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Speaker 1: is Julie. Hi, Julie, how are you? Good morning? So

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Speaker 1: Julie has a three hour commute every morning. Can you

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Speaker 1: So Danielle Gadhia, we do it for Julie. We do

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Speaker 1: Oh you guys are making me gain all kinds of

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Speaker 1: the dark Side. Which is your favorite? Hey? Oh the

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Speaker 1: A shirt and on the way okay, oh, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much. You guys, have a wonderful day. Keep doing

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine three hours every day now? Oh please? Mary?

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Speaker 1: what's on your mind today? Okay? Have you guys ever

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Speaker 1: Just are you? Yeah? Those things are world famous. It

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Speaker 1: Lisa Kudrow's birthday today. Happy birthday, Capricorn. It's important to

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Speaker 1: And then has anybody ever been to the cheesecake Factory

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Speaker 1: So he went to the newspaper right and he cut

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Speaker 1: Well here's what happened. He usually gets here too early

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Speaker 1: going to talk about Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner and

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Speaker 1: how they pay tribute to their late dog. Although I'm

418
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Speaker 1: so sad, I know that story is the saddest story ever.

419
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 1: I know. Tattoos, I just give your story away. They

420
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:35,159
Speaker 1: tattooed their dog on their arms. Okay, So because you

421
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,880
Speaker 1: don't have to do that story now, thanks, that's great, Okay,

422
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 1: So love you. So if I'm fifteen years old, I'm

423
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 1: dating Nate, I call him my boyfriend. Right, So if

424
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Speaker 1: I'm in my thirties, forties or fifties, what do I

425
00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: call him? I mean, do you use the word boyfriend?

426
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 1: Someone sends us a text a few minutes ago saying, look,

427
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Speaker 1: I'm in my thirties. I don't know how how to

428
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 1: introduce my boyfriend because he's my boyfriend. But I'm in

429
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 1: my thirties and it sounds very teen, you know. I

430
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: Am sister calls her boyfriend she's in her thirties, her

431
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 1: man friend, which I think sounds dirty. Yeah, my man

432
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 1: friend friend. What do I call you? Well, in the

433
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,479
Speaker 1: olden days, they used to call you the gentleman caller.

434
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 1: That sounds like a hooker. That's just way before we

435
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,199
Speaker 1: were Yeah, it's like the old old days before you

436
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 1: were even bored. This is my gentleman caller, and then

437
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 1: your lady friend, your gentleman calling your lady friend, if

438
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,439
Speaker 1: your pastor what do I call you? Know? Like, for instance,

439
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 1: I called Alex my fiance, yeah, which is still freaks

440
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: people out there, like, oh my god, two guys getting married.

441
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 1: There are still people that kind of freaked out about that.

442
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:40,639
Speaker 1: But fiance is easier to identify than what boyfriend? I

443
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Speaker 1: mean what I don't want to call someone my boyfriend? Well,

444
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 1: Alex was your boyfriend before he was your fiance, right, yeah,

445
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 1: but my point is calling someone my boyfriend in my fifties,

446
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: I feel creepy. I don't know if you have any options,

447
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: to be honest, No, I just googled synonyms for boyfriend

448
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:03,640
Speaker 1: and they're terrible, are they? Uh? Steady yeah, hold on, holding,

449
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: slow down? This is my steady. Yeah. What's the next one?

450
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 1: Suitor my suitor, fancy man. This is my fancy man intended.

451
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 1: See I've used the word partner before and they're like, what,

452
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 1: what do you have a law firm? What about your

453
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: main squeeze? Your flame? My old lady? My flame? What

454
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 1: about lover? Lover is a good one? This is old

455
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 1: old and that sounds like what you do is do

456
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: it like you don't do anything lover. No, lover is

457
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:42,360
Speaker 1: like you're you're swingers singers. Picture like an old lady

458
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 1: with a really long cigarette, like my love is coming

459
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 1: out now, it's hot, this is my piece? How about

460
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 1: that much in the gay world, I mean, when I

461
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: was younger, the word lover was used a lot, and

462
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:58,719
Speaker 1: I never liked it. I'm like right up there with

463
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:04,919
Speaker 1: Megan love. But if I help. Gaudy Gaudi does the

464
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: fake vomit every time you say something that she doesn't like. Okay,

465
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: so let's make love. She look, she makes you think

466
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 1: about thinking about what you're doing though you're making a

467
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 1: vomit sound. I thought of this is the term make

468
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 1: love sounds gross. It sounds like someone's kissing your eyelids. Gross. Really,

469
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:31,000
Speaker 1: kissing your eyelids makes you vomit? Really, why just get

470
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 1: away from my eyes? Really, you're not into you're not

471
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:38,159
Speaker 1: into ocular sex. No, I don't like your tongue in

472
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: the ear. That's horrible, wet ear. Oh, so you know

473
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: who's coming in later? Her is coming in? Are we

474
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 1: making the big announcement today? The Global the Global Citizens

475
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: festivals coming up and I'm a cohot. Yes, that's awesome.

476
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: And her is performing, so she's coming in today and

477
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about who's gonna be there. Have you

478
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 1: heard the song with Ed Shearon and Her Ed Shearon's

479
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: new album, You want to hear that? Yeah, it's called

480
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: Don't Want Your Money? So good love this song. Listen

481
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 1: to this. He either for you all day. I've been

482
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 1: away on the roof for a little while. The damn

483
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: heading on to me. My baby's smile. She hates it

484
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: when I am over a thousand miles away and I'm

485
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 1: not dead to pick up when she dies. Yes, she's

486
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 1: always looking back and saying, that was a time when

487
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: you would be around every single night. I'm not saying

488
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: that I want another guy, but I need to hear

489
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 1: for the good times and the bad times. Hear the

490
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 1: pulling out of my head, getting my time, not just

491
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 1: to win. I'm in your bed on my bad times, baby,

492
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 1: every time I called it's a bad time, just when

493
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 1: you hearing your own There ain't no dimes, And so

494
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: will goad the camera placing man's loving her home. She

495
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: keeps telling me over and no, she said, I don't

496
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 1: want your money, baby, all, I just want your time.

497
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: She said, I don't want your money, baby All, I

498
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: just want your time. I used to be around Margaret.

499
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 1: I was trapped for cash and that's not the track

500
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 1: to fucking my eyes trying to make a success out

501
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 1: of myself. I guess it'll be my friend, But I

502
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,959
Speaker 1: was in a miss. I remember being on tour, staying

503
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: up on the phone, thirty mini conversation. Boy, when you're

504
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: coming home. I can't be building the family life here

505
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: on my own. Baby. I'm doing the fossil while you

506
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: taking that tone like I'm the bad guy. I thought

507
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: it wouldn't made me better in your dad's side. I'm

508
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: busy stacking up the paper for the bad time, because baby,

509
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 1: you never know. I'm popping right now. But they will

510
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: come and do when I won't. There ain't no diamond, silver, gold,

511
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: the camera place, A man's loving a home. And she

512
00:28:56,920 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: keeps telling me over and all, she said, I don't

513
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: want your money, baby, an, I just want your time. See,

514
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: I don't want your money, baby All. I justn't want

515
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: your time. I don't try, just want you try. You

516
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: know you're my baby. Sorry, I've been away and no

517
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: life boy, you driving crazy? Why are you gonna wist

518
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: with my money? You know you're my baby. I'm sorry,

519
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: I've been away and a lie. Oh you're drying me crazy.

520
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 1: I don't want your money, baby all I don't want

521
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: you why just want your time? She said, I don't

522
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:58,719
Speaker 1: want your money, baby, I don't want justn't want your time.

523
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: I love that song. So of course that was ed

524
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: Sharon and her her will be here? What in an hour? Whatever?

525
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: Love that? All right? Let's talk about Global Citizens Festival,

526
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: so headline this year. Are you ready for Daniel? Daniel,

527
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 1: you should come to this, Come to this. Queen and

528
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: Adam Lambert. You know I love my Adam Lambert. Farrel's

529
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: going to be there, Alicia Keys One Republic, Her, Carol King,

530
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 1: French Montana. I know it's gonna be unbelievable. Wow. Hosted

531
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: by Hugh Jackman, co hosted by Elvis Durad. I know

532
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: that guy and Hugh Jackman loves us, That's all I know.

533
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: I love that. You know who else is co hosting? Gandhi?

