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Speaker 1: One and only Steve Harvey got radio or self, Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show. Sometimes when I chuckle like

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Speaker 1: share with you, that's all. As always always kind of

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Speaker 1: and I had I had gotten off track a little

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Speaker 1: bit because one of the principles of success I want

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Speaker 1: to share with you all today is a law of attraction.

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Speaker 1: And that is a very very serious principle. It cannot

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Speaker 1: be ignored the law of attraction and I'm I'm not

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Speaker 1: way that I see it. The law of attraction is very,

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Speaker 1: very real. The law of attraction is a principle of success.

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Speaker 1: It is something that everyone has to adhere to. Now,

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Speaker 1: whether you know the law of attraction or not, it

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Speaker 1: the case where ignorance is not the excuse. The fact

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Speaker 1: put it to you best I can. The law of attraction,

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Speaker 1: the law of attraction, to put it real simple, is

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Speaker 1: thing that you draw to you. It's what you attract

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Speaker 1: to you. That's basically the law of attraction. The thing

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Speaker 1: What I am saying is this in the law of attraction.

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Speaker 1: use some examples here. I can just your best example

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Speaker 1: attracting the right things to your life by changing what

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Speaker 1: What group you in, Sherley Strawberry, I'm in both, Steve,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. Colin Farrel, good morning. Let's get it, Junior.

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Speaker 1: The chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey is here and this one.

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Speaker 1: Steve is from Corey in Birmingham. Corey says, I've been

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Speaker 1: What do you think is really going on? Is she

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Speaker 1: It's okay, it's okay. Yeah, he's a nerd. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: a nerd. He damned it about vale Victorian. Very few

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Speaker 1: You know we got three for the members already know so.

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Speaker 1: gotta let me know twenty twenty, baby, what is the

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Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. Man.

423
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: It's the Steve Harvey Morning Show with that, isn't it,

424
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy? And there you have it, ladies and jail.

425
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 1: I'm going Tommy right, all right, we'll have more of

426
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.

427
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: You're listening, Jake, what you got mcrematine. But some people

428
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: don't put a lot of thought into gifts at all.

429
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 1: They just don't. They could care less, you know. And

430
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 1: these are lists of gifts that we just don't want

431
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 1: at all. Don't give me I'm just speaking for myself.

432
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: Number one of them a diabetic don't give me no

433
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 1: damn chocolate cup of cherries. I don't want that, Okay

434
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: you out, don't wrap it up, don't. I don't like

435
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: that gift. I don't. I don't like that's too much

436
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: damn sugar for diabetic what I can't speak for the

437
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 1: top ten gift that people hate. I don't top ten

438
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: gilt I hate because I've already got it before. Why

439
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: would you give me a jerry box? You don't really,

440
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: I don't wet Jerry little. They put no thought into this,

441
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: This came from an art of mine. Here's somebody that

442
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: don't know you at all, at all, at all. Right,

443
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: they got the mirror in it when you open it

444
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: up the little the little box sectionals I don't I

445
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: ain't got a ring on my face. Don't get me

446
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: a holiday sweater? Why would you buy me a Christmas sweater?

447
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: When am I gonna wein? I gonna wait till next

448
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: for nothing. I don't wear that because after today it's

449
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: awful sweater. I ain't never been with the ugly sweater thing.

450
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 1: I don't have the Okay, Steve, what you got? What

451
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: are we doing? Top ten gives people don't hate. People hate, Yeah,

452
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: yeah that they hate what he don't buy me? No

453
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 1: damn medicine. You know you know, you know, I know

454
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: how much your knees hurt you. Some ad veal and

455
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: sell the bricks and you can keep it close by. Man.

456
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 1: I just man, I thought about you, and I saw

457
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 1: this big two hundred pel bottle did Christmas man, and

458
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: they went to sales of Cosco, got you the big

459
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: bulk at you don't want none of that. I don't

460
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: want to let me jan something about me I have

461
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: not worn suspenders in years, okay, years in years, and

462
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: not the ones that clap one, not the ones that

463
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: you put a button on. And I don't want suspenders

464
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: the plastic work, I don't. I know they look nice

465
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: in the box and they got a little both down.

466
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: I don't want that. Okay, I'll tell you something else

467
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: I don't want, Jake, and I mean this, I mean it.

468
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: Don't buy me nothing off of infimcial. I don't. I

469
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: don't want the flashlight. I don't want nothing of that.

470
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: I don't want. I did buy you that flashlight, though

471
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 1: I did, I still got it. Well, I don't want it.

472
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: Have some stuff, y'all, go ahead and have it. I

473
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,720
Speaker 1: don't want it. What the hell do I want with

474
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: some seal what they call it flex? You never know,

475
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: right if I get a lot of I don't want

476
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: to know conflicts just because they shiny. I've been watching

477
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: you on teav that I saw you be warning conflicts

478
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: Jesus real, all right, all right, No buy me no

479
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: spank shirt. Why why would you buy me that? You know,

480
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: a form fitting shirt? What are you trying? Yeah, yeah,

481
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: don't buy me that. I don't want that. I might

482
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: need that, but I don't want that. No, he goes,

483
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: you don't want them t shirts? Hit body ready for that?

484
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: Ain't gotta tight shit, buddy. If I see time me

485
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: to take your shirt, I need to pitch anyway in

486
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: the country. You see him take that. I put water

487
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 1: in front of Marjorie one time. She laughed so hard.

488
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: I looked at her. I said, I ain't really there yet,

489
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: I'm just checking it out. She laughed. Okay, See, I'm

490
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: under the impression if you put one of them shirts on,

491
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 1: Steve and makes your body tight, and I think it's

492
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 1: the shirt that makes you like you in shape. That's

493
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 1: what I think, and that's why I'm now. You gotta

494
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: keep the shirt on. You know what I'm saying. I'm

495
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: definitely gonna give me one. But what I don't want

496
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: for what I don't want is a popcorn coupon. Please,

497
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: I'm going to the movies. I can't get my own popcorn. Okay,

498
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: all right, you don't need to cupon. You don't want

499
00:32:57,160 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: the gift card? No, No, you love going to the movies, Jay,

500
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: that's a good cover. You love going to the movies, don't.

501
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: I didn't want them. Ow the movie passes, I'm good

502
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: on movie passes Ego one hair cream. They give me

503
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: a set and it's got hair cream in it. I've

504
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: been just looking at people. Yeah you know you ain't

505
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: got no hap to use it for your mustache case.

506
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I'll tell you what I know. I'm sicking

507
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: in the shop for. Yeah. Well, I tell you. People

508
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: like to make fun of your situations and stuff. And

509
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: I know I have sick set. But what I don't

510
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:39,479
Speaker 1: want for critic is a bag of sale? Who give

511
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: you that? The bag? I don't want the bag of

512
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: slee because you de hydra Yeah, they think i'll be

513
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: but it's Christmas. I ain't in the hospital. I we're

514
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: in the living room. I don't want the bag of sale.

515
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: I would report you first because you're soul it here.

516
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: I don't love. You're the one I don't like people get.

517
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: I know you like cigars and I found these here.

518
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 1: They had these cohebers for six dollars a box from hobbies.

