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Speaker 1: this week. Our guest is Dana Carvedy. That's the music,
Speaker 1: and then you can are you can sing oh um
Speaker 1: church lay just because I just did her accidentally sings
Speaker 1: just like Neil Young, something I noticed years ago. Hi, everybody,
Speaker 1: this is the church Lady. I'd like to do a
Speaker 1: little Neil Young cover for you. Oh man, look at
Speaker 1: my life. I'm a lot like you. You do sound
Speaker 1: just like Neil Young. I love Neil Young. One night,
Speaker 1: Oh I know you do, and I he's you know,
Speaker 1: a genius. Uh why did you put it? People throw
Speaker 1: that word around, but for him, it's actually literal you're
Speaker 1: a genius. I'm a genius. No, actually, here's a real one.
Speaker 1: He's funny meet him. Uh yeah, many times back during
Speaker 1: the SNL days. In fact, the night before I left
Speaker 1: to go visit the President United States, which one George
Speaker 1: Bush Senior. Yeah, that senior, right. My wife and I
Speaker 1: spent a couple to three days in the White House.
Speaker 1: But with Neil really being a fan and getting to
Speaker 1: hang out with him. We were at the party afterwards,
Speaker 1: just sitting around. He's having a little red wine, I'm
Speaker 1: having a beer, and we're talking about um Cortez the
Speaker 1: Killer and his guitar solo in that song, and I said,
Speaker 1: it's it was Hendricks esque, you know, and uh then
Speaker 1: he looked up and he said the late he saw
Speaker 1: the late great Chris Farley at the party, and he
Speaker 1: pointed at him and said that fat kids funnier and
Speaker 1: ship in the great. He was funnier than he's right,
Speaker 1: he was. He was happy, but he was the greatest.
Speaker 1: I don't even know where to begin with you. I
Speaker 1: just watched your Hulu show, what was that called The
Speaker 1: Dana Carvey Show. That was kind of Robert Smigle and
Speaker 1: I were sort of resistant it took Josh Greenbaum about
Speaker 1: a month to convince us. He came to some of
Speaker 1: my little open mics and then he wore us down
Speaker 1: and we finally really trusted him, and he did a
Speaker 1: great job. You know, it was fun, it was fun
Speaker 1: to do. I'm so sad. I was like eight or
Speaker 1: nine at the time of the show. So you had
Speaker 1: a show after Home Improvement that was complete punk rock, mayhem,
Speaker 1: titty leaking, like head severing. But I can't find it anywhere.
Speaker 1: How do I watch it? Um? I think that all
Speaker 1: the seasons are on Crackle, by the way, because I
Speaker 1: was somehow looking at Crackle. It's a crack, that's the problem. Well,
Speaker 1: here's your code. You go, you put in cracker Cracker,
Speaker 1: then you just SAYO and wait for the deep web
Speaker 1: screen to show up. No, it's just put in cracker
Speaker 1: dot com. I think it's all there. It's it's it's
Speaker 1: its own podcast. How that clusterfuck happened? And uh and
Speaker 1: how many great, great brilliant people, uh we all got
Speaker 1: to work with and came out of that show. Louis C.
Speaker 1: K raw Let's see, of course, Stephen Colbert and Steve Carrell,
Speaker 1: the two Steep Yeah, so, oh my god, I didn't
Speaker 1: know that show existed, and I all want to do
Speaker 1: is watch that. I watched you guys like watching the
Speaker 1: trailer from Home Improvement and like the Little Boy About
Speaker 1: to Die into you guys chopping off each other's heads
Speaker 1: and dancing around, and I was like, this is amazing.
Speaker 1: That was a Prince Prince Charles thing about. I think
Speaker 1: Henry the Eighth I am, and he cut the heads off.
Speaker 1: I know we were just when I went on Letterman
Speaker 1: to promote it, we intentionally were trying to make fun
Speaker 1: of or have fun with the nineteen fifties, like the
Speaker 1: Chevrolet Jackie Gleason our So we intentionally made a deal
Speaker 1: with Taco Bell. And so when I said the Letterman,
Speaker 1: it's the Taco Bell Dana Carvey Show, he goes really
Speaker 1: because we didn't get paid. We just thought it was funny.
Speaker 1: And eventually the sponsors all left the show, and then
Speaker 1: it was the Quire Schuan Dana Carvey Show or Diet
Speaker 1: Mug Group Here Dana carry Show. That one was my favorite,
Speaker 1: but I also love Taco Bell, So I have to know,
Speaker 1: do you like Taco Bell or like, is there bad blood? No,
Speaker 1: not at all. I I like tackle, talk out, talk
Speaker 1: about I actually loops. I'm an Asian accent am I
Speaker 1: you're canceled. Thanks for telling I love you. At least
Speaker 1: I know where I am in the world. Nobody knows anymore.
Speaker 1: It's okay, we'll connect with you. I'm gonna make sure
Speaker 1: you get either the Blue Ray season or I'll connect
Speaker 1: to you somehow to watch those episodes. When I'm on
Speaker 1: your podcast next year, we can go over it. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: and for anybody listening, you go to Crackle and you
Speaker 1: pop pop up at the computer Dana Carvey Show, Dana
Speaker 1: Carvey dot Com. It's a sony Um live streaming side,
Speaker 1: or it's an original content site that my friend named
Speaker 1: up in San Francisco. It was called Grouper. He came
Speaker 1: up with Crackle. I don't know which one I prefer um.
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's so many. There's three live streaming
Speaker 1: sites looking for content. There's eight DVD podcasts looking for
Speaker 1: an audience. Right now, it's just you and me and
Speaker 1: so because you have a podcast too, well, we're in beta.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out. My original idea was to
Speaker 1: have it based around people's experience with peril normal but
Speaker 1: then I that's a joke. Drat. You know, we're just
Speaker 1: we're playing around and getting stuff together. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I really enjoy it. And I'm doing it with my
Speaker 1: sons and my The woman who cuts my hair, you
Speaker 1: can blame her for this. It looks fabulous. This is
Speaker 1: pandemic hair. I haven't gotten it's I'm doing fine. I'm
Speaker 1: hanging in there. You know, you look like you have
Speaker 1: David Spade hair. It's a little bit back. It's yeah,
Speaker 1: I've I have dinner with David Spade like three days
Speaker 1: a week now. We're really good friends. And we had
Speaker 1: that he dropped by our dinner at Quaie. I was
Speaker 1: there recently. Yes, that was okay. So for everybody listening, Um,
Speaker 1: I think are we friends? I think we're friends. I
Speaker 1: would say we're friends. Especially the way we became friends
Speaker 1: is so interesting. Um should we talk about that? It's
Speaker 1: so so out of the blue. It all I know
Speaker 1: from my side. Very quickly, I was on the Markmaron
Speaker 1: podcast and I talked a little bit about how fame
Speaker 1: can be toxic. Um. Not that revolutionary, but I think
Speaker 1: I said the idea that you become an idea more
Speaker 1: than a person just how it's just a tilted way
Speaker 1: to go through life. You're not famous, and then suddenly
Speaker 1: you're famous, and then it tilts everything. So then you
Speaker 1: emailed me and I'd heard of you, but I'm in
Speaker 1: a different age bracket, and you said, Hi, I'm a
Speaker 1: pop star or something in a very funny I think
Speaker 1: you said it in a cheeky way like may you
Speaker 1: may or may not have heard of me, so that
Speaker 1: it was a very honest, pure uh relationship, just talking
Speaker 1: about And then I looked up your stuff and saw
Speaker 1: all your brilliance and songs, and I go, wow, she's
Speaker 1: really big. I should have been nervous talking to her,
Speaker 1: but we were just texting a lot for that year
Speaker 1: year and a half and then we had we we
Speaker 1: met up and we had sort of a crazy night
Speaker 1: kind of. It was so fun. It was fun. Did
Speaker 1: I end up driving your car? Yes, you did. I
Speaker 1: didn't think when we were meeting here for dinner, I'll
Speaker 1: probably drive her car tonight because I don't drink and
Speaker 1: drive to all my fans out there, I really don't.
