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Speaker 1: All right, it's almost time for your phone tap. And

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Speaker 1: if a wife wants to do a prank call on

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Speaker 1: her husband around Halloween time, what are the options there?

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, it's scary, right, yeah, I mean, what do

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Speaker 1: you do? You tell him the pumpkin that he bought

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Speaker 1: at the store is actually a butternut squash. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: Or maybe you tell him his microwave is haunted by

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Speaker 1: the ghost of chef boyar d.

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Speaker 2: Chefferd. He's got a high pitch screen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No. What you have to do is you

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Speaker 1: have to go big and contact us, the tap Busters.

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Speaker 1: That's us.

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Speaker 2: You did not just say that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah we are, okay, we ain't afraid of no phones.

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Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, you're going with it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to okay, Oh, you've got the music on,

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Speaker 1: all right. I'm just saying we're the so called experts

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Speaker 1: in the prank department. I don't know how true that is,

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Speaker 1: but that's what they call us. And you're gonna hear

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Speaker 1: exactly what we came up with for this prank phone

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Speaker 1: call when we do your phone tap right after this. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is missus available?

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Speaker 2: This is her husband?

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Speaker 1: Can I ask this is Charlie from the Super Adult

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Speaker 1: Play Emporium. From what the super Adult play Emporium.

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Speaker 2: Really and why zactly are you calling for my wife?

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Speaker 1: I can tell you that in just a second, but

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Speaker 1: before I do, my manager's requested that I ask if

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Speaker 1: it's okay, at the end of this phone call, would

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Speaker 1: you be willing to take a quick customer satisfaction survey?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, okay, No, all right, that's fine. Anyway, missus was

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Speaker 1: recently in the Super Adult play Emporium and she purchased

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Speaker 1: an item that's been recalled, so we're required by law

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Speaker 1: to contact the consumer to base warned them not to

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Speaker 1: use it and to please return it immediately.

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Speaker 2: Wait, so my wife was actually in that sex place.

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Speaker 1: Yes, she was, and she purchased that item, and if

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Speaker 1: you could just tell her to bring it back and

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Speaker 1: return it, that would be great.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. What item? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I just figured since you're her husband then you would

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Speaker 1: have you know. Okay, But if you're her husband, I

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Speaker 1: guess I can tell you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I asked.

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Speaker 1: So the one that missus purchased is called the Halloweeny

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Speaker 1: the HALLOWEENI yeah, the HALLOWEENI.

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Speaker 2: What exactly is a HALLOWEENI.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna make me blush.

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Speaker 2: You're the one that said it, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's pretty self explanatory. It's hollow, and it's orange,

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Speaker 1: and you know you put it where.

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Speaker 2: I get it recalled?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's a recall on it. It's defective due

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Speaker 1: to a choking.

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Speaker 2: Hazard, a joking hazard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess the little jack of lanterns can come

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Speaker 1: detached during use. Oh, like, you can picture it. It's

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Speaker 1: like it's with the big orange thing and then the

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Speaker 1: two jack lanterns on the side of it.

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Speaker 2: Talking about it. I don't wanna picture it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that, sir. I didn't mean to offend.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, when did my wife order this?

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Speaker 1: Let me see it seems that she purchased it about

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Speaker 1: a week ago.

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Speaker 2: Oh she did, huh mm hmm. I asked what else

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Speaker 2: she purchased from the company. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't have access to that, just the recall data.

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Speaker 1: But it looks like she's a member of our VIP program,

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Speaker 1: which is good news.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, it's always so nice to hear from a

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Speaker 2: complete stranger that your wife is a closet perb or something.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm glad that we can make your day.

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Speaker 2: Uh no, it didn't make my day to find out

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Speaker 2: that my wife goes to these weird places. Probably went

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Speaker 2: right after her Bible study.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that, And I'm sorry for your inconvenience,

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Speaker 1: but we can't offer you or your wife twenty five

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Speaker 1: percent off your next purchase. No, well, you can always

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Speaker 1: have her exchange it for a number of other products,

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Speaker 1: like we have the vibrating mini mummy, Oh god. Or

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Speaker 1: how about the anatomically correct blow up Frankenstein. That's a

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Speaker 1: popular one.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: I like it because you can remove the neck bolts

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Speaker 1: and put them anywhere on your body.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about now.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying these are all the adult Halloween products your

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Speaker 1: wife wanted me to tell you about while doing a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call on you. That's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not kidding you man. This is Jeffrey from

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Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Your

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Speaker 1: wife asked if we could do a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. The whole time I thought was some

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Speaker 2: kind of closet.

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Speaker 1: I mean, she did say in her email that she's

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Speaker 1: interested in spicing things up.

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Speaker 2: My god. That's horrible.

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Speaker 1: Well, hey, for your trouble, we will definitely honor that

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Speaker 1: twenty five percent discount at the super adult play in Porium.

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Speaker 1: All right, sir, uh no thanks, you're missing out.

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Speaker 2: No, not wake up. Every morning was phone taps weekday

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Speaker 2: mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,