519
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: Those all come here. No, man, no, look that ain't

520
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: the right label. Yeah that is they cohebers. I asked them,

521
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,439
Speaker 1: what about you smokeing? They bring your box of black

522
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: of mile did something? I had that too. I've had

523
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: that'll make you sick. They brought me a pack of

524
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 1: big lighters one time. He always looked for a lighter.

525
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: Here's a light, here's a pack up break all right,

526
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show.

527
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

528
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: So our resident poets, Oh yeah, Junior in the building,

529
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: Yeah right now? Oh yeah. Who's Christmas time? Baby? Christmas time?

530
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 1: And it's a time that a lot of people are

531
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: breaking up, but they really don't know how to say

532
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: it to the other person. So I thought we might.

533
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 1: We was just faning poem. It's the best way to

534
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: do it. Just say it in poem. He ain't go

535
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,399
Speaker 1: one right here time. He's all Christmas break up poem.

536
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 1: It's all of these here we go mistletoe. Mistletoe is

537
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: where we wants kiss become this Christmas. These lips you

538
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: gonna miss, and that ain't all merry Christmas? What right?

539
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaker 1: They gotta waste a lot of times. He ain't gotta

540
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: write a lot of time. This name just like that, missletoe,

541
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,720
Speaker 1: missing toe is where we wants kiss become this Christmas.

542
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: These lits you go miss and that ain't all Merry

543
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: Christmas getting better? Yeah, that's how anybody down he got

544
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 1: another one time. He gonna no frosty, frosty like your

545
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 1: attitude has been. But when you try your key tonight,

546
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: he won't let you win. Marry Christmas breakfast. Yeah, it's

547
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 1: like we got time to argue all night long. No,

548
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,879
Speaker 1: I just say this, the relationship is over because you've

549
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: been messing with my weed. You even smoked three bridges

550
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 1: off my Christmas tree. You got to go Marry Christmas

551
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 1: smoke there. Yeah, y'all ask how you got down there

552
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: and smoked three friendges off the tree. No, we don't

553
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 1: need him. I like this. This is just would hit

554
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: me about one thirty in the morning. It's about one

555
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: third in the morning. Came to me. It is you

556
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: haul may flower or even two guys and a truck.

557
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: Their numbers are on the counter, and I wish you

558
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: good luck Marry Christmas. That's my favorite. That's my Mary

559
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: Christmas just wants you to know. How about doing again

560
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: for you all? You may flower or even two guys

561
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: in the truck, their numbers on the counter, and I

562
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 1: wish you good luck Marry Christmas. Yeah, I think I

563
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 1: might do that shirt just to break up Christmas car

564
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: I like them. Okay, here we go, all right, twas

565
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 1: the night before Christmas. Please try to be gone because

566
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,919
Speaker 1: I'm getting my life together and I'm moving on. Babu bye,

567
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:37,240
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. I got hit it with the Merry Christmas.

568
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: That Marry Christmas. It's not really Yeah, pig gonna lands one.

569
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 1: I wrote this. It said the gingerbread man to the

570
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: gingerbread ladies. This relationship is over because you've been asked shady,

571
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: who ho hole Merry Christmas, daddies, that's not you. Break up?

572
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: What I eat? A lot of words? Thank you? All right,

573
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show.

574
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to show. According to the

575
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: New York Times, Christmas tree sales are booming as pandemic

576
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: weary Americans seek solace. So guys, I have to ask you.

577
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 1: Are you decorating more for the holidays or less? Hell Yale,

578
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: I'm lit up up mine too. What what's your favorite

579
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:45,280
Speaker 1: holiday tradition? Steve ig No fried ostris and hot rolls.

580
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 1: I want to know hot three question. Let me ask

581
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 1: you question, Tom, do you like eggna? I do I

582
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: love Okay, okay, let me ask you a question. Do

583
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 1: you like hot rolls? Yeah? Who don't? Okay, let me

584
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 1: ask you another question. Do you like fried oysters? I

585
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 1: really like him grill, but okay, I like him fried. Now.

586
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: If I like fried Oystris and I like hot rolls

587
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,760
Speaker 1: and I like egg na, how you can't see that together?

588
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: But how did you bring all that together? One day? Though?

589
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: Because when my father was living, he had a tradition.

590
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: When my brothers and I grew up, he just wanted

591
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: to see his sons all together on Christmas morning. That's all.

592
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 1: That was his guilt. Can my sons come and sit

593
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: with me on Christmas morning? So we all went by

594
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 1: his house on Christmas morning. Every Christmas morning he fried Oystris. Well,

595
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 1: my mama know I love egg now, so she might,

596
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 1: And then my mom would make some hot rolls with it,

597
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: and you put them fried on She between that hot

598
00:39:53,200 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: roll oh like a minute. That's that's a minute paper

599
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: and there some eggna with some nuting man on it.

600
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: So as my sons have gotten older and all live

601
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: away from home, I started the tradition years ago. So

602
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: all my sons on Christmas morning, No matter where they are,

603
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 1: they fly home, they come home, they sit with their

604
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 1: daddy on Christmas morning, have fried ousts, eggnog and high rolls.

605
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: They like it, they're not crazy. Or two of them

606
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,399
Speaker 1: don't care for egg nog. But you have to drink

607
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: it though, or else on christ or you ain't no Harby,

608
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: give me my damn name back, you know? Okay, okay,

609
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 1: so what you want to be you ain't nothing else.

610
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: So Steve tell us about the new tradition elf on

611
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: the shelf. All you know about that because they talked

612
00:40:55,560 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: about it. Tommy talked about it. Is Yeah, so you

613
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: thought I would house Marjorie does that. I'm against it.

614
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: But this year for the grandkids, it's living with us.

615
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: So can we be talking about this alfh on the shelf?

616
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: We're just talking about alf and the shelf. You don't

617
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: go case some kids is listening. I think it's up

618
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: there with Shy. I promise you it ain't up there

619
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: with Sunna. Take it from me. The man ain't bought

620
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 1: a damn thing. But I'm glad you brought that up. Tommy.

621
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: How conscientious of you? Yeah, Tommy, what countree you got

622
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: this year? This year? You hear that y'all this year

623
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:49,839
Speaker 1: what you normally have more than one Christmas tree too?

624
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 1: And last alloy thank you, I'm glad, thank girl. No, no,

625
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: I have two big windows. That's why it just putting

626
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: up one would be crazy. You want to balance it?

627
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,919
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, you know, esthetically, I'm all we could

628
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: have falled was one tree. Well, all we could have

629
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: fall was one tree. Tommy, ain't gotta put up two

630
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: trees called tree so damn big. You can see it

631
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: in all the windows. There's so much pressure with this

632
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: sen We started off with elf on the shelf? What happened?

633
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 1: How did it go? Left? Okay, wait to get some money.

634
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 1: Man coming up next, the nephew you hear me's here

635
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: in the building with the prank phone call right after

636
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: this you're listening to coming up at the top of

637
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after my Strawberry letter

638
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 1: for today subject I'm a star, but my friends say

639
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: I suck. Right now though, it's the nephew here with

640
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got? Well, surely you

641
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: know everybody likes to get a good pizza delivered every

642
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: now you know what I'm saying. You want to get

643
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,720
Speaker 1: that good pizza man. That we call it the wagon wheel.

