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Speaker 2: some great listener comments before we get to the podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of our listener Roger Alverado today because he
Speaker 2: said he's listening on the toilet right now.
Speaker 1: And that was the other day, so I wonder where
Speaker 1: he is today for the second day, same time every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a system.
Speaker 1: I tell my husband all the time.
Speaker 2: I'm like, man, there's no way you have to go
Speaker 2: at the same time every day.
Speaker 1: Wait till you have to go. And Roger, do you
Speaker 1: listen to us the whole time you're in there? Is
Speaker 1: like part of it, you know. I got questions and
Speaker 1: maybe stays for a long time.
Speaker 3: Radio I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it all right, Hey, thanks for being here again,
Speaker 2: and let's get this started. It's your second date update
Speaker 2: only right here on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Second date Update. Are you guys up to mission impossible?
Speaker 4: With me and a listener today?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm into it.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? Are you gonna hang from
Speaker 2: a ceiling? Or you're gonna jump out of a plan?
Speaker 4: Her name is Sasha And if this call doesn't go well,
Speaker 4: we might have to wear dark outfits and black hats. Yes,
Speaker 4: and Brook, do you have any peanut butter you want
Speaker 4: to smear all over your face?
Speaker 1: I always I probably have some on my face for
Speaker 1: my breakfast.
Speaker 2: Still this morning, I usually do a peanut butter and
Speaker 2: still because.
Speaker 4: We do, we might need a camo and go covert here,
Speaker 4: but yes, because we could be on a reconnaissance mission today.
Speaker 4: That all started with the first date, which ended up
Speaker 4: at a guy's place you leave their girl. We're gonna
Speaker 4: find out first. Let's welcome Sasha to the show. Sasha,
Speaker 4: how you doing?
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm better now that I'm talking to somebody about this.
Speaker 3: So I imagine you were like hiding somewhere in his house,
Speaker 3: like I.
Speaker 1: Need you, I have my kip. You ready, let's go.
Speaker 4: We're ready for action. So start at the beginning, Sasha,
Speaker 4: tell us what happened with this guy?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 5: I met this guy named Marcus online. Okay, and aside
Speaker 5: from like me, is super attractive, like Paul and like
Speaker 5: Caulled all the stuff. And I was like, I'm really
Speaker 5: into tennant and he's really into tendans. So that was
Speaker 5: the one thing that I was like, Okay, So we
Speaker 5: started talking or whatever, and he was like thinking of
Speaker 5: stuff that was kind of out the box. And so
Speaker 5: there was like a local festival. I don't know how.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you'll heard of the dinal drunk Fest, right,
Speaker 5: So what.
Speaker 6: Drunk fest?
Speaker 1: I want to go? Do you get drunk and roar
Speaker 1: like a segastory you get.
Speaker 5: Drunk, but I'm like the drunk fest, but it's the
Speaker 5: drink fest where you get drunk, you feel me? You
Speaker 5: got it?
Speaker 4: Have you this more?
Speaker 2: Because I know if I'm following, where are the dinosaurs
Speaker 2: come into play?
Speaker 5: I'm a little hungover. I can't even lie a little
Speaker 5: hungover because I did I did go out last night. Anyway,
Speaker 5: It's like this festival where everybody wears like these inflatable
Speaker 5: t Rex costumes. Okay, I thought it was a little weird,
Speaker 5: but I was just like, you know what, I'm really
Speaker 5: attracted to him and let's do something.
Speaker 2: But he's still attracted to a guy who shows up
Speaker 2: to your dating an inflatable t Rex costume.
Speaker 5: Fun.
Speaker 4: She's also supposed to be in the t Rex costume too, so.
Speaker 1: It's well, could you share one so that it's like
Speaker 1: you're hanging out.
Speaker 5: Still that idea.
Speaker 4: This is some hot Jurassic action that we're about to
Speaker 4: get into. So how did it go?
Speaker 5: So we're going drinking in the outfits and then like
Speaker 5: for some reason they had a rock wall. Now imagine
Speaker 5: like the whole costume is plastic and you have like
Speaker 5: kind of like climb a wall, so like you we're falling.
Speaker 2: It was had not about when you land, yeah, because
Speaker 2: it depends on how much you've drunk too.
Speaker 1: Did you do the rock waller? Is this just something
Speaker 1: he did?
Speaker 2: He did?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 5: And I was like, you know what, I've had enough
Speaker 5: of dinal world, Like.
Speaker 3: Let's go. But good for you. You went on your
Speaker 3: comfort zone for a whole.
Speaker 1: Hour hour and a half and it sounds like you
Speaker 1: had fun and you had.
