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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode. What of alchemyes covid and

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes, that ken, I mean

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Speaker 1: gun to my head, I'd have to say ice cold

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Speaker 1: chocolate pudding. But I digress. Let's meet our alchemist, shall we?

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Speaker 1: In no particular orders? Say hello to great Kikowski and Kakao.

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Speaker 1: What's your problem with golf anyway? Uh? It's the game

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Speaker 1: of rich white men. Uh yeah, I'm terrible at it.

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Speaker 1: I wish I was better. I want to be on

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Speaker 1: the PG Gate tour. I just resent those guys. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I like it. Our palmer, though, sure, way to be current.

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Speaker 1: Look out, it's Chris Alvarado. Captain Chris. If I'm grilling salmon,

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Speaker 1: what's a good internal temperature? I want to reach internal temperature?

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Speaker 1: Was that a question for me? Chris? Oh, thank god,

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Speaker 1: thank god, thank god. That's my just completely cut out.

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Speaker 1: But but I got the screaming like they're super white hot. Okay,

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Speaker 1: A lot's going on here. Okay, cool, we can still

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Speaker 1: hear you. Okay, you asked the internal temperature of salmon

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Speaker 1: while grilling salmon for lady degrees? That's correct. That's unbelievable. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's actually one thirty five, but we'll accept

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Speaker 1: for eighty five Kevin for the real truth there. Yeah, James,

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Speaker 1: James was really bummed out by my joke. Answer. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean it was just dangerous because if you really

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Speaker 1: cook it to four hundred thirty five, that's like bursting

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Speaker 1: into flamesature salm and jerky. Hey, everybody is Jessica Low. Hi,

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Speaker 1: Jessica Low, and I love salmon jerky. Yeah, you do.

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Speaker 1: Just to the car favorite theme park and why please

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Speaker 1: Great America and right amer that's in my neck of

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Speaker 1: there was northern California. I think that's what it was.

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Speaker 1: That that can't be what I'm thinking of as a

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Speaker 1: little kid, was like a six Flags in the Midwest.

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Speaker 1: Great America. The smoothest roller coasters. I loved it because

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Speaker 1: I got a big noggin and the little neck so

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Speaker 1: it just rattles like a like a little Hawaiian girl doll.

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Speaker 1: Like okay, um, So when it's smooth there, I have

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Speaker 1: the need for speed, Kevin, I can dig it. I can.

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Speaker 1: I actually only ride roller coasters myself that are quote

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Speaker 1: unquote smooth, otherwise it doesn't work for me at all. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the rattling, the Rickety not a fan. Yeah, well thank

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Speaker 1: you for that, everybody. It's James Heney Bond. James Heney Bond.

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Speaker 1: What would be your secret agent gadget of choice? Oh? Man,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm going to have to double down on that. Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess I just have to be a real catch,

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Speaker 1: because if I had a time control device where I

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Speaker 1: could pause time on my secret agent device, that's what

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Speaker 1: it would be. If it's not. If I can't have

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Speaker 1: time control, then I don't know. Really nice small suitcase

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Speaker 1: that has countless costumes, and have you seen a James

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Speaker 1: Bond movie? A small suitcase with countless costumes and math

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Speaker 1: is his favorite gadget. Well, it would be like it's

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Speaker 1: it's your suitcase is a gadget, but it's it's a

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Speaker 1: it's a gadget because the suitcase it's a costume designer

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Speaker 1: is a costume designer. I don't know what the word

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Speaker 1: would be. Show it's like iron suit, but you're you

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Speaker 1: know what you look now like? You're you're a scientist.

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Speaker 1: And here it's okay. I didn't mean to pick the

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Speaker 1: one guy who's clearly never seen a James Bond movie,

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Speaker 1: But check your for scorpions. If you think of least,

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Speaker 1: it's Joey Greer baby cakes, tell me a bedtime story.

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Speaker 1: There once was a c with agents. Thank you, Let's

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Speaker 1: That's your name here talking with this dot com. Scene

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Speaker 1: to Thomas, who wrote, Hello Alchemists, James, avert your eyes.

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Speaker 1: This is for Kevin. I hope all of you are

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Speaker 1: doing all right in these weird and crazy times and

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Speaker 1: are keeping your sanity. I know that this podcast is

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Speaker 1: one of the only things keeping me from going nuts. Wow.

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Speaker 1: I take that as the highest compliment. In fact, I

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Speaker 1: used this podcast to keep track of what day it

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Speaker 1: is so I don't fall into an unscheduled nightmare. Huh.

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Speaker 1: But I digresses scheduled names the best kind. They're in

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Speaker 1: a Monday morning with costumes and masks. I have a

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Speaker 1: short suggestion. Uh, and I know you love them too,

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Speaker 1: So here you go, Burger. Keep up the great work.

