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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text in four one oh six one. If you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, you can tell us whatever

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Speaker 1: you want. Because we always keep you anonymous, nobody will

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Speaker 1: know who you are, so feel free to tell us

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Speaker 1: any kind of big, small, medium size, like half size

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Speaker 1: dirty secret. Yeah, whatever size it is, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: Everybody stays anonymous. And I don't have an anonymous nick

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Speaker 1: name in my head right now, so I'm gonna throw

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Speaker 1: it to English. Evan, do you have a name? Vitamin D?

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Speaker 1: Vitamin in town, vitamin or Vitamin D? All right, Vitamin D?

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Speaker 1: What's up? How are you? Hey? How's it going? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Vitamin D. Vitamin is a weird So you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret Vitamin yeah? I do. So Basically, I

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Speaker 1: told my wife that she took my virginity because I

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Speaker 1: took hers. It was a good exchange, it was. I

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Speaker 1: made it seem like an even exchange, but it was not. Oh. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: you lied and said you were a virgin. Yikes. I

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Speaker 1: lied too early in and then it just kind of

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Speaker 1: stayed there, and it's it's just where we're at. Wow.

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Speaker 1: So your wife thinks that you two have only ever

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Speaker 1: been with each other. Then, Yeah, that's a huge dirty secret.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it is. Why did you make that lie up?

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Speaker 1: I think it was important to her and like she's

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Speaker 1: a little more wholesome than me, and I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to seem like, I don't know, funny how many girls

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Speaker 1: had had you been with before her? Uh? Probably like

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Speaker 1: in the twentieth so you you add more than a

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Speaker 1: few more than like one before you. I mean like

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Speaker 1: a lot of them were just like you know, girls

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Speaker 1: in college and like, you know whatever, a little you know,

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Speaker 1: but still still though it doesn't matter, insane and even

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Speaker 1: if it's number, even if the number was one before her,

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Speaker 1: you still she thinks that she took your virginity and

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Speaker 1: you took hers, but actually twenty times over. Yeah you

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Speaker 1: had already taken the vehicle for a test drive. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't she tell that you're not a virgin, That's

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. If you had it that much like

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Speaker 1: to start off normally difference, I guess you're right. She

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Speaker 1: just thinks you're a pro right away, like you're lit

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Speaker 1: lebron James of it. That's so much experience that right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because well because the first time is terrible usually right,

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Speaker 1: because you don't know what you're doing. Everybody's kind of nervous. Well,

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Speaker 1: but you were, she wasn't. Yeah, and I waited like

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Speaker 1: twenty six years exactly pumped. Yeah, it was two weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: You're seven loss of virginity. So um. But if the

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Speaker 1: first time, he's usually kind of awkward and weird and

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Speaker 1: you're nervous. You don't really know what's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: But you just like, like I said, Lebron James, you're

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Speaker 1: just out there putting chalk on your hands, like, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's do this. I know exactly how this goes crazy pending,

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Speaker 1: But oh my god, do you think you'll ever tell

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Speaker 1: your wife, you know, maybe in the future that you

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Speaker 1: weren't a virgin. I just don't see the better thing

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Speaker 1: in that, really, I mean, do you do you carry

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Speaker 1: any guilt? You mean I'm talking about on the radio,

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Speaker 1: But you're anonymous. I get a little girl not that

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Speaker 1: much satisfied. Well, yeah, you're a pro. Well thanks for

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Speaker 1: telling us your dirty little secret. Thanks guys. Yeah all right,

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Speaker 1: Alex yes, Alex free ye. If you're you and I

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Speaker 1: are married, if you didn't know that is true, if

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Speaker 1: you know that Alex and I are married. I know

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Speaker 1: some people that I have to say that, but I

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Speaker 1: have to say in because we have a new listeners

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Speaker 1: who are like, why are these people talking about sleeping together? Whatever?

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Speaker 1: If I told you that I was a virgin when

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Speaker 1: we met and then you found out that you didn't

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Speaker 1: take my virginity, would that upset you? Would you be

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Speaker 1: upset at this guy if you were his wife? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: would you? M Yeah? Probably? I mean that's really crazy

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Speaker 1: to lie about. You know, a lot of people lie

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Speaker 1: about the number that they've been with, especially women. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: What I've learned, what I've learned from female friends and

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Speaker 1: people like that and women that I've known, is usually

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Speaker 1: they try not to go off on one hand. Five

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Speaker 1: five was like the standard number. But what you can

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Speaker 1: do for girls is you can timee it by two

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Speaker 1: and then for guys divide by four exactly, because guys

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Speaker 1: are like, I've been with five, and you're like, no,

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Speaker 1: and then women are like, I've been with five, and

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Speaker 1: it's like you've been with twenty five. Text in four

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Speaker 1: one h six one. Did you tell the same kind

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Speaker 1: of lie curious. Now it's a jewel show. What's your

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