Speaker 3: A good time.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I had a good time, but
Speaker 5: I did it, Okay, still.
Speaker 2: Proud of you, and he still liked him because you
Speaker 2: guys left together, Okay.
Speaker 5: He was like, well, you want to go back to
Speaker 5: my place, and I'm like yeah. Then he mentioned like
Speaker 5: having some more drinks and would be like I needed
Speaker 5: more to drink, but whatever, let's just get out.
Speaker 3: Of here and like, yo, get drunk at your house.
Speaker 2: Usually that's like decisions like this is why the dinosaurs don't.
Speaker 1: Roam the earth.
Speaker 4: Okay, so that's how you end up back at Marcus's Apartay, yes.
Speaker 5: So we go back. We're chilling more dreams, end up
Speaker 5: watching movie till like eventually after a while, I'm like,
Speaker 5: I didn't realized. It was like three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 5: I get up at six to go to work.
Speaker 1: Oh day, don't you sleep at that point? No, you're
Speaker 1: not sober at work the next.
Speaker 4: Day, I can tell you that, So what do you do?
Speaker 6: So I ordered uber, I rushed out.
Speaker 5: So then the next day get to work realize, oh
Speaker 5: my god, I left my earrings and they were like
Speaker 5: not just some ordinary earrings, they're like my diamond stud earring.
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean you were on a date, so you
Speaker 3: probably wore the good stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't even have any good stuff,
Speaker 1: so good for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So I reached out to him and like, no reply.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's the worst two because you leave it
Speaker 2: actually on accident and everyone assumes you're doing it so
Speaker 2: that the guy calls you again and you're like, no, honestly.
Speaker 3: She may honestly told his friends like, guys, she purposely
Speaker 3: left her stuff here flagged. They're all probably telling him, dude,
Speaker 3: that's not a good you.
Speaker 1: Guys talk to their friends about that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 3: It's more like, dude, she took my hoodie.
Speaker 4: This is working well, So where are you at with Marcus?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 5: Well, after a while I was like, okay, no, lood
Speaker 5: are my earrings I need?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 5: So he didn't. He never replied back, and I just
Speaker 5: went back to his house and I rang the doorbell
Speaker 5: and like and what I ring the doorbell and somebody
Speaker 5: else answer the door.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 5: It was a guy, all right, And I was like,
Speaker 5: because the one was there the night before and he
Speaker 5: never said anything about a roommate. And I said, hey,
Speaker 5: you know I'm looking for Marcus. I was here last night.
Speaker 5: I left my ear rings and he hadn't take me back.
Speaker 5: And they were like, I don't know what you talk about, Marcus.
Speaker 1: What were they were playing dumb? Was it a joke?
Speaker 5: I mean, if they were playing dumb, they were a
Speaker 5: really good actor, because he was just like, I don't
Speaker 5: know what you talk about.
Speaker 4: Well, you have been drinking for like many many hours
Speaker 4: in a dinosaur costume, and after that too.
Speaker 1: So what are you thinking? Like wrong door? Is that
Speaker 1: what you mean?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Probably wrong with but so okay, now we're gonna call
Speaker 4: Marcus for you and try and help you get your
Speaker 4: earrings back. Do you want a date too?
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm open to it. I just kind of
Speaker 5: really want to know why did he like hurt me
Speaker 5: like that?
Speaker 2: Like why does no one else want to know who
Speaker 2: the random guy in his house was.
Speaker 4: I don't even know if that wasn't.
Speaker 3: I think we all assume it's the wrong house, right,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: We have a lot of questions to ask this guy.
Speaker 4: Once we get him on the phone, we're gonna come
Speaker 4: back and try and get you your second date update.
Speaker 4: Right after this second date update, if you're just joining
Speaker 4: us for the second date update. We have two objectives today.
Speaker 4: The main objective recovering some precious belongings. We're putting love
Speaker 4: on the back seat just for the beginning, because we
Speaker 4: need to help Sasha get her ear rings back.
Speaker 2: Her diamonds more than just ear rings, Seriously, it's so important.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize, but she left them at a guy
Speaker 4: named Marcus's apartment after they hung out all night. And
Speaker 4: the weird part was she texted him to get them
Speaker 4: act he didn't respond to her, so she actually physically
Speaker 4: went to his place the next day and a different
Speaker 4: guy answered his door and said, I don't know, Marcus.
Speaker 4: Marcus doesn't live here.
Speaker 5: Do you think he.
Speaker 1: Moved moved out in the middle of the night.
Speaker 4: Is it possible you scared him completely out of his
Speaker 4: own building? Sasha, I doubt that.
