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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of My Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously most

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Speaker 1: crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today

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Speaker 1: we talk about I'm a little disappointed at how few

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Speaker 1: dicks I've seen saying vagina forever. You got a blotched circumcision?

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Speaker 1: Is it time to ride the bull? Here we go.

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Speaker 1: Start your engines ring minging ming, ming, ming ming ming,

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Speaker 1: ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming mink.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's the Yeah, we're here, we're queer. We want

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Speaker 1: to drink beer. Yeah, where is the beer? It's probably here, guys.

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Speaker 1: Is huge. This is it. This is the moment we've

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Speaker 1: all been dreading and waiting for. At the same time,

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Speaker 1: we're in the bros Are Lake of the Bark's Missouri.

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Speaker 1: Uh geors, why aren't you wearing your sunglasses? Dude, we're

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Speaker 1: all wearing where they are. Like I thought we were

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Speaker 1: doing it in solidarity. I had my headphones on and

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Speaker 1: like it squeezes the side of my head. Give me

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Speaker 1: a little bit of we we all got matching Oakley's

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Speaker 1: thanks to my buddy at Teba Jefferson or collective Buddy,

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Speaker 1: and he he got us all. Uh, Oakley's for the

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Speaker 1: Bros arcs so. And the thing about Oakley's is they're great. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're awesome. You'd look cool. They're not a sponsor in

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Speaker 1: the podcast, but we would love them, madam than you are.

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Speaker 1: They still making the ones over the top of your head?

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Speaker 1: I think they. I think they tried to bring him back.

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Speaker 1: Did we have those in the last episode of Workaholics?

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Speaker 1: Did I still have the pair? I still I have that,

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Speaker 1: the ones that that wrap up like this, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: right over the top of the two over the top,

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Speaker 1: so tight, and there's no nose bridge on those, right,

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Speaker 1: it's like two separately. Yeah. No, they're like just kind

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Speaker 1: of like on your eyes. It's It's fucking cool, dude,

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Speaker 1: it's future ship. We show off our cool T shirts. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: Hey we did it, divines monk Angels. I love that this.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where they got this photo of its

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Speaker 1: pretty fucking great off your shirt. Yeah, your dickhead. Dickheads

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Speaker 1: getting married, this dickhead And if you're listening and you're

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Speaker 1: not watching, it says this dick head is getting married,

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Speaker 1: and then it's got like a giant Harry bald cock

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Speaker 1: and shaft or like in my head is the head?

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Speaker 1: Did you kind of look my my actual head does

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Speaker 1: sort of resemble like a head of a cock. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't even realize until now that, until right now,

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Speaker 1: it really makes a lot of sense of where you

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Speaker 1: can kind of actually see it in real life. So

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Speaker 1: it is. It is. The guy's got in late last night.

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Speaker 1: They got in about ten o'clock, not that late, and

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Speaker 1: then we drank until about three am. Yeah bay be, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm the wild guy probably you guys, Yeah I was.

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Speaker 1: I was. And then we've had people puke already, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like like is our resident puke are already? And then

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Speaker 1: we also had a friend not going to name names,

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Speaker 1: but pissed on his bed. Yeah, and he didn't piss

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Speaker 1: the bed, woke up from his slumber, turned around and

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Speaker 1: peed onto his bed. Witness No, but he came out

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Speaker 1: very proud of what he did. Yeah we really Yeah,

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Speaker 1: when was this morning? He woke up trying to find

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Speaker 1: had the spins or whatever and just couldn't figure it

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Speaker 1: out and just stood up on his bed. Wait, so

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Speaker 1: he was drunk enough to fucking pee on his own bed.

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Speaker 1: Make that choice, but also very proud of it. Moment.

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Speaker 1: He said, when it was happening, he was like, oh man,

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Speaker 1: this is this isn't right. But he couldn't stop okay,

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Speaker 1: Like he was looking at the bathroom, and then when

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Speaker 1: some work. Actually, Yeah, That's what's weird is um, we

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Speaker 1: all came out really hot day one and everybody kind

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Speaker 1: it's not weird. I feel like that's very much on

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Speaker 1: brand for us and our friends to come out way

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Speaker 1: way too hot night one. They we burned bright and

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Speaker 1: then you limp into the rest of the weekend. I

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Speaker 1: will say, like, Okay, I was definitely on struggle mode

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Speaker 1: this morning. It was almost a bit of a disaster

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Speaker 1: were all coming from different cities. The airports were in shambles.

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Speaker 1: I was coming in hot. What happened to the airports?