Speaker 1: I was not going to let you. Yeah, So you
Speaker 1: drove my car, so I drove your car, and then
Speaker 1: you Hubert and it was all safe and cool, and
Speaker 1: I had a friend there and you had um, your
Speaker 1: high school really long term friend. Yeah, that was so
Speaker 1: much fun. It was fun. We laughed. We did have
Speaker 1: to consider you a friend. I could say, I feel
Speaker 1: you're you're sort of raw and authentic, and so I
Speaker 1: feel you're easy to get to know unless there's a
Speaker 1: crazy other weird. Well, let me tell you my side
Speaker 1: of the Yeah, now you're your side. Okay, So here's
Speaker 1: the creepy part. So I grew up watching Well, I
Speaker 1: saw Wayne's World at like some very impressionable moment in
Speaker 1: my life where it was just so important, and I
Speaker 1: become fixated on one piece of like like one record,
Speaker 1: like I'll have like a Neil Young like year. Like
Speaker 1: I get obsessive, like I just will watch the same
Speaker 1: thing over and over and over. So I got obsessive
Speaker 1: with Wayne's World. And that's what introduced me to Alice Cooper,
Speaker 1: who ended up doing a song with. And it was
Speaker 1: just this like very influential thing in my life that
Speaker 1: brings me happiness. So I'll put on Wayne's World when
Speaker 1: something like tragic is happening, like the world ending this year.
Speaker 1: I don't I can't tell you how many times I've
Speaker 1: watched Wayne's World. So I'm really excited about the Like
Speaker 1: the Dana Carvey Show, I didn't even know what existed.
Speaker 1: That's so nice. That makes me so happy. I Oh,
Speaker 1: it's about to get creepy. Don't worry then, all right? Then,
Speaker 1: so I just I'm kind of a creep And I
Speaker 1: was like, and then I heard you on Mark Marin
Speaker 1: and you were being so open and vulnerable about your life,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my gosh, not only are
Speaker 1: you garth, like the garth that lives in my heart
Speaker 1: that introduced me to Alice Cooper, who's now like my
Speaker 1: father figure, but you're also like we have some parallels
Speaker 1: and like weird crazy people around us. And just I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, so, like you were kind of on
Speaker 1: this like major network and then he did this kind
Speaker 1: of punk rock thing and did your own thing and
Speaker 1: it was really fucking cool, but not everybody got it.
Speaker 1: And so I basically tricked you into being my friend.
Speaker 1: And now we're sitting here and I have pretended to
Speaker 1: create a podcast because I've gotten you here to pitch
Speaker 1: you Wayne's World three starring me. That's brilliant. Yes, and
Speaker 1: you know what, that's right. You play Garth's daughter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have the glasses, you already have the blonde hair.
Speaker 1: I mean that's for Halloween. It's always the long hair
Speaker 1: with blonde hair. She plays Garth and then the other
Speaker 1: girl brand So you are you would be a perfect Garth.
Speaker 1: But I am Garth. Look at my pants, I'm Garth.
Speaker 1: Well let's just just for a second. Remember Kristin Weigg
Speaker 1: asking me, who's another brilliant performer? Love her? Um Christ
Speaker 1: and Wigg going why does he? Why does he do this?
Speaker 1: And it's it's deceptively hard to do in a way
Speaker 1: that's not too much. So you don't totally the teeth.
Speaker 1: How do you do it? You just want to first
Speaker 1: kind of think like you got a secret. You don't
Speaker 1: want to show too much to the teeth to a
Speaker 1: little bit later. I can't really. Yeah, I'm I'm really
Speaker 1: bad at impression. No, that's all right, you can use
Speaker 1: your own voice. No, I want to know. I want
Speaker 1: to do Garth because it's off of your brother Brad.
Speaker 1: And I'm dating a Brad. Oh that's my Brad. So
Speaker 1: that's your Brad. Well, Brad and I talked to him
Speaker 1: at least once a week. I have three older brothers,
Speaker 1: and he does, he did, He does really do this
Speaker 1: kind of rhythm and he says really amazing things like
Speaker 1: I did with my cred. I did two D miles
Speaker 1: today and I was of that rhythm. So whenever I
Speaker 1: hit it in Wayne's World, it makes me happy too.
Speaker 1: It makes my heart happy because Garth is so loyal,
Speaker 1: so real, um and um. He and Wayne I always
Speaker 1: say that they were so called the two with the
Speaker 1: least in the town that may they drive an AMC
Speaker 1: Pacer and they live with their parents, but they were
Speaker 1: having more fun than anybody. So Wayne's World means fun,
Speaker 1: right and like and love, So oh my, I love that.
Speaker 1: And that's kind of what TikTok was. It was really dumb,
Speaker 1: but it was like fun and like, so I feel
Speaker 1: like I felt some sort I think. What I'm trying
Speaker 1: to say is Wayne's World influenced TikTok, which is my
Speaker 1: biggest I see because there's a joy joyousness to it.
Speaker 1: And um, I was. I watched something recently or someone
Speaker 1: sent me a think about George Thurago talking about the
Speaker 1: Beatles and to him when he saw them first come on,
Speaker 1: it was happiness and joy and fun. Because John F. Kennedy,
Speaker 1: our president, just got shot. The country was in a
Speaker 1: funk kind of like now and then here they come,
Speaker 1: and they were just aliens at that time. So so
Speaker 1: I get that it's cool. Yeah, you're making me really happy.
Speaker 1: I ran into some other young performers who said I
Speaker 1: influenced them, and I have to take take it on
Speaker 1: and just accept it in a way, and and it'll
Speaker 1: happen to you. You'll meet someone who's like, I got
Speaker 1: into music because of TikTok and you'll be like, really,
Speaker 1: you're being humble. You go, but you'll be like, it's flattering, right,
Speaker 1: So it's so flattering. But I also from your side,
Speaker 1: I wonder if you're like sick of the Wayne's world
Speaker 1: people coming up to you and saying like diligent or
Speaker 1: party on or any of those things. Nothing nothing, I
Speaker 1: the rhythms of it. If someone goes, if I got
Speaker 1: to spe I'm gonna spew in this anything that's rhyth
Speaker 1: nick they remember, or I think that I was gonna
Speaker 1: do What's new? Pussycap by Tom Jones for when Garth
Speaker 1: goes crazy and wants to do the love dance to
Speaker 1: his dream Girl. Oh my god, when you do think
Speaker 1: that was all all worked out? And because Steve Martin
Speaker 1: was doing a movie where he was using What's New
Speaker 1: Pussy Cap, my backup was Foxy Lady by Hendrix and
Speaker 1: So and Penelopoly Spirits did a good thing. I was
Speaker 1: facing the jukebox, you know, and then I'm just completely
Speaker 1: shaking like this, and then I come around like don't, don't,
Speaker 1: don't want you know, and it's so corny but so sweet.