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Speaker 1: You're all hilarious, especially you Joey. And I've grown to

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Speaker 1: love Caroline Connor. Oh isn't that something I'll pass along

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Speaker 1: can make it. Yes, apparently. Uh, we'll send photos as well, sir,

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Speaker 1: but I'm picking up, but I'm not picking favorites. Well,

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Speaker 1: aren't you? Stay safe and stay funny? Thomas from Virginia.

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Speaker 1: The one word suggestion Burger, Burger, blingling. Yes, welcome to

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Speaker 1: Larry's House of beggars. How may I take your order? Please?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you Larry? Oh that's funny. Larry's long gone,

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Speaker 1: I'm Cliff. Okay, Uh would you like a baga? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I was told to use the password burger. Oh right,

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Speaker 1: this way, young men through what watch the fryer? Well,

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Speaker 1: going right through the kitchen. Yep, that's right. This is

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Speaker 1: the way we took Elvis. Also, there's the door. Good luck?

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Speaker 1: What is this? It's like something out of a James

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Speaker 1: Bond movie. Alright, so the only thing that are wild

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Speaker 1: right now is me? No, but no seriousness aces up.

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Speaker 1: Jack's too poor. And then we got to make sure

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Speaker 1: that the queens all across the board. Let's go here

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Speaker 1: by there's a poker game going on. Who's this guy?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Man high? I got the password? I'm Clint.

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Speaker 1: You got the password? Where'd you get the password from? Clint? Am?

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Speaker 1: I not supposed to be here? But we'll find out,

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Speaker 1: won't We Just curious where you got the password from?

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Speaker 1: Are you allowed to tell us? Yeah, my buddy Jerry,

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Speaker 1: Jerry was supposed to be here by now. I guess

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Speaker 1: I'm here in this place? Maybe Burger by the way, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: no ship. How was she gonna get by? Cliff? You

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? What's your name? Bo Um? Clint?

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Speaker 1: You're Clint? I'm Clint. Didn't I say that? I thought

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Speaker 1: you were using a code name? You did say? Clint? Oh,

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Speaker 1: you'll you're all are using code names. Well, we're secret agents. Um.

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Speaker 1: I want to make an order? Yes? What can I

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Speaker 1: get you? I'd like to get a cheese burger. Well,

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Speaker 1: we've got all sorts of cheese, beggas. It's like chetta cheese,

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Speaker 1: Medican cheese with cheese, Colby Monterey Jack. Oh, well, let's

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Speaker 1: just start over. I'd like to get Hallebanio. Come here,

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Speaker 1: come closer. I like to get a cheese burger. You

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Speaker 1: wh I'm happy to help you. What would you like

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Speaker 1: on your cheeseburger, sir? I don't know a Swiss cheese,

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Speaker 1: Swiss cheese. Give me a Swiss cheeseburger, pickles, sure, yes, everything,

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Speaker 1: just just everything, Just get whatever it is, Just give

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Speaker 1: it to me. We call that run it through the garden. Yeah, fine, fine,

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Speaker 1: one cheeseburger, one cheeseburger, Swiss cheese, running through the garden,

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Speaker 1: the whole garden. More. Can I ask you guys something

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Speaker 1: to do? A lot of people get escorted back here

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Speaker 1: because I feel like burger is not a great password.

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Speaker 1: At a place called Larry's House of Burgers, just a

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Speaker 1: or cheeseburger, double patty bacon burger. So they won't let

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Speaker 1: you win if you say cheeseburger, even though that contains

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Speaker 1: you the wh different place. Clint, Enough of the questions,

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Speaker 1: enough of the questions. Do you win this game? No ship? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm in, I'm in, deal me in, all right? So

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Speaker 1: we're gonna tell you in here. Uh Now, the stakes

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Speaker 1: are a little high here, and I'm just talking about

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Speaker 1: the the ant I'm talking about. Loser has to spend

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Speaker 1: time with that white Bengal tiger. Jesus, I just noticed

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Speaker 1: that there were so many other stimula, you know when

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Speaker 1: I hit that room? Yeah wow, okay, yeah, normally doesn't

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Speaker 1: make noise until we pointed out, so now it's making

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Speaker 1: tons of noise. Um, what do you mean spend time with?

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Speaker 1: Take it out on a date, sex, sex. I don't

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Speaker 1: want this fucking cheeseburger. I want to get to the bear.

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Speaker 1: There's no reason for that sort of language. She said,

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Speaker 1: cheeseburger ten dollars, give me. I'm supposed to go back there,

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Speaker 1: and I gave you your change. The cheeseburger is yours,

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Speaker 1: And if you'd like to refill on that soda, just

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Speaker 1: help yourself. Listen, asshole, I know the secret word. Okay,

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Speaker 1: stop playing like a Tom Tom cheeseburger. Cheeseburger, cheeseburger. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm happy to help you if you'd like to get

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Speaker 1: some more cheeseburger, sir, But I don't appreciate those that

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Speaker 1: sort of language. Well, how was the game man, I

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Speaker 1: don't want this fucking cheeseburger. How was it did you

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Speaker 1: come out with the most game. It's it's a lie.