534
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 1: Who's there? Who give me a hint? Jesson Momoa? Are

535
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: you ready? Can you handle it? Miley Cyrris No, Bill Nye, Yes,

536
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: shut up to Rogi p Henson, who I love. Uh,

537
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: Rommy Malick is gonna be there. It's gonna be well,

538
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: that's a crazy lineup. I know. I can't believe they

539
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: landed Elvis Durand. I heard he's got a book coming

540
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: out and everything. He's busy. I heard he's hung like

541
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: an elephant. No, I didn't hear that. Anyway, I'm gonna

542
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 1: come just for the hosts Global Citizens Festival. You will

543
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: hear the entire festival right here on your favorite iHeart

544
00:31:55,680 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 1: media station. It'll be great. I'll be the host hanging

545
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: out with Bill Nye, the science guy. I'm not telling

546
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: come come with me. I'm jellous of Bill Nye hanging

547
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: out with you. Just come out, come out and hang out. Anyway,

548
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: it's on the way, Dan, I love musicals. When it

549
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 1: comes to finding the perfect gift, it's a basket from

550
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: Tate's Bakeshop. It's the perfect answer, of course. It's filled

551
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: with their signature crispy and buttery chocolate chip cookies and more.

552
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: Visit tates Bakeshop dot com. Use the promo code Elvis.

553
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: You get twenty percent off your purchase. Okay, so we've

554
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: never gone into this Halloween thing. Yeah, so they want

555
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: to change the date of Halloween or Halloween. Am I

556
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: saying it right? Yeah, you're saying right. You people make

557
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: fun of me, want to say Thanksgiving. They're like, it's

558
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: not Thanksgiving, it's Thanksgiving. Oh like, well, okay, screw you.

559
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: But but Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. Anyway, so they want

560
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 1: to change the date. There's actually a big, actually a

561
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: big petition out there to move Halloween. Yep. They think

562
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: it's time for a safer, longer, stress free celebration, so

563
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 1: they want to move it to when tell me the story,

564
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: that's like, there's Saturday, last Saturday of the month of October. Yeah. So,

565
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: and it makes sense because I mean, I know having kids,

566
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: it's very stressful when it's during the day, because when

567
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 1: it's during the week, because they they're in school till

568
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: two or three o'clock in the afternoon. Then they got

569
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: to run home and you got to throw their costumes on,

570
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: and then you got to do quickly trick or treating

571
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: and whatever. And a lot of people like me, it's

572
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 1: to me a huge holiday. In my house, you know,

573
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: we celebrate for months. So on the day I want

574
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: to be out all day. I want to do everything.

575
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: I want to go to the houses that really decorated.

576
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 1: I want to go to a party, and I want

577
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: to do this. You can't do that when you may

578
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: say something, oh work, may I say something? Buck up? Mary? No,

579
00:33:56,160 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: Halloween's on October thirty first, Let's keep it there. That's

580
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: fun because the day. Yeah, yeah, Froggy's with me. I'm so.

581
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: I also like it because it's my birthday. So I

582
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: like my birthday being on Halloween for that reason alone.

583
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: We love our Froggy. Let's keep it on October thirty five.

584
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: I think you would. You should not want it on

585
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: your birthday because you always have that problem of having

586
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: your family over and not being able to do Halloween stuff.

587
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 1: Part of worrying about my family. I'm going to start

588
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: being selfish myself. It's my birthday, it's on Halloween, and

589
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,280
Speaker 1: that's how I wanted. Guess what. We're gonna keep Christmas

590
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: on December twenty five. Okay, we're gonna keep Halloween on

591
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: October thirty Fay, I mean Thanksgiving. If you think about

592
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 1: it's not the same date every year. Yeah, you know what,

593
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 1: lots of stuff isn't can you get thicker skin? I'm

594
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: just saying though you, daniel you're one of them. Ye

595
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: you're one of those people who was like a total

596
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:56,720
Speaker 1: push over softy. I just think it would be better

597
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: like super Bowl Sunday. The Monday should be on holiday.

598
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,879
Speaker 1: Ye Oh, she'd go to sleep because we're up late,

599
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 1: we're drunk, and we're eating crappy foods. Yeah, we need

600
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: a break the next one. Now, this year, Halloween is

601
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: on Thursday. Good, So that's good. So Friday will be

602
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 1: like kind of a hangover, and you get like a

603
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: long celebration of Halloween. You get Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

604
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 1: I don't know. I agree with Danielle hundred percent because

605
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 1: if it falls on a Wednesday or Tuesday, you never

606
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,280
Speaker 1: know which weekend people are going to go out and party,

607
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: all right, you never know if it's gonna be the

608
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: weekend before the weekend, after two weekends, then hey, Sally

609
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:34,240
Speaker 1: calmed down, Sally, I was Mary yesterday. Now I'm Sally.

610
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: You Mary yesterday, you're Sally yes, Gondhi, I think it

611
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: should be the way Danielle wants it. I think we

612
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: need to do the last Saturday of every month. Yeah,

613
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat the furniture. It's not like a historical

614
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: significance to the thirty first? Who knows? Leave it? People

615
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:58,800
Speaker 1: keep trying to change things because I can't. Yeah, yeah, yes, please,

616
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: that's exactly how I saw. Are you about it? If

617
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: you don't like Halloween, then I understand you like I

618
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: love Halloween. But it's October thirty. Hello, Brad? Hello? How

619
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: you doing this? Well? It? Well? I will tell you

620
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: how I'm doing after I hear what your opinion is

621
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 1: on Halloween. Should we leave it on October twenty one?

622
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: It should stay on October thirty first? Thank you, Bradley?

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Speaker 1: Why Brad? Why there is October? There is historical I

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Speaker 1: October thirtieth? Bright? Back up? So October thirtieth is what

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Speaker 1: sam hin? It's a wiccan Um holiday. Okay? What was

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Speaker 1: that which came first? That? Or Halloween that came first?

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Speaker 1: And then we adopted Halloween right after that? Brad knows?

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Speaker 1: All right, Brad, it's a religious holiday. People are saying.

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Speaker 1: People are staying on text. Yeah, please leave it alone.

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Speaker 1: Here's my here's my problem, Brad, And maybe you'll agree.

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Speaker 1: December twenty fifth isn't the exact date that baby Jesus

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Speaker 1: don't know, all right, all right, that's another Sunding before

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Speaker 1: another day. But they're people are petitioning to move Halloween

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Speaker 1: to the last Saturday of the month. Screw you. Leave

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Speaker 1: it alone. Yeah, when I was growing up, when I

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Speaker 1: was growing up, basically I had I had Halloween during

642
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Speaker 1: our costumes and then basically came moment, didn't trick or

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Speaker 1: treating and all that stuff afterward. But you know what

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Speaker 1: it is now a lot of schools like they don't

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Speaker 1: like any of these holidays. But you're not allowed in costume.

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Speaker 1: You're not allowed to even say it's Halloween. It's the

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Speaker 1: costume dress up day. I'm gonna go trest as a snowflake,

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Speaker 1: all right, Brad, Thank you very much. Happy Halloween. I'll

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Speaker 1: see you October thirty, first on the day it's supposed

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Speaker 1: question for you, Elvis. Yes, if you know that Sunday

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Speaker 1: is a day that most people have off, why would

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Speaker 1: you not want to have a big, robust party on

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Speaker 1: a Saturday. I can't. I can. The thing is, if,

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Speaker 1: by your logic, if Halloween falls on a Wednesday, everyone's

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Speaker 1: very clear on something. I can have a Halloween party

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Speaker 1: that weekend. I'm not trigger treating on Wednesday. I'm a

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Speaker 1: some people are saying that it's the day after all

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Speaker 1: Hallows Eve, or the day before or the day before day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then there's a Saint's Day. There's a lot of difference.

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Speaker 1: Leave it alone. Just leave it alone. Change it. People

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Speaker 1: because everyone usually has off for Thanksgiving and Christmas. No

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Speaker 1: Well you shouldn't. It's Halloween. I mean, that's not worthy

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Speaker 1: agree with that. I don't think you should have off

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Speaker 1: of work. So maybe that's why we have a big

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Speaker 1: party on the last Saturday instead. All right, here, it

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, So I'm not having my nose up someone's.

