1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: Scott you ready, gritty b I am so ready. I 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 1: am jacked up and ready to laugh and laugh. 3 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 2: And law dad arrested after police say he called eighteen 4 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 2: or nineteen times in under one hour to complain about 5 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 2: his son's homework. 6 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 1: Yeah no, that is not what our tax dollars are 7 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: there for. Pop quiz, hotshot. It's a brand new episode 8 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: of Bananas Do World. 9 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 2: Would you? It's not lizillion pieces? Would you? Ba, guys, gals, 10 00:00:55,040 --> 00:01:00,279 Speaker 2: dombinary pals. Welcome to this delightful new episode of Bananas. Hi, 11 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 2: Scottie landis my co host. 12 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,920 Speaker 1: Hey Kurt Brown, Oller, good to see you. We just 13 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 1: love doing the Bananas Podcast. Thank you to our day 14 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,679 Speaker 1: one murder ban animals. Thank you to the people that 15 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,480 Speaker 1: were there right when we kicked off because you like 16 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 1: to laugh and laugh and laugh. But also, if this 17 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 1: is your first time listening to the podcast, it's weird news. 18 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 1: It's weird guys telling funny stories. 19 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:25,080 Speaker 2: If anybody is going to be in Chicago or Madison 20 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 2: or Minneapolis in May May, third, fourth, and fifth, we're 21 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 2: gonna be there. 22 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:35,679 Speaker 1: May the third, be with you. Very topical joke and 23 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,280 Speaker 1: we're doing Cinco Demayo in. 24 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 2: Minneapolis at the Parkway Theater, and the day before we'll 25 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 2: be at Comedy on State, and the day before that 26 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 2: May third, we will be at the Den Theater. Tickets 27 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 2: are actually going pretty quick for all of these, so 28 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 2: if you're interested, please come out get your tickets now. 29 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 2: You can get your tickets at Bananas podcast dot com 30 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 2: or wherever you like to follow us, maybe probably on 31 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 2: Instagram because that's the only other place where at the 32 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 2: Bananas Podcast on Instagram and Scottie. This is our second 33 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 2: Bananas of the Day. 34 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:11,239 Speaker 1: Yes, sir, I have like the first time it does. 35 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 2: It feels like the very first time. It feels like 36 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 2: it's twenty February twenty twenty and we don't know what 37 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 2: a pandemic is. 38 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 1: You didn't know, We didn't know, but we were prepared. Oddly, 39 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 1: we handled it very well. 40 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:27,240 Speaker 2: I think, what have we ever recorded two bananas in 41 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 2: one day? I think this is a course. Maybe in 42 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 2: the almost four years we've been doing this podcast, this 43 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 2: is the first time we've done this, and I want 44 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 2: everybody to judge them. You've heard the ten am one already. 45 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 2: This is this is the three PM one. We have 46 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 2: to find out are we funny or at ten am 47 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 2: or three pm, so please no. 48 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 1: I had an English muffin today, kurt Y English muffin. 49 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 2: I love. I think an English muffin is one of 50 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,200 Speaker 2: the true joys of being alive. 51 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. Yeah, And I was, you know, I 52 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,359 Speaker 1: was buttering that sucker up. And I mean, it's all 53 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 1: all about the nooks and crannies, right, A. 54 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:07,400 Speaker 2: Dry English muffin is a psychopaths meal. 55 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a true sad meal. That is like 56 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: when your food dietitian is like, let's start with the basics. 57 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: Do a journal every day, Let's see what's bothering you. 58 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 1: You're like, I guess tomorrow is plain English muffin. That 59 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 1: is the baseline. But then I was thinking, I know 60 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 1: what nooks are, A reading nook, a breakfast nook. I 61 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,639 Speaker 1: know what a nook is. But I was like, what 62 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:28,799 Speaker 1: the hell is a cranny? 63 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:30,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, and did you look it up? 64 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 1: I did the research. This is an educational podcast. A 65 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:40,360 Speaker 1: cranny noun a small narrow space or opening, a slit 66 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:46,960 Speaker 1: or crevice. Boy, they nailed that. A campaign or corporate. 67 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 2: Next time you eat an English muffin, you just gotta go. 68 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 2: Oh that was a tight cranny. 69 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of the nook, but 70 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: I am obsessed lately. This muffin is giving cranny serving two. 71 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 2: In the Cranny one in the Nook. I'm so sorry. 72 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: We are back on track. I guess we're loopy when 73 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 1: we do number two. 74 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, I've did my third podcast of the day. I'm 75 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 2: pretty loopy. 76 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 1: I did. I did a radio show in New Zealand 77 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 1: and it was with It with Sean and Tama of 78 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 1: two very nice people, and we talked for fifty minutes 79 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 1: about Hollywood in between us doing bananas. So I love this. 80 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 2: Wait you did you did that too? Look at this. 81 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 2: This is both of our third podcasts of the day. 82 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, buddy, look at that. I love it. 83 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 2: In demand? Yeah me, all right, let's do it. So 84 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 2: here it is you ready, yes, sir? All right? So 85 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:51,280 Speaker 2: I know I told you about that homework man, but 86 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 2: that was just to wet your whistle. That'll be in 87 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,719 Speaker 2: the second half of the show. This is what I 88 00:04:56,760 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 2: want to talk about up front. This is five hundred 89 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 2: miles in a toy car, a Guinness World Record attempt 90 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 2: from Jacksonville to Key West. 91 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:11,719 Speaker 1: You know, I I'm so glad you're doing this because 92 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:14,840 Speaker 1: I was watching this person's stories. 93 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 2: I was like, I just followed them on the Banana's 94 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,480 Speaker 2: account and then you took like just now you were 95 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 2: hopping on there. 96 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 1: Yes. No, I was watching this like a week ago 97 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 1: and I was like, I can't believe Kurt and I 98 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,279 Speaker 1: didn't do this first. No, and not trying to steal 99 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,960 Speaker 1: any of their thunder No, no for you, because we 100 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 1: were very proud of you. 101 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 2: This was sent in by the classic, classic and classiest 102 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 2: Aaron Erdman. 103 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she rules. This was in news for Jacks 104 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:47,479 Speaker 1: that seems real. 105 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:53,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, Jacksonville, Florida, written by oh uh carry in loud. 106 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 1: Oh she's good, Thank you, Loo, She's good. She's the 107 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:58,360 Speaker 1: best in the bus. 108 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,200 Speaker 2: Looter is the best in the biz. How far are 109 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 2: you driven during a road trip? Okay, blah blah blah. 110 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:08,480 Speaker 2: Ask two women, cat this is my favorite. Two women. Cassie, Aaron, 111 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 2: and Lauren are attempting to five hundred mile drive from 112 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,599 Speaker 2: the coast of Florida to earn the Guinness World Record 113 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 2: for longest distance by toy Carr. Cassie and Lauren, who 114 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,119 Speaker 2: asked us not to use her last name. 115 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,719 Speaker 1: Is this true? Oh? That's what the news story said. 116 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:29,799 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, No, Lauren is on all social media. 117 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:33,279 Speaker 2: Her last name is not available, which I do find 118 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:38,560 Speaker 2: very funny to do a Guinness Book of World Records, 119 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:42,880 Speaker 2: not give your last name and have like News for 120 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,440 Speaker 2: Jacks do a five minute long story that airs on 121 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:49,960 Speaker 2: the on the channel. So it's Cassie aaron N Lauren 122 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:51,160 Speaker 2: what if her. 123 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:57,159 Speaker 1: Last name is Bower Wheels and she's just ashamed. She's like, 124 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 1: I've been trying not to be teased my whole life, 125 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:05,559 Speaker 1: but Lauren Bauer Wheels has been the albatross on my back. 126 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:10,360 Speaker 2: I respect Lauren for doing an incredibly public thing and 127 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:11,840 Speaker 2: expecting anonymity. 128 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 1: That's right. 