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Speaker 1: It's a lie. There's no such thing as a fucking

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Speaker 1: secret game in the back burgers. No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: My my cousin, he's a secret agent. He says, there's

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Speaker 1: a secret agent card game down there. Of shit, you no, no, Mandy,

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Speaker 1: you must have sucked it up. Man, Damn. I went

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Speaker 1: in there, cool as a cucumber, and I said the password,

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Speaker 1: and the guy looked at me like I was ordering

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Speaker 1: the cheeseburger. I mean, cool as a cucumber, dude. I

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Speaker 1: and flailing around there, and I heard you mouth sucking.

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Speaker 1: So then I said, uh, I said, uh, eat this

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Speaker 1: grenade through in her mouth and left. So, so, Clint,

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Speaker 1: what's uh what you've been working on? Oh, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: a a CPA in town. That's quite a cover. I

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Speaker 1: do Jerry's taxes. So and that explains a couple of things,

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Speaker 1: company's taxes. What are you talking about? I'm raised, by

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Speaker 1: the way, Um, yeah, I do. I do Jerry's Companies taxes. Yes, sorry,

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Speaker 1: new guy, how much do you raise? Uh, let's put

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Speaker 1: ahead and count out you're raised there, Clinton, and then

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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm just gonna fold this one. I

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Speaker 1: think Wait, wait a minute, do I what? What? When

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Speaker 1: do I have to make love to the tiger? Or

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Speaker 1: does does make love to me? If you lose all

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Speaker 1: onto these chips, and I'm just gonna toss in these cards.

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Speaker 1: Then all right, back to your latest assignment. Uh, well,

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Speaker 1: it's not so much an assignment as it is a career.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm a c p A. H'm not very busy

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Speaker 1: right now. Hold up, hold up, two clubs. We're paying.

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Speaker 1: We're playing agent rules here, so we know what that means. Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: put those guns down, guys, last, any last things you'd

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Speaker 1: like to say that the Clint what to a clubs

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Speaker 1: came up? No guy gets shots. A rule supposed to

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Speaker 1: know that, which is fucking with you? This guy. Jesus,

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Speaker 1: you were freaking out in there. Man, Okay, you were

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Speaker 1: freaking first. I started freaking out after the guy gave

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Speaker 1: me a second set of burgers. First, I was really chill.

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Speaker 1: I was extremely chill. So you're telling me weren't down

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Speaker 1: twenty bucks because you got to fucking cheeseburgers. Honestly, I

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Speaker 1: so it's a win win. What then, were you telling

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Speaker 1: me one burger cost twenty No, I got two burgers,

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Speaker 1: We don't need to get into everyone's personal affair. Everyone

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Speaker 1: thing is, it's probably just uh, just I've got a

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Speaker 1: tiny peep it's just super tighty Weedy've got a tiny peep.

415
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Speaker 1: It's a tiny weed. Can I just hold you there?

416
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Speaker 1: Hold up? Hold up, I'm in the middle of a

417
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Speaker 1: show here, hold yeah, yeah, listen. We've got a lot

418
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,679
Speaker 1: of people to see today, and I'm just curious. Is

419
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,120
Speaker 1: that more to your audition than the singing about your

420
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: tiny peep? Well, it's really oh, it's really uh. I

421
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: mean that's pretty much it. But so you're gonna you're

422
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 1: gonna dance about and then saying I have a tiny peep?

423
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: Is there a point in the show where you're gonna

424
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Speaker 1: show the peep? I mean, I wasn't gonna take it

425
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: off right away. I usually make the person really it's

426
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 1: kind of like, um, And just to be clear, when

427
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: you say peep, so I know we're talking about the

428
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: same thing you're talking about you. This season of America's

429
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: Got Talent is crazier than any season before. Will the

430
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: judges passed the man with the teeny tiny peep? Or

431
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: will he be forced to go back into the shadows

432
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: where he emerged? Okay, Steve, can I get just one

433
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: more take for and have fun with it? This time?

434
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: I am having fun. Sorry, I'm sorry, Kyle, Yeah, listen,

435
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: and this is just the moment for the show. He

436
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: dropped by, he's got a visitor's past. I let a mint.

437
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Steve. Take it again from the top,

438
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: if you don't mind. I really feel comfortable doing this

439
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: with this guy in the room. I mean, this has

440
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: got talent. Take two. This season of America's Got Talent

441
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 1: is crazier than ever before. Will the judges passed the

442
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: man with the teeny tiny peep or will he slink

443
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: back into the small shadow where talking about me? Okay,

444
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: hold on a sex Steve, Sorry, talking about me? That

445
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: was a perfect cutting into my my recording. No, it's

446
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: just in your headphones, it's not in the top. We

447
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: can we cut him out. What then, is how was

448
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: he talking to my head What do you mean you

449
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: went out of the job. You're doing promos for NBC.

