1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:02,320 Speaker 1: What's up with you? 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? 3 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: It's the loser line. 4 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,200 Speaker 3: Good by, Just call me back. 5 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 1: If you haven't heard the loser line before. It works 6 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 1: like this. 7 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,119 Speaker 4: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at 8 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 4: the bar and uses this charming pickup line on you. 9 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,160 Speaker 3: Has anyone ever told you that you have the cutest 10 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:26,600 Speaker 3: smile seeming cuner while you're sleeping. My dad bought your 11 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 3: apartment building, so I get privileges. 12 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: He means he may have money, Alexis after. 13 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:37,519 Speaker 4: He says that whatever you do, do not call the police. 14 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:41,879 Speaker 1: Oh well, actually spoke to you. Probably should call them. No, 15 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 1: unless you can get a super cheap apartment. 16 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 4: But wait a little bit first before you dial nine 17 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 4: to one, so you can give that guy the number 18 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:52,239 Speaker 4: to the loser line and tell him that he can 19 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 4: watch you while you're awake, too little bonus. And then 20 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 4: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play 21 00:00:59,480 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 4: over the air. 22 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: Voicemails like this one. 23 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:06,480 Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, uh we met at the go kart track. 24 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:11,479 Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember, uh so number one, 25 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 2: I would. 26 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 3: Like to officially ask you out. 27 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 2: Uh And second and like this is a this is 28 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,480 Speaker 2: kind of embarrassing. Uh so you and I, like, I 29 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,680 Speaker 2: think we like we traded helmets at one point and 30 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 2: we shared helmets like. 31 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: I got in and you got out. 32 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 5: I don't know which one happened, but like I've just 33 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 5: learned I. 34 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 6: Have head life. 35 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 1: So either you gave it to me or I gave 36 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 1: it to you. 37 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm just like, maybe that's our meet. 38 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:45,319 Speaker 2: Cute story right, like it's a stage. She gave me 39 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 2: life and we fell in love or anyway, like yep, 40 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 2: so sorry, call me back. I can recommend a good 41 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 2: jampoo for you. 42 00:01:54,800 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: Oh god, no, I'll off your bugs. 43 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 2: You can pick off. 44 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:09,080 Speaker 4: I mean, could I see a movie where Ryan Gosling 45 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 4: and Emma Stone share a go card helmet together and 46 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,640 Speaker 4: end up falling in love afterwards? Maybe, I mean sort 47 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 4: of love it first? 48 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 1: It I heard check the back of your neck is 49 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 1: where they like to stop elementary school kids are. 50 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 6: Next. It's there's something that's just been bugging me because 51 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,359 Speaker 6: I saw you used the bar at M to take 52 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,960 Speaker 6: out cash and not to not to sound judge, but 53 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 6: what card was that? Because I have capital one and 54 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 6: I don't pay any fees at ATMs and it's not 55 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,840 Speaker 6: like I worked for Capital One. I just thought I 56 00:02:55,919 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 6: love it so much like Samuel L. Jackson endorses it. 57 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:06,960 Speaker 6: Samuel else Jackson, are you kidding me? He is so 58 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,799 Speaker 6: funny when he's like, what's a new wallet? 59 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 2: Mother? 60 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:20,799 Speaker 6: He's so good. I love him. I'm sorry, it just 61 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:25,239 Speaker 6: it really bothered me. Next message, Oh man, how. 62 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 1: Is she that close? She could see his card style. 