Speaker 1: The second date of date.
Speaker 2: Well, I hate to start things off on a sour note,
Speaker 2: but I already know Brooke is going to be rooting
Speaker 2: for this second date to fail, like.
Speaker 3: The fail want to find love.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know much, but the only thing I
Speaker 2: do know is that one of our listeners, Ronald, went
Speaker 2: out with a woman recently, and that woman apparently says
Speaker 2: she does not drink.
Speaker 1: Brook famously hates the sobers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sonald, you have an uphill battle to fight here,
Speaker 2: my friend, but hopefully you can convince my lovely co
Speaker 2: host to go to bat for you. So tell us
Speaker 2: about the girl that you want us to call. What's
Speaker 2: her name?
Speaker 4: Her name is Cindy.
Speaker 3: Her name Cindy. And I'm guessing was she upfront with
Speaker 3: you about not drinking.
Speaker 4: It's a complicated story, but yeah, she was upfront when
Speaker 4: we met for our first day. We met at a
Speaker 4: cocktail bar.
Speaker 3: So okay, So she's cool being out around it, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: Because everybody has different levels of.
Speaker 2: Society, sometimes you need that reminder of like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is why I don't drink.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just go out with a bunch of annoying
Speaker 3: drunk people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So I mean, how did that meeting go?
Speaker 4: It was a really small cocktail bar. It's like a
Speaker 4: place you go get one or two drinks. They're pretty expensive.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 4: And so when I found out, I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: should be you know, go somewhere else. She's like, no,
Speaker 4: this is great. And I had a drink and she
Speaker 4: had something just like a soda water and okay, are.
Speaker 1: You are you sure? She's rolling her eyes speaking, breaking
Speaker 1: things in half in her hand.
Speaker 3: Great, it's not true at all. I totally applaued people's
Speaker 3: life of sobriety. I think that it's.
Speaker 1: Awesome, absolutely, But if you were on this date, you'd
Speaker 1: already be fo drinks.
Speaker 3: Deep because I'm not a sober person.
Speaker 2: Not on the date, not now exactly, not during your
Speaker 2: sleep now. But that's okay, let's let's learn a little
Speaker 2: bit more about sober Cindy tell us how well?
Speaker 4: In my head, I was like, we should probably go
Speaker 4: somewhere else where they have like food because this also
Speaker 4: they didn't really have food this part. So she was
Speaker 4: telling me that she's really religious while we're there.
Speaker 3: OK, okay, is that why she chooses not to drink? Then? Right?
Speaker 4: I think so.
Speaker 1: In the Lord too?
Speaker 3: Is that okay with you? Because like, personally, I probably
Speaker 3: wouldn't date a super religious person because I'm not a
Speaker 3: super religious person, and I feel like those are the
Speaker 3: type of things that you really need to be on
Speaker 3: the same level with.
Speaker 4: If not my jam either, Bye and large. But this
Speaker 4: is going to sound really shallow too. But she is
Speaker 4: so attractive.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, absolutely, let's say.
Speaker 3: So your Jesus relationship depends on how hot.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying that I would be in is did
Speaker 4: in her if she wasn't an interesting person. But I
Speaker 4: still feel this way. I'm like religious, Yeah, Okay, it's
Speaker 4: not what I would prefer, but hey, everyone's got to
Speaker 4: live their life.
Speaker 1: Bro, you're in front of a pretty girl.
Speaker 2: There's just something inside of you that's just like, keep
Speaker 2: her attention right now. Okay, So she's locked you back
Speaker 2: in with her amazing good looks. Where do you move
Speaker 2: from after the cocktail bar?
Speaker 4: Well, she was like, do you want to do something wild.
Speaker 3: To go youth group?
Speaker 1: What's wild? What's wild for a sober church girl?
Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you because I was like, yeah, of course,
Speaker 4: and she said we should this is true, we should
Speaker 4: go buy a back of groceries and give it to
Speaker 4: a homeless person.
Speaker 2: No o, god, wild, she's going to want to leave.
Speaker 3: But that's actually sweet, but not wild. You get the
Speaker 3: order from the homeless person first, like you're not like
Speaker 3: forcing groceries on them that they don't want or something,
Speaker 3: because excuse me, yeah they can be.
Speaker 4: Laco, you know, I was. I actually thought it was
Speaker 4: kind of an awesome idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, it's a good way.
Speaker 4: But it was late, so the only slash was open
Speaker 4: with seven eleven and it was fine. There was still
Speaker 4: some decent stuff in the seven eleven beef sticks.
Speaker 3: No, you could still get some pasta there, you know,
Speaker 3: like mac.
Speaker 4: And cheese, sandwich whatever, and like toilet trees and stuff.
