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Speaker 2: Oh man, I can't wait to put all of this

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Speaker 3: Mind, No cillion pieces, Bana Baby ba.

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Speaker 1: Guys, cows A, non binary Pals.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Banana Splananda.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh, welcome to the silliest little podcast ever.

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Speaker 1: Was live at the Allsion Theater during Splitty in City

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Speaker 1: inaugural number two. Yeah, second inaugural. That was I was

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Speaker 1: going to be upfront.

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Speaker 2: That was louder than Tacoma saying wow, thank you. True

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Speaker 2: we were saying earlier that we raised thirty six hundred

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Speaker 1: Today, thank you, Thank every we did it. That's fourteen

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Speaker 1: thousand plus meals for LA's regional It's just people that

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Speaker 1: are you know, they need meals. You can never feel

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Speaker 1: bad about that. And also just we want you to

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Speaker 1: you ran upwards of port, you sprinted real fast. It

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Speaker 2: It was one point two eight kilometers.

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Speaker 1: We blew it, Kurt and I've discussed this on a

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Speaker 1: So on the counter of three, just yell your first

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Speaker 1: Evan forever.

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Speaker 2: For everybody at home, just fully aware. I am wearing

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Speaker 1: Wanderluster sends a lot of great stories. Her name is Cheyenne.

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Speaker 1: Oh you just made somebody's day. Somebody just pulled over

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Speaker 1: their uh Kia Sophia. Yeah, she does, said a lot

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's amazing. I know it was a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm gonna I'm gonna read this story and

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Speaker 2: then we will. Holy smoke, I'm here it is. Are

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Speaker 2: you guys ready for this one? Here comes BC couple

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Speaker 1: Give This was in the Surrey now leader, I mean

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Speaker 2: This was written by Eric Welsh, who a lot of

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Speaker 2: people have said, is the thank you a chili Wack couple,

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Speaker 2: Twenty third, they said they're staging a hunger strike that

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Speaker 2: As staunch followers of Mahama Gandhi, we have decided to

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Speaker 2: We would prefer death over continuing to live the life

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Speaker 1: What read more.

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Speaker 2: No one bought a home on Woodbine Street in twenty seventeen.

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Speaker 2: At the time, there were no pickleball courts because no

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Speaker 1: Quote I grew creative. I drew creative activity from activities

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Speaker 1: That's a creative entergy, very strange. Nobody normal watches people

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Speaker 2: Children enjoying the slides and swings.

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Speaker 1: All right, pal, yeah, no, fifty to fifty. We can

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Speaker 1: weird looking at dogs as fine, We all like dogs.

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Speaker 2: None of the sounds from such activities bothered us. It

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Speaker 1: Because it's Canada. This is a this story is its side.

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Speaker 2: When the pickleball courts were added in twenty nineteen, every surfaced.

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Speaker 2: In twenty twenty one, the sound of plastic balls hitting

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Speaker 1: Who plays pickleball? Raise a hand, Who's played it? Who's

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Speaker 1: played it? One time? One time? Okay, this is fourteen

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Speaker 2: Other municipalities will dealt with the pickleball problem. In Port

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Speaker 2: Moody everybody knows Port Moody. We love Port mood Any

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Speaker 1: We're sensitive to these types of sounds. Oh here's this is?

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Speaker 2: This is a an S and w acoustics report submitted

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Speaker 2: Continuous false alarms, such as the popping sound created by

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Speaker 2: Sound true, though, is it pickleball sounding insane?

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Speaker 1: It's so quiet, it's just like right pop, But it's

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Speaker 1: like badminton. It's firing at a badminton level. So it's

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Speaker 1: Not like racketball? Quieter all right? According to everybody here,

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Speaker 1: it's a bunch of kittens playing it all right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you? No no no, no, no, no, no no

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Speaker 1: no no. He's mad. He's mad. He's mad, he's mad,

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Speaker 1: he's mad. Wieter than tennis.

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Speaker 2: Uh, they go until it's cool that tennis.

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Speaker 1: Players didn't groan or grunt until Monica Sellus and now

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Speaker 1: But it's like now everybody like when you hear tennis,

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Speaker 1: the first time I ever experienced pickleball, you did pickleball?

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Speaker 2: Please always This was maybe, uh, I don't know, twenty

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Speaker 1: Uh. My wife and I.

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Speaker 2: I think you can still hear it. Who it's still

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Speaker 2: out there. And we went to a nudist resort true

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Speaker 2: to pickleball real and it was like pickle and.

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Speaker 1: Plump, forty eight degrees plumbball, very cold, and they love

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Speaker 2: There was old people playing pickleball. Uh, and we were

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Speaker 1: But they told you they were gonna be nude.

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Speaker 2: It's a nudist resort at a certain temperature. The nudists

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Speaker 1: bring out. Yes, let's get a Lauren chant going. Man,

425
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Speaker 1: Please put.

426
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Speaker 2: Your hands together for my wife, the star of bananas

427
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 2: after dark.

428
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Speaker 1: Please put your hands together for the water bowl, Lauren

429
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Speaker 1: cor We love her, We love her. Let's give her

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Speaker 1: a Laren Ready.

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Speaker 8: Lauren Laren, Laren Laren Laren Laren, Lauren Laren, Laen, Lauren Lallen.

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Speaker 1: All try it. Welcome back, Thank you, guys, thank you.

433
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Speaker 4: I feel like in the strike you could have gotten

434
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 4: someone really famous here.

435
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: John Hay don't want to busy kayaking around with a

436
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 1: craft bad Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks. We got of gotten

437
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: Chet Hanks, but we prefer you. You're an all star

438
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 1: for true bananimal cheers cheers everywhere. Okay, so you guys

439
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: are playing nude pickleball, but everybody else's clothing on.

440
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,959
Speaker 4: The One funny thing is that we are the only

441
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Speaker 4: people who are nude, but we have mic song.

442
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 1: Where do you strap the pack? Where just a battery

443
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: pack goes across your belly and it's like a nude

444
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: colored strap, normal tip. That was the funniest part about it.

445
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: Was I pregnant? No, you were not pregnant when we

446
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: went to the right after that, right on that.

447
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 2: Right, No, right right after Olive was born, we.

448
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 7: Did go to Uh that's what I thought, Yes, okay,

449
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 7: and you had just had three months later, so this

450
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Speaker 7: was for the p as well.

451
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Speaker 1: Scott, I can't wait.

452
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 4: This was I mean, it didn't last long.

453
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 2: It was embraced it and this this episode never came out,

454
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 2: so I don't think anybody has ever heard this story

455
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 2: at all. Okay, this episode was just live. We never recorded,

456
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 2: We never released it, so there is out there audio anyway,

457
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 2: I'll explain, we'll explain it. We went to this place

458
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 2: called Sanctuary, Lax. You're switching gears right, because I was

459
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 2: just thinking about that. Yeah, well, we were seeing the pickleball. Okay,

460
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 2: do you remember were we nude when we were talking

461
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 2: to the pickleball people. We were yes, okay, it was

462
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 2: so cold, it was freezing. It was like forty eight

463
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 2: degrees into Phoenix specifically to be hot.

464
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Speaker 1: Yeah, is it hard eye contact the people out their place?

465
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Speaker 1: Are you just making hard eye contact the whole time?

466
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Speaker 1: They only do direct This is the guys. It's getting hotter.