644
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,760
Speaker 1: You want to get WHOA? Did you hear him? Ws?

645
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: Did you hear that? What? I did? Hear it? Actually

646
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: I did? I did tell them what you said he wagon?

647
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: I said it though? Did you hear me? I did

648
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: hear it? I did? Anyway? Anyway, you want to get

649
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 1: a good piecea So this right here is the pizza delivery,

650
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: all right? Okay check this out? What jun? I'm calling

651
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:53,240
Speaker 1: from prison and I want a pizza so much. Stupid

652
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 1: never ends, It just keeps going and going. People in

653
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 1: prills and ought to be able to get a pizza too. Okay,

654
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 1: pizza run a cat? Do you know? Pizza man? I

655
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: help you try to order pizza? Okay? Can you oh

656
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: for me? Please? Yeah? All right? Okay, So about this, sir?

657
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,760
Speaker 1: Can I take your orders? Y'all? Need to order ten pizzas?

658
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 1: You want ten pizzas? And what kind of crust was

659
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 1: that going to be? I need six? You poke up

660
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 1: on me? Please? I need six cheese pizzas. Six cheese

661
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 1: pizzas on thin crust? What kind of crust was that? Again?

662
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: Than than than the six peas? Than crush pizzas? And

663
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 1: do you want any other topping tone. That's her. No,

664
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,879
Speaker 1: I need to to meet lovers. What was that again?

665
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 1: Can you can you stick up a little bit? I

666
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: was really having a hard time hearing you. I need

667
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: to meet lovers, to meat lothers. Is that? Yes, to

668
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 1: meet lover, meet lovers pizza? Okay? And what kind of

669
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 1: quest would you like on that? Sir? Oh that's big,

670
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: big cross. You said you want to think crusts on

671
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 1: that sick. So I'm having a really hard time hearing you.

672
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 1: Can't you speak up for I need two meat levels

673
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 1: with thick crust, bid crust. Okay, okay, all right? And

674
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: then the last is two veggies on being crossed, two

675
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 1: veggie's veggieves veggie's two veggie two veggie on the thick

676
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 1: crush do y'all delivered to um do y'all delivered to

677
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: uh gated gated community. Can you for a second for

678
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: me to be first? Okay, Sorry about that, sir? Okay?

679
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: Can I get your phone numbers? Three four two, there's

680
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:50,760
Speaker 1: six eight nine. Okay. I heard three four two guys

681
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: six eight nine, but I didn't get the rest of

682
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: those numbers. Can I get an area code or my number?

683
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: Three four two, they're six eight nine. Okay, Um, I

684
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: need to get the whole seven digits and the area

685
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: code so then we can put you in the computer

686
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: to try to find your location. I told you my number.

687
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: My number is three four two dads six eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, um,

688
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 1: let me get my manager on the phone. Me. Um,

689
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 1: he's giving me like six numbers. I'll take care of it, sir.

690
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Hey? How are you doing? I'm

691
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 1: doing great? All right? I order ten pizzas, six cheese pizzas,

692
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 1: two meat lovers, and two veggies. I'm trying to see

693
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 1: if do y'all have a problem delivered to a gated community?

694
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 1: Oh not at all. We delivered to a gated community

695
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: all the time. Let me just get a number for

696
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,919
Speaker 1: you and an address, right my number three four two

697
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 1: dads six eight nine, Sir, that's only six digits. We

698
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: need seven digits. We'll actually your eric code. Plush your

699
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 1: seven digits? Oh okay, I don't. I don't. If you

700
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: just leave it with the guard here'll make sure I

701
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 1: get it. No, so, I don't think you understand. I

702
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: need to have a phone number where I can call you.

703
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: We can go in and out of the gate. That's

704
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 1: not a problem. When I get that, you can't go

705
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 1: in and out that gate. Listen, you can't go in

706
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: and out that cake. Sir. I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

707
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: Can't you speak up something? Okay. I'm trying to get

708
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 1: ten pizzas delivered, and you just drop it off with

709
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 1: the guard. So I understand what you're saying. I'm trying

710
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: to deliver the pizza to you directly. The guard is

711
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: not who's getting the pizza, right, I'm delivering it. He's

712
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: gonna he gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm cool with

713
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: the guard. He gonna pay you. Okay, where are you?

714
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 1: Where are you located? Let's do this. Where are you located?

715
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm in La and Gola and Gola and where's that?

716
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: Where's Angola and Gold? Y'all don't know where? And go

717
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 1: I'm in Angola and Gold in Louisiana the penitentiary. So

718
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,879
Speaker 1: we can't deliver pizza to and penitentiary. Look, I ordered

719
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: ten pizzas for one six six Jeeves pizzas, two met

720
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,320
Speaker 1: loaders and two Look. I can't be on this phone

721
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: too much longer. Listen, sir, I know what you say,

722
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: But we're not delivering to Angola. Do you know where

723
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: we're located. You gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas. Look,

724
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: you gotta go somebody in Gola, Louisiana. Look, I'm trying

725
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: to get these ten peza. Look, I'm late. I'm not

726
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 1: going to go back and forth with you exactly, and

727
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you either.

728
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: We are unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay.

729
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: Why because you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one

730
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: delivers pizza to people in the penitentiary. People in the

731
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: penicariary can on a pizza, No, sir, they cannot. But

732
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: we do not deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're

733
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: in Dallas. Do you know how long it would take

734
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: to get pizza to Angola? I don't, Gilbert. Let me tell, Okay,

735
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: who to the manager there? I am the manager. You

736
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: speaking with the manager. What's your name? Never mind what

737
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 1: my name is, Just know that I'm the manager. Okay.

738
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: Let me say this to you. Just you to manage there.

739
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 1: If I don't get no pizzas here tonight, I'm going

740
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: I get out in three years. I'm coming down there,

741
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna you up. So you think you're talking

742
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: to you, ain't go up. In three years, I won't

743
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 1: be here, but matter fact, I just might stay here

744
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: for three years. So when you come back, let me

745
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: tell you something. If y'all don't brainy piece of this

746
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,839
Speaker 1: penitential and get it to the guard before he get

747
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: off work, then but it's gonna be around here now

748
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 1: in order. These ten pitchers and everybody on the cell

749
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 1: block is waiting on them, sir, I don't I don't

750
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,720
Speaker 1: care about you and your folk on your cell blocks.

751
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 1: You are in the penitentiary and I don't even know

752
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: why you calling. Are you on my phone? This is

753
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: a business, okay, and I have a job to do.

754
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 1: I am not delivering pizzas still penitentially, So y'all discriminator

755
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: about where y'all brain pizzas are more. We don't discriminate,

756
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: but we ain't located in that goal. Unless you go

757
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: give me some petrol from my metro, I ain't coming.

758
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I want you to remember

759
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:42,359
Speaker 1: the number three fold two dads six eight nine. If

760
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: you see that gray painted on your house, on that

761
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: damn pizza place, then you know my then got out

762
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: and I'm looking for your three pot two dads six

763
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: eight nine. I don't give it about three pot two

764
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,399
Speaker 1: six eight nine and seven pot three. What I'm saying

765
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: is your grass. If you come up here in three

766
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: years and guess what, don't drop the soap. That's why

767
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,399
Speaker 1: I said, thank you. Talking off my phone, I got

768
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: one more thing to tell you before I get on

769
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: three years. The land words I'm gonna say. You're listening, Yeah,

770
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: I'm listening. Say what you gotta say is Nephew Tommy

771
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your girlfriend got me

772
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: to pray phone call you. Oh my goodness, you dropping me?