450
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: I mean that's it's a great, great gig. Yeah, great gig,

451
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: my ass. Okay, I got a dude with a tiny

452
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: peepe coming into my gut in recording sessions, heckling me

453
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: while I'm recording. That's not what I did this herb Okay,

454
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: I came in here to be a voice for the

455
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: nation for it's not for you to judge other people.

456
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: I'm not judging anybody. This is the guy. This is

457
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: his song. Don't I don't have a big one. It's

458
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: not it's not the smallest. It's not the smallest, not

459
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 1: the biggest. But of course, of course, don't mind the

460
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: same thing. It's not the biggest of the smallest. It's

461
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: in the middle. It's a normal it's a normal sized,

462
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: good one. And it's just like it's just it's anytime

463
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: you see a people one in the gun. Damn Porto

464
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Speaker 1: and welcome back to and Radio. We are super lucky

465
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Speaker 1: to have with us today the teeny Tiny Peepleman, and

466
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Speaker 1: welcome to the teeny through the show teeny Tiny people Man.

467
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: Hi uh, it's it's really great to be on here.

468
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: It's I don't have to tell you, but you have

469
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: caught fire nationwide men everywhere. Yeah, being radio, it's kind

470
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: of hard, but yeah, we want to see it. Yeah,

471
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: I'll describe it. Well. Here, take take your hand, put

472
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: it in your front of your face. Go for now,

473
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: fold all of your fingers except for pinky. Now now

474
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: only look at the last all of your pinky finger.

475
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: Why do I have to put it in front of

476
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: my face. It's that small and if you want to

477
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: see it, that's you. Look all right, teeny man, what

478
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: do you want? Millions and millions of men across this

479
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: country have been singing your song and there's a bunch

480
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: of parodies. Everyone's having fun. And frankly, you've given You've

481
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: shown a light on the tiny peep world. Can you

482
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: hear that? Yeah, long time listener, first time caller, just

483
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: want to say that I've been listening to you guys

484
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 1: since day one. Love it? Uh whoop? See I got

485
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 1: my elbow? Uh uh. So just you guys have been

486
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: through through with me, through thick and thin and a

487
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: lot of emotions up and down. I just want to

488
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: say to the ten tiny weepy guy, you've you've brought

489
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: me a lot of strength in coming to terms with

490
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: the size of my because I got a normal I

491
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: got a normal average, good one. Oh no, there's nothing

492
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: wrong with normal and average, but it ain't a teeny weeny. Sorry,

493
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 1: go ahead, I'm sorry. Hey, Tina jam thanks for coming in. Listen.

494
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: We got the book back on the first quarter of

495
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: your Guys radio show, and I gotta be honest, there's

496
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: a spike here from from the last episode and uh

497
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: my elbow super fan, biggest fan ever. Um, But I

498
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm gonna have this job much longer.

499
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: If if the reason for this these high numbers is

500
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 1: in fact the teeny tiny peepman. M please tell me

501
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 1: you you're you're in a bit of a your in

502
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: between a rock and a hard placement. Right, I'm betweying

503
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: a rock in a hard place, because you do have

504
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: the best book we've had in maybe seventeen quarters. But

505
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: if it's all based on the size of a DS Peters,

506
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: I think there's gonna be blowback and buy that. I mean, oh,

507
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: we got it, okay. I mean there's a whole movement

508
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 1: out there called me Too, and I mean, you know

509
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: they've taken a back seat to the other movements. But

510
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: I feel like we're going to get lots of letters

511
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: and lots of emails, and I got to look out,

512
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: how do I answer these people who are going to

513
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: call in and write in and ask about this peeping business?

514
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: I mean, you say something, yeah, please, I've had sex.

515
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: Wait what sex with a lot of men? Okay? And

516
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: what do you think is average? Is actually huge majority

517
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: of men have tiny, tiny peeps, and I think he's

518
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: speaking to the everyman. It's like a little bell mushroom

519
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: in a bird's nest. Okay, thanks for the visual. So anyway,

520
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 1: I just like to get you know, the cost of

521
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: the wall repaired. But then somebody else had had a

522
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: complaint about a loud upstairs neighbor. I think, yeah, yeah, yeah, still, Okay,

523
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 1: I just wanted I just wanted to get this apartment

524
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 1: board beating back on track. Yeah. Well you know, you

525
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: know Margot. By the way, Margo, they all have to leave,

526
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,479
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna taken over the minute. So uh yeah,

527
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: so you want your wall fixed up? Yeah? Yeah, And

528
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: then let's just move on from me and get to

529
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: the loud upstairs neighbor. Well yeah, I mean, we gotta

530
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: allocate funds to that, and I don't know if we

531
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,439
Speaker 1: have anything in the wood chest that's gonna be able

532
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: to Timbo. Timbo, let me let me ask the questions.

533
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm the neighbor upstairs, and uh you know what, I

534
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: gave my answers to the guy with the condoms on

535
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,720
Speaker 1: the wall as to what the noise meant, and quite frankly,

536
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 1: I thought we were on the same team. So if

537
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: anybody else asked questions about the noise coming from my apartment,

538
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: I'm taking questions. Jesus christ Man, you're a little aggreb

539
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: for this man, you know what I mean. Maybe we

540
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: should just try to find you. Ever had a piece

541
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: of you, ever had a gun in your mouth before? Yeah? Okay, cool?

542
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 1: And so anyone else have any questions. Welcome to the

543
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 1: meetings of the Five Families. Now we are all obviously mafia,

544
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: but we're also families. I understand, Tony, you've been taking

545
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: care of the two block very good, very good. Uh. Antonio,

546
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: I understand you've taken care of all the bars, very nice,

547
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 1: very nice. Uh. Anthony, I understand you're taking care of

548
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: the off track off track betting very nice. Now when

549
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: it comes to you, you've been you've been dealing with

550
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 1: people at the Aloha Gardens apartment complex. Is that is

551
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: that your contribution to the Five Families? Yeah, listen, I

552
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,439
Speaker 1: mean I'll specify your meaning when you say dealing with

553
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: I'm doing all I can to make sure they don't

554
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:05,359
Speaker 1: hear the heroin distribution happening out of my apartment. But

555
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 1: I mean I'm bringing in dollars. I'm an earner. I've

556
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: always been an earner, and I got people complaining about noise.

557
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 1: You know, it's tough to bag this stuff up in silence.

558
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 1: You know, it's just say maybe we should just buy

559
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: the entire complex complex and then make it a you know,

560
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: a heroine. People can just how many times I've have

561
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 1: I asked for you guys to just pick up the

562
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: cost of the apartment building. I'm okay with that, but

563
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 1: you gotta get signatures. There's a way there, right, you

564
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: gotta go, door goes. I'll go do the door, all right.

565
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: I'll go back to see how many signatures I can

566
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: get and see how maybe that hangs out, bing bung.

567
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm sorry about just sitting in the apartment.

568
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: Could I talk to you, honey, just it's all right,

569
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: just mushing around. Yes, could I talk to you? Yeah,

570
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: you can. Hi. I'm a neighbor from upstairs. My name

571
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: is T and I was just curious if you could

572
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: sign this petition I'm making efforts to about the building.

573
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Oh so we would be evicted? Is

574
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: that right? You know, you'll be paid handsomely and you

575
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 1: could choose apartment of your choice from a list that

576
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 1: we have some of the nicer apartments in the Greater

577
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: Philadelphia VY. Oh wow. Um, well, I don't know if

578
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 1: I need to see what those apartments are, and I

579
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: need to talk to a lawyer. But this is interesting.

580
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: I can't just sign it right now. Just looking around,

581
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 1: I'm guessing you got about the eleven hundred square feet.

582
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 1: How does twenty four d square feet sound to you?

583
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my husband could ship all over that. Yeah,

584
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: that would sound fantastic. Okay, so we don't need to

585
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: involve your husband or his pants. His pianist is no,

586
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: not at all. No, I said pants. But let's go

587
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: either one neither. Okay, Well, thank you. Just sign your

588
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: name right there. Okay, there it. It's a long one,

589
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: so it's gonna take me a second. Wait a second.

590
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 1: You signed paperwork. I'm your lawyer. You gotta bring that

591
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 1: stuff to me. Yeah I did? What? Oh my god,

592
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: what's the problem. What's the problem. You don't sign anything

593
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: unless I say I'm your lawyer. Oh come on, I can't.

594
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: I gotta sign some things that can't have you around

595
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 1: seven And besides, you're so hard to get in contact with.

596
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: I'm a busy lawyer. Okay, well, maybe keep it, keep

597
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 1: it down. America's got talents coming on. Oh my god,

598
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:42,760
Speaker 1: this season of America's got talent. If you thought shipping

599
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,879
Speaker 1: in the bathroom was something, we'll take a look at

600
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 1: this stay at home husband who can ship on the floor.

601
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 1: That will be seen to everybody, seen too, just over

602
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: there in the area known as off the rail. Scene

603
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 1: three comes to us today from Thomas, who wrote, Hi, Alchemis,

604
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Speaker 1: I'm really glad you have continued the podcast during the

605
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: century plague. It's always hilarious and laughter is definitely appreciated.

606
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 1: Right now, my suggestion is comedy night at a Russian

607
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Speaker 1: goolog Thanks Thomas. All right, Hey, listen, Johnny big Shoes,

608
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Speaker 1: I got you, Uh, I got you a tight twenty

609
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Speaker 1: over it. Uh uh, well, I got directions here. Hold

610
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Speaker 1: on a second. There's a name it of looks like

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Speaker 1: goose stabs uh comedy hut. So if you got an

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Speaker 1: eight o'clock slot and I need you to do am

613
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Speaker 1: I going to be able to take off this cuffs?

614
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: These cuffs like I want to be up on the

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00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: stage and that look like working in the googlog? You

616
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: know what? Baby steps? Okay, baby step? Well, I just

617
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 1: need you to do it a lot of physical comedy.

618
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 1: It's yeah, you understand, believe me. I'm doing the best

619
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Speaker 1: I can. You can you work with me. I'm working

620
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Speaker 1: with you. It's just it's hard to write material in

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Speaker 1: the goolog while I'm you know, doing googog work. I'm

622
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Speaker 1: getting the gigs all right if you want to do

623
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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get out of the googlog like

624
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 1: it's are you getting paid extra to say the word goolog? Uh?

625
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 1: There are you hoping to get out of the googlog

626
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 1: by repeatedly saying is that something that you can control? Like,

627
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Speaker 1: I'll take anything that's out of the googlog. I better

628
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: hear some of this twenty minutes I've just booked you

629
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Speaker 1: to do. Give me, give me like the first three minutes. Okay, here, everybody,

630
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Speaker 1: it's a fun day at the Comedy Hut. And at

631
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Speaker 1: this point in time I usually fill in the name

632
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: of Hut that I'm doing the tight five or I

633
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 1: haven't done it twenty minutes said comedy Hut. Oh, it's

634
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: great night at Goosets Comedy Hunt. I had to bring

635
00:40:56,719 --> 00:41:02,879
Speaker 1: along my ball and chain good uh at that point

636
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,319
Speaker 1: to produce your wife. What are you talking about? No,

637
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: I bring I bring the Yeah, it's looked up to

638
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: my leg. Everybody thinks it's, you know, my wife, because

639
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 1: that's the you know, that's funny. That's funny works on

640
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 1: stage when I'm up on stage, it really works. Okay.

641
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: And then Casey, I'm looking at the tape you've submitted

642
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: to me with your client here, okay, And I like it.

643
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 1: Like the costume. I like that he's uh, you know,

644
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 1: it looks like some kind of twenties prisoner. Alright, funny,

645
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: but you know this his set is a lot of

646
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: posit and him kind of explaining what he's saying after

647
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: he says it. I just I don't know if that's

648
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: going to be what a G T wants. You know,

649
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 1: you're saying less expository. I don't know if he's ready yet.

650
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think he's He's polished enough to.

651
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: But you just get the tape on my other performer, right,

652
00:41:55,719 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: Tina Tina. Um, I don't Tina Twinkleman. Yes, she does

653
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: the impressions and the voices and the characters. Yeah, she

654
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: does underwater. Yeah, this is my impression of my mother

655
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: in law. This gulash is good. It's not good. Okay,

656
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:24,879
Speaker 1: it's an inappropriate temperature. It's too chunky. You're the thing.

657
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 1: My mother and law is a big cook. Here's here's

658
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: another one. The what just keep going? Baby? The problem

659
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 1: with where a forced labor is you can't work a

660
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: day in your life when it's forced. What's the expression

661
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: if you find something you love, you never work a

662
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: day in your life. Well, I sure I'm working hard

663
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: in the labor camp because it's forced. Is it funny? Tina?

664
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 1: We saw your set on America's Got Down fantastic. I

665
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: know the industry, I know it. Well, we want to

666
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 1: give you something here Netflix nobody has had. Okay, that's

667
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: sixteen specials. How does that sound new? I can do

668
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: original songs for one of them. I have the biggest

669
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: boobies in the land. Oh, I have the biggest boobies

670
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 1: in the land. They are like the mountains on my chest.

671
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: Here we go upstairs and I, um, whatever you put

672
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: off your head, I don't know. I'm just oh, look,

673
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: it is too good to play at Comedy Hut. Now

674
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: that she got Netflix special? Huh? Sorry, who did you

675
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: talk to? Was it? Christopher Walkin's nephew. He did have

676
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 1: a little walking in them. It seemed like, yes, okay,

677
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 1: so what what do you you want to come and

678
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: do your set tonight? Like I got no room, I

679
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 1: got no room. You have room, and you have rubles,

680
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 1: give me them. I'm not giving you my rubles. Look,

681
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: it's tough enough being in Russian prison, okay, Now running

682
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: comedies club within Russian prison even harder. Sounds like a

683
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: you problem? Okay, okay, you want you want fifteen, I

684
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 1: give you fifteen. Well what do you mean that I'm

685
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: getting my set taken from me? Like, it's just not fair.

686
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 1: How can I get pumped? I'm prepared for this. Tina

687
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: Twinkle minutes here she has to do. She is bigger name,

688
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 1: she had the same agent this me, and somehow he

689
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 1: liked her better. That sounds like that's bullshit. I just

690
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 1: learned that expression tonight, and I'm I'm going to use it. Really.

691
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: I like it. I like it. It's pretty good, it's

692
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,839
Speaker 1: pretty good. It's a great way to deflect any criticism

693
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 1: right away. I'm gonna take that, do you mind? Yeah?

