WEBVTT - Ep 2: Weapons

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we showed up today and we said how pissed

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<v Speaker 1>off we were, but I don't know which things we're

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<v Speaker 1>pissed off about together. One thing that is really pissing

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<v Speaker 1>us off, I know for sure, is Conor McGregor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. How is this real life? Okay, I get where

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<v Speaker 2>you're coming from. She was sending me screenshots of the

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<v Speaker 2>actual fight of like a new money leprechaun who like,

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<v Speaker 2>what were we watching? Do his little thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what?

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<v Speaker 2>We know he's a horrible human and we made him

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<v Speaker 2>famous and a millionaire.

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<v Speaker 1>But that happens all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>But this loser goes around punching people, like just randomly

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<v Speaker 2>punching people. I want to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>OK, we'll get into Conor McGregor himself because we could

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<v Speaker 1>spend hours on him.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I hate him so much.

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<v Speaker 1>But Austin knows in our household, if he's going to

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<v Speaker 1>turn on a sport of any kind, he's going to

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<v Speaker 1>have to prove to me why. He's going to have to, like,

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<v Speaker 1>give a statement. put up a presentation of why this

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<v Speaker 1>is on in our house and why it's sucking up

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<v Speaker 1>any of my attention and energy. So we went from

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<v Speaker 1>World Cup, which I was already on the edge about

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<v Speaker 1>because he had to watch it on Telemundo because he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to subscribe somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop it.

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<v Speaker 1>They're screaming in Spanish. I'm like, you don't even understand.

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<v Speaker 1>And he goes, it's for emotional. I need to know

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<v Speaker 1>when their emotions get high because that.

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<v Speaker 3>Means something's happening. I was doing the same exact thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Because we have a law. And I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>call it a rule. It's a law in our house.

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<v Speaker 1>You can watch whatever you want that relates to men

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<v Speaker 1>on top of each other at gay sports.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. If it's on mute.

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<v Speaker 1>I will not tolerate that like, oh, that sound. It

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<v Speaker 1>just pierces through my body and my soul. I hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>But he can watch something if he wants to watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot hear it from the room over.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not fair. Wear headphones.

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<v Speaker 1>He can wear headphones. That's always an option, too. So

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<v Speaker 1>I was being nice and screaming in Spanish. And then

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<v Speaker 1>something happened with that game. And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>thank God it's over. And then all of a sudden

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<v Speaker 1>I see him switch into something else. And it was

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<v Speaker 1>that fight. And I'm like, no, this isn't going to

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<v Speaker 1>happen here and right now. And he's like, no, this

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<v Speaker 1>is interesting because he hasn't fought in five years. He

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<v Speaker 1>convinced me to care.

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<v Speaker 2>But for that, like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like caring a little bit. I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>half watching because I also don't want to satisfy him

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<v Speaker 1>and be like, oh, now I care. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>like fully watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you care? Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I think part of the reason why I don't involve

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<v Speaker 1>myself in sports is because I usually... I care very

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<v Speaker 1>easily about it. I'm like, why do I care right now?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know any of these people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't have that feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>Like anytime I've been to a sports game, I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>so annoyed that I'm there. And then halfway through, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like sweating and anxious that like something bad is happening.

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<v Speaker 2>A sports game.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an empath. You put a situation in front of me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to care. Anyway, so he talked me through

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing. I was a little bit aware of

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<v Speaker 1>Conor McGregor's situation, which you are a lot of aware

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<v Speaker 1>and should elaborate on.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>Like.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, continue.

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<v Speaker 1>I just knew he was a terrible leprechaun, as you said.

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<v Speaker 2>New money. Because he... Like his little suits.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. But I obviously... We, obviously, I'll speak for both

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<v Speaker 1>of us, we think sports are super gay.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the text I got from her. She's like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is gay, right? And I was like, obviously.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I should probably show the picture. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>us all to be honest here.

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<v Speaker 2>If your dick is in someone's face and holding it there.

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<v Speaker 4>What's Conor McGregor?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 4>What's your thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, first of all, where do I.

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<v Speaker 1>I took a picture of this and I sent this

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<v Speaker 1>to Lisa. She just sent me question marks.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you describe the photo?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I said, first of all, is this not

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<v Speaker 1>the gayest thing you've ever seen? The photo is just

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<v Speaker 1>all these shirtless, like, half-naked men chest to chest. Like, we're, like,

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<v Speaker 1>voting for hottest couple on a reality TV show.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that? It's couples.

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<v Speaker 1>And then all my TikTok, I started getting fed all

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<v Speaker 1>the like them two before the fight, like getting all

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<v Speaker 1>on each other's faces. I'm like the tension is like

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<v Speaker 1>in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>They want to fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not wrong, you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>They like, they can't get away from each other. They're

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<v Speaker 1>just like, ugh, you could feel it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they strip down into their little undies.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they get their sweat all over each other

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<v Speaker 1>and then other men are all heated up and turned

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<v Speaker 1>on and betting a million dollars over it.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so unbelievably gay.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so true.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that if men were just honest about this,

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<v Speaker 1>we spoke about this before, there would be so much

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<v Speaker 1>more peace in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Because we don't do that. I mean, there is that

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<v Speaker 2>sport for women, but The way they all... Also, any

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<v Speaker 2>dude that stands behind that loser is problematic. If you

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<v Speaker 2>follow that loser.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know what he did?

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 3>What did he do?

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<v Speaker 2>Where do we start, though?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>What can we say?

