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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret text in four one O six one. If you

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Speaker 1: have a secret, you can tell us anything, literally anything,

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Speaker 1: because we don't even ask what your name is. Everybody

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Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname, so nobody knows who you are,

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Speaker 1: so you're free to just speel the tallow everybod it's

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Speaker 1: fake and I don't really have an anonymous nickname right now,

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Speaker 1: so we'll just do the sound thing. I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: a sound the now, it's freshly, gonna sing a sound,

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Speaker 1: and then I'll say a sound or a word, and

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Speaker 1: that'll be the name of the person on the phone.

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Speaker 1: So BORGI ish? Why BORGI ish? Okay? Here, how about this?

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Speaker 1: Why can't I whistle? You'll get one of those in

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Speaker 1: there somewhere, okay, two of them? Okay, I think I

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Speaker 1: prefer the who Okay? And then all right, well, all right,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna be difficult. What difficult name to do? But

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Speaker 1: the anonymous caller on the phone right now, so that

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Speaker 1: nobody knows their identity is why can't I whistle? Hold?

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Speaker 1: Just use one of those stoping, that's done. That's a

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Speaker 1: long name. But you're on the phone right now. It's

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. What's up? How are you? Hey, guys?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Oh? Not much. I'm just hanging out

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Speaker 1: listening to you guys. Try to whistle. Yeah, that was

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Speaker 1: a long name and uh it was it was tough

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Speaker 1: to get that whistle in there. But anyway, before the lips,

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Speaker 1: could you whistle, Alex? Yes I could. Okay, I can

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Speaker 1: whistle with my fingers a super loud but because it

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Speaker 1: really hurts, Yeah, can do it. Okay, whoa super loud?

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Speaker 1: That's impressive. So but anyway, enough about whistlings. Were what

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Speaker 1: is your dirty little secret? Um? Okay, So I think

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Speaker 1: my boyfriend's gonna propose? Is that a good thing? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I love him so much, Like he's amazing.

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Speaker 1: We've spent together like four years now, I'm like, I'm

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Speaker 1: so in love with him, Like he's like the perfect

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Speaker 1: fit for me, and so he's been kind of dropping hint,

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Speaker 1: So like I think it's coming. Okay, So why is

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Speaker 1: that a dirty little secret? You don't want him to yet,

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Speaker 1: or or you know and he doesn't know you know,

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Speaker 1: or you want to propose to him, or I really

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Speaker 1: want him to the problem is I'm already married. What sorr,

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Speaker 1: I say, what does he not know that? No? What

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Speaker 1: nobody are you talking about? Well, okay, so I got

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Speaker 1: married my freshman year of college to one of my friends.

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Speaker 1: He's an international student country. Yeah, so it wasn't It

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Speaker 1: wasn't like romantic brow. Yeah, we're going to do I

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Speaker 1: don't know so what we're working on getting divorced. But

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Speaker 1: it's like a whole process. I don't know if I'm

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Speaker 1: going to be able to keep it a secret. So

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Speaker 1: you got married to this guy, you got married to

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Speaker 1: your friends so that he could stay in the United States,

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Speaker 1: so you're still technically married and your boyfriend has no idea. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: here's the thing. If my girlfriend had done this, and

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Speaker 1: like if she had mentioned it though at the start

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Speaker 1: of our relationship, yeah, I would be fine with it.

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Speaker 1: But to wait until the point where I'm about to

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Speaker 1: marry you and then you bring up, oh, I'm also married,

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Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say. Yeah, the secret

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Speaker 1: part is your biggest issue? Yeah? Was that just never

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Speaker 1: a good time to tell him? Yeah? Well the person

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Speaker 1: seemed like it would sound crazy, like right when we

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Speaker 1: started dating, and then it just kind of like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, I just for not even my parents know,

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Speaker 1: like nobody knows, wow, exact Me and my friend and

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Speaker 1: his parents knew obviously because they like, they were really

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Speaker 1: nice about it, they like, help pay my tuition and

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Speaker 1: kind of I was going to say, how much money

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Speaker 1: did you make? Yeah? Should we try and guess how

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Speaker 1: much she got paid for it? Yeah? Yeah, let's guess

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Speaker 1: how much? Like above or below? All right? So I

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Speaker 1: know that I was propositioned this before. Really, yeah, someone

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Speaker 1: wanted me to marry them for citizenship and I didn't

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Speaker 1: do it, although I wish I would have done it

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Speaker 1: because I would have. I needed money at the time.

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Speaker 1: But they offered me forty grand. Oh that's a lot.

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Speaker 1: Forty grand, and I didn't do it, and I was like, man,

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Speaker 1: I should have done it, So above or below forty grand?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say above. I'll say above. I was gonna

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Speaker 1: say above two because didn't you say they paid your tuition?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, so on the phone for the dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: are we right? Did you make? Did they pay you

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Speaker 1: above or below forty grand to marry them forious citizenship?

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Speaker 1: Way above? A way, let's go now, I'm like offended. Well,

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Speaker 1: that was also twenty years ago. A while ago. Well,

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Speaker 1: good luck, let us know how it goes. Hopefully your

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Speaker 1: boyfriend who wants probably wants to become your fiance soon

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Speaker 1: isn't too turned off by the fact that you're already married. Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank good luck with that. Yeah, what's your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret