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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: This show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today. On This Is Important, the first titty

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Speaker 1: drips are the most powerful titty drips. So can you

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Speaker 1: buy jazz on eBay? I'm feeling a lull here. I

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Speaker 1: can't wait to get out of this. What are we

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Speaker 1: going to talk about? It's about to get crazy and

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Speaker 1: here we go me energy. Wow, dude, I'm so glad

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Speaker 1: it said suck it. And it wasn't the actual guy

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Speaker 1: because he would have come after Michael Buffer. I was like,

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Speaker 1: all right, is Blake trying to get a suit? Hey man,

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Speaker 1: we'll get a suit on the full d X train. Baby.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys know? Do you guys know that the brothers,

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Speaker 1: the Buffer brothers, Like, is this well know knowledge out

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Speaker 1: there that? I feel like it is pretty well known?

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Speaker 1: But let let the idiots know? Yeah, let all the

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Speaker 1: stupid what the fucking morons? You don't know cool pop

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Speaker 1: culture trivias? Will you let me let them? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let the fucking morons, the idiot bitches who don't know stuff?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, all right? Will you let me? Yeah? Fucking

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Speaker 1: let the idiots. I don't know cool stuff. Go ahead.

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Speaker 1: So Michael Buffer, Okay, everybody knows, distinguished gentleman, right buttoned up.

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Speaker 1: He came up with let's get ready to rumble, coined it,

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Speaker 1: and now he gets paid tens of millions of dollars

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Speaker 1: just to say that line and introduced fighters. By the way,

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Speaker 1: you just got sued. You just got sued. You're done.

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Speaker 1: I probably did. Uh. But so then his brother fucking

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Speaker 1: what I don't even know this dude's name, but he's

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Speaker 1: like Buffers the UFC, No, the Bobby Buffy Bobby. Now

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but to be Mitch Buffer. Everybody knows.

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Speaker 1: This is fucking day one of stuff. Dude. Everybody knows

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Speaker 1: everybody he but he's it's clearly far worse. He just says,

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Speaker 1: let's get it on right, that's what it is. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And he's like a little looser and grufford like he

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Speaker 1: has to like jump around like wiggles a lot, and

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Speaker 1: Michael Buffer is like all clean cup yeah and pretty

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Speaker 1: classic line like I mean, you can't even say it

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Speaker 1: without him suing your ass. So I think he just

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Speaker 1: got sued. That's how you know it's class. The one

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Speaker 1: dude does the UFC sh where he goes like fighting

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Speaker 1: when he like announces your corners and stuff. That's that's

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Speaker 1: that's the brother. That's Bobby Buffer, that's whatever is Mitch Buffers,

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Speaker 1: Mitch Buffer, Derek Buffer. It's Michael Buffer's brother. That's the

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Speaker 1: whole point. But he says like he says like, let's

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Speaker 1: get it on. Yeah, let's do it, and you're like's

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Speaker 1: not good at all. The other one has the other

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Speaker 1: one sores it gets you pumped. This one is just

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Speaker 1: like a guy being like, well, you know what we

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Speaker 1: should do. We should uh, we should be the guy

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Speaker 1: for the UFC. I would I do that. I'd go

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Speaker 1: to a UFC match and announce and announced it, you know.

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Speaker 1: Dana White, Uh he I'm assuming he follows all three

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Speaker 1: of us. He follows me on Instagram. He's d m

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Speaker 1: to me before I think or something. So uh, let's

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Speaker 1: look at maybe he follows me. Okay, well he probably

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Speaker 1: just follows uh me. Then, ladies and gentlemen, let's get

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Speaker 1: it all. Are you ready to pop out? Dana? What

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Speaker 1: here we go? Uh doesn't follow me, which is fine.

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Speaker 1: Not not a fan. I'm rocking your hat, homie, Adam

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Speaker 1: rocking the fitness. Oh look at that hat, rich and sporty.

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Speaker 1: Look at zoo. Can you come a little closer to

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Speaker 1: the cara? You will? You show the people at home.

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Speaker 1: I punched to us. Punched you, dude, that looks sick. Dude, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you. It's his fitness, sporty and Rinch, sporty and

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Speaker 1: rich Dan. It's you're all three of those things, man,

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Speaker 1: and we love that about you. Thank you. Then he

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Speaker 1: turns it backwards so nobody knows your fitness. I am fitness.

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Speaker 1: I am fitness. Absolutely fitspire me. Can I be honest?

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Speaker 1: I want to be a fitspiration for everyone out there?

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Speaker 1: Uh we We just got back from shooting the movie

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Speaker 1: shooting Outlaws in Atlanta. Just got back yesterday. And Isaac,

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Speaker 1: our manager, who was with me the entire time, he

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Speaker 1: was an executive producer on this movie, which means, I

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Speaker 1: mean he didn't do anything. He sat behind. I can't

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Speaker 1: imagine what it could do. Yeah, there's no but what

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Speaker 1: would he be doing? Literally eating snacks. It's a great gig.

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Speaker 1: If you can never become an executive producer on a

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Speaker 1: on a movie where your client is the lead, Uh

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Speaker 1: do it because it's just free snacks. You don't have

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Speaker 1: to do anything. Uh. And by the way, if you

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Speaker 1: and you're hearing this, you're kind of going off. Is

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Speaker 1: that mean? It is okay? And everyone wonders what you're doing?

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Speaker 1: There there are and you're likable, people like you, but

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Speaker 1: everyone is also wondering why are you here? Why are

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Speaker 1: you here? And it's it's snack. It's for snacking purposes.

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Speaker 1: Is and recommending like restaurants in the area that you've

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Speaker 1: discovered because you have a Yeah, so he was there

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Speaker 1: and he we were like, oh, I bet we both

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Speaker 1: gained so much weight. Isaac gained seven pounds, I only

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Speaker 1: getting one pound, which is you're on camera. I mean, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's great, that's huge for you. Yes, normally I'm a

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Speaker 1: real dump truck and by the end of a production

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I gained thirty eight pounds, I

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Speaker 1: can't stop eating. That is right, I can't stop eating.

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Speaker 1: But I did good this this one. Yeah, look at

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Speaker 1: your jawline. It's really popping. And you had fun. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did have fun. Yeah, But did you eat well?

