3: on Tuesday evening when he picked up picked up a

1800
01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:13,439
Speaker 3: snake thinking it was a python, and threw it into

1801
01:31:13,479 --> 01:31:17,479
Speaker 3: the bushes. He picked why do you pick it up? Snakes?

1802
01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:19,880
Speaker 2: So he picked it up, thinking that it was a

1803
01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:21,560
Speaker 2: more dangerous snake.

1804
01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:23,960
Speaker 5: Right, and then it bit him on the hand.

1805
01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:28,080
Speaker 3: But he did not seek medical health because he thought

1806
01:31:28,120 --> 01:31:31,160
Speaker 3: the snake was harmless. Well, I say the hockey center

1807
01:31:31,280 --> 01:31:34,800
Speaker 3: in Darwin indeed, because this is Darwinism that he would

1808
01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:40,360
Speaker 3: die he was bit by the snake. He was bit

1809
01:31:40,479 --> 01:31:44,240
Speaker 3: by the snake and then went on a two kilometer run.

1810
01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:54,640
Speaker 3: Oh shit, why because fuck Google, that's why. Fuck the

1811
01:31:54,880 --> 01:32:00,360
Speaker 3: Nature Channel, fuck Discovery, fuck health, fucking murder. You see

1812
01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:03,240
Speaker 3: classes where they just teach you how to treat snake bites.

1813
01:32:03,680 --> 01:32:06,400
Speaker 3: Fuck all of that knowledge and shit that you people have.

1814
01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:09,920
Speaker 3: I played hockey, motherfucker. I'm an outrun this snake venom.

1815
01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:10,960
Speaker 3: That's what I do.

1816
01:32:11,920 --> 01:32:18,720
Speaker 6: Well, I'm a punk ass because anything bite me, uh

1817
01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:23,599
Speaker 6: stems me, any shit like that, I'm going somewhere.

1818
01:32:24,040 --> 01:32:24,640
Speaker 3: But that's why you.

1819
01:32:24,680 --> 01:32:27,320
Speaker 5: Don't play hockey. And he's going somewhere too. Yes he

1820
01:32:27,520 --> 01:32:28,479
Speaker 5: is to the morgue.

1821
01:32:29,600 --> 01:32:31,439
Speaker 3: Yes at the grave.

1822
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:31,800
Speaker 7: Yes.

1823
01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:34,599
Speaker 3: Ambulance officer said that was one of the worst things

1824
01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:36,360
Speaker 3: he could have done. Is it pumped the venom through

1825
01:32:36,360 --> 01:32:39,400
Speaker 3: his system and collapse and collapse when he returned. The

1826
01:32:39,479 --> 01:32:42,960
Speaker 3: captain of the eight grade team of Commerce Pints Hockey Club,

1827
01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:46,000
Speaker 3: was rushed to the hospital but declared dead on Wednesday

1828
01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:48,120
Speaker 3: night in the intensive care unit after being put on

1829
01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:51,519
Speaker 3: life support. Call's father, Iron, said his son was a

1830
01:32:52,120 --> 01:32:56,360
Speaker 3: sportsmad bloke who loved his work as a service station manager.

1831
01:32:56,920 --> 01:32:59,599
Speaker 3: Will get there, he said, when asked how he was coping.

1832
01:33:00,120 --> 01:33:05,880
Speaker 3: We've had better weeks, mister Barry. Yeah, he's not a

1833
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:10,720
Speaker 3: man of overstatement there. It was just my cousin who

1834
01:33:10,840 --> 01:33:11,720
Speaker 3: died last week.

1835
01:33:11,880 --> 01:33:13,280
Speaker 2: But this is too much.

1836
01:33:13,560 --> 01:33:15,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, he asked how he was doing, He said five

1837
01:33:15,479 --> 01:33:17,040
Speaker 5: out of ten, five.

1838
01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:19,400
Speaker 3: Out of ten. Ask me next week it might be

1839
01:33:19,479 --> 01:33:24,120
Speaker 3: a sixth. Not the best day, Calls for long.

1840
01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:24,920
Speaker 2: I've been better.

1841
01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:27,880
Speaker 5: Uh there was the time I watched Avatar and it

1842
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:28,680
Speaker 5: wasn't in three D.

1843
01:33:28,960 --> 01:33:33,040
Speaker 3: And then this mister Barry said his family was keeping

1844
01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:35,280
Speaker 3: cars body on life support so his organs.