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Speaker 1: Tell me lots of delays, lots of delays. It was

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Speaker 1: basically right, some shambles. It was totally charged morning. Here

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Speaker 1: we go. Dude, I'm charged up right now. I got

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Speaker 1: my Oakles on. I'm charged. Uh yeah. Most Astana's almost

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Speaker 1: exactly like the carsist in Afghanistan. Is that what you're saying?

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Speaker 1: was you said it though, you said it. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: what he's saying. I can speak when you say shambles,

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Speaker 1: know what you mean shamble. You can tell what I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking through these Oakleys. Yeah, dude, I'm wearing the Oakleys too.

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Speaker 1: I have Oakley power right. Honestly, I can't do sunglasses inside,

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Speaker 1: is it. Yeah, I've never been able to be like well,

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Speaker 1: to be fair. That hit him. I'm trying man, find it.

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Speaker 1: You're not that guy, trust me. Did you do it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I don't got my headphones on it. It's slightly delayed,

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Speaker 1: don't worry about it. Uh yeah. So people got in

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Speaker 1: late and then and then it was a dead sprint

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Speaker 1: and then it was shots. We were on the dock,

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Speaker 1: live in a lake lifestyle. People were up early. Jet

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Speaker 1: skiing already been out over a crew got up early. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's what two or three people that are sober. I

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Speaker 1: guess that's myself. Bro. I already hit the fucking jet

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Speaker 1: ski for like an hour, homie, and I got like

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Speaker 1: twelve ft of air out there, and you guys got

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Speaker 1: a once or like from one wave. Bro. Sometimes I

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Speaker 1: get six ft, sometimes I get nine ft, and one

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Speaker 1: time I got twelve. I feel like I've first time

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Speaker 1: on a jet ski too. That is crazy, because I

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Speaker 1: feel like I'm a natural written jet skis my whole

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Speaker 1: life and I've never I've never even seen anyone get

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Speaker 1: twelve ft. Oh, Bro, I was clearing ship. What were

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Speaker 1: your clearing? I was clearing like other jet skis and stuff,

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Speaker 1: but I missed it. You should hang out with the

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Speaker 1: sober dude. No, it was sick, that dangerous. It was

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Speaker 1: so sick. I do feel like that was my alarm clock.

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Speaker 1: Was you I heard the jet ski going. I don't

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Speaker 1: remember hearing you get twelve No, it was on the

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Speaker 1: other side of the island. It was on the other

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Speaker 1: side of that island over there. Nobody saw it. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like, so we we have a big day ahead

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Speaker 1: of us. We got a lot of drinking. Ada, We

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Speaker 1: got a lot of drinking to do. That's like we've

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Speaker 1: got two kegs. Only have dinner tonight. Tonight is the

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Speaker 1: dinner kind of dinner. And where Michael's Steak shall all

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Speaker 1: that one out Michael's Steak. We have our own little

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Speaker 1: more drunk there. It's kind of a hut. Sometimes they

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Speaker 1: make pizza. Uh, We're going to pizza hut, safe shape

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Speaker 1: building and there's a pizza red roof oven. We're bad. Yeah. Wow,

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Speaker 1: it really does feel good. Hey, this is like the

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Speaker 1: first time we've ever done a podcast since like the

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Speaker 1: think the second we did together. Well, let's go, well,

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Speaker 1: the very first podcast we did do it together, and

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Speaker 1: that was tight magic. We were just firing on all.

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Speaker 1: I told a story about Pinocchio I just watched it.

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Speaker 1: We were just kids. Yeah, we were young in the

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Speaker 1: podcast game. Now we're saged old vets slower, slower pace.

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Speaker 1: Notice the pace. Click up one, click up this one.

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Speaker 1: We've gotten a lot slower. Yeah, well we're not afraid

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Speaker 1: to we're not speeding through it anymore. Oh it's cool.

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Speaker 1: We feel cozy, fire right, we're in the pocket. We

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Speaker 1: know what we're doing, and now we all have matching

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Speaker 1: sunglasses and shirts. Kyle's lit up. He looks like, I

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Speaker 1: mean bred Hart's like, what do you mean? I don't

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Speaker 1: look like Bret Hart, look like Jimmy Hard. We gotta

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Speaker 1: post that picture real quick. At Comic com you met

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Hart's autograph and we got a future of you

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Speaker 1: guys together. And it's crazy, yeah, because they look exactly

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Speaker 1: pay for that? Because I know at Comic Con when

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Speaker 1: you go get those pictures with the slebs, they be

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Speaker 1: charging Oh dude, I actually wrestle. I paid like I

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Speaker 1: that's a seven hundred dollar flight, bro, I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: get direct. I tried to move what was his show

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Speaker 1: called the thunder One? What was it under in Paradise? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: was that good. It was like a boating show, wasn't it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: that show. Yeah, but we could do it on jet

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Speaker 1: skis and it's based here and like the Brosar I'm

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Speaker 1: so all about jet skis by the way. Like that.