129 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:17,040 Speaker 2: They're starting their journey at Friendship Fountain in Jacksonville, will 130 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:20,840 Speaker 2: end at the southernmost point Bowie in Keat West West, 131 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 2: with occasional assistance from Cassie's boyfriend Brandon Lecante. They expect 132 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:30,560 Speaker 2: the attempt to take two months. So the deal is, 133 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 2: I'm gonna just try and summarize here, Cassie. Yeah. So, 134 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 2: Cassie and Lauren have been friends since they were in 135 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 2: kindergarten in New Jersey. Couple and jay ladies doing good 136 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:47,840 Speaker 2: in the world, right, They just kind of came up 137 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,320 Speaker 2: with this ideas. They used to ride toy cars as kids. 138 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,000 Speaker 2: They got some photos of them and toy cars. 139 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,960 Speaker 1: It's very cute. I was so jealous of the kids 140 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,320 Speaker 1: that had power wheels. Oh yeah, that was like the 141 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 1: difference between middle class and upper middle class. You were like, yeah, 142 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 1: we ain't there. 143 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 2: We ain't them, We ain't them. And that is the 144 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:07,840 Speaker 2: reason I've never bought one for my child. I was like, oh, 145 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 2: you're not better than me. I don't want you riding 146 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,200 Speaker 2: around in your power wheels sinking. You're better than that. 147 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,200 Speaker 1: That's why I got your kids that little roller coaster. 148 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:17,520 Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what real power is? Gravity exactly, 149 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:22,000 Speaker 1: That's the real power. That's the real power. So all 150 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 1: I was the only person amongst us that understands how 151 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:29,680 Speaker 1: gravity works. So it worked out for us. 152 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,880 Speaker 2: The quote, We just love to do crazy adventures and 153 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 2: push the limits of what's possible, try to inspire other 154 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:38,520 Speaker 2: people in the process. Just Lauren said, why the million 155 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:42,160 Speaker 2: dollar question or record setting question? Why besides aiming for 156 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:45,840 Speaker 2: a Guinness World Record which currently doesn't exist. By the way, 157 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:49,720 Speaker 2: Cassie and just Lauren said, they're transformed the endeavor into 158 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,720 Speaker 2: memorable road trip. Why go five miles? Set a record? 159 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:53,240 Speaker 1: They could? 160 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:56,040 Speaker 2: They would win a world record for five miles when 161 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,800 Speaker 2: you can go five hundred? And did we mention their 162 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:03,199 Speaker 2: mission is also raising money to save animals. Great, oh job, yep. 163 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:10,080 Speaker 2: Their goal is ten grand Cassie owns a sock company. 164 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:13,880 Speaker 1: Hey, that's cool. Yeah, Cassie seems all right. I like 165 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:14,800 Speaker 1: this Cassie. 166 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,559 Speaker 2: I like them both. Honestly, we started following them on 167 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:22,440 Speaker 2: the Banana's account. You know, it really reminds me of 168 00:09:22,559 --> 00:09:24,640 Speaker 2: roused about a little bit. Of course it does, you know, 169 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:26,960 Speaker 2: of course it does. And if people don't know what 170 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,440 Speaker 2: I mean by roused about, it's when Scotty and I 171 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:34,200 Speaker 2: wrote a jet ski from Chicago to Mississippi for charity. 172 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:38,560 Speaker 2: And it's just those like everyday struggles. I love these 173 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:41,400 Speaker 2: types of stories. I'm obsessed. I like. I really like 174 00:09:41,559 --> 00:09:45,640 Speaker 2: reading through hiker books for people who like hike the 175 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:50,080 Speaker 2: PCT or Appalachian Trail. It's just like what you did 176 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:53,760 Speaker 2: each day, and I still find it endlessly fascinating. 177 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,000 Speaker 1: Do you have a trail name? I watched that one. 178 00:09:57,559 --> 00:10:00,760 Speaker 1: They called him mostly harmless or whatever. I think that 179 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,720 Speaker 1: was what it was. The HBO True crime thing. Do 180 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:05,760 Speaker 1: you have a trail name? You hike quite a bit? 181 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:06,800 Speaker 1: What need you get you at? 182 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:10,160 Speaker 2: I when I spent a month in the woods and 183 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,480 Speaker 2: it rained twenty seven out of thirty days. 184 00:10:12,559 --> 00:10:14,280 Speaker 1: But that's the saddest story. 185 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:19,000 Speaker 2: Other people, yeah, eating tune and naked out of a can. 186 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:23,920 Speaker 2: I the other people, like the guy who was was 187 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:28,520 Speaker 2: the groundskeeper, Steve Lee, start calling me wet Foot, So I. 188 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,200 Speaker 1: Would assume that that's your company. 189 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,719 Speaker 2: That's the name of my company as well, So I 190 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,320 Speaker 2: would assume that Wetfoot would be my trail name. But 191 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,439 Speaker 2: I think also when you do the PCT, you should 192 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,640 Speaker 2: have a PCT specific trail name. Do you know what 193 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:39,000 Speaker 2: I mean? 194 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,880 Speaker 1: Well, well, brainstorm, we'll noodle on it. When you're hike in, 195 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,679 Speaker 1: it'll come to you. Those are good flow state imagine 196 00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,520 Speaker 1: you'll have it. Oh yeah. 197 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,440 Speaker 2: Also, the thing about a trail name is you can't 198 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,559 Speaker 2: give it to yourself, and when people do, you can 199 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,640 Speaker 2: tell because they're like cool and you're just like, that's lame. 200 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,400 Speaker 2: You shouldn't have a cool trail name. You should always 201 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:01,880 Speaker 2: have a dorky like this, this is peanut butter. You know, 202 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,960 Speaker 2: you're just like why people everybody goes got to call 203 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:08,560 Speaker 2: me peanut butter because I ate peanut butter once. So 204 00:11:08,679 --> 00:11:12,160 Speaker 2: here's the craziest part. The rules and regulations for Guinness 205 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:16,240 Speaker 2: is intense. So the Guinness sent them this rule book. 206 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,120 Speaker 2: One of the things was that they had to travel 207 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 2: the entire length beforehand to make sure it was accessible, 208 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,439 Speaker 2: because part of it requires them to go through the Everglades, 209 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 2: which is that's a lot of work. 210 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's hot and sticky down there, a lot 211 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,120 Speaker 1: of boa constrictors. 212 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,480 Speaker 2: And then here it is the logbook and witness book. 213 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,800 Speaker 2: The two must also use a logbook to track every 214 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,120 Speaker 2: stop they make, even if it's to use the bathroom. 215 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:43,080 Speaker 2: They must record why they stopped in the logbook, include photos, receipts, 216 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,880 Speaker 2: and signatures of witness statements of individuals who saw them there. 217 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,800 Speaker 2: They also must take a picture with every known Florida 218 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,840 Speaker 2: landmark along the route. These details provide blah blah blah 219 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,840 Speaker 2: blah blah, and it's like that's fun. Yeah, and then 220 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,520 Speaker 2: then Guinness gives them a GPS tracker and all that 221 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:02,319 Speaker 2: sort of stuff. It definitely seems. Oh, and then they 222 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:06,440 Speaker 2: started doing it once they like began their journey and 223 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,920 Speaker 2: they had like big power problems. 224 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it. 225 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Speaker 2: Died within six miles. The whole thing, like the the 226 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:18,240 Speaker 2: the pedal that they pressed to go forward broke. So 227 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,120 Speaker 2: now they have like more expensive ones that can go 228 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,920 Speaker 2: eleven miles an hour, but they still have to they 229 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,040 Speaker 2: have to switch out batteries like every two hours or something. 230 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems like a battery issue more than anything. 231 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,440 Speaker 1: I mean, it's very funny. The visual is very funny 232 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:35,640 Speaker 1: because they're not extremely they're not like tall, big people. Yeah, 233 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,040 Speaker 1: but it's still an adult sitting in a child's card 234 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:41,120 Speaker 1: just going down the sidewalks of Florida, just going right along. 235 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,400 Speaker 1: It's really fun fun. 236 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:46,840 Speaker 2: Following them is the boyfriend on one of those like 237 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:50,480 Speaker 2: skateboards with just the one wheel in the middle, which 238 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,160 Speaker 2: is you realize how silly those look as well. 239 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:57,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's probably breaking a different record without even knowing it. 240 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,679 Speaker 2: And he's just like, I don't I don't need it. 241 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:03,520 Speaker 2: I don't need the the Guinness. But who funds Guinness 242 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,840 Speaker 2: World Records? People trying to break world records? 243 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:10,079 Speaker 1: Where do they make money? Remember that show that used 244 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,599 Speaker 1: to happen in New York where it was like the 245 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,000 Speaker 1: World Record Show. Remember that and people would just come 246 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,320 Speaker 1: and look up obscure things and be like, I'm going 247 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,600 Speaker 1: to beat that obscure thing. 248 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:22,000 Speaker 2: I created one mine was a record world record for 249 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,880 Speaker 2: number of people singing an all Mew version of Lean 250 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:27,200 Speaker 2: on Me. 251 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:29,800 Speaker 1: Oh that's a good song. 252 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,120 Speaker 2: But someone broke it later, which I was really excited 253 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:39,360 Speaker 2: about since having when you invent a world record, it's 254 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,160 Speaker 2: nice to have someone break it because you're like, now 255 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,360 Speaker 2: you're doing a dumb thing. 256 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,440 Speaker 1: I thought of, Yeah, I think that this one that 257 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: we're talking about will probably be broken, but I wish 258 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,800 Speaker 1: it wouldn't. I actually like that these two created it o. Yes, 259 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:56,319 Speaker 1: just the celebration of absurdity and friendship followed through with it. Yeah, 260 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,559 Speaker 1: and friendship. They're doing it together. 261 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:01,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, I really like them. Good, so good on these 262 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:06,559 Speaker 2: Cassie Erin and just Lauren Bananas of the week. I'm 263 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:08,960 Speaker 2: giving it to them. I'm giving it early in the episode. 264 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,560 Speaker 1: That's fine, they deserve it, and we wish you luck 265 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:16,120 Speaker 1: and God, that's taking way longer than I would expect it. 266 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,400 Speaker 1: But yeah, it's a battery issue. I guess. 267 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:21,000 Speaker 2: Here's my question, Scottie, what was your I had two 268 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 2: questions for you. 269 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,080 Speaker 1: One I'll take them both. 270 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,280 Speaker 2: What was your favorite part of the Roustabout Journey and 271 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,160 Speaker 2: what was your least favorite part of the Roustabout Journey. 272 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:36,000 Speaker 1: My favorite part, well, there was one time where we 273 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,080 Speaker 1: were south. We were definitely south of Missouri, we were 274 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,760 Speaker 1: still we were on the Mississippi and it was really 275 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,520 Speaker 1: flat and it was I think it was the day 276 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:50,160 Speaker 1: that you were eating noodle to be funny like low Maine. Yeah, 277 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:54,360 Speaker 1: but for about twenty god, for about twenty miles, so 278 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,680 Speaker 1: a pretty good chunk of time. All the followboats are 279 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:00,360 Speaker 1: going down. But the river was really glassy, because the 280 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,880 Speaker 1: Mississippi River is pretty crazy. It could be really anything. 281 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,680 Speaker 1: It can be choppy, it can be muddy. There's lots 282 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:10,000 Speaker 1: of logs, there's dead cows floating, and there's tires, there's barges. 283 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,560 Speaker 1: There really aren't boats, though I think people think that 284 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,680 Speaker 1: there's like boat traffic. It's just pretty much Kurt and barges. 285 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:19,720 Speaker 1: But I did see you at one point just probably 286 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 1: just yeah, twenty minutes, half an hour, just having so 287 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 1: much fun that you were like in, you were standing up, 288 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,960 Speaker 1: you were goofing off. We weren't even really filming. We 289 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,560 Speaker 1: were just making up miles because so many things went wrong, 290 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:36,280 Speaker 1: but I could see that you had the sense and 291 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 1: the aura of success. It was happening. You were overjoyed 292 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,840 Speaker 1: that we were getting paid or at least it was 293 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,160 Speaker 1: getting paid for to do it. But I remember it 294 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 1: was towards the end of the day and it was 295 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,360 Speaker 1: one of the better days where we just went so far. 296 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:53,280 Speaker 1: But I could tell that you it was what you 297 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,680 Speaker 1: had hoped it would be for probably the first time 298 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,600 Speaker 1: on that whole adventure. Yes, it was nine hundred miles. 299 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:03,160 Speaker 2: It was our second day. We had just left the 300 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:08,320 Speaker 2: Saint Louis arch on the Mississippi and we got like 301 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,880 Speaker 2: maybe yeah, twenty thirty mins. That was my favorite part 302 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,080 Speaker 2: of that trip as well. 303 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,440 Speaker 1: You were happy, So I was happy seeing that it 304 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 1: was working and that you were. 305 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,560 Speaker 2: Like, this was it and this was what I imagined. 306 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,240 Speaker 2: This is what I imagined this entire time. We did 307 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:25,760 Speaker 2: eighty miles that day on the river. It was grand. 308 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:29,000 Speaker 1: It was just blissed eagles. 309 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:33,560 Speaker 2: That's like I think of that moment as like a 310 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:36,720 Speaker 2: like a peak of my life. I will think about 311 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,400 Speaker 2: that moment when I die. 312 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:43,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, that one was good. So that was definitely the 313 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,960 Speaker 1: high watermark. For me was just seeing your overwhelming joy 314 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,200 Speaker 1: and I think like Benji and the other camera guys 315 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:53,240 Speaker 1: were filming you. Chris Darnell, another great shooter, but you 316 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,440 Speaker 1: were miked up, but we couldn't hear you you were 317 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,800 Speaker 1: too far away. That was fun. And then after the 318 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:03,480 Speaker 1: worst part was pro probably I mean I liked when 319 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:07,000 Speaker 1: things were going wrong. I thought it was hilarious how 320 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:15,120 Speaker 1: badly things were going almost the entire time. Okay, I'm 321 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:18,040 Speaker 1: gonna be honest, because I don't think it matters. I mean, 322 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:20,800 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter anymore. I didn't like that the executives 323 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,600 Speaker 1: came with us, No, it kind of my least favorite 324 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,680 Speaker 1: part was three executives from Kami Central demanded to come 325 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:29,199 Speaker 1: with us, which ate up our budget. We had to 326 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,719 Speaker 1: get them hotel rooms, we had to get them flights, 327 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,040 Speaker 1: we had to get the rental cars, and so that 328 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,760 Speaker 1: there were three of them. Two of them are our 329 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,879 Speaker 1: acquaintances and friends, like there are two guys that I 330 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,400 Speaker 1: still know to this day. But I think that they 331 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:47,080 Speaker 1: fucked us by not giving the money to us so 332 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:49,720 Speaker 1: that we could have pulled off bigger stunts, bigger pranks, 333 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,000 Speaker 1: bigger events. 334 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,919 Speaker 2: Ah yeah. 335 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,200 Speaker 1: But also producer's point of view. 336 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:59,120 Speaker 2: Right, But also I do think like that's probably the 337 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:03,080 Speaker 2: reason it got fun. Yeah, because they were like, They're like, well, 338 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,320 Speaker 2: we could do this, this would be fun. Wouldn't you 339 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:08,760 Speaker 2: want to travel the length of the Mississippi on boat? 340 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,000 Speaker 1: Yeah? They that's right, you're right. Yeah. But that was 341 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,760 Speaker 1: my least favorite part was having to check in with 342 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:20,240 Speaker 1: them and not just have that extra let's say five grand, 343 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,160 Speaker 1: just to tear it down. And then I would say 344 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,320 Speaker 1: my second part, which might be your sorry to cut in, 345 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,720 Speaker 1: was my second favorite thing was when we stopped and 346 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:33,080 Speaker 1: you took the young girl to her high school graduation 347 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,760 Speaker 1: on the back of it, and we had a drone 348 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,719 Speaker 1: that they forgot to charge, so the drone went up 349 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,600 Speaker 1: into the sky and then immediately ran out of power. 350 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,920 Speaker 1: The remote control ran out of power, not the actual drone. 351 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,160 Speaker 1: They didn't put new batteries in the remote control. Yeah, 352 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,800 Speaker 1: so it lost signal and crashed and sunk instantly because 353 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,359 Speaker 1: they didn't put fullotations. 354 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,359 Speaker 2: And we never got one shot with it. So I 355 00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:54,720 Speaker 2: think it was like ten It was like six thousand 356 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,920 Speaker 2: dollars of a budget that wasn't very large, and then 357 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:02,439 Speaker 2: it just turned off over the river instantly, the moment 358 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,520 Speaker 2: it was the man, the moment it was launched. That's 359 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,480 Speaker 2: so funny. 360 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,679 Speaker 1: Those are mine? What was yours? Also, you guys can 361 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:11,520 Speaker 1: watch this on YouTube. 362 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:14,480 Speaker 2: I still oh yeah, you can just google roused about 363 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:18,080 Speaker 2: jet ski and uh yeah it's there. My so my. 364 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,720 Speaker 2: That was my favorite moment that you mentioned before. My 365 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:25,679 Speaker 2: least favorite moment, I think was the beginning when I 366 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:30,439 Speaker 2: realized it wasn't boredom. I was like, oh, this is 367 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:34,560 Speaker 2: not what it's supposed to be like. And the fact 368 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:38,720 Speaker 2: that this guy had screwed us over. And this is 369 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:42,840 Speaker 2: the craziest part. This guy convinced the entire production crew 370 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:46,439 Speaker 2: to not stop for gas and fill up the boats 371 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:49,080 Speaker 2: and the jet ski before we started this trip. 372 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:50,280 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that sucked. 373 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:54,080 Speaker 2: He convinced everyone that there were three counted one two, 374 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:58,400 Speaker 2: three gas stations on the Chicago River because we started 375 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,280 Speaker 2: in Lake Michigan. 376 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:00,360 Speaker 1: We did. 377 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,679 Speaker 2: And this guy, I call him Tomato Shorts, just like 378 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,720 Speaker 2: a weird boat a guy who just lives on a 379 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:11,480 Speaker 2: boat in North Carolina or something Tennessee tom. 380 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:15,400 Speaker 1: Break Yeah, the Turtle Green Turtle Marina or something like that. 381 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,160 Speaker 2: And I could tell like the water safety guy who 382 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,240 Speaker 2: was like a former Navy seal or whatever. Yeah, nice guy, 383 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:26,440 Speaker 2: nice guy. He was furious at that dude, and also 384 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,920 Speaker 2: at himself that he wasn't like, no, fuck you, we're 385 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,359 Speaker 2: gonna fill. That's the main thing you do before you 386 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,480 Speaker 2: start a long trip is you make sure all the 387 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,280 Speaker 2: boats have gas. You know, I couldn't do it because 388 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,919 Speaker 2: I was like with Wyatt Sadak, who was dressed up 389 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,160 Speaker 2: as President Lincoln. 390 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,119 Speaker 1: Yes, you know, like we. 391 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,720 Speaker 2: Were doing like a whole weird thing at the Navy 392 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,359 Speaker 2: pier in Chicago. But the fact that we were running 393 00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:51,040 Speaker 2: out of gas and we had to go like one 394 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:54,320 Speaker 2: mile an hour down the Illinois River and not make 395 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,280 Speaker 2: any time, which is so disgusting, and also like oh, 396 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,640 Speaker 2: we're just not We're never gonna make our. 397 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,760 Speaker 1: Ales or whatever. That was. 398 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,640 Speaker 2: That was very frustrating. But also it was the excitement 399 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,760 Speaker 2: of beginning. It was like the excitement of beginning, and 400 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,320 Speaker 2: then like the immediate it was like it was the 401 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,159 Speaker 2: whole trip in one day. Honestly, you know, it was 402 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,240 Speaker 2: like this excitement of what we're doing, and then the 403 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:21,159 Speaker 2: disappointment of the idiocy and the logistical problems and the 404 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,840 Speaker 2: exhaustion and everything combined and also I was wearing a 405 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,719 Speaker 2: full wet soup because we started in Lake Michigan and 406 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,680 Speaker 2: I peed in it. And that is a mistake when 407 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,600 Speaker 2: you in a hot day on the Chicago. 408 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,920 Speaker 1: River no water flowing through and the water was warm, 409 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:41,399 Speaker 1: full of condoms and tampos applicators. 410 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,560 Speaker 2: Not a good idea. I got a big old rash 411 00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,400 Speaker 2: on my first day. 412 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:53,080 Speaker 1: We speaking of change of heart. Carrie Midton sent this in. 413 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:55,440 Speaker 1: I think this is Carrie's first story. Thank you, Carrie. 414 00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:02,000 Speaker 1: Jason Turk of k RSTV dot com wrote this because 415 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:05,840 Speaker 1: Jason doesn't goof around when it comes to strange news. 416 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:06,680 Speaker 2: Oh no, he does not. 417 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:11,240 Speaker 1: Jason turns downs, he tickles the keys. He makes sure 418 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,720 Speaker 1: that people like you and me know he's the best 419 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:18,120 Speaker 1: in the abyss. Eureka man robs Bank feels bad, has 420 00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,920 Speaker 1: a change of heart and turns himself in. 421 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,400 Speaker 2: I love this. I love the The title is well written, 422 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,959 Speaker 2: a headline well written. 423 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:30,320 Speaker 1: Jason Turk knows how to type. Eureka, California, which is 424 00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,720 Speaker 1: a real town for those who didn't know. I think 425 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,359 Speaker 1: the Coastguard has a base there. I've been to Eureka. 426 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,119 Speaker 2: It's a delight. 427 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:40,720 Speaker 1: Okay, good coastal town Eureka man turned himself into police 428 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:46,240 Speaker 1: shortly after reportedly robbing a bank on Wednesday. Eureka Police 429 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,760 Speaker 1: EPD if you couldn't have figured that out look in 430 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 1: the mirror, say they receive reports of a bank robbery 431 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,399 Speaker 1: at approximately nine to twenty am on Wednesday. Police arrived 432 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,480 Speaker 1: to the bank, located on the seven hundred block of 433 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,200 Speaker 1: Fifth Street, to find the suspect had already run off. 434 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,679 Speaker 1: Witnesses told police the suspect, after entering the bank, handed 435 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,880 Speaker 1: the teller note which claimed he was arm and actively 436 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:12,760 Speaker 1: robbed the bank. After handing the suspect an undisclosed amount 437 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,879 Speaker 1: of cash, he fled the bank on foot. Police were 438 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,680 Speaker 1: searching the nearby area when they heard that the suspect, 439 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:22,080 Speaker 1: identified as a fifty eight year old Eureka resident named 440 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:26,160 Speaker 1: Jonathan Henning, had been detained at the Humboldt County Courthouse, 441 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:31,080 Speaker 1: just one block from the bank. Henning reportedly told law 442 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,040 Speaker 1: enforcement that while leaving the scene of the robbery, he 443 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:38,960 Speaker 1: quote began to regret his actions end quote. Police say 444 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,080 Speaker 1: Henning walked into the courthouse and simply surrendered himself to 445 00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:45,000 Speaker 1: security guards, who in turn called the police. All the 446 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,320 Speaker 1: cash from the robbery was allegedly found. Police said Henning 447 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,480 Speaker 1: did not have any weapons on him at the time 448 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,160 Speaker 1: of his arrest. He has been booked into the Humboldt 449 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,639 Speaker 1: County Correctional Facility for a robbery charge. 450 00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:58,120 Speaker 2: This is fascinating. 451 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,240 Speaker 1: I mean, to let this guy off. 452 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:04,560 Speaker 2: You got to. He walked one block and turned himself in. 453 00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:10,520 Speaker 1: No gun, no knife, no bomb. He clearly is having 454 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:14,960 Speaker 1: a hard time to me, like, what do you think. 455 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,160 Speaker 2: A month and two nights a month? 456 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,480 Speaker 1: Oh my god, two nights. I mean, I feel like 457 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,080 Speaker 1: he went through the remorse. I don't think he'll do 458 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,840 Speaker 1: it again. You just give him enough so that if 459 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,840 Speaker 1: he does do it again, it's a second strike or whatever. 460 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:34,119 Speaker 1: He's longer. But he turned himself in. He didn't hurt anybody. 461 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,640 Speaker 1: I think all the money was recovered. 462 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,760 Speaker 2: I think this is like a lot of community service. 463 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,840 Speaker 2: Give him, like, oh, okay, two hundred hours of community service, 464 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,280 Speaker 2: you know, let him paint a mural for some kids 465 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,000 Speaker 2: or something. This is where he does. This guy doesn't 466 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:49,960 Speaker 2: need to be in jail. 467 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,919 Speaker 1: Yeah. By my community service was two things for to 468 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,960 Speaker 1: graduate high school. One was I was the manager of 469 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,439 Speaker 1: the girls lacrosse team for a season, very smart and 470 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,119 Speaker 1: all the prettiest girls. I just kept score and I 471 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,919 Speaker 1: was good at lacrosse. I had hurt my knees, so 472 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,840 Speaker 1: I just played catch with the goalie and shot on 473 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,840 Speaker 1: the goal and got you know, forty of the hours. 474 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,639 Speaker 1: And then my second one was my senior year. I 475 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:17,440 Speaker 1: became the chairman of the Senior Citizens' Prom at our 476 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:22,760 Speaker 1: high school, where we brought into retirement community sort of 477 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,720 Speaker 1: nursing home situations, and we threw a prom in the 478 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,600 Speaker 1: gym and all these old ladies. It was mostly old ladies. 479 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,800 Speaker 1: You know that the ladies tend outlived the gents, but 480 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,240 Speaker 1: there were a bunch of old men dressed to the nines. 