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Speaker 1: I ate great? Yeah? I great. You know what I

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Speaker 1: didn't do? I didn't have a dinner that often because

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Speaker 1: I was so tired by the end of the day,

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Speaker 1: So you didn't eat well. No, I ate healthfully. I

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Speaker 1: ate an awesome lunch because the catering was really good.

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Speaker 1: So I had all the catering food and we snacked

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Speaker 1: during the day and then just not really much of

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Speaker 1: a dinner. I mean, if are we being honest, lunch

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Speaker 1: is the best meal of the day. Challenge, there's no challenge.

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Speaker 1: I see a little. I feel a stinky take coming

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Speaker 1: on from me. What you don't when I when I

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Speaker 1: hear some stupid ship said, I gotta I get it

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Speaker 1: all stinky uma. See, obviously, lunch is the worst meal

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Speaker 1: of the day. How could you eat? What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? You can eat an eating for you can

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Speaker 1: eat breakfast for lunch, you can eat dinner for lunch.

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Speaker 1: Lunch is the perfect By the way, by the way,

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Speaker 1: can I just who's eating Who's eating lunch for dinner? Nobody?

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Speaker 1: Who's eating lunch for breakfast? Absolutely, breakfast for lunch is breakfast,

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Speaker 1: but it's not if you're eating it at lunch time.

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Speaker 1: Not if you're eating it at lunch time. You can

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Speaker 1: have eggs, so so it's the time. Yeah, time, it's

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Speaker 1: the time. It's the metal of your day. Then the

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Speaker 1: best the best meal is uh third dinner? What was

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Speaker 1: the Taco Bell fourth meal? Fourth of Me is the

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Speaker 1: best meal? Yeah? That one were all my fourth meal?

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Speaker 1: Boys run for the border baby before. Okay, So if

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Speaker 1: it's just the time, sure, Look it's the middle of

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Speaker 1: the best time because then you can you can eat

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Speaker 1: like a fucking pig. Eating after midnight is great. And

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Speaker 1: then and then you don't what I was my game

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Speaker 1: plan was, I'm gonna eat like a monster for lunch.

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Speaker 1: I eat because I'm unhopping, then have enough energy to

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Speaker 1: make it through the rest of my day. And then

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Speaker 1: I get home and you know, I didn't have I

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Speaker 1: was like, you know, I'm either working out or I'm

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Speaker 1: studying lines, I'm going to bed, and I didn't gain

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Speaker 1: any weight besides the one lb which is nothing. That

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Speaker 1: is a that is a hard fart for me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can fart out a whole pound of gas, dude,

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Speaker 1: I do. I do just to flake gate let it go.

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Speaker 1: Is your gas is like super heavier than air. That

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Speaker 1: would be if you fill the balloon, it would just

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Speaker 1: like go through concord when I fart. You see it,

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Speaker 1: you see it, you see go ahead. Continue. It's like

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Speaker 1: when you look off and on, like look down like

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Speaker 1: a you're in a parking lot in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the summer and you see the heat, the vapor you got,

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Speaker 1: the vapors heavy with the vapors, you far and then

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Speaker 1: mirages appear. Uh well, if you inhale it deep enough, man,

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Speaker 1: you might you might see a little something. Damn sun No,

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Speaker 1: but sorry, Blake named the thing you were describing, which

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Speaker 1: is a mirage when like it appears that there's water

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Speaker 1: shot anyway, Now you go, you know, in the summertime,

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Speaker 1: when there's like the thing and Blake goes mirages, you go,

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Speaker 1: it's totally that too. Well, no, I'm saying it's you

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Speaker 1: can sign you can see it, you know how like

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Speaker 1: you see the heat. You're saying heat waves, heat waves,

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Speaker 1: seat waves are vapors, right, I think vapors are what

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Speaker 1: they are. But then I'm like, if you inhale deep enough,

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Speaker 1: maybe you maybe you maybe it's like it's a mad it.

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Speaker 1: It's like a mad hit or something makes you hallucinate.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what was that stuff? That didn't they

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Speaker 1: do that in like prison where they would like huff ship,

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Speaker 1: that's jenkum. That's jenkom. It's like ferment, like ship and

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Speaker 1: the toilet and then you inhale it. But that's what's

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Speaker 1: happening with my bowels is it's fermented. When it comes

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Speaker 1: it comes out already fermented. We gotta get Pierce on

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Speaker 1: the show to here and you talk like this. We

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Speaker 1: gotta try jenkum together, dude, Pierces. Pierces the classiest guy.

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Speaker 1: I feel like he would he lose a lot of

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Speaker 1: respect for me if he heard this podcast. Did Blake

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Speaker 1: fully explain jenkum just now enough for people at home? Well,

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Speaker 1: I forget what it is. I would like am I

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Speaker 1: probably will airball the definition, but for what I thought

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Speaker 1: it was, And I thought I was like when some

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Speaker 1: you like ship into some sort of like a receptacle

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Speaker 1: and you let it ferment and you basically make a

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Speaker 1: like an alcohol out of like ship. Is it even

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Speaker 1: huffeduff the fume. I think you huff the vapors. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that's what I'm saying, maybe like immittedly I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm sort of joking. I feel like out of I

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Speaker 1: don't sort you are kiss now. No, I don't think

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Speaker 1: that I have the grossest farts out of all of us.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it sucks because Kyle is not here anymore,

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Speaker 1: and obviously he's the go to smelliest one, and it'd

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Speaker 1: that he has the grossest farts. But between the three

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Speaker 1: of us, I don't know if I do. I'm mind

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Speaker 1: you one flag and I are on the exact same page,

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Speaker 1: and we just need you to just listen for one moment.

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Speaker 1: You're the king of farting and not admitting it for

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Speaker 1: some reason, and you always go, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: I would gladly would, but you don't. You always fart,

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Speaker 1: and then you go, well, just walk over here, and

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Speaker 1: it's you've already farted and it smells very bad. That's

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Speaker 1: the coffee. It's gotta be the coffee or or I

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Speaker 1: don't know what. You better not have done that to Pierce. Man.

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Speaker 1: If you did that to Pierce, I'm gonna be so

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Speaker 1: upset with you because I don't fart that much and

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Speaker 1: you got I think you guys, maybe when I do fart.

