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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject is my wife used to keep herself up.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's all about

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Speaker 1: just a few because right now it is time for

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Speaker 1: the nephew and today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got ft?

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Speaker 3: We're gonna go down to the cemetery. Anybody want to

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Speaker 3: go with me? We're going down to the cemetery the.

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Speaker 1: Herd no for me?

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Speaker 4: No, No, I'm not going.

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Speaker 3: Y'll ain't know when y'all. You know, y'all ain't know

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Speaker 3: to go park in the cemetery. What's your girl? Y'all

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Speaker 3: ain't gonna do that?

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Speaker 1: Well, no, we're not white. No to do what in

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Speaker 1: a movie?

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Speaker 4: At the cemetery? Yeah, the one place I'm trying to

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Speaker 4: avoid always.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean a lot of kidsers go down there.

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Speaker 4: And you know, if I'm in the cock the weird

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Speaker 4: the cemetery, if a leaf blowcross that windshield, all hell

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Speaker 4: will break out. Net I'm talking them, can't nothing happened?

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Speaker 3: No, right, I'm way you damn scared for that, you

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Speaker 3: know how we are? All right? Dad? Alright? This is right? Here.

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Speaker 3: This is called tombstone toomstone, tombstone. All right, let's go

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Speaker 3: care though, funeral home.

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Speaker 2: It's kend Hey, man, I got a we got a

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Speaker 2: problem with the center home over the man. I truk something.

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Speaker 2: Y'all gonna mess around and put the wrong name on

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Speaker 2: my hand A tombstow as will as the date, and

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Speaker 2: we got a problem. We gotta get rich the five man,

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Speaker 2: y'all can hold hold.

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Speaker 5: On, hold on, man, calm down. First of all, what

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Speaker 5: is your name?

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Speaker 2: My name is Richie Man. But y'all, y'all, I can't

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Speaker 2: understand a funeral home making these kind of mistakes, you know,

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Speaker 2: that don't make no sense. How long have y'all even

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Speaker 2: been in the business to be doing something like this?

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Speaker 5: So this is a family business. We've been doing this

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Speaker 5: forty plus years.

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Speaker 2: Oh, ain't y'all making mistakes like this? Man?

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Speaker 5: What what?

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Speaker 2: What's the problem?

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Speaker 5: What's the mistake? What mistake do you think we made?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Look, man, we're bearing my hand in two weeks ago.

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Speaker 2: Her name is Rose Up. Okay, all right, where do

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Speaker 2: you stay? Our name is r O s E t

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Speaker 2: t A. Y'all got r O Z E t t A.

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Speaker 2: She was born tune the eight nineteen forty eight, y'all

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Speaker 2: got August to fix nineteen forty y'all got the dates

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Speaker 2: mixed up, and y'all got her name mixed up. And

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Speaker 2: when we ain't from the door as having Miami resting

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Speaker 2: in peace with the wrong stuff on her tombstow all,

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Speaker 2: no Firsman, calm down, Rod.

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Speaker 5: You keep getting at me. I can't age no way

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Speaker 5: I can help you.

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Speaker 2: If you getting at me, I mean, we'll fix the

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Speaker 2: parablem damn man. Why I can check the paperwork.

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Speaker 5: I can check the paperwork and see what the problem is. Now,

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Speaker 5: if you gave me the wrong information, your family gave

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Speaker 5: me the wrong information, then we just put down where

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Speaker 5: we was getting. And if we gotta change something, we'll

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Speaker 5: change it. But it's gonna cost you.

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Speaker 2: In my mind, I'm not all, y'all, we live. We're

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Speaker 2: not paying another damn damn to that funeral hall, not

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Speaker 2: another damn damn. The stuff gonna get changed on that

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Speaker 2: damn tool stuff, and we're not paying for none, not this.

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Speaker 2: I'm over that. I'm decided.

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Speaker 5: I'm saying we can help you out. I can help you.

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Speaker 5: What if you gave me the wrong information that's on you.