Speaker 1: That's actually good.
Speaker 4: So we got this bag. It was like fifty eight
Speaker 4: dollars for the stuff.
Speaker 3: All right, that's a really nice and did you pay
Speaker 3: to like, you know, show off?
Speaker 4: I try to pay for everything on the first eight.
Speaker 1: So what happens next?
Speaker 4: So we take this bag out and we're just looking
Speaker 4: around downtown area for a homeless person to give it to,
Speaker 4: and there was this man sort of slumped over in
Speaker 4: an entry way of a business.
Speaker 1: See that's more Brooks type.
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I laid out with one really hot homeless guy.
Speaker 1: So you approached him.
Speaker 4: She was asleep, and so I was like, there's a
Speaker 4: stoop here protected from the rain, so we might as
Speaker 4: well just put this bag here, you know, And she
Speaker 4: was like I want to wake him up?
Speaker 3: No, no, why would you wake him up? Like at
Speaker 3: that point, she just like what does she want in
Speaker 3: praise from the guy, like why does she wake up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so she does wake him up. She won't take
Speaker 4: no for an answer, actually, and so she wakes him
Speaker 4: up and he's like what the you know? Yeah, and
Speaker 4: she was like, we got this package for you, you know,
Speaker 4: full food and stuff, and he sort of like glanced
Speaker 4: over and he was like, oh, you know, he's just
Speaker 4: like sleepy. Yeah, and she repeated it again. Actually, she
Speaker 4: was like we got to speak.
Speaker 3: What does she want?
Speaker 4: And then he said thank you, and so that seemed
Speaker 4: to be, you know, that was enough, and we walked away,
Speaker 4: and she was kind of in a sour mood about it.
Speaker 3: Like cry or like jump up and hugger.
Speaker 4: What does she would I think she thought that she
Speaker 4: should have gotten more recognition for the gesture.
Speaker 3: Ah, So that's not typically why you should do good things. Yeah.
Speaker 2: People, so you go and you take the food back
Speaker 2: and you find a more grateful.
Speaker 3: I mean, was that a turnoff for you because that
Speaker 3: would have been a turn off for me.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, to be fair, I didn't know if that was real.
Speaker 4: That's what it seemed like. But you know, people are
Speaker 4: very complicated, and she could have just been in an
Speaker 4: a strange emotional place.
Speaker 3: I hear you saying that she's hot all over again.
Speaker 1: Okay, so how did that night end?
Speaker 4: So we didn't kiss her anything because I also didn't
Speaker 4: know about like religious principles and so I'm not going
Speaker 4: to like lean in. So uh that was it. And
Speaker 4: uh I've texted her a couple of times since then.
Speaker 4: I called her once. I didn't want to be annoying,
Speaker 4: but I just never heard back.
Speaker 3: Did you think that maybe you weren't grateful enough for
Speaker 3: the date? Oh?
Speaker 2: Did you text her on a Sunday? Yeah, there's a
Speaker 2: lot of mistakes that you could have made here. But
Speaker 2: we're gonna call sober Cindy for you and try and
Speaker 2: get your second date update right after this.
Speaker 1: Update, before we.
Speaker 2: Embark on this holy journey over the phone lines in
Speaker 2: search of second date salvation. Let's first give praise to
Speaker 2: our listener, Ron, who, during his first encounter with Cindy,
Speaker 2: shunned the sin of alcohol, took the righteous path of
Speaker 2: charity to feed and bathe the homeless. He gave him
Speaker 2: some toothpaste, which is pretty close, and finally he resisted
Speaker 2: the alluring temptation of carnal pleasure and did not go in.
Speaker 1: For the first kiss.
Speaker 2: For he who takes the righteous path shall be rewarded
Speaker 2: with a second date, especially if it's with a hot.
Speaker 1: Girl named Cindy. In this we pray.
Speaker 4: I'm in.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Reverend.
Speaker 1: Basically, we're going to call Cindy and see what I
Speaker 1: just want to go out with Ron again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, Ron, do you think that you know,
Speaker 3: it was pretty obvious that you weren't a super religious dude,
Speaker 3: and that just isn't what she's looking for. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 3: it could be that simple.
Speaker 4: You know, we had the conversation at our first drink
Speaker 4: and I laid all my stuff out on the table,
Speaker 4: exposed yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely shouldn't be putting your junk up on the
Speaker 2: table by religious.
Speaker 3: Or non religious girls. Both don't appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 2: But we're just joking around, man. But let's call Cindy
Speaker 2: and we'll see what she has to say. Hopefully we
Speaker 2: can get you another date.
Speaker 1: Here you ready?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hello? Is it Cindy?
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is she.