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Speaker 1: It's a real potent brew because I don't fart that

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Speaker 1: often because you're fermenting it. You're letting it sit, you're

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Speaker 1: hot boxing it in your hole. It's fermenting. I'm letting

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Speaker 1: it fe into my body. You fart, Jenko. I think

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Speaker 1: you guys probably fart more often. You forget that we

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Speaker 1: spent so much time together in the Workaholics Writer's room

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Speaker 1: for what seven years? Six years that we were and

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Speaker 1: and then someone will chime in with, you know what

418
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:15,200
Speaker 1: I heard in a conversation? Do you call that out?

419
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:19,520
Speaker 1: What I like to do is I go awkwords? What

420
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 1: I like that? What happened was? I just got are

421
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 1: the wedding video? Here? We come there? Now? You guys

422
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 1: are are shining bright in the in the wedding videos,

423
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 1: Blake's speech home run. You have it on tape? Oh yeah,

424
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 1: what do you mean there's a gold camera crew there. Yeah,

425
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: they're making the wedding video. What do you yeah? You

426
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 1: were you were lit? You were lit for it? Yeah,

427
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: for sure. It was great. It was an amazing wedding.

428
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 1: We didn't even cover it on the pod. Dude, but

429
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,640
Speaker 1: now I guess the cats out of the bag. Your

430
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:57,480
Speaker 1: your ships in Vogue? Brother, that's wild. And my neighbor

431
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,399
Speaker 1: came up to me was like, saw you in Vogue?

432
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: And I said, you saw in Vogue live? And then

433
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 1: they're like, no, no, no no, I saw you in Vogue.

434
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:08,160
Speaker 1: And I'm like the show. I go, you saw you

435
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: the show? Are you doing the Fox News thing? And

436
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 1: I go hilarious, right, and You're like, who's on first?

437
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 1: I love that ship. Fox News is so we're funny, Adam.

438
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 1: Nobody knows this. Your wedding was amazing. I was working,

439
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 1: so I got there late. I didn't get to go

440
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 1: to the rehearsal. Benner give a speech. I would I

441
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,159
Speaker 1: have been asked to give a speech. Have do you

442
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 1: do you want the speech? Yeah? Now, maybe for the

443
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,439
Speaker 1: sixty nine episode. Yeah, to give you my earnest, my

444
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 1: earnest wedding. I would love that earnest goes a wedding. Hey,

445
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 1: I like your lot, you know what I mean. I

446
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,719
Speaker 1: would love to you gave it a very earnest speech

447
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 1: for my wedding because I never have been. I've never

448
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 1: been earnest with you. From day one, there's been no

449
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:56,639
Speaker 1: earnest moments. Uh. So I just had to give like

450
00:24:56,680 --> 00:25:01,679
Speaker 1: a little speech at the end of wrapping the laws. Yes, congratulations,

451
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,120
Speaker 1: Like I'm the lead of the movie. It's a big

452
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 1: deal for me. And you know, they're like, and that's

453
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 1: a wrap on, Adam, we just want to go, and

454
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 1: so like, I had to be earnest. So I felt

455
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: so awkward to something about being earnest when you're like

456
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,679
Speaker 1: a comedy when you're a comedy person, it feels so

457
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 1: I'm a comedy person. Uh it feels so I do

458
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: know what you mean, Blake, Uh, it feels so goddamn

459
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 1: awkward to be just like very real with people, you

460
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 1: know what, you know what I mean, I'm on your

461
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 1: pay I'm on the same page as you, And I

462
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 1: feel like that's completely changed because all I'm seeing from

463
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 1: like comedy people on social media. It's just them being

464
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: earnest like and like overly supportive of their friends. And

465
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,920
Speaker 1: why are we all being I'm supportive of you guys,

466
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 1: but like I'll make like fart noises when you're talking

467
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 1: and stuff like it goes without Yeah, well I would

468
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: make me feel awkward if you guys were like, we

469
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 1: believe in you, Adam. It's like, well, yeah, I know

470
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: you do. Don't make it a weird thing that you

471
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 1: believe in me this much. Yes, And then when you

472
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: get to a wedding and you have to give a speech,

473
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,679
Speaker 1: you're like, I've heard this almost every day from my friend, right,

474
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 1: it's not special. Yeah, And those moments when you guys

475
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: are being earnest, it was great. Like Blake's speech was phenomenal.

476
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 1: He crushed off, thanks dude, we feel like a queen truly,

477
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,239
Speaker 1: just off kind of like off the top of the

478
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 1: dome and just spoke from my heart because I love

479
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: you guys and you're the best. Thanks, buddy. Blake is

480
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: better than DERs and I at being earnest. I will

481
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 1: say that he's way. My speech is going to be

482
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,880
Speaker 1: an open letter to our Bruce divine about how wonderful

483
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,160
Speaker 1: her parents are here. It's a funny guy over here, hey,

484
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 1: and I'm excited. I'm excited to see it, but it

485
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,719
Speaker 1: will be Earnest. It's a funny package Earnest on the end. Well,

486
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what I mean, You know what

487
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 1: I mean. I think that that might be a rispon.

488
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know, like because why is it?

489
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: Because what you guys are saying is true, is like

490
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 1: comedians do have pulled back this like veil of always

491
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: being funny, and it kind of sucks because like somebody

492
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 1: has to just be funny all the time. But I

493
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: think it has to do with like we saw people

494
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: like Robin Williams like suffering from like depression, and like

495
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,800
Speaker 1: the whole headline now is so you think you can

496
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 1: cure people of depression just like by being nice. That's

497
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 1: not how we'll know. I'm saying that, Like I'm saying

498
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: that like people like people want to be aware that

499
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: the person who's making you laugh is also can be

500
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 1: sad as well. And it's like sometimes it feels like

501
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: maybe it was a burden that comedians held onto to

502
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:45,479
Speaker 1: always be putting it out there I agree, I agree.

503
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: I think I feel like there's not much. Yeah, it's

504
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: Jewish throne. You could do whatever the funk you want

505
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: to do. I'm just saying it's like a huge cultural

506
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: shift that now like you can't even shoot on anyone anymore.