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Speaker 2: Why didn't do that? That's on you. But we didn't

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Speaker 2: give you the wrong information. No, I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 2: that for I hand you. What's your name? Turn on?

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Speaker 2: What is your name? My name is Kendrick. Okay, Kendreck.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. If this don't get changed,

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Speaker 2: body night, me and some of my cousin are gonna

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Speaker 5: Up bout it all right, he oh, no, y'all not

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Speaker 5: coming over here and digging up nothing, y'all. This is

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Speaker 5: my pleasure. He will disrespect my family and come over here.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna get up what we're.

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Speaker 2: Gonna dig up somebodies that y'all gonna come if y'all

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Speaker 2: don't get directed bottle on.

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Speaker 5: My hand, tombstonuse, Hey, there's not gonna be none of that.

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Speaker 5: I'm not having you coming over here. We're gonna six

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Speaker 5: the problema, check the paperwork, and I can get back

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Speaker 5: to you. That's why I can do. But you ain't

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Speaker 2: And if if y'all six this thing on my head,

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Speaker 2: Tombstone buddy, me and my cousin is coming out there

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Speaker 2: digging up some of them. Damn Dad, bodies. I'n tell

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Speaker 2: y'all get this damn thing. Six.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna be nobody coming over here.

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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna care I'm nothing.

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Speaker 5: Wait a minute, hold on, see what now I'm getting

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Speaker 5: excited too. Come man, let me just talk to you

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Speaker 5: like a man. Listen. What I'm saying, is you in

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Speaker 5: that the family fills out the paperwork, put the name

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Speaker 5: in the birth date on there. If it is incorrect,

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Speaker 5: it has to be fixed. I have to call the

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Speaker 5: man out here to fix you, and that's gonna cast

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Speaker 5: some money I have to pay him. All I'm saying

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Speaker 5: is if that is the case, if the paperwork is incorrect,

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Speaker 5: it's not on us, and I might have to charge

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Speaker 5: you a little extra money just so I can get it.

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Speaker 2: Taking care not to get charged none of that. We

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Speaker 2: ain't got no more money, man, we ain't got no

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Speaker 2: more money. Got charge of alarm, money had to bear

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Speaker 2: in my handy. We ain't got no more. Let me

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Speaker 2: tell you. I'm gonna tell you one more time, mister Kendrick.

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Speaker 2: If I don't see a change, I'm coming out there

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Speaker 2: this evening. And look at my handy, tombst I'm coming

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Speaker 2: out there now. If the day and the name ain't fixed.

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Speaker 2: I promise you so help me. I'm finna start digging

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Speaker 2: up about it. And if your answer is out there,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna put you in one of them homes down

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Speaker 2: and dug up.

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Speaker 5: Tell you what, virgie, You're not gonna put me in

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Speaker 5: no home?

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Speaker 2: Man, Like I said, I try to.

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to talk to you and tell you what

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Speaker 5: the deal is and how we will get this fixed.

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Speaker 5: Ain't nobody coming out here and digging up nothing.

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Speaker 2: I'll be some mad bet you. I bet you I'm

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Speaker 2: digging up a home and put you if you don't

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Speaker 2: fix laying the tombs do.

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Speaker 5: If we boy was going in the damn hole, that's

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Speaker 2: We're both going in that end because somebody want to

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Speaker 2: fix mess around and put the wrong date. You want

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Speaker 2: to put the yall smell on my head and then

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Speaker 2: row and everything.

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Speaker 5: I don't even answer the damn phone. My uncle get explicted.

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Speaker 5: Regidsid gonna fix nothing. Me and you yelling at each other,

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Speaker 5: we mean, we don't do this. Yelling at each other

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Speaker 5: is not gonna fix the problems. I'm I still have

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Speaker 5: to do a step here. I have to look at

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Speaker 5: this paperwork.

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Speaker 2: Where are you gonna look at it?

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Speaker 5: Den Regid, You keep yelling. I don't even have time

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Speaker 5: to go over the paperwork every time. If you're ready

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Speaker 5: look at something.

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Speaker 2: You yelling in my head you want more time. I'm

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Speaker 2: coming at minter, fucker. I'm gonna come out there right now.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm finna. Do you know what we're to

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Speaker 2: come on there.

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Speaker 5: I try to talk nice to you and tell you

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Speaker 5: what do I told you that this is the family business.

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Speaker 5: You just expect me. Then you you came out here.

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Speaker 2: You ain't no cousin. We both got it all day.

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Speaker 5: That's why I'm trying to tell you what more.

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Speaker 2: You know I'm gonna when I'm saying, you're not listening,

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Speaker 2: to tell your nigga you need to know that is

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Speaker 2: on my way because I guarantee you y'all gonna chang.

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Speaker 5: I'm bring again.

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Speaker 2: Bring no.

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Speaker 5: You ain't no cause I'm laughing for a car. I'm

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Speaker 5: bigging both seven holes out this day.

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Speaker 2: When they get ready to sail Kendrick on the toombsto,

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Speaker 2: I bet you they want to sail it. Well, Oh women,

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Speaker 2: come off you you ain't non cuting. Why I can't.

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Speaker 2: I got something that I have to tell you. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you got to say, I'm saying you listening to me, Kendrick.

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Speaker 5: What the you wrapped the SA regident?

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Speaker 2: I got to play it? Then? Is nessew Timmy? You

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Speaker 2: just got break by your secretary with yo? Right? Man?

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Speaker 2: You telling me? I wa you got you?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 5: Oh he was supposed to be ahead today. I knew

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Speaker 5: something was fun.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, man, you got me. But I was gonna

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Speaker 2: do a hole yo today sign a gig. Hey, man,

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Speaker 2: I gotta ask you one more thing. What is the

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Speaker 2: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,

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Speaker 2: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: But y'all want on y'all tombstone. I don't. I don't

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Speaker 3: tell me no, No, I really knocked on my hand.

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Speaker 3: I want all my name O man Thomas And if

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Speaker 3: you time in mind on the whole thing, covering all

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Speaker 3: the way through right all the way around the backside,

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Speaker 3: just feel think man, look good.

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Speaker 1: It's expensive.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, Yeah, you got money.

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Speaker 1: I don't leave money for all it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna eat up all that money. I'm along

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Speaker 3: with Steve now, I've been to eat up all that money.

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Speaker 2: All your money while you right now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't realize that I'm finna eat up all

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Speaker 3: that money. I'm looking around seeing who deserves it and

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Speaker 3: who don't. Yeah, we're finished party with this here, bro.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna send y'all something, and you gonna understand why

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Speaker 4: my philosophy is this way.

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Speaker 3: I get to you right now. Nephew Thomas House Party

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Speaker 3: Comedy Jam is jumping off June fifteenth. That's in Dallas, Texas.

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Speaker 3: That is Saturday, June fifteenth at the Majestic. Tickets are

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Speaker 3: on sale right now. Nephew Thomas House Party Comedy Jam.

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Speaker 3: All you brothers out there, all you fathers out there,

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Speaker 3: all my Kappa brothers out there, come hang out with you. Boy.

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Speaker 3: Were putting it down Saturday night alone with my man

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Speaker 3: Tony Robberts. I got Dominique in the billing. They funny

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Speaker 3: as all get out. Nephew Thomas House Party Comedy Jam

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Speaker 3: live in person at the Majesty, Dallas, Texas, Saturday night,

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Speaker 3: June fifteenth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah all right, Nephew, thank you Coming up at coming

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Speaker 1: up next Today's Strawberry Letter, and the subject is my

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Speaker 1: wife used to keep herself up. My wife used to

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Speaker 1: keep herself up. Wow, we'll get into that, find out

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Speaker 1: what that's all about. Right after this, you're listening Morning

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Speaker 1: show