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<v Speaker 4>Fill me in a little bit. I'm going to say.

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<v Speaker 3>Just give me a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Really bad stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>He.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. First of all.

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<v Speaker 3>Violence with women. Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's even take it back. He punched an elderly man

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<v Speaker 2>in a bar for not accepting a shot from him.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally just... And it's on surveillance cameras. Then he, like,

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<v Speaker 2>went ham on that bus like a fucking psychopath, swinging,

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<v Speaker 2>arrested for that. Then let's talk about the assault where

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<v Speaker 2>his wife was defending him. What are you thinking?

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<v Speaker 1>So....

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<v Speaker 2>He got held. It was libel in civil court.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have the details off the top of my head.

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<v Speaker 2>You can confirm it for me. But libel in civil court.

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<v Speaker 2>He assaulted this woman. Let's call it what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Rape.

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<v Speaker 2>And he slammed her so hard that they had to

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<v Speaker 2>have her tampon surgically removed.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is he not in jail? Because he has money.

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<v Speaker 2>So then his wife is like. But his wife is

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<v Speaker 2>defending him. And I'm like, bitch, he cheated. At the

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<v Speaker 2>very least, he cheated on you and slammed this woman

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<v Speaker 2>so hard that she like, what?

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<v Speaker 4>Why is he not in jail?

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<v Speaker 5>And how can they let him fight for money?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he got up and he was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the Lord, you know, you're guilty when you bring the

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<v Speaker 2>Lord into the game.

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<v Speaker 3>I think all that being said, this is the funniest

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<v Speaker 3>thing to happen to his career.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you watch it?

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<v Speaker 1>He fucking missed.

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<v Speaker 2>You weren't watching it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 3>You loser.

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<v Speaker 1>Doug, did you see it? No. Doug, I think he

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<v Speaker 1>entered the ring and just roundhouse kicked the air and

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<v Speaker 1>blew out his leg. It was over.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the match? Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the match. Bell rings. He goes to do a

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<v Speaker 3>jump kick, lands, like blows out his, like tears his ACL.

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<v Speaker 2>But misses completely by like that much.

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<v Speaker 3>Doesn't, yeah, doesn't make contact with the guy.

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<v Speaker 2>That is like the best karma.

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<v Speaker 3>Immediately goes to the mat. And then the other guy's like,

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<v Speaker 3>are we fighting or is this over?

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<v Speaker 4>This is amazing.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not a UFC fan at all. That's not a

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<v Speaker 5>kind of sport I feel like.

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<v Speaker 2>I just can't believe we brought him back to life.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's, and then we're like, let's pay this loser.

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<v Speaker 4>Did he still get paid?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. Well, I kept saying something that was really making

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<v Speaker 1>Austin upset. They are acting. It's fake. All this shit

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<v Speaker 1>is fake.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. I also think, yeah. Start to finish. I also,

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<v Speaker 2>I do agree.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing's adding up.

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<v Speaker 3>It is like very similar to pro wrestling, except they're

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<v Speaker 3>hitting each other harder.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the whole fucking Mike Tyson bullshit with Jake Paul?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that was all fake.

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<v Speaker 2>That was fake.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Poor Mike Tyson just wobbled up there like so sad.

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<v Speaker 1>They're making jokes of all of us. They're making so

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<v Speaker 1>much money.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't subscribe to this nonsense.

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<v Speaker 1>Men are so weird. They're so easily taken advantage of.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, though.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually. Yeah, they're naive.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what it is?

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<v Speaker 1>Simple.

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<v Speaker 2>They're so simple.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's so funny? I was thinking about this

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<v Speaker 1>the other day. There was some guy that I was

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<v Speaker 1>seeing that was not great, and then I ran into him,

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<v Speaker 1>not recently, but I was thinking about something I did

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<v Speaker 1>and it made me really proud of myself. I ran

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<v Speaker 1>into him with somebody and I introduced him and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>this is X person. They're really special.

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<v Speaker 2>And I bet you he was like.

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<v Speaker 1>He just like went gray. It's like if someone introduces

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<v Speaker 1>you to someone as special, you're like, holy shit.

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<v Speaker 4>He's something.

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<v Speaker 1>She really thinks like... The least of me.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's where you live now. You're just a special person.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where you live. On that note, there's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of special men that paid to watch this. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>low-key mad because I'm assuming Austin had to pay to

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<v Speaker 2>watch it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 3>It was on Paramount +.

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<v Speaker 1>It was on something I probably pay for, which also

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<v Speaker 1>pisses me off.

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<v Speaker 3>Which is why I saw it. Because I was watching

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<v Speaker 3>the game. Yes. And then my TV was like, Conor

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<v Speaker 3>McGregor fight. I was like, okay, put it on. And

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<v Speaker 3>I only had it on for five minutes because it ended.

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<v Speaker 3>In a minute. So embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, there's, like, talk that he was injured before the fight.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Which he probably was, let's face it. He just knew

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<v Speaker 2>he was getting paid.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's all acting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. Because he's like, I can do a little twirly

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<v Speaker 2>twirl kicky poo and maybe hit the guy before I

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<v Speaker 2>go to the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't even cry.

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<v Speaker 2>Cry?

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<v Speaker 3>Cry.

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<v Speaker 2>Cry into millions of dollars? Come on. Cry.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop pretending to be a man and cry.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I was so pissed.