Speaker 1: So I never get tired of people really sincerely, Like
Speaker 1: like the Dana Carver Show has a sketch to Stephen
Speaker 1: Colbert and I did called Skinheads from Maine. So we
Speaker 1: were guys like Ketrick farm type guys. Well I don't
Speaker 1: know a bit that you know, and you could never
Speaker 1: do it now, but I had people come up to
Speaker 1: me and go our friends. We every about every two
Speaker 1: weeks we mentioned Skinheads from Maine. It's so right, it's wrong,
Speaker 1: but it was me and Stephen Colbert. It's in that
Speaker 1: box set you're gonna get. Oh, I'm so excited. Wait,
Speaker 1: there was something else that I really loved. Oh the
Speaker 1: yelling Nazis. Oh yeah, that was Steve Carrell brought that
Speaker 1: in he had. He's got such a barrel chest and
Speaker 1: I would just dig deep. But it was Germans who
Speaker 1: say nice things. You know. It was a pleasure babysitting Cavan.
Speaker 1: You know. I didn't want to blow out your sound, guys,
Speaker 1: but I moved the Michael away. You know this yo,
Speaker 1: you know whatever it is that. Yeah, he was amazing,
Speaker 1: So that was fun to do. How do you not
Speaker 1: start laughing? Do you bite the inside of your face? Um?
Speaker 1: I laugh inside. You know. When I first got on SNL,
Speaker 1: we were told not to break in the scene because
Speaker 1: Lord Michaels thought it's it's so very much. It's like
Speaker 1: fucking Carl Burnett, which was this other brilliant show in
Speaker 1: the sixties. But they would break a lot famously during
Speaker 1: the sketch and it was hilarious. But we were told
Speaker 1: not to break or we get fired, basically, so I
Speaker 1: trained myself not to break. But Jimmy Fallon, He's start.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think Adam Sandler kind of started the
Speaker 1: idea of sort of breaking a little bit, and then
Speaker 1: Jimmy fallon game. So Thennam was fine, and now they
Speaker 1: break and Lauren's fine. Lauren is like um. He wrote
Speaker 1: the constitution of S and L. But he's adapted for
Speaker 1: the times. But yeah, that gives me makes me so happy,
Speaker 1: and um I um, I realized that the other night
Speaker 1: when these young people were really sincerely trying to tell
Speaker 1: me that, And it took me a while to kind
Speaker 1: of own it in a way because you'd be able
Speaker 1: to sort of really, no, come on, I'm not my idols.
Speaker 1: Like if I admit Peter Sellers or something, I would
Speaker 1: have been unable to talk or Andy Kaufman. You know,
Speaker 1: I was going to ask you who your favorite is?
Speaker 1: There is your favorite? Uh m hmm, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. There's just too many. I do think that
Speaker 1: um Steve Martin when he uh came out um so
Speaker 1: big and stand up. There were no real jokes. It
Speaker 1: was just playing this character in these ridiculous rhythms. But
Speaker 1: he was a big influence. I think earlier than that,
Speaker 1: some of the basic impressionists. I mean, I love people
Speaker 1: who do voices. I mean I just think they're exciting.
Speaker 1: Rich Little and Frank Gorshman, And then later on I
Speaker 1: think that Rob Williams. I was like, I loved all
Speaker 1: his spontaneity and stuff like that. He was speedier than
Speaker 1: I could ever be. But he was kind of an influence.
Speaker 1: And uh, you know Monty Python, their rhythms in those
Speaker 1: movies actually a lot of it. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: what about you? Where is your who is? Musically? Oh?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say you're my favorite musically. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I mean I do think you're an excellent drummer. And
Speaker 1: I actually I was watching your I sound like a stalker,
Speaker 1: but that is kind of why you're on my podcast
Speaker 1: is because I I made you be my friend. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's one of my great talents actually, is
Speaker 1: making people be my friends. Well, I would say that
Speaker 1: because we connected on an artistic frequency first, then me
Speaker 1: doing something artistically with a small a, you watching it,
Speaker 1: being affected by it. You becoming a pop star, rock star,
Speaker 1: or whatever you wanna call it, and you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm famous. I can call up another famous person or
Speaker 1: email them and they'll probably answer. You know, but isn't
Speaker 1: that weird that it's just I'm just stalking people? But
Speaker 1: because I'm also like have had successful songs that it's
Speaker 1: like totally fine and normal. Well, Alice Cooper is a
Speaker 1: great mentor to have. He just exudes uh, just likability
Speaker 1: and positivity, you know. I mean he's the best. He's
Speaker 1: just like a guy you want to hang out with. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and now I'm like best friends with his daughter. It's
Speaker 1: like a whole thing. He fully it's like it's your dad,
Speaker 1: So that's cool. I mean when I first had someone
Speaker 1: come up for an autograph, my wife was next to
Speaker 1: me and she goes, wow, you're famous now, and it
Speaker 1: really we just viscerally understood that everyone was unless you're
Speaker 1: Prince Harry or something not famous. Then became famous and
Speaker 1: it's such a surreal thing. I shared a masseuse in
Speaker 1: Malibu with Bob. She would also massage Bob Dylan. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, did she spill secrets about Bob Dylan. You're
Speaker 1: talking about Neil Young and Bob Dylan. I want to
Speaker 1: know everything. Well, Bob Dylan um told her an all paraphrase,
Speaker 1: but basically that he had never caught up with his fame.
Speaker 1: He just never it was so big and so explosive.
Speaker 1: You can it's like a friend. It's like a thing
Speaker 1: that's outside of you because then he's just Bob, you know.
Speaker 1: And uh, Neil Young is just really funny. He's got
Speaker 1: a great sense of humor. One night in New York
Speaker 1: having dinners like eight of us at a table, and
Speaker 1: Phil Hartman, my late great friend, which I have I
Speaker 1: do have dreams about I was gonna tell you about.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, we haven't got to any of the actually
Speaker 1: creepy stuff, but keep talking about Bob Dylan, Neil Young.
Speaker 1: That night we um Phil Hartman, and I said, let's
Speaker 1: make Neil Young die with laughter. Let's let's just let's
Speaker 1: just slay him, you know. And so we did every impression,
Speaker 1: every character, and we got him just bent over, helpless
Speaker 1: because he's given us so much joy. Um. That's my
Speaker 1: only connection to Bob Dylan, other than loving his later stuff.
Speaker 1: It's soon after midnight and I got a date with
Speaker 1: the Fairy Queen. I mean, he's rougher now, but I
Speaker 1: think his latest stuff is brilliant. And I love his art.
Speaker 1: My wife and I've gotten really into art. We go
Speaker 1: to museums and art galleries around the world pre COVID
Speaker 1: and we love Bob Dylan's art too. And um, I
Speaker 1: paint a little bit, you paint. Yeah. I want to
Speaker 1: be a living cliche comedian his sixties. He's got to
Speaker 1: have a therapist check does he paint? Double Check and
Speaker 1: you of the amazing network television show that I was
Speaker 1: completely unaware of until last night. It looks like the
Speaker 1: funniest shi I've ever seen. It's it's really cool. It's
Speaker 1: got a great, great sensibility frequency to it that's pretty consistent,
Speaker 1: and there's some great stuff that um Steve Carrol and
Speaker 1: Stephen Colbert did on that show. And when I when
Speaker 1: I see them, they're very great. They're like, oh you
Speaker 1: really you really helped me make it, you know, really,
Speaker 1: but you got on Jon Stewart show. They go, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we really needed that break. Because they're both in their
Speaker 1: early thirties. They've been passed over by SNL, which can
Speaker 1: happen if an audition goes wrong, even though they're both fantastic,
Speaker 1: and that show just gave them all this energy and creativity.
Speaker 1: And then they had tapes. They do this bit where
Speaker 1: they they are waiters who get nauseated. So there's the bus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that that Colbert told me that's what got him
Speaker 1: the Daily Show with John Stewart. Anyway, it seems like
Speaker 1: it was a place where you just gathered the people
Speaker 1: that you liked the most and truly gave them so
Speaker 1: much support and artistic freedom and like gave them this platform.