773
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:33,240
Speaker 1: You gotta be freaky kny Man. Oh my god, Oh god,

774
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy. Was that a bit much, y'all? Godeous?

775
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 1: I can't take it. People in prison to get him

776
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:54,959
Speaker 1: pizza E for n then, you know, I know, god,

777
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: pizza n Man. It's all good, all right, thank you, Neth.

778
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: Coming up a subject for the Strawberry Letter for today.

779
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,359
Speaker 1: I'm a star, but my friends say I suck. That's

780
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 1: coming up right after this. You're listening to show. It

781
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: is time for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

782
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more. Please

783
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:24,240
Speaker 1: submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM and click

784
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:28,799
Speaker 1: submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, we're ready, neck, let's go. Buckle up,

785
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: hold on tight. Here it is the straw baby Letter.

786
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 1: You're gonna love this letter, Steve subject. I'm a star,

787
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 1: but my friends say I suck. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm

788
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: forty nine years old, but I look thirty. Praise the Lord.

789
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: I'm an entertainer by nature. I love life and I

790
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:52,800
Speaker 1: celebrate it every day. I'm high energy and always the

791
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: life of the party wherever I go. Recently, I started

792
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 1: an Instagram account to showcase my talent, and I have

793
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 1: a hundred followers that like my work. I learned from you, Steve,

794
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 1: that it's never too late to pursue your dreams. So

795
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: here's my issue. It's never too late. So here's my issue.

796
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 1: My so called friends told me that I'm not as

797
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,439
Speaker 1: good as I think I am, and when they come

798
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: to my shows, it's just for a good laugh. They

799
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: told me that they have been laughing at me and

800
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: not with me for the longest time. But they didn't

801
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 1: have the heart to tell me. Can you imagine how

802
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 1: I felt? I was down and felt defeated at first,

803
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: but then I said, scrow them. I miss hanging out

804
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: with my friends, but I know in my soul that

805
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,880
Speaker 1: I'm bound for greatness. What should I do now? I

806
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 1: need support and positive input, not a bunch of haters

807
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: laughing at me. Where do I go from here? Should

808
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: I stay on track and pursue my passion or listen

809
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 1: to my hating friend. I want to leave my job

810
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: and pursue the It's full time, so please help me.

811
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 1: I don't want to make a big mistake. Well, this

812
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 1: entire letter, you didn't say what your talent is. You

813
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 1: didn't say if you were a singer, dancer, actress, comedian, etc.

814
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:18,320
Speaker 1: You didn't say, I'm guessing possibly a comedian. Since you

815
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 1: say they're laughing at you, not with you. I knew

816
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 1: you were going to say that, Steve, she could be

817
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 1: a singer, though, I'm sure when they told you that. Yes,

818
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 1: of course you felt defeated, not to mention hurt, and

819
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: you are right, it's never too late to pursue your dreams.

820
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: You shouldn't give up on your dreams. Many talented people

821
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,600
Speaker 1: say you know they got their starts later in life,

822
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: and maybe your friends are hating you. Don't know. So

823
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 1: what I say to you is you need to get

824
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 1: in front of some professionals who can really tell you,

825
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 1: you know, if you have some talent or not, and

826
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,840
Speaker 1: you can you know, then decide if it's something you

827
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:57,839
Speaker 1: want to pursue. But please, Lord, please do not quit

828
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: your job before you get a professional opinion. Okay, because

829
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but but what if your

830
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:06,879
Speaker 1: friends are writing, then you quit your job. Okay, don't

831
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:10,319
Speaker 1: do that, all right, Just get in front of some professionals. Um,

832
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 1: you know, if you have some tapes, if you have

833
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: some videos and stuff, send them around to see what

834
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: they think. Some real people, all right, who are in

835
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: the business. All right, Steve, you ain't gonna do none

836
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 1: of that. Later here to professional opinion, right here, Let's

837
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 1: just gonna get this. Cut the music off, make sure

838
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 1: she hit me. Clear this up. Let me show you

839
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 1: line by line how this is not good. I'm forty

840
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 1: nine years old, but I look thirty. Who next line,

841
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm an entertainer by nature? The hell do that? Mere?

842
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: I'm assuming nature is an offshoot of the word natural,

843
00:54:56,080 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 1: meaning I'm an entertainer naturally. Now, let me explain something

844
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 1: to you. When you're naturally an entertainer, it don't mean

845
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 1: you good at it. Your ass just like a fool

846
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 1: around and clown. And then here you come, just what

847
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: I thought. I love life. I celebrated every day. I'm

848
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 1: high energy. I'm always the life of the party wherever

849
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: I go. Okay, you know how many people is that

850
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 1: ain't making a damn dollar at it? You're ready for

851
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: you next one. I started in Instagram account showcase my talent.

852
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:36,319
Speaker 1: I have a few hundred followers that like my work.

853
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I don't know how long you've been doing this,

854
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:43,719
Speaker 1: but a few hundred is like three hundred people. There's

855
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 1: people that sit on Instagram all day and hit that

856
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,359
Speaker 1: little heart say they like something. Now, it's a lot

857
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 1: of people that ain't got no talent that's on Instagram

858
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 1: liking other people that ain't got talent. Baby, that don't

859
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,600
Speaker 1: mean nothing has in them. Mass you can they buy

860
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:03,320
Speaker 1: your music or anything. She'll singer, Shelley, she'll singer and

861
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 1: a bad one, but she a bad one now because

862
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,840
Speaker 1: she stopped singing and just started explaining stuff to people.

863
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 1: Then jump right back into song. She like a musical,

864
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:18,879
Speaker 1: like a movie. Yeah, she like a music Oklahoma. Yeah,

865
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 1: she'll be talking you know what. And then it's came

866
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 1: to me. I been looking for love and I find died.

867
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 1: That's what I did, girl, I found loving that Okay.

868
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 1: Then this is where the letter takes an ugly turn.

869
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 1: I learned from you, Steve. See, I don't like getting

870
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: drug into this type mess right here because I ain't

871
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 1: seen you. So if you're forty nine, I ain't definitely

872
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:57,799
Speaker 1: ain't told you you look thirty. Ah. I'm an entertainer

873
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 1: for real, not by nay. It's what I do. My

874
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,479
Speaker 1: Instagram ain't got two three hundred people on here liking

875
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 1: my work. I don't know, lady to say looking good.

876
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 1: So here's my issue. My soul called friends told me

877
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: I'm not as good as I think I am, and

878
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: when they come to my shows, it's just for a

879
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 1: good lad. They told me they've been laughing at me

880
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 1: and not and not with me for the longest time.