1845
01:33:35,040 --> 01:33:35,759
Speaker 5: Could be donated.

1846
01:33:36,040 --> 01:33:38,280
Speaker 3: He was out going as a leader and now he

1847
01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:40,880
Speaker 3: needs to give all his organs full of poison to random,

1848
01:33:40,960 --> 01:33:44,960
Speaker 3: unrespecting people. There are conflicted stories about how Car came

1849
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:47,800
Speaker 3: to pick up the snake, with some reports that it

1850
01:33:47,920 --> 01:33:48,880
Speaker 3: was on a hockey field.

1851
01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:53,360
Speaker 5: Others say a woman convinced him to bite an apple and.

1852
01:33:55,479 --> 01:33:56,400
Speaker 3: It was all her fault.

1853
01:33:56,479 --> 01:33:58,200
Speaker 5: Now women have to get pregnant and it hurts.

1854
01:33:58,520 --> 01:34:01,120
Speaker 3: Yes, some of the hockey players have said that the

1855
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:04,519
Speaker 3: snake was in an office and junior players raised the

1856
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:06,120
Speaker 3: alarm before a car picked it up.

1857
01:34:07,880 --> 01:34:09,679
Speaker 5: I wonder if it was like doing office work.

1858
01:34:10,840 --> 01:34:11,000
Speaker 2: You know.

1859
01:34:11,080 --> 01:34:14,640
Speaker 3: I was like, I have to finish these reports, and

1860
01:34:15,479 --> 01:34:18,920
Speaker 3: they car was like, get out of that chair, you

1861
01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:21,600
Speaker 3: silly snake. Take off those glasses. In that time, what

1862
01:34:21,720 --> 01:34:27,040
Speaker 3: was the Copra commando? Man? I've heard several stories, but

1863
01:34:27,160 --> 01:34:30,080
Speaker 3: I have no direct knowledge, says mister Barry. Don't matter,

1864
01:34:30,800 --> 01:34:36,800
Speaker 3: boy's dead. Saint John's Ambulance operations manager Craig Garaway said

1865
01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:39,920
Speaker 3: mister Barry was conscious when paramedics arrived, and it took

1866
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:41,720
Speaker 3: up to fifteen minutes for him to mention he had

1867
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:44,439
Speaker 3: been been by snake? Are you serious?

1868
01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:49,160
Speaker 2: Like I'm feeling kind of. I don't know. Under the weather,

1869
01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:50,559
Speaker 2: I had better days.

1870
01:34:50,760 --> 01:34:54,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's also a master understatement. It's like, what could

1871
01:34:54,560 --> 01:34:57,120
Speaker 3: it have been? Let's see, I ate sushi at a

1872
01:34:57,240 --> 01:35:02,320
Speaker 3: really dicey place earlier. Let's see, I had sex without

1873
01:35:02,320 --> 01:35:04,160
Speaker 3: a condom a few weeks ago. But that couldn't be

1874
01:35:04,200 --> 01:35:08,240
Speaker 3: it them. That would have been I slept with the

1875
01:35:08,280 --> 01:35:10,360
Speaker 3: air condition and the fan on. I may be coming

1876
01:35:10,360 --> 01:35:12,400
Speaker 3: out with the head coat. Oh and also I got

1877
01:35:12,479 --> 01:35:16,479
Speaker 3: bit by a very very uh poisonous brown snake earlier.

1878
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:18,200
Speaker 5: So there's that, but.

1879
01:35:18,400 --> 01:35:18,880
Speaker 3: Couldn't be that.

1880
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:24,679
Speaker 2: All right, So wow, let's get this gun.

1881
01:35:25,000 --> 01:35:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I'll just run it.

1882
01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:30,080
Speaker 5: I'll walk it off. He took walking off literally, and

1883
01:35:30,400 --> 01:35:31,120
Speaker 5: did understand.

1884
01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:33,080
Speaker 3: He said he ran it off.

1885
01:35:33,200 --> 01:35:36,519
Speaker 5: Sports cliches got him killed one hundred and ten percent.

1886
01:35:36,960 --> 01:35:39,320
Speaker 3: Trying to be all man and tough tough got you dead.

1887
01:35:39,439 --> 01:35:39,599
Speaker 4: Sir.