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Speaker 1: So that was the first time you on a wave Runner? Yes,

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Speaker 1: since I was like probably like eleven or twelve. I

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Speaker 1: think it was the lasts. No, and I'll full disclosure,

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Speaker 1: not twelve feet are like yeah, ut, I'm reeling over here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: when Adam goes was that your first time on jet ski? Really?

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Speaker 1: You go on a wave runner? Yes? Well, because since

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Speaker 1: have trouble. I know I did jet skis where they

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Speaker 1: you know, how you could stand up and pull the level.

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Speaker 1: don't think there's a seat on those when you filed

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Speaker 1: it down, when you fold it down? Yeah, you've been

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Speaker 1: you come in and you say, you say you caught

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Speaker 1: twelve feet of air? We kind of let it kind

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Speaker 1: x Brett ever written a jet ski before? You said no?

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Speaker 1: Never said yes? And then you not since I was twelve? Right,

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Speaker 1: I'm confused a little bit, and I'm still I'm still

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Speaker 1: reeling from the fun. You guys are all waking up

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Speaker 1: bastard party is going great. Now we need someone to

417
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: get arrested and uh, someone to get a minor injury

418
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,919
Speaker 1: and uh, and then lose someone for a night and

419
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,920
Speaker 1: then you're like, oh, what happened? And then you're like, oh,

420
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,919
Speaker 1: maybe they met a chick. But then no, they slept

421
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 1: in an alleyway, right, that's the worst. They slept like

422
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 1: a gravel pit somewhere. That's like scary when you wake up,

423
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,479
Speaker 1: where did they go under the car? But you know

424
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 1: it makes for a good story for party. Yeah, you

425
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: gotta find him. Yeah, it's cool. Okay, we got another

426
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,399
Speaker 1: pia from from the distance. Just said that he puked

427
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 1: as well, so a three pointer. Yeah, from beyond the

428
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: arc a fellow puker where I just heard his voice.

429
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Adam Ray has the most beautiful voice.

430
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 1: He's got the best voice of our residents. Yeah, so

431
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 1: it can be coming from it sounds like the voice

432
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 1: of God just kind of pierces your spine. Thank you God,

433
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 1: Thank you God. God's cool. I like that God is

434
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 1: also the same voice as like Santa Claus's voice is

435
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 1: the same as Hondai commercials. I always did envision God

436
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,360
Speaker 1: as Santa Claus, to be honest, Like, when I think

437
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 1: of God, then America has done his job performing Christianity.

438
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 1: Do you think of God as a as a bean?

439
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 1: What do you see see bis Markey? Why? Okay? Good answer? Like,

440
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe Morgan Freeman because I've seen Bruce Almighty. Yeah, yeah,

441
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,919
Speaker 1: this dude is always watching love Bruce Almighty. I can't

442
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 1: stop watching Bruce. It is that noise from Bruce Almighty.

443
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: It's one of the funniest scenes in movies. Where he

444
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: made his career on that dude said, it's one of

445
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 1: the move last time you watch when Steve Carell is

446
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,360
Speaker 1: like at the podium and he's controlling his mouth. Does

447
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: Jim Carrey controlling him in that? Is he Jesus in

448
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: that movie? He has the powers of God? Right he

449
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:47,120
Speaker 1: becomes God? Yeah that's all, So God is Jim Carrey. Well,

450
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 1: God has the powers of Jim Carrey has the powers

451
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 1: of God. But then Morgan Freeman is like, yo, you

452
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: got to use your powers fucking right, bro, Andy Dude, frame,

453
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:03,880
Speaker 1: Andy Dude, frame dude, frame climbed through, crawled through two

454
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: miles of ship. I think it was a room those

455
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 1: Andy Dude friends, Andy Dude's friend, Andy Dude's friend crawled

456
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: through two miles of unmentionable. Maybe that movie Little One

457
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: Oscar If that was the case, I think it did. Player.

458
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 1: I think I think it got it. No, it got

459
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: beat by like Forrest Gump a bunch right, Damn whoa

460
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: shaw Shank was up against Gump? Yes, it's crazy, the

461
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 1: staying power of shaw Shank. Obviously, everybody watches it whenever

462
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: comes on. It plays all the time on TNT. You're

463
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,880
Speaker 1: not really watching Forrest Gump that much. Although I would

464
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: say too long. Movie is too long? Shaw Shank? I

465
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: think is Yeah, they're both really long. We get running

466
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: times from the producers on Shawshank Redemption and Forrest Gump.