Speaker 5: Like, we had a really good night, and I don't
Speaker 5: know why he wouldn't like take me back. I'm like,
Speaker 5: did he sell them? Like, I don't know it's where the.
Speaker 3: Guys like I have no idea what you're talking about, too.
Speaker 4: She had said she was drinking a lot, so we
Speaker 4: don't even know if it was the right place that
Speaker 4: she went back to a lot of things to answer.
Speaker 4: So let's just call Marcus if this actually is Marcus's number,
Speaker 4: and see what he has to say. But here we go. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 4: we're looking for Marcus.
Speaker 6: H who's calling.
Speaker 4: We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 4: the Morning.
Speaker 1: Pretty fun, good morning.
Speaker 4: You could tell by the tone of my co host
Speaker 4: voice how fun we are.
Speaker 3: I'm the fun one. What's up market, Marcus?
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. I did sound like you or
Speaker 1: when I said that. Yeah, okay, Marcus, are you there?
Speaker 6: Yeah, good morning everyone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry to like barge in on your life like this,
Speaker 4: but we're doing something called the Second Date Update, and
Speaker 4: we're trying to help me.
Speaker 6: I'm I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: We're we're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and
Speaker 4: we're trying to help out one of our listeners named
Speaker 4: Sasha that you actually went on a date with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, drink it with Dino's right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was crazy crazy.
Speaker 3: It was kind of a crazy night.
Speaker 2: Well, we also heard you went up a rock wall
Speaker 2: and a trap, so I think crazy suits the event.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was. I was messed up that night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we heard, we heard there was some positives and
Speaker 4: some also negatives from the date. Because Sasha said that
Speaker 4: she left her ear rings at your apartment and texted
Speaker 4: you about it and you never responded.
Speaker 6: She tried to pull on those Cinderella acts on me.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, Marcus.
Speaker 2: It was not a move. It was not like a
Speaker 2: ploy to get you to call her back. She honestly
Speaker 2: forgot them.
Speaker 4: But what did you what did you call it a
Speaker 4: Cinderella act?
Speaker 6: Yeah? I'm sorry, were you there?
Speaker 1: But I talked to her.
Speaker 2: I talked to her, and I can tell that, like, okay, listen,
Speaker 2: if if a woman leaves something at your house and
Speaker 2: it's all an act, it's not going to be her
Speaker 2: diamond ear rings.
Speaker 1: It's something that she could totally toss.
Speaker 4: We don't know they're real diamonds, exactly.
Speaker 6: I don't have a diamond I don't have a diamond detector.
Speaker 6: I don't know if their real diamonds, But not the less,
Speaker 6: I know she left them intentionally at my house. I
Speaker 6: know this.
Speaker 1: Why why you know?
Speaker 4: How do you know that?
Speaker 6: How do I know this? I can tell like it
Speaker 6: happened to me before.
Speaker 3: Well, it's happened to all of us dudes. But imagine
Speaker 3: if it really is an accident.
Speaker 6: Bro, Listen, she can have an ear rings back. I
Speaker 6: don't want them. Well, what the heck I need them for?
Speaker 1: Then why aren't you texting her bag?
Speaker 6: The reason why I haven't touched the back because I
Speaker 6: don't want her showing up at my house that she
Speaker 6: did the other day.
Speaker 1: Your house.
Speaker 4: We okay, she told us that she actually went back
Speaker 4: to get the ear rings that but somebody else answered
Speaker 4: the door that you didn't live there.
Speaker 6: No even know you exactly. That's my little younger brother.
Speaker 6: I gave him instructions, well what to say, what to
Speaker 6: do when I'm not wrong?
Speaker 1: Now I just give her the earring.
Speaker 6: Yes, true, Listen, she just popped over my house on
Speaker 6: some shady like she It was just listen, you didn't
Speaker 6: even get the text messages.
Speaker 4: You know that she's doing it on purpose, just to
Speaker 4: try and like get back into your life and trying
Speaker 4: to get an another date with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yes, and she would have gotten another date if she
Speaker 6: did not pull this stunt.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's not a stunt.
Speaker 4: We don't look, we don't really know what the intentions
Speaker 4: were behind it. The only thing we can do at
Speaker 4: this point is bring Sasha on the phone.
Speaker 6: Right now.
Speaker 4: I mean, I know it's not a great book, but
Speaker 4: the truth is she's been secretly listening on the other
Speaker 4: line waiting to talk to you.
Speaker 1: You got to use the word secret.
Speaker 4: Well, it wasn't open, So what else do you call it? Sasha?
