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Speaker 2: We won't talk celebrity books.

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Speaker 3: Daddy lost his job at the factory this week. Factory

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Speaker 1: You know what I've got my pocket though, a matchbook?

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Speaker 2: We're not talking about Trump's okay, you guys.

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Speaker 3: We have sad news, but it's don't be sad. Don't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, unless you're about to jerk off to.

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Speaker 3: We love you very much. But sometimes mommy and Daddy

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Speaker 2: No, but for real, guys, So this is what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: I want you to feel safe. I don't want to

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Speaker 2: I think Rockville Center, No.

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Speaker 1: It was he was Rosevelt from the Rockfield and he

446
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Speaker 1: was just being like my mom was like she was

447
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Speaker 1: like being such a like liberal do gooder and was

448
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,560
Speaker 1: just like no, like I love my middle class black

449
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,320
Speaker 1: like neighbors and like we're staying in this town. He's

450
00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:09,880
Speaker 1: just been like I'm getting beat up every single day

451
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,560
Speaker 1: at school and like everyone is stealing my lunch money

452
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,800
Speaker 1: and calling me a huge like Jewish honky.

453
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Speaker 3: And he's like seven feet tall, like and then he

454
00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:22,080
Speaker 3: ends up going to be you for like communications for

455
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Speaker 3: like radio school, and he has like such a like

456
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,240
Speaker 3: insecurity of like, oh, I'm like such a loser and

457
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,160
Speaker 3: have such like my still getting late.

458
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Speaker 2: He's still getting laid.

459
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,960
Speaker 3: And then just like his first wife, Allison's he met

460
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,359
Speaker 3: in college, it's like he kind of acts like he's

461
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Speaker 3: so single for so long.

462
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,639
Speaker 1: But like he's also like having sex in high school,

463
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Speaker 1: which is just like, you know.

464
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Speaker 3: Some of us weren't as queer folks, like yeah, don't privilege.

465
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Speaker 1: We don't have that opportunity or I guess like we didn't,

466
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,440
Speaker 1: but now they do. But also, this is what I

467
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,320
Speaker 1: don't get. Some like kids are always having sex so young. No,

468
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,040
Speaker 1: but also gen Z doesn't have sex, and I'm like, so,

469
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Speaker 1: wait are they? Are they not?

470
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Speaker 3: I don't know cause those are also like headlines they

471
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Speaker 3: want us to hear to be like gen Z isn't

472
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,760
Speaker 3: having sex.

473
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Speaker 1: But I'm like, they are because they're on their phones.

474
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,640
Speaker 1: But then I'm like, but they're also gay and they're open.

475
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Speaker 1: I was.

476
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,919
Speaker 3: I was thrifting and there was like a mini Me

477
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Speaker 3: and Maya at the thrift store and they were like

478
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Speaker 3: Long Island Rockville Center, butch fem teens at the thrift

479
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 3: store dating, like making on, holding hands and like also

480
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Speaker 3: looking at cargoes, and I.

481
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,520
Speaker 1: Was like, hold on, so what was the FM wearing?

482
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 2: Okay, so it was like a little kind of like

483
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Speaker 2: tight jeans.

484
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:34,360
Speaker 3: Fuck, long hairs, not too big though round.

485
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 1: You're gonna be so hard right now, Okay, can we.

486
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,399
Speaker 3: Talk about the boobs in private parts and kind of

487
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,120
Speaker 3: the boobs in Howard Stern's worlds.

488
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,960
Speaker 1: They're all like huge and fake, That's.

489
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Speaker 2: What I'm saying.

490
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,680
Speaker 3: I'm like, we don't have those, like the fake boobs now,

491
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 3: don't look like that.

492
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Speaker 1: I don't know, girl, go to Miami, like you walk

493
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,760
Speaker 1: down the street, like there are massive, huge floating.

494
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 2: No, there's a massive like flotation device face tits.

495
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,119
Speaker 3: But the way they are fake in the nineties, I

496
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Speaker 3: think is different from how they.

497
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,680
Speaker 1: It was more now they were more circular.

498
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,400
Speaker 2: It was a huge balloon.

499
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Speaker 1: They were. Yeah, they were like softballs, you know what

500
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Speaker 1: I mean. Like that's like always like bam up here.

501
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 1: And now they're a little more tear dropping and like

502
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Speaker 1: more now.

503
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think there's been some progress that's sometime kind

504
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 3: of the evolution of the plastic surgery to make it

505
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Speaker 3: more like just like round and phone Kardashian. Unless this

506
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Speaker 3: like huge, you could like put a pin in it.

507
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,200
Speaker 1: It was really balloon pop city back then.

508
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Speaker 3: Let's talk about I listened to Nick Carter and WBCN

509
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Speaker 3: in the afternoon.

510
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Speaker 1: Oh mama, I listened to.

511
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,720
Speaker 3: Afternoon okay and Nick Carter could not be like more

512
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:51,880
Speaker 3: of like you know, like Stern was his idol, and

513
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 3: he had this thing called every other by Fridays.

514
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Speaker 1: That's so us and every other summer No, but yeah

515
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Speaker 1: that must have like come in supplimin.

516
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Speaker 2: No truly and it like this was my full porn.

517
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 3: Like so, by the way, this book Private Parts, it

518
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 3: starts off by like a guy pulling over to jerk

519
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 3: off to the Hard Sturd show and he was like,

520
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 3: I can't believe I'm jerking off to a call in show.

521
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 3: So by Fridays is they would have like a hot

522
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Speaker 3: buy girl who like went to BC like on BCN

523
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 3: and then they would have like hot chicks like call

524
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Speaker 3: in for her and they would like set her up

525
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 3: and the girl would like interview the three girls like

526
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 3: vying for her, and then they she would like report

527
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Speaker 3: back about like their date like a week later.

528
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Speaker 2: I was like, off that you and that is what.

529
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Speaker 3: Yeah, thrifted acid wash it and soaked mama from that.

530
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Speaker 2: And it was always a girl being like I have

531
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Speaker 2: a piercing on my clip.

532
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 3: Okay, Howard Stern even though like some people may think

533
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 3: like oh, like you know, he objectified, It's like no,

534
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 3: one else was literally just talking about lesbians as much

535
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,639
Speaker 3: as Howard start No Think, and it's like, yes, obviously

536
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 3: he was being so like in ninety stand up comedy

537
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 3: about it and being so I want to prove that

538
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,919
Speaker 3: like there are lesbians not in carpenter jeans and like

539
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 3: hiking boots and was just having like porn stars. But

540
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 3: still he was the only one kind of being like,

541
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Speaker 3: let's have like like fem for from lesbian salt.