Speaker 1: It just was really I was like, oh, he's such
Speaker 1: like a sweetheart and so dedicated to just like really
Speaker 1: saying like Funk the man, which I appreciate also. And well,
Speaker 1: first of all, the two Steves, they were so likable
Speaker 1: as people. And then when I started rehearsing with them, um,
Speaker 1: I thought, well, I'm rusty. These guys are really good,
Speaker 1: you know, And then I just wanted to tell them that.
Speaker 1: And when the show got canceled, I just told them,
Speaker 1: I I said, I don't know what's going to happen,
Speaker 1: but you guys have all the talent and all the
Speaker 1: likability because I think or what have you called that
Speaker 1: to go as far as you want to go. And
Speaker 1: then they both did. So it's kind of cool. Did
Speaker 1: you know you were onto like something with them, you
Speaker 1: mean or the show? I mean kind of both. I
Speaker 1: did you know that you were getting canceled coming at all? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we had banked a sketch we were in New York.
Speaker 1: We banked a sketch where Bill Clinton Luis Kay's idea,
Speaker 1: Bill Clinton opens his coat. Bill Clinton had puppies and
Speaker 1: he was breastfeeding them, like I'm gonna breastfeed the country,
Speaker 1: and this is what we do, and I care about
Speaker 1: these puppies. Saw that much. And it was right after
Speaker 1: Home Improvement, and they saw the teats and they said,
Speaker 1: we can't show so much of them, so then we
Speaker 1: went for closer. Anyway, it's a nightmare, so they they
Speaker 1: showed us the metrics. Even back then, here's our ratings
Speaker 1: were at sixteen million when his shirt opened, Bill Clinton
Speaker 1: with the teats and the puppies started sucking, and then
Speaker 1: it went down to like three million in ninety seconds.
Speaker 1: So we we shed it about eighty five percent. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you, we shaid about percent of the audience, you know,
Speaker 1: at that time about a minute and a half. Once
Speaker 1: those teats came out and those puppies started sucking. We
Speaker 1: just lost a lot of that on because the little
Speaker 1: kid saw there gonna see some kind of fun cartoons show,
Speaker 1: and they saw tates on the president and that also
Speaker 1: a lot of people. But men are allowed to show
Speaker 1: their nipples, which is the craziest thing because you actually
Speaker 1: put a nipple into doing what a nipple is supposed
Speaker 1: to do, and everybody like screams and runs and millions
Speaker 1: and millions of people disappear. I love that we're a
Speaker 1: half hour in and we're dissecting nipples exactly where I
Speaker 1: thought this conversation. I said to my wife, I said,
Speaker 1: within thirty minutes, will be dissecting male nipples and the
Speaker 1: usefulness are not useful And she goes, that's crazy, and
Speaker 1: guess who won a bet? But it was fun and I, um,
Speaker 1: you know you kind of. I tried to be commercial,
Speaker 1: but it made me so miserable. And I've done a
Speaker 1: lot of things. I did a few things that I
Speaker 1: just didn't feel good about. So I was Robert Spiegele
Speaker 1: and I we just wanted to do the show we
Speaker 1: wanted to do, and ABC said, do what you want.
Speaker 1: I so really prime Time? Yeah, go ahead and go
Speaker 1: for it, you know. And then ABC got bought by Disney.
Speaker 1: But it's great. The show worked at lawnsome careers and
Speaker 1: then if people can watch it forever, so that's awesome.
Speaker 1: See how positive I am? Yeah, years is so well adjusted?
Speaker 1: Is that all that therapy I did? I I went
Speaker 1: to therapy for the last five years. It helped me
Speaker 1: a lot. That's good to me too. I've been in therapy.
Speaker 1: Since I can remember like fully not, I think everyone
Speaker 1: should do therapy. I think it should just be part
Speaker 1: of like life. It makes people so much lovelier. Well,
Speaker 1: the way I someone put it somewhere, I read it
Speaker 1: somewhere is that we're all cans of beans and we
Speaker 1: need someone else to read the label. So you know,
Speaker 1: you could read my label better. I could maybe read
Speaker 1: your label. But my stuff was kind of classic, um
Speaker 1: people pleasing, passive, aggressive, um, you know, I'm a nice guy,
Speaker 1: and that kind of stuff. And also just sometimes doing
Speaker 1: stuff I didn't really want to do either to please people.
Speaker 1: Stuff like that. It's a very classic structure. And the
Speaker 1: therapist said, I said, do you meet me a lot?
Speaker 1: She goes, I meet you all the time. I don't
Speaker 1: meet the narcissists. They never come in because they're happy.
Speaker 1: You know in movies where the bad guys are always
Speaker 1: very happy. Well, Mr Bond, I guess you're you know,
Speaker 1: because they're just narcissists. They don't they're not capable of empathy.
Speaker 1: And it's a sort of joyous place to be. But
Speaker 1: if you're on the empathetic structure frequency, I'll say again,
Speaker 1: it's a good place for creating art, being funny or musical,
Speaker 1: but living inside that empathy, feeling a lot. You seem
Speaker 1: like someone who feels a lot. That's that makes life,
Speaker 1: that's you know. So was that what was your number
Speaker 1: one takeaway after two or three years about yourself? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I think it was like that. I was
Speaker 1: making a list, actually, and I was when I was
Speaker 1: watching this. That's why I keep talking about the Danna
Speaker 1: garbish because I was like, it was making me realize
Speaker 1: there are rules that I want to live by artistically,
Speaker 1: and whenever I compromise those two people please, like you're saying,
Speaker 1: I end up not being as proud of my art,
Speaker 1: and even if it does really super well, I don't
Speaker 1: even like I'm like, that's not a pure reflection of
Speaker 1: who I am. So it's like really reminded me to
Speaker 1: like stick to your guns of like who you really
Speaker 1: are and be honest and just don't ever forget like
Speaker 1: where you came from. And I come from like loving
Speaker 1: punk rock and funny ship, and I just can't be
Speaker 1: somebody I'm not Like I'm supposed to be this like
Speaker 1: thing and I'm just not that thing. Well, what's become
Speaker 1: in vogue and I'm not. I'm completely agnostic about it
Speaker 1: depends on the person. But to be a businessman artist
Speaker 1: has become in vogue. You're a global brand, you're marketing.
Speaker 1: You need a certain amount of working out in the
Speaker 1: marketplace on some kind of kistins basis. So to think
Speaker 1: of yourself as a business and as a global brand,
Speaker 1: especially with with musicians, you really travel all over the world.
Speaker 1: That if you if that's a natural fit for someone's personality,
Speaker 1: God bless him. I mean, I know many comedians who
Speaker 1: can think of themselves that way as a product that
Speaker 1: they need to be consistent with their brand and market.
Speaker 1: It sounds so awful, but um, whenever I found myself
Speaker 1: in that area, I was just so miserable. Because this
Speaker 1: may sound half flutin, but basically, all I was trying
Speaker 1: to do the whole time was people who touched me
Speaker 1: either made me laugh. In the sixties, I was just
Speaker 1: in awe of comedians. I was just like their magic
Speaker 1: people and even the rhythms that I'll do in my
Speaker 1: stand up, the Beatles, led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, all that stuff.
Speaker 1: My family we were into movies. I mean, if a
Speaker 1: movie was on, like The Great Escape or in two
Speaker 1: thousand one, watch it five six times, and so all
Speaker 1: I wanted to do is influence people that way, give
Speaker 1: them the feeling I had, like pass it, pass it along.