481 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,520 Speaker 1: We had a photo setup. We had like a stand 482 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,199 Speaker 1: set up, like kind of old and mill style, so 483 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,880 Speaker 1: I just have all these photos with me and these 484 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,480 Speaker 1: old ladies. I was in a suit. And then a 485 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,040 Speaker 1: Chinese restaurant nearby sponsored the whole thing. So everybody's just 486 00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,560 Speaker 1: eating white rice and beefrom broccoli. And we had it 487 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,040 Speaker 1: at three pm on a Sunday, so the olds could 488 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,520 Speaker 1: be in bed by six pm. Oh my god, that 489 00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:02,440 Speaker 1: I was the chairman. The chair I had to write letters, 490 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:06,040 Speaker 1: make phone calls. I was flirting with the old lady's name, 491 00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,360 Speaker 1: like you know, Dorothy and Winnie and Virginia. 492 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,800 Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so cool. 493 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,200 Speaker 1: It was the best. It was the greatest thing I 494 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:13,960 Speaker 1: did in high school. 495 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:15,840 Speaker 2: That sounds so fun. 496 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,480 Speaker 1: It was great because they I think that we provided 497 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,919 Speaker 1: like shuttle buses or the living communities did the retirement communities. 498 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:29,240 Speaker 1: But they came dressed up, they knew each other, they 499 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,479 Speaker 1: were I mean they were dancing. These were sixty seventy eighty. No, 500 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,760 Speaker 1: I don't think anybody was over an eighty, but you know, 501 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,440 Speaker 1: at that point, nobody's checking IDs. 502 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:36,720 Speaker 2: Yeah. 503 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:40,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was awesome. That was my final twenty hours 504 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,440 Speaker 1: of community service was chairing the Senior Citizens prom. 505 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,600 Speaker 2: Oh that is really good. That is like classic Scottie 506 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,800 Speaker 2: Land as I can imagine a young Scottie Land is 507 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,040 Speaker 2: doing it. I really can. 508 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,280 Speaker 1: I wonder if my parents do listen to the pod. Mom, 509 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,520 Speaker 1: if you have any of those photos, send them my way. 510 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,960 Speaker 1: I'll post them on our Instagram. 511 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,240 Speaker 2: Let's get into some uh, it's get into some shot. 512 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:07,959 Speaker 2: Some thumbs up before I, uh, I tell this dad story. 513 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:12,320 Speaker 1: Oh we're coming back to dad thumbs ups. I got 514 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,160 Speaker 1: so Maddy Man. I think thumbs ups are now more 515 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:20,120 Speaker 1: popular than shout outs, so they came rolled really, Oh yeah, 516 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:25,679 Speaker 1: I'm now I'm years behind. Callie Smith wants the thumbs 517 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:30,720 Speaker 1: her husband Tom Up Tom Is tom Is. Tom is 518 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,960 Speaker 1: currently fighting for the us PS Postal Union, the United 519 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,280 Speaker 1: States Postal Service Postal Union, to stop a consolidation of 520 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:42,399 Speaker 1: two processing plants in New England into only one processing plant. 521 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:47,879 Speaker 1: He's been traveling to town hall meetings in Vermont because 522 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,199 Speaker 1: she says, basically, if they do that, parts of the 523 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,720 Speaker 1: state won't receive packages and mail regularly if they go 524 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,920 Speaker 1: down to So it's a I mean, that's crazy. Mail 525 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,879 Speaker 1: is the everybody has a box in their yards and 526 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,159 Speaker 1: you can put paper notes to each other in it. 527 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,920 Speaker 1: It's the greatest thing we ever did. It's so confusing 528 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,880 Speaker 1: as to how it works. Calli says of the town 529 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,720 Speaker 1: hall meeting in Vermont that Tom hated every minute of it, 530 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,119 Speaker 1: and I need to say, well, we love Vermont. On 531 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,359 Speaker 1: the Bananas Podcast, I would say Vermont is a top 532 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,880 Speaker 1: eight state on the Bananas Podcast. 533 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,320 Speaker 2: Top eight state for one of the hosts of the 534 00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:34,639 Speaker 2: Bananas Podcast, It's New Hampshire that rocks can really eat rocks. 535 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,320 Speaker 2: I really do agree, but you know, I have a 536 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,880 Speaker 2: general dislike and when I say dislike, it's like an 537 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:45,240 Speaker 2: actual love, but a general dislike for all of New England. 538 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:49,360 Speaker 2: So I give my ear my ear facing north to 539 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:54,720 Speaker 2: New England and your old timey town with an e. 540 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,960 Speaker 1: Good pancakes and Vermont. Don't deny it. 541 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,000 Speaker 2: I am going to be in vermon On in October 542 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:04,960 Speaker 2: October ten to eleventh and twelfth at the Vermont Comedy Club, 543 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,680 Speaker 2: which is one of the nicest clubs in the country. 544 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:11,800 Speaker 1: Of course it is. It's a top eight star. Okay. 545 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,840 Speaker 1: Next up, Akiva wants the thumbs up his wife Shoshana, 546 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,880 Speaker 1: for starting a full time job after a long and 547 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,280 Speaker 1: stressful two years of job hunting. People always act like 548 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,280 Speaker 1: it's so easy to go get a job and everybody's hiring, 549 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:27,400 Speaker 1: but it's not. It's very difficult. So Shshaana, congratulations, nice work. 550 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,680 Speaker 1: Did it. Enjoy this victory? The Banana Boys are proud 551 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:35,640 Speaker 1: of you. Between moving between college ending, I moved to Atlanta. 552 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,600 Speaker 1: Between Atlanta and Brooklyn, I was home for just a 553 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,840 Speaker 1: couple months and I needed a job and I went 554 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:44,040 Speaker 1: to a brand new movie theater in Hunt Valley and 555 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,600 Speaker 1: I tried to get a job as a projectionist. I 556 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,800 Speaker 1: saw it online. It was twelve dollars an hour or something, 557 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,120 Speaker 1: and they wouldn't hire me. And they just kept posting 558 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,920 Speaker 1: the ad and I was like, it was on monster 559 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,320 Speaker 1: dot com. To date it a little bit and they 560 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,440 Speaker 1: were like, you're just overqualified. I'm like, well, can I 561 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,320 Speaker 1: sell popcorn or I just need a job man? 562 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:06,400 Speaker 2: They were like, no, overqualified for being a projectionist. 563 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, because I had a bachelor's degree. 564 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,360 Speaker 2: Because you're gonna leave. They don't want to like train 565 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,959 Speaker 2: someone in the projection arts. 566 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,400 Speaker 1: It's not as easy. People always like to act like 567 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:18,480 Speaker 1: there's just jobs falling out of the walls, but they're 568 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:24,600 Speaker 1: not anyways. Arthur wants to thumbs up their partner Shelby, Yeah, 569 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,800 Speaker 1: and thumbs themselves up. At the same time, Shelby was 570 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:31,400 Speaker 1: accepted for the Advanced Standing of Masters and Social Work 571 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,080 Speaker 1: and already got a job as a case manager at 572 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:38,960 Speaker 1: a homeless shelter for LGBTQ plus individuals. Yeah, we love that. 573 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:43,840 Speaker 1: Arthur's thumbsing themselves up for being accepted to a bachelor's 574 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,880 Speaker 1: program in social work with the hope to get their 575 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:49,880 Speaker 1: masters and become a therapist for LGBTQ plus youth. Wow, 576 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,560 Speaker 1: they have a transgendered child and our allies fighting for 577 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:58,080 Speaker 1: equal rights for everybody. Right on, thumbs thumbs up, and 578 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:03,200 Speaker 1: last but not least, don g down is her name? 579 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:07,959 Speaker 1: Wants to shout out and thumbs up. Rosewoods Dance Collaborative. 580 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,680 Speaker 1: They are having their first production on April seventh. April 581 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:16,240 Speaker 1: seventh in Portland, Maine. They're doing a production called they 582 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,240 Speaker 1: Sat There Feeling Happy together, just like you and me 583 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:24,000 Speaker 1: right now? Yeah, the show is free, Okay, it follows 584 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,600 Speaker 1: a free children's movement workshop. I bet your kids would 585 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,240 Speaker 1: love that. Go oh helly if you were in Portland, Maine. 586 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,560 Speaker 1: What is Rosewood's Dance Collective. It's an art focused dance 587 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:39,600 Speaker 1: theater that approaches social commentary with pantomime inspired comedy and absurdism. 588 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,440 Speaker 1: Oh wow, I like the most bananas. 589 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,800 Speaker 2: I like Portland, Maine. It's a real it's good food. 590 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,640 Speaker 2: It's kind of cute and nartsy, and it kind of 591 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,200 Speaker 2: feels like you're gonna get beat up everywhere you go. 592 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,320 Speaker 2: It's a real it's a real weird feel. 593 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:58,000 Speaker 1: But not. On April seventh, at the They Sat There 594 00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:58,920 Speaker 1: feeling happy to. 595 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,400 Speaker 2: You, that's just duck shit delightful. 596 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:04,120 Speaker 1: And I made a donation. 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Four 611 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,440 Speaker 2: years in, we're still a growing little post. 612 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,320 Speaker 1: We're growing though, we're growing the silliest little podcast, but 613 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,280 Speaker 1: we wouldn't be the silliest medium little podcast. 614 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, here it is scunny. 615 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:53,760 Speaker 1: Hit me. 616 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,160 Speaker 2: Dad arrested after police say he called eighteen or nineteen 617 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,800 Speaker 2: times in under an hour to complain about his son's homework. 618 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,080 Speaker 2: Was sent in by Cali register Robertson. Thank you, Cali 619 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:08,680 Speaker 2: A Plus, you can send your stories to the Bananas 620 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,640 Speaker 2: Podcast on Instagram or email them to us at the 621 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,840 Speaker 2: Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. This was in Today. 622 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:23,680 Speaker 2: This was written by Elise Solet for Today. At least 623 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,200 Speaker 2: Sola is the base in zebies. 624 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,560 Speaker 1: We do love her so very much. 625 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,760 Speaker 2: Thank you, Elise and Ohio dad was arrested after repeatedly 626 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:35,120 Speaker 2: calling a school and then the police, and then the 627 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,840 Speaker 2: police to complain about his child's homework. Police says, this 628 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,560 Speaker 2: dude does not like all the. 629 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,800 Speaker 1: Time, dude, this happens all the time. My friends that 630 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,560 Speaker 1: are police in Maryland, they were like, I'm just so 631 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,840 Speaker 1: sick of telling kids parents going, can you tell him 632 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,080 Speaker 1: to do his homework? This happens. 633 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,080 Speaker 2: This is insane. Detective Sergeant Adam Price of the Oxford 634 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,000 Speaker 2: Police Department tells Today dot com that Adam Sizemore called 635 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:59,640 Speaker 2: the police, called the police approximately eighteen or nineteen times 636 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,800 Speaker 2: unless in an hour. This is a bold man. This 637 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,360 Speaker 2: is a bold man. It was disruptive, says Price. This 638 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,399 Speaker 2: is a K to five schools, so there's not an 639 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:12,600 Speaker 2: abnormal amount of homework. It's a K. It's kindergarten through 640 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,680 Speaker 2: fifth grade. There's not our we don't do homework at 641 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:21,399 Speaker 2: our public school. But there can't possibly be more than 642 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,839 Speaker 2: fifteen minutes of homework here. Size Wog tells Today dot 643 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,960 Speaker 2: Com in a voice now that most of the accusations 644 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,800 Speaker 2: aren't true. I'm a single dad of a boy and 645 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,520 Speaker 2: a girl, and I'm just trying to do the best 646 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,799 Speaker 2: I can and that's all I can do. Seismore says, 647 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,279 Speaker 2: people make mistakes. It is totally This dude is at 648 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,400 Speaker 2: the end of his rope. 649 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:38,160 Speaker 1: Yes, he is. 650 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:43,400 Speaker 2: It definitely seems like, maybe stop calling the police about homework. Thought, 651 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,400 Speaker 2: maybe stop on the twelfth call to the police. 652 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, switch it over to the you know, DEA or 653 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,120 Speaker 1: the CIA or the FBI. 654 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,439 Speaker 2: Start calling Homeland Security. If he made calls to every 655 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,879 Speaker 2: governmental agency. 656 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,040 Speaker 1: That's your sale. Send somebody to call the police. 657 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,800 Speaker 2: Eighteen times. This is definitely more time than it takes 658 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,640 Speaker 2: to actually just sit down with your son and do 659 00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:10,279 Speaker 2: his homework with him hands down. Unless his homework was 660 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,719 Speaker 2: get dad arrested. If his homework was to get dad arrested, 661 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,279 Speaker 2: then I understand. 662 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's kicking some serious dad ass. That's extra credit. 663 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:27,160 Speaker 2: That's extra credit. According to police report, that yeah, the uh, 664 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:32,600 Speaker 2: the homework was how how does the criminal justice system 665 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,319 Speaker 2: in America work? According to a police report sent to 666 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,880 Speaker 2: Today dot Com by the Oxford Police Department on February 667 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:41,080 Speaker 2: twenty ninth, Adam Sizemore repeatedly called Kramer Elementary School in 668 00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,839 Speaker 2: Oxford because his son gets homework, which takes away from 669 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,600 Speaker 2: the time he has with him after school. This is 670 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:47,320 Speaker 2: so crazy. 671 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,040 Speaker 1: Yes, that's tough. Single parenting's tough. 672 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:55,200 Speaker 2: Oh wait, but then also the officer said that they 673 00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,840 Speaker 2: noted Sizemore's speech was slurred, asking size More if he 674 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:03,120 Speaker 2: was intoxicated, and size were clarified that yes, he was high. 675 00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:08,200 Speaker 1: Okay, well that's now the scales of justice tip in 676 00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:09,600 Speaker 1: the other direction. Yeah. 677 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,320 Speaker 2: Sizemore continued to curse at me and call me names 678 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,920 Speaker 2: such as bitch. He also told me he was going 679 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,360 Speaker 2: to make sure I lost my job. I explained to 680 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,640 Speaker 2: size More if he called again, I would file a 681 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:22,200 Speaker 2: telecommunication harassment charge on him. I ended up hanging up 682 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,200 Speaker 2: on him. Size More called right back with the same 683 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,840 Speaker 2: behavior he was warned about. 684 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:27,600 Speaker 1: Hell. 685 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,840 Speaker 2: Yes, two officers paid a visit to Sizemore's home, but 686 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:33,680 Speaker 2: he did not answer the door, which is fascinating, you know, 687 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,920 Speaker 2: if you just don't answer the door, they go away. 688 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,600 Speaker 2: According to the report, when one officer returned to school, 689 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:42,160 Speaker 2: Seismore was still calling and that's when he got arrested. 690 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,160 Speaker 2: I mean, like, they gave him so many outs. 691 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,880 Speaker 1: Times and gave him a long leash, and he still 692 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,840 Speaker 1: couldn't tempt. Oh my gosh, that's so terrible. 693 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:56,200 Speaker 2: Do you remember the feeling of homework in like elementary 694 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,880 Speaker 2: schooling and like the middle school? 695 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember as a younger person. By the time 696 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,160 Speaker 1: I got to high school, I had figured out the 697 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,200 Speaker 1: system where I didn't do homework at night. I did 698 00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:09,560 Speaker 1: it in home. I did first period homework in homeroom, 699 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,520 Speaker 1: I did second period in first period and so on. 700 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,239 Speaker 1: And then I would always have a gym or a 701 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,120 Speaker 1: lunch in there, so I would do my homework right 702 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,839 Speaker 1: before the class it was due. Because I was good 703 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,759 Speaker 1: at listening, I could listen and think about something else 704 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,479 Speaker 1: at the same time. 705 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,760 Speaker 2: That's fascinating, that's amazing. 706 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,520 Speaker 1: Probably good for a writer, you know, Yeah, but yes, 707 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,120 Speaker 1: I do. I know what you're talking about. Like I 708 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:35,399 Speaker 1: remember the phonic sheets, and I remember math problems, and 709 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:40,280 Speaker 1: like sitting down usually at our kitchen table and starting 710 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,680 Speaker 1: at them, Yeah, where did you do? You do you 711 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,359 Speaker 1: remember it? I mean, I'm sure you're going through it 712 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,000 Speaker 1: now right. 713 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,000 Speaker 2: No, they don't have homework. So their homework is just 714 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:52,440 Speaker 2: read for first grade, read as much as you can, 715 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,879 Speaker 2: and like Allah loves to read. So that's like we 716 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,800 Speaker 2: have you know it easy right now. 717 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,680 Speaker 1: Really, so they don't have little like one plus one equals. 718 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,520 Speaker 2: They every once in a while they send it home 719 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,600 Speaker 2: and huh. And it's like Olive is like quickly does it? 720 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:10,040 Speaker 2: She loves she like really likes homework and stuff like that. 721 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,400 Speaker 2: I'm sure that will change as it gets more difficult 722 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,680 Speaker 2: for her, but right now I feel like she's just 723 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,480 Speaker 2: like a little precocious. So everything's like the you know, 724 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,879 Speaker 2: like fill it out real quick and be. 725 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,719 Speaker 1: Fun achievement hurdle. It's like I achieved something. 