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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's another on

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Speaker 1: the twenty. I'm moving nine point five. Hello, Hi, I

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Speaker 1: was looking to speak with Dean. This is Dean. Hello Dean,

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Speaker 1: my name is Pastor Doug. I spoke with your fiance

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Speaker 1: Julie earlier this week. I hope you're having a blessed day.

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Speaker 1: Oh I am. Thank you. Yeah, she mentioned you, well

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Speaker 1: hopefully she said good things. Oh yeah, of course, of course.

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Speaker 1: Well I feel honored to be a part of your ceremony. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you said, she speaks very highly of you. So

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Speaker 1: you know, we're just very glad that you could do

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Speaker 1: it and your schedule is available. Thank you, and the

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Speaker 1: Lord thanks you for the compliment as well, because I

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Speaker 1: am nothing without him. Oh yeah, sure, I agree. Yeah. Well, anyway,

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Speaker 1: before the wedding, I thought it would be good if

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Speaker 1: we spent some time together to get to know each

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Speaker 1: other a little bit. Um Yeah, okay, okay, wonderful. Sure

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Speaker 1: we could maybe hit the bars pound a few corps

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Speaker 1: lights and read Bible verses to all the centers there.

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Speaker 1: What do you think? Um, I'm kidding, Dean. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: yeah you kind of sir me off? I bet I did. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Pastor Doug doesn't party hard good at least not that

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Speaker 1: you know of. Oh right, Yeah, anyway, as your wedding pastor,

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Speaker 1: I do need to ask a few personal questions before

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Speaker 1: proceed I hope that's okay, Yeah, sure, okay, wonderful. Well,

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Speaker 1: first of all, have you ever been with a woman before? Um? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: perhaps I should read, perhaps I should rephrase, how well

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Speaker 1: do you know your way around the female body? Excuse me? Well,

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Speaker 1: because you know, Dean, the female body is a wonderful thing,

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Speaker 1: full of all sorts of hills and valleys and interesting

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Speaker 1: surprises around every corner. Is this something we should really

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Speaker 1: be talking about? Well? Yes, I mean you're you're getting married,

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Speaker 1: and this is one of the parts of marriage, is

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Speaker 1: being able to experience the female body. I know, but

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Speaker 1: Julie and I have been together for a while, so

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Speaker 1: I think we're fine. You know, you shouldn't just take

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Speaker 1: my word for it. I think what we should do

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Speaker 1: is we should schedule some time when you can come

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Speaker 1: over to my office and we can watch some videos together.

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Speaker 1: This is a joke, kind of like the bar thing

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Speaker 1: you said earlier. Right, Oh no, no, I do this

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Speaker 1: with every couple before the wedding. I think preparing for

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Speaker 1: the wedding night is also one of the most important

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Speaker 1: things you can do before a wedding. And I have

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Speaker 1: a nice collection softcore and a few hardcore favorites that

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Speaker 1: we can watch as well. I'm sorry, but um, Dean,

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Speaker 1: Dean think that's a good idea. Remember this, Even if

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Speaker 1: you think you know where certain things are on a woman,

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Speaker 1: there's nothing like watching the real thing and high deaf

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Speaker 1: with your pastor. Really, you know, Pastor dud, I gotta

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Speaker 1: be honest, I don't really know if you should be

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Speaker 1: officiating this wedding. I need to talk to me about

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Speaker 1: this layer. Why don't you come to my office. Like

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Speaker 1: I said, we can watch some of these videos. We

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Speaker 1: can even have some wine from the communion closet. It's

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Speaker 1: really going to be a great learning experience and God

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Speaker 1: wants you to learn. Dean. No, Pastor doud, You're you're

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Speaker 1: kind of creeping me out. This is getting a little

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Speaker 1: weird now, I really am going to have to talk

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Speaker 1: to Julia about this, and I'm sorry, but I want

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Speaker 1: to talk to her about probably doing a different, you know,

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Speaker 1: a different direction with you know, speaking of going in

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Speaker 1: a different direction. Pastor Doug's body also has a lot

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Speaker 1: of nooks and crannies, and I do have enough no

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Speaker 1: sacramental wine that could loosen those nooks and crannies. Right up,

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Speaker 1: you're okay, you're not understanding. Look, things you're saying to

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Speaker 1: me are not appropriate. I am not going to watch

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Speaker 1: porn with my pastor. Oh dear me. This is not

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Speaker 1: something that people do and I'm just not going to

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Speaker 1: be a part of this. Well, if it piques your

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Speaker 1: interests a little bit more. There is some marijuana that

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Speaker 1: I confiscated from some of the people in our youth

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Speaker 1: group the other day, we could also part take a

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Speaker 1: little of that. No, no, look, you don't even sound

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Speaker 1: like a pastor. Okay, you're just a bad person. Well,

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Speaker 1: all of that is correct. I'm not a pastor and

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Speaker 1: I'm not the best person most times. You're not a pastor. No,

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Speaker 1: then what are you? Oh? I host a radio show,

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Speaker 1: because this is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewil in

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Speaker 1: the Morning doing a phone tap on you and your fiance.

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Speaker 1: Julie set you up. Oh my god, you She said

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Speaker 1: you were nervous about meeting with the pastor for your

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Speaker 1: wedding because you're not a religious dude, and she thought

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Speaker 1: she'd scary a little bit. Oh my god, I'm literally sweating.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I do have some towels that we could

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Speaker 1: use to tall off that sweat. Week up every morning

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