467
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm willing to bet one hundred dollars that Forrest Gump

468
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: is longer than SHOs. You're willing to Hey, I'm willing

469
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: to up and what are we saying? Now? What are

470
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 1: we saying? But I'm not Forrest Gump is longer than

471
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 1: Shawshred a hundred dollars. I'm going Shaws has got to

472
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 1: be longer, longer by like ten minutes. Forrest I can't

473
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: wait to take your Wrest Gump was like two vhs

474
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: is when it dropped. No, it wasn't. Both are two

475
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: hours and twenty two minutes. They're saying exactly one more credit,

476
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,360
Speaker 1: A couple more credits could have changed the runtime. This

477
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: is insane. This is absolutely insane, Kyle. You're speaking inside baseball, right,

478
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: We truly what have a hundred dollars on the line

479
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 1: and you're telling me that it is the exact same runtime.

480
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: That's but I don't believe when you make bets involving

481
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: any kind of money or anything good for it, No dude, friend,

482
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: what is it not good for it? What did he bet?

483
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: We bet something that thing? Yeah? Oh yeah I never

484
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: saw that cash. Yeah, yeah you do. Yeah, if you

485
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: go back and listen to if you list in that

486
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: episode that was so convoluted and fucking you guys. Yeah,

487
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: he was saying that he's betting that Pap was going

488
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: to win the Song of the Year versus Field versus

489
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: everyone else. And you were willing to put your hundred

490
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: dollars on the line and your reputation. Uh. And then

491
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 1: it didn't win, right right, that song didn't win and

492
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: uh and then no one saw any money. So how

493
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 1: is that convoluted? I remember over engineering the bet for

494
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 1: the purposes of entertainment. But did you say we knew

495
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: what it was. Yes, I'm paying you daily liquid ivy,

496
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 1: So drink up, pull that powder in your mouth or

497
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 1: wherever you want to put that powder. It makes everything better.

498
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: If I had Venmo, I would ask you to vanmob right.

499
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: Know you don't have a Venmo, dude, I recently got

500
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: a venmot. I don't live in this digital currency. I

501
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: don't live it. I don't have it, I don't have

502
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: you have to Yeah, come over here, hey, that we're

503
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: taking photos. We're taking a photo, guys, we're taking live

504
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 1: photos right now at the matter of party. It's getting

505
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: out of hand. People need us taking photos. We're wearing

506
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: cool sunglass muscles. The shirt is all. It is a

507
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: festival of dudes out here and we are loving it. Man.

508
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: You know, those fucking eggs are kicking in right about now.

509
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 1: That's doing good, feeling good, feeling regular, feeling more calm,

510
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: feeling less likely to lie. That's what happens when you

511
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 1: get when you're when you're a little hungry, you just

512
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: become a liar, get like really erratic, and my behavior

513
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: becomes like I don't even know here you saying this,

514
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: So that when you are like on trial later, you're like,

515
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: I told it's out there. I get erratic and do

516
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: crazy things. I'm hungry. Yeah, and when they found that body,

517
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: I was starving. I mean might as well. I didn't

518
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: have any fu jack in the box. Have you been

519
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: jet skis? Everybody's jet skin, bad breath? What's up, y'all?

520
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: Know what's up y'all? Teva Jefferson, everybody. He hooked us

521
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: up with the sunglasses. He's been jet skiing. He's having

522
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: a hell hell of a time. That's the time. He's

523
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: one of my monk angels. He's one of divines monk angels.

524
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: I'm an angel. Yeah, we call him the hopper. He's

525
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: the one who jumps on the body. Yeah, I hear

526
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: the board. I'm not a ruguloid, sorry, Kyle. I'm a

527
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: border Damn time. I've got some representations. I feel the

528
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: borders don't get enough love. I feel like the rug

529
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: alloids is a better name. But the more people are

530
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: board bros. I'm on Blake's angle right now because I'm

531
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: a border bro. I'm ready here. You know, I'm just

532
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: gonna say, Adam, I love you, and I love you

533
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: love Animal Collective. I love it. Oh dude, looking pounded again?

534
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: Wrong shout out, A strong shout out from a Tiba

535
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 1: Jefferson second something last night, Animal Collective. If you guys

536
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: are listening, I'm sure you are. If you want to

537
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: send us a new theme song, well we'll use that

538
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: Animal Collective. I know these guys are big fans. I

539
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: don't know any of them, but I could just tell

540
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: through their music and they would like us. They definitely

541
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 1: want to send us a theme song. Uh, feel free.