Speaker 1: And then money and fame came in. You know, well
Speaker 1: you need money, and well I guess I should get
Speaker 1: You know, it's kind of like, you know, you get
Speaker 1: a corporate date for a hundred thousand, and you know,
Speaker 1: how do I say to my sibling, Dana doesn't want
Speaker 1: to fly? Did you go? You know, so you get
Speaker 1: you're sort of like because all this money's coming at
Speaker 1: you and he doesn't want and he wants to take
Speaker 1: a break and you and you start getting so tricked out,
Speaker 1: like well if I do that gig, I can give
Speaker 1: it to this charity or this charity, And then you
Speaker 1: get down that rabbit hole. And even well intended, normal
Speaker 1: people who manage you and are your agents, they just
Speaker 1: they're coming from such a different place. You know, when
Speaker 1: you can't when you're making the art. I'm currently making
Speaker 1: a new record, and I just have to like be
Speaker 1: exactly who I am, and I can't take into consideration
Speaker 1: with anybody else is going to think like if everybody
Speaker 1: else thinks it absolutely sucks, I'll be fine if I
Speaker 1: know I'd like. I like it, and I'm proud of it.
Speaker 1: In watching the Dana Carvey Show, I was realizing that
Speaker 1: while making minute art that I cannot compromise who I
Speaker 1: am for anybody else, or to like to cater to
Speaker 1: be quote unquote bigger, or to cater to like have
Speaker 1: more fans or have a number one record. Like. To me,
Speaker 1: that doesn't equate success. To me, success is almost like
Speaker 1: getting kicked off there. To me, that's the coolest thing
Speaker 1: you could have done, and you did it. And I
Speaker 1: was a little younger and a little bit more of
Speaker 1: a jackass, but I had a brand offer me a
Speaker 1: lot of money, like a lot of money to make
Speaker 1: some footwear, and I was like, all right, maybe I'll
Speaker 1: do that. So I'm in Brazil. My friend is telling
Speaker 1: me how if you drink your own PA, it can
Speaker 1: be good for you, and I just was like, why not.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just I'm gonna drink me on because I
Speaker 1: want to taste it. I mean, if it's not gonna
Speaker 1: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. So I drink
Speaker 1: my p and this goes on my TV show and
Speaker 1: the company no longer wants to make the shoes with
Speaker 1: me perfect and I am so because it's a Christian company, okay,
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what, I'm so happy
Speaker 1: I drank my p. No. I love that. That's in
Speaker 1: your book. That's like I drank my own p and
Speaker 1: that's like a chapter. And I lost out on like
Speaker 1: a million dollars. Well, what do you net? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. All I know is everyone's very upset
Speaker 1: with me. After the Dinner Carvey show was canceled. I
Speaker 1: always had my stand up and stuff so I could
Speaker 1: go make money. Um, and I was okay, but at
Speaker 1: one point I was offered, Okay, they're gonna do Hollywood squares. Wow,
Speaker 1: Hollywood squares. My friends from Mississippi said, Nina, that's where
Speaker 1: careers go to die. So I said, so they go, Well,
Speaker 1: it's says I got the kids, and because of my childhood,
Speaker 1: you know, I wanted to be dad, you know, and
Speaker 1: be part of the family. So I thought, they go,
Speaker 1: it's thirty nine days of tape in l A and
Speaker 1: in those this was twenty some year, twenty two years ago, Like,
Speaker 1: we'll give you ten million a year. So it ended
Speaker 1: up going five years so they offered me the Center Square.
Speaker 1: They kept pursuing me. Whoopie Goldberg finally took it and
Speaker 1: got the fifty million, and it's sort of no one
Speaker 1: even remembers it, you know. I know that was for me.
Speaker 1: It's like fifty million. You know what am I doing?
Speaker 1: I I know so many people were working nine to five,
Speaker 1: And it's just the weird part of having success and
Speaker 1: being wanting to do great work, just just how you know,
Speaker 1: or authentic work to years elf, and then having these
Speaker 1: monetary things come at you. It is just a very strange.
Speaker 1: I dare anyone not to feel conflicted by it, you know.
Speaker 1: But I did turn down that. I turned down Taco
Speaker 1: Bell for ten million. That was right as I came
Speaker 1: off as and now see, I would love to any
Speaker 1: Taco Bell representatives out there listening. I'm an avid fan
Speaker 1: of Taco Bell. But I do drink my pea, so
Speaker 1: you drink your pa and you eat your tacobout. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just gonna write just cliff notes because
Speaker 1: I'm might do. It's for Esquire magazine, my podcast with Keshi.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's not going to be any of this,
Speaker 1: but you know what I'm saying, but I usually people
Speaker 1: drink their P when they're lost in a forest. I
Speaker 1: was in a car in Brazil. It was it was
Speaker 1: actually like really warm, which was gross. I like, don't
Speaker 1: know why I didn't expect it to be warm. And
Speaker 1: I think that's the part that gross me out because
Speaker 1: just any beverage that's like room temp. Yeah. Uh. Well.
Speaker 1: On the Data carby show, I actually did a commercial
Speaker 1: commercial break. I had a mountain dew and I poured
Speaker 1: it into it and I said, what does this remind you?
Speaker 1: You know? So I think we lost a sponsor after that.
Speaker 1: So I basically talked about pe you drank P and
Speaker 1: we lost two million dollars. But you have to be
Speaker 1: true to yourself because I think that that's what you
Speaker 1: will look back. I mean, do you look back in
Speaker 1: fondness on how punk rock that was? Yeah? I do. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's the same. The interesting part, and this is the
Speaker 1: advantage that you'll have throughout your life and career. Is
Speaker 1: it if your your boat is floated and you care
Speaker 1: so much about liking your work, where you hear it
Speaker 1: and go, holy sh it, I love this, that won't
Speaker 1: leave you like you know, I was in that sort
Speaker 1: of youthful Heyday rolling Stone magazine period. But even later on,
Speaker 1: if I draw something or make up a song I
Speaker 1: put on my iPhone, I'm kind of floated in the
Speaker 1: same way. And if I share it with a couple
Speaker 1: of friends, it's a little weird. I only discovered that
Speaker 1: in the last couple of years that the fame part
Speaker 1: wasn't what got me going, you know, So anyway it'll
Speaker 1: making the good art. You could be in Nashville at
Speaker 1: eight five with your guitar and just singing, and you'll
Speaker 1: just have people go crazy. But we do live in
Speaker 1: this other age besides the branding marketing, of authenticity, and
Speaker 1: so people if they feel that from a performer that
Speaker 1: they are being authentic, they like that almost more than
Speaker 1: the real show. Like the way we're talking now is
Speaker 1: just us hanging out. So I mean that I would
Speaker 1: love to see Neil Young and Bob Dylan having this conversation.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Sam, let's see, are you Neil Young
Speaker 1: or Bob Dylan in that analogy. I guess I'll be
Speaker 1: Dylan's a little older, you can be. I don't know,
Speaker 1: you have to pick. I think they're both like they're
Speaker 1: both in my like trilogy, like The Father Son and
Speaker 1: Holy Spirit. I would say that when they You know,
Speaker 1: when I see Neeli Young on YouTube doing Old Man
Speaker 1: with that acoustic guitar and the guitar licks he's doing,
Speaker 1: the chord changes the way it fits with the melody,
Speaker 1: I kind of go, Wow, that's just that is supernatural.
Speaker 1: It is. I mean, Dylan said he can't write the
Speaker 1: same style of songs he did in the sixties. He says,
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't do it anymore, you know, but
Speaker 1: he can write other stuff. I thank you, at least
Speaker 1: for me. I don't know if it's same with you.
Speaker 1: But I write whatever I'm going through. So like, if
Speaker 1: I'm going through some really amazing heartbreak or then all
Speaker 1: those songs are really sad. But if I'm going through
Speaker 1: like a magical love story, then that's what the songs
Speaker 1: are going to be about. I can't like pretend to
Speaker 1: be super in love. If someone just broke my heart,
Speaker 1: then I I write like the songs about murder. I
Speaker 1: know that was a cool one. Thank you the body out,
Speaker 1: Thank you appreciate it. That's about Brad and you got together. No,
Speaker 1: he stayed the whole time. I just was gonna. I
Speaker 1: was planning on his I was planning his murder, and
Speaker 1: I tell him all the time, like how I would
Speaker 1: murder him, and you know all the different ways I
Speaker 1: think about murdering him. Well, I'll give you one, and
Speaker 1: then you give me your top one. Like I've always
Speaker 1: said to my wife, if I was going to murder you,
Speaker 1: this side do it. We're going for a hike. We're
Speaker 1: on a really high ridge and I go, look, honey,
Speaker 1: look a bird. Then I would just go boom, and
Speaker 1: I would and I would just go she slipped. I
Speaker 1: think that they still would look at the dirt marks
Speaker 1: and stuff, and there may be some you know, methout
Speaker 1: hiker got you on, but that that would be if
Speaker 1: I were to do it. That's that would be my tribe.
Speaker 1: How would you do it? Oh my god, mind so
Speaker 1: much more evil torturing? Well, I okay, how do I
Speaker 1: put this? I would chop off extremities and turn them
Speaker 1: into takas. And this isn't a fantasy where he cheats
Speaker 1: on me and I find out, So then he has
Speaker 1: to eat ball tacos and then I kill him and
Speaker 1: then I bury him in the backyard. Was this episode
Speaker 1: gonna be the byeline will be ball tacos and bly.
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe unless you want to bring up anything. Wall
Speaker 1: tacos is actually a great word package, Like, that's funny.
Speaker 1: What do you have it? I had some ball tacos? Okay? Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: in Montana, where I'm from, they have a thing called
Speaker 1: the Testicle Festival and it's buffalo mavels, a little bit
Speaker 1: of hot songs. Dig Anne. But I forgot you were
Speaker 1: from Montana. I love Montana. Montana is great, like for murderers.
Speaker 1: I love. We went to Montana on a road trip
Speaker 1: during quarantine in an RV and it was just the best.
Speaker 1: It's uh yeah, it's you just want to be up there.
Speaker 1: I'm from the West mostly, but I've been down my
Speaker 1: I was born in Missoula. A couple of my brothers
Speaker 1: my parents met at University of Montana there. My other
Speaker 1: brother was born in Big Timber. My mom grew up
Speaker 1: in Great Falls, and uh, we go up there flathead
Speaker 1: like whitefish. We have friends that are moving up there, well,
Speaker 1: actually relatives, like six of them are all moving to Montana.
Speaker 1: Would you ever go back there? Like, would you ever
Speaker 1: move back there? Well, I'm I'm lucky enough because I
Speaker 1: got a couple of dollars in my podcast. Remember I
Speaker 1: was sending dinner with Alec Baldwin once he goes, I
Speaker 1: got a couple of dollars in my pocket as a
Speaker 1: way of saying I can. I'd like to be able
Speaker 1: to be nomadic a little bit like I'd like to
Speaker 1: at least have two kind of residences, but they don't
Speaker 1: have to be fancy. I have one up in Ring
Speaker 1: County in the forest with redwood trees. And then I know,
Speaker 1: now my my sort of a privileged prick of first
Speaker 1: world ding dong, dang dang, that's the house that's the
Speaker 1: for you having two houses. I well, I you know,
Speaker 1: we were. I don't know. I like kind of like houses.
Speaker 1: I like to move how many house I just have one?
Speaker 1: But I was thinking about selling my trans am and
Speaker 1: buying an RV so then I could be like nomadic
Speaker 1: as well, because I like just always being on the go.
Speaker 1: I like the idea of RV trip and I like
Speaker 1: being out on the road. I like the highway between
Speaker 1: Reno and Winnemuca. I love yeah, like it's so sad,
Speaker 1: you get sad in Reno, but like the best, like
Speaker 1: the best, like Christmas lights in the day kind of sad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got that. I get pangs of anxiety for arbitrary things.
Speaker 1: Um once in a while, I'd be like this type
Speaker 1: of time of year, like I was going to junior
Speaker 1: college and all of a sudden when the daylight saving
Speaker 1: times comes suddenly, it just feels like you should get
Speaker 1: somewhere by like three fifteen, you know, like what is
Speaker 1: going on? I gotta get somewhere. And that would bring
Speaker 1: me anxiety because it gets dark so early. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: when it initially changes, I'm like, I feel like I
Speaker 1: should get home, and it's like it's like one one
Speaker 1: one third afternoon at the same thing where I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's time to be in the house, and it's like
Speaker 1: just because it's dark outside. I don't know, it's a
Speaker 1: weird thing. That might be natural though, like when the
Speaker 1: sun goes down you're supposed to be sleeping. I think
Speaker 1: it's all kind of wiring. Who are we? Where are
Speaker 1: Brad has just given me a note we would have
Speaker 1: like ten minutes. Ask him at least one creepy question. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: because this is cash and the creepies, tell me your
Speaker 1: creepiest are you a believer in the supernatural. Um, I'm yeah.
Speaker 1: I would say overall, if I had to say, is
Speaker 1: there's something supernatural going on on the planet, Yes, Okay.
Speaker 1: Do you believe in aliens? Um? I I yeah, I
Speaker 1: believe in aliens. Have they visited us? I? God, I hope.
Speaker 1: So that'd be the greatest thing ever the whole world,
Speaker 1: which is completely if aliens came down and there's some
Speaker 1: guy from the Israeli Armies a general came out that
Speaker 1: the basisn't it? Just that made me so happy to
Speaker 1: think that could be true because everybody would let go.
Speaker 1: I always thought if you took an Isis guy or
Speaker 1: a hardcore Republican or a far left Democrat and just
Speaker 1: put them in space, put them on some kind of
Speaker 1: thing at Pluto and they could see the universe, they'd
Speaker 1: all probably just start crying and hugging each other. So
Speaker 1: we need aliens, so we can just go, okay, everybody,
Speaker 1: don't take this too seriously, Aliens have come. Um. My
Speaker 1: story was something that still resonates resonates with me, and
Speaker 1: basically my wife and I were in our thirties. Um,
Speaker 1: we go to say, stay at San yashidro San Cedro Ranch.
Speaker 1: This is Coca Cola by the way, that's up near
Speaker 1: Santa Barbara, and it's nineteen ten places and Clark Gable
Speaker 1: was and who knows, just old fashioned bungalows. So we
Speaker 1: just had dinner in bed at night, and I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm suddenly feeling this pressure on me, like something's aided,
Speaker 1: which I found out later is what a nightmare is.
Speaker 1: You've talked about that, right, the horse laying on top
Speaker 1: of you. So I felt that pressure for the first time,
Speaker 1: like whoa, what the fuck? And then I totally woke up,
Speaker 1: went into the bathroom with water in my face whatever,
Speaker 1: and I thought, okay, I was an awaking dream state.