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Speaker 1: not worthy of a day off it's Halloween. It's not Christmas,

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Speaker 1: it's not Thanksgiving. This explanation actually makes sense. What is

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Speaker 1: Halloween originated from an ancient Celtic Celtic festival Celtic Celtic

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Speaker 1: Then in the eighth century, Pope Gregory the third declared

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Speaker 1: November first as All Saints Day, and this was the

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00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 1: my uncle Ira is a character. Every single auld in

831
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: his house is connected to something, and he's whacked. He's

832
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,479
Speaker 1: he must have gone through at least ten to twelve

833
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 1: lazy boy reclined since I've known him watching TV, so

834
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,879
Speaker 1: he just totally freaked out. If he got a call

835
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: from the electric company telling him that we're shutting off

836
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: his electricity. That's his lifeline to the world. Steven, We're

837
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: gonna do his phone tap on him right now? Sounds great.

838
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 1: Hello mister Wyland please, who's my name is Frank Ippolito

839
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: with how are you? Yeah? How can I help you?

840
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 1: We have an outstanding balance of seventy three dollars and

841
00:47:55,800 --> 00:48:00,359
Speaker 1: forty one cents from you. What you couldn't That's all

842
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,439
Speaker 1: you need to do is call me that you hold

843
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 1: on I In fact, I was doing my Hondo computer.

844
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 1: Let me just oh you guys, ought to be ashamed

845
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: of yourself. Really, I'm so upset. Let me see when

846
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: the last Just stay with me a second. Okay, don't

847
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: think I'm being nasty, It's just why the hell do

848
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 1: you call me after I palled you four hundred and

849
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: thirty five dollars in sixty cents? Oh? I'm sorry to

850
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 1: inform you, but as of today you are what we

851
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,800
Speaker 1: call a delinquent customer. What do you kidding me? Seventy

852
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 1: three dollars? I could it's one day electricity from you

853
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: guys to me at twelve noon, the electricity was about

854
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 1: to shut off, so that's why I was. I was also,

855
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Kid? Are you God forbid you

856
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 1: do that? And I go back to my law firm.

857
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: You know we warned you about Oh my, I just

858
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: gotta How can you shut me off? If I got

859
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 1: a bill showing that I don't know? You? A panny?

860
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: All right? How can we how can we rectify? How

861
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,359
Speaker 1: can you look look thirty four years and see if

862
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: I ever missed paying my bill on time? Where do

863
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 1: you get to seventy three dollars for? And wouldn't I

864
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,719
Speaker 1: get a warning? Wouldn't you call me. You see what

865
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: I can do for you, sir, What you could do

866
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:09,720
Speaker 1: for a second. Darlene, Dary, did you come over here? Please?

867
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: I can't believe this. You can't believe it. How do

868
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: you think I feel? You guys are getting me so

869
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: damn upset. I can't even get I can't even straighten

870
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 1: this out. It's seventy three dollars. It's outstanding. It's you're

871
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 1: sure you can't do anything. She'd better do something or

872
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,959
Speaker 1: your pa is in a sling. Guys on the phone

873
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 1: right now, on the phone, you idiots. It's really angry.

874
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,760
Speaker 1: I think we should agree. You never heard angry yet, Darlene.

875
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 1: You gotta help me get the musical. It's like a

876
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,439
Speaker 1: dortye Hello. Yeah, all right, sir, We here are working

877
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 1: on a fix to make sure that it's all clear.

878
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,720
Speaker 1: And you don't have not that it's cool, cleard nothing,

879
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: it's cleard. You were going to shut if all I

880
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 1: wasn't home, you would have shut my life ticity off.

881
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: We're not gonna shut you off'n. That's very nice to you, Frank.

882
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. And not tell me where you've got

883
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 1: the notification at standing? And I want to see the

884
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: notification that you caused me or did anything in the

885
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 1: in the area of communication to me. All right, We

886
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,959
Speaker 1: sent three different notices out and on the third one

887
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: we wrote in big red letters that your electricity would

888
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: be turned off today if we haven't received payment. But

889
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 1: how can you shut somebody's electricity off without giving them

890
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: a warning? I pay an average of three hundred dollars

891
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: every two months, I understand, never missed a payment of

892
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: thirty four years, and you got the world to tell

893
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,319
Speaker 1: me to day would have shut off my electricity? Yeah, sir,

894
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Hold on a second. This is a reason

895
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: to gain. This isn't a met game that I'm getting

896
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: upset about. Darlene. You can't turn it off. Don't do it.

897
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: Don't do it. Do you believe me? I just want

898
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: to pacify this guy. That's the fun. What are you

899
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: talking to a baby? Tell them it's not gonna go off.

900
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: But if it goes off, whatever, if it comes off,

901
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 1: if I guarantee you your answers to this fling, I'm

902
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:57,800
Speaker 1: going over to Belmore right now, you're gonna shut it? Okay? Hello, Okay,

903
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: I work things out, you work put I get in

904
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: the background. Frank, I'm not someone to be pacified like

905
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:07,320
Speaker 1: I'm a baby. You're making a big mistake. Say a

906
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 1: person was connected to a machine. You're turned off the machine.

907
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: They're not going to turn it off. So you're fine,

908
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:14,359
Speaker 1: You're fine. It's not it's not gonna ran. I'm telling

909
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: you something. Yeah, if it's turned off, you're in a

910
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 1: lot of problems. Do you have anything important connected to

911
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: the year connected? What's the matter with you? Why are

912
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,399
Speaker 1: you hedging with me like they're going to shut it off?

913
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 1: Isn't there anybody you could talk to? Hey, Iira, Yeah,

914
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 1: my name is Gary Jones, and you've been phone tapped,

915
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:37,359
Speaker 1: you little son of a bit. Say if I get

916
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: in a talk, that's me the pick me that I

917
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:45,280
Speaker 1: hadn't paid a bill. That's really good. Seventy three dollars.

918
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even eat that for lunch. Scary. That was great.

919
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: I love his laugh Anyway, that was your one thousand

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921
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922
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923
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924
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:21,680
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925
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,279
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926
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Speaker 1: What do you do Hunstall Hospital? I do surgeries with

927
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:34,000
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928
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: know what's waiting for you? Like what you'll be operating on? Yeah?

929
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:41,879
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00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:46,040
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931
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,120
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932
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: Did you I did? Well? I do the surgery he

933
00:52:55,560 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 1: had it done on him. Yeah, I didn't perform the surgery. Ashley.

934
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: Enjoy your one thousand dollars and thank you. Thank you

935
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,799
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936
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Speaker 1: You get twenty percent off. It's kind of fabulous. You ready,

943
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 1: daniel Yeah, So, why is engineer Josh in the room? Hi,

944
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: we're having computer freezing problems. Josh, come back. This is

945
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 1: Mercury in retrograde. I think it is. Mercury is absolutely

946
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: in retro because everything is like effed up. Yes, everything.

947
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,320
Speaker 1: We have people listening in Chattanooga. There's radio station is

948
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: not working. The whole thing's missed up. Yeah, it happens

949
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: all the time. I never believed in it, you do, yo, Yeah, absolutely.

950
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:56,479
Speaker 1: We have a calendar back in the shop that tells

951
00:53:56,520 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: us when Mercury is entering retrograde, prominently displayed. You should

952
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,360
Speaker 1: bonus all the engineers during Mercury and retrograde, of the

953
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 1: ones that are on vacations. Can I just say Josh

954
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 1: is the nicest, friendliest engineer I've ever met. Yeah, every

955
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 1: engineer I've ever encountered usually yells at me upon our

956
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:25,280
Speaker 1: first meeting. He's so pleasant. No, he's very furious, George, furious, George.

957
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: He's my favorite. Right into the Danielle report, Danielle, all right,

958
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,360
Speaker 1: So Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner got matching tattoos to

959
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: pay tribute to their late dog Waldo who was killed

960
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 1: by a car in New York while out with a

961
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 1: walker last week. Both of them are so sad, and

962
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 1: we know that it was devastating for the entire family.

963
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: So our best goes out to them. But now they

964
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,280
Speaker 1: have a little something of the dog on them forever

965
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,399
Speaker 1: to keep his memory alive. I actually start crying when

966
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 1: I think about the story. It's the worst. It's so sad.

967
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 1: So to celebrate to the anniversary of Friends, we're getting

968
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 1: a pop up exhibit coming to New York. It will

969
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 1: be called the Friend Zoe Showever, it's actually I know

970
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 1: you hate it, but a lot of people got it.

971
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:06,360
Speaker 1: Why do you hate fringe? Okay? So I tried to

972
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 1: watch it. I've tried to watch it repeatedly, and I

973
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: just don't find it funny and it Thank you, Froggy.