542
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: We got a bunch of moong angels coming here to

543
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: float and then looking for the five eggs eggs starting

544
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: to bustle a little bit. It took about thirty minutes

545
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: of respecting the podcast and then they're like, can they

546
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: happen up? And now the wheels are off. The wheels

547
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: have fully come over. We got pissed my bed and

548
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: watching My Life wet bed, Mike pissed my bed. This

549
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,959
Speaker 1: is a bit right, they're doing a bit about pissing

550
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: the bed. Yeah, that wasn't sure you a good popos

551
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: out to you all today. I just want to say

552
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: congrats Chloe and Adam. I love you both over here sulass. Yeah.

553
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: I want to give a shout out to my No

554
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: Limit soldier neighbor who was listening to the pod simultaneously

555
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: as I wasn't. He's been there since he was five

556
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: years old, so he's like probably twenty now. My neighbor.

557
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: I was walking my dog. He's like, what's up, Like

558
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: you're going to the bachelor party. Oh he knew about it. Wow.

559
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: Now there's some hugs coming in. We gotta kiss. We're

560
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: getting we're getting forehead kisses. I got a lot of

561
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 1: bald head kisses last night. Oh yeah, in touching if

562
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 1: you're just joining us now we're having he's one of

563
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,879
Speaker 1: my monk angels, one of my many monk angels. Guy

564
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 1: has a backpack on inside for breakfast. We're at a

565
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 1: dining room table in a house. People are behind us

566
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 1: winning stage. How many how many human men? Eight human men?

567
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: Eight hungover human men are behind us? It's like we

568
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: got a bucket. He's like, if Harry and the Henderson's

569
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: have several Harrys, that's what's happening right now. And that

570
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: was another episode. That's what it is. If Harry and

571
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: the Henderson's had several Harrys. That's a good pitch, though,

572
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 1: bro coming, I think he just cracked the pitch. Henderson

573
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: is poor Harry Henderson. The Harry is yeah flipping So

574
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 1: now John Lithgow he goes into the force to kill

575
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: himself because he had like a rough life, right, He's

576
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: about to jump off cliff. No one believes him that

577
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: a sasquatch lived with his family and it destroyed. He

578
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: got divorced. His wife is like fucking like a real

579
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: estate mogul. Now he's fucking a real estate mgil or

580
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 1: she is a realistic she's both and then took over

581
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,720
Speaker 1: his clipping houses on a reality there on a reality

582
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: show to go and they bought his house. They're like,

583
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 1: you can't afford to live here anymore, and they bought it,

584
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 1: and he goes, fine and take it. He goes to

585
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: cliff he jumps before he hits the ground, SASQUATCHI and

586
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: he goes, you live with us, now, come with us,

587
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: and I do with John Lift. Let me do it

588
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: for the pitch, Harry, Ye, thanks for saving me. Yes.

589
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: Have you seen the Third Rock from the Sun. That's

590
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: really good, Adam Ray, everybody, everybody. It brings in third rock.

591
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: So we're a third rock Harry and the Henderson's multiverse. Yeah,

592
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 1: there's the Lift, the Lift, gal Verse, Yeah, thank you Verse.

593
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 1: Wow that. I love that we're all rock in the Oakley's.

594
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: It's all coming together and there's like, I mean, I

595
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: love this pitch. I do too. Really did it for

596
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 1: me when Adam Ray came in here and blew us

597
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,280
Speaker 1: out of the fucking water with I love that. Adam

598
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 1: Ray so talented. You has a John Lithgow right right right.

599
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: Not many people you want to say, I'm officiating the

600
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: wedding as John Lithgow slash Isaac Corny. This wedding is

601
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: so fucking punk rock. That's Adam in Choe rage. Get

602
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: those dentnis, Dennis de cancer free eggs and bacon ready,

603
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: God like a cow. When did you start doing this?

604
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: You first discovered you had a lip gal about five

605
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 1: minutes ago. Just never done. I've done. My my brother

606
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: in law, Rapper Dirte brother in law believes in Bigfoot,

607
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: and so I make fun of him for believing in Bigfoot,

608
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 1: and I did a lift gal to him. Was a rude?

609
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 1: Was that it's rude to make fun of him for

610
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,800
Speaker 1: believing in Bigfoot. But that's tight. But he's not a

611
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: little boy, he's an adult man. I'm with you shaming him, Yeah,

612
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. But also people, people are too sensitive. Now,

613
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: you should be able to make fun of people when

614
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: they're dumb. Thank you, Okay, the people that were like

615
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:22,280
Speaker 1: coronavirus Corona beer that made the beer made the virus.