881
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: So sad, but DATA had a heart to tend when

882
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:36,919
Speaker 1: they just told you. Helen. Now I'm here to tell

883
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 1: you too, Shelly. Talking about a professional opinion, I'm gonna

884
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 1: give it to you right after we get She asked

885
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 1: for it. She needs that. Um, all right, Look, we'll

886
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: have part two of Steve's response coming up. The subject

887
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,240
Speaker 1: of this letter is I'm a star, but my friends

888
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 1: say I suck. We're gonna get into it at twenty

889
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: three after the hour when we come back right after this.

890
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today's letter.

891
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 1: But somebody think they molding. I'm a star, but my

892
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 1: friends say I suck. Now, if this is all, this

893
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: is a contradictory. This letter goes downhill. I'm forty nine,

894
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 1: but I look thirty right there. I'm an entertainer by nature.

895
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 1: I got a few hundred followers that like my work.

896
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: You're forty nine. You got three hundred people. You're forty nine.

897
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 1: See Timmy Phillip comedy clubs, venues sell out all over

898
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:46,680
Speaker 1: the country. Kills selling our shows. These dudes is famous.

899
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: You can't go no, damn well and Philip a round. No,

900
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 1: she need a professional opinion. See, you can't go No.

901
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 1: What anybody bought now, I take it to see you.

902
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 1: The fact that you won't tell us what you do

903
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 1: is a sign that you must not do it well,

904
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 1: I'm entertaining. Now I'm with Shelly. Now do you tell

905
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 1: jokes or do you sing? Or is it a combination?

906
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 1: Or is it when you start singing, it's a damn joke.

907
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,480
Speaker 1: My so called friends told me I'm not as good

908
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 1: as I think I am, and when they come to

909
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 1: my shows, it's just for a good laugh. They told

910
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 1: me that they've been laughing at me and not with

911
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 1: me for the longest, so you might be telling jokes

912
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 1: or trying to do something, but they didn't have a

913
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 1: heart to tell me. Can you imagine how I felt? Uh? Me,

914
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't relate to this story. Head you

915
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 1: come my show laughing at me. I have you had?

916
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 1: Hauling and rolling? I make people get up, run to

917
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 1: the back of the room and come back and try

918
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,479
Speaker 1: to sit out. I make people ball up in a knot.

919
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,959
Speaker 1: I have people a face, hunting, spitting drinks out. Ain't

920
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 1: that what we do? Tommy Junior said, can you imagine

921
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:05,640
Speaker 1: how I felt? Now? Hell? Now we came. I was

922
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,919
Speaker 1: down and felt defeated at first, but then I said,

923
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: screw them, I miss hanging out with my friends. Here

924
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 1: go my favorite line. But I know in my soul

925
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 1: that I'm bound for greatness. You know that's probably heaven.

926
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 1: That's probably what you're bound for greatness. Yeah, you've brought

927
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:27,680
Speaker 1: up soul and bound. Your soul is probably bound for health,

928
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 1: and you probably real nice lady, so you'll sound that

929
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 1: you think it's bound for great Now you're just gonna

930
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 1: go to heaven, which is even better than being down

931
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 1: here and being a successful entertainer by nature. What should

932
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 1: I do? I need support and positive put, not a

933
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 1: bunch of haters laughing at me. Okay, cool, here's some

934
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 1: positive input. Shirley told you, whatever you do, don't quit

935
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: your damn day. Joab Sharty told you that I agree

936
01:00:55,960 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 1: with Shirley. What Sharley said, whatever you do, don't quit

937
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:03,480
Speaker 1: your job? You said, where do I go from here?

938
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 1: Should I stay on track and pursue my passion? You

939
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 1: are not on track. You ain't got no track. You

940
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:16,840
Speaker 1: got three hundred likes on Instagram, don't don't base them

941
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 1: on that or listen to my hating friends. I want

942
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 1: to leave my job and pursue this full time. Don't

943
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 1: you do? Then, Surely said, whatever you do, don't you

944
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 1: quit your damn job. You're gonna starve. Let me explain

945
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 1: to you what you're gonna do. Listen to me. If

946
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 1: you quit your job, you're gonna have to find a

947
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: refrigerator box. What are you listening to me? You're gonna

948
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 1: have to find a refrigerator box. Then you're gonna have

949
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:57,440
Speaker 1: to find an open space under the bridge. Don't you

950
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:01,000
Speaker 1: have to find yourself a grocery car. Gotta have that cart.

951
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 1: You gotta have that car. Then in that grocery cart,

952
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to find your air condition that they'll

953
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 1: put in it. Then you're gonna need to start collecting

954
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: clothes and put all of them on at the same time.

955
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 1: You got to lay it. Then then you're gonna become

956
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 1: unrecognizable after a while. And then you're gonna be sitting

957
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 1: somewhere at the bus stop talking to your dam And

958
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: then some of your friends gonna be in their car

959
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 1: on their way to work and look over there, and

960
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 1: they're not gonna be showish you, because all of a sudden,

961
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 1: your ass is fitting to look every bit of sixty nine. Yeah,

962
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what's happened, She says, she learned

963
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: from you. She learned the damn thing for me learn

964
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:06,919
Speaker 1: this from me. It's never too late to pursue your dream.

965
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 1: Just change your dream. You're not fit to be an

966
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 1: entertainer if you're forty nine and you ain't made a check.

967
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 1: First of all, they don't give fifty year old people

968
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 1: record deal. Yeah she's a singer. Yeah. See, if you're

969
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:22,439
Speaker 1: a singer, they're not gonna give your record deal because

970
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 1: they give you record deals for three records. There ain't

971
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: even no promise you're gonna be here to do the

972
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 1: third album. Hell, I'm just trying to you how they

973
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:35,440
Speaker 1: don't do it. Now listen to me. Now, you got

974
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:40,280
Speaker 1: this grocery cart next to your bus stop and he

975
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: talking to yourself and your friends are driving by timeout. Damn,

976
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 1: you know what that shitn't look like. Huh. It can't

977
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 1: be because it ain't that you didn't gain weight. It's

978
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:54,240
Speaker 1: just you got everything you own, everything you own, you

979
01:03:54,400 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 1: got it on. Now listen to me. Stop this. You're

980
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 1: not feeling be no, stop. She already is in your man,

981
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:10,200
Speaker 1: she is. Just be a great person. Try to make

982
01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 1: it to him. Your reward is in heaven because it

983
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:19,920
Speaker 1: ain't down. After feeling, we gotta go email at your

984
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:23,760
Speaker 1: Instagram as your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve

985
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:28,720
Speaker 1: Harvey FM. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right,

986
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 1: Steve Jay is here with comedy roulette. All right, here

987
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 1: we go. Category number one. You all really need to

988
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:40,120
Speaker 1: stop feeding that baby? Really really? Number two, I'm not

989
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:42,600
Speaker 1: going to the funeral because I didn't like him when

990
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:47,800
Speaker 1: he was alive. Okay, that's what we do. Number three.

991
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 1: Don't those whiskers bother her? Her bother her? Yea A.

992
01:04:55,520 --> 01:05:01,000
Speaker 1: Number four No, because you never pay back. No, okay,

993
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:05,000
Speaker 1: Number five, stop fighting it. Just shave it all off. Okay,

994
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 1: shave it all off. All right, here we go, spin it.

995
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 1: We's spitting, We're spitting it. Oh, let's see. There we go.

996
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 1: I want that funeral, That's what I want. It stopped

997
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 1: the number one guy, And you all really need to

998
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:31,760
Speaker 1: stop feeding that baby? Stall what really need to stop

999
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:37,040
Speaker 1: feeding that baby? Y'all really need to stop feeding that baby.

1000
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 1: Your baby got a belt on his pampers. You know,

1001
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:46,160
Speaker 1: really need to stop feeding that baby. I'll tell you

1002
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:47,840
Speaker 1: nothing to say. I need to stop feeding that baby.

1003
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 1: When I go to the cookout and the baby plate

1004
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 1: got the same amount of barbecue, y'all really stop feeding

1005
01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:57,680
Speaker 1: this base too much. Let me tell you something. Man,

1006
01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:01,560
Speaker 1: the car seat is too small. Y'all didn't took the

1007
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:05,040
Speaker 1: Boston off and put it in the car. Man, y'all

1008
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:10,840
Speaker 1: need to quit feed. Y'all need to quit feeding this baby.

1009
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:12,760
Speaker 1: This baby that went out and bought a clipboard and

1010
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:18,720
Speaker 1: she taking the inventory all the baby food almost were

1011
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: about three down two jars and looks like we won't

1012
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:32,440
Speaker 1: need a refiel, but just checking it off on the clipboard.

1013
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:39,160
Speaker 1: Really need to stop feeding this baby. Baby one year

1014
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:46,880
Speaker 1: old and just killed a turkey. Leg rested, moaning off.

1015
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:52,280
Speaker 1: I'll tell you you need to feed. Come on, if

1016
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:57,919
Speaker 1: this baby want breastfeed on any rest it just start read.

1017
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:01,520
Speaker 1: Y'all didn't start feeding this baby. No breast is safe.

1018
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:06,680
Speaker 1: Come the baby three and y'all time by getting light

1019
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 1: bul suck. Come on, man, stop y'all need to feed

1020
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:18,000
Speaker 1: y'all baby simply because y'all baby ever been able to

1021
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:27,960
Speaker 1: wear a hat I've seen that would have babies Just

1022
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 1: a big look at it with that swelling as we speak.

1023
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,479
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve

1024
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:43,919
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening to Steve Morning Show. Well,

1025
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:46,200
Speaker 1: guys about now. A lot of kids, a lot of

1026
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:49,240
Speaker 1: kids start making out their Christmas lists, you know what

1027
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:52,920
Speaker 1: they want for Christmas. One father wound up really shocked

1028
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:54,640
Speaker 1: at the list of stuff his ten year old just

1029
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:58,240
Speaker 1: requested for Christmas. Father who goes by the name of

1030
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:03,000
Speaker 1: eight Johnson four twelve a underscore Johnson four twelve on Twitter,

1031
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:07,040
Speaker 1: just shared his daughter's handwritten Christmas list, which contained a

1032
01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 1: lot of pricey items like an iPhone for instance, AirPods,

1033
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:16,519
Speaker 1: a MacBook Air, a pair of Gucci sliders, a Chanel purse.

1034
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:23,920
Speaker 1: I was gonna say this sounds like my Christmas list video. Yeah,

1035
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:29,960
Speaker 1: pink pumas are real bunny essential oils, and even four

1036
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. It's a ten year olds list. Uh. The

1037
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:36,599
Speaker 1: dad captioned the list. My ten year old daughter must

1038
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:40,240
Speaker 1: be out of her mind with this Christmas list. Yeah,

1039
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:44,120
Speaker 1: but you know, hey, that's what she wanted, so that's

1040
01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:49,880
Speaker 1: what she put on the list. She doesn't understand the

1041
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:55,880
Speaker 1: real bunny get that. That's it? What about the uh?

1042
01:08:56,280 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 1: What about the iPhone eleven? You're getting a damn funny

1043
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:11,439
Speaker 1: and have a phone older than you, right that your

1044
01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:15,680
Speaker 1: phone is older than you? Did you guys ever put

1045
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:22,519
Speaker 1: anything outrageous on your Christmas list, I knew what we

1046
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:28,200
Speaker 1: didn't do that, yeah to get I was hoping to

1047
01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:31,800
Speaker 1: get this one. Damn im I wanted. I raged what

1048
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:33,880
Speaker 1: I laded. Thing I need to do is piss them off.

1049
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:38,439
Speaker 1: Oh you crazy, You must not want a damn thing

1050
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:44,920
Speaker 1: I wish I had. I didn't play the games with

1051
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:48,439
Speaker 1: my father. What you want for Christmas? Well, a bike?

1052
01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:52,679
Speaker 1: We ain't get no bike this year? What else you want? Okay? Cool?

1053
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:55,760
Speaker 1: I just want something else. Yeah, And then the next

1054
01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:57,320
Speaker 1: year I got the bike, so I was cool. We

1055
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,600
Speaker 1: ain't got no bike this what else you want? And

1056
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:03,120
Speaker 1: they cheap? Now, bikes is cheap now. It's like the

1057
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:06,800
Speaker 1: cheap kids don't go outside. They stay outside on there

1058
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:09,679
Speaker 1: and they stay inside on their iPhone and not go outside.

1059
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:11,240
Speaker 1: You can't tell them. You're gonna make me man, you

1060
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:13,200
Speaker 1: ain't gonna be ale to go outside. That means nothing.

1061
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:15,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they don't go outside, Steve, No, they do

1062
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:19,720
Speaker 1: not go outside. So bikes is cheap because of that. Well,

1063
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:21,360
Speaker 1: I mean that's one of the reasons. I mean, when

1064
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 1: you really think about it, how many people you actually

1065
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:27,519
Speaker 1: see kids riding bikes? These nights. Yeah, you don't see that.

1066
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:32,280
Speaker 1: You see way more adults now riding bikes. Kids. Wow, crazy,

1067
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,640
Speaker 1: I guess I don't said. I told my nephew, we

1068
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:36,479
Speaker 1: get some trash under the tree. He said, what tree?

1069
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:39,800
Speaker 1: You don't even know what, Eddie. Yeah, he didn't know tree.

1070
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:42,439
Speaker 1: Go get the trash. Mother the tree out then, Mama,

1071
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:46,280
Speaker 1: y'all what tree. I love your family, you don't get

1072
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:50,120
Speaker 1: you behind. I think you'll get trash about the Yeah. Kids, kids,

1073
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:53,400
Speaker 1: you know, they're on their they play their games, their

1074
01:10:53,479 --> 01:10:56,440
Speaker 1: video games, or they're on their iPhones or their iPads.

1075
01:10:56,520 --> 01:11:00,280
Speaker 1: They do not go outside like well you you bout

1076
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:03,479
Speaker 1: a phone I paid and some gift cards and they

1077
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:07,439
Speaker 1: don't care after that. Yeah, they're happy. They're happy. Man. Yeah.

1078
01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:10,400
Speaker 1: All I wanted was dolls and clothes. Dolls and clothes,

1079
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 1: and I got that, so I was cool and I

1080
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:18,600
Speaker 1: loved going outside. But um, toys, they don't care about that.

1081
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:26,639
Speaker 1: Damn big wheelothes with a big whill. Oh no dolls,

1082
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:31,439
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Yeah. But yeah, Steve, it's an amazing thing.

1083
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:34,439
Speaker 1: That's why you know a lot of kids have weight

1084
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,920
Speaker 1: issues and things like that because they don't move around

1085
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:41,439
Speaker 1: like we did. You know and stuff. So it's quite different. Wow, yeah,

1086
01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:50,360
Speaker 1: it's quite different. How I uh huh, what would you say, Tommy? Here,

1087
01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 1: go to one. I want it. I wanted roller skates

1088
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:56,360
Speaker 1: that you skating in the skating rink. I wanted though,

1089
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:59,519
Speaker 1: so I told my dad I wanted some roller skates.

1090
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:02,639
Speaker 1: I didn't go in detail. He gets me the ones

1091
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:05,479
Speaker 1: you have outside that you still have your shoe on

1092
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:10,080
Speaker 1: and just slip it on top of the skated It

1093
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:19,160
Speaker 1: breaks on le a little, yes, yes, all right. Coming up,

1094
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,800
Speaker 1: more music, more fun, Marsha Annigan's on the Sea Harvey

1095
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:24,240
Speaker 1: Morning Show. We'll be back in twenty minutes after the hour.

1096
01:12:24,439 --> 01:12:31,240
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time

1097
01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:33,840
Speaker 1: for j Anthony Brown's Murder the Hits to go ahead

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01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:38,400
Speaker 1: the Son dedicated to all the side peace centners out there.

1099
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:55,839
Speaker 1: Check it out. Come on. Let's Christmas is a season

1100
01:12:57,439 --> 01:13:03,720
Speaker 1: players have a bone, perfect time for creeping. If you're

1101
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:10,960
Speaker 1: a side piecer or close to the family shopping, white

1102
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:15,519
Speaker 1: be killed the monk, but I saved some money for

1103
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:21,600
Speaker 1: myself to play side piece. A clouse might not like

1104
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:26,639
Speaker 1: how I'm living, might call me a dog, but come

1105
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:30,559
Speaker 1: blessing the mons who can use some help. They need

1106
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:36,240
Speaker 1: a side piecin a close. I'm again that keep giving,

1107
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:42,519
Speaker 1: that's my god call. In these class minds, it could

1108
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:47,080
Speaker 1: be the death of a side piece a close or

1109
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:50,880
Speaker 1: baby I'm saty sent a clown. They call me the

1110
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:57,160
Speaker 1: side peace a close may beside peace and close, or

1111
01:13:57,240 --> 01:14:07,960
Speaker 1: baby I'm side PyCon a clown. Wow, you say he

1112
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:18,160
Speaker 1: was Rob Hawkins Reggie. You're listening all right? So our

1113
01:14:18,280 --> 01:14:22,960
Speaker 1: resident poets, Oh yeah, Junior in the building, Yeah right now,

1114
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:30,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what's Christmas time? Baby? Christmas time? And it's

1115
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:32,040
Speaker 1: a time that a lot of people breaking up, but

1116
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:33,519
Speaker 1: they really don't know how to say it to the

1117
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:36,360
Speaker 1: other person. So I thought we might were just standing poem.

1118
01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:39,160
Speaker 1: It's the best way to do it. Just say it

1119
01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:41,439
Speaker 1: in poem. Herein go one right here in time. He's

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01:14:41,439 --> 01:14:45,800
Speaker 1: all Christmas break up poem. Here we go, mistletoe. Mistletoe

1121
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:49,759
Speaker 1: is what we want, kissed become this Christmas. These lips

1122
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:54,120
Speaker 1: you gonna miss and that ain't all merry Christmas. Wow,

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01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:58,760
Speaker 1: that's how you break up right now. The gotta watch

1124
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:00,840
Speaker 1: a lot of time. He ain't got as a lot

1125
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:04,759
Speaker 1: of time. This name just like that missing toad missing

1126
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:08,200
Speaker 1: toad is where we once kissed, become this Christmas? These

1127
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:12,960
Speaker 1: nits you go miss and then ain't all merry Christmaster.

1128
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:18,519
Speaker 1: Yeah somebody now he got another one. Time he got

1129
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:23,720
Speaker 1: another one. Frosty, frosty like your attitude has been but

1130
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:26,120
Speaker 1: when you try your key to night, it won't let

1131
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:36,240
Speaker 1: you win. Marry Christmas with you. Yeah, you're getting better relationships.

1132
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:38,920
Speaker 1: It's like we got time to argue all night long. No, no,

1133
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:42,280
Speaker 1: just say this. The relationship is over because you've been

1134
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:45,599
Speaker 1: messing with my wig. You even smoked three branches off

1135
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:51,439
Speaker 1: my Christmas tree. You got to go Marry Christmas smoke. Yeah,

1136
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:53,559
Speaker 1: y'all ask how you put down there and smoked three

1137
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:57,720
Speaker 1: branches off the tree. No, we don't need I like this.

1138
01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,920
Speaker 1: This would hit me about one thirty in the morning.

1139
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:01,680
Speaker 1: It's about one third in the morning. It came to me,

1140
01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 1: hid you haul may flower or even two guys and

1141
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:09,000
Speaker 1: a truck? Their numbers are on the counter, And I

1142
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:16,639
Speaker 1: wish you good luck Marry Christmas. That's my favorite. Mary.

1143
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:19,760
Speaker 1: Christmas just wants you to know. How about you? Here

1144
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:23,240
Speaker 1: for you haul you may flower or even two guys

1145
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:25,400
Speaker 1: in the truck. Their numbers are on the counter and

1146
01:16:25,479 --> 01:16:35,040
Speaker 1: I wish you good luck. Marry Christma. Yeah, I think

1147
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:37,639
Speaker 1: I might do that shirt just a break up Christmas call.

1148
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:40,920
Speaker 1: I like them. Okay, here we go, all right twards

1149
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:44,320
Speaker 1: the night before Christmas, please try to be gone because

1150
01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:47,280
Speaker 1: I'm getting my life together and I'm moving on babu

1151
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:52,040
Speaker 1: by Marry Christmas. I got hit it with the Marry Christmas.

1152
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:57,400
Speaker 1: That Marry Christmas. Yeah it's not really Yeah, piggle lands

1153
01:16:57,479 --> 01:17:00,439
Speaker 1: one I wrote this. It said that gen your bread

1154
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:03,920
Speaker 1: man to the gingerbread lady, this relationship is over because

1155
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:11,320
Speaker 1: you've been asked shading whole home. Merry Christmas, steady, that's

1156
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:17,639
Speaker 1: not you. Break up? Yeah, thank you? Coming up closing

1157
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:23,599
Speaker 1: remarks right after this you're listening to all right, Steve,

1158
01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:26,760
Speaker 1: here we are last break of the day. Wow, what

1159
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:32,280
Speaker 1: a week it's been. Huh yeah, crazy week politically speaking,

1160
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:36,639
Speaker 1: I mean just everything. It's been a crazy, crazy week. Wow.