507
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 1: Like that's not unt people are, it's people are like

508
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,320
Speaker 1: fucking touchy about it. And you're like, hey, man, what

509
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: you know, and you're like, no, no, no, he's a

510
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 1: buddy of mine. I'm just shipping on him. It's we're

511
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: very good friends. I'm like, right, yeah, you guys are

512
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 1: fucking idiots. Yeah, oh yeah, the bit. And and I

513
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: can say that I know, yeah, true, yeah, behind your back,

514
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: to your face wherever. I get what you you guys

515
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 1: are saying. But it is refreshing to see the people

516
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,239
Speaker 1: who are just always just on and comedians and just

517
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 1: everything they put out basically on social media is funny

518
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: only and not giving a side of theirselves that is

519
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,479
Speaker 1: like dark or whatever. And by the way, I'm not

520
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 1: saying you have to be like mean all the time

521
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: like Jessle Nick or whatever, where it's like that's the bit,

522
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: but like it's just being fun. Well, it's not even

523
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: about being mean, because that's not even my style of

524
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: comedy is being mean. I'm like, I'm joking with my friends.

525
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call it. It's not like mean spirited most

526
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: of the time. Sometimes I call Eric Griffin a piece

527
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: of ship, but you know I love the guy. Yeah,

528
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: I mean we did it for five minutes. Yeah, on

529
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: the last five I know, and he called me about

530
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: it because it hurt. Did you say step back from

531
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 1: that ledge to my friend? Uh? I A screen is call.

532
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: Oh that's how it goes. Man. I wonder do you

533
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 1: think people are being nice because they want people to

534
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 1: be nice? You know, like psychologically you are what you

535
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: want people to be to you kind of thing. Think.

536
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: I think it is like the pandemic thing where everyone

537
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,560
Speaker 1: got in a real dark place that like any negativity,

538
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: which I kind of got that too, Like I didn't

539
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 1: want to watch any shows that are movies that kind

540
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: of bummed me out or made me sad, Like I

541
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: watched nomad Land No bad Land is that the name

542
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: of uh the van one? Yeah? It was just like

543
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: fucking depressing. And I'm like, and it was during the

544
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 1: middle of the pandemic. I'm like, I don't want to

545
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: watch this ship. Uh, And I think that's why um

546
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: ted Lasso is such a hit. Like, I don't think

547
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: it's the funniest show that's ever came out. I think

548
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: it's a wow, you're a yeah, I think I don't

549
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: think you're funny a show that existed. I think it

550
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: makes people feel good, and we're in a time that

551
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: people just want to feel good, you know. Yeah. Yeah,

552
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: definitely slipped a nice mickey to the world when it

553
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: was like, hey, are you sad? I want to feel good?

554
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: Watch this? And then people I didn't watch season two,

555
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: but people kind of shadow. It's hard. I feel bad

556
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: for them. People are back to, uh, you know, maybe

557
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: we're meaning don't feel that good all the time. They're

558
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: like okay, yeah, we get it again already. I know.

559
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: We don't hang on to our lessons long enough. We

560
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: go right back to being mean and fucking grumpy way

561
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: too quick. It's been rough, dude, it's been rough. Yeah.

562
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I feel like people do

563
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: it because they want to be seeing a certain way.

564
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 1: It doesn't seem as genuine as it might have ten

565
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: years ago, where you go like, hey, you know, people

566
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: are kind of like not the nicest people to each

567
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 1: other constantly all the time. This guy is and he

568
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: likes he stood out or she stood out or they

569
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: stood out. And now, well it's because everyone's nice. So

570
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: you're like, you're just doing this because everyone's watching it

571
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: and you have to and you put it out to

572
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: like that's the thing. Like Keana Reeves was just being

573
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: the nicest person and not posting about it, right, not

574
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 1: making it a thing, and it would did that that

575
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 1: he gave all that money to the that for years

576
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: until like people started to speak on his behalf and

577
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: we're like, dude, he's not even talking about it. He's

578
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: the nicest guy. And now you have like actors and

579
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: comics who were just like outwardly like posting about all

580
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 1: the nice ship they did. Right. Hey, here I am

581
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 1: knocking on my coasters door. I'm dropping off a lambo dude,

582
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: hook it up. Yeah, I mean, and I do it too,

583
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,959
Speaker 1: Like I go to children's hospitals and I'm like, I'm

584
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: letting the people know I'm not well. It can be inspiring.

585
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: If I do anything nice, nobody knows about it. Well,

586
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: you don't do anything nice, by the way, No, that's

587
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: not true. I did something I did something nice the

588
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: other day. Here, get off your check. Brother, let's hear it.

589
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: If you say you know you fucking you're doing what

590
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 1: you don't like, let me just say, let me just

591
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 1: tell you instantly regret it. Instantly regret doing the nice thing.

592
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 1: It's become a ship store of I've opened up a

593
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: door to a person and given an opportunity, uh not

594
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: even an opportunity, but like given my time as what

595
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: we might call a professional, and it has backfired in

596
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 1: the worst way. Okay, let me try to It seems

597
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: like you're guarded. You're not gonna let this cat out

598
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: of the back. But it seems like do it. I

599
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: just like I said, I don't like if I do

600
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: a nice thing, you're not gonna know about it, because

601
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: that's not my m O. You're saying that you don't

602
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: like to do nice things because they usually backfire onto you.

603
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: Like whatever, you just it and you got your hands slapped. No,

604
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: I'm saying, uh no, here's what I say. I do something,

605
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,040
Speaker 1: I don't broadcast it. But then I said, speaking of

606
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 1: me doing nice things, I just did something a couple

607
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: of weeks ago, and instantly it has become a nightmare.

608
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: Here's what it is. Here's what I think happened to DERs.

609
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 1: Someone was like, dude, can you read my script and

610
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 1: and give me some notes and you can stop me

611
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: if I'm wrong, but this is what I think happened.

612
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: And uh, and and give me some notes. I'd love

613
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: to hear your opinion on this. I think you're great.

614
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: Dirs reads it. Dirs is a tough critic. He'll tell

615
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: you what he's thinking and that it's and it's a

616
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: good to me. Especially if you're trying to get notes

617
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: on a project and you gave all the notes that

618
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 1: person is like, nah, fuck you, you're wrong, or or

619
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: give me more notes, or give keep going with the

620
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: notes here, I'm gonna fix it. I'm gonna give it

621
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: back to you. Now you're like working for this person.

622
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: You're like, I just wanted to do the one god

623
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: damn thing. Let's say it. What if it was that? Okay, okay,

624
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: what if it what if it was that? Okay? What

625
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: if a complete stranger came up to me and was like, hey,

626
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: I have this thing, complete stranger, okay, uh, seize me.

627
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 1: And it's like, hey, let's say this person is like struggling,

628
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Speaker 1: been trying to do this for years decades, nothing is

629
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Speaker 1: hit through. Let's say they wrote a pilot that was

630
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Speaker 1: about something that was very topical that um people are

631
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Speaker 1: talking about all the time now that I thought had

632
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Speaker 1: social relevance. Let's say I gave them my email. See that, Yeah,

633
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Speaker 1: that's an issue. Let's say they sent me the script

634
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Speaker 1: um allegedly immediately. Let's say let's say I got a

635
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Speaker 1: little busy with a family that's growing. He said, give

636
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Speaker 1: me a couple of weeks. Let's say they didn't stop

637
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: emailing me multiple times a day. Let's say finally got

638
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Speaker 1: to it ten days after I received it. Uh, And

639
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Speaker 1: let's say this the structure, the spelling, the professionalism of

640
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Speaker 1: it was not great, atrocious. Let's say I took a

641
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: day to read and then write an email um with

642
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 1: correction suggestions, links to links to books online like on Amazon. Hey,

643
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Speaker 1: this is if you want to kind of dial the

644
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Speaker 1: structure in. You can read this formatting. Whatever I send

645
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,879
Speaker 1: this stuff that you need to know. If you want

646
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Speaker 1: to be a considered a professional level writer, you have

647
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Speaker 1: to know these certain things. You have to know work,

648
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Speaker 1: you have to know formatting. Let's say let's say I

649
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Speaker 1: I sent this back to this person. UM, and I say, hey, man,

650
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Speaker 1: I'm willing to Let's say I said, I'm willing to

651
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Speaker 1: read your next draft and they said, they go, it's

652
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: on a laptop that I away or something, that laptop

653
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Speaker 1: that doesn't turn on anymore. I don't know. I don't

654
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: know how to I don't know how to get it.

655
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 1: So you pay money to retrieve it. And let's say

656
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Speaker 1: I got Let's say I email and I go, well,

657
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: you sent it to me, so send it to yourself

658
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: and maybe use that to work off of. And let's

659
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 1: say they said, come on, man, let's just get that

660
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Speaker 1: money together. And let's say that he mailed me the

661
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 1: next day saying have you found someone to buy this

662
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 1: yet or what? And let's say the emails haven't stopped,

663
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 1: and let's say I will for sure still help someone

664
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Speaker 1: again he see this at the end, No, absolutely not.

665
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Speaker 1: We have to fund this project. Um. Let's say the

666
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Speaker 1: cards have shown themselves and I'm like, this is why

667
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 1: this person. And also let's say that in conversations UH

668
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: had over email, and initially things were said that if

669
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Speaker 1: he said these in a meeting, he would you can

670
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 1: instantly be canceled or asked to leave the meeting, and

671
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: let's say he says that he talks that way. He

672
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: talks that way because he's real and you know he's

673
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Speaker 1: just joking, but what he's saying is still offense, absolutely

674
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Speaker 1: not not appropriate, even though the topic he's writing about

675
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 1: is very socially. Uh, it's it's it's the thing that

676
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: everyone's going through places across cities in in America. It

677
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 1: sounds like a kind of a nightmare scenario. But that

678
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Speaker 1: being said, I don't talk about the things for people,

679
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 1: but dude, I fucking was like, let's go, let's take

680
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Speaker 1: a swing the worst and this person let's say this

681
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: person has no idea, well until they listened to this

682
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 1: episode of the podcast. Hey, if they existed and listen

683
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: to this, you gotta kill them. Hear me out. I

684
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: fully gave you everything you need to try the next draft,

685
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: the best part of that of what I think could

686
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 1: be a promising project. And you are a person who

687
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: has outstanding energy. That's what I took from our initial meeting.

688
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: And let's say that I think if you just reeled

689
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 1: things in and maybe um didn't say things that were

690
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: highly offensive to large groups of people and keeping it

691
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 1: real goes wrong. You could you could be a somebody

692
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Speaker 1: no filter. You know, let's let's say that, let's say that,

693
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Speaker 1: uh it's been said. Yeah, well that's it. That's that

694
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Speaker 1: is the thing especially with like you know, you you

695
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,720
Speaker 1: give your time, you want to do something nice for something,

696
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 1: or it's individual people. That's that's one thing. You're doing

697
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 1: a nice thing for a person. But it's like that's

698
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Speaker 1: how I like to operate by the way individual person. Person.

699
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 1: But when you're going like, uh, you know what, this

700
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: is a charity that I believe in, I'm gonna help

701
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: out a little bit. I'm gonna give my time, I'm

702
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: gonna lend my voice or my face to to help

703
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: push this um thing forward. And then they just will

704
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: not stop asking you for ship. It makes you know like, well, dang,

705
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 1: I was trying to be a good person, but I

706
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: don't want I don't want to be every like three

707
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: times a week be dealing with this like it's another job.

708
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 1: It makes you go like I should be a shittier

709
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: person and maybe not care about the X y Z.

710
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 1: My wife works in that arena of nonprofit and asking

711
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 1: favors and and getting asking people to do things for

712
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,320
Speaker 1: you and she's not a pushy person. She's kind of

713
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,800
Speaker 1: like more of an information person, like who can inform you,

714
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,840
Speaker 1: educate you on the thing, and make you inclined to

715
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: want to help. But she's surrounded in her field um

716
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: by people who are more sales oriented, who are more

717
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: like um convincers, you know. And this isn't hurt. This

718
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 1: is where she works. This is like the field of

719
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,919
Speaker 1: people who are getting you to do things. They're better

720
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 1: at convincing you, like, Hey, actually, if you stick around, Uh,

721
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: there's another person who really wants to meet you. And

722
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I gotta heart and you have to

723
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: if you leave, they really want to meet you, and

724
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: you would be a horrible person if you left at

725
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Speaker 1: the time that we agreed that you would. And they're

726
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: good at it. They're good. They're so good you feel

727
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 1: like such a piece of sh it make me feel

728
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Speaker 1: like And that's the business they their their job is

729
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Speaker 1: to get the to milk you, to get the most

730
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Speaker 1: out of you as possible, to milk your teeth. Have

731
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Speaker 1: you been milk before? I don't know. Your boobs are huge? Uh?