1888
01:35:40,680 --> 01:35:42,920
Speaker 2: He's downtown, so he might as well do some shopping.

1889
01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:46,040
Speaker 2: He's just one of the trip. Turns out, m hm,

1890
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:46,920
Speaker 2: he needed.

1891
01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:48,920
Speaker 5: It exactly hard.

1892
01:35:49,960 --> 01:35:53,920
Speaker 2: So we call a callback to Aubrey, who took.

1893
01:35:55,120 --> 01:35:57,519
Speaker 3: Well, you know what's funny. They could have got there faster,

1894
01:35:57,680 --> 01:35:59,879
Speaker 3: but they were too busy giving her a ride downtown.

1895
01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:03,839
Speaker 5: So well, they say that it's a game of benches

1896
01:36:04,160 --> 01:36:04,840
Speaker 5: or kilometers.

1897
01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:07,280
Speaker 3: Uh, he had gone. He had gone for a two

1898
01:36:07,360 --> 01:36:10,439
Speaker 3: kilometer run, which pumped the venom around his system much faster.

1899
01:36:10,880 --> 01:36:13,519
Speaker 3: Mister Barry said the venom had been sent away for testing,

1900
01:36:13,520 --> 01:36:16,080
Speaker 3: and it was thought that snake was a King Brown

1901
01:36:17,840 --> 01:36:18,200
Speaker 3: all right.

1902
01:36:18,600 --> 01:36:21,519
Speaker 5: Uh they call it King Brown now, I guess it's

1903
01:36:21,520 --> 01:36:22,200
Speaker 5: his formal name.

1904
01:36:22,760 --> 01:36:27,320
Speaker 3: Uh. The executive Officer of Hockey Northern Territory, Baden Sharp,

1905
01:36:27,400 --> 01:36:30,080
Speaker 3: said Car hit his head when he collapsed. At the

1906
01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:32,840
Speaker 3: request of the hockey and t officers from Parks of Wildlife,

1907
01:36:33,320 --> 01:36:36,240
Speaker 3: they have attended the Mara Hockey Center. He said, a

1908
01:36:36,400 --> 01:36:39,519
Speaker 3: minute silence will be held before each senior game this weekend,

1909
01:36:39,640 --> 01:36:40,519
Speaker 3: and players will wear.

1910
01:36:40,479 --> 01:36:43,000
Speaker 5: Black arm bands and memories of Carl Berry's passing.

1911
01:36:43,320 --> 01:36:46,759
Speaker 3: Guess the race of Carl the hockey player who decided

1912
01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:48,519
Speaker 3: that snake venom don't mean shit?

1913
01:36:48,600 --> 01:36:54,120
Speaker 2: Themn uh he is first of all, this is not

1914
01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:57,680
Speaker 2: even fair, but I appreciate it. It is he is

1915
01:36:58,920 --> 01:37:04,320
Speaker 2: whiter than the remains of a Zamboni machine after making ice.

1916
01:37:05,040 --> 01:37:09,760
Speaker 3: Damn little hockey humor, hockey in your face, boom. You know,

1917
01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:13,680
Speaker 3: I don't watch hockey because I'm afraid of periods and

1918
01:37:13,840 --> 01:37:17,479
Speaker 3: they have three of them, so me me either.

1919
01:37:17,560 --> 01:37:19,760
Speaker 2: But I used to play what don't be impressed or not.

1920
01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:24,040
Speaker 2: That's some big deal. I'm so impressed, Golden dir if

1921
01:37:24,080 --> 01:37:26,519
Speaker 2: anyone cares both.

1922
01:37:27,120 --> 01:37:29,599
Speaker 6: I actually went to one hockey game in my lifetime

1923
01:37:29,640 --> 01:37:34,240
Speaker 6: and it was interesting. They fought a lot box for timeouts.

1924
01:37:34,320 --> 01:37:37,240
Speaker 3: It's the second white and sport on the man, obviously,

1925
01:37:37,400 --> 01:37:42,080
Speaker 3: the first being the Winter Olympics. Blacker than blacker than

1926
01:37:42,160 --> 01:37:46,760
Speaker 3: the puck. He slaps boomerang, black honky honky. One who

1927
01:37:46,840 --> 01:37:49,799
Speaker 3: thinks being Ellen jackass, One who thinks being on Jackass

1928
01:37:49,840 --> 01:37:52,960
Speaker 3: is a career White, My white privilege protects me from nature.