542
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Speaker 1: There is this thing and in some ways, like the

543
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 1: culture wars kind of are the same now as they

544
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 1: were then. In some ways they've shipped obviously, like there's

545
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 1: some stuff that's taboo now that wasn't then and vice versa.

546
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: But like it reminds me of that people talk about

547
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Speaker 1: Nathan Field are being like exploitative, but I'm just like

548
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 1: when you watch Nathan show, it's like there are just

549
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 1: like real people like being real and like funny. Yeah,

550
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,479
Speaker 1: and like he is just like having janitors and like

551
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 1: Deli guys on the show and like.

552
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 2: It's just kind of ra and like antique owners.

553
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 1: And it's like I think people are like uncomfortable with

554
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 1: that because it's not someone being so media trained and

555
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 1: saying that like they're a she boss and so it's like,

556
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I.

557
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 2: Think also the Nathan Fielder thing was like.

558
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: Obviously it's separate because he's like an absurdist comedian, but

559
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 1: it's like right, people.

560
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 3: Are mad that Howard kind of was like objectifying and

561
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 3: everyone's thing is being like you're disgusting.

562
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 2: But if we think about it's.

563
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 1: Like Howard, people are masking their own disgust like with

564
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: It's like it's like or like where it's just like

565
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 1: people are grossed out by like fucking real people. Guys,

566
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 1: They're like grossed out by reality, and like they try

567
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: to mask that disgust by saying that it's like wrong

568
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 1: or exploited it for Howards starting like talk to prostates.

569
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Speaker 2: Actually well and if you can see it in the

570
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 2: way that.

571
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Speaker 1: He's also being horny.

572
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like, yes he's being horny, but he also

573
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,920
Speaker 3: he wanted to have at first a gay guy dial

574
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Speaker 3: a date skit on the show, but.

575
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 1: He was like bink Tin Blade put out a story

576
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Speaker 1: saying they were so happy that like they did this

577
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: lesbian dial a date. They were like, oh, like actually,

578
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: Howard Stern, like even the people call a shock shock

579
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 1: is like really giving a voice to.

580
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 3: Our community truly, and it was like, oh, well, let

581
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 3: me start with lesbians, because like they're more popular. They're

582
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 3: more popular, even though actually lately.

583
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 1: Now they're not okay, but this is also they was thinking.

584
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,360
Speaker 1: I was like, to lesbians, how it's searched, are always like.

585
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 2: Not, well, that's what I'm saying. They're like porn stars,

586
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 2: porn starts.

587
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 3: He wasn't having like elevating like actually awesome for theem.

588
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 1: Right, And then I like today it's like we are

589
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: kind of the same thing where it's just like the

590
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 1: conservative manosphere is just being like, well, like lesbians are

591
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 1: just like feminists with like nose parcenes and like that's

592
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 1: not hot to me, and like there aren't these like

593
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 1: buxome long right, And I feel.

594
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Speaker 3: Like I'm also just so stern and my sexuality was

595
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 3: shaped by just like hot fem for fast.

596
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:58,880
Speaker 1: Like there aren't any just like.

597
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:03,439
Speaker 2: But there are for thumbs. I know there are, No,

598
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 2: they're not like two bunny exos.

599
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 3: No, I'm sure there are couples that are like, but

600
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 3: it's like too hot bunny exos.

601
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 1: I guess like Tampa Bays is like ask I know

602
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,360
Speaker 1: that as a gas, but like those girls are still

603
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 1: being like wide flat brim, you know.

604
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 3: Well one is always a little more footge and Jo

605
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 3: just like is being flatbrim, even if they are being

606
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 3: kind of Stern and bucks.

607
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 1: But then the famin is not like so like red lips,

608
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 1: long blonde hair, She's like a little bit more brunette

609
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,120
Speaker 1: and tank top.

610
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 3: No Stern had porn stars on. Okay, but I think

611
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 3: we can all agree. But still I think people wanted

612
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 3: to act like that was like so like offensive, yet

613
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 3: at the time like they didn't even want to say

614
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 3: the word lesbian.

615
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: Right, so and he was saying it over and over.

616
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 2: Over and over.

617
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 3: So let's do a little skit here. Okay, I'll be

618
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 3: Lisa by the way. Just the first chapter of this

619
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Speaker 3: book is called Lesbians Lesbians, which is iconic. I'm a blonde.

620
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 3: People tell me I look like Catherine Oxenberg. I have

621
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 3: a really good body.

622
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: How big are your breasts?

623
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Speaker 2: Thirty sixty? I think, what do you mean? I think

624
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 2: I know her wear a bra, so I don't know

625
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 2: how big I am. I think I'm a d What.

626
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,400
Speaker 3: About your waist twenty four hips thirty six?

627
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 1: And you really dig lesbian?

628
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 3: Yes?

629
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: And how old were you when you first had lesbian sex?

630
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 2: Eighteen?

631
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: Who with a friend?

632
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 2: No, my mother's friend, an older woman sedus too, Yes,

633
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 2: she was thirty two.

634
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 3: I was really frightened when it happened, but it ended

635
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 3: up feeling really And.

636
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 1: You were fully developed at eighteen? Were you not?

637
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 3: Well?

638
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 2: Yeah? I guess so.

639
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: Your breasts were a full D cup, your body had developed.

640
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: You had hair on your body.

641
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 2: I sprout it out early.

642
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: I yes? Do you shave?

643
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? I do?

644
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: You grew him very nicely? Yes? Yeah? Close? Crop, very close? Crop?

645
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: Are you blonde? All over? Light brown? Really excellent?

646
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 3: Well, now let me ask you something. This front of

647
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 3: your mother's what did she look like?

648
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:09,719
Speaker 2: Really dark hair? She looks like Demimore with long legs

649
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 2: and big breasts and stuff. She was thin and tall.

650
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 2: She had a beautiful face.

651
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: So your mom was real young when she had you. Yeah,

652
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: So how did you end up with your mom's friend?

653
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 2: She would always come into my room and watch me change.

654
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Speaker 1: Had she ever seen you knew growing up?

655
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Speaker 2: Yeah?

656
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: Had she seen you knut at eleven twelve? I would say,

657
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: so you knew at fifteen?

658
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 3: Yeah?

659
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm so turned on. I'm acheen. That's how horny.