467
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: But we were just like every question was like, but

468
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Speaker 1: it's about fucking right, And they were like, it's not.

469
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Speaker 1: It's honestly not. And they were like, look around, Oh,

470
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: it's not about fuck. It's gotta be. But I still

471
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: think they have so many like late nights, dude, with

472
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Speaker 1: like every piercing We're like, yeah, but mom, tell us

473
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Speaker 1: the real thing.

474
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Speaker 2: I feel like I still do feel like it's about

475
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Speaker 2: fucking I feel like fifty I think like I feel

476
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Speaker 2: like it's like the furry uh community where there's like

477
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Speaker 2: the daytime.

478
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Speaker 1: We support them, well, support all of this. Where does

479
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 1: you want get as weird as you could possibly?

480
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Speaker 4: But just I mean so I have been on their

481
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 4: mailing list ever since. Yeah, and I one of the

482
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Speaker 4: brightest parts of my month when I get a servant.

483
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Speaker 1: It's like it's a lot of DJ parties.

484
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you just and there's like movie viewings or

485
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 4: whatever nude and you just imagine, well that sounds fun.

486
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: Fine. Also, we were there for maybe what eight hours,

487
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: and we were like, we would come back. It's just

488
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 1: very fair.

489
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 2: And the one thing that they said was that they

490
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 2: liked about it was that you don't know what people's

491
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 2: social status is.

492
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Speaker 1: That's true a uniform in private school where you're like,

493
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Speaker 1: are you richie? Your port doesn't matter. We're all wearing

494
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: the same roper, but you're just wearing nothing.

495
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you a are you like a surgeon or

496
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 2: are you a mechanic?

497
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Speaker 1: We don't know. It takes away the status. It takes away. Yeah.

498
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 2: But we did this thing where one of the episodes

499
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Speaker 2: for this podcast, we went to this place called Sanctuary LAX.

500
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Speaker 1: What what is near LX? That's a sanctuary No, It is.

501
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 2: Like a dominatrix like jet setters for jet setters. So

502
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 2: it was like CEOs would be like flying out of

503
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Speaker 2: La No. CEOs would be flying out l e X,

504
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 2: and then they would like stop here and then and

505
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 2: again we're there with a producer and a camera person

506
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 2: and an audio recorder and we're.

507
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: Like fully miked, fully miked and nude Oh, they're nude.

508
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: It's Sanctuary LX. Sanctuary X is a sex club. Wait

509
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 1: what really good question, Scott, really good questions. Why are

510
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: we nude? Yeah, go ahead tell them. I don't know. Oh,

511
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: well they were.

512
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Speaker 4: I had just had a baby. We were very sleep deprived.

513
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Speaker 4: I don't remember this very well at all.

514
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 1: Oh I do. I remember.

515
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 2: We like walked in and we like interviewed one of

516
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 2: the dominatrixes. There she was and it was like the

517
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 2: middle of the day, so nobody was there other than

518
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,080
Speaker 2: the woman who worked. She came to be interviewed and

519
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 2: we interviewed her. She's like, can I give you a

520
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 2: tour of like the sanctuary. She was great, and we're

521
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 2: like yeah, sure, and she's like showing us like.

522
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: This in this room, in this room, and weirdly, like

523
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: we were like, this is all like improv right, Like

524
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: everybody's like, yeah, this is a scene like if you

525
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: want to be interrogated, Like here's an here's like a

526
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: lamp like swinging, like it's like a Gestapo kind of

527
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: like interrogation situation. I was like, Oh, this is all

528
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: just like but then somebody comes. Somebody comes and they

529
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: get on their plane and fly back to a hat. Yes,

530
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: like thank you, I'm guilty to Columbus sounds horrible.

531
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 2: And then and then she was like, Okay, well we're

532
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 2: gonna like show you how like whipping works, because this

533
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 2: is all for the podcast again, so it's like the

534
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 2: audio of whipping would be good for the podcast. And

535
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 2: she's so it's like, what do you had? You like, like,

536
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 2: I don't know how comfortable you are with doing this,

537
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 2: and Lauren.

538
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: Was like, yeah, I'm not. And I was like, I'm naked. Yeah,

539
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 1: I had a baby one month ago, and I do

540
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: think I was naked for like a like a part,

541
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Speaker 1: a long part. You were long, yeah, yeah, yea yeah

542
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. I was remember looking over it. Everyone you

543
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 1: don't want to pull your boat right now, Well, everybody

544
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: wants to know what happened to you, right there was

545
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 1: one part where you like it was like they I

546
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:32,720
Speaker 1: was strapped to an X. Awesome, awesome, that's what we wanted.

547
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: Was it all right? Fire?

548
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 2: I was strapped to an X and she was electrocuting me.

549
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: Yes, we were blindfolded. Yeah, you couldn't see anything. Yeah.

550
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 2: And then she was like this is something and I

551
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 2: was like, oh, like I don't I don't. I am

552
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 2: not turned on by being shocked to or hurt in

553
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Speaker 2: any way.

554
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 5: Uh.

555
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 1: And the whole time it was just me being like no, no, no, no, no,

556
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: oh god no no. It was not arousing and anyway.

557
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 4: They could not have picked a couple like less made

558
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 4: into this. We were so and yeah, I was like

559
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 4: leaking milk and fully clothed, just like please don't touch me, please,

560
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 4: I prefer nobody touched me.

561
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 1: I think you guys are the perfect couple for this

562
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: because it's like we're willing to try some stuff and

563
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 1: try Oh boy, what was it fun? Did you learn

564
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 1: any lesson? Did you make any new friends?

565
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 2: I don't think i'd go back.

566
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: No, no, I wouldn't go back. It was and also

567
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: like she was like the main questions we kept asking

568
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: were like, well, what's the cleanup?

569
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 4: Like, yes, no, you just imagine that black light situation.

570
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and that was like the cleanup once she

571
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: like showed us the chemicals that they would use, and

572
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: it's the same chemicals you used to clean up a

573
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: crime dead body, not dissimilar. Yeah, that different.

574
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 4: And I only support sex clubs though, I mean we

575
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,760
Speaker 4: just happened to go to one that didn't feel completely.

576
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, the one by the airport, you happen to

577
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 1: go to the one by half at right at the airport.

578
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 2: So it's lakenta In and then Sanctuary Lax.

579
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: Also it's just so funny to get that out before

580
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: you go on the plane, Like I'm just like, does

581
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: the parking spot have a spot for me? And then

582
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 1: there are I don't know thirty thousand people that are like, boy,

583
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,439
Speaker 1: can I get naked and shocked before I get back

584
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: on the flight. And also and for that a.

585
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 4: Little theatrical, I mean they put on a costume. That

586
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 4: was the funniest part to know about it. Really, just

587
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 4: real quick, I'm gonna play make believe, have some penetration,

588
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 4: and hop back on the plane.

589
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: That's what Los Angeles is for that hour here. That

590
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: is the definition of Los Angelesah. We all get penetrated

591
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: our own ways, some of us the industry, some of

592
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: us by the Should we do Banana's Confessions? Maybe? Yeah?

593
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 2: Can somebody who run out somebody run get the confessions

594
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 2: for us?

595
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 1: We already did some confessions. I feel like we have

596
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: we have. But that's fun. Yeah, it's really fun. Thank

597
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: you out there. And so the greatest. Rip it open,

598
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:39,879
Speaker 1: just rip it. I bought it at Staples. Oh wow

599
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: it is Oh you dirty dogs? Oh this is good. Also,

600
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 1: thank you who likes the new bonuses with the advice? Yeah,

601
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: I think we're we're really into it too. We did

602
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: one yesterday and I think it's gonna please jump in

603
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: buy your best find the one you want to do.

604
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, here it is.

605
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 2: My coworker and I confessed our secret relationship at the

606
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 2: last splitty in the city.

607
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: Oh oh you tell you, dirty dog. We've now been

608
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 1: together a year and three months and our boss still

609
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: does not know we are dating. Yes, yes, yes, that's

610
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: a good needs to know. Spice it up. Also, say

611
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: to your boss directly, I'm looking at you too, Is

612
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 1: it you too? Okay? You guys cheered so loud. I

613
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:46,439
Speaker 1: was like I did, yeah, fine, Well taking the heat

614
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: off you. Fire's coming off? You, heat coming off? Heat's

615
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: coming off? Sorry, heats coming off. If you are those freaks,

616
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: tell your boss like, I'm definitely not fucking Debbie and

617
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: you put it in their face. I swabbed my boss's

618
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 1: water bottle for spit in case I need to place

619
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Speaker 1: a curse on him. I need to place the curse

620
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 1: on him. Good absolved. Fine. Also, first couple absolved. Your

621
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: post doesn't know your fucking nobody needs to know your

622
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: fucking card.

623
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 2: However, and last year's one k I brought a guy

624
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 2: who didn't know bananas and made him dress up and

625
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,320
Speaker 2: then dumped him right after.

626
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: I did the same thing this year with a new guy.

627
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 1: Good luck. There are so many guys. There are so

628
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: many guys got you. There are like five billion guys.

629
00:39:54,520 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: Dumb them all. They sucked. Everybody's like, it's hard me

630
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: to go on. I'm like, there's five billion guys. Just

631
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: rip through them. Fuck those dudes. Okay.

632
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 4: I have one in college. I sideswiped someone's car. I

633
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 4: left a note, but I wrote it intentionally with super

634
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 4: bad handwriting, so they couldn't contact me. I left a

635
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 4: note because they saw people saw me run into the car.

636
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 1: Perfect, perfect crime, perfect crime. You're fine, You're absolved. You

637
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: are absolved. Never think about it again. Also, I hope

638
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: you signed it like Mickey Mouse or whatever. That's good.

639
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Speaker 1: That's good. It's good. Who we got with that one? Yeah,

640
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,800
Speaker 1: we can do it. I have a crush on my coworker,

641
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 1: but he doesn't realize I'm just looking from for some

642
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:51,919
Speaker 1: post divorce safe dish. Get it girl, get it again. Wait,

643
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: what if it's a crush. Hold on, if it's a crush,

644
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 1: I actually like getting dick picks. Thank you? Is that

645
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: a woman's hands? He probably the same person. She actually

646
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 1: said she good for you cares on the phone. Yeah,

647
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 1: if they're mailing them to you.

648
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 2: I was too scared to bring drugs through TSA until

649
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 2: hearing multiple success stories on bananas.

650
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 1: Correct. Okay. During Fraser we Las Vegas, we went to

651
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 1: Benny Hannah and we were all just like Fraser characters.

652
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: And and somebody's on the podcast whose name rhymes with

653
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: ballast and beelds Uh asked me to put Molly in

654
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: my suit jacket because I was frasier. And I went

655
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: through two airports with ten Molly pillars in your pocket.

656
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: Oh shit, yeah, it's there, as long as it's not metal.

657
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 1: They looked at doctor Frazier Krad and said, it's fine. Okay,

658
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,760
Speaker 1: here we go. Oh, this is a nice good handwriting

659
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: on this one, and I haven't read it, so we're

660
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: just gonna go with it. My dearest banana boys, and

661
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna add Lauren I used to make spacesuits. Good start.

662
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:29,240
Speaker 1: Sometimes we got inside to test the microphones. I farted

663
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: in one. He used to make spacesuits. I used to

664
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: make spacesuits because I am not an astronaut, but I

665
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: wanted to leave my mark in space, and you did.

666
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 5: This is.

667
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: This is huge. This is amazing. First off, there's a

668
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: person here who makes spacesuits. Second, way beyond our intelligence.

669
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 1: Please absolve me. The suit and it's restaurant made it

670
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 1: home safely last year, if that helps. Sorry, NASA abzow

671
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 1: you have a spaceport.

672
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 2: If you don't want to announce yourself, that's okay, but

673
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 2: I would like to.

674
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 1: I would like to shake your hand, wave a.

675
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 9: Hand if she's here. What, Yes, I can't see exactly

676
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 9: who it is.

677
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: You're a hero. Do you work at JPL? Okay, we can't,

678
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: you can't.

679
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 2: Well, we got another very accomplished bent animal, Amy Shumer.

680
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 2: I once made my plane circle the airport because I

681
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 2: had diarrhea.

682
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: Wait, how do you do that?

683
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 2: Okay, that must mean this is a pilot. No, you're

684
00:43:54,600 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 2: not a pilot, just a regular first with diarrhea.

685
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 4: I got one that says banana saved my life.

686
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: Yo, we're not going where at least or fourteen months. So,

687
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 1: but we got a contract, y'all. I don't know what

688
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 1: everyone else is doing here, but I just wanted to

689
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 1: dress like a banana.

690
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 2: And I am gonna do this one because I bet

691
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 2: you it'll feel really cool to hear it out loud.

692
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:37,240
Speaker 1: I think I'm gay and no one knows. Tonight would

693
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: be the night to come on out. Hopefully that encourages you.

694
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: Let somebody know, my friend, let somebody in this banana.

695
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, longest Banana's time. We have four longest banana

696
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 1: who came the furthest to listen to this show? Okay,

697
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: so I know where'd you go? Have a cow? We

698
00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: got a can? We have a banana?

699
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 4: What?

700
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: What? Kansas City and you do not know each other? No,

701
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 1: that's about each other. Our wrestl Why what's that?

702
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 4: London?

703
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 1: Cali's gonna win one? She came from London. London, that's

704
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 1: one the winner?

705
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 4: Why?

706
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,760
Speaker 1: But we got we got more straight from the big smoke.

707
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 1: Is that what it's called? London Town? The chatterbox town?

708
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: Endeavor anybody else? Chicago? Chicago is far Chicago and Austin,

709
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: which is farther Chicago Chicago. I think Chicago is far.

710
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 1: We'll give Chicago. What's your name? Emily from Chicago? This

711
00:45:53,840 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: is worth literally one bitcoin dad shirt. Yes, do you

712
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,919
Speaker 1: guys remember we made a mascot for New York.

713
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,879
Speaker 2: That's easty, the mascot for New York City.

714
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,399
Speaker 1: That's We're gonna do all three in our own way.

715
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: This is worth It's that's like to ethereum. Honestly, that's like.

716
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:24,280
Speaker 1: And what size do you wear? A young lady? Give

717
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: me a guestimate, and I hope it's a medium. Okay, great,

718
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 1: all right, thank you. That's so far. Kansas City, what

719
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 1: a great place, the city of fountains. Some say, okay,

720
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Speaker 1: give me a story. Oregon Mom, any organ nights, Yay,

721
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: that's amazing. There's a couple o Our Portland shows are banging.