974
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,760
Speaker 1: It drives me insane that they have these giant apartments

975
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 1: in New York City and like, for half the time,

976
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 1: one of them was unemployed. I'm like, how does this work? No,

977
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,839
Speaker 1: it's not real. I know. I can't get on board. Well,

978
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 1: funny A pop up store opening up September seven to

979
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,280
Speaker 1: October sixth, every day from ten am to ten pm.

980
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 1: It's like thirty bucks to get in. If you want

981
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: to check it out, It's friend twenty five pop up

982
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,359
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983
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 1: gonna be able to actually recreate pretty cool experiences from

984
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 1: the show if you're a fan. Gandhi will not be there.

985
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 1: So Anna Nicole Smith listen to this. Just a little

986
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:46,799
Speaker 1: tit bit about her. Even though she's passed on, she

987
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: was considered for Cameron Diaz's role in The Mask. Really

988
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 1: that would have been a little strange. God rest your soul,

989
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: but that would have been a little strange, right. Bruce

990
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,879
Speaker 1: Lee's daughter says it was disheartening to see Quentin Tarantino's

991
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 1: depiction of her father and Once upon a Time in Hollywood. Now,

992
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 1: if you haven't seen the movie, you don't know all

993
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:09,760
Speaker 1: the details, but he basically is an a hole in them. Really, Yeah,

994
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 1: Bruce Lee is not depicted in a nice time. I've

995
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,879
Speaker 1: never read that about Bruce Lee anywhere exactly. So maybe

996
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 1: you know, Quentin Tarantino does his own thing when it

997
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:18,879
Speaker 1: comes to movies. You know how it is with him.

998
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 1: But it's a fantastic movie. To go see it. There's

999
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 1: a new teaser out for American horror story in nineteen

1000
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 1: eighty four. Oh my gosh, slasher film everywhere. I cannot

1001
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 1: wait slashes slash Slasher, So check it out when you

1002
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: get a chance. Journey is extending their Vegas tour their

1003
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 1: Vegas runs, so if you want to see them, you

1004
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 1: still have a chance. And speaking of chance, Chance the

1005
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: Rapper will be on the road this coming full. I

1006
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 1: listened to his new album in full the other day

1007
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 1: and it is fantastic. Yeah, he is on. I wish

1008
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: he would come and visit us Chance. He's so fantastic.

1009
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: We should all be more like him. Yeah. My nephew

1010
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 1: Vincent loves him and he had me listen to the

1011
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 1: album and it really is a great album. So the

1012
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 1: Bachelorette is on, You've got America's got talent. Bring the

1013
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 1: funny that's on his well tonight. So Intern Robbie's not

1014
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:05,799
Speaker 1: coming in? Why still sleeping? Well apparently, he says he's

1015
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:09,799
Speaker 1: He says, guys, I'm so fed up. I don't know

1016
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,760
Speaker 1: how I'm gonna work. No, it's not he's an intern.

1017
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,800
Speaker 1: He said that Kathleen come here, and who gone this

1018
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 1: in charge of him? I don't know. So Intern Robbie,

1019
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 1: it's just the funniest guy I've ever met. Was we

1020
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 1: were partying with him last night. I guess we were

1021
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 1: too much for him. Oh so uh so, Intern Robbie,

1022
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 1: where is he? Um? So? In our snapchat group, he

1023
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: said that he's kind of messed up and struggling this morning.

1024
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 1: You know, he was with us last night. We got

1025
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 1: him messed up. It's my fault. Oh oh no, guys

1026
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 1: remember this. But he said on the air that last

1027
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: night was the scheduled threesome that he was supposed to

1028
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: have with that. Well, he was with us, and we

1029
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: didn't have a threesome, trust me. All right. So uh, Kathleen,

1030
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: what are you stealing the play? I just want to

1031
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 1: try it? What are you trying? She's stealing anyway? Anyway?

1032
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 1: So okay, so intern Robbie's not coming in. I guess. Look,

1033
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: I'm three times his age and I out party this guy.

1034
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 1: Huh yes, absolutely, you know what. I think. This is

1035
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Speaker 1: a new thing. Every time we get a new intern,

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Speaker 1: they before they can be hired, they have to party

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Speaker 1: with you for one night. Yeah, they have to keep

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Speaker 1: up with men we hire them. It was great. Look,

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Speaker 1: I came to work I've got food poisoning and I'm hungover. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had bad duck yesterday double I had duck for lunch,

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Speaker 1: and I know it's the duck. No, you hate that.

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00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 1: You're cramping anyway, So intern Robbie's not coming in all right,

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Speaker 1: what a w Hey, guys, this is Seleni Gomis what's up?

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00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 1: It's Fletcher Duran, Duran and Elvis Duran in the morning show.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about Tates. You know what you love summer, right,

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00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 1: I'm with you. Summer is my favorite time of year.

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00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's kind of hot and we smell,

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00:58:56,680 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 1: but we're partying, we're out, we're hanging out with friends, ends,

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Speaker 1: we go to barbecues and we you know, wear shorts anyway,

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00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 1: So summertime it's gonna end eventually, and so will Tates

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00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:11,320
Speaker 1: summertime cookies. They have the Smores cookies and they have

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00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 1: the coconut Blondie cookies and they're just out for summer only,

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00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 1: so eat them now, even now Autumn is on the way.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what their autumn cookies are, probably pumpkin something,

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Speaker 1: I hope. So anyway, until then, you've got to eat

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00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 1: these The smorest cookies are my favorite coconut, the coconut blondie.

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Speaker 1: You know fine, you know if you like coconut, great love,

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00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 1: I love it. They're paying me to say it's okay.

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Speaker 1: I know if you love coconut. I have many friends

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00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 1: like Froggy loves coconut. He loves the coconut blondie cookies. Right,

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Speaker 1: They're so, so, so good. Problem is I can't eat

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Speaker 1: just one. Yeah, we eat the entire package always, every

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Speaker 1: single time. I'll love the Smorest cookies, but the red

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Speaker 1: Smores package, the blue coconut Blondie bags. They're all available

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Speaker 1: at your local market. They're limited editions, summer cookies. They're

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Speaker 1: gonna go fast, just like summers. To go buy them today.

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Speaker 1: We love our Yeah, Justine a Valentine, Wake up, wake up,

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Speaker 1: and you bought that glow though Elvis the rand in

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01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: the morning, shut up the show. Oh yeah, the name

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Speaker 1: ring Bells. Don't forget to buy my girl Danielle and

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01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 1: yeah she's hot. That's two fly moms. Can't forget about

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Speaker 1: my girl named Ghani. They'll get you in the zone.

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Speaker 1: Wake up with scary Jones. You up and feeling groggy.

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Speaker 1: Thank off, great team Froggy Yah, and don't forget to

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Speaker 1: buy My Man, the One and the Only Elvis. Justina Valentine,

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01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 1: she's so great in the Morning Show. Thank you Justina Valentine. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the day. Her on the way in. Can't

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01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,080
Speaker 1: wait to talk to her. Also, you know, we're just

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Speaker 1: we're just talking about the Global Citizen Festival. Happens every

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Speaker 1: year in Central Park, I mean, and a kabillion people

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Speaker 1: show up for this thing this year, Queen and Adam Lambert, Pharrell,

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Speaker 1: Alicia Keys, One Republic, Carol King, and our special guest

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01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 1: Her Yea on the way in. It's all about ending

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01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 1: extreme poverty around the world, and it happens in Central Park.

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01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 1: You know, in New York City, we don't have a

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Speaker 1: lot of grass, but we do have Central Park. It

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Speaker 1: is really truly the most wonderful place in the world.

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Speaker 1: And we're gonna be there hosting Global Citizen Festival in

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Speaker 1: September twenty eight. It doesn't cost anything to get in,

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Speaker 1: but you have to like win the tickets. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: I just go online, do a search and get your

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Speaker 1: way in. Right, It's gonna be an amazing day anyway,

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01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 1: So we're about to get to her, Let's go around

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Speaker 1: the room first, scary hit there around the room music,

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Speaker 1: I'll look at you, scary on the ones and twos, Danielle,

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01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 1: what's up with you? So I did what Froggy did

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Speaker 1: the other day, made a scenario in my head about

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Speaker 1: two people. So I'm in New York City, in New

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Speaker 1: York City yesterday and there were these two people. She

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Speaker 1: was wearing a flowy red dress and he was in

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Speaker 1: a suit. But they were so drunk and they were

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Speaker 1: all over each other. And I had this whole vision

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01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 1: in my head of him having this romantic evening and

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Speaker 1: not wanting it to end and getting wasted together so fun,

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01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 1: not wanting to be a part and whatever. And I

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01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 1: make all these stories in my head whenever I see

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01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 1: things happening, So it doesn't even do that all the

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01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 1: time all the time. It's so crazy. Yeah, yeah, I'm like, what,

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Speaker 1: I wonder what they're thinking right now. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what they're doing. I always think about which celebrities on

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Speaker 1: the toilet right now? That's really weird too, But okay,

1112
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 1: which celebrities on the toilet? Toilet right now? Hey, let's

1113
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Speaker 1: go to producer Sam, what's on your mind today? There.

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Speaker 1: I am high Um. I just wanted to say, if

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01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 1: you're driving, take a look at your spedometer and maybe

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01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 1: consider slowing down by like five miles. This is a

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Speaker 1: weird story. This is a weird story. I'm not really

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Speaker 1: going to get into the nitty gritty, but Elvis and

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01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 1: I got an email from a listener thanking Elvis for

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Speaker 1: talking about slowing down last week because she decided to

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Speaker 1: slow down and then right in front of her witnessed

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01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 1: an accident. So it's a really crazy occurrence. But she said, Elvis,

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Speaker 1: it's because you were talking about slowing down that I

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Speaker 1: did in the first place, and I was not part

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Speaker 1: of it. So everyone driving out there, let's down down

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Speaker 1: just a little bit. It's and does drive aggressively? Have

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01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 1: you noticed when you're on the highway and someone's aggressively

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01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,760
Speaker 1: like weaving in and out, it makes you nervous? Yeah,

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01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:16,440
Speaker 1: everyone gets you anxious. Yeah, don't do it. I always

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Speaker 1: want to throw an egg at their car, and so

1131
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 1: you shouldn't. Don't be an a hole. Seriously, Hello, scary.

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Speaker 1: I was watching some old timey black and white movie

1133
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 1: and this couple was doing a waltz. It's some kind

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01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:30,040
Speaker 1: of a waltz, yeah, whatever it was. And this dude

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01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 1: comes up, it says, may I cut in? And the

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01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:35,360
Speaker 1: gentleman says, sure, how would that go over today? It

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01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:37,560
Speaker 1: wouldn't go over here. Now. In the old days, you

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01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:40,640
Speaker 1: would actually you would actually cut in to dances, and

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01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 1: it was totally acceptable now or obnoxious, I think because

1140
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:50,680
Speaker 1: dancing wasn't what it is today. Dancing was not an

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01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 1: intimate thing back then. It was like having fun. Now

1142
01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 1: dancing means you're gonna, you know, do it later. I

1143
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 1: have a friend who does it to people in clubs

1144
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 1: to deliberately see if he's going to start a fight,

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01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 1: Like while they're grinding on each other. May I cut in? No, No,

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Speaker 1: you can't. It's hilarious. What's up with you? Okay? I

1147
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 1: think this is for us, Danielle. So we've been trying

1148
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,520
Speaker 1: to figure out what's a good way that I could

1149
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:15,720
Speaker 1: lose weight without eating right or exercise. Yes, there has

1150
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 1: to be Apparently there are these little magnetic earrings that

1151
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,840
Speaker 1: you put on your ear in a certain spot the

1152
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:25,920
Speaker 1: acupuncture specialists say actually changes your blood flow and helps

1153
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 1: you lose weight without doing anything. I love it. I

1154
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:31,800
Speaker 1: might have ordered two pairs have you got in that giant.

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01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 1: We're on a diet for your wedding. It's not working.

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01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:38,160
Speaker 1: There's no diet. Okay. Our diet is to eat more.

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01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 1: That's right, it's not working. We did another evening of

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01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 1: pasta yea yesterday. I was thinking about ways to like

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01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,480
Speaker 1: get in shape, so I ate about it. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get some tacos and think about this beautiful stobeaks.

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01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 1: All right, let's go so her. Of course, we'll be

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Speaker 1: at Global Citizens Festival in Central Park this year. But

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01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:00,920
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now. Ever since her appearance on

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01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:03,959
Speaker 1: the on the Grammys, I just it blew me away.

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01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:08,280
Speaker 1: I've cried. She's actually here. She's outside the door. Can

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01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:11,360
Speaker 1: she hear you talking about this? I hope no. It's creepy.

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01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:13,880
Speaker 1: It's creepy knowing someone's talking about you when they start

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01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:16,520
Speaker 1: to whist. Anyway, I'm so excited she's here. Let's welcome

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Speaker 1: her to the show. Please live Mercedes Bands Interview Lounge.

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01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 1: Have seen oh here. She is so talented. You're the

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Speaker 1: only talented person in this room. That's not Don't be embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: I'm not embarrassed. Are your allergies hitting you too? Yes, bade.

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01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 1: And so she has to go into a studio today

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01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 1: and record. But she's got a little allergy thing going yet.

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01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 1: How do you deal with that? T and T and

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01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:54,360
Speaker 1: allergy medicine in prayer? Sometimes allergies make your voice. Allergies

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Speaker 1: allergies will make your voice different and more raspy and yeah,

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01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:00,320
Speaker 1: which is sometimes a good thing. But today it's not

1179
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:01,920
Speaker 1: What do you take? Do you take zero tech? Do

1180
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:04,280
Speaker 1: you take I don't know, I take some other stuff?

1181
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because it's that serious. Oh wow, yeah, yeah,

1182
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 1: it's true. I've been sneezing for three months now. I

1183
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,960
Speaker 1: can't believe her is here and we're talking about you

1184
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:18,400
Speaker 1: started it. So I'll just talk about Global Citizens Festival.

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01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:21,080
Speaker 1: I'm one of the hosts. I'm so excited. Yes, we'll

1186
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:23,520
Speaker 1: be there together. I hope I get to bring you out.

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01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:25,960
Speaker 1: Then get me someone that no one's heard of, you

1188
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:31,320
Speaker 1: know something, Alvis? Can you bring out John Johnson? Well,

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Speaker 1: who's that? We don't know? Wait? Tell her what they

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01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:35,840
Speaker 1: do to you at the concerts when they're filming and

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01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:37,920
Speaker 1: they don't and they don't want you in the actual

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01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:41,200
Speaker 1: picture for the television. Yeah, they don't stand near the

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01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 1: person you're bringing out because we want to get them

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01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:46,920
Speaker 1: on camera. You can stay next to me, thank you.

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Speaker 1: It's like, I'm such a bastard step child. Global Citizens

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Speaker 1: Festival it's been going on for several years here in

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01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:55,320
Speaker 1: Central Park. It really is a big thing. Dude, I

1198
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 1: always wanted to go. Well, and you have to go.

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Speaker 1: Now you're you're in it. Well so Adam Lambert with

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01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:04,600
Speaker 1: Queen We Love Them and Pharrell, Alicia Keys, One Republic,

1201
01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:08,760
Speaker 1: her and the world famous Carol King. Yes, I mean, look,

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01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:12,040
Speaker 1: you know what think think back five years ago, would

1203
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:14,880
Speaker 1: you ever dream he'd be doing stuff like this? I

1204
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:19,520
Speaker 1: mean it's not really kind of but not now that

1205
01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:22,240
Speaker 1: I'm here, it was like, oh, I did not expect this.

1206
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 1: It's everything and more. You know. Global Citizen is like huge.

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01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:28,040
Speaker 1: That was not the bill that I thought I was

1208
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:30,200
Speaker 1: going to be on, Like I thought, I want to

1209
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 1: go to this festival. But now that I'm on it,

1210
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:34,640
Speaker 1: it's it's a dream come true. It's crazy. Wow. You

1211
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,480
Speaker 1: know what, Sometimes you have a dream and that it

1212
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:42,200
Speaker 1: comes true. Be careful, Yeah, right, exactly what collaborate on

1213
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 1: his album? Yeah, I have to note because he has

1214
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:48,360
Speaker 1: so many different people on that album. How did that happen? Um, well,

1215
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 1: he sent the song over and I was like, I mean,

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01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:54,479
Speaker 1: I'm in love with Ede Shearon, Like, I love his music.

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01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,840
Speaker 1: He's so talented. Um, and I feel like this is

1218
01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:59,680
Speaker 1: kind of the beginning of like a great friendship, musical friendship,

1219
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:03,880
Speaker 1: so you know, hopefully we'll be creating even more. But um, yeah,

1220
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Speaker 1: I love the song and I just wanted to be

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01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:11,360
Speaker 1: on his album. I thought it was an incredible honor. So, um,

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01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:13,720
Speaker 1: you know, I really want to one day sit with

1223
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:17,040
Speaker 1: him and just sit with guitars and jam like that

1224
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:19,280
Speaker 1: as well. You know what's great about him is you

1225
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:20,920
Speaker 1: just you just said it's an honor to be on

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01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:23,360
Speaker 1: his album. But Ed Sharon is such a nice guy.

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01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:26,240
Speaker 1: To him, it's an honor to perform with you. I mean,

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01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:28,120
Speaker 1: he'll tell you that. I mean, he's just the best

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01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:30,120
Speaker 1: guy ever. You're supposed to sing at my wedding and

1230
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 1: he's blown me off. He gave me the green weenie.

1231
01:08:33,479 --> 01:08:37,439
Speaker 1: Know what the green weenie? You people blow someone off,

1232
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Speaker 1: It's like they gave me the green How many is that? Okay?

1233
01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:45,519
Speaker 1: May I get personal with you? Um, you have tattoos

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01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:48,040
Speaker 1: on your fingers. I do have tattoos. Does that hurt,

1235
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,240
Speaker 1: by the way, tattoo fingers, Yeah, kind of. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: you want to talk about him or not? Yeah? Sure,

1237
01:08:52,439 --> 01:08:55,880
Speaker 1: I mean. Um, So when I was little, me and

1238
01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:58,280
Speaker 1: my cousin, who's like my best friend growing up, we

1239
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:01,479
Speaker 1: found out that a soulmate, it doesn't necessarily have to

1240
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:03,200
Speaker 1: be a lover. It can be a best friend, it

1241
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,880
Speaker 1: can be anybody that means something to you. So we

1242
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 1: call each other's soulmates, but with like an eight so

1243
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 1: soul mates. And she passed away in twenty fifteen. So

1244
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:15,760
Speaker 1: I got this tattoo in honor of my cousin. By

1245
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:18,519
Speaker 1: the way, yeah, please don't use the word lover in

1246
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:24,720
Speaker 1: the room. I'm sorry talking about why you hate the

1247
01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:27,160
Speaker 1: word lover. Um it just sounds like a very old

1248
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:29,519
Speaker 1: like I'm taking a lover. It sounds like an old

1249
01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:35,360
Speaker 1: lady with like a long cigarette. Okay, Well the thing

1250
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:36,920
Speaker 1: I said, so, do you have sex or do you

1251
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:41,840
Speaker 1: make love? If you'd used the word to make okay,

1252
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:45,919
Speaker 1: so we have to talk in like New World terms. Yeah, okay,

1253
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:48,320
Speaker 1: all right, I understand. It's just so great though, you know, what,

1254
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,800
Speaker 1: do you have any any other tattoos? I do? I

1255
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:53,880
Speaker 1: have a pen because I'm a writer in a paper

1256
01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:56,559
Speaker 1: plane because my writing has been taking me places. Oh

1257
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:59,680
Speaker 1: that's so cute. Yeah. And all of your tattoos are

1258
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 1: on your finger. Yeah they're all that. I love that. Yeah. See,

1259
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:05,519
Speaker 1: I'm fifty four years old. I keep saying every year,

1260
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:07,960
Speaker 1: I gotta get a tattoo. I just don't commit to it.

1261
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:10,040
Speaker 1: I think I have a problem. Don't get a barbed wire.

1262
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:19,040
Speaker 1: I like that. That fits you talking about the twenties. Okay,

1263
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:21,519
Speaker 1: so let's talk about how you write music, because yeah,

1264
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:25,240
Speaker 1: this is fascinating. We interview everyone, right, and everyone who

1265
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:28,439
Speaker 1: writes music has a different way of doing it. Yeah,

1266
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:31,120
Speaker 1: so how do you do it? I'm all over the place,

1267
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,479
Speaker 1: like creatively, it depends. Like sometimes it'll come at the

1268
01:10:34,479 --> 01:10:37,240
Speaker 1: weirdest times, like a melody, and then I'll just have

1269
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,680
Speaker 1: to pull out my phone and record that melody. Or

1270
01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 1: you know, I like to write down my thoughts and feelings.

1271
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:44,679
Speaker 1: You know. Sometimes it'll come out of like a poem,

1272
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:47,080
Speaker 1: and then I form it into a song, or I

1273
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,320
Speaker 1: hear a song and it inspires something. So it really

1274
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:52,479
Speaker 1: just depends. And then I'll pick up a guitar or

1275
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:55,720
Speaker 1: play piano and some chords just come and I'm like, oh,

1276
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:58,600
Speaker 1: I really like this. I mean, you know, as a

1277
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:03,400
Speaker 1: as a an observer, I'm I'm so impressed that you

1278
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,320
Speaker 1: can do that. Are you impressed with the fact that

1279
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:08,280
Speaker 1: you just he was like burp out of a song

1280
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:11,120
Speaker 1: every once aile. I don't know. I guess I'm proud

1281
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,240
Speaker 1: when it does come out, because it does take a

1282
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:15,040
Speaker 1: little bit of time. All it depends on what it is.

1283
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:17,360
Speaker 1: But when this song is like mixed and like ready

1284
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,760
Speaker 1: to come out, I'm like, Wow, we did this, Like

1285
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:21,479
Speaker 1: this is great. This is my baby. This is like

1286
01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:25,360
Speaker 1: my masterpiece. Do you use your phone? Yes? I do? Yeah?

1287
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:28,200
Speaker 1: Like voice notes? Yeah? Absolutely? Okay, do you have your

1288
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,240
Speaker 1: phone with you? I do have my phone. Okay, okay,

1289
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:32,320
Speaker 1: but you can say no if you want. But do

1290
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:34,760
Speaker 1: you have any voice notes of a song on your phone? Oh?

1291
01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:38,559
Speaker 1: My gosh, I have millions of voice notes, Like I

1292
01:11:38,680 --> 01:11:44,000
Speaker 1: just would you. Is it a Cartier ring? Yes, it is,

1293
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:50,040
Speaker 1: I'm looking at I was at Cartier yesterday. That's that's

1294
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:53,160
Speaker 1: your signature ring. It is. Yes. Well, do you know

1295
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:55,360
Speaker 1: your rings? My fiance and I were getting we're getting

1296
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:58,920
Speaker 1: Cartier rings. Wow. Anyway, So back to you, that's so sweet.

1297
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:08,160
Speaker 1: That's so sweet. Carta are lovers? Sorry? Yeah, yeah, we're lovers. Okay,

1298
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:11,559
Speaker 1: So okay, another of that Okay? Two voice notes? Yeah yeah?

1299
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 1: Am I being really really invasive by saying, hey, play

1300
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:17,400
Speaker 1: us a voice note? Listen for you? I would play

1301
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:23,639
Speaker 1: voice note any day, you know. So. UM, I actually

1302
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:27,320
Speaker 1: just released a song called twenty one and I wrote it,

1303
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:31,599
Speaker 1: um not long after I turned twenty one. Uh yeah,

1304
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:34,040
Speaker 1: and I'm twenty two now. So I just had to

1305
01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:36,040
Speaker 1: release it because like, I can't be twenty three and

1306
01:12:36,160 --> 01:12:39,960
Speaker 1: release a song, you know, okay called twenty one. So

1307
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,880
Speaker 1: you know, it's just it's about, you know, my year

1308
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:46,680
Speaker 1: of being twenty one. So like this is kind of

1309
01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:49,880
Speaker 1: when I was creating before you play, Where were you

1310
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:52,360
Speaker 1: when you recorded this? Um? I was in New York

1311
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:56,280
Speaker 1: from home hotel room and no. I was actually with

1312
01:12:56,439 --> 01:12:59,439
Speaker 1: some producer friends of mine and I was just vibing.

1313
01:12:59,479 --> 01:13:01,479
Speaker 1: I was showing them this song and so they started

1314
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:04,559
Speaker 1: like playing guitar and keys and we just started kind

1315
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,640
Speaker 1: of jamming on this song that I wrote because it

1316
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,800
Speaker 1: kind of just came to me. I didn't really have

1317
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:11,840
Speaker 1: like a progression for it. I didn't really have like

1318
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:14,840
Speaker 1: like a whole track idea for it. I just had

1319
01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:16,679
Speaker 1: song and it was like, I need to do something

1320
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:20,040
Speaker 1: with this. Okay, listen to this, listening to her yeah

1321
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:24,200
Speaker 1: and just playing voice notes. This is how she creates

1322
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:29,320
Speaker 1: let's see you. I was a little congested then too.

1323
01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:39,160
Speaker 1: Wow twenty one. Oh I'm twenty one. Everybody want to

1324
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 1: be my guy and my girl too. I wouldn't trade

1325
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:52,200
Speaker 1: wow yeah to you. That's just like you. Yeah, a

1326
01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:56,400
Speaker 1: little messy voice note. But the messy part is the

1327
01:13:56,439 --> 01:14:01,519
Speaker 1: best part. Yeah, it's raw, it's real, little imperfect. I

1328
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:05,960
Speaker 1: wish more artists would release music like that. I agree,

1329
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:08,719
Speaker 1: without going to the studio and pushing all the buttons

1330
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:11,120
Speaker 1: and all the little dials and making it sound perfect.

1331
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:13,880
Speaker 1: I want to hear it like that, like I'm with

1332
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:17,040
Speaker 1: you listening to you just sing. You know you can

1333
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:25,360
Speaker 1: hear that with me live. You can hear that, you

1334
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:28,160
Speaker 1: know it's live. I try to make an intimate experience,

1335
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:31,479
Speaker 1: and I try to do it imperfectly with the more raw.

1336
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:33,960
Speaker 1: I might do it differently every single time, Like I

1337
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:36,759
Speaker 1: like intimate shows. I like big shows, but I always

1338
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:40,000
Speaker 1: try to make everybody feel like they're right there with me,

1339
01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:42,320
Speaker 1: you know. They're on the stage with me sitting next

1340
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:44,240
Speaker 1: to me, or like we're in a living room or something.

1341
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:46,479
Speaker 1: That's the best way to do it. I agree, coming

1342
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:49,920
Speaker 1: to my house, coming to my house and perform for me. Okay,

1343
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,480
Speaker 1: it's gonna cost you. That sounds like a dirty transaction.

1344
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm not sure the money keeps coming in. I can't start.

1345
01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:00,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to spend it all. But that to me

1346
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:04,360
Speaker 1: is like the ultimate because you know artists, sometimes you

1347
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,760
Speaker 1: get on the stage at Madison Square Garden, I get it.

1348
01:15:06,760 --> 01:15:09,360
Speaker 1: It's it's a it's a mind blowing experience because you

1349
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:11,840
Speaker 1: have twenty thirty thousand people watching you, and it's a

1350
01:15:12,479 --> 01:15:15,800
Speaker 1: but to watch you perform in a little club. I

1351
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,680
Speaker 1: sort of wish we could still smoke in clubs. I

1352
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:21,240
Speaker 1: want to smoky club you know what I'm saying. When

1353
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:23,759
Speaker 1: I moved to New York, you could still smoke in clubs.

1354
01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:25,200
Speaker 1: I used to go to the to the village, and

1355
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:28,040
Speaker 1: we used to go to these jazz shows underneath in

1356
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:31,000
Speaker 1: the basement clubs, and there will be smoke and going on,

1357
01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:34,920
Speaker 1: people getting trashed, and and they would just jam all

1358
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:38,000
Speaker 1: night until the sun came up. It's gotta be bad

1359
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:42,080
Speaker 1: for the vocalists, right, please see you're ruin it for me.

1360
01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:45,800
Speaker 1: It's good for the vocalist. Hey, well, listen. I one

1361
01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:48,920
Speaker 1: of the goals, um that Prince actually did this. One

1362
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:51,519
Speaker 1: of my goals is to do an arena tour and

1363
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:53,719
Speaker 1: on some dates of the tour go to a small

1364
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:56,599
Speaker 1: club after the show so that people can still get

1365
01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:58,559
Speaker 1: that intimate experience. That's why I want to go. Yes,

1366
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,200
Speaker 1: that's where I want to see. You're welcome. I want

1367
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:01,519
Speaker 1: to see you in an arena. I want to see you.

1368
01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:04,000
Speaker 1: Let some little smoky club. All right, okay, no smoke,

1369
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:07,720
Speaker 1: no smoke. Well, look, I don't want your money. You

1370
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:09,920
Speaker 1: and Ed Sharon. I love that single. I'm not gonna

1371
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:11,960
Speaker 1: play that now. We played it earlier. Actually, what do

1372
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:16,320
Speaker 1: you want to play? Focus rass? Let's play rax. I

1373
01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:18,760
Speaker 1: just I just released it, not long ago or twenty one,

1374
01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:21,360
Speaker 1: because twenty one sounded good. We have twenty thank you.

1375
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:23,599
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's not going to be the same as

1376
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:27,400
Speaker 1: this messy voice. No, but whatever you let Okay, I've

1377
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:29,040
Speaker 1: got an idea. Don't get mad at me for doing this.

1378
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:35,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play both at the same time. Mind all right,

1379
01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:38,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play racks and then we're gonna play twenty one.

1380
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,240
Speaker 1: Can we do both? Yeah? And we thank you so

1381
01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:42,560
Speaker 1: much for coming in. We'll see you. I'm supposed to

1382
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:45,880
Speaker 1: do the big announcement for Global Citizens Festival with Queen

1383
01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:49,479
Speaker 1: Adam Lambert Parral, Alicia Keys, One Republic, Carol King and

1384
01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:54,200
Speaker 1: her Absolutely the Great Lawn, New York's Central Park. That's

1385
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:59,880
Speaker 1: where I usually go to let my dog poo. Like

1386
01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:05,479
Speaker 1: way to hype it up. Before you know who else is?

1387
01:17:05,479 --> 01:17:08,280
Speaker 1: There's French Montana, He and I we have a tequila thing.

1388
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:13,640
Speaker 1: It's not Yeah, last time French was here, we were

1389
01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:16,599
Speaker 1: doing shots. Remember how bad it was? What? Yeah, we're

1390
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:20,160
Speaker 1: gonna do shots? Do you do shots? No? Good for you?

1391
01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:25,000
Speaker 1: Good girl. Anyway, Global Citizens Festival starring her. We give

1392
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:28,640
Speaker 1: her a headline headlining material there. But anyway, thank you

1393
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:30,599
Speaker 1: for coming in. Thank you. So I'm gonna play two

1394
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:33,200
Speaker 1: songs from her. We start with RAX right now, Thank

1395
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:42,439
Speaker 1: you for coming in. Thank you? How great a shape?

1396
01:17:42,479 --> 01:17:45,200
Speaker 1: I love her. That's one of my favorite albums. So

1397
01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:48,800
Speaker 1: when you say you love her, yes you love her? Yes? Okay,

1398
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:50,960
Speaker 1: So someone sends us a text is while we were

1399
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:53,519
Speaker 1: interviewing her, like you're not saying her name. I'll tell

1400
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:55,920
Speaker 1: you why. It's like I don't know what to call her.

1401
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:59,800
Speaker 1: I mean, it's hell so her. How are you I'm saying,

1402
01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:02,200
Speaker 1: It's like it's kind of difficult to put into a sentence. Yeah,

1403
01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:03,639
Speaker 1: but then if you call her by her real name,

1404
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:07,960
Speaker 1: is that yeah, Gabby. She's so talented. Love her, love

1405
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:11,120
Speaker 1: her anyway, whatever you can do, support her. What are

1406
01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:13,040
Speaker 1: you eating over here? Straight now? We're running really like

1407
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:15,599
Speaker 1: very late. It's a kish and yeah we should take

1408
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:21,320
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Speaker 1: It's on those magnetic earrings and they're gonna make you

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Speaker 1: lose weight. Yeah, so you know, so Andrew goes downstairs

1415
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:47,920
Speaker 1: to start about He brings back two sandwiches. One has

1416
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:50,200
Speaker 1: like egg and cheese and the other sandwich has like

1417
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:54,559
Speaker 1: cheese and egg. I mean, butter was like dripping off

1418
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:56,720
Speaker 1: of it. So I had like I had like two

1419
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:59,360
Speaker 1: bites of eats I'm like, I'm full. So Scary is like,

1420
01:19:00,040 --> 01:19:03,040
Speaker 1: we're going to finish that. So Scary Scary eats both

1421
01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:05,560
Speaker 1: sandwiches and we all come in and go, hey, is

1422
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,760
Speaker 1: there any love for any of us? Scary it all?