660
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Speaker 1: I am for you because you look like Katherine Oxenbourg

661
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Speaker 1: from Dynasty, the long blonde hair, the perfect but perfect

662
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Speaker 1: and you've runway modeled. I'm offering you to the lesbian

663
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Speaker 1: community today. Am I not the greatest friend of the

664
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Speaker 1: lesbian community? Do lesbians adore Howard Stern? If any of

665
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Speaker 1: you freaking homemost say a bad thing about me again,

666
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to complain to somebody in the gay organizations.

667
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: So what were you wearing the day she came over?

668
00:29:53,440 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: You're probably in your sleep wear, weren't you? Fuck night

669
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 1: came I remember that as a kid, and like I

670
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: was with my nanny and I had like a succession

671
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: of all these different nannies and like multiple nannies listen to.

672
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 2: Struct like your nannies were.

673
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: So they're all so stern because like they were these

674
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: like badass babies that is with like scrunches on the

675
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:20,719
Speaker 1: gearship Like at this one baby sit are with like

676
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 1: the ford Ex flour with the scrunch.

677
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:30,719
Speaker 3: Scrunch is like that's like a cockring, Like that's an

678
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 3: eighties cock craw.

679
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: Like I'm Adam eight years old. It's seven fifteen in

680
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: the morning and driving to school, there's scrunches on the

681
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: gear ship, and Howard certain just being like, all right,

682
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: so I've got three prostitutes and one of a vegetarian.

683
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna smell the vaginas. I'm gonna smell the

684
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: vaginas right now, and I'm gonna tell you which one's

685
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: a vegan, all right? And Robin's like, how hard Howard?

686
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: Come on?

687
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 2: Who about?

688
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:59,719
Speaker 3: Also the dynamic between him and Robin is she is

689
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 3: I'm on and is the voice of reason. But she's

690
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 3: also smelling pussy.

691
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

692
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 2: I mean like she's not being.

693
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 3: Like, oh god, constantly eye roll because she's like, okay,

694
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 3: let me smell.

695
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 1: Because she's not the one saying just like oh no, Howard,

696
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: need to respect women. She's looking at these women just

697
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: being like not this house.

698
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, she would be like, well, yours to be here?

699
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 6: Yeah?

700
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: And I think that also, like is actually more respectful

701
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: to just be like, well, listen, I'm gonna treat this

702
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: like a real human being who's been insane. And it

703
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: is like coming on a radio.

704
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 3: Show now, not having the dynamic of like this woman

705
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 3: is nagging me, yes, you know yes? And so his

706
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 3: wife in the book is Alison. They were married from

707
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 3: nineteen seventy eight to two thousand and one.

708
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: It's interesting the devotionally few years after the whole book

709
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: movie thing, because the movie ends with them like him

710
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: being like, I got my kids, my wife, my number

711
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: one radio show. I couldn't be happy.

712
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 3: I could cheat it like now, like finally that I'm famous,

713
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 3: I could cheat on her. And you know a few

714
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 3: instances were like he almost does, but then he sees

715
00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 3: her and he's like.

716
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 2: You know what all I need is Allison.

717
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 3: And he says in interviews like, well, kind of the

718
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 3: only thing I really haven't talked about is because of

719
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 3: my divorce. And he was like, it's because I have

720
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 3: my like three wonderful just like conservative Jewish daughters. One

721
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:20,719
Speaker 3: of his daughters like is a rabbi?

722
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: Wait?

723
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 2: Really seriously? Yeah, oh Howard Stern.

724
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: That is so Stern. Wait, that's really funny, I.

725
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 2: Know, which also is a very identical.

726
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: Your rabbi is Howard Stern's daughter, just like Rebecca Stern.

727
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 2: Literally Rebecca Stern.

728
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 3: And I think it's like he does fall into this

729
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 3: classic like sometimes you know, it's like the craziest comedians

730
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 3: and shock jocks and actors like really do not lead

731
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 3: a crazy life because it's like it's left all for

732
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 3: the show.

733
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: But also like to be up at like five in

734
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 1: the morning every day. You can't literally can't be crazy.

735
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: You're like going to bed early.

736
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 3: There's an interview with all a Sudden. They're like, oh,

737
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 3: is he always jerking off at home? And she's like,

738
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 3: I actually have never like walked in on him drinking off. Yeah,

739
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 3: And he always talks about like, oh, well, I have

740
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 3: to wake up so early, so I have to drink

741
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 3: off so I can fall asleep satterly.

742
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 2: And then she's like, well, I haven't seen that.

743
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: I mean, I will say this, honey, it's easy to

744
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: masturbate and have your partner not know your mask well right.

745
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 2: Also, I'm sure he's masterman is taking two minutes.

746
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: And I jack off. I can see my boyfriend in

747
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: the other room through our interior window. I'm at my desk. Okay,

748
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: he's at the kitchen table. I'm jacking off. I'm watching porn.

749
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,719
Speaker 1: I'm on the headphones.

750
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 2: You run huge, I got my cans on. I got

751
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 2: on the cans Are they the same ones you podcast?

752
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: Fuck? Yeah, they are.

753
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 3: Imagine you have like special porn headphones that are like,

754
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 3: actually more of these big beads.

755
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 1: I want like really high sound quality.

756
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 3: Five hundred dollar apples canceling to watch just like three

757
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 3: minutes of Oh, what's the one that I always like watching?

758
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: Oh? Fun size boys?

759
00:33:59,080 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 2: I know they small.

760
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: It's like the top is really big and the bottom

761
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: is really small.

762
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 2: Binner. It's like, yeah, but I have to tell you,

763
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 2: this is such a stirring question.

764
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: I asked.

765
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 3: We were having a conversation about sex on Saturday, you

766
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 3: and me and some.

767
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 2: Friends, and then I came home and I asked mine.

768
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 2: I was like, would you like sleep with someone with

769
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 2: one leg?

770
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 6: Wait?

771
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: Is so stir We were having that gobble to speak

772
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 1: up and she.

773
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 2: Goes in a second. In a second, she goes, of course,

774
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 2: in a second.

775
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: We all got that one girlfriend who's too woke. She's like,

776
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:35,959
Speaker 1: I would never.

777
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 3: It was like, come on, in a second, you answer

778
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 3: that one really fast. She seeused to be different, Like

779
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 3: they're not covered in boils, it's just one leg.

780
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 1: Oh, so the monkey po's victim doesn't get fucked by

781
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 1: your fiance. That's real nice.

782
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 2: So the boils community stay away from her.

783
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: As I said, I am, I would probably suck a

784
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 1: guy with one arm before one leg. Right, there's part

785
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: of me that thinks there would be like really cute,

786
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 1: like marry a guy with one arm?

787
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,959
Speaker 3: See is that condescending though you're saying it's be really

788
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 3: cute of me. Yeah, yes, not really cute of him,

789
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 3: be really cute of you.