722
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:52,720
Speaker 1: Those are fun. Oregon Mom breaks world record for largest

723
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 1: broke breast milk donation to help others. It was you.

724
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Speaker 1: This was a k x ANN written by This was

725
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Speaker 1: sent in. I have no idea who said this. Let

726
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 1: me find out because mister no shoulders. Okay, thank you,

727
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: mister mister shoulders. This is written by three people k

728
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Speaker 1: x a n, which is obviously huge. There Mikayla Bourgeoise. No,

729
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Speaker 1: I swear to God, ken Body, this is the best article.

730
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Speaker 1: Mckaylas ken Body and Emily Burrs, who are just really

731
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Speaker 1: let it rip. If you're last, I mean, are they

732
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Speaker 1: If your name is bourgeois, you gotta change. Mikayla ken

733
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Speaker 1: Body Body, I like, I would keep body. Emily Burrs

734
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Speaker 1: snuck in there, she's like with you, She's yeah.

735
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 5: Well.

736
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 1: Uh. Portland organ Uh, an organ mother who recently broke

737
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 1: the Guinness Book of World Record record for largest breast

738
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: milk donation, is being hailed as a hero for helping

739
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: hundreds of families around the world. Where everybody goes. Is

740
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: it beer? Is it coffee? What's the most popular drink?

741
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: It's breast milk? Grow up, fucking losers. Unsurprisingly hyphenated last name,

742
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Anderson Sierra of Aloha. Where's that, y'all? Aloha? Pretty close?

743
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: Okay cool, it's pretty close to outside Portland. We were here,

744
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 1: Okay said she never expected to break the record, noting quote,

745
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: it used to be kind of a running joke, but

746
00:48:55,440 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: then I went through it and here it is. Does

747
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 1: she breastfed? What's the record? The record is? It started

748
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:11,280
Speaker 1: in twenty fourteen. Okay or awesome, it's both.

749
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 4: It's both, it's both at the same time. You can

750
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 4: feel both things. We can have that duplicity.

751
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: So Anderson Sierra, with a hyphen eight in theres has

752
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: a rare medical condition called hyper lactation syndrome. Oh oh no.

753
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 2: For nine years she had to be constantly pumping.

754
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: Also, not to be weird, but the most Portland of

755
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 1: things time it is. It's a you're in that you

756
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 1: chose the right city. There's no like a coffee drinker

757
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 1: with breast. This is the right place to be. If

758
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 1: your corpus Christy, run for your wire. Portland's where it's at.

759
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 1: Uh Inderson Still Anderson Sierra says it's a rare medical condition,

760
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: hyperlactation syndrome, which she explains causes her body to produce

761
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:05,240
Speaker 1: a surplus of milk, producing breast milk for nine years,

762
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 1: averaging bah bah bah bah bah bay two hundred ounces

763
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:15,440
Speaker 1: a day. Oh my god, have you ever drank a forty?

764
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:19,399
Speaker 1: Have you ever drank five forties? Have you ever drank

765
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: five forties of milk in one day? Oh my god?

766
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 1: A liar, wow, Even if you're in pike, you have

767
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 1: not done that. It started in twenty fourteen. I wasn't

768
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: sure what was going on at first, and my medical

769
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: team did a lot of interesting tests. Of course. I

770
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 1: mean also, this woman is a true hero by the way.

771
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 1: She did the right thing.

772
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 8: Yeah.

773
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: Yah, yeah, we're not dunking on all the list, not

774
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 1: at all.

775
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,279
Speaker 4: In other cultures we would have established you like, this

776
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 4: is breast milk's really powerfully good.

777
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 1: Shit.

778
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 4: It's just a little triggering to hear that some people

779
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 4: have to go through that ninety.

780
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: Nine years of two hundred ounces of.

781
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 4: The death of pumping man. That's a cowl like, but.

782
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:10,399
Speaker 1: Have their phone out, dude, three sixty five times nine

783
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 1: times two hundred for me. But also I.

784
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 2: Would say like average would be per day at like

785
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 2: the height would be like probably like twenty five ounces.

786
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: I don't.

787
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 4: I mean, I think it's funny that you're going on

788
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 4: your limb with the number because.

789
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 1: I you know exactly what it is. So this is

790
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 1: per Wait what is that number? So three thousand, three

791
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty ounces, Okay, now do wait in total

792
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: that must be low.

793
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,840
Speaker 2: That's that, But divide back by sixteen though.

794
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 1: Six hundred and fifty seven thousand ounces of breast milk.

795
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 2: And then divide by sixteen. What's the what's the gallons? Nope,

796
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 2: that's not right.

797
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: I ain't so curious. How many children is a cow?

798
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 1: Now I'm a couplets. You're doing great. Twenty eight five thousand,

799
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: one and thirty two gallars. Oh my god, that's so much.

800
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 1: So for the people out there who have I don't know,

801
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 1: piranha fish tanks, you could have more than one. That's

802
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: what I'm sorry, she added. My body does whatever it

803
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: takes to make the most amount of breast milk. It's

804
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: very taxing, and so any pumping and nursing problems a

805
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 1: mom can experience. My body all my body also experiences

806
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 1: those things, but it's elevated, it's heightened. It could be

807
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 1: the first medical emergency, but much quicker. If I've been drinking,

808
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: drink and talk about breast milk, let's do it. I

809
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: can go to the park, I can go to the zoo.

810
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,280
Speaker 1: I can go to the organ Museum of Science and Industry.

811
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,840
Speaker 1: I can do anything. But I was actually comparing the

812
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: beginning of my journey. It was easier than to now. Also,

813
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:10,320
Speaker 1: somebody's calling me, which is so funny. My phone is

814
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:14,400
Speaker 1: bringing up. It's like it's Elizabeth Anderson Sierra being like

815
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 1: shot the fuck hop. Anyways, she ended up breaking the

816
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: world record with one thousand, six hundred liters of donated

817
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 1: breast milk. Give her a rout well PLoP, that is

818
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:32,760
Speaker 1: Banana of the week. That's a lot. That's nine years,

819
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 1: nine years, and to her credit, she doesn't care about

820
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 1: sharing her story or breaking the record. It kind of

821
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: encourages others to look into donor milk and if you

822
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 1: have a StarPlus that's play. There you go. So she

823
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 1: is a person, She's a wonderful Banana the week. Let's

824
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: mail her a T shirt.

825
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 2: Wow at nine nine years, nine years year.

826
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 1: But I'm just curious.

827
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,759
Speaker 4: Did she have multiple children because you because you would

828
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 4: imagine that would keep the horn one's flowing and you'd

829
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 4: be able to I don't think so.

830
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: I think she had a syndrome. Yeah, I think it

831
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:09,359
Speaker 1: just kept going for nine yearsly Wow, pretty pretty cool.

832
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: That's not your yearbook superlative. Most likely to produce mel Scottie.

833
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 1: Just so everyone knows, Uh, there's no secrets. I breast

834
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:29,800
Speaker 1: fed until I was three. He used to say five

835
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 1: when you thought it was five A lot, look at

836
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 1: me and that true six foot four never get sick,

837
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: literally never get sick.

838
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was some game of throne ship, all right.