726 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:27,200 Speaker 2: You're like, yes, yeah, exactly, they're done. But yeah, no, 727 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,000 Speaker 2: it's not a fight here. I just remember as a kid, 728 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,440 Speaker 2: it was a lot of homework. It was a lot 729 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,120 Speaker 2: of homework. It would be like an hour of homework 730 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:40,240 Speaker 2: in like fourth grade, and that's a lot. That seems 731 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,800 Speaker 2: ridiculous to me. Now that seems silly. I'm so happy 732 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,279 Speaker 2: that they're may be getting away from homework. I don't 733 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,480 Speaker 2: think it helps. You're exhausted at that time. 734 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,040 Speaker 1: I mean, I definitely remember the kids with the ll 735 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,239 Speaker 1: bean book bags that had their initials on it, that 736 00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,200 Speaker 1: were so packed with textbooks that they would lug like 737 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,399 Speaker 1: we walked a few of the years because my mom 738 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,399 Speaker 1: was a teacher, so we would get our school same time, 739 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,839 Speaker 1: we would walk to a friend's house or whatever, and 740 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,520 Speaker 1: I would watch the kids. Those book bags had be 741 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:09,480 Speaker 1: thirty pounds. Oh nice. I can remember the extended textbooks 742 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,440 Speaker 1: of like well, I gotta go home and do the 743 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,400 Speaker 1: thing at the end of chapter one in the bottom 744 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,560 Speaker 1: right corner those four questions. 745 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, and so you have to bring a fifty pound 746 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:18,400 Speaker 2: book home? 747 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,640 Speaker 1: Do you remember about textbooks? 748 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:26,600 Speaker 2: So I for my fortieth birthday, we hiked up a 749 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:31,279 Speaker 2: mountain and stayed at this place in the woods. It 750 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,319 Speaker 2: was a little cabin in the woods with no electricity, 751 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,880 Speaker 2: or I guess it had electricity and running water, but 752 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,759 Speaker 2: it was like in the middle of nowhere. The only 753 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,200 Speaker 2: way he got to it was to hike for two 754 00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,799 Speaker 2: and a half hours. Ye, and I brought a bunch 755 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:48,680 Speaker 2: of dudes out from Jersey, and one person had been gifted. 756 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,440 Speaker 2: It was in February, and one person had been gifted 757 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:56,839 Speaker 2: for Christmas a book of birds. And then he just 758 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,680 Speaker 2: didn't in his head have a scale of like what 759 00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:03,600 Speaker 2: a California mountain is. And even though I repeatedly said, like, 760 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,759 Speaker 2: we're going to be hiking uphill for two and a 761 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,520 Speaker 2: half hours, he packed. 762 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,719 Speaker 1: With our packs, with our packs on our backs, with 763 00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,640 Speaker 1: our packs on our back, Donkey's carrying food and ice 764 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,879 Speaker 1: and water and milk and coffee and cigarettes and beer. 765 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,680 Speaker 1: But we carried in our clothes and our rein gear 766 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,160 Speaker 1: on our back. So everybody had a twenty pound thirty 767 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:26,439 Speaker 1: pound backpack on. Yeah. 768 00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,319 Speaker 2: And then we get up there and he's like, hey, 769 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,719 Speaker 2: should we look at some birds? And I was like yeah, 770 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:35,759 Speaker 2: and he pulls out what it's an insight imagine an 771 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:41,960 Speaker 2: Encyclopedia Britannica of birds. It was probably like sixteen by 772 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:42,960 Speaker 2: twelve inches. 773 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say, imagine a pizza box and then 774 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,120 Speaker 1: make it a text. It was so big. 775 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,200 Speaker 2: And he had been yelling at me, like so angry 776 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,759 Speaker 2: about how hard the hike was, and I was like, oh, 777 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,920 Speaker 2: it's because you have an additional ten pounds of a 778 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,640 Speaker 2: book they brought with you. 779 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,360 Speaker 1: Yes, it was like carrying two hand weights. It was 780 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:08,520 Speaker 1: like carrying a dumbbell up the mountain. Great great bird book. 781 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,160 Speaker 2: Great bird Book. And a classic joke from Chris Haus 782 00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,960 Speaker 2: at that day which I'll never forget, which is we're 783 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,359 Speaker 2: all like just reading bird names and someone said California 784 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,719 Speaker 2: gull and Chris, without missing a beach, just goes, don't 785 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,640 Speaker 2: you wish they could all be California gulls? 786 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:27,640 Speaker 1: And then walked and then the door it was walked 787 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,839 Speaker 1: out the screen door. Don't you wish they all could 788 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,879 Speaker 1: be California gulls? And they was like you dona book, 789 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:37,160 Speaker 1: don bit. That was a great That was a great, 790 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,399 Speaker 1: great birthday. We all had a blast. And the one 791 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,759 Speaker 1: thing we've talked about other elements of that one before, 792 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,399 Speaker 1: including wild Sage, where you sailed somebody by yelling wild 793 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,040 Speaker 1: sage and then pushing him on his butt while he 794 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,879 Speaker 1: was peeing, and then we realized there was a cliff blow. 795 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,399 Speaker 1: We have mentioned that before, but that bummer is we 796 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,840 Speaker 1: were in such a mega drought at that point, like 797 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,799 Speaker 1: it had rained barely at all in like four or 798 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,560 Speaker 1: five years, and we couldn't have campfires. Yeah, that was 799 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:06,040 Speaker 1: the only thing I'm speaking for you. Also, like sitting 800 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,239 Speaker 1: around a campfire with your buds. We did play one 801 00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:14,480 Speaker 1: of the greatest games of celebrity parade celebrity of all time. 802 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:20,200 Speaker 1: I mean that shit was the funniest. The shorthand gesturing. 803 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,359 Speaker 1: I remember Bernie Sanders was one of the clues, and 804 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,120 Speaker 1: all you had to do is just do this. Everybody 805 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,400 Speaker 1: would go, Bernie Sanders, just wave your hand over your 806 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,359 Speaker 1: head haphazardly because I guess Bernie has a comb over 807 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:31,719 Speaker 1: and whack. 808 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:32,520 Speaker 2: Yeah. 809 00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,759 Speaker 1: So you would go through the thing and somebody would 810 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,160 Speaker 1: lift it up and by the time their hand was 811 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:40,759 Speaker 1: over their head, the whole room was just yelling Bernie Sanders. 812 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,760 Speaker 1: But that was an extra good one I did learn. 813 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,239 Speaker 1: Speaking of like long hikes and stuff, I really like, 814 00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:52,520 Speaker 1: like the book Endurance about Ernest Shackleton trying to cross Antarctica. 815 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:57,919 Speaker 1: I like those type of stories, like I really think 816 00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:02,880 Speaker 1: they're pretty incredible. And on that short hike from Alta 817 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:08,080 Speaker 1: Dina to the camp, the factions of who would survive, 818 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:12,480 Speaker 1: who would die, who we would eat, and sort of 819 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:16,600 Speaker 1: the blenders inner became very clear within the first four hours. 820 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,799 Speaker 1: Like it made me have a different respect for the 821 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,560 Speaker 1: great the age of exploration. And you must have just 822 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,720 Speaker 1: had people on the boat that brought the bird book 823 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,759 Speaker 1: and they're like, so instead of packing clean socks, you 824 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,000 Speaker 1: brought this bird book. 825 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,920 Speaker 2: It was Edie ended up leaving it. It was a 826 00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,600 Speaker 2: don It ended up being a donation to the camp 827 00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:44,680 Speaker 2: at the end, and they now have the nicest bird 828 00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:48,160 Speaker 2: book in all of America. I hope you signed it, 829 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,960 Speaker 2: at least I hope he signed it as well. 830 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,080 Speaker 1: Have you been back to that one since then? No 831 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,040 Speaker 1: specific camp. 832 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,960 Speaker 2: I have not been back, and I don't think it 833 00:43:56,080 --> 00:44:02,080 Speaker 2: fared well in the fires. Oh sad, sad sound. 834 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,320 Speaker 1: Now it rains all the time here, so so maybe 835 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,880 Speaker 1: it grew back out of their woods. 836 00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,120 Speaker 2: Okay, give me give me one last one, buddy and 837 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:11,479 Speaker 2: sent yeh this one's good. 838 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,160 Speaker 1: This one has a chat element to it, which I 839 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:18,239 Speaker 1: know the listener just love. Chris Weigel sent this in. 840 00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,160 Speaker 1: Could be Wegal, but that Chris. Either way, you're a 841 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,080 Speaker 1: great Chris. Either it's Weigel or Wegl, we don't care. 842 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,400 Speaker 1: Oh and Amos wrote this. He is so good at 843 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,760 Speaker 1: writing this kind of story for the British broadcasting company 844 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,280 Speaker 1: BBC dot com. And this one took place in twenty 845 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:39,640 Speaker 1: twenty weird year, so I'm just revisiting. An Earth sandwich 846 00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:44,280 Speaker 1: has been made by two men twenty thousand kilometers apart. 