790
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 2: Oh no.

791
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: And I'm mean honest about that, And it would be

792
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 1: kind of saving me to do that. But I mean, like,

793
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: obviously personality be everything. I just picture a guy with

794
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: one arm beings so like sweet, you know what I mean?

795
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 2: And you think one like this chip on his shoulder

796
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,839
Speaker 2: kind of No, it's obviously all about it. I don't

797
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 2: care about looks.

798
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 3: It's always about personality and brain and values of respect.

799
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: Way to find if love is really blind.

800
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 3: I want to talk about just some anal stuff because

801
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 3: one of the first interviews I remember ever reading with

802
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 3: Howard Stern was that he had anal fishers, like being

803
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 3: eleven and like opening up a rolling stone and.

804
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a fishers?

805
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:56,399
Speaker 2: No, an anal fisher, So that's like I don't think

806
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 2: I have.

807
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: So what happens is it's like it's just like tiny

808
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 1: little referations in the anal wall. So it's like little

809
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: like cuts or like holes. But you can get it

810
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: from not having a fibercent enough diet. So people think

811
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: you get it from getting fucked by so many like

812
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: knife cocks, yeah, and like getting like too ravaged. But

813
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: I actually had it once when I was living in

814
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,240
Speaker 1: France in my early twenties.

815
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 2: Oh, because you were being so full grawl, I.

816
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 1: Think so, And I was like two pete and that

817
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: I just like had to take and it like it

818
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: was just painful. It just like hurt to like shit

819
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: and wipe, and so I would have to kind of

820
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 1: like make a like a sitz bath kind of yeah,

821
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: just like a two inch warm water bath in the

822
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: bottom of the shower and kind of squat in that.

823
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: And it was kind of annoying.

824
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 2: I mean maybe I have had them, but I don't think.

825
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 2: I mean there's been times where.

826
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 1: White does it hurt?

827
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:44,839
Speaker 2: No?

828
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: Has it ever?

829
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:47,479
Speaker 2: Sure?

830
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 3: At like one point, yeah, after a rough go at it.

831
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: But he he says this thing that his mom didn't

832
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 1: a white.

833
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 3: So he says, which again this whole book is like

834
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 3: origin of wait, do I have the wiping page? Here?

835
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 1: It goes Lily, I didn't write down that, but he

836
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 1: says his mom like didn't teach him how to wipe any.

837
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 3: Properly, and of course he is bing the mother. Yeah,

838
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 3: it's kind of classic searching for father's.

839
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: Approval while blaming them the mother for.

840
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 2: All your sexual well shortcomings.

841
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's the edible complex. It's like, because the.

842
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 2: Mom's complex, you want to fuck the mom.

843
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, and when she doesn't let you, that's what fucks

844
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: you up.

845
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 3: But it sounds like he says she has an obsession

846
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 3: with his private regions.

847
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that is weird.

848
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 2: It's a little more different.

849
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: Basically, he's washing his underwear until he's like eighteen, like

850
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: really vigorously and then going through with the fine tooth colms. Yeah,

851
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: with the family when there's skid marks.

852
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 3: And being like, oh, don't touch that. I'm washing like

853
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 3: Howard's accident underpants.

854
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 2: I mean it's humiliating. It is humiliating, but and she

855
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 2: denies it in the movie. End of the book.

856
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 1: I think like anything that a mom does to son

857
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: is going to be like sexually humiliating on some level,

858
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Whereas the dad it's like.

859
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 2: More this emotional kind of like you're nothing.

860
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: I guess, like there's an emasculation there too, But I

861
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 1: think because the dad though, is like threatened by the son.

862
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: Like the dad is ultimately like, well, the son is

863
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: my replacement, and so like.

864
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,959
Speaker 3: The father maybe wishes the mother was going through his underwear. Yes,

865
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 3: but then he calls his mom on the show and

866
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,879
Speaker 3: asks like if she's celibate, and she's like, no, I'm not, yeah,

867
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 3: which is so iconic.

868
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: It's like, yes, her father and I do have sex.

869
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 3: And he's been like ew, like do you have anal?

870
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,720
Speaker 3: And she's been like, oh, how.

871
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: Should we call your mom right now and ask him

872
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: the last time she had sex.

873
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 3: Was maybe, well, your parents are still together, let's call yours.

874
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 2: I'm very curious. I think I know when the last.

875
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: Time my mom had sex was May seventh.

876
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,399
Speaker 2: I'd like know that, like three five.

877
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: There's a Trump sighting in this book, Yeah.

878
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 2: He says Trump one of my most interesting guests.

879
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: He says, the only man who's a bigger germophobe than him.

880
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,240
Speaker 2: Which also makes so much sense.

881
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: He's just like so hand sanitizer.

882
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:19,959
Speaker 2: Right, and like getting so dry with his hands.

883
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: Well, that's why because he's so like McDonald's, because like

884
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 1: McDonald's is like not real foods, Like he doesn't like

885
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 1: like real things hands touching.

886
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 3: That's like if you were to have some gorgeous meal

887
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 3: at new restaurant, howked dot bay it, Yeah, Trump go

888
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 3: there because no it's a small kitchen.

889
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 2: Yes, And he does want people like touching.

890
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: He only wants like food that's been like windexed. It's

891
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,319
Speaker 1: like that's why he likes McDonald.

892
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 2: Since windex food that has like just been defrosted.

893
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: And he's so like wet ones and like everything getting

894
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: wet ones and.

895
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 3: Like dude wipes and just like cleaning his mouth with

896
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 3: windecks and so Howard is like, oh, you must have

897
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 3: like slapped with so many people, and then like Donald

898
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 3: is kind of like, oh, but like I'm sketched by germs.

899
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: And it goes with all those girls just growing around with.

900
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 1: Aren't you afraid of aids? I asked jerremphobia is the

901
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 1: problem that Donna admitted. You have to be selective. It's

902
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 1: pretty dangerous out there. It's like Vietnam dating is my

903
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: personal Vietnam. Howard just grows. I love that quote. He's

904
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: always one of my best guys. It's like, I love

905
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: that great of a quote.

906
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 2: I know I love him.

907
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 3: It's funny the people that like who he hates and

908
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 3: who he like loves, and it is very like nineties

909
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 3: in this I mean, this book is nineties. But he's like,

910
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 3: I hate Madonna because she's so full of herself.

911
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, of course he hates because like

912
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,320
Speaker 1: Madonna is, she takes herself so serious. She's really pretentious

913
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: and she's earned the right to be. But it's like

914
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 1: that's not him. It's like he loves Sandra Bernhard and

915
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 1: I'm Madonna.