839
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 2: I have a specific memory of breastfeeding and watching Phil

840
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:54,240
Speaker 2: Donahue and asking my mom to change a channel because

841
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 2: I was bored.

842
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 1: All right, So that's what we're talking about, you know

843
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: what I mean. I'm on that specific and good reasons

844
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 1: for doing it for that long. But it was very weird.

845
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:09,760
Speaker 2: When I can wear a suit and breastfeed, it's weird.

846
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 4: Uh huh.

847
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 1: And I had I do remember wearing a suit and breastfeeding.

848
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 1: You had a little baby, suit had a three year

849
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 1: old tuneral. Yeah, a lot of suits.

850
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 2: I think I always think about it. I should just

851
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 2: start wearing suits all the time. Anyway, that's nothing to

852
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 2: do with breastfeeding.

853
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of unexpected meals, we can dive into it.

854
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 1: I was at the beach one day and I'm swimming

855
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 1: in the ocean. I'm having a nice time, as I

856
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 1: do sometimes I don't know. It's hot out, and my

857
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: friends were like, hey, we're going this sushy spot. I'm like, cool,

858
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 1: I'll come join you. With six friends and I was

859
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,800
Speaker 1: the seventh friend, which is always a cool place to be.

860
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 1: And so I go this spot and I'm wearing a

861
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,719
Speaker 1: swimsuit and is this an l A and you know

862
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 1: it is and it is. That's cool. And so I

863
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: go to this restaurant and they're all at the six

864
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: top that's a high like a high top. Everybody's on

865
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 1: stools and I sit the seventh on the end and

866
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,759
Speaker 1: we're drinking. We're having fun. And the dude that was

867
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 1: our servers, this nice guy that knew one of the

868
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,760
Speaker 1: people that we had like hung out with a week earlier,

869
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 1: so it's like, come into our spot, we'll hook you up.

870
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 1: So while we're sitting there eating sushi again, everybody it's

871
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 1: like all couples in me and I'm like here we go.

872
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,879
Speaker 1: And the guy that we kind of knew, the server,

873
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 1: the waiter, leans over midway through the course, and I'm

874
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 1: wearing a swimsuit which is pretty short, and I have

875
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 1: like my walle and keys and my phone in my pocket,

876
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 1: and like even my phone in my pocket now is

877
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: like hanging out in kind of a weird way, and

878
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 1: so this young gentle person who is like twenty three

879
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,840
Speaker 1: twenty four leans against me and my phone is sticking

880
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: out and drags against his thigh the entire way woo.

881
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 1: So I know we're having some BEVs. We're hanging out,

882
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:08,839
Speaker 1: and I just say, not my cock, just my phone. Yeah,

883
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 1: you know how that rolls off that, and we're like casual,

884
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 1: now my cock, just my phone. So I noticed that

885
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: all my dude friends, wives and partners and girlfriends all

886
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 1: start looking at each other like what the fuck? And

887
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 1: we were eating and drinking and having fun, like the

888
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 1: guy's just serving us course after course, and it's fun.

889
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 1: And you know the thing when you walk into sushi

890
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 1: restaurants and the chefs yell like welcome the yeo whatever

891
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: that phrase is. I don't speak Japanese, but they basically yellow. Thing.

892
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 1: This place was like ah, and I'm like, okay, here

893
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 1: we go. We're going right now. So everybody's talking to

894
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 1: each other across the table and I feel like a turd.

895
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there like what is going on? And they're like,

896
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 1: what the fuck did you just say to that guy?

897
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 1: And I go, what do you mean? And they go,

898
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,959
Speaker 1: did you just say, suck my cock? Call my phone?

899
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: And I go what and they go, it sounded like

900
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: you just said to that man, suck my cock call

901
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 1: my phone, like two weird sentences that I've never said together.

902
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:23,080
Speaker 1: And I go, no I didn't. They go, yes, you did.

903
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 1: I go, I swear to god, I didn't say suck

904
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 1: my cock call my phone. So I like wave the

905
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:29,440
Speaker 1: guy open that I don't. Don't don't. I'm like, no,

906
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 1: this is weird. I go, what did I say to you?

907
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: He goes, it's not your phone at your cock. I go, no, no,

908
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 1: I go, what did I say? He goes, it's not

909
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 1: your phone. It's not my cock at your phone. And

910
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 1: I go see and everybody starts laughing, and I'm like,

911
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: they thought I said this, And the guy's like no, no, no, no, no, no,

912
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 1: no no no no. I go yeah, no, no, no

913
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: no no. I didn't say that shit too. But it

914
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 1: was weird because my phone did totally dragons, like wapped

915
00:58:55,760 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 1: between his server legs. So then everybody forgives me again.

916
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: I'm okay to be at the table with everybody, and

917
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 1: it's so cool. We're eating sushi, were having hanging out

918
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 1: everything in the manager's like ha ha ha, and we

919
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 1: all leave and then when we were leaving, the two

920
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 1: sushi chefs making sushi goes suck my cock, Call my phone.

921
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 1: I'm I think I influenced the whole restaurant. Suck my cock,

922
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 1: call my phone. What a command? What a weird comand

923
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: suck my cock. Call my phone like I was just

924
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 1: trying to sneak it under the radar. We went back

925
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 1: two weeks later. It's fine. It's sushi sense made you

926
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 1: really call my phone. That's how it works. It feels like, yeah,

927
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 1: if you had.

928
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 4: Said call my phone, suck my cock, it'd be like

929
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 4: you were lining it up.

930
00:59:56,120 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 10: Yes, suck my cock, call my phone, suck my call,

931
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 10: call my phone to walk out like cool, I'll be back.

932
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 1: I love it so much. You're ready for another one? All,

933
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 1: let's wrap it up tight. Let's wrap it up tight.

934
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 1: It's already five thirty. I'm ready off. Here we go.

935
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 2: This was sent in by Shannon on Instagram thing shann

936
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 2: Thank you Shannon.

937
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 1: We really love her. And while we're saying Shannon, let's

938
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 1: have everybody yell their first name one more time. One, two, three,

939
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,760
Speaker 1: Thank you for being a dark stop of spility in

940
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 1: the city. We're going to have a three probably in

941
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:48,280
Speaker 1: February March coming you guys fed fourteen thousand people.

942
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 2: This was written by Ariela rot Rosen, who a lot

943
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 2: of people say, is the.

944
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 1: Hell Yeah she is, She's good.

945
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 2: This is on untapped. This is on untapped New York.

946
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 1: I'm reading it four or five six times a day.

947
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 1: I'm checking in. I got a second phone just to

948
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 1: follow what's up with untapped me? Sometimes I just get

949
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 1: a U. N y C.

950
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 2: Question mark, meaning, have you read Untapped.

951
01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 1: New York City today? Yes? From Scotty. There is a

952
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 1: preserved fish.

953
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 5: Uh.

954
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 2: There is a preserved fish buried in the New York

955
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 2: City Marble Cemetery.

956
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 1: A preserved fish.

957
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 2: But not the kind that has gill swims in the

958
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 2: ocean's preserve for dinner. This fish has a human banker,

959
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 2: thank you, although he did spend a good portion of

960
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 2: his life at see this is his tail pun intended.

961
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're about to talk about,

962
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 1: you do. I not an idea. I know you second

963
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 1: best anyone on this stage, and I have no idea

964
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: where this is going.