63 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,800 Speaker 1: You can see the fee that She's like, Oh you 64 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 1: have fees? I mean she's worried about him financially. Shut up. 65 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 1: Kind of got the ick from him. 66 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 4: But speaking of what fantastic credit card deals, head on 67 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 4: over to our brook and Jeffrey TikTok page. 68 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 1: Put all of your info into the comments, your. 69 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 4: Card number, your expiration, and your CRV code, and I 70 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 4: guarantee your life will change. Brookle probably even thumbs up 71 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 4: that comment just if you put it in and even 72 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 4: as a joke you I'm going to say this now, 73 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 4: first ten videos you watch are free on us, all right, get. 74 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 1: A subscription offers non subscription site. 75 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 4: Absolutely killer deal. Take advantage while it lasts. Now let's 76 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 4: get back to the clips. 77 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,280 Speaker 5: Oh not ready for that? 78 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:27,840 Speaker 7: Be I Michelle, who's that meathead that you that you 79 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:32,039 Speaker 7: met the other night. I thought i'd take this opportunity 80 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 7: to let you know that I am about to take 81 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 7: mine third full plunge of the day. Okay, and I'm serious, 82 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:45,599 Speaker 7: like this stuff is just like totally totally boosting my testosterone. 83 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 6: Right, And I know you're. 84 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 7: Saying that like your brother does them too, so you 85 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:56,160 Speaker 7: can totally relay that. Uh you know, he's an honorary 86 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,480 Speaker 7: member of my club. Maybe you know, the two of 87 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:03,200 Speaker 7: us can get together and take a cold plunge. 88 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,440 Speaker 1: Together, you know what I mean. 89 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 5: I'm I mean, you know what I mean, Like, you 90 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,160 Speaker 5: know you under you're sight smart. You getting metaphors, right, 91 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:14,599 Speaker 5: So but whatever did you give me a call or 92 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 5: don't or whatever? 93 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 7: You know? 94 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,800 Speaker 6: Okay us? 95 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:21,400 Speaker 4: All right, taking a cold plunge with your brother is 96 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 4: a metaphor. 97 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, that is right. I'm sorry that the thing about 98 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 1: me the most. 99 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 7: Like stop eating, bro' literally talking or just swallow take 100 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:30,840 Speaker 7: a second. 101 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 4: I felt for him who hasn't heard that beep and 102 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,280 Speaker 4: been like ah, not right. 103 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:38,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, he calls himself a meathead, so you know. 104 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 6: Yeah, next message, Hi, it's. 105 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 2: I really don't know what got into me the other night. 106 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 2: I I guess that like second, smear and off ice 107 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 2: really did mess me up a little bit, so sorry, 108 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 2: And I guess they just wanted to say, like I 109 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 2: definitely and have yelled at the waitress to stop singing 110 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:07,600 Speaker 2: Happy Birthday, but I did kind of mean what I said, 111 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:11,360 Speaker 2: because first of all, it's just so played out, like 112 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:17,480 Speaker 2: like everyone just I hate it. I'm sick of it, right. 113 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 2: And second, if you're the person getting sung to, it's 114 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 2: kind of like what are you supposed to do with 115 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:29,200 Speaker 2: your face? Like? Do I share it candles? Do I 116 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,359 Speaker 2: smile like an idiot? 117 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 5: I don't know. 118 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:37,679 Speaker 2: It's just I hate it, Okay, So yeah, next message. 119 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like Jeffrey understands her more than anything. 120 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:47,800 Speaker 4: I am glad somebody spoke out about the Happy Birthday song. 121 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,360 Speaker 1: Nobody likes that song. It's too long long. 122 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,840 Speaker 4: No song is ever sung with less enthusiasm than the 123 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:55,920 Speaker 4: Happy Birthday song. 124 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:58,520 Speaker 1: My problem is is I want to learn the new one, 125 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:01,360 Speaker 1: but no one ever taught me. I want happy happy Birthday, 126 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,039 Speaker 1: Like I don't. 127 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 5: Know a word is that? 128 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:16,000 Speaker 1: Only like it's annoying in all of its forms. 129 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 4: Listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time every week, 130 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,679 Speaker 4: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey 131 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 4: YouTube channel where you can listen to all of our 132 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,400 Speaker 4: Loser Line second dates and phone taps. 133 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,120 Speaker 1: Right there, you got a phone tapp coming up 134 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:29,200 Speaker 6: For you right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.