916
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 3: He's like, can we talk about you and Madonna and

917
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 3: your sexual relationship again, elevating lesbians.

918
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,479
Speaker 1: And he loves John Rivers of course, and like they're

919
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 1: always joshing each other and making fun of each other.

920
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,919
Speaker 3: And he is making fun of Joan Rivers for crying

921
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 3: about her dead husband so much, which is such.

922
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,399
Speaker 2: A like Joan Rivers thing to do.

923
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: I love that. I felt like that was such a

924
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: tribute to Joan the little junk want that she would

925
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: totally want that she would love someone to like drag

926
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 1: her for talking about death husband like ad nauseum, and

927
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: like people would be too afraid to say that about her.

928
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 3: I also, I was obsessed he does have a stance

929
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 3: on like gay people the end where he's like, people

930
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 3: think being gay is biological, but I think it's just

931
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 3: men like putting off the future.

932
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: Oh and it's like immaturity.

933
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 3: It's immaturity because it's like you're putting off having a

934
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 3: family and you're just being like, oh, what if I

935
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 3: played with boys from longer?

936
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 1: I mean tea, that's true as someone who just had

937
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 1: a child.

938
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 2: Well, so now gay guys can adopt cats?

939
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? Am I so gay? It's the question.

940
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 2: Well, but as you said, a boy cat.

941
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I feel like our friends were like, wait,

942
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 3: are you do you consider him your son? You're like sometimes,

943
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 3: but also we're all three brothers and it's a sick

944
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 3: sexual game.

945
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 1: But it's also desexualizing the way like I will admit, like,

946
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: you know, since we got a cat, are we having SYXO?

947
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: Gonna be a little bit loud, like yes, there's a

948
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 1: litter box in our bedroom, you know what I mean.

949
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: But that's also sleeps in between us at night. So

950
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: it's like a little you know, long.

951
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 3: Term relationships, it's up, it's down sometimes it's.

952
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, every second. I mean, we're also having new.

953
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 2: Cat sex totally, totally.

954
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: Which is incredible.

955
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 3: So if you're wondering, committed new cat sex is amazing,

956
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 3: Like the time we are having sex, you're like, oh,

957
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 3: and it's not about quantity, it's about and it's so

958
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 3: romantic and committed and you're looking at each other's eyes

959
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 3: being so like should we do automatic chewy pantents? Because

960
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 3: my question with lesbians though, is then that is the reverse.

961
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 3: It's almost this hypermaturity because if the opposite of the

962
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 3: stereotype about lesbians are to u haul and to like

963
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 3: buy a house and like start a farm and like

964
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 3: adopt like so many refugees.

965
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 2: So if Howard is saying gay guys.

966
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: Oh, gay guys are immature, lesbians are like hypermature. They're

967
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 1: like running towards old age.

968
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like sprinting.

969
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 3: But then so is he he very like being more

970
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 3: just like classic, just like Jewish straight guy of like

971
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 3: the eighties getting married at like twenty two.

972
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like to like one of his like first

973
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: second girlfriend.

974
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 2: Right because he was like, well, she's into me.

975
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: And this is what comes back to him of being

976
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: so just like traditional in this way because it's just

977
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: like he like went to school for communications like wanting

978
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 1: to work on radio, married his college girlfriend, like just

979
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,720
Speaker 1: his way up in the radio industry. Like that was it.

980
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: It was such a linear track, right.

981
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 3: Like he gets one advertising job for like six months,

982
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 3: and I just love that. He was always like I

983
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 3: want to have like a comedy show. Like it was

984
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 3: like less about like the music. Yeah, which is so

985
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 3: funny thinking of like Howard even like having to play

986
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 3: music because by the time we were listening to Howard with

987
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 3: your Babysitters.

988
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 1: Or whatever, let me throw on an AC DC track.

989
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like syndicated just talk in the morning.

990
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: There's something about human verbal communication and talking that like

991
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: helps your body get ready for the day and where

992
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 1: music feels too evening.

993
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 2: And that's why.

994
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 3: Also like morning radio shows are always the craziest and

995
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 3: it's a prank phone call.

996
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: No, they have an insane amount of energy because they

997
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: need to like make up for your lack of energy.

998
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 2: As you're the coffee.

999
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 3: And they're also literally waking up at two am to

1000
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 3: get to the studio by four. And again this is

1001
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,919
Speaker 3: me manifesting reading this, I was like.

1002
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 2: I know, like radio is over, but I'm like I

1003
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 2: would love I know.

1004
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: I was feeling this further work on radio, and like

1005
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: just the magic of it of a going into this

1006
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: and you know that's why I have I will say,

1007
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: I've loved so much coming here, coming.

1008
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 2: Here, that's the best part, like of course.

1009
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 3: Our producers and talking with you, but literally to get

1010
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 3: off at the fifty seventh Street stop.

1011
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: And like come up to this office overlooking Midtown Manhattan

1012
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: out the window, to be on a microphone in a

1013
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: studio with the little clock taking in the corner, like

1014
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: and the on.

1015
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 2: Air it makes me feel so howard.

1016
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the fucking jocks I listened to as a kid,

1017
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 1: well closet an eight year old.

1018
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:23,040
Speaker 3: The studio is set up like more radio, less podcast

1019
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 3: and like less like couch and like frame photos of

1020
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 3: like mister show behind us. This has feltmore radio, which

1021
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,919
Speaker 3: has been like such a dream and I do feel

1022
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 3: like so grateful like that we've gotten to have this time.

1023
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: Okay, there's a lot more I want to talk about

1024
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: because I do want to get into his like drum

1025
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,760
Speaker 1: with NBC, and also.

1026
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 2: You should talk about that in part two.

1027
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: I should talk about that in Part two, which is

1028
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: coming out this Friday on Patreon dot com CBC the pod,

1029
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: but should we maybe do our iHeart muckbang.

1030
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, let's do a muff bang.

1031
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: And then okay, I'm gonna go raid the iHeart kitchen

1032
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: fridge and like just steal random girl salads because this

1033
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,439
Speaker 1: is our last day here, and what are they gonna

1034
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:09,839
Speaker 1: do with fire us? Okay, you guys, I heard fidge

1035
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: is so bare and it's so sad, like all the

1036
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: lorens are gone. Okay, we have a box of blueberries

1037
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 1: that are not rotten, thank you very much. There was

1038
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:23,399
Speaker 1: this weird bag that was full of all these unmarked, like.