965
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 2: Preserved Fish was born in July seventeen sixty six in Portsmouth,

966
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 2: Rhode Island.

967
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: His name is Preserved Fish.

968
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 2: His name is Preserved Fish to Isaac Fish and Ruth

969
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 2: Brennell okay, his great great grandfather Thomas fish set Smith

970
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:13,280
Speaker 2: sixteen forty three, so good.

971
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 1: Preserved was actually a relatively common name ti there we go,

972
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:24,560
Speaker 1: There we go. But they were fucking with who's related

973
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 1: to a preserved? Especially among Quakers. It meant preserved from

974
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 1: sin and was pronounced with three stick to oatmeal, you

975
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:47,120
Speaker 1: pieces and shiit fuck you so, but it was pronounced

976
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 1: with three syllables, Oh, preserve, preserved, oh preserved fish. Okay,

977
01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 1: totally that we laugh now. But Benedict Cumberbatch's name was

978
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:09,439
Speaker 1: preserved Fish. We would say, boy, do we love that man?

979
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 2: That there was a folk story about him. He was

980
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 2: mayor by the way of New York City. Preserved Fish

981
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:17,800
Speaker 2: got his usual name.

982
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:19,439
Speaker 1: That's probably not true.

983
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:24,000
Speaker 2: God, Preserved Fish got his unusual name from a New

984
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,800
Speaker 2: Bedford fisherman who found him as an infant floating in the.

985
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: Wreckage of a boat.

986
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 2: What There is no truth to this story, but it

987
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 2: became quite popular.

988
01:03:33,080 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, what's going on? Untapped? An erratic man.

989
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,560
Speaker 2: Preserved Fish never stayed in one place for very long?

990
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 1: How do you know?

991
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 2: He was erratic and he wasn't just chased and he

992
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,600
Speaker 2: tended to make impulsive decisions.

993
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 1: Fuck you on Tap, New York.

994
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,240
Speaker 2: Realizing that he can make money by selling whale oil

995
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 2: than he could by hunting it.

996
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:02,040
Speaker 1: Fuck you, I mean what? Became a shipping merchant in

997
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 1: New Bradford, an eighteen Tenny partner with Cornelius Grennell to

998
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:08,400
Speaker 1: started the firm Fish and Grenell. Five years later he

999
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 1: set up a shop South Street, Manhattan.

1000
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,320
Speaker 2: A story in New York Tribune on August twenty eighth,

1001
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 2: nineteen oh four recounts a funny exchange between one of

1002
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:17,600
Speaker 2: the men and Captain Fish's.

1003
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: Crew in a revenue to New York Harbor. What ship

1004
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 1: is that? The Flying Fish? Who's your captain? Preserved Fish?

1005
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 1: What's your cargo? Pickled fish?

1006
01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:34,360
Speaker 2: The revenue officer, thinking he was being mocked born as

1007
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 2: the ship, demand to speak to the captain. The story

1008
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 2: has been reprinted many times since then, in all manner

1009
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:42,560
Speaker 2: of books and newspapers. Sadly, however, the story is put

1010
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:46,959
Speaker 2: another folk tale, Fuck You on Tap, New York, since

1011
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,959
Speaker 2: the Flying Fish made its first run several years after

1012
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 2: Fish's death. He sold whale oil, not pickled fish.

1013
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Why are you telling us? Hey your guts?

1014
01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 1: We hear your fishy also great website. Read it, it's

1015
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:04,040
Speaker 1: really nice.

1016
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 2: It might seem obvious that whale oil and pickled fish

1017
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:09,440
Speaker 2: are two entirely different products, but this was not so

1018
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 2: in the nineteenth century. In fact, Maurice versus Judd in

1019
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:14,920
Speaker 2: New York City court case that was recently brought back

1020
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 2: to the public eye with the publication of Trying Leviathan

1021
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:20,480
Speaker 2: in two thousand and seven.

1022
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 1: Oh, we've all read or seen or heard. We know

1023
01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, we participated in that. We put our

1024
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:30,240
Speaker 1: oculus rifts. So when we got into it, hinged on

1025
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 1: this very question. In eighteen eighteen, Samuel jud a whale

1026
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:36,320
Speaker 1: oil merchant, a whale oil merchant, was brought to court

1027
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 1: for refusing to pay the tax on fish oil on

1028
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 1: the grounds that a whale was not a fish. Jud

1029
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:44,000
Speaker 1: could only find one whaler to tell I had lost.

1030
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:53,360
Speaker 1: We should run back to Frogtown Brewery. Anyway. Whole point

1031
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:56,160
Speaker 1: is that he is buried, preserved fish is buried in

1032
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:59,360
Speaker 1: New York City Marble Cemetery. Okay, we gotta go. Okay

1033
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:01,919
Speaker 1: now at the New York.

1034
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:05,640
Speaker 2: City Marble Cemetery. Something else also happened in two thousand

1035
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:05,920
Speaker 2: and two.

1036
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:10,960
Speaker 1: Okay, now we're bring in her, which.

1037
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:15,240
Speaker 2: Was the marriage of Changuin, who was half chicken half penguin,

1038
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:19,720
Speaker 2: and Chuv, who is half chicken half dues.

1039
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:27,120
Speaker 1: Beautiful, beautiful. Changwin was my buddy Matt Murphy. He laid

1040
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,560
Speaker 1: eggs out of his tail. He wore a nine foot

1041
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 1: puppet costume.

1042
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:34,760
Speaker 2: I was Chunk my name. I was half chicken, half skunk.

1043
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:36,480
Speaker 2: I was half brother.

1044
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:37,400
Speaker 1: I was.

1045
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:40,080
Speaker 2: I had a ten foot tall puppet costume that I wore.

1046
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:42,800
Speaker 2: It was made of chicken. Wire scratched me many times,

1047
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:44,600
Speaker 2: and I would.

1048
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:45,720
Speaker 1: Shoot water out of my tail.

1049
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:46,760
Speaker 8: Uh.

1050
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:51,360
Speaker 2: And then so Changuin and Chub were getting married. Chicksen

1051
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:56,080
Speaker 2: was there. He was half chicken half Richard Nixon, Sure you.

1052
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 4: Have you explained the scale of these, I have not

1053
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:02,760
Speaker 4: so bigger than We started doing this in like nineteen

1054
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 4: ninety eight and did it till two thousand and five.

1055
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:07,640
Speaker 2: By the time Cheguin and Chubb we're getting married, was

1056
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 2: probably our fourth event. We had probably two thousand people.

1057
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:14,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was huge, pre n e and they like

1058
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:15,920
Speaker 4: shut down Houston Street.

1059
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,400
Speaker 2: We shut down a lot of streets. It was pre

1060
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 2: so this was the first one, but this was the

1061
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 2: first one that was after nine to eleven. So this

1062
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:26,120
Speaker 2: was in two thousand and one, remember that, and but

1063
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:29,680
Speaker 2: the but the first two were pre nine to eleven

1064
01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 2: and you could do whatever in New York City pre

1065
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:34,720
Speaker 2: nine eleven you could literally do whatever you want it,

1066
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Speaker 2: it didn't matter. And then post nine eleven, so then

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Speaker 2: we had this huge wedding like is getting married to

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01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:46,320
Speaker 2: chang Win. Telemy Slocum was marrying man chang Win was

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01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 2: the best man or Chicksen was the best Wait.