732
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: Would you guys? Are do you guys? Are you guys?

733
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Speaker 1: You know, wives girlfriends that are you guys suck on

734
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Speaker 1: the teeth, you get any milk on of out of them?

735
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: What's going on? Any milk coming out? I I told Chloe,

736
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want to taste your titty milk. I

737
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 1: want that. I want that? Is that gross? I don't know.

738
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: To me, I'm like, I like milk. I don't think

739
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: it's gross. It's just a wilda's segue. I love it. Um. Yeah,

740
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,280
Speaker 1: my wife has had milk m out of her breasts.

741
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: Uh throw into I don't think there's any seat. Hey,

742
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 1: you know what cats out of the bag. Uh yeah,

743
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,359
Speaker 1: milks come out of my wife's breasts. I'm glad you're

744
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: asking about it, and I'm glad we're talking about it.

745
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 1: So yeah, if if, if you had an opportunity with

746
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 1: your significant other to get the milk, you want to

747
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: get the milk. We've all tried the milk. Got to

748
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: try the milk, right, sweet sweet titty milk. Why not?

749
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 1: But by the way, get it, get it. In the

750
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,959
Speaker 1: first couple of days where it's called something else called

751
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: I want to fresh out the titty, I don't want

752
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: to go. It changes over to us like here we

753
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: go in the chat colostroom. Colostom. That sounds gross. I

754
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 1: like sweet sweet milk. It's like the first of the

755
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: first is colostom. It's like egg. Yeah, it's like it's

756
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 1: the first. Titty drips are the most powerful titty drips. Well,

757
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 1: don't you want to get that to the baby? The baby?

758
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:43,240
Speaker 1: How are we not dropping in? Its science? We know, chicks, Okay,

759
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: I got it. It's science, all right. I feel that.

760
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,359
Speaker 1: I feel that I'll get your turn. Hey, you'll get

761
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,919
Speaker 1: your turn. Also, for every drop you take, you're taking

762
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,800
Speaker 1: one away from our Bruce divine. Yeah, young young female

763
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 1: Bruce divine. They give a little little Bruce. She's gonna

764
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: need those those precious drips. Yeah, I'm really excited for that. Well,

765
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:07,959
Speaker 1: I mean it's okay, really it's kind of a ship show.

766
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: Nursing thing is a nightmare for women and their titties. Yeah, no,

767
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: it seems like she's gonna be bummed on it. But

768
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: I bet she's gonna be a little pumped that. I'm

769
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: going to be kind of bugging her to to suck

770
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: on her titties. But here's what you gotta do. Convince

771
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 1: your to get these things their breast pumps that you

772
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: They're just love that they're portable. You just slide them

773
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: in the bra and then they can walk around. They

774
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: can go wherever they want and then just like hit

775
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,959
Speaker 1: the switch on their phone and they start going down.

776
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: That's important. Really, you can just walk around with and

777
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 1: wearing one right now, it's iPhone. It's down here, like

778
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: getting their milk. I thought you were trying to say,

779
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: your your man titties, how your titties doing? Your booms

780
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 1: are huge. They're fully engorged. The holiday season that's when

781
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,879
Speaker 1: durss titties plump out a little bit. Yeah, I gotta

782
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 1: get back in the pools and chilly out in them

783
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,240
Speaker 1: with COVID on the rise when they get a letde

784
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: covid is back dog. Everybody has COVID. Everyone has COVID.

785
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: Now had to scare We had to cancel a bunch

786
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: of like visitors and then it turned out didn't have it.

787
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: COVID going ham right now. It's crazy. It sucks, but

788
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 1: also it's I feel like it's I mean, I don't

789
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: know if you have all your vaccines and boosters, you don't,

790
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,879
Speaker 1: you don't get as sick as as as we were

791
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 1: getting in the original. You're such a sheep. You're such

792
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: a sheep. I can't believe I'm hearing you these words

793
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: science Blake News. They should call it Blake news. Yeah,

794
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: more like Blake News. Yeah. Obviously people are still getting

795
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 1: sick with a booster, but not as sick, and uh

796
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: that's a good thing. I guess I think that's a

797
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: good thing. Call me crazy. We're just comedians, bro, Why

798
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: are we getting so serious? Dude? Because I'm trying to

799
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: talk about titty milk and you guys don't even like

800
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: I was like really wanting to go down this Is

801
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:03,399
Speaker 1: it sweet? Is it about like what they It's good? Right? Yes? Yes,

802
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: yes man, you get those drips, go get that. Can

803
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: you buy titty milk on the wet on the internet?

804
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: On the West? I bet there's some dark I mean

805
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: weird that it's not even dark. It's just it's women.

806
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: If you want to not you if you can't, if

807
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 1: you're not producing and you don't want to use formula,

808
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:26,320
Speaker 1: you can buy breast milk? Is wild? Yeah? What wild?

809
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 1: That is insane? That doesn't seem like it's a bottle, Like, hey,

810
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 1: you can buy jazz, it's just called sperm belt. Yeah yeah,

811
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: but you can't just go online. You're saying, like you

812
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: go to like an Amazon, you can buy you Well,

813
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 1: it's not bad, but it's yes. Can't you buy bottling fluid?

814
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 1: Like you can't buy someone's bag of blood? Like that's

815
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: illegal to do? Right? Well, if that's what you do,

816
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: you go to a hospital, you get someone's blood, called

817
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 1: the blood transfusion. I know, but I'm saying me, it's

818
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 1: just a guy that wants to try titty milk. I can't,

819
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 1: Adam can. I'm looking at breast milk a hundred ounces

820
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: on eBay right now? Oh can you mix that with

821
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: some cam one dollars? So? Can you buy jizz on eBay?