847 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,080 Speaker 2: Oh a delight. 848 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:51,200 Speaker 1: So for those who don't know what an Earth sandwich is, 849 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:54,640 Speaker 1: two men, one in New Zealand and one in Spain, 850 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:59,719 Speaker 1: have created an Earth sandwich by placing bread on precise 851 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,200 Speaker 1: points on either side of the planet Earth at the 852 00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,720 Speaker 1: same time. That so you put Earth between two pieces 853 00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:07,160 Speaker 1: of bread. 854 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:08,200 Speaker 2: I love it. 855 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:11,720 Speaker 1: It is the best idea of all time. They weren't 856 00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:13,520 Speaker 1: the first people to do it. Somebody did it in 857 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,960 Speaker 1: two thousand and six, also in New Zealand and Spain. 858 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,680 Speaker 1: It was an artist and the name escapes me z 859 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:24,839 Speaker 1: z something like that. Ze. I can't remember the last name, 860 00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,279 Speaker 1: but I do remember that story from way back then. 861 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:32,360 Speaker 1: Annie Whosel, the man behind the sandwich atm Node from Auckland, 862 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,759 Speaker 1: told BBC he wanted to make one for years but 863 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,160 Speaker 1: had struggled to find someone in Spain on the other 864 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,840 Speaker 1: side of the globe. He finally found somebody after posting 865 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:44,520 Speaker 1: online message board reddits. The men use longitude and latitude 866 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:49,799 Speaker 1: to make sure they were precisely opposite. That meant there 867 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:55,040 Speaker 1: was around seven nine hundred and seventeen miles of earth 868 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:59,319 Speaker 1: packed between the slices, or twelve seven hundred and twenty 869 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,120 Speaker 1: four kilometers for our everybody else is in the worlds 870 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:10,120 Speaker 1: and twenty thousand kilometers between the men for those forced 871 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,279 Speaker 1: to travel the conventional route. Wanting to create his own, 872 00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:17,120 Speaker 1: a mister not excuse me nineteen used online longitude and 873 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,920 Speaker 1: latitude tool called tunnel to the Other Side of the 874 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,080 Speaker 1: Earth Nice to find his exact point, which is still 875 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,719 Speaker 1: up and running, I believe. Learning it was in Spain, 876 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,760 Speaker 1: he had a bunch of friends and family that knew anybody. 877 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,800 Speaker 1: He said, Hey, do you know anybody in that region? 878 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,160 Speaker 1: No one did. Two months later he went on the 879 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,920 Speaker 1: on Reddit and he got a few replies, but he 880 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:41,040 Speaker 1: found one person very close to the location, an angel 881 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:46,399 Speaker 1: or on hell Sierra. The thirty four year old who 882 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,920 Speaker 1: is a thirty four year old chef kick ass. Wait 883 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,480 Speaker 1: at that, now, I guess he's a thirty. 884 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,480 Speaker 2: Eight real sandwich He exactly, He's. 885 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:57,480 Speaker 1: A sandwich artist. He can so, but they want to 886 00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,960 Speaker 1: make I can if I can help show people how 887 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,960 Speaker 1: we can work together across the across the globe. I 888 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:06,240 Speaker 1: felt that I was making something bigger than me, he said, 889 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,560 Speaker 1: But no, I didn't know that earth sandwich was a thing. 890 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:14,000 Speaker 1: Angel Sierra at it. The men were in contact, but 891 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,280 Speaker 1: then came the tricky part making a sandwich with another 892 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,960 Speaker 1: person on the opposite side of the planet. It was 893 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,760 Speaker 1: quite hard to organize. There's a twelve hour time difference, 894 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,800 Speaker 1: mister Node said, and there's a lot of things to arrange, 895 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:28,160 Speaker 1: such as what kind of bread. That's the first thing, 896 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,960 Speaker 1: he says, that's so funny. That's the easiest part to arrange, 897 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:35,360 Speaker 1: to go white bread, white bread. Let's do it time, 898 00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:40,520 Speaker 1: precise locatione in a precise location, et cetera. Mister Node 899 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,120 Speaker 1: had to travel a few hundred miles excuse me, a 900 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:46,400 Speaker 1: few hundred meters to find a suitable public spot on 901 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,880 Speaker 1: the side of the world. Mister Sierra had to travel 902 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:54,040 Speaker 1: six point eight miles to find the same spot. I'll 903 00:47:54,120 --> 00:48:01,120 Speaker 1: jump ahead. Using the near top of a range laser cutter, 904 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:06,279 Speaker 1: he burnt earth sandwich into twenty slices of bread and 905 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:09,840 Speaker 1: then used one slice to mark his exact, tightly defined 906 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:14,040 Speaker 1: sandwich spot in New Zealand. His counterpart used nine slices 907 00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:17,400 Speaker 1: of unmarked bread to make sure he covered the exact spot. 908 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:21,319 Speaker 1: It's called an anti node, which is different spot on 909 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,439 Speaker 1: the direct different spot on the placement of the Earth. 910 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,360 Speaker 1: The composite picture showing both men their bread their coordinates 911 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:32,120 Speaker 1: was posted on Reddit to the delight of thousands of users. 912 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,160 Speaker 1: Holidays give me lots of free time to do strange 913 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,160 Speaker 1: things like this, mister Nodes said in response to one commenter. 914 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:43,360 Speaker 1: So it's pretty they were. Oh and so another user 915 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:47,480 Speaker 1: ran a different type of thing and discovered that they 916 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:51,960 Speaker 1: were within one foot of the precise of the opposite point. 917 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,640 Speaker 1: So they did it. They basically did it. 918 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:55,480 Speaker 2: Nice. 919 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,560 Speaker 1: So I ran the numbers, because where is that? 920 00:48:58,600 --> 00:48:59,200 Speaker 2: Where is us? 921 00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,040 Speaker 1: So La is in the middle of the Indian Ocean, Okay, 922 00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:06,600 Speaker 1: almost all of America is. To be honest, it's a 923 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,520 Speaker 1: big ocean, and it turns out we don't have a 924 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:15,520 Speaker 1: lot of good antinodes. But the closest approximate is Reunion Island. 925 00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:19,719 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know that it's a country to itself. 926 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:24,520 Speaker 1: I believe it is a French department, whatever that means. 927 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,840 Speaker 1: In the Indian Ocean, known for its volcanic rainforested or 928 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,040 Speaker 1: interior all reefs and beaches. 929 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:31,040 Speaker 2: Sounds nice. 930 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:33,680 Speaker 1: It has a piton which is like a mountain point. 931 00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:34,279 Speaker 2: Don't mind it. 932 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:38,120 Speaker 1: It's very climbable and it has an active volcano that 933 00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:43,399 Speaker 1: goes eighty six hundred and thirty five feet. So the 934 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:50,640 Speaker 1: antipode or the antipode of La Is Reunion. The closest 935 00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:56,120 Speaker 1: town is Saint Philippe, but the second closest town is 936 00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:57,480 Speaker 1: Le Tampon. 937 00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,759 Speaker 2: Oh does anyone live in the Tampo who listens to 938 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,000 Speaker 2: the Bananas. 939 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:05,760 Speaker 1: Podcast Bananimals in the wild. If you're a rock climber, 940 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,400 Speaker 1: A lot of rock climbers apparently go to Reunion Island. 941 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:12,480 Speaker 1: If you're French and you have family stationed in Reunion Island, 942 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,680 Speaker 1: please we want to make what I'm going to call 943 00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:19,560 Speaker 1: a sloppy banana sandwich. Kurt and I will put a 944 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:24,279 Speaker 1: baguette on half a baguette on Santa Monica Beach, maybe 945 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:30,120 Speaker 1: m and then somebody in Le Tampon, Reunion Island, please 946 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,759 Speaker 1: for the same day, please bake you we beg you 947 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,120 Speaker 1: just make a sloppy banana sandwich. 948 00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,879 Speaker 2: We can do this, bananimals, we can do this. 949 00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:43,759 Speaker 1: All the nooks and crannies you could ever want see that. 950 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:49,640 Speaker 1: It's a circle, full circle, like a perfectly weird sandwich. 951 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:53,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, starts with English muffin, ends with a sloppy banana sandwich. 952 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000 Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, thank you so much. 953 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:59,040 Speaker 2: Thank you to everyone who listened. Thank you to you Scottie. 954 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:02,719 Speaker 2: Thank you to our overlords Georgian Karen, Thank you to 955 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:11,080 Speaker 2: Katie Levine, our producer, and Lisa Maggott are full time human, 956 00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:14,319 Speaker 2: part time interm, part time employee. 957 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,719 Speaker 1: She does a great job too, And all the bananas 958 00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:21,160 Speaker 1: out there, we just love you to death. 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