Speaker 3: Cindy.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just have a feeling she's not going to like us,
Speaker 2: or that she listens. Yeah, I don't know. Do you
Speaker 2: listen to the radio in the morning, Cindy, I.
Speaker 5: Mean, like occasionally sometimes Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, is one of the stations you listened to
Speaker 2: have the show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: I think I've heard of it. I mean I've at
Speaker 5: least heard it like advertised.
Speaker 2: I guess big Jesus lovers on this show.
Speaker 3: You're Jewish?
Speaker 1: Still love that guy, but you we heard maybe you're
Speaker 1: you're the religious type, Cindy. Is that true?
Speaker 5: I mean it's kind of like personal. But I do
Speaker 5: consider myself a Christian.
Speaker 2: I'm practicing. I'm gonna be better for you seeing me.
Speaker 2: But the reason that we're calling is, uh, we're trying
Speaker 2: to get a little help for one of our listeners
Speaker 2: that you recently went out on a date with named Ron.
Speaker 5: Oh. Yeah, okay, yeah, So.
Speaker 3: That's why we know you're religious, is because he had
Speaker 3: mentioned it when we talked to him.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's all part of this segment that we're doing
Speaker 2: called a second Date Update. And Ron told us all
Speaker 2: about the evening that you guys spent together, which sounded
Speaker 2: pretty fun.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, he was a pretty nice guy. Like,
Speaker 5: I mean, we got along. I guess, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I guess it was just like a little disappointing and
Speaker 5: so in the end, like I tried to do something
Speaker 5: like really nice for someone, and I don't know, I
Speaker 5: just didn't turn out exactly how I envisioned. I guess,
Speaker 5: like he.
Speaker 2: Told us a little bit about going to the bar
Speaker 2: and then going to the seven eleven to pick up
Speaker 2: food and things to feed the homeless, which we thought
Speaker 2: was a really cool gesture.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was. I mean, I'm glad he did that
Speaker 5: with me. He seemed a little confused at first, but
Speaker 5: I mean he was down, which was nice, okay, But
Speaker 5: I don't know, I just didn't turn out all the
Speaker 5: way how I had hoped.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about when you insisted on waking the
Speaker 3: man up to tell him that you guys were giving
Speaker 3: him groceries? Is that what you're referring to?
Speaker 2: Because I told him that he should have slapped the
Speaker 2: guy away, so I was on your side.
Speaker 3: I think we kind of thought you should have left
Speaker 3: him to sleep, but I mean.
Speaker 5: They you know, homeless people do sleep a lot, so
Speaker 5: I mean, like, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I.
Speaker 3: Well rested. I just think that those are two things
Speaker 3: that usually go hand in hand.
Speaker 1: I never thought about it that way.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's true.
Speaker 1: But what was the reason, that's what we're looking for.
Speaker 1: What was the reason that you're not calling Ron back
Speaker 1: now after the date?
Speaker 5: I mean, I guess he just did a seam down
Speaker 5: all the way with like what I was trying to do.
Speaker 3: Well, what were you trying to do?
Speaker 5: I wanted to let this guy know that we got
Speaker 5: him groceries, and you know, we did something for him,
Speaker 5: and I'm trying to help the community. And I asked
Speaker 5: Ron to like take a selfie of him and this
Speaker 5: man and like me and him.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, did he use a wrong filter? I
Speaker 1: could see.
Speaker 3: You are not using charity as clout, are you.
Speaker 5: No, No, it's not clout. It's like I just wanted
Speaker 5: to show the world, like what I'm doing, and I
Speaker 5: want to like raise awareness for this man. Like, the
Speaker 5: man didn't.
Speaker 3: Want awareness to sleep, he wanted to keep sleeping.
Speaker 5: I mean, the man wanted food and I gave it
Speaker 5: to him.
Speaker 3: How do you know that you never talked to him
Speaker 3: before you handed him a bag of groceries?
Speaker 5: White. A homeless person wouldn't want like a bag of
Speaker 5: food that they don't have to do anything for.
Speaker 3: Like, it's just like, if you want the selfie, why
Speaker 3: don't you volunteer with an organization and then take a
Speaker 3: picture of yourself at said organization and tell people to
Speaker 3: then donate to said organization specific Yeah, I mean, I like,
Speaker 3: but like, if you're raising awareness, you raise awareness for
Speaker 3: an organization that is trying to make an impact on
Speaker 3: the community. You don't go up to random sleeping people
Speaker 3: and assume what their wants and needs are.