Speaker 1: That was nothing else. I came back. I felt, even
Speaker 1: to this day as awake as I am now. And
Speaker 1: it came back, except this time it was more ferocious,
Speaker 1: and then it started bouncing on me and felt angry
Speaker 1: so once it finally released. And this is part of
Speaker 1: the reason I've been married so long. My wife's were
Speaker 1: in a five star hotel. She sound asleep. I go, hi, honey,
Speaker 1: we have to leave. It's three in the morning. She said, Okay,
Speaker 1: I love how women do that second part. You know
Speaker 1: what men. My men might go oh, but women go kitty. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's the woman you want to have when you have
Speaker 1: rectile dysfunction. There's a joke. Not Um, I've been doing
Speaker 1: this a lot, you know, just for stuff anything, Just
Speaker 1: too many things add up. The refrigerator broke, We've got
Speaker 1: to empty all the food out. This year's kind of
Speaker 1: that noise just parts of life. So anyway, um, we
Speaker 1: left that night. I was absolutely shaking with nerves and
Speaker 1: we we it was stormy outside, and then we were
Speaker 1: driving down the one on one and we saw a
Speaker 1: gigantic animal upside down with its guts spilling out. And
Speaker 1: so the whole that really stayed still stayed with me
Speaker 1: to this day. But then we moved up to northern
Speaker 1: California and our house was built in nineteen twelve, and
Speaker 1: our son went in one bedroom, but then he ended
Speaker 1: up going the other bedroom with the brother. So the
Speaker 1: first time I had white noise, which I didn't know
Speaker 1: what it was, I heard at FM radio, like between channels,
Speaker 1: isn't everyone why is everyone sleeping? So went by the
Speaker 1: time I got into the bedroom, it was no noise.
Speaker 1: And then in that room too because a couple of
Speaker 1: times I slept in there, and I had the experience,
Speaker 1: same experience in only that room, which I told dan
Speaker 1: Ackroyd about. You should get dan ackroy He loves an
Speaker 1: alien from what I hear, Yes, like for real though,
Speaker 1: oh he says he met an alien. I think, so okay,
Speaker 1: this is how rumors start. I don't know. He was
Speaker 1: very interested in this, and he said you should have
Speaker 1: someone sweep that house or go up and that kind
Speaker 1: of like deep Poltergeist did. And then I, you know,
Speaker 1: I had a couple of different sightings in that house.
Speaker 1: Well you can't just blaze over it like that um
Speaker 1: in bed in the other main bedroom and then coming
Speaker 1: through the wall was a girl like in a white
Speaker 1: um dress and she just walked down the middle of
Speaker 1: the bed. And to me seeing it, it was just
Speaker 1: like and I got kind of used to these things.
Speaker 1: I got the white noise thing a few times. I
Speaker 1: got the thing holding me down a few times, and
Speaker 1: after a while I just they didn't flip me out
Speaker 1: as much. I didn't feel like I was in any danger.
Speaker 1: So the thing holding you down traveled with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would happen in San you Cedar ranch, and then
Speaker 1: it happened up there in this house built in nineteen twelve.
Speaker 1: It is really old house. In this only in this
Speaker 1: one room where my son had left that room because
Speaker 1: he would have nightmares. So we don't know if something's
Speaker 1: going on in that room. That would be a thing
Speaker 1: to bring kind of seance type person in. I have
Speaker 1: like a ghost reader, and I have these little goggles
Speaker 1: that got on Amazon, and I fancy myself. I fancy
Speaker 1: myself one of those people. Really wow, Well, can you
Speaker 1: go through this screen on this zoom and just feel it.
Speaker 1: It's four hund miles north. Let me see what I
Speaker 1: could do. You need an exorcism of your home? And
Speaker 1: did you have that? Right? I? Y? Did you mentioned
Speaker 1: that one of the things I saw are you doing? Yes?
Speaker 1: And it worked like when the thing was shaking you
Speaker 1: and like on you did it seem still aggressive? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: after the third or fourth time, I didn't push back.
Speaker 1: But when I started pushing back at the sand Year
Speaker 1: Cedar Ranch at the hotel, it was like a real
Speaker 1: It seemed angry and was kept vibrating on top of me.
Speaker 1: And remember this is me after I thought I was
Speaker 1: in a waking dream, state wide awake. So that's why
Speaker 1: it just flipped me out. I was still to this day.
Speaker 1: But after that I had it, but not not in
Speaker 1: an angry way. But it just does press on you.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not fun. Really, I think that you
Speaker 1: might be in need of an exorcism. Um, well, what
Speaker 1: was in your house? Did you ever? What was in there?
Speaker 1: Just noises or an actual heaviness in the house. I
Speaker 1: heard noises in the house. I thought I heard a
Speaker 1: voice in the house. Gosh, yeah, kind of like that.
Speaker 1: That's scary. It just made me, you know, it took
Speaker 1: me from being like so into like what I was
Speaker 1: doing and I stuff and like what I'm so busy with,
Speaker 1: and then it made me start thinking about like externally
Speaker 1: and afterlife, like what that means. And it just kind
Speaker 1: of made my brain go into the universe like fully
Speaker 1: out there. Yeah. Well, I still have dreams a few
Speaker 1: times a year. I have different I have a lot
Speaker 1: of adventure dreams. I have a lot of very scary dreams.
Speaker 1: The recent one was in a grass grassy field like
Speaker 1: an Africa, like a hundred guerrillas just look over at me.
Speaker 1: So then I start sprinting for this house and I
Speaker 1: got into it, and I got into the bathroom but
Speaker 1: it wouldn't lock, and they all came in stuff like
Speaker 1: that all all the time. Did they eat? You know?
Speaker 1: Then I guess I woke up. I have dreams where
Speaker 1: I can fly or I can levitate. I have a
Speaker 1: lot of dreams, um overlooking the ocean, and then giant
Speaker 1: waves are going and everyone's looking down and going, who
Speaker 1: look at this serf? Wow? And then finally a wave
Speaker 1: hits so hard it's oh, it's going over the bluff
Speaker 1: we're in. And I guess, just maybe if you're watching
Speaker 1: surf movies or something, you can't say Sanya suitar rench
Speaker 1: without sounding like you've had a couple of cocktails. That's okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: this is just coca cola. See, this is just daddy.
Speaker 1: You don't know me. You never knew me. That's what
Speaker 1: drunk people always say. Never story. You think you know me,
Speaker 1: but you don't. It's just a little bit of daddy.
Speaker 1: Is just you're reminding me of um Nicolas Cage. If
Speaker 1: I were to send you flowers, where would I send them?
Speaker 1: That was what he would always say when he sees someone.
Speaker 1: We did that Goofy movie together, We fell down in snow.
Speaker 1: We were just drunk in the snow what was it
Speaker 1: called Trapped in Paradise and we worked in the snow
Speaker 1: was well. It was really fun hanging out with Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 1: He made me laugh really hard. We just he was
Speaker 1: you know, the movie with Kurt Russell, Tombstone, a Western,
Speaker 1: was out then, and in the movie he tells Billy
Speaker 1: Bob Thornton's character to throw down, like pull a gun,
Speaker 1: you know, and so we that became code in the movie.
Speaker 1: If he thought I did good in a scene that day,
Speaker 1: he'd say, you really threw down. You sound so much
Speaker 1: like it, but you're so good. Okay, I have one well, no,
Speaker 1: I have two questions, but I have one real question,
Speaker 1: then one stupid question. All right, I can't do um
Speaker 1: impressions and that's like your that's your specialty. So I
Speaker 1: thought I could do a Michael Caine. That turns out
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't actually think I can. I was wondering,
Speaker 1: if you can teach that, I could maybe teach that.
Speaker 1: I that was one that I consciously wanted to learn
Speaker 1: because I love Michael Caine, and I watched Steve Coogan
Speaker 1: do it and that, and then I started doing it,
Speaker 1: and I have it on my phone this stuff I'll
Speaker 1: do on my podcast where it's not very good, but
Speaker 1: the key to it is fit. You want to try
Speaker 1: to talk like Ketcha has a head hold, just like
Speaker 1: you've got a code. You talk like you sort of
Speaker 1: hold your hold your nose in a way like it's
Speaker 1: almost like you're doing this. You could actually do that
Speaker 1: with your head and you talk like that. I think
Speaker 1: I'm Michael Kaine. Just say Monday mon Dame, moddameame my name,
Speaker 1: mard name is Okay, Mode Okaine is yes, not mad,
Speaker 1: it is okay, Marko Marco Modame my name. It's think
Speaker 1: of it phonetically. My name is Mark Mark Okay. And
Speaker 1: and art doubt. Now you go higher, art doubt. Now
Speaker 1: what we're talking about, Oh this bloody podcast. But that
Speaker 1: you know my name is Mark Okay. That's not my name.