1929
01:37:53,000 --> 01:38:01,160
Speaker 3: White crocodile dundee descending on his mama side. Oh okay, impossible,

1930
01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:02,960
Speaker 3: white man. Want to be one who tries to live

1931
01:38:03,040 --> 01:38:05,840
Speaker 3: that impossible white man life. I want you to lick

1932
01:38:05,960 --> 01:38:08,400
Speaker 3: this cheese from my ass and then give me a wine.

1933
01:38:08,439 --> 01:38:13,080
Speaker 3: Animus slave catcher, homma whiter than white rice on a

1934
01:38:13,160 --> 01:38:18,439
Speaker 3: white place, near white place, place, near a white napkin

1935
01:38:18,680 --> 01:38:21,559
Speaker 3: in a snowstorm at the Northfolk. All of this adds

1936
01:38:21,640 --> 01:38:23,599
Speaker 3: up to white. If any other race, the universe would

1937
01:38:23,600 --> 01:38:26,800
Speaker 3: collapse on itself. Steve Erwin was banned from his childhood White.

1938
01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:30,680
Speaker 3: That sounds like some white shit. Who else would think

1939
01:38:30,680 --> 01:38:34,559
Speaker 3: they could cheat death? One the only Australian who didn't

1940
01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:37,760
Speaker 3: watch Crocodile Hunter. White got bit by a snake. He

1941
01:38:37,800 --> 01:38:41,479
Speaker 3: shrugged off. Come on, White probably tried to ski the

1942
01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:44,840
Speaker 3: snake before it bit him. The skis the snake before kiss?

1943
01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:47,280
Speaker 3: Do you even kiss? Probably tried to kiss the snake

1944
01:38:47,320 --> 01:38:51,759
Speaker 3: before it been him. White having healthy organs to spare white.

1945
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Speaker 3: Oh man, whiter than the outside of my eye? Fuck it, hokey.

1946
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Speaker 3: Possible white man. Possible white man. Yes he was a

1947
01:39:05,439 --> 01:39:09,679
Speaker 3: possible white man. Correct answer is white. He was white,

1948
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Speaker 3: all right man. This was another episode of the black

1949
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Speaker 3: Out Tips. Our guest is a lovely Amber p from

1950
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Speaker 3: Black Sex Geek Mental podcast makes you check her out.

1951
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Speaker 3: Make sure you guys head over to her DNA upon

1952
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Speaker 3: tonight at seven pm.

1953
01:39:25,600 --> 01:39:26,679
Speaker 5: It's on spree cast.

1954
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Speaker 3: You know, follow her Twitter at Eastern time yep, and

1955
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Speaker 3: follow her on Twitter so you can get like the

1956
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Speaker 3: link and all that stuff.

1957
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Speaker 5: I'll have it on the show notes too. But thank

1958
01:39:38,840 --> 01:39:39,840
Speaker 5: you so much for doing the show.

1959
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Speaker 2: Em Yes, absolutely, I love doing this.

1960
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Speaker 3: Did you do extreme extreme? What does that mean?

1961
01:39:47,720 --> 01:39:47,920
Speaker 2: Yes?

1962
01:39:48,120 --> 01:39:48,439
Speaker 3: I did?

1963
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Speaker 5: We can do I alway do it again for you,

1964
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Speaker 5: all right. The unofficial sport.

1965
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Speaker 6: Is the.

1966
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Speaker 3: Because that's the order to go said one more time

1967
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Speaker 3: unofficial sport.

1968
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Speaker 2: Is and I still got nothing.

1969
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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, so.

1970
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Speaker 3: So I'm blaming that on Karen for messing up the comment.

1971
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Speaker 3: All right, not bad, but yeah, make sure you also

1972
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Speaker 3: check out our sponsor, shout out Out Productions dot com.

1973
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Speaker 3: They really just redesigned their site is way easier to use.

1974
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Speaker 3: You can find shit now, and uh they pay us

1975
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Speaker 3: to say that, so uh support them. And of course

1976
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Speaker 3: we're at the blackouts dot com and we'll be back Monday,

1977
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Speaker 3: and I guess we'll be the guys from beating the block.

1978
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Speaker 3: So see you guys at nine pm Monday. All right, man,

1979
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Speaker 3: until next time, Love you