WEBVTT - Christmas Lights Expiration - 01.03.25

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<v Speaker 1>Right now.

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<v Speaker 2>It is time for the nephew with his frank phone

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<v Speaker 2>call for today. What you got for us?

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<v Speaker 1>Natt?

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<v Speaker 3>Surely this one right here is called Christmas lights expiration.

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas lights and black people. Listen. It's time to take

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<v Speaker 2>them down right now? Ain't Christmas old? Wicko? Yes, yes

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<v Speaker 2>it is, okay, so take them down? Lights down?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Frost, you ought to be thought, you ought to

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<v Speaker 3>be thawed out by now they take these people down.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus, don't make no sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Christmas lights expiration, Christmas lights expiration.

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<v Speaker 2>Cat dog, if you would.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach James. Yeah, hey, James,

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing? This is Greg? I want to get neighbors.

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<v Speaker 1>I live a few streets over from you. How you

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<v Speaker 1>doing today?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm doing fine? What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>Just want to make sure I got the right person.

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<v Speaker 1>You a chick north Willow Ben Yeah, okay, why are

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<v Speaker 1>you calling? What's I'm on? I live on a shadow

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<v Speaker 1>band man. My name is Grey, and I wonder I

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<v Speaker 1>want to reach out to you. Uh, we seem to

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<v Speaker 1>have a bit of a problem. Man. You still have

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<v Speaker 1>your Christmas lights up on the house and what what?

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<v Speaker 1>What's what's going on? You know? We've you know, some

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<v Speaker 1>of the neighbors have had a conversation. When you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>take these down? Man?

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<v Speaker 4>We go through this every year, and uh, it ain't

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<v Speaker 4>no problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>The lights are gonna stay up?

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<v Speaker 1>What what? What? What do you mean they're gonna stay up?

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<v Speaker 4>Did I start up? I said the lights are gonna

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<v Speaker 4>stay up?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? No, no, no, hold on, bro, Christmas is over.

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<v Speaker 1>The lights thing's finish, stay up. Okay, you nicely tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that the lights need to come down. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't even why do you have your

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<v Speaker 1>lights up after Christmas center clause? The whole Christmas thing

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<v Speaker 1>is over? Wait?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, wait to god? Man, what what's your name again?

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<v Speaker 1>Greg? Who of them is? Greg? And I live on

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<v Speaker 1>Shadow Ben, I live pos streets over from you.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't give us about where you live.

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<v Speaker 1>Man. You know how you get my number? I got

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<v Speaker 1>your number from the h o A. You know, the

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<v Speaker 1>president h o A. I on the one gave me

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<v Speaker 1>your number. But that's neither that's neither hear nor that.

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<v Speaker 1>The big issue is the Christmas light that's got to

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<v Speaker 1>come down.

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<v Speaker 4>You sound like a joke, man, You sound like a

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<v Speaker 4>food What you're gonna take my Christmas. Like, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I keep those lights up. You know why I keep

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<v Speaker 4>those lights up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a listener.

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<v Speaker 4>My mama loves those lights. She keeps the lights up

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<v Speaker 4>a little bit longer than usual. But we don't give

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<v Speaker 4>a fuck about that as long as she's happy.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, okay, okay, let me say that I'm hearing

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<v Speaker 1>you with your mama. Understand that. You know you got

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<v Speaker 1>love for your mom. Cool, but take it out. The

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<v Speaker 1>whole neighborhood wants your life there. So I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 1>you this right here, from neighbor to night. You got

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<v Speaker 1>to tomorrow evening to take these LIFs down. If not,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna take them down. My damn shir What time are.

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<v Speaker 4>You coming, bro? What time you coming?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll tell you what I'll get off it fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be at your house about six to take these

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<v Speaker 1>dinner life down. If you're not, yeah, I'll.

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<v Speaker 4>Be looking for you too. Man. You know we got

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<v Speaker 4>a big family. I'm gonna call my brothers and we're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna meet you. We're gonna meet you because you ain't

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<v Speaker 4>taking down.