Speaker 1: It's all the time. I have to start again by
Speaker 1: that is buck. I can't. How about Obama? How about Obama?
Speaker 1: This is a quicker one. Okay, God, Obama, that's all true.
Speaker 1: Well that's all true. That's not true. Well that's not true.
Speaker 1: That's all true. That's it. That's it, that's all true.
Speaker 1: True is Michael Kaite, that's all I should sample this.
Speaker 1: We'll do a rap song. There's no true madaeop Okay,
Speaker 1: I have one. Really, Um, I know you asked someone
Speaker 1: and what do you think you could live forever? If
Speaker 1: I if I died and then woke up that I
Speaker 1: was gonna live again. I start screaming, Yeah, I go, really,
Speaker 1: that's just that's not true. Being dead is a highly
Speaker 1: underrated state of being. Is that like your personal opinion?
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I had surgery and they put
Speaker 1: me out and then I didn't dream or anything. I
Speaker 1: was just and then they go, it's five hours later,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, that was that was? That was okay?
Speaker 1: Like that was so relaxing. Here I can do this
Speaker 1: for you because it's just so abstract. It's not a
Speaker 1: very good impression, but it's a matching as celebrity with
Speaker 1: an idea. Randomly, Jerry si felt as a serial killer.
Speaker 1: Oh that's easy. He doesn't like hugs. I'm gonna cut
Speaker 1: you upon, I'm gonna take you upont Why why are
Speaker 1: you doing this? Because I like to cut people in man.
Speaker 1: I like to get down to those linings and do
Speaker 1: the thing I want to do. So the whole key
Speaker 1: to that is that lower rhythm he does, I want
Speaker 1: to go down them or get the things up. You're
Speaker 1: that that that thing on the web where he saw
Speaker 1: you wouldn't hug you or something that's Yes, he doesn't
Speaker 1: like hugs, so it would make sense he's a serial killer. Well,
Speaker 1: when I said to Jerry, said, and you're marye's your wife.
Speaker 1: Do you have shows that you watched together? He says no,
Speaker 1: I go do you watch TV with your wife? Why?
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, So it's just Gary. He's special. He special.
Speaker 1: It was like Wayne spoiled and sign felt for what
Speaker 1: I would put on the airplane when it got bumpy,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, I don't get a hug.
Speaker 1: And now it's like PTSD. Every time I hear the
Speaker 1: goddamn bassline, B what are you doing? I know, I
Speaker 1: can't believe what going down that. Plus it's a good rhythm. MI.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing that. I could do
Speaker 1: Ja Lenno too. You know it's great, you know you
Speaker 1: do the podcast and talk about the shows. It's great.
Speaker 1: You know you'd you can't do anybody. I can't even
Speaker 1: do like a like a British accent. Do you Cockney
Speaker 1: is Michael Kaite. So that how about um, let's see
Speaker 1: what do you think? You know, a beatle thing? What
Speaker 1: do you think? What are you thinking? What do you thinking?
Speaker 1: What do you think? Can? I don't know, just go home?
Speaker 1: Do you fancy you fancy her? Fancy her fancier? Yeah? Wait,
Speaker 1: you're talking about something being up a butt or something
Speaker 1: with them? Okay, okay, that was John Lennon talking to
Speaker 1: Paul McCartney from Heaven. You know whether she's just this
Speaker 1: Kanye West? What does his wife do? Well? You know
Speaker 1: she takes pictures of a Balltom, what's so special about
Speaker 1: the bottom? It was on a normal bottom. It's a
Speaker 1: bottom two poor, It's like gold made a fan and
Speaker 1: a touched a Person's enough for thought. The family takes
Speaker 1: pictures of the bombs. That was another one. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just a question, you know, with liver Liverpudlians must
Speaker 1: be very curious because everything sounds like a question. Did
Speaker 1: you go to the store. Yeah, I went to the store.
Speaker 1: You don't sound like you're sure. Oh, I just told
Speaker 1: you I went to the store. I think my uncle
Speaker 1: is from Liverpool. He sounds like that he's from London. Well,
Speaker 1: he has teeth now, but when he didn't have teeth,
Speaker 1: sounded a lot like that. I have all the British accents.
Speaker 1: I love the more up across ones. It sounded like,
Speaker 1: you know, what we're trying to do here is something
Speaker 1: that will be very special one day, and I put
Speaker 1: it out on some sort of disc clouds. I'm wanting
Speaker 1: the Crown. I love their access so drippingly, so dreadful,
Speaker 1: and you're so good at them. I'm so bad that
Speaker 1: when I try, I just like dissolved. I think we've
Speaker 1: got I think you've got bod Nimea Bodimea Barack Obama.
Speaker 1: That's not true. But it's not true. Well it's not true.
Speaker 1: How do you do it? I sound like I just
Speaker 1: sound like imp He was kind of tough to get
Speaker 1: because it's not a whole lot there. It's like, now
Speaker 1: I'm doing um, Biden's like, here's the deal. Come on, folks,
Speaker 1: let's get real. Here's a deal. Come on. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean you just learn somebody new. It's really fun, you know,
Speaker 1: but he's he's kind of a goal one anyway. Anyways, Yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks for being on here. Um, would you like to
Speaker 1: selflessly promote yourself before you leave. Look for the Dana
Speaker 1: Carvey podcast very soon. And um, I've given I've been
Speaker 1: doing some recordings and at launch in a couple of weeks,
Speaker 1: and um, we're just we're renegades again. We don't, we don't.
Speaker 1: We don't have a corporate partner where it's like it's
Speaker 1: like because of the ABC show. No, we're just kind
Speaker 1: of doing it out there. Um, I've done. I've sent
Speaker 1: some sneak peeks to uh Anthony Faucci, you know, and
Speaker 1: he left a message your past Fauci And he left
Speaker 1: a message day in a coffee. This this thing is
Speaker 1: a piece of ship. I can't I thought COVID was bad.
Speaker 1: You are the king of all ship shows. This is
Speaker 1: Dr Anthony Faucci. I go, jeez, that's a tough review.
Speaker 1: Con't believe that. That sounds really good. Everyone should listen
Speaker 1: to that. Yeah, I'll be doing comedy. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's for me. I have a lot of tidbit little
Speaker 1: things that I do all the time, and they're not
Speaker 1: really fully formed, and so they're just fragments of I
Speaker 1: have thousands of them, so I love to just play
Speaker 1: with them. Um in in an audio sense, I enjoy it,
Speaker 1: you know. So okay, well think about Wayne's World three.
Speaker 1: I think you and Wayne's World three we can do that.
Speaker 1: We can do that, and then your whole thing is
Speaker 1: the quest, and you you find your your dad, or
Speaker 1: maybe I'll play your grandfather Garth. He'll be in a
Speaker 1: hut on a beach, you know, and you'll be like,
Speaker 1: come in. Oh, yeah, my name is Girt, my hair's
Speaker 1: kind of weight, and I got a prostate from That's
Speaker 1: a perfect place to end. Yeah. Sometimes sometimes Wayne tellt
Speaker 1: me to drink my own urine. Good right, good night
Speaker 1: by keep it creepy, keep on creeping, keep on creeping on.
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