694
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 1: I find so anyway. I'll give you a drink tickets

695
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 1: if you want, But I have no room for you

696
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: on stage tonight. Well that's I mean, couldn't I just

697
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: take seven minutes and she can seven minutes? Why do

698
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 1: you have to give all my fifteen minutes? No, it doesn't.

699
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 1: It's it's secrements of five. This is from time in memorials.

700
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,360
Speaker 1: You don't do seven? Where did you ever hear somebody

701
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: doing seven? I need it? Okay, fine, I don't think

702
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: I'm ever going to perform at this place again. Period.

703
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,799
Speaker 1: Well good luck. Because you're in Russian goolog so this

704
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:18,280
Speaker 1: is your option. Um, and you know, maybe move beyond

705
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: the prop comedy of just referring to the balling chain.

706
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 1: It's good, it's a good joke, it worked for many years.

707
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: Is a good opener. But where you go from there?

708
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: You got one prop? Yeah, in the PLoP in the

709
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 1: prop really keeps me as his trunk full of stuff

710
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: that he keeps going into. You got the one balling chain.

711
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: You got maybe two and a half jokes off of that.

712
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: It sounds like you problem. Oh you got me back? Hello, Yes, Hello,

713
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: sonny boy, it's your father. Oh Hi, listen, I'm getting

714
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 1: calls from people apparently you're representing itself as a douche bag. What. Yeah,

715
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: you're out there putting it the name of walking in

716
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: everyone's mouth. But they're saying the wrong things. They're spitting

717
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: out the wrong poison. If you follow me, I followed,

718
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: but I'm confused. I thought I was doing the right

719
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 1: thing by you, by us Netflix? Are you mocking me?

720
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:35,760
Speaker 1: It sounds to me like there's a mock in your tone. No, listen,

721
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: Sonny boy, can you get me a sit with those

722
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 1: pricks at Netflix? Of course you're gonna do that, no problem.

723
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 1: I want to pitch in. I want to pitch him

724
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 1: a stand up special where I show people how to

725
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: cook a chicken. So it's a cooking show or no,

726
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 1: it's all about jokes the chicken. It's like ventriloquism. The

727
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 1: chicken speaks for diferent languages. You got to see it

728
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: to believe it. That sounds horrifying. I don't want to

729
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: subject to anybody to focus test this. He's gonna be ventriloquisting.

730
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: Is that the chicken that he's cooking? It's not the

731
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: verb at all. You don't understand comedy. You're not funny,

732
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: you're not a good guy. Just Flix board member, And

733
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody's gonna want to sit through focus

734
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: testing of this. Well, then you don't know. All right,

735
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: Netflix has made all right, Carl. Apparently you've filled out

736
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: an application to become a Netflix board member, And I'm

737
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: just curious what that means to you. Well, Uh, my

738
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: family and I Netflix and chill often, and I think

739
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: that we've got I've got a really good um my

740
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 1: fingers on the pulse of families, and I think I'd

741
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,359
Speaker 1: be a great board member. And this, if you look

742
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: at the back, I was a parent teacher member of

743
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: the board. I don't see that you own actually any

744
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: of our the stock of the company. Oh no, not

745
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:11,439
Speaker 1: yet yet. Yeah, but I mean, so that's a little

746
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: snaff foo for us. All the board members own a

747
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: considerable amount of the stock. They're they're voting board members,

748
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 1: they're not just fans fans of the portal. Yeah, so

749
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 1: if you're willing to buy some stock today, what do

750
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 1: you mean they didn't accept your application. It seems like

751
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: we have to have I guess it's kind of like

752
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 1: a multi level marketing thing. I need to buy some stock.

753
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: I mean, we sold our home, okay, we we we

754
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: had to go fund a new apartment you said you're

755
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 1: gonna get this job and doesn't all good. What we

756
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: need to do is we need to borrow some money

757
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 1: from your parents so I can get some stock. Okay,

758
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 1: if I can get some stock. Yeah, but this is

759
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: different Netflix and going anywhere. This is a big company. Okay.

760
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: Just like you said, glass hats are gonna blow up? Okay,

761
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 1: they were they You know what it was? It was

762
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: bad timing. Who could have foreseen the changes in the

763
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: world that glass hats wouldn't be Yeah, I wonder I

764
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 1: returned this glass hat. Uh, there's a hairline crack in it,

765
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 1: and yeah, that wasn't there when you took it out

766
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: of our shop, right, So I just want to see

767
00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 1: if I could return it to get a new it's

768
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: broken glass hat. That's broken. You would need to buy

769
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 1: a new class hat. I thought that's what the warrantable

770
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: was for that. You just told me that was if

771
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 1: you look at the very bottom in the fine print,

772
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 1: it says really we're talking about fine print. Now, Listen,

773
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: I run a glass hat store. Do you think I

774
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: can take this kind of return? How would I stay

775
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: in business? That's a good question. I guess there's your question. Back.