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<v Speaker 1>Real men cry.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't tell you because I went in after you

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<v Speaker 2>started texting me that stuff. Then I went in my

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok rabbit hole. By the time I got out of

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<v Speaker 2>that hole, I was like, who are these women that

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<v Speaker 2>are actually still throwing themselves at him? There were women

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<v Speaker 2>at that match or whatever the hell you call it.

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<v Speaker 1>Us women, we really can do no wrong. But there's

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<v Speaker 1>some of us that I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 2>They're also special. Like, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not sure why they're doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>For what? With his like, you guys, those cauliflower ears

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<v Speaker 2>that they get. Like, holy cow.

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<v Speaker 3>It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, my cat had a cauliflower ear. What? From

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<v Speaker 1>scratching her ear too much. It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I had an ex that had it, but he had

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<v Speaker 2>it picked.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did he have that?

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<v Speaker 2>From whatever that.

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<v Speaker 1>From sports.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that sport called? That sport game?

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<v Speaker 3>Wrestling.

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<v Speaker 2>Not wrestling. The other one.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the self-defense one.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Taekwondo. Muay Thai.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Austin does Muay Thai.

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<v Speaker 2>He does?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Which is actually pretty hot. He like went to

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<v Speaker 1>Thailand and learned how to fight.

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<v Speaker 3>It was really hot.

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<v Speaker 2>He's so random for a quiet man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's super hot.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's always the quiet one.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, he's so quiet. I can't imagine being like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to go to Thailand to wrestle.

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<v Speaker 1>But when I kept calling it like a, what is that?

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<v Speaker 2>No, what is that drink?

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<v Speaker 3>Mai Tai?

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<v Speaker 1>Mai Tai.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop it.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it called?

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<v Speaker 1>When I first met him, I'd be like, yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>does like Mai Tai.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it called?

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<v Speaker 3>Mai Tai.

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<v Speaker 2>Moi Tai. Moi Tai? Is that what it's called?

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<v Speaker 3>It's called Moi Tai. But the drink, the Mai Tai, like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, a tiki drink.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking jujitsu. It came to me, by the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Jujitsu.

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<v Speaker 1>He had like, was banged up it could be really

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<v Speaker 1>hot at the right time and place i think i

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<v Speaker 1>like to know that my man can be someone up

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<v Speaker 1>for me if if that ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Happened on that note that's why i have so many

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<v Speaker 2>weapons and i brought them you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>She did she brought them all should we introduce.

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<v Speaker 2>Them in honor yeah in honor of conor mcgregor i

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<v Speaker 2>just think i should show you what kind of weapons

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<v Speaker 2>you should have as a woman just in case a

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<v Speaker 2>loser like this decides to do the thing Bring him out.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we play the song, Bring Him Out, Bring Him Out?

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<v Speaker 3>This episode is also coming out months after the Conor

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<v Speaker 3>McGregor fight. Wait, what?

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<v Speaker 1>This has to be one of our first episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>So, in honor of Conor McGregor, And losers like him.

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<v Speaker 2>These are some things I like to carry. So this

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<v Speaker 2>is a leather shoelace. This is for Uber.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>This is for hitting him from the back.

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<v Speaker 2>You always have to sit behind the driver. You know

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<v Speaker 2>how they have the child safety locks? What if I'm

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<v Speaker 2>locked in, child safety locks on? Well, I have this

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<v Speaker 2>to break glass. Because I have my keychain. So this

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<v Speaker 2>little thing breaks the glass. I'm going to throw myself

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<v Speaker 2>out the window. But I don't want to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>It goes around his neck. You hold him back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, breaking the glass with that little thing feels, like, difficult.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's what it's meant to do. It's, like, tempered,

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<v Speaker 2>so you just, like, tap the corner and it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And then this is to cut your seatbelt off. Or

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<v Speaker 2>if they have you, like, there's, like, a little cutter

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<v Speaker 2>in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I see that?

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<v Speaker 2>It's super light.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like my tits are going to come out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>But this.

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<v Speaker 1>Your breasts.

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<v Speaker 4>And he's right under the.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to stop passing weapons on top of the dog.

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<v Speaker 2>You did it! That one's really light.

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<v Speaker 1>What do I.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that little thing? You just press it against it,

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<v Speaker 2>and it, like, pops this little... Is there a blade

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<v Speaker 2>in this something?

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<v Speaker 1>It is a blade.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's for your, like, seatbelt or whatever, if you're trapped.

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<v Speaker 2>But the other thing, you just, like, press it, and

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<v Speaker 2>that little thing pops out, and it's, like, tempered glass,

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<v Speaker 2>so it shoots... It, like, breaks the glass. So keychain.

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<v Speaker 2>Then this, just in case. JIC.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like if you really want to like get into

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<v Speaker 1>it and strangle someone.

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<v Speaker 2>But here's the thing, because I can't bear spray you

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<v Speaker 2>in the car because then I'm bear spray. But if

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<v Speaker 2>I did want to bear spray you, this is my

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<v Speaker 2>favorite thing ever. Do you have? Stop.

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<v Speaker 1>So I always, if I- You're flailing it everywhere. Does

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<v Speaker 1>it have like a safety cap on it?

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 2>So you go like- Lisa.

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<v Speaker 3>Lisa, Lisa.

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<v Speaker 2>This is- Stop. I'm going to tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but you have to stop flailing it near the dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop. It's strapped to me. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>So Velcroed and strapped. Okay. So when I'm walking, I

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<v Speaker 2>can be freehand. But what I, so this is a

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<v Speaker 2>knife and it's silicone. So if I stab you, this

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<v Speaker 2>goes back, but this way I'm protected.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Yes. Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Multi multifunctional I remember seeing this thing we've done this

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<v Speaker 3>before haven't we I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to stab you but yes we have done this

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<v Speaker 2>we talked about how I don't know how to stab

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<v Speaker 2>like that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Why we wanted to try it on you but you

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<v Speaker 1>said no but like stab.

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<v Speaker 2>Me yeah but it's perforated so I was you go

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<v Speaker 2>in and then twist.

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<v Speaker 1>Them out do you think that if you got attacked

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<v Speaker 1>you would be a screamer If I got attacked? You

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<v Speaker 1>would be a screamer.

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<v Speaker 3>And why am I being attacked?

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<v Speaker 1>If somebody attacked you with this concoction, would you scream?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you take it or would you scream?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you take it, stab?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I have a lot of questions on how

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<v Speaker 3>I ended up in that situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that doesn't matter. I'm just trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>if you're a screamer.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm being attacked.

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<v Speaker 2>In general, are you being jumped?

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<v Speaker 3>If I'm being jumped, I don't think I.

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<v Speaker 3>My instinct is to fight back, but... Are you a screamer?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think I would scream.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that would help if you did. But if

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<v Speaker 2>you're being attacked, like physically to your body.

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<v Speaker 4>Impossible to tell.

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Impossible to tell, but also like certain people, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have it in me. Nothing really comes out. My voice

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<v Speaker 1>is very low and my screaming threshold is very low.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know though. If you were in a situation.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been on roller coasters and stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you a screamer on a roller coaster?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's what I'm saying. Nothing really comes out.

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<v Speaker 3>I think those are two very different situations.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think my voice has the ability to go

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<v Speaker 1>that high and loud.

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<v Speaker 3>Being on a ride where you're strapped in.

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<v Speaker 5>But it creates that. Those rides are meant to create those.

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<v Speaker 1>That sense of, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>But I went bungee jumping.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I hate that so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>And I didn't feel scared. There was a group of 10.

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<v Speaker 5>They were like, who wants to go first? I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>nobody wanted to. I was like, okay, fine. I'll go first.

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<v Speaker 5>I got up there. They count down and you jump

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<v Speaker 5>off and they're filming it. I had no idea. I

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<v Speaker 5>screamed the whole fucking way down. And I didn't, I

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<v Speaker 5>was not expecting like, not like a high pitch scream,

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<v Speaker 5>but you were like, and I did not expect it

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<v Speaker 5>to happen.

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<v Speaker 4>That's me.

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<v Speaker 2>I would do the same thing. Also, why do we bungee?

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<v Speaker 2>It's so crazy. Why would you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you put your life at risk?

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<v Speaker 4>It was one of the most exhilarating things I've ever done.

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<v Speaker 3>It's still, it's a different situation. Like, You're falling hundreds

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<v Speaker 3>of feet, right? Your body is going to scream instinctually.

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<v Speaker 3>If someone is attacking me with a weapon, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think I'm sitting there like, ah! I'm like, how do I?

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<v Speaker 1>See, that's what I mean. You don't know until you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I would be screaming like that just because it's the

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<v Speaker 1>only kind of way to express the fear.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure. Right?

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<v Speaker 1>But my point is my screaming wouldn't do anything because

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<v Speaker 1>I can't go that high and loud. Mm-hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>But even if you, like, startle them just enough to, like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm not kidding. Like a very, like, monotone scream.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I can't ever be with you if shit goes down.

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<v Speaker 1>You can scream for us. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to say, you're of no use to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really good. I've thought about this my whole life,

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<v Speaker 1>that if I ever got kidnapped, don't kidnap me. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you're my kidnapper, don't listen. If I ever got kidnapped,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, Listen, we're in this together. I can

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<v Speaker 1>help you.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you want?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you need?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's bring in more girls. I'll be like your helper.

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<v Speaker 3>So you get kidnapped and the solution is I'll help

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<v Speaker 3>you kidnap other people.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an asset to you. Use me wisely. And then

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<v Speaker 1>you just look for an out at the right time.

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<v Speaker 3>You could turn this into.

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<v Speaker 2>A whole business.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know the potential. So many people trust me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on a podcast. People listen. My whole life, I've

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<v Speaker 1>thought about that, though. Like, God forbid, if I ever

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<v Speaker 1>got abducted, I'd be like, yo, I'm down.

0:18:28.140 --> 0:18:30.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm done now. I always thought, don't kidnap me either. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>so I always have this in my hand no matter

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<v Speaker 2>where I'm going, even the grocery store. Like, walking in,

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<v Speaker 2>I have this on. So I don't want to stab you. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to get that close to you. So

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<v Speaker 2>this is bear spray. So I can take down, like,

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of people, like, from far away.

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<v Speaker 4>Keep aiming it at us.

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<v Speaker 1>But so what I'm so desensitized to it at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>What I do.

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<v Speaker 3>Let it happen. I'm on her side.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is like 10 feet. I can be like

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<v Speaker 2>eight feet away, 10 feet away. And it's like a cloud.

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<v Speaker 2>Like we're all going down. But what I do when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm walking and like people like even if it's hiking,

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<v Speaker 2>I do it for animals. But on the street, I

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<v Speaker 2>do it for animals.

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<v Speaker 1>For animals.