Speaker 2: Brook certainly knows how to exploit homeless people on a profession,
Speaker 2: but it doesn't you know, who never told us any
Speaker 2: of this is Ron. His side of the story didn't
Speaker 2: include any picture. So I'd like to ask him about
Speaker 2: it because he's actually on the other line listening and
Speaker 2: wants to talk to you.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, Hi, Cindy, Hi, Yeah, you know I didn't
Speaker 4: mention that because it didn't actually happen. What didn't happen,
Speaker 4: she asked me, and I said no.
Speaker 2: Why why you say no? You don't want to brag
Speaker 2: about your good deeds? Selfish of you.
Speaker 4: I think Cindy actually has a point, you know. I
Speaker 4: think Cindy's heart is in the right place, I think,
Speaker 4: and he wants to raise awareness and this is a
Speaker 4: way to do that. But I'm not but it can
Speaker 4: come across as being you know, predatory.
Speaker 2: It's a border ye, I mean Brook, He's not just
Speaker 2: saying this because Cindy's super hot.
Speaker 3: I don't think that she was thinking of her heart.
Speaker 3: I think he's taking all the stuff that's in front
Speaker 3: of her heart is probably much till they're married. So
Speaker 3: I don't buy it. I mean, come on, Ron, you
Speaker 3: said no because it's the wrong thing to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't go that far. I think people have
Speaker 4: different standards that they hold themselves to.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, before I offer to send you guys out again,
Speaker 2: I feel like maybe first you should Ron apologize to
Speaker 2: Cindy for not taking that self.
Speaker 3: You you're being sarcastic. I am sarcastic.
Speaker 1: I am trying to do my job and make the
Speaker 1: connection happen.
Speaker 2: I will go to any lace to make sure that
Speaker 2: our two listeners get to go out.
Speaker 1: I know you don't care about love, but I do.
Speaker 5: You know what like apology would actually be really nice?
Speaker 2: No apologize for it would be the holy thing.
Speaker 1: Ron, go ahead, Yes, we are ready. We are ready
Speaker 1: to hear your arms spread open wife, Go.
Speaker 4: Ahead, Ron, I honestly apologize. I am sorry.
Speaker 3: What are you for not exploiting a man who was asleep?
Speaker 4: Well, you know, honestly, there was no actual exploitation happening.
Speaker 4: Everybody's got their own past, everyone's on their own journey.
Speaker 4: We all get to Heaven on different buses.
Speaker 2: Right, let's take the bus journey to date number two
Speaker 2: because send me.
Speaker 1: Now that you've got your apology.
Speaker 2: We would like to offer to send you out on
Speaker 2: another date with Ron.
Speaker 5: Well, thank you, Ron for the apology. I appreciate. I
Speaker 5: know it seems shallow, and these radio hosts that are
Speaker 5: judging me through the phone think what I am trying to.
Speaker 4: Do is shallow for you?
Speaker 5: Is what I exactly I'm trying to inspire And I
Speaker 5: you know, thank you Ron for being there with me
Speaker 5: and trying to help me with my vision.
Speaker 3: So are you going out with him again?
Speaker 5: Are you saying yes, I think your heart's in the
Speaker 5: right place, and I see I think i'd be interested
Speaker 5: to give you another chance another chair Ron.
Speaker 3: Ron.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, I'm so happy to hear you say that.
Speaker 5: To send.
Speaker 3: Combine religion.
Speaker 1: We're all happy together.
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: You know what again, just stick with the music.
Speaker 2: Do I feel bad that I put our listener on
Speaker 2: the spot there by asking him to apologize for not
Speaker 2: taking a selfie with the homeless man.
Speaker 1: No, I don't.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what plastic the whole time, and she
Speaker 3: thought you were.
Speaker 1: Being sincere Brooke.
Speaker 2: My charity to the world is hooking up regular dudes
Speaker 2: with smoking hot ladies, no matter if they have to
Speaker 2: grovel or beg or go against their own belief system.
Speaker 3: They're not even to hook up jeff she's super religious.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You guys always say the religious ones are freaks in
Speaker 2: the sheet.
Speaker 3: I don't say that. You told me that they'll.
Speaker 1: Figure out something to do for sure.
Speaker 2: And by the way, I want it to be clear,
Speaker 2: I never holds him to apologize.
Speaker 1: I just gave him the avenue to do it himself, okay,
Speaker 1: and he couldn't tell.
Speaker 2: Just how attractive Cindy was because Ron could not have
Speaker 2: jumped on that freeway faster.
Speaker 3: You know, it's interesting how quickly our morals moral compass
Speaker 3: just dissolves in the face of a nice set.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you know what, if you would like to
Speaker 2: become our next charity case so we could hook you
Speaker 2: up with that hot guy or gal who got away,
Speaker 2: then email the show and maybe will convince you to
Speaker 2: apologize with ulterior motives.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,