1161
01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:42,519
Speaker 1: So you have some closing remarks for Steve got okay, um,

1162
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:50,920
Speaker 1: in light of encouraging people, oh and getting people to

1163
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:55,000
Speaker 1: understand the process that we are all involved in when

1164
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:57,920
Speaker 1: it comes to finding our success in our happiness. We

1165
01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:01,840
Speaker 1: are all in the process. And you know, one of

1166
01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:07,719
Speaker 1: the things. When you're trying to become happier, you're seeking

1167
01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:11,280
Speaker 1: out your success, your position in life, what you're gonna do,

1168
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:14,479
Speaker 1: how you're gonna get it done. Maybe you start a business,

1169
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:16,479
Speaker 1: maybe you're trying to get a promotion, maybe you're trying

1170
01:18:16,479 --> 01:18:19,599
Speaker 1: to finish school. Whatever it is, You're gonna run into

1171
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:23,320
Speaker 1: some things. That is just life. You are not the

1172
01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:29,200
Speaker 1: only one. But when you get hit with one of

1173
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:33,280
Speaker 1: them hardness, one that kind of slows your role a

1174
01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:37,240
Speaker 1: little bit, and we all have them, one that kind

1175
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:41,599
Speaker 1: of knocks you down and you didn't see it coming.

1176
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:47,920
Speaker 1: I mean, man, it's life is difficult, man, it really

1177
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:51,320
Speaker 1: really is. And all of us have to face some

1178
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:55,880
Speaker 1: of these challenges that are so heavy that it feels

1179
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:59,080
Speaker 1: like it knocks us out the game. And you can

1180
01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:01,759
Speaker 1: be thrown for it. Don't get me wrong, it's human nature.

1181
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:04,880
Speaker 1: You could get tossed up pretty bad where you feel

1182
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:07,720
Speaker 1: like giving up. You can you can get tossed up

1183
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,760
Speaker 1: pretty bad where you feel like, well this is the end.

1184
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:17,679
Speaker 1: But when you get knocked down, when you get ran over,

1185
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:24,160
Speaker 1: when you get pushed, when you're exhausted, you gotta get

1186
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:29,800
Speaker 1: back in the game. You have to get back in

1187
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:36,040
Speaker 1: the game. It's still no excuse for not getting back

1188
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:39,320
Speaker 1: in the game. Because life is ten percent what happens

1189
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:43,480
Speaker 1: to you. It's n what you do about it. Everybody

1190
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:50,439
Speaker 1: has hardships, everybody has challenge moments. Everybody gets knocked down,

1191
01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:56,680
Speaker 1: everybody get ran over, everybody get blindside it. But you

1192
01:19:57,120 --> 01:20:01,080
Speaker 1: have got to get back in the game. You don't

1193
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:05,479
Speaker 1: have the time. Time is too precious for you to

1194
01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:10,439
Speaker 1: just sit on the sideline on the bench, not playing anymore.

1195
01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:16,120
Speaker 1: You can't do that. God is your coach, and with

1196
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:22,040
Speaker 1: God all things are possible. I want to ask you

1197
01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:27,360
Speaker 1: something when God is doing what he does, when he's

1198
01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:31,200
Speaker 1: in the background, moving on your behalf, when he's back

1199
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:34,280
Speaker 1: there working out things that you don't know that's working on,

1200
01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:38,400
Speaker 1: when he is working on your behalf, just because he

1201
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:42,040
Speaker 1: knows you've been asking him too, if he'd been secretly

1202
01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:45,519
Speaker 1: working on your behalf because you his child, because you

1203
01:20:45,680 --> 01:20:48,680
Speaker 1: honor him, love him, in respect him. If he's in

1204
01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:52,439
Speaker 1: the background working on your behalf, wouldn't you like to

1205
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:55,360
Speaker 1: be on the field for the end of the game.

1206
01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:59,560
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you like to be on the field when the

1207
01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:03,280
Speaker 1: results come in? When God gets through doing what he doing.

1208
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:08,240
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you love to be there when He puts his

1209
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:11,479
Speaker 1: stamp of approval on it. Wouldn't you like to be

1210
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:15,160
Speaker 1: on the field in the game when the package that

1211
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:19,200
Speaker 1: you've been praying for finally arrives. Wouldn't you like to

1212
01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:23,160
Speaker 1: be in the field in the game when He finally

1213
01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:26,759
Speaker 1: answered that prayer. Wouldn't you like to be there standing

1214
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:32,719
Speaker 1: on the field when it all turns around and all

1215
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:35,800
Speaker 1: your haters got to sit there and become your footstools.

1216
01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:37,720
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you like to be on the field for that?

1217
01:21:38,439 --> 01:21:41,320
Speaker 1: I know I would. I want to be on the

1218
01:21:41,439 --> 01:21:45,240
Speaker 1: field when God starts packed in our victories. I want

1219
01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:48,560
Speaker 1: to take a victory left when God starts blessing you

1220
01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:53,760
Speaker 1: when everybody said was over. I love it when God

1221
01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:58,080
Speaker 1: proved people wrong. I absolutely love it. I love it

1222
01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:00,720
Speaker 1: when God say there's nothing then you can do to

1223
01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:04,360
Speaker 1: my child that he can't handle. And when you get

1224
01:22:04,439 --> 01:22:07,360
Speaker 1: through starting these fires around him, when you get through

1225
01:22:07,479 --> 01:22:10,679
Speaker 1: messing with him, look at him. He gonna be stronger

1226
01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:13,360
Speaker 1: and bigger and brighter and better than ever. When you

1227
01:22:13,479 --> 01:22:16,360
Speaker 1: was laughing at him, when you thought he folded and

1228
01:22:16,479 --> 01:22:22,760
Speaker 1: I came to his rescue, who laughing now all the

1229
01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:26,280
Speaker 1: people in the stands will see it. You won't have

1230
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:29,479
Speaker 1: to shove it in nobody's face. Oh they're gonna see it.

1231
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:34,040
Speaker 1: They're gonna be sicker, they're gonna try something else. But

1232
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:36,800
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I want to be

1233
01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:40,240
Speaker 1: on the field when it's over, when God comes through,

1234
01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:46,679
Speaker 1: when he show up like he always does. I don't

1235
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:50,120
Speaker 1: care if it's the last second field goal, as long

1236
01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:53,320
Speaker 1: as I win the game. What difference doing me. I

1237
01:22:53,439 --> 01:22:56,240
Speaker 1: got hurt while I was playing, but I won't I'll

1238
01:22:56,280 --> 01:23:02,479
Speaker 1: take that. I got a great life for you, but

1239
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:04,720
Speaker 1: you got to stay in the game to get it.

1240
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:08,679
Speaker 1: God got a great life for you, but you gotta

1241
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:11,680
Speaker 1: get up when you get ran over. God got a

1242
01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:15,120
Speaker 1: great life for you, but you gotta hang on when

1243
01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:18,439
Speaker 1: you feel like sitting down. God got a great life

1244
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:22,320
Speaker 1: for you. But you will never know how great it

1245
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:28,040
Speaker 1: is until you get the end results. You'll never know

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Speaker 1: how great it is until you hanging in and see

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Speaker 1: what God finally had worked out for you. Stay on

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Speaker 1: the field, get back in the game. It's critical. It's critical.

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Speaker 1: I want to be on the field when they're doing

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Speaker 1: the victory lab. Those are my closing remarks. Wow, drop

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Speaker 1: that mic baby drop it. Yeah, y'all have a great man.

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Speaker 1: Did you Dropping like is bro? Oh? Since we've told

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