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<v Speaker 2>Like what do you do in animals? I'm always afraid

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<v Speaker 2>there's like snakes. I just want them to hear me

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<v Speaker 2>or to.

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<v Speaker 4>Does bear spray work on snakes?

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<v Speaker 2>I just, it has to do something. What?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>These poor snakes are just out here minding their own business.

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<v Speaker 2>It's more for humans. Oh, so when I'm walking down

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<v Speaker 2>the street, I do this so people will look at

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<v Speaker 2>my hand because I'm like, I'm going to stab you

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<v Speaker 2>and I want you to know. So this is my

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<v Speaker 2>favorite tool.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, put it away.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, show and tell is done for that one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so safe that was scary you'll love this one.

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<v Speaker 1>I do love that one that's more my vibe it's

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<v Speaker 1>a knife.

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<v Speaker 2>So why are you doing getting things we're scooping things up.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going for the eye with that one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going for, I'm taking a testicle with me, like,

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<v Speaker 2>as a trophy. It's going to be on the testicle.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know.

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<v Speaker 2>What I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>What is this called?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a company called GoGuard or GoGuarded.

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<v Speaker 1>And where did you get it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's online.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's for runners, but also I'm like, I just

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<v Speaker 2>have it on so that way, even if you grab me,

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<v Speaker 2>you're grabbing a blade.

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<v Speaker 4>Mm-hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I should acquire one of those.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think this is great.

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<v Speaker 1>But when are you putting that on?

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<v Speaker 2>I always, I won't even go from my garage to

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<v Speaker 2>my door without something on me.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you choosing what to put on?

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<v Speaker 2>It's usually 10 out of 10 this.

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<v Speaker 1>That feels like the vibe. Always.

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<v Speaker 2>But I like to have this like if I'm like

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<v Speaker 2>in a small bag, I'll just have this.

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<v Speaker 1>Your garage is scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Any girl. Like, any time I have to be alone in, like,

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<v Speaker 2>at night in between two things, like, get fucked. So,

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<v Speaker 2>there's that. Then, this is Lexi's favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Lisa. Lisa, don't turn it on.

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<v Speaker 4>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Because the dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>What is going to happen?

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<v Speaker 4>What is this thing?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know if it's charged. Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't wait to see this one.

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<v Speaker 2>It might not be charged.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank God. Wah, wah.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>She starts flailing it around.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a taser.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a taser. She turns it on, and you can

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<v Speaker 1>hear it, and you can see it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I also just crack it when I'm walking so

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<v Speaker 2>people hear it.

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<v Speaker 3>But I usually have- You're like Catwoman. Stop.

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<v Speaker 2>She hates it.

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<v Speaker 3>She hates it. Stop. Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 2>We hate it. So if you're walking down the street,

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<v Speaker 2>you just make the noise. People know you have it.

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<v Speaker 1>Look how scared she is.

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<v Speaker 2>Panines, but you've heard it before.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's intense. That's an intense sound.

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<v Speaker 2>It also has.

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<v Speaker 4>A flashlight.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's like a blinking light.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want.

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<v Speaker 4>A bear spray.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>But so. And then you can make it like blink.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys, that's great. And then I'm like, as I'm

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<v Speaker 2>tasing you. So that's nice.

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<v Speaker 4>That taser, that thing is intense. That sound.

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<v Speaker 1>Lisa, you have to come out with your own line

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<v Speaker 1>of weapons. They all need to be pink.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's my other one?

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<v Speaker 1>These all are like way too manly.

0:22:10.180 --> 0:22:13.520
<v Speaker 2>This is another taser. This actually goes on this. I

0:22:13.600 --> 0:22:15.260
<v Speaker 2>switched this out. I put my own bear spray in here.

0:22:15.280 --> 0:22:17.950
<v Speaker 2>It usually has this taser, so it's Tay's stab, Tay's stab.

0:22:17.970 --> 0:22:21.629
<v Speaker 2>But I wanted spray stab, so I switched it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop putting that near me.

0:22:23.890 --> 0:22:26.510
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I don't want to get that close to you.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>But this one is like, has the prongs.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop. I hate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Holy shit.

0:22:35.060 --> 0:22:38.920
<v Speaker 2>And then lastly. Look at Penins.

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<v Speaker 3>She hates it.

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<v Speaker 2>We're done, Penins. This is my last thing. I always

0:22:43.500 --> 0:22:45.040
<v Speaker 2>have one of these on my keychain. You can see

0:22:45.060 --> 0:22:47.439
<v Speaker 2>how worn it is. It looks like a key, but

0:22:47.500 --> 0:22:53.219
<v Speaker 2>it's actually a knife. This is my favorite. Because then

0:22:53.260 --> 0:22:54.800
<v Speaker 2>I'll always, no matter if I forget.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you put it on your keychain?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me see that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I want that.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is the one TSA F. You guys get

0:23:04.970 --> 0:23:07.750
<v Speaker 2>an F. I've been traveling with this thing for years.

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<v Speaker 2>Only one time did Logan Airport take it from me.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you buy me that in the bear spray thing?

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to.

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<v Speaker 1>You thought Austin kidnapped me the second day I met him.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you looked like you were in the ocean.

0:23:21.369 --> 0:23:23.990
<v Speaker 1>She checked my location and showed the ocean in Mexico.

0:23:24.010 --> 0:23:26.010
<v Speaker 1>And she came running out of the bar.

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<v Speaker 2>Where is she?