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<v Speaker 1>You understand what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Life are gonna stay up?

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<v Speaker 1>Bro? Okay, I don't care if you and your mama

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<v Speaker 1>got to take them damn life down.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold up, brother, what you say about my mama?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you and your mama can take them life down,

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<v Speaker 1>but somebody got to take them down. Mother?

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<v Speaker 4>You talking about my mom? We ain't taking down.

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<v Speaker 3>Where did you say you.

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<v Speaker 1>Lived on Shadow Ben? I'm on Shadow Ben?

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<v Speaker 4>You just you trying to You're trying to sign your

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<v Speaker 4>death sentence.

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<v Speaker 1>If you come over to my crib and talk.

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<v Speaker 4>About taking down our mother Christmas like you man.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell you, if I come over there and you and

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<v Speaker 1>your mama ain't on the ladder trying to get the

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<v Speaker 1>lights off that house, then I'm taking them down.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey man, you you're talking about my mama taking down

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<v Speaker 4>the light. I've got a baseball back for your mother

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<v Speaker 4>and everybody at the h O A A. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>everybody at that club. You in whatever ahoe.

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<v Speaker 1>He and whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm you up, mother, I'm you up?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, if you if you meet up, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to You're gonna have to tie me up too.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the one. He's the one told us you had

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<v Speaker 1>the lights on the house. It hadn't taken them there.

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy one time cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Come in you can you get over here right now?

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<v Speaker 1>I can come. I'll tell you what. I come through there,

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<v Speaker 1>Me and Tommy both will come through that. If that's

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<v Speaker 1>what you want.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, mother, sh silly?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So so can I say something else? So what? Mother?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I? Can I say one more thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Because you man, you ain't got to say tell you

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<v Speaker 4>say that when you get over here? You talking about

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<v Speaker 4>my mama? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, calm down, dude, calm down, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm down about what? Can I say something else? Can

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<v Speaker 1>I say one more thing? Just that? There? One more thing?

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<v Speaker 1>What all I'm gonna say? Is this nephew tire me

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<v Speaker 1>from Steve Harvey Morning Show. Did you say.

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<v Speaker 4>You you got to be kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? Man, you got James? You all right? Man?

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<v Speaker 4>No, man, it ain't all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Man?

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<v Speaker 4>What you got my blood pressure off?

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<v Speaker 1>What? Hey? Wow? This is hey? Hey Jay? You got

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<v Speaker 1>some labors Russell and shots. Russell is shotes. You are

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<v Speaker 1>the ones that got me the prank call you bad.

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<v Speaker 1>They ain't gonna get no Christmas present for me next year?

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<v Speaker 1>You have some boys? Man? Oh wow? Oh you was

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<v Speaker 1>heated boy, Oh man, you was heated man, one thing

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know about you, James. You love your mama,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you.

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<v Speaker 4>I love it. I love it to death. Man, you

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<v Speaker 4>you you had to take it there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's a right man. Oh man, you gotta let

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<v Speaker 1>me know. Man, what is the baddest and I mean

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest radio show in the last let me hear it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh God, but Steve Harvey in the morning show.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, surely they got to take these lights down.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell people when to take their Christmas light? Who are you?

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<v Speaker 3>You hit the wrong switch and the whole house light ups? Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>getting ready, it's going down. It is going down. Milwaukee, Milwaukee,

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<v Speaker 3>The Nephew is coming. That will be MLK Weekend at

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<v Speaker 3>the m Prov and Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Tickets on sale right now.

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<v Speaker 3>The Nephew coming through. I ain't never been up in there.

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<v Speaker 3>So come watch me. Come see what all of us

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<v Speaker 3>is all about. Come see what ignorance is. Straight in

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<v Speaker 3>your face. Where you're going, Where you're going.

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<v Speaker 2>Milwaukee, Wisconsin at the m Prov MLK Weekend. Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>yess yes, sir,