1039
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 3: Holding up really pulpy juices. I just fear that those

1040
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 3: are from literally a year ago. And that's where we

1041
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 3: get food poisoning from press.

1042
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: It's like this turmeric thing and there was a ton

1043
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: of But if it's sealed right.

1044
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 3: I don't know, because I've heard of friends getting food

1045
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,760
Speaker 3: poisoning from juice press.

1046
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 2: Are you serious it's from the bottled juices?

1047
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 1: Okay, here we have someone's like little lunch bag. There

1048
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: is garlicky Trader Joe's Seasoning Blend. This is the saddest

1049
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: office on earth. Someone is bringing their own Trader season

1050
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 1: Blend seasoning blend. And then there's just like a bag

1051
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: of granola inside.

1052
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 3: Well, this is very how we're talking about how don

1053
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 3: Imus got a limo and he was always just taking

1054
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 3: the subway to work.

1055
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: We can eat this granola. This is fine.

1056
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll try the seasoning plund.

1057
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 6: Hmm.

1058
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a little I would say it's a little stale.

1059
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: Do you want to try this? And it's actually very sweet.

1060
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: Whoever this trader Joe's person is Okay, bagged trees. So

1061
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: there was like a whole box of this from we

1062
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 1: Lura Strong cell cellular function booster. It was like from

1063
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 1: some company Okay and adh coq ten collagen dietary supplement.

1064
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 2: This granola, it's kind of citrusy.

1065
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: And this expires February twenty twenty five. So this is like,

1066
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: oh that's good. I'll take that all right. So let's

1067
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: try these wellness stocks.

1068
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 2: I love my Shelvel wellness shot. You always feel like

1069
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 2: you're fixing everything.

1070
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:51,879
Speaker 1: A doctor before if you are planning surgery.

1071
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 2: Wait, sorry, before you take this.

1072
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: You can't have this if you're having surgery.

1073
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,320
Speaker 2: So that kind of makes it seem like it actually

1074
00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 2: does something.

1075
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: I doubt it. I mean, what's it doctor?

1076
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 3: If you're nursing pregnant medical condition, planning surgery.

1077
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: These statements have not been a valuable pending.

1078
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 4: Uh oh tastes like orange juice, mango juice.

1079
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 3: I was expecting something so much stronger. Yeah, more of

1080
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:25,240
Speaker 3: a ginger shot.

1081
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 1: It's not really that gingery.

1082
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 2: It's kind of a thick mango. I mean it's good.

1083
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: Actually because of it's not good the way it lingers

1084
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 1: on it out. Actually don't like it.

1085
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 3: That's the aluminum that if you're planning surgery.

1086
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,240
Speaker 1: We've got a Cafe latte Premiere protein shake.

1087
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 2: Oh, let's do that.

1088
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 3: Poor girl brought that and was like, no, I forgot

1089
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 3: about it.

1090
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:47,320
Speaker 1: There's something very nineties about this. One of my nannies

1091
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 1: used to drink slim Fast, my first nanny.

1092
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 2: It's one of the most nanny drinks.

1093
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: And I remember like opening the pantry and seems so

1094
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 1: much slim Fast and just being like, so, it's like

1095
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 1: chocolate milk. I think the biggest blow is actually gross.

1096
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 1: I am calling it. I think it's gross.

1097
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,280
Speaker 2: I'm fine with that. I'm getting into the willower.

1098
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,239
Speaker 3: My babysitter would do slim Fast, but then I feel

1099
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 3: like also be so eating a sleeve of non fat

1100
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 3: like cookies.

1101
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: Right, and it's just like, well if you're having the

1102
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: whole sleeve.

1103
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 3: Even though they're non fat. And again it's like the

1104
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 3: nineties was all about.

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00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: Is also gross, no fast gross. Oh wait, there's a

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00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 1: string cheese. This will be good.

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00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 2: Let me try the seasoning blend.

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00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 3: I always think unless it is made by like a

1109
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 3: cool southern man, it is such a chicken rub. Seasoning

1110
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 3: lends are scams. Speaking of scams, it's always just like

1111
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 3: human paprik and garlic powder mixed together. And then it's

1112
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 3: always like Tony Smokey's like, amazing chicken.

1113
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 1: You're kind of like, well, I have those I could

1114
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: just use those spices.

1115
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 2: Okay, it smells like pizza place.

1116
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: The spring cheese tastes like string cheese.

1117
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,439
Speaker 3: Just to let you guys know, see, here's the thing,

1118
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 3: this is actually kind of good.

1119
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: The trader Joe is eating your words.

1120
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,360
Speaker 2: It's mince garlic, sea salt, like parsley red pepper.

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00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: When you try someone the string cheese, Wait.

1122
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 3: Why don't you give me a piece of string cheese

1123
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 3: and let's both put the seasoning on it.

1124
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 2: This is what I call pizza.

1125
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 1: That string Oh it does smell like pizza, and it

1126
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: looks it has like red pepper in a reguar. It

1127
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:18,760
Speaker 1: looks like pizza. This was just pizza.

1128
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:25,839
Speaker 2: Slapped with that one. Mama Josephine Ate, here's why we're

1129
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 2: not stern.

1130
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 3: Is the most chaotic thing we can think of doing

1131
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 3: is having expired Walura shots.

1132
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 2: But that's just our generation, okay, And I'm not trying

1133
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 2: to copy.

1134
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 1: No, And like, while Lura is comedy to us, and

1135
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: it's like that's fine.

1136
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1137
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 3: I mean when my most iconic moment working for when

1138
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 3: I work for Springer, which I feel like they are

1139
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 3: too kind of go in tandem with each other. Except

1140
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 3: the difference is like Jerry's whole thing is that like

1141
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 3: he kind of pretends like he has like no idea

1142
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 3: what's going on, and he just like shows up and

1143
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 3: is like, so, you know, what do you think about this?

1144
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: But I think he has I don't think they're the

1145
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,919
Speaker 1: same because I don't think that he possesses the same

1146
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 1: like curiosity that Howard String.

1147
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 2: No, No, that's not what I'm saying.

1148
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 3: I'm more like when people are like, you're exposing trash

1149
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:13,359
Speaker 3: to America.

1150
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: Oh, they are revealing their own disgust for the underclass.

1151
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 3: Absolute and he's being like, okay, well if you think

1152
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 3: they're trash, yeah, No, I think Springer had much more.

1153
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 2: You know. That's to get into his Psyche's another episode.

1154
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 3: But the episode I worked on was about beast reality

1155
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 3: and I had to walk a goat.

1156
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: Wait that somebody was fucking.