0:23:27.220 --> 0:23:28.120
<v Speaker 1>Where is she?

0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:31.050
<v Speaker 2>And one of his friends was like, she's right there.

0:23:31.070 --> 0:23:33.469
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, because it said she was in

0:23:33.550 --> 0:23:36.970
<v Speaker 2>the Sea of Cortez. My thing showed her in the sea.

0:23:37.470 --> 0:23:39.869
<v Speaker 2>And she's sitting on the water at like a table

0:23:39.890 --> 0:23:42.520
<v Speaker 2>with Austin. And I was like, okay, I have eyes. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we continue.

0:23:43.480 --> 0:23:46.100
<v Speaker 1>You literally came running out with one of his friends

0:23:46.119 --> 0:23:48.140
<v Speaker 1>that you clearly made just as concerned.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. No, that honestly does show that you really

0:23:53.670 --> 0:23:54.230
<v Speaker 1>love me. See?

0:23:54.250 --> 0:23:56.449
<v Speaker 2>And then I was like, okay, never mind. I was like,

0:23:56.470 --> 0:23:58.490
<v Speaker 2>false alarm. We can go back inside. Let's go have

0:23:58.550 --> 0:23:59.050
<v Speaker 2>a drink.

0:24:00.510 --> 0:24:03.760
<v Speaker 1>Penny is actually like a form of security. She alerts

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<v Speaker 1>me whenever somebody comes by.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, she didn't even, I know you said

0:24:07.500 --> 0:24:09.560
<v Speaker 2>she flinched, but unless you can show me recording.

0:24:09.580 --> 0:24:14.280
<v Speaker 1>No, her heart rate was through the fucking roof. She

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<v Speaker 1>can't handle that.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't ever want to be in an alley

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<v Speaker 2>without something, something.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I agree.

0:24:19.530 --> 0:24:19.910
<v Speaker 4>Me neither.

0:24:20.790 --> 0:24:23.090
<v Speaker 2>I'll get you guys all one of these. There's one

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<v Speaker 2>more thing I want, but I'm afraid to get because

0:24:26.650 --> 0:24:30.450
<v Speaker 2>it looks too real that I'm afraid someone with a

0:24:30.570 --> 0:24:35.210
<v Speaker 2>real gun would actually shoot me is a burner gun, which.

0:24:35.130 --> 0:24:37.230
<v Speaker 3>Is like the AI ads for this.

0:24:37.609 --> 0:24:41.490
<v Speaker 2>Okay. So burners are like, they're non-lethal. I mean, I technically,

0:24:41.520 --> 0:24:42.690
<v Speaker 2>I think I could hit you in the right place

0:24:42.730 --> 0:24:44.660
<v Speaker 2>and you'd die, but less lethal.

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<v Speaker 1>What comes out of it?

0:24:46.760 --> 0:24:48.720
<v Speaker 2>They're like air pellet things.

0:24:49.290 --> 0:24:52.370
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're like essentially like, you know, how like riot

0:24:52.410 --> 0:24:57.240
<v Speaker 3>police shoot beanbags, rubber pellets. It's like a gun that'll

0:24:57.300 --> 0:24:57.780
<v Speaker 3>shoot that.

0:24:57.940 --> 0:25:01.540
<v Speaker 2>But so it comes in like black, orange or like gray,

0:25:01.580 --> 0:25:03.300
<v Speaker 2>but black looks like a gun.

0:25:03.320 --> 0:25:04.060
<v Speaker 4>Okay.

0:25:04.300 --> 0:25:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Orange looks like a toy.

0:25:05.220 --> 0:25:05.900
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:25:06.020 --> 0:25:08.720
<v Speaker 2>So I don't want the orange one because then you're like, oh,

0:25:08.800 --> 0:25:10.850
<v Speaker 2>she's got a water gun. Definitely not.

0:25:10.890 --> 0:25:13.490
<v Speaker 1>That is so embarrassing without an orange gun.

0:25:13.510 --> 0:25:16.310
<v Speaker 2>But then I'm like, the black one looks like a gun.

0:25:16.609 --> 0:25:19.020
<v Speaker 2>So I think the safe way to go is the rifle.

0:25:19.040 --> 0:25:20.600
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know there was a rifle.

0:25:20.619 --> 0:25:21.119
<v Speaker 2>There's a burnout.

0:25:21.180 --> 0:25:22.900
<v Speaker 3>I didn't even know there was a rifle.

0:25:24.260 --> 0:25:25.480
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, you just go rifle.

0:25:25.500 --> 0:25:27.080
<v Speaker 3>And you're just like walking around.

0:25:27.100 --> 0:25:28.100
<v Speaker 2>And then you're just crazy.

0:25:28.119 --> 0:25:29.100
<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I mean?

0:25:29.800 --> 0:25:31.820
<v Speaker 1>Lisa, I love you, but you can't walk around with

0:25:31.880 --> 0:25:34.850
<v Speaker 1>a rifle. You have Wait, you're a liability.

0:25:34.930 --> 0:25:35.970
<v Speaker 3>You're road rage.

0:25:36.410 --> 0:25:41.130
<v Speaker 1>Something weird would happen. But as protection at home? No.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>You live in an apartment complex with paper-thin walls. Somebody

0:25:45.950 --> 0:25:46.520
<v Speaker 1>will hear you.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, what if I was asleep on a sleeping pill

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<v Speaker 2>and I didn't realize until we were in the room

0:25:55.740 --> 0:25:56.780
<v Speaker 2>that I need my rifle?