616
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: I've seen a sasquatch print. I've seen a picture of

617
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: a sasquatch. I've also seen a footprint stopped. Yeah, and

618
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 1: we're allowed to make fun of you for I'm doing it,

619
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 1: so that you can't come on, man, this bloody Mary

620
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: number two is way stronger than the first one. Isaac's

621
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,399
Speaker 1: Isaacs getting a heavy hand on these boors. I'm gonna

622
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: be pukin in no time. Do you think you're gonna

623
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: yacko again? You don't think? I feel like I woke

624
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: up today not feeling like out my best, but then

625
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 1: this has really turned it around for me, and that

626
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 1: the hair of the dog. Do we want to mention

627
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: the fact that before we got here, when everyone was

628
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: in route, what were you doing jet skin and drinking?

629
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 1: You didn't puket? I puked u up in puke yesterday.

630
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: I woke up and puke yesterday. Well, yeah, we were. Yeah,

631
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,280
Speaker 1: And so I drank like ten beers the night before

632
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: and I haven't drank that many beers can currently in

633
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: a very long time. Like we drank it in like

634
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 1: an hour and a half. I had like ten beers

635
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: and it was just so bloated. The next morning, I'm

636
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: like working out because I know I have jet skiing,

637
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 1: I'm working out by jet skin, just honestly doing my

638
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: crossfitty ship fitness and uh, and I just yaked and

639
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: it tasted exactly like cores light and puppy chow like

640
00:38:54,640 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: the perfect mix like kids, what waiting about? Do not

641
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: puppy chow dog food chow like mid money buddies. That's

642
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 1: called the muney buddy, Homie. We're in the Midwest. I

643
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: don't know a goddamn thing about puppy chow for humans.

644
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: Let me see it is called not here. Yeah, this

645
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: is a buddy. Well it says people chow right here,

646
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: by the way. That's okay. That's a fun Player's a

647
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,399
Speaker 1: fun play. It doesn't say muddy nothing. I've never heard

648
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 1: it called that. I just gotta try it. Well, No,

649
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 1: it's delicious, I love. But you're not in California anymore. Okay, Blake,

650
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: you're in the Midwest, and here we call it puppy chow.

651
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 1: That's a weird thing. This stuff. It is weird. It

652
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: does not look like dog food, but I guess it

653
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,760
Speaker 1: kind of does. Dude, that's good. But it's delicious. So anyways,

654
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: imagine you you puke that the next day. It's actually

655
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: kind of pleasant. When I puked it, I was like,

656
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,280
Speaker 1: mind breakfast that again? What do they call that? A repeat?

657
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: When you burp and you like taste, it is that

658
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 1: called the repeat it can take too Yeah yeah, yeah

659
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:05,760
Speaker 1: for sure. And that's all just covered in in cocaine.

660
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's a really weird snack to have. It's

661
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: a really expensive snack that we bought at the local

662
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 1: hi vy shot. Shout out to High V food stores.

663
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: Shout out, I don't call him grocery stores anymore. I'm

664
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: food stores. HIV is a very Midwestern, uh, grocery store chain,

665
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: and shut them out. There's a helpful smile in every aisle.

666
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 1: Oh that's is that their thing? And just make up? No,

667
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: that's their thing where there's a helpful smile in every

668
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: by the way, there's not. I went there. I'm like,

669
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: I'm asking this kid. People hate their live yeah, And

670
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,879
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, man, do you uh you know where

671
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: the solo cups are? And he looked at me like

672
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking asshole and he goes, I don't know, dude,

673
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: it's my second day. Oh man, I got this started out.

674
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:58,720
Speaker 1: It's like love it. Shout out. Although off was he wearing?

675
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: He should have been? Should have been? Uh? Now that's hives.

676
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,919
Speaker 1: The first time I ever had an over easy egg

677
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: because their thing is they have I don't know what

678
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: that is they have. They have little uh like restaurants

679
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:22,600
Speaker 1: attached to each one of them. And so about out

680
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: the word I never heard before. He was searching for

681
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 1: the word restaurant. Well, I called the grocery store of

682
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: food store earlier. So that's where I'm at restaurants. We

683
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 1: ordered eggs and my dad goes, my dad goes, I'll

684
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: take mine over easy. I'm like, what's that? And he

685
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: got just get it. I got it. Just didn't know

686
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 1: that you could get do eggs any other way than scramble.

687
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: It opened my eyes shot up to h wait, wait

688
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 1: wait just the other day, you didn't know you could

689
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: have eggs? No, no, no, I was a child when

690
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: when I was having I'm tripping on then though, that's

691
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 1: a grocery store with a fucking restaurant. Ye sit down. Yeah, man,

692
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 1: that's so dope. You can go like work out and

693
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:11,359
Speaker 1: grocery shop and like push the card around. Wait wait wait,

694
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 1: how is that a workout? You like you're pushing the

695
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 1: card around and stuff. Yeah, you kind of you kind

696
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: of just relay any uh, any kind of activity is

697
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: a workout for you? Yeah, I mean, so you're working

698
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: out your arm right now by holding the micro stretching.

