1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: Oh and your faith nephew Tommy. Yeah, yeah, yeah it is, yeah, 2 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 1: it is. You know who Mark Zuckerberg was. Yeah, but 3 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:36,839 Speaker 1: I'm taking president o J. Are you smarter the nephew Tommy. 4 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: It's the game we play every day. If you want 5 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 1: to play, please go to Steve Harvey FM dot com 6 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:48,320 Speaker 1: to register so you can be smarter than the nephew. Okay, yeah, 7 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 1: the winning continues to Eastern six twenties Central. Nephew, put 8 00:00:55,040 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: your thinking cap on because today you all right, I'm 9 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: gonna be all right, but you're the go to Steve 10 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,040 Speaker 1: Harvey FM two registers so you can be smarter than 11 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 1: the nephew as well. Okay, I'm all y'all on here, 12 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:19,039 Speaker 1: so let's get what all right? Coming up at the 13 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after it 14 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 1: will be today's Strawberry Letters subject the first Ladies special offering. 15 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 1: Wait till you hear that. You don't want to miss it. 16 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:33,680 Speaker 1: Right now, the not so smart one, Nephew Tommy is 17 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:37,760 Speaker 1: here when today's praying phone call, what you gut for 18 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 1: is King of Pranks Tree coom Tree, y'all got a 19 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 1: here and here it is, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to 20 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 1: reach uh lc, hey, let me let me. Hey, my 21 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: name is Marcus. Uh My my mama named little next 22 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: do to you, uh Mr and mrs my mom and 23 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 1: daddy little neck dope to you. And I was calling 24 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 1: because y'all got a pe country in yall backyard, I 25 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,799 Speaker 1: mean right on the fist line and and to keep 26 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 1: you know, pecan and stuff keep falling over into my 27 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 1: mom and them yard. So I'm talding to see if 28 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 1: y'all can do something man, where y'all can pick up 29 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,080 Speaker 1: I mean, my mama and them got a little older. 30 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,360 Speaker 1: You know, we've been picking them up for a long time, 31 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 1: but I need somebody to, like, maybe you can cut 32 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:28,360 Speaker 1: the limbs back that's hanging over so that they won't 33 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: you know, the pecans won't be falling over into my 34 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: mom and them yard because you know, for them to 35 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 1: be bending over like they're picking up their pacan and 36 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 1: there's a lot of them. So you know, Mr, I 37 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: just wanted to how let you and see if you 38 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,799 Speaker 1: don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back, because even when 39 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: we turned the lamo on and stuff, man, it just 40 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: you know, the peconus and stuff be coming out of 41 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: the lamo just shooting all over the place. Well, first 42 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 1: of all, mamas, old com you know it's fall well, 43 00:02:57,919 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 1: and I can't see me because well, I mean, I'm 44 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 1: not saying you can't have noody to maintain your yards, 45 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,520 Speaker 1: but I mean you your mother, you can maintain your 46 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,840 Speaker 1: mother's y'all. Sir. I go by my mother's house, you know, 47 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: every other day and check on them. But I don't 48 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 1: have time to go on the back and pick up 49 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: pecans and stuff. You know what I'm saying. I mean, 50 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 1: if you just it don't seem no more than like 51 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 1: maybe four or five limbs that's hanging over there. But 52 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 1: them four or five limbs, I mean they they there's 53 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:32,640 Speaker 1: a lot of pecans falling off of that sore sad 54 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: I go back there, there's no kind of nothing back 55 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: the okay whatever, sir. I'm not cutting my tree for 56 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,920 Speaker 1: a little like that. Sir. Listen, what I'm what I'm 57 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: trying to get you to do is I'm not I 58 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 1: want you cutting your entire tree down. I just want 59 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 1: you to cut a few limbs, sir, so you know 60 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: those that way that those are the ones that are 61 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 1: hanging over it won't be you know, the pecans won't 62 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 1: be falling over into my mom's nearn yard. And and 63 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,880 Speaker 1: and you know, like I said the older now man, 64 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: they can't be bending over like that. So you know, 65 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 1: I'm I'm just coming to you as a man right 66 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 1: now and asking you when you please cut this down 67 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: to these pecans and quit falling over my mom and 68 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,440 Speaker 1: then yard almost and you all you can do is 69 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:17,039 Speaker 1: hard someone, okay, someone I know your mother. Don't cut 70 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,799 Speaker 1: your yard. You know it's it's a guy that it's 71 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 1: a guy that cuts the yard. But even when he 72 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:25,280 Speaker 1: cutting the yard, these pecans is flying out from underneath 73 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 1: the y'all the law more the sooner later we're gonna 74 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,719 Speaker 1: be breaking windows over that. What kind of lord person 75 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: you have that don't pick up before they cut? Why 76 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,160 Speaker 1: am I arguing with you about picking up stuff and 77 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: all of this? I'm asking you to cut a funking 78 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 1: left five limbs so these dogs onna pecans ain't are 79 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 1: falling over my mama yard. You you want to cut, 80 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: you're gonna make me come over here and cut the 81 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,479 Speaker 1: old I would come cut the whole damn tree down. 82 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: You ain't gonna put my tree. I brew that tree 83 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 1: from when I was a kid, and long I stay though, sir, look, 84 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,840 Speaker 1: I didn't ask you like a man to cut your 85 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:04,440 