1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:11,319 Speaker 1: He's another. Tell hello, I speak to Ian. Please, this 2 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:16,960 Speaker 1: is he Ian. I want to paint you. Excuse me. 3 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: My name is Seth McElroy. I got your number from 4 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: the front desk at our gym, and uh, I'm an artist. 5 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: I'd like to paint you. Hold up, So do you 6 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 1: work out of the gym or do you paint people 7 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:31,639 Speaker 1: at the gym? No? I work out there, but I 8 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,919 Speaker 1: just noticed you and I said to myself, Hey, this 9 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:41,559 Speaker 1: guy's abs need to be painted. What did Jim gave 10 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 1: you my phone number? Trust me, this is nothing weird. 11 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,280 Speaker 1: I'm a painter and I just I want to paint. 12 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,279 Speaker 1: Why should I trust you? Why should I trust you? 13 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: You just called me out of nowhere and I never 14 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 1: gave you permission to call me. I just find beauty 15 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 1: in your body, that's all, and I want to paint you. Yeah. 16 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 1: Well you know I find beauty in the ladies. And 17 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 1: I'm getting a weird from you. Dude. I'm not gay, 18 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 1: all right, I'm a painter. Big difference. Well from you, 19 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 1: you sound super gay. I'll show you my paintings and 20 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,200 Speaker 1: you'll be begging for me to use my brushes on 21 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: your body. Wait, so you're going to rub your weird 22 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: ass brushes on my abs. No, it was a figure 23 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:24,480 Speaker 1: of speech. I'm going to paint the canvas. That's just 24 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 1: what I meant, the brushes on the canvas to paint 25 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:31,560 Speaker 1: your body. You are ripped and you know it. Look man, 26 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 1: I know that I will work out a lot, and 27 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,480 Speaker 1: I've got a great body. But frankly, I am I 28 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:39,040 Speaker 1: am not into any weird paint fetishes that you may 29 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:43,040 Speaker 1: be into. I'm willing to pay you fifteen hundred dollars. 30 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 1: Fifteen hundred dollars. Yeah, you're going to pay me fifteen 31 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 1: hundred dollars. It's not bad for an hour's worth of work, 32 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 1: is it. You're being serious right now, I'm being one 33 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: hundred percent serious with you. Can I get back to you? Okay? Fine, 34 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 1: two grand if you can let me know right now, 35 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,640 Speaker 1: because I'm really having a lot of problems using the 36 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: pictures that I took you at the gym for my painting, 37 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 1: and I need to get well hold on, hold on, 38 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: you've taken you're taking pictures of me at the gym. 39 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: It was not while you were working out. I did 40 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 1: not disturb your workout. Wait, so when did you take 41 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 1: the pictures of me the other day in the locker room. 42 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 1: You had your shirt off pictures of me in the 43 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 1: locker room. I may have snapped a few with my 44 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: cell phone, Yes, taking pictures of me in a locker room. 45 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 1: I just want to paint you. I'm gonna find out 46 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,519 Speaker 1: what you look like. I'm gonna go to that gym. 47 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick your ask. You talk about my ripped abs, well, 48 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna use my ripped able, these my ripped biceps 49 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 1: to be put out of you. But Ian, you're my mona, Lisa, 50 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 1: You're the defining moment in my art career. I know 51 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,919 Speaker 1: you're nightmare right now, settling if I can get who 52 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,360 Speaker 1: I am, if I can get those gorgeous abs of 53 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 1: yours to finish my painting. Hey, you say one more 54 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,960 Speaker 1: thing about my apps to God, I will find you 55 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: right now. I will take your cape rushes and that 56 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: will stick them so far up your ass you will 57 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,799 Speaker 1: not be able to breathe. I just really need to 58 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 1: get this painting done so I can make love to it. 59 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: Please give is this This is actually jewel from Brook 60 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:17,360 Speaker 1: and Jewbil in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point 61 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you oh son of them. 62 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,240 Speaker 1: Your buddy Jason set you up. He says that he 63 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 1: makes fun of you for working out all the time. 64 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: You can tell Jason that he's a pervert for checking 65 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 1: out my ass. To put that on the radio every 66 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 1: morning with Jubila