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Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait back up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how big are these things? Like, yeah, they're like

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Speaker 1: they're like they're huge. They're giant, massive, huge costumes.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, they're costumes that like are made out of

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01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:02,520
Speaker 2: chicken wire and then feathers uh and it looks like

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01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:04,800
Speaker 2: a half chicken, half penguin, and it looks like a

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01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:08,440
Speaker 2: half chicken, half skunk, but also like a like.

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01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:14,320
Speaker 1: A like a cone, like a silo running down like

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01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:15,919
Speaker 1: a running down the street.

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Speaker 2: We would show up and people would gather and then

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01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:21,760
Speaker 2: it would happen, and then we would disappear into a

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01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:24,479
Speaker 2: cube truck and drive away and then everyone would just

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01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,759
Speaker 2: be left there and it was very confusing for everyone.

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01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,120
Speaker 2: So it was about two thousand people. We did the thing,

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01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:33,560
Speaker 2: and then we like marched down into Tompkins.

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01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:37,680
Speaker 1: Square Park used to be all drugs and uh.

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Speaker 2: At some point the cops because it was post nine

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01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:43,599
Speaker 2: to eleven, got Chenguin, so he was leading the parade.

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Speaker 1: Cheng was all pure love, chicken half penguin.

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01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's pure love. Chunk's pure evil. So the

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01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:52,160
Speaker 2: Chunk had like an evil army with him, and Chenguin

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01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:55,680
Speaker 2: had all these like beautiful dancers with Justin White, and

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01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:58,160
Speaker 2: so they're all dancing around him and he's with his

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01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:02,240
Speaker 2: newlywed Chove, and Chunk has tried to break up the wedding,

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01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:05,519
Speaker 2: but he had failed and he'd had his head knocked off,

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01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:09,000
Speaker 2: which is how they would told our kids this story.

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Speaker 4: I'd be like, it's too much, it's gonna break the brains.

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01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:20,800
Speaker 4: It doesn't to one to one idea, you were chained

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Speaker 4: there one of these.

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Speaker 1: I was the first time I partied with Kurt was

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01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:28,800
Speaker 1: at the last one of these. Yeah wow, And he

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01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:31,000
Speaker 1: looked right at me, and he was so drunk, he

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01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 1: looked right past my hopes for Hollywood. God. I went

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01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,439
Speaker 1: to the last one. It was packed. It was. It

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01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:41,440
Speaker 1: was a phenomenon.

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01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:45,280
Speaker 2: It was, and so so the cops came. They stopped

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01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:48,200
Speaker 2: the parade. There's two thousand people heading down like thirteenth

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Speaker 2: Street or something.

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01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:51,040
Speaker 1: Normally we're about where we're.

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01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:52,759
Speaker 2: Like we all we have to do is go across

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01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:54,599
Speaker 2: the street to get into Thompson Square Park and then

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01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:55,000
Speaker 2: we're done.

1112
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,839
Speaker 1: We're in the in the park. No more like blocking traffic.

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01:09:58,200 --> 01:09:59,040
Speaker 1: The cops stopped.

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01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:04,160
Speaker 2: They grabbed Chang because they understand he's leading this like

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01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:07,479
Speaker 2: a thing of two thousand people, and they bring him

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01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:09,519
Speaker 2: over to the side and they just keep like, get

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01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:10,400
Speaker 2: out of the costume.

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01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:13,760
Speaker 1: And Matt, who is like a pure artist in his

1119
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:17,439
Speaker 1: deepest part of his heart, refuse to talk to them

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01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:22,320
Speaker 1: because he was like doesn't I'm not talking, and they're like,

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01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:24,120
Speaker 1: get out of it, get out of it, get out

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01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:26,280
Speaker 1: of it, and they're like just like trying to figure out,

1123
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,560
Speaker 1: like and you can't see if he's ready to go.

1124
01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 1: He's ready to go to jail.

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01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:34,759
Speaker 2: And then two thousand people say starts start chanting.

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01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:46,880
Speaker 1: Donna Martin graduates love is not a crime. Love is

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01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,679
Speaker 1: not a crime. Love is not a crime.

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01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:53,280
Speaker 2: And then these two cops with two thousand people screaming

1129
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:56,000
Speaker 2: love is not a crime, get spooked.

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01:10:56,439 --> 01:10:57,560
Speaker 1: The lad.

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01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:05,040
Speaker 2: That's fair, and we like walk into the park and

1132
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:09,560
Speaker 2: don't bother anybody for the rest of that. Well, we

1133
01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 2: got New York City baby. Okay, So I have a

1134
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:13,200
Speaker 2: similar story.

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01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:18,320
Speaker 4: It's not similar, but it's related because about this time,

1136
01:11:18,479 --> 01:11:22,599
Speaker 4: so right after nine eleven, literally January after nine to eleven,

1137
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,559
Speaker 4: I transferred from UNC Chapel Hill.

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01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:31,599
Speaker 1: To Barnard, which is a college in New York. That's fine.

1139
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:37,719
Speaker 1: Greta Gerwig went there. You might have heard of, Okay,

1140
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,360
Speaker 1: number one movie in America.

1141
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:45,040
Speaker 4: She was a little bit younger than me, but we

1142
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:45,800
Speaker 4: were there together.

1143
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:49,600
Speaker 1: So, uh were you really? Yeah? Yeah yeah, never met her?

1144
01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:53,760
Speaker 1: Wish I did, I really wish I did.

1145
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:59,439
Speaker 4: Anyway, So when I was at UNC Chapel Hill, great school,

1146
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:02,400
Speaker 4: great people, anybody who's affiliated probably awesome.

1147
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:04,360
Speaker 1: But I rushed.

1148
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:09,160
Speaker 4: So if anybody watched the documentary Bamma Rush or whatever

1149
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:10,880
Speaker 4: the hell it was called, anybody.

1150
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:13,479
Speaker 1: Did anybody do it in the South? Already in the South?

1151
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:19,280
Speaker 4: Fucking crazy dude, just so dark, so deeply dark. Please

1152
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:20,240
Speaker 4: go watch the documentary.

1153
01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:20,840
Speaker 1: It's very good.

1154
01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:24,080
Speaker 4: It's actually a very bad documentary, but it's a funny

1155
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:27,360
Speaker 4: and entertaining documentary. It's a reflex Okay, I'm not making

1156
01:12:27,479 --> 01:12:29,920
Speaker 4: any money from this documentary. So I was at U

1157
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:34,600
Speaker 4: and C where there were just eighty percent really stunningly

1158
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:40,120
Speaker 4: beautiful women who were trying to get the attention of

1159
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,600
Speaker 4: the of the And I'm not from North Carolina, so

1160
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:46,479
Speaker 4: I was out of state, so I really felt like

1161
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:49,120
Speaker 4: an outsider in a lot of ways. But everybody there

1162
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:51,280
Speaker 4: were like the frat boys who had the front tuck

1163
01:12:51,479 --> 01:12:52,519
Speaker 4: and the and the.

1164
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:56,639
Speaker 1: Fuck the frat boys with the front talk.

1165
01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:00,720
Speaker 4: We got no talk, fucking fuck the front tuck. But

1166
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:01,760
Speaker 4: then I ended up.

1167
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:05,160
Speaker 1: There were so many that they had the krokies. There

1168
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:06,120
Speaker 1: was a whole costume.