Speaker 1: little funking for corn tree down. Now. I ain't in 86 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: the hat. No what you know what? Guess what you 87 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:11,280 Speaker 1: you you bad enough you can't cut it. I've been 88 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:16,720 Speaker 1: look sir, tonight today rather this evening. It's either gonna 89 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 1: be two things happening. Either you're gonna cut the five 90 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,919 Speaker 1: limbs that I won't cut. I'm gonna cut cut the 91 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: whole damn or corn tree down. That's my tree in 92 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,479 Speaker 1: any game, nobody. I'm here right now, I'm you don't 93 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 1: hear them the yard right now? Come on? Is you 94 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:34,720 Speaker 1: over that right now? Right now? I will bring my 95 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 1: right home back. You know what you get in the way, 96 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,760 Speaker 1: got your mother? I got it because it's the save 97 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 1: is one that dress left than my mama's. You're gonna 98 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,920 Speaker 1: cut this damn tree down. Waiting on them, But anyway, man, 99 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,159 Speaker 1: I ain't used my creaking something in along the top. 100 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:53,720 Speaker 1: Any way, I've been waiting on them like you. You 101 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:57,279 Speaker 1: didn't lost your damn mind. You live, yo, cook. I 102 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,120 Speaker 1: told you once and I told you twice. I'm oh 103 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: you young, don't do that. See that's what's right there. 104 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,160 Speaker 1: You know what you can do? Tell your mom to 105 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,400 Speaker 1: make up a car. What you say by my mama, 106 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 1: Tell her to make corn pop and come for me. 107 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:20,280 Speaker 1: Tell tell my mama what make corn pop? Make up 108 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:23,280 Speaker 1: acorn pie. I don't want no pecoran proper. We don't 109 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:27,040 Speaker 1: even eat pecan pie. We're so sick. And he's damn become. 110 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,359 Speaker 1: You got following over in the backyard. You got to 111 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,640 Speaker 1: do something about this. Man. Now, I'm trying to I'm 112 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,719 Speaker 1: trying not to hurt you. Oh man, I really am 113 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:37,920 Speaker 1: hurt me. Hurt me. Come on, hurt me better for me. 114 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:42,280 Speaker 1: I'm on my I'm on my way. It's your side side. 115 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:46,320 Speaker 1: It is you outside. You know how you know I 116 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 1: say you know what I'm I'm here, I'm here, I'm 117 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,680 Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna be in your mama. Dude, you get out. 118 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 1: You get out my mama driveway right now. Get out 119 00:06:55,400 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: my mama driveway all up, come putting me out. I'm 120 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,680 Speaker 1: you get your get y'all back in your drive when 121 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 1: you get out my mama john Way, get out of you. 122 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:11,000 Speaker 1: Get out of my mama john Way. No crying for now. 123 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,840 Speaker 1: Tell you I'm here waiting on you. You get out 124 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 1: of my mama. Get out of my mama. Joe Water 125 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 1: better go cook me some me because I'm I'm gonna 126 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 1: sit here. I got one more thing I need to 127 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,200 Speaker 1: say to you. When you lifted you don't want to 128 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 1: try to say. I'm wonn't at you at your mama house. 129 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 1: This is nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 130 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:35,640 Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your brother. Man, I don't 131 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:40,160 Speaker 1: say this gun man. I'm gonna put my feet. Man, 132 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:45,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm an episode, but I don't pay. I'm 133 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 1: too old. It's kind of LC. Do me a favorite. 134 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:53,680 Speaker 1: First of all, get out tell people yard, go back 135 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:59,280 Speaker 1: to your yard. You just gave me hall blood pressure. 136 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,200 Speaker 1: Ain't nobody mad about your country none of that. Ain't 137 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,840 Speaker 1: nobody from to cut it down. Ain't nobody tripping you right? 138 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 1: I got a hit her now, man, I've been carrying 139 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 1: my grandkids cool. Listen to y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. Man, 140 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,440 Speaker 1: I got one more question for you. Tell me what 141 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:25,320 Speaker 1: is the baddest radio station in the land. L C 142 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:39,199 Speaker 1: your side. You played too much something cairns kind? Yeah, 143 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:44,000 Speaker 1: can the foolishness continue, y'all Atlanta, g a here I come. 144 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 1: That's July twenty and twenty first, twenty second. That is 145 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:50,839 Speaker 1: this weekend. Two shows Friday only, one on Saturday, late 146 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:54,080 Speaker 1: show Saturday night, and one show Sunday. Four shows in total. 147 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:58,640 Speaker 1: Y'all come see your board and I'm Atlanta Uptown count 148 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:04,880 Speaker 1: Uptown brand new location. Yeah that sounds fun. Yeah that 149 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,800 Speaker 1: sounds fun. Yeah, you got a shout out to do 150 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Speaker 1: ball this past weekend. We'll do. And Miss Pete, miss Peter. 151 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,080 Speaker 1: Let me tell you all. Miss Pete works at the 152 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 1: club at the Comedy Club in Jacksonville. Made me some 153 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:22,200 Speaker 1: uh banana pudding. Old my god, Wait a minute, excuse 154 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:27,800 Speaker 1: me nothing nothing diet boy that you know. I wasn't 155 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:40,760 Speaker 1: supposed to eat it without the one spoon of that Shirley. 156 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:45,720 Speaker 1: I love it. Thanks again, everybody in Duball and everybody 157 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,760 Speaker 1: in Jacksonville flaw to coming out hanging out with your 158 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 1: boy this weekend. I appreciate appreciate it. Miss pay best 159 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:55,440 Speaker 1: best best but out of pudding in the world. Thank you, 160 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,720 Speaker 1: dar all right, thank you, Nephew. Up next Today's Strawberry 161 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:03,800 Speaker 1: Letters subject the first Ladies Special offering right after this. Yeah, 162 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:07,320 Speaker 1: you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning showm