822
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: You want me to see jizz for sale if there's

823
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: any jis for sale? Because I don't think you could

824
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,879
Speaker 1: buy jizz. It's crazy that you can buy titty milk

825
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 1: because they're good. Look at what what if it's AIDS.

826
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: It's AIDS titty milk. We have semen action. You know what?

827
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 1: Are you cutting yourself open and pouring it into your

828
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: blood stream? Whoa dude, Adam Holy, I just found something. Guys.

829
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 1: It's called porn sperm, artificial sperm. It comes in a tube.

830
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this? Do you inject that down

831
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 1: your d hoole or what? Okay, what's the name, and

832
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,280
Speaker 1: let's shout them out so they can send us a box.

833
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Speaker 1: It's called porn sperm, porn, artificial sperm MILLI later, so

834
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 1: for like if you're shooting a porno and and then

835
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 1: so admittedly I'm not a big shooter, Like if I'm

836
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 1: shooting a porno, it'd be the cum shot would be disappointing.

837
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 1: It would be like all that work a dribbler, all

838
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 1: that work, and it's just like a an active vulcane.

839
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: He dropped in from the top rope for a dribble. Yeah,

840
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: dropped in all that work and it's just dribbling. It

841
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 1: looks like it's just a lubricant that they just fucking

842
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: killed it with the marketing. Well I don't think it's

843
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: actually like sperm. Well that's too bad. I'm an astroglade guy. Personal.

844
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: Yeah we know that about you, yelde dude. The astroglide

845
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 1: bucket hat that they gave us, uh we aster glide

846
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,240
Speaker 1: is now sponsored the podcast. They give us an astral bucket.

847
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: It's sick. I'll rock that. I'll funk up an astro

848
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 1: glide bucket hat. Yeah, the shirts are hilarious. Holy smokes,

849
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 1: I am going down a deep dark tunnel. We'll talk

850
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, I dropped a little link in your

851
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 1: God dude, of course, it's like Japanese. They do that.

852
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 1: They released the most insane products over there. They sorry,

853
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 1: why do you think it's Japanese? Does that happen? So?

854
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: I think it's got a couple of languages. Yeah, and

855
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: just just a poor girl. I almost think that this

856
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: she didn't post like that. I feel like this is

857
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858
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,400
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859
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,719
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860
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,520
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861
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862
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: that's rough if you, uh, if you didn't get paid,

863
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,680
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864
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,880
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865
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 1: looks like she just went ham on a cinnabon. Well

866
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Speaker 1: she went very ham Yeah, she doesn't look that. She

867
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: looks like she's putting up with it. Yeah, this is

868
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870
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871
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872
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 1: describe what it is like, Yeah, we get that. Yeah

873
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:04,839
Speaker 1: we juicy vagina shout her out, dude, this is sick. Yeah. Well, hey,

874
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: thanks for sharing, Blake. Yeah. And what is bonanza Bonanza?

875
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:13,480
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876
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. It's like eBay for

877
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 1: like weird everything but the ordinary. So it's kind of

878
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 1: like things you see on TV. Remember those magazines, like

879
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: things you see on TV or whatever. Yeah, there used

880
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 1: to be a store at my mall that was like

881
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: as seen on TV, seen on TV, and you go

882
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:29,919
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883
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,320
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884
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: gonna fla call this number. But then you go in

885
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 1: there and you're like, maybe maybe I need to shake away. Yeah,

886
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: it's kind of cool. I gotta I gotta piss so bad,

887
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,760
Speaker 1: just just god, I'm going I just wanted to announce,

888
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Speaker 1: all right, yeah, go for it, Okay, just go then

889
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Speaker 1: make it weird. What the hell did you think he

890
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: got a little do you think you're thinking? You think

891
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 1: you got a little chubbed up? We're talking about all

892
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: this titty milk. And then we segued right into like

893
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: a fake semen, fake semen, and then he got a

894
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: little I think he's actually going to cranking down a

895
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,240
Speaker 1: little crank down a little bit. He's taking a stroke break.

896
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 1: Very possible, classic stroke break. It's very very possible, and

897
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: that you can't do that, Like even though that's a

898
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: great idea to relieve stress at work. We talked about this,

899
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 1: I think in a a podcast, either one or two

900
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:19,280
Speaker 1: podcasts ago, uh, taking a stroke break, but you can't

901
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: do that nowadays. Like that that like I feel like

902
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: maybe even ten years ago you could have passed that.

903
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: That could have slipped past HR and they're like, hey,

904
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: you know what, it would relieve stress. Just here's a

905
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:32,719
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906
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: Maybe this is the jerk off room. Maybe it's it

907
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: should start overseas. I feel like an Amsterdam or something.

908
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 1: They could start kicking that off and then it could

909
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 1: be something that catches on over here in the States.

910
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: You know, I'm going when I shoot this Pitch Perfect show,

911
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 1: I'm going to Germany, and I hear there's like really

912
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 1: weird stuff over there that I'm probably like, I've never

913
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 1: seen anything. I'm kind of excited to see some weird,

914
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 1: weird old stuff. Like what we're talking like a like

915
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: live shows or whatever. Are you trying to get into

916
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:03,240
Speaker 1: some weird raves? Yeah, evidently there's like weird sex clubs.

917
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,879
Speaker 1: You said, like the Bergheim or something. I think I've

918
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,800
Speaker 1: been told that, and that's like a famous like techno

919
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: like dance club place, Bergheim. Yeah, I believe, so it's

920
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: I think it's Bergheim, and it's like a famous German

921
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: uh Berlin like techno club that everyone's told me about.

922
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: And there's like I guess in the basement is like

923
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: where weird ship goes down that you can't unsee it.

924
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 1: I had some grows like you can't unsee it, bro,

925
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 1: which I hate when people say that, because you obviously

926
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: you can't unsee anything. It's weird. Anything you see, you've

927
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: seen forever, you saw it pretty see. But evidently, like

928
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: really weird stuff goes down and I'm kind of like, well,

929
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: what would shock me? I don't know, Yeah, this is weird.