1169
01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:08,639
Speaker 4: There was like literally they all looked exactly the same.

1170
01:13:09,479 --> 01:13:12,200
Speaker 4: And uh and and I realized I had to get

1171
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:14,000
Speaker 4: the hell out of there. And if any of you

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01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:17,680
Speaker 4: had seen Bama Rush, you would understand how bad it was.

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01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 1: It was very dark. It was dark.

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01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:25,040
Speaker 4: The rushing is is a deep underbelly of human nature.

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01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:28,040
Speaker 4: Hay for friends, It socks dick no, but you also

1176
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:30,040
Speaker 4: like punish people to be a part of you.

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01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:30,760
Speaker 1: It's dark.

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01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:34,559
Speaker 4: So I transferred to Barnard and Barnard is if there

1179
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,160
Speaker 4: could be a more opposite end of the spectrum.

1180
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:37,720
Speaker 1: It was.

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01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,600
Speaker 4: It was so far from what I was prepared for.

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01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:43,000
Speaker 4: So I was a theater major and I was like

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01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:46,479
Speaker 4: the summer before I went to Barnard, I had done

1184
01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:49,280
Speaker 4: like a on screen acting class or whatever, and I

1185
01:13:49,439 --> 01:13:53,960
Speaker 4: was I was like thinking about doing soap operas, you know, huge.

1186
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:58,000
Speaker 4: I literally took a soap opera glass and I get

1187
01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:01,240
Speaker 4: to Barnard and my job is to be the assistant

1188
01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 4: stage manager for a puppet show of Faust, which.

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01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:15,160
Speaker 1: Is you're straight from North Carolina and they're like your

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01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:17,040
Speaker 1: assistant stage manager for Faust with.

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01:14:17,479 --> 01:14:21,080
Speaker 4: Foust with puppets, which is like puppeteers who are deep,

1192
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:24,640
Speaker 4: deep into puppeteering, and they're like ready to get political

1193
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:28,280
Speaker 4: about it and get creepy and scary. Sure, and I

1194
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:31,920
Speaker 4: was confused and I was terrible. I also was like,

1195
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:34,439
Speaker 4: I'm not a stage manager, like I'm.

1196
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:40,080
Speaker 1: A I don't you're pretty smart. It wasn't being smart.

1197
01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:43,400
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm on stage like I'm an actress.

1198
01:14:44,479 --> 01:14:45,920
Speaker 1: And they were like, you got to pay your dues.

1199
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:47,000
Speaker 1: You just fucking got here.

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01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:50,519
Speaker 4: And so they had me fully hauling these life sized

1201
01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:54,280
Speaker 4: puppets back and forth many many lateish nights.

1202
01:14:55,960 --> 01:15:02,240
Speaker 1: The school. Nobody heard of how he called it Barnard.

1203
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:04,479
Speaker 4: People know my uncle called it barnyard.

1204
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:10,639
Speaker 1: For the whole it's very close to barnyard. These kids

1205
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:13,200
Speaker 1: took these puppets so seriously.

1206
01:15:13,439 --> 01:15:15,800
Speaker 4: I mean, it was everything, And so I was just

1207
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:18,760
Speaker 4: still in this culture shock of like I was here

1208
01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:22,120
Speaker 4: and now I'm here, and and the whole school is

1209
01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:24,040
Speaker 4: like like the way that I described it to friends

1210
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:26,640
Speaker 4: was like Daria, And I was like, I just go

1211
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:29,360
Speaker 4: to school Daria, which is, by the way, so fucking great.

1212
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:30,800
Speaker 4: I mean, I was very happy to be there, but

1213
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:34,479
Speaker 4: it was a real shift, right, And uh and my

1214
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:38,480
Speaker 4: whole job is puppets everything. And they are so lifelike,

1215
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:41,280
Speaker 4: and they are so fucking and they're all human, they're

1216
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:44,040
Speaker 4: all human size, and it's my job late at night

1217
01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:44,840
Speaker 4: to put them away.

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01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:47,080
Speaker 1: And I scared the motherfucking shit.

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01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:49,799
Speaker 4: Out of me because these are devils, right, We're doing faust,

1220
01:15:50,280 --> 01:15:53,839
Speaker 4: We're doing fucking devil puppets and it's my job alone.

1221
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:56,559
Speaker 4: Because they were like, this sucker needs to get her credit.

1222
01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:01,519
Speaker 1: And uh, so it was did you ever give one once?

1223
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:08,280
Speaker 1: Just like good Night's Sweet Prints, I would do the.

1224
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:10,120
Speaker 4: Thing where I'd put it away and then its head

1225
01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:12,080
Speaker 4: would turn down and it looked like it was like

1226
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:19,120
Speaker 4: and I would just run down the block, gone forever.

1227
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,599
Speaker 1: I hate this place. Why is it puppets?

1228
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:27,519
Speaker 4: Okay, so the finale, everybody's working towards this last production.

1229
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:32,479
Speaker 4: The people are literally getting their their thesis because of

1230
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:33,439
Speaker 4: this puppet show.

1231
01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:37,040
Speaker 1: Because college matters. Guys. You know that it's thrusting, it's pushing,

1232
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:39,719
Speaker 1: it's puppets. It's a big deal. And uh.

1233
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:44,920
Speaker 4: And I had really for the show one job, which

1234
01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:50,639
Speaker 4: was to pull these these ropes and this one part

1235
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:54,040
Speaker 4: of the state the flat would come up and it

1236
01:16:54,040 --> 01:16:58,080
Speaker 4: would reveal like the ps to Resistance, like like all

1237
01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:02,240
Speaker 4: the puppets coming together for the like major major dragon finale.

1238
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:07,800
Speaker 4: And uh and it was my only job. And I

1239
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:10,080
Speaker 4: went and it was and I got my ke and

1240
01:17:10,120 --> 01:17:10,320
Speaker 4: I was.

1241
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:12,519
Speaker 1: Like pulling my rope, pulling my rope, pumit. But I

1242
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:15,479
Speaker 1: had pulled the wrong I pulled the wrong ropes. Not

1243
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:16,640
Speaker 1: so I instead of.

1244
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:20,599
Speaker 4: Revealing all these sweet kids that were like so devoted

1245
01:17:20,680 --> 01:17:26,800
Speaker 4: to puppets, like the puppet, I revealed them the puppeteers,

1246
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:34,519
Speaker 4: like and you saw all of them like look out

1247
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:35,360
Speaker 4: at the audience and.

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01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:44,080
Speaker 1: Not of good looking put it.

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01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:50,320
Speaker 4: I was like what oh, and then ran and then

1250
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,160
Speaker 4: I tried to fix it. It was just I ruined

1251
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:53,360
Speaker 4: the whole faust production.

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01:17:55,120 --> 01:18:00,679
Speaker 2: Never loved puppeteers, but if they're interested in truth, that's

1253
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:01,360
Speaker 2: the truth.

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01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:06,720
Speaker 1: Thank you. There's always somebody with their hand up your

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01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:12,600
Speaker 1: asshole making your talk. Is this you think about it? Bananams,

1256
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:29,080
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:31,400
Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:35,120
Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:38,760
Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

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01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:41,880
Speaker 1: Our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

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01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:42,440
Speaker 1: Hartstart

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01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:45,280
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 2: intern