0:25:56.800 --> 0:26:00.820
<v Speaker 3>I don't think a handgun would be better in a

0:26:01.650 --> 0:26:03.389
<v Speaker 3>Closed quarters situation like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a big can of bear spray.

0:26:05.470 --> 0:26:06.890
<v Speaker 3>And you're waking up and you're.

0:26:07.410 --> 0:26:09.409
<v Speaker 2>Gonna bear spray everyone.

0:26:09.470 --> 0:26:12.379
<v Speaker 3>You're wonked out on a sleeping pill. You're reaching for

0:26:12.390 --> 0:26:13.359
<v Speaker 3>your bear spray.

0:26:13.600 --> 0:26:14.119
<v Speaker 2>Lunesta.

0:26:14.140 --> 0:26:15.420
<v Speaker 3>Your rubber pellet gun.

0:26:16.119 --> 0:26:16.740
<v Speaker 2>All my weapons.

0:26:16.800 --> 0:26:18.500
<v Speaker 3>And you're just firing things off.

0:26:18.520 --> 0:26:20.780
<v Speaker 2>Because you know what? You don't know where all my

0:26:20.840 --> 0:26:23.620
<v Speaker 2>things are. Like, I have a better chance of survival. Like,

0:26:23.820 --> 0:26:27.800
<v Speaker 2>I know where all my things are. But, like, the perpetrator,

0:26:27.840 --> 0:26:29.240
<v Speaker 2>is that what we call him? Doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to tune out of this conversation. I'm getting anxiety.

0:26:33.990 --> 0:26:36.540
<v Speaker 2>Well, as long as we're together, one of us will fight.

0:26:37.400 --> 0:26:38.719
<v Speaker 1>And I have Austin if I'm not with you.

0:26:38.800 --> 0:26:40.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh, because he knows Taekwondo.

0:26:40.680 --> 0:26:41.780
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, do not fuck with him.

0:26:41.859 --> 0:26:42.540
<v Speaker 2>He knows Mai Tai.

0:26:43.460 --> 0:26:45.199
<v Speaker 1>And I'm going to get, you're going to get me

0:26:45.240 --> 0:26:45.800
<v Speaker 1>some of these.

0:26:45.920 --> 0:26:47.050
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I'm going to get you all these.

0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:48.330
<v Speaker 1>I do carry mace.

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<v Speaker 2>Austin loves these, remember? He loved my toolkit. They are

0:26:53.530 --> 0:26:54.050
<v Speaker 2>very manly.

0:26:54.090 --> 0:26:56.840
<v Speaker 1>I think you need your own line. Like pink, sparkles.

0:26:56.900 --> 0:26:58.800
<v Speaker 2>They come in those colors. I refuse to purchase them

0:26:58.820 --> 0:26:59.379
<v Speaker 2>in those colors.

0:26:59.900 --> 0:27:00.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh.

0:27:00.100 --> 0:27:02.500
<v Speaker 2>Because this comes in like pink, but. Oh, here's my

0:27:02.540 --> 0:27:04.580
<v Speaker 2>pink knife. No, I don't want you to know what's happening.

0:27:04.600 --> 0:27:06.659
<v Speaker 1>I saw one once that was a kitty. That's really cute.

0:27:06.920 --> 0:27:10.070
<v Speaker 2>That's, what are those things called? Brass knuckles.

0:27:10.950 --> 0:27:12.010
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. That's super cute.

0:27:12.690 --> 0:27:16.750
<v Speaker 2>But I don't want to, I want to like penetrate, rip, wound.

0:27:17.450 --> 0:27:20.690
<v Speaker 4>Brass knuckles. You want to keep people awake. No.

0:27:20.790 --> 0:27:21.210
<v Speaker 2>She wants to feel.

0:27:21.230 --> 0:27:22.360
<v Speaker 4>She wants to feel.

0:27:24.740 --> 0:27:26.940
<v Speaker 2>It's the last thing I want to ever do. She

0:27:26.960 --> 0:27:29.860
<v Speaker 2>wants to literally get her hands in it. I hope

0:27:30.020 --> 0:27:32.720
<v Speaker 2>I never have to stab someone. However, if I do,

0:27:32.830 --> 0:27:34.010
<v Speaker 2>I want to do it right. Yeah.

0:27:34.090 --> 0:27:35.310
<v Speaker 1>No, you want the full experience.

0:27:35.910 --> 0:27:37.030
<v Speaker 3>Yes. The full experience.

0:27:37.730 --> 0:27:41.290
<v Speaker 2>I do. So, once again, we're looking for a cadet.

0:27:41.369 --> 0:27:41.990
<v Speaker 2>That's what it is.

0:27:41.990 --> 0:27:44.510
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a cadet who you can maybe poke them in

0:27:44.630 --> 0:27:46.410
<v Speaker 3>the eye and scoop out their eyeballs.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the thought of a sergeant. Like a sergeant.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't think they would let us. Like, who's

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<v Speaker 2>going to let me put a taser to the neck?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Conor McGregor, if.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening, bring me that European hillbilly right now. A

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<v Speaker 2>girl wants.

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<v Speaker 1>To fight you on camera.

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<v Speaker 4>You got to get him on the arm. You can't

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<v Speaker 4>put him in the neck.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's no fun if you kill someone.

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<v Speaker 4>Should I bring out the studio weapon?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know there was a studio weapon.

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<v Speaker 1>Doug has a weapon.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's not mine.