Speaker 6: Are you there? Hey?
Speaker 5: Marcus?
Speaker 6: Oh man, what are you pulling this now?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: Do you know I would I really appreciate it if
Speaker 5: you didn't have your little brother answer the door, and
Speaker 5: if you could have come to the door and given
Speaker 5: my ear rings yourself.
Speaker 4: Well I think he would have appreciated if you had
Speaker 4: warned him that you were going to show up to
Speaker 4: his apartment. I invited.
Speaker 1: You know what, You're bad? He's gonna warn him. But
Speaker 1: there's no response.
Speaker 4: Clearly Marcus was scared of her.
Speaker 2: Oh god, this is he huns out with her until
Speaker 2: three in the morning.
Speaker 6: You weren't that scared, Marcus, come on the drunk and
Speaker 6: stupor the whole time she was?
Speaker 3: So were you?
Speaker 4: You're the one that fell off the rock wall, Marcus.
Speaker 5: Okay, Vaginal drink Fest is where you take me on
Speaker 5: a first date. You have the nerves me right now? Really,
Speaker 5: I just.
Speaker 6: I got you. I will give you your ear rings back.
Speaker 6: But that's what I'll send it to you. I need
Speaker 6: an address to send these earrings to you.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to show up at her house?
Speaker 4: Marcus?
Speaker 1: Is that what you try?
Speaker 6: I'm not trying to show up at the house. No,
Speaker 6: I'm not trying to show up at the house either.
Speaker 4: Before we started like exchanging addresses with each other, Sasha,
Speaker 4: Marcus is accusing you of leaving the ear rings there
Speaker 4: on purpose, trying to Cinderella him to meet like trying
Speaker 4: to make sure you meet up with him again.
Speaker 5: Right, that's shady. That's not what happens.
Speaker 4: You're saying.
Speaker 5: No, No, I didn't leave on purpose, but I have
Speaker 5: done that before, like five other time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Marcus, you weren't even work, but you don't.
Speaker 5: Done earrings that night?
Speaker 4: So okay, can you see like her perspective? I mean
Speaker 4: it sounds like, Marcus, maybe you have a little bit
Speaker 4: of bad experiences in the past.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I'm gonna say trust issues.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, sure, listen.
Speaker 6: She just admitted that she left the ear rings at
Speaker 6: other places, like at least five different times.
Speaker 3: Marcus.
Speaker 2: Don't be so righteous, all right, You've done shady stuff
Speaker 2: before too.
Speaker 6: We all have. She's gonna leave her ear rings, and
Speaker 6: you know she's gonna leave her children.
Speaker 3: How do we make that jump?
Speaker 6: Honestly, you girl did that to me before she left
Speaker 6: the kids here. Wait, really, guys, we did it because
Speaker 6: she wanted to come back the next day to see me.
Speaker 4: Not to see her children, to see Marcius.
Speaker 1: Actually, that's a pretty genius move.
Speaker 4: There's no children all well, Marcus, you clearly got a
Speaker 4: little bit of PSD from your past experiences.
Speaker 1: With women, So do those children.
Speaker 4: It sounds like Sasha did not do this on purpose,
Speaker 4: and you yourself said that you would have gone out
Speaker 4: with her had it not been for the text and
Speaker 4: the showing up to the apartment craziness. So what we
Speaker 4: would like to do before we start exchanging addresses, is
Speaker 4: offered to send you guys out on a date that
Speaker 4: we would pay for, and then you can bring the
Speaker 4: ear rings and give them back to her in.
Speaker 1: Person, and we're paying for it, clean.
Speaker 4: Slate, no dino outfits.
Speaker 3: I think for you too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I think I think she said no, Well,
Speaker 2: your little brother can come along with.
Speaker 5: I don't want to second date with him. I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: I just want my earring.
Speaker 3: Okay, you please give her her earrings.
Speaker 1: Bro I think you're gonna have to show up to
Speaker 1: his house and get them.
Speaker 6: She can have them. They're not even real diamonds.
Speaker 1: That was below the belt market.
Speaker 4: Okay, we will pay to have them diamond tested for validity,
Speaker 4: and then we'll send them back over to Sasha's place.
Speaker 6: Maybe that could be our day we all get together
Speaker 6: and we can check to see the.
Speaker 5: Kind of romantic I won't even waste my time with
Speaker 5: that you got. You get the earrings, just to be
Speaker 5: directly because I don't want to see don O Brough anymore.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, well, no love connection, but at least sounds
Speaker 4: like we recovered the jewelry that she wanted.
Speaker 1: We're almost like a pawnshop at this point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.