699
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: Does your Apple watch say you've got your steps yet

700
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: or what? Let me see where I'm out on my

701
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: They just started doing dishes behind us. I love that

702
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: we respected the podcast for thirty minutes. Now we're fully

703
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 1: doing dishes. Well. There's also a huge announcement. It looks

704
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 1: like we have a giant box of Hot Pockets that

705
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 1: got delivered. Yeah, so that's pretty cool. Oh this is

706
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: big me. I don't know how Pepperoni and Sausage Hot

707
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: Pockets our Hot Pockets a sponsor of the pod, because

708
00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: they should be. They most definitely should Podka. I want

709
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 1: to hold it. Wait, why didn't we have somebody reach

710
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: out to us about Hot Pockets? What wasn't so? I

711
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: said we were coming out to the Bros Arcs and

712
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: I just want Hot Pockets to be there, And then

713
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: Hot Pockets demmed me, like you talking ship? Wait? What

714
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: what was what's the name of the handle? No? No,

715
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: like good ship, but Blazer. What is the name of

716
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: the handle. It's very funny. I don't remember what is it.

717
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:28,919
Speaker 1: I can't. It's like, um, it's like fuck, it's at

718
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 1: Hot Pockets. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's like

719
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 1: a play on it's crazy. It's tasty hot pockets. What

720
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: the handle their Instagram their or their Twitter handle something microwave.

721
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: Do you remember when they started to do the croissants

722
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: pockets and they changed the fucking gizane Dude, I I

723
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: used to funk up a lean pocket. I was a

724
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: lean pocket boy. You really thought that ship was like

725
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: gonna get you spelled? Uh No, it wasn't. I didn't

726
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: think it was gonna get. It was just I'm gonna

727
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 1: get me less fat than the normal hot than the

728
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,399
Speaker 1: normal hot pockets. Did you know? It is true? It's

729
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 1: just absolutely less fat. And on this pod, we respect

730
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: hot pockets and I love hot pockets, and I say,

731
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: fuck whatever breakfast they're trying to make us. Let's just

732
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: hot pockets that I can't find it. But if the

733
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 1: guy's name was like pep Arona or some ship, but

734
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: it was good, I can't remember it well. Shout out

735
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 1: to hot pockets. Looking up. I thought someone just bought

736
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: these hot pockets. And it's like, you know what, I

737
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: don't trust Adam to have groceries for us because he

738
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: calls the grocery store of food food store and can't

739
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: remember the name of a restaurant. Um so then they

740
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: just sent top pockets, but no big shot out top

741
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: pockets for actually coming through. Do you calliboys say market? Huh?

742
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: Did you grow up saying market for? What? For a

743
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 1: grocery store? They say market the groceries this week? I

744
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm having? What you just shut off? What?

745
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,439
Speaker 1: What happened? You were? You were fine? You're getting sad?

746
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 1: Is it time to ride the ball? Yeah? Ride the

747
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 1: ball just goes It was a funny thing. I'm I'll

748
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 1: look at it goes quiet for three minutes. I can't

749
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: find it. It's better do you guys? Bitcoin was down.

750
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: I'm crushed, dude. Remember the guy. So, I was flying

751
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 1: here from Atlanta to k C and the dude was

752
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: watching that stock market channel or whatever, losing his mind,

753
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: losing his mind, like so mad at the stocks, like

754
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 1: hitting the chair next to me. I'm like, is he

755
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: gonna punch me because the stocks are going down? Is

756
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: he going to punch me? I was scared because the

757
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: stocks a stock dude, super a. I've never seen somebody

758
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: like react to stocks like it's sports. Well they're moving

759
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 1: so fast now right, you kind of can I tell

760
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: you something. Everybody who is a trader looks at stocks

761
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: like their sports, right, Yeah, that's the whole thing. Yeah,

762
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 1: that's that's what they get off on trade. But also

763
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: don't don't unless that is your job. Unless that is

764
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 1: your job, don't worry about just investing companies that you

765
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 1: think will be around in thirty years. And then truly,

766
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: don't look at it. I agree with that's my my

767
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: business advice. Do not look at it. Guns and Butter,

768
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,919
Speaker 1: look at it like twice a year, Guns and Butter.