1157
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 3: Yeah outside of the studio because they brought in all

1158
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 3: these farm animals and they use some.

1159
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,240
Speaker 1: Of them and it was like this like some podunk

1160
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: farmer being like, yes, I do, fuck my goat.

1161
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it was him admitting to her, confronting him,

1162
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 3: being like you fuck goats.

1163
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,479
Speaker 2: You're not fucking me enough. You're fucking the goats too much.

1164
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:53,840
Speaker 3: So then he shaved her head because she was like,

1165
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 3: sheer me like a sheep, because that's like what you're into.

1166
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just good television, Like that's just produce.

1167
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 2: That's I mean, it wasn't real.

1168
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: There.

1169
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:06,479
Speaker 3: He paid her five hundred dollars to shave her head,

1170
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 3: and I remember seeing her after. She was in a

1171
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 3: huge Rainfores's Cafe tied eye T shirt and her head

1172
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 3: was just shaved and I was like, damn, how you look.

1173
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 2: See? Uh yeah, But not to Howard for a second.

1174
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 3: I think the way he played with the executives is

1175
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 3: so funny, and he was so fearless. I think at

1176
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 3: that point he also knew he was number one in

1177
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 3: the country. So it's like he had that confidence behind him.

1178
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 3: But he had that confidence, you know before when he

1179
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 3: was in Detroit and was just like, this is a

1180
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 3: small station. So and I think what it took is

1181
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 3: like in the beginning he was being a little more

1182
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 3: like random disc jockey and then you know, his wife

1183
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:51,800
Speaker 3: said to him.

1184
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 2: I like, coming, you're just yourself.

1185
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 1: I love that seeing the movie. Yeah, and it's so true.

1186
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: And people like us the most when it's just.

1187
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 2: Us, right, just respond to being real.

1188
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 1: And so if you want to hear more, ask go

1189
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 1: to Patron. Complete the bottom. All right, you guys, we

1190
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 1: have to wrap up part one of this episode, but

1191
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: we are going to get into the round.

1192
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 2: Let's talk more about our contract.

1193
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: You guys, this isn't the end. Don't be sad. We're

1194
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 1: still here.

1195
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 2: We're still here, We're.

1196
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: Still doing this.

1197
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 2: We are very reachable.

1198
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: Yep. Okay, So if you want to keep listening to

1199
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: the pod, you have to add a Patreon and Lily,

1200
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: can I just say I love you, dog. I mean

1201
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: that from the bottom of my heart. This show is

1202
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: so fun because I get to come to talk to

1203
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 1: my best friend every week for multiple hours. And every

1204
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: time that I feel like I don't want to do

1205
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: it or that I'm like, oh, this is like not

1206
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: the direction I want my life to be going in.

1207
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:51,959
Speaker 1: Or I'm bored, or I'm tired, or I'm hung over,

1208
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: or I'm sad because I'm going to break up. It's like,

1209
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 1: I come here, we talk and we laugh, We have

1210
00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 1: so much fun, and you're such a genius and you're

1211
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: so smart, and you're so and you're so good. You

1212
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 1: don't just lift me up when I fall, but you

1213
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: fill in every gap that I didn't even know I

1214
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 1: had in my mind, and you just you fill it in.

1215
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 1: You paint the picture with me, baby, and I feel

1216
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,439
Speaker 1: so supported and I feel like so at ease every

1217
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,759
Speaker 1: time because I'm just like, I know that you know,

1218
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: no matter what I say, You're gonna be able to

1219
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,360
Speaker 1: go with it. And that is just you know, it's huge,

1220
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:26,720
Speaker 1: from one robin to another.

1221
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 2: It's like the Tale of two Robs.

1222
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 1: So thank you for being on this journey with me.

1223
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: And I can't wait to see where.

1224
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 2: Its How do I even follow that? Okay, yeah, I'm

1225
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:44,920
Speaker 2: like from the moment I lay.

1226
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 3: Were summer camp, so we're a stummer camp. But no,

1227
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 3: I mean it's so crazy. It's like, yes, you're my

1228
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 3: partner in crime, and I'm always like, oh, Stephen, but

1229
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 3: it's like it's kind of there.

1230
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 2: Go Stephen again.

1231
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:08,240
Speaker 3: He's trap sing in, he's wearing seven scars. I can't

1232
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 3: believe how lucky I am to talk to you every day. Well, okay,

1233
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 3: you guys, you joined the patroon enough we might.

1234
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 1: Do every day.

1235
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 2: We can do it every day, you know, I'm saying.

1236
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 3: It's like it's insane. You're so smart, Like I'm intimidated

1237
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 3: by house are you are?

1238
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 4: Oh?

1239
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: Stop at No, I won't.

1240
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 2: You're literally like a genius no.

1241
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 3: I know.

1242
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 1: Anywhere?

1243
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and almost to your detriment, I think.

1244
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1245
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,359
Speaker 3: So that's why I don't tell you often how how

1246
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 3: genius you are, because I think it's your genius for

1247
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 3: your good that sometimes you stop yourself from what you can.

1248
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:49,880
Speaker 1: Do right, and like the lesson of Stern is just

1249
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: like go for.

1250
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 2: It, keep on going.

1251
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 3: And it's like I always used to think, oh, I

1252
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:58,239
Speaker 3: have to hide behind a character, but I can't do

1253
00:55:58,360 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 3: that with you.

1254
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 2: I mean, sure we can do a voice.

1255
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 3: We can do our cold opens, but you'll see right

1256
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 3: through it's just being real right here on the ground.

1257
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:07,879
Speaker 2: And it's true.

1258
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:09,839
Speaker 3: I mean there have been times back in the old

1259
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 3: days when I mean some of the hardest times in

1260
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 3: my life and people were like, oh, are you sure

1261
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 3: you want to like record, maybe like take a beat,

1262
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 3: and I was like, no, what am I going to do?

1263
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 2: Stay home?

1264
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:22,720
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1265
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 2: What makes me feel better?

1266
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,439
Speaker 3: Literally, nothing makes me feel better than I'm just again

1267
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 3: this goddamn I getting in the fit fucking studio and

1268
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:31,760
Speaker 3: talking with you Cloud kids.

1269
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,839
Speaker 1: Thank you for being out on this journey so far.

1270
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 1: We will see you on Patreon. Stay tuned for part two,

1271
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 1: where we would talk more about sturing. We'll do segments,

1272
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: but we'll also really just like reveal the tea.

1273
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 2: In part two. Yeah, oh okay, cool. Yeah, people like, wait,

1274
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 2: but how does he live?

1275
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you'll they'll find out on Friday.

1276
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 2: This is just our corporate era. We had our Indian era.

1277
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 1: Right and now we're moving into our like user supported era.

1278
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of our modern twenty twenty five just like

1279
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:00,800
Speaker 3: classic yeah, direct consum Yeah.

1280
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,240
Speaker 1: Rah called DT motherfucking sea bitch.

1281
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 2: Let's get this bag together. Yeah, literally, let's get this

1282
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 2: bag bitches.

1283
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 1: Let's make this bred New York cityst girls.

1284
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 2: Get ready with me to leave the iHeart Studio for

1285
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:15,399
Speaker 2: the last time.

1286
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I love you, Kay, love you. We'll see

1287
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 1: you on Patreon, see you on patreon dot com plus.

1288
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 3: The pod Patreon dot com, slash CBC, the pod best Best,

1289
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 3: Let's say the best. This podcast was produced by iHeartMedia,

1290
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 3: which is owned by Clear Channel, which was purchased for

1291
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 3: five hundred and eighty dollars eighteen.

1292
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 1: We would like to extend a huge thank you to

1293
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: Bobby Pittman, Bye boy CEO of Casa Dragones Tequila and

1294
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 1: the owner of a yacht on which I have done

1295
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 1: bumps of caviar.

1296
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 2: Just because we're leaving iHeart, the golf game is still on. Okay,

1297
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that. Okay, you're not getting away from me.

1298
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 3: Do you bring the tequila shout out. I want to

1299
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 3: thank the hallway at iHeart.

1300
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 1: The psychotic like CIA torture device hallway that plays music

1301
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 1: in like a really janky way based on your foot movement.

1302
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 3: I want to thank our first front dust girl at iHeart.

1303
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 1: Marisol, Yes, I miss her.

1304
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 2: It was so iconic.

1305
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she was like a temper and she contracted

1306
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: right out of here.

1307
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 3: And I remember she was I was so sad when

1308
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:34,240
Speaker 3: she left, and now we're the ones leaving.

1309
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 1: I want to thank Abigail, the current current front.

1310
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 3: Dust girl who rocks it and open socked away and

1311
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 3: every time I think we're going to bring her on

1312
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 3: with you, I want to get to know her.

1313
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1314
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,680
Speaker 2: I want to thank all the girls we don't recognize.

1315
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 1: Here and we will continue to never know your names,

1316
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 1: but in my mind you're all Lauren Darby Masters. You've

1317
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 1: produced the ship out of the show for two years.

1318
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: We wouldn't be who we are today without you.

1319
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 2: No, I think I would have changed my name.

1320
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: I want to thank a Boo Zafar, our associate producer

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Speaker 1: who has rocked sated himself down and I want to think,

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Speaker 1: but he killed it on the engineering, you know, but

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Speaker 1: you came in. You were a pinch hitter at first.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? That's insane. You were just the alternate

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Speaker 1: and now now full time, Okay, you're the big one.

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Speaker 1: You're out lasting us and you're seeing us come and go.

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Speaker 1: I almost like you're the future. I will carry the CV.

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Speaker 1: You have to carry the flag forward to carry a retort.

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Speaker 1: Oh God. I want to thank our.

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Speaker 3: Executive producer, the one and only Christina.

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Speaker 1: We've never met you, we probably never will. I feel

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Speaker 1: like John McCain handing over the Republican Party to Sarah

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Speaker 1: Palin in two thousand and eight after he lost the election.

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Speaker 3: I want to think Megan McCain, who is an associate

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Speaker 3: producer on this podcast.

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Speaker 2: She gave us all of our talking points.

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Speaker 1: And she's still our freethinking sister, Megan McKay.

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Speaker 3: I want to thank our other freethinking sister, Chelsea Gabbert, who.

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Speaker 1: Used to this podcast we read Prologue projects. Yes, thank

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Speaker 1: you to Prologue for kicking us off. Kick us off.

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Speaker 1: What a journey we had. You got us here, you

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Speaker 1: helped us make money, and now no one's making money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just cool and that's the cycle of life.

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Speaker 3: I want to thank my friend Steven Freakin' Phillip's.

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Speaker 1: Horst for two and on my dope ask music production and.

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Speaker 2: I know music is your dream. Get no, give me

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Speaker 2: a moment.

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Speaker 3: I know you don't want to be here, you want

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Speaker 3: to be out at the festivals and the E d

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Speaker 3: M clubs.

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Speaker 1: And maybe I will now that I have more time.

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Speaker 3: And finally, maybe you can become like a Moby a

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Speaker 3: cover band.

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Speaker 1: I do want to be like a Late in Life

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Speaker 1: movie and I can do that. You literally can, and

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Speaker 1: I will. And if you guys like my music production,

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Speaker 1: you can hear more of it over at patreon dot

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Speaker 1: coms to student the pod, where I have several versus

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Speaker 1: of the theme song that I trot out every week.

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Speaker 1: You never know what you're gonna get, but there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of cool songs happening over there.

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Speaker 3: I want to thank Teddy blakes Ro for doing our

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Speaker 3: cover art and now our massive soundboard cover art is

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Speaker 3: sitting in my car and it's so heavy and I

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Speaker 3: need Oh wait, Patreon drive, does someone want to buy

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Speaker 3: a huge.

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Speaker 1: I love the idea of this. Credit's going on for

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Speaker 1: like ten minutes. It's just that background music. It's a

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Speaker 1: still can like over and over and over and over.

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Speaker 1: Agun but serious, you guys.

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Speaker 3: Thank our overloords iHeart for giving us a salary for

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Speaker 3: two years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like we did successfully scan them into giving this

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Speaker 1: money for a frankly very niche podcast, So.

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Speaker 3: Kind a salary for like a public school teacher just

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Speaker 3: starting out.

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Speaker 1: But still that was the level of power. But you know,

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Speaker 1: we still appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: No, it's huge, So not anyone else out there.

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Speaker 1: The security guard who like finally started recognizing me after

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Speaker 1: two years of coming to this office, Yes.

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Speaker 2: I do see you guys.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 3: Shout out to the Duncan Lounge, a floor we have

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Speaker 3: never been to in this building. I want to thank

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Speaker 3: all the Midtown establishments that charge those drinks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to the tanning salon that stephen.

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Speaker 3: You and we can still come back to Midtown we will,

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Speaker 3: but thank you to our heart team.

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Speaker 2: Bless y'all. Bless y'all while to feel so blessed.

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Speaker 1: And we'll see you on the flip side.

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Speaker 3: Do you want Patreon dot com

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Speaker 2: Thirty minutes of credits Obsessed