776
00:50:53,000 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: Here's your money back. Thanks, just the family. Fuck, don't

777
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: slay on the door. Hi. I have shards, shards of

778
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 1: my hat and my scalp. We don't know whose hat

779
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: that is the only place that sells glass hats. No

780
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 1: that can that? Hnit be would business? It's shattered within

781
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 1: five minutes of me buying it. My head is bleeding.

782
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: You should use me. I need a refund from my hat.

783
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 1: I have a horrible sunburn all over my fail. You

784
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,439
Speaker 1: were supposed to put sunblock under it. Guys, you know what.

785
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 1: We're close now, Maybe come back tomorrow. Oh, everybody calmed down.

786
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: What kind of ass hats sells glass ats? Look, you're

787
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: our lawyer. You said that this was fine, This warranty

788
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: was was iron clad. What do you mean, I'm busy.

789
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,799
Speaker 1: I can't need every single thing you give me. I'm

790
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,959
Speaker 1: a busy you said to do you said, don't sign

791
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 1: anything until you read it. And then what happened? I

792
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,240
Speaker 1: sent you things for you to read for me to sign,

793
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: and then you reply to that saying I'm too busy.

794
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 1: I can't read all this, and then and then I

795
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 1: had to sign it. What do you mean exactly? That's

796
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: the problem? Uncle? Sign to help me. I'm a lawyer,

797
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: but you're telling me I can look. My husband has

798
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: just lost his business. You understand that, No, don't understand

799
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 1: that he lost his business? Wow? How because we opened

800
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 1: up a glass hat emporium. You said it was a

801
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: good move, and then we send you just send off

802
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: on the warranty? Oh boy, he said? What the legally

803
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,359
Speaker 1: was correct? Do you even find me attractive at all?

804
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 1: Is this? Is this a thing? God? It's like is it?

805
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 1: Whatever happened to? Hello? And can I buy you a drink?

806
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: What the fund are you? Jesus time there's a high

807
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 1: school street and we dated in high school? What do

808
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: you want? Let me miss you a question? What kind

809
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: of ass hat sells glass hats? Okay? Stop, Okay? I

810
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 1: love my husband. Okay, he might not be the smiles him.

811
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 1: You chose him, chose him? I chose him. How did

812
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 1: the phone call with the lawyer? Coo? Everything you said

813
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 1: it was he was a really good lawyer. We've just

814
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 1: been I just feel like a really ship on the

815
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 1: rug this time everywhere? And honey, I do I should

816
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: get the door? Hello, Hi, it's Tony next door. There's

817
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 1: there's now lube and ship coming through my walls and

818
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:54,320
Speaker 1: that's our show for today. What kind of an ass

819
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 1: at sells glass hats? Thank you also very damn much.

820
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,839
Speaker 1: Starting with Jessica Low, thank you so much. We love

821
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 1: having you on the show. Please come back as soon

822
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 1: as possible. Thank you. We're gonna have to throw Sonny

823
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 1: somewhere that's less comfortable for him because he's running our

824
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: house right now. Sorry, I had to step out for minutes.

825
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 1: It's okay. Sonny is a good boy until he's not.

826
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: That's true, aren't we all right? Well, we love you

827
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 1: madly and please come back soon. Joey Greer, thank you

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Speaker 1: Thank you? And happy to be here at Jeffy Grieber

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Speaker 1: good Night. It's my album. Check it out. Goodnight is

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be doing a live streaming show with a

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Speaker 1: to our Patreon v I P s. James Heeney, thanks

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Speaker 1: for having me. I just wanted to say it's not

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Speaker 1: you don't have to write a long letter. Some things

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Speaker 1: are very simple when it's a review. This one is

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Speaker 1: the very best, three exclamation points, the best improv comedy

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Speaker 1: Five star review. That was great, unbelievably. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: Thank you for sharing that and thank you for writing that.

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Speaker 1: reviews mean everything, Chris Alvarado. I remember the first seventeen

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Speaker 1: reviews that you wrote about this show, and uh, I

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Speaker 1: time to uh discuss the grievance I have with with another.

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Speaker 1: One of James's things is every time I turn my

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Speaker 1: computer on and then off and then back on, it

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Speaker 1: takes me to Discord immediately, and I had to like log,

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing is, some people find it so hard

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Speaker 1: to get in. I could, at any point in time

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Speaker 1: just be on a call with you. I could just

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Speaker 1: step into your computer and be hello, Chris, not I

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Speaker 1: was not true. I've been on Discord when you've been

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Speaker 1: I can't wait for all of this video to be

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Speaker 1: posted for the v I P members on the Patreon,

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Speaker 1: and thank all of you out there for tuning in

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Speaker 1: dolcum to this dot com. Let's thank our producer and

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Speaker 1: engineer to the stars, Mr Doug babe By, and the

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Speaker 1: fine folks that I hear media. Fumm, I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. We love you so very much. Please stay

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