930
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: I just looked at up Bergheim and the actual building

931
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 1: looks like a prison. It looks scariest or worse. Where

932
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: is this Germany? Yeah, and yeah in Berlin it could

933
00:50:56,200 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: have been, but evidently it's like super exclusive, like they

934
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 1: only allow a certain amount of people in and it

935
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: runs from like Friday at like ten pm two Sunday

936
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: at at like six am on Monday or whatever. It's

937
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,439
Speaker 1: it's open, I mean the whole time, that whole time,

938
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 1: and people stay there that whole time. There might be

939
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: drugs involved, but probably the probably some dabbling. But I've

940
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: been told by multiple people that like you'll just show

941
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 1: up and you're there and you're like hey, and they're like, no,

942
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: I get the funk out of the line. Not you.

943
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 1: It's like, well, I'm not getting in here with that

944
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: shirt on. But yeah, I said, you're getting on. Is

945
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: that the best trailer moment ever? What trailer was that?

946
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 1: From Don't Say Chucking Back? Well we'll startle back, We'll

947
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 1: startle back. Yeah. So anyways, I was just like, well,

948
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 1: I don't know, like what would that what is going

949
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 1: to shock me there? Or if it's like, yeah, some

950
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: weird that's some weird ship for sure. I feel like

951
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: there's a lot of stuff that I would if I

952
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: saw it a lot, Like I've seen a lot of

953
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 1: stuff on the internet, but seeing ship live and this

954
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 1: is a great segue to theater. But it's smelling it, Yeah,

955
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: I think I think it's not the scene it it's

956
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: the smelling of it that you just get. That's what

957
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 1: you can't You can't un smell that. Or like a

958
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:14,640
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959
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:17,280
Speaker 1: if you're splash, I want to steer clear the splash.

960
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Speaker 1: Definitely show up in a little raincoat for sure, or

961
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,320
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964
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: And that's how I showed it to the front door

965
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 1: and they're like, for sure, you guys can come in

966
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 1: you in front of the line. Yes, Chloe has me

967
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: and on a collar or something like a collar and

968
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: a leash, and then I'm just just closed myself with

969
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,000
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970
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 1: I think you'd be okay? This would happened to me

971
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: in West Hollywood when I lived there years ago. When

972
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 1: you make eye contact with somebody who you definitely like,

973
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 1: somebody who's like shitting on the side of the road,

974
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:55,920
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975
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,960
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976
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,759
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977
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 1: you've both shared them, and then maybe they hand you

978
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:12,520
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979
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: Were in the basement, Steer clear of the eyes the

980
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: portal to the soul. But I don't know. I feel

981
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 1: like that those weird performance art things, they're trying to

982
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: get you to look in the eyes. They want you

983
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: to soul link with them, and they just because they

984
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,439
Speaker 1: know they probably fucking live for that ship, knowing you'll

985
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: never forget them. That met Kyle, Yeah, it was a

986
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 1: similar situation. Kyle was sitting on the floor and you

987
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,720
Speaker 1: guys locked eyes. Kyle was like the g g Allen

988
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: of Silverwood Elementary. It was crazy, lots of scat play

989
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 1: and cutting himself. It was cool man, he was that cool. Guys,

990
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: are there any take back, any giveaways? I gotta take back?

991
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 1: And I think we all know what it might could

992
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:55,600
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993
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,440
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994
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:00,400
Speaker 1: to take that back in case it did. And I

995
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:03,040
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996
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:07,000
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997
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:12,600
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998
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,960
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1002
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:27,040
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1003
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:30,239
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Speaker 1: how much and then they show it off. They're like, hey, babe,

1039
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Speaker 1: look at how much I actually came in this condom.

1040
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,279
Speaker 1: So you turn the lights on just for a moment

1041
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:26,760
Speaker 1: and go, okay, lights back off. It's definitely weird because

1042
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: I think what Dirge is talking about is down on

1043
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 1: the other bars more from this seller. And then it's

1044
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 1: bathing baby toy pipeline. Well, they'll read the whole thing

1045
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 1: right below the semen. Whatever is the bathing baby toy pipeline,

1046
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: water spray shower game, bathroom shower kids toy? Yeah, hey,

1047
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 1: what juicy bath toy? Which actually looks off the chain

1048
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: j it does. It does look really cool. It looks

1049
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 1: like something that you you put in your shower and

1050
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: it's like it's all the looks sucking dope, I'm getting

1051
00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 1: it for our breage. Yeah, well, and it's cool that

1052
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 1: we're getting it from this seller. Like this seller knows

1053
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 1: what people want. They know that that who the demo

1054
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 1: for this fake jizz is. It's like for parents, it's parents.

1055
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: They're looking. They're looking to spice it up. They probably

1056
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 1: they're like they probably were just talking about titty milk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Wait, did you guys see the toy gun

1058
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 1: electric burst aty round soft bullet gun on Outdoor Children's

1059
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 1: Toys Soft Kid Gun. Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. Dude.

1060
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:30,000
Speaker 1: It's badass ultimate nerf gun that this seller is selling

1061
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 1: along with fake jizz. This person knows it's got a

1062
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 1: really cool Asian child. Not to mention five percent off.

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00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 1: With five percent off, we're in safety goggles, so you

1064
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 1: know it's real. Uh, this seller really really knows what's up.

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00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 1: I would like to big, I'd like to give flowers

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00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: to this seller on Bonanza. Are you gonna say their name? Uh?

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00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 1: If I could pronounce it or find it, I would

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00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 1: say it Luxury Underscore gee booth g I apostrophe s booth.

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Speaker 1: They've they've had eight they're a top rated seller with

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Speaker 1: eight transactions. I don't know if I trust Bonanza were

1071
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 1: taking PayPal. Yeah, how can you say you're a top

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00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: rated seller and you only have eight transactions. It's a

1073
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: bigger buyer protection pledge here. Yeah, it's a it's a

1074
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: very exclusive club man. But get into a guy's Bonanza

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00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 1: dot com. You're gonna what. I don't talk about the

1076
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 1: things I do. But maybe I just bought a whole

1077
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: bunch of things from this guy. Maybe I did, Maybe

1078
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 1: I didn't. From luxury underscore gys. He seems like he's

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00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 1: he's he cares, he's struggling. I'm gonna help him out.

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00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 1: Maybe it's good stuff. Hey guys. And that was another

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Speaker 1: episode of This Is