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<v Speaker 4>It is not mine.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a studio weapon?

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<v Speaker 1>You have a machete?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you have that?

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<v Speaker 2>I would love to have that in my car. Stop it.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you have a machete?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you take it out?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm nervous.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm really nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait.

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<v Speaker 4>Not to overshadow. I'm just adding to the.

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<v Speaker 1>Lisa showed up packing and carrying, and she just got.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, this is a full-on machete, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Overdone.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you guys have this?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what a machete looks like?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't Fiskars, like, the name of, like, the company that makes, like,

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<v Speaker 2>sewing scissors and machetes?

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<v Speaker 4>Can we let Lexi hold this thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>During this? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to hold this thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No case.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll hold it. I feel like you're asking me to

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<v Speaker 3>hold your baby.

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<v Speaker 1>No case.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys, it's not a gun.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's put money on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys are so– it's not a gun.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a giant blade.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I'm scared.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it heavy?

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<v Speaker 1>Look how big it is in comparison to me. Lisa,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm scared. Be gentle with me.

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<v Speaker 4>Take it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Take it out. Take it out now. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>take it out now?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 3>What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>This is really scary for real.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't look like it's sharp. I believe it is

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<v Speaker 2>it's been used before no i see blah lies.

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<v Speaker 1>No there is a bit of a stain what have

0:29:50.670 --> 0:29:51.410
<v Speaker 1>you guys been doing.

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<v Speaker 3>With this i just learned about it and scratches.

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<v Speaker 1>So i think i would hold it like this and

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<v Speaker 1>kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>Like yeah i love that you just put your prints

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<v Speaker 2>all over it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a Fucking murder weapon sent anonymously to the studio

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<v Speaker 1>that now I'm holding.

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<v Speaker 2>Lexi.

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<v Speaker 4>But we really want to see Lisa's.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get into this.

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<v Speaker 1>I have so many questions. Why is it like a

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<v Speaker 1>cheese grater with holes in it?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming this is like you could really tenderize somebody

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<v Speaker 2>at the top.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So you're very excited about this. And I want

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<v Speaker 1>to know, how would you use this?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? How would you use it? Keep

0:30:31.970 --> 0:30:35.920
<v Speaker 2>it by your bed. Right? Where else am I keeping it?

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<v Speaker 4>At the studio.

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<v Speaker 2>At the studio. We should not all know where it's

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<v Speaker 2>kept for emergencies.

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<v Speaker 4>In here?

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm the only one that knows where that's kept.

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<v Speaker 2>What if you're the first one they take out? It's

0:30:47.650 --> 0:30:48.830
<v Speaker 2>been used. And then we don't go find it? I'll

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<v Speaker 2>have the knife.

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<v Speaker 1>It has scratches and like blood on it.

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<v Speaker 2>You keep saying that. Not enough that I actually think

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<v Speaker 2>someone's going to believe you.

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<v Speaker 4>Can Lisa hold it?

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<v Speaker 2>I pass. Should I take it? Should I do one?

0:31:02.300 --> 0:31:02.600
<v Speaker 1>Should I?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my, it's so light.

0:31:04.980 --> 0:31:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I thought it was heavy.

0:31:06.900 --> 0:31:09.740
<v Speaker 2>No, this is so, that's why you can really like. Lisa,

0:31:09.780 --> 0:31:11.300
<v Speaker 2>there's a dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm too close. Too close to her. She's too close.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you want to know?

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<v Speaker 1>No, stop.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a two hand like.

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<v Speaker 4>Next episode, we bring in the watermelon.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember what I told you? LAPD, we need you to

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<v Speaker 2>send one of those, like, what are they called?

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<v Speaker 3>Those, like, recruits?

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<v Speaker 2>What are they called?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I want a sergeant and officer here that we

0:31:34.420 --> 0:31:35.040
<v Speaker 1>can pepper spray.

0:31:35.060 --> 0:31:37.340
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But I thought, like, one of the new people.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I want somebody important.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I think they actually have to get pepper sprayed

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<v Speaker 2>to graduate.

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<v Speaker 1>Not by us.

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<v Speaker 2>They could.

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<v Speaker 4>We should.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>We want to do it to a man.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously. We want him in that, like, suit. In the outfit. With, like,

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<v Speaker 2>the crevices where, like, I can.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that suit.

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<v Speaker 2>You know the suit that they wear and then you

0:31:59.970 --> 0:32:03.130
<v Speaker 2>fight them? But it's, like, arm pads. But then there's always, like,

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<v Speaker 2>that little.

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<v Speaker 3>For, like, a dog to attack them?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's always, like, spaces.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's for you stabbing. I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>for dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, trained.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is... Do you want me to put it

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<v Speaker 2>in there or should I.

0:32:12.180 --> 0:32:12.520
<v Speaker 4>Put it here?

0:32:12.540 --> 0:32:13.740
<v Speaker 1>No, like, put it fully away.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Please.

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<v Speaker 1>My heart rate is like through the roof. This episode

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<v Speaker 1>was so morbid.

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<v Speaker 3>Ring, ring. Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Don't lie to me. And stay safe. You really

0:32:32.030 --> 0:32:35.570
<v Speaker 1>should subscribe so new episodes hit your feed every Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 2>And keep up with us on socials at Don't Lie

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<v Speaker 2>to Me, Boho Chicken, and Lisa DiGiulio.

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<v Speaker 1>See you next Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 2>See ya, bitch.