769
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: Yeah you want the graph that's going like this, But

770
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,240
Speaker 1: a lot of people are after these fucking quick graphs

771
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: right now about gotta burn doggy. Yeah, I don't know.

772
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: Only invest in things you liked Jefferson with that hotte,

773
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: big pharm like. People like me like stuff. No one

774
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: else like, yeah, you you would make poor money. Yeah

775
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: that's no. But isn't that what they did with like

776
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: the fucking GameStop ship. They like, liked it, and they

777
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: held it and they fucking manipulated that ship. I don't

778
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,919
Speaker 1: call them, that's it's tight. Let me love the fucking

779
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: pirates out there, bro, That sh it's important. None of us,

780
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 1: None of us invest like that any of us, like

781
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: day Trade or anything like that. I've seen people do

782
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 1: that all the time, just on like robin Hood or whatever.

783
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 1: And then just that's the app where you can get

784
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,359
Speaker 1: in and start fucking trading. That's why all these people

785
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: are throwing like their digital currency in there, and then

786
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: they're watching it, and that's why he's about to punch you,

787
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 1: because he's like, I put everything in this. Yeah, I

788
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: haven't had any advice except for like the people are

789
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 1: on Reddit, you know, he was that's where it is,

790
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: like Wall Street bets. I felt bad for him. Man,

791
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 1: what you got over there? Dog? Okay, right now there's

792
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,399
Speaker 1: a person with some things over there. Wow, we got

793
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:36,360
Speaker 1: some props coming in. Zak made us salt t shirts.

794
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: He he's christened everyone the divine mong Angels. I will say, like,

795
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,800
Speaker 1: I was a little worried that Zach was like in

796
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: charge of getting all this stuff. Don't us just a

797
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 1: surfer bro a little like, but look at this guy

798
00:47:50,760 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: prepared a hell game over over. I'll put this on right,

799
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: and we're wearing this to Michael's pizza and no bottoms

800
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: on two? Isn't just Yeah, I'm a little disappointed at

801
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: how few dicks i've seen? Yea, yeah, I just remember

802
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: you go skinny dipping too. Your dick is forgettable, dude,

803
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: that's good. It's burned into my memory. It's a non starter.

804
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: You got a nice looking cock sack. That's what you want.

805
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 1: You want a forgettable dick. You got a box circumcision.

806
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: You don't want everything to be like it's so small.

807
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: You remember now, I'm kind of remembering it. Yeah, you

808
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: wanted just to be like, that's a dick, great doct

809
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: Like that's the gold standard of circumcisions. Is your dick

810
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 1: moving on? Oh? It's good, good circumcision. You were snipped? Well,

811
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: I wonder do you know who did it? Do you

812
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:58,240
Speaker 1: have his name or hers? It was in the forest, wow, snipped.

813
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 1: If you're just sitting in at home, he's wearing all

814
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: sorts of bachelor Jinna forever maybe cozy. Wow. I love it.

815
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: I love it? Hey, guys, uh any takebacks, giveaways or

816
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: compliments or ALOGI pulling the rip and he checked out. Bro,

817
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying to go work out. Let's go. Should we

818
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: do another one in like three hours though? Another podcast? Yeah?

819
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: As much we can get ahead on this stuff. I

820
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: think our producers would love that. Should we bring the headphones? Yeah?

821
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 1: Sorry forgot those my bad. Is that a take back

822
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: or an apology? Would you like to take back or

823
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 1: apologize for that? Yeah? I would like to apologize. Uh,

824
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 1: the one thing I forgot to pack was the damn headphones.

825
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 1: But we made it work because we're in the same

826
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,800
Speaker 1: I never unplugged this stuff. It's in a nest in

827
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: the corner and I grabbed it. I'm not coming from

828
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: my house. I was coming from Atlanta. I had a

829
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: lot to think about. Get off my back. But why

830
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Speaker 1: do you unplug? Why does anything come out of this?

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Speaker 1: Because it's you have to. You have to unplug stuff

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Speaker 1: to roll it up and coil it up properly. Thank you, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: and look it and I can reach over and I can.

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Speaker 1: I never do. Adam doesn't either, And yeah, I can

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Speaker 1: feel that. Adam and I'm gonna be friends longer than

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Speaker 1: friends with you. We're the best friends. I like this

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Speaker 1: over here. Well, guys, thank you for listening to this

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Speaker 1: absolutely insane episode. We're pretty hung over. My mom's here. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I say something really funny, something really funny. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: jokes are in the gene that was sick. Hell yeah, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan,

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Speaker 1: doesn't you like better? Mock Angels mocks mog Angeles. And

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Speaker 1: that's another episode of This is Scaday here. I did

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Speaker 1: not I did. That's just that's sad. We did it.