1423
01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:11,080
Speaker 1: And then Nate brought a keiche. Yeah it's really good,

1424
01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:15,360
Speaker 1: and so Scary is like, oh yeah, so Scary has

1425
01:19:15,439 --> 01:19:18,640
Speaker 1: a slice of keiche. Well here's the thing. Hold on,

1426
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:20,680
Speaker 1: there's a thing. If the keiche would have entered the

1427
01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:22,280
Speaker 1: room before the Starbucks, I would have went for the

1428
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:25,160
Speaker 1: keiche because I love keiche. I love it a lot

1429
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:27,920
Speaker 1: more than Starbucks. But love cakes came first. But I'm like,

1430
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:29,280
Speaker 1: but I still have to have keys because I love

1431
01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:32,160
Speaker 1: it more. So if you had keys first and then

1432
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,479
Speaker 1: the Starbucks came, would you have left the Starbucks? I

1433
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:38,760
Speaker 1: would have. No, you wouldn't, Scary. I gotta tell you.

1434
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:41,640
Speaker 1: I love you. You know me. I love food just

1435
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:43,560
Speaker 1: like you. Oh my god. I get eat until the

1436
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:46,200
Speaker 1: cows come home, and then I eat the cow. I

1437
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:51,040
Speaker 1: pull half the bread off of everything I'm eating. Eat.

1438
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:54,360
Speaker 1: You can't pull bread off of a cache. And I'm

1439
01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:57,479
Speaker 1: facing much better this year than I am in previous year,

1440
01:19:57,640 --> 01:20:00,000
Speaker 1: right because of my time. Boy, there was the time

1441
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:02,880
Speaker 1: my Facebook was fat let me. So we went out

1442
01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:05,840
Speaker 1: to dinner again for Leni's last night. We walked over

1443
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:08,599
Speaker 1: to our favorite Italian place over in Chinatown for Lini's

1444
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:11,920
Speaker 1: Love It. Derek was there and they started bringing pastas.

1445
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:14,519
Speaker 1: Here comes the March of the Pastas, and they were

1446
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,720
Speaker 1: just so good. We had a lot of listeners show

1447
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:19,400
Speaker 1: up too. Yester, No, we met him last night. What

1448
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:23,599
Speaker 1: are you eating? You're eating Scary's keys. Anyway, So we

1449
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:26,040
Speaker 1: were eating this pasta. I'm like, at one point, I'm like,

1450
01:20:26,080 --> 01:20:29,240
Speaker 1: we gotta go home, we gotta stop eating. So Intern

1451
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:31,479
Speaker 1: Robbie shows up. I'm like, what are you doing here?

1452
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:33,320
Speaker 1: He said, well, I was in the neighborhood. Thought i'd

1453
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:36,599
Speaker 1: get some salad to go. Whatever. So Intern Robbie starts

1454
01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:39,200
Speaker 1: doing shots. Oh god, we end up taking him home

1455
01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:42,880
Speaker 1: to his house, No, to our house. It turns out,

1456
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:45,679
Speaker 1: in turn, Robbie his apartment is connected to my building.

1457
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:47,760
Speaker 1: I mean, he lives in my building. What And so

1458
01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:49,920
Speaker 1: he just sent a message to us saying he's too

1459
01:20:49,960 --> 01:20:52,000
Speaker 1: fft up he can't come to work. What it's not

1460
01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,800
Speaker 1: an acceptable reason not to come into work asking for me,

1461
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:56,880
Speaker 1: I come in. Okay, you know me, I come in.

1462
01:20:56,920 --> 01:21:01,280
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what I show up. Yes, we do well,

1463
01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:04,880
Speaker 1: you know, and you love me for it. Yeah, we do. No,

1464
01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:07,559
Speaker 1: I just roll with it, honey. If I say I'm

1465
01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:11,120
Speaker 1: not coming in, it's a bad day anyway. So yesterday

1466
01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:14,280
Speaker 1: I was drinking of these Coca colas. Yeah. I love

1467
01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:16,920
Speaker 1: it when they come in these little bottles, you know,

1468
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:20,320
Speaker 1: the little Coca cola bottles. Yeah, And so I drink

1469
01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:23,719
Speaker 1: one on the air yesterday and started burping because because

1470
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:27,200
Speaker 1: of my surgery on my stomach, anything that fizzes makes

1471
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:30,600
Speaker 1: me burp. So we Nate received an email from a

1472
01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:36,960
Speaker 1: disgruntled listener. Her name is what. She's got a problem?

1473
01:21:37,479 --> 01:21:39,640
Speaker 1: Let me find She uses the word patriot in her

1474
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:44,519
Speaker 1: name on Instagram Sarah Sarah Patriot eighty eight. On Twitter, okay,

1475
01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:47,880
Speaker 1: Sarah Patriot. She read read the email. So it was

1476
01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:50,200
Speaker 1: a tweet, and it was yesterday afternoon after the show.

1477
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:53,080
Speaker 1: A tweet. Hey, at Nate Marino, can you please tell

1478
01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:55,680
Speaker 1: Elvis to quit burping on air? He's gross and this

1479
01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:59,000
Speaker 1: ain't funny. I could feel at Danielle Monaro cringe over

1480
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:05,160
Speaker 1: her microphone. El this has seriously passed his prime's not okay,

1481
01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:10,640
Speaker 1: Sarah Patriot eighty eight, go away. If I want to

1482
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:12,479
Speaker 1: burp on the air, I'll burp on the air and

1483
01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:14,600
Speaker 1: me past my prime. We have more listeners now than

1484
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:19,840
Speaker 1: we've ever had on this show. That doesn't gross me out.

1485
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:22,400
Speaker 1: A lot of things gross me out. That doesn't. If

1486
01:22:22,439 --> 01:22:25,040
Speaker 1: I was over here, like eating mayonnaise, she would bonus.

1487
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:28,760
Speaker 1: Isn't burp not funny? I'm sorry if you don't like it.

1488
01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:31,639
Speaker 1: Always funny. But here's my here's my thing. Go listen

1489
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:36,439
Speaker 1: to someone else, Sarah Patriot. You know you know she's

1490
01:22:36,439 --> 01:22:39,200
Speaker 1: a troll when you when you literally are following five

1491
01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:44,639
Speaker 1: times more people than followers that you have that follow

1492
01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:47,360
Speaker 1: you and you're following seven hundred, you're a troll. So

1493
01:22:47,479 --> 01:22:50,719
Speaker 1: here's my point. Ready for the point. You can turn

1494
01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:53,760
Speaker 1: the channel. You don't have to listen. Yeah, if you

1495
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:56,519
Speaker 1: don't like me burping on the radio, go away. See

1496
01:22:56,680 --> 01:23:00,839
Speaker 1: people like Sarah Patriot eighty eight, they're looking for reasons

1497
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:05,559
Speaker 1: to bitch and moan, right because obviously she has no life.

1498
01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:09,600
Speaker 1: Obviously no one wants to have sex with her. I

1499
01:23:10,280 --> 01:23:13,840
Speaker 1: mean obviously, seriously, you know she smells, she has a smell.

1500
01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:17,680
Speaker 1: You no no, you know she smells like I bet

1501
01:23:17,720 --> 01:23:19,719
Speaker 1: she does. I bet she smells like an old towel

1502
01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:23,519
Speaker 1: that's been wet for like four weeks. You know she does,

1503
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:26,680
Speaker 1: so Sarah Patriot eighty eight, go the hell away. If

1504
01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:28,960
Speaker 1: you don't like me burping on the radio, don't listen. No,

1505
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:31,200
Speaker 1: it's forcing you to listen. Why do people want to

1506
01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:33,040
Speaker 1: bitch and moan? Oh my god, I'm doing it right now.

1507
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:36,680
Speaker 1: I'm bitching your money. I'm turning into Sarah Patriot eighty eight.

1508
01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:39,479
Speaker 1: I was going to point that out, but exactly, I'm

1509
01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:41,640
Speaker 1: as bad as she is. You're tweeting into a microphone.

1510
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:47,400
Speaker 1: I'm tweeting. No, she's on Twitter, is Sarah? I'm sorry?

1511
01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:54,439
Speaker 1: What is it? Sarah Patriot? No? Look at her. She

1512
01:23:54,520 --> 01:23:58,280
Speaker 1: looks like she stinks. Why why what do you want

1513
01:23:58,280 --> 01:24:01,200
Speaker 1: me to say? Okay, okay, so someone's out there listening,

1514
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:03,599
Speaker 1: going he's being really mean. Well you know what she

1515
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:07,559
Speaker 1: started it? Technical? Yes, oh yeah, yeah? And I know

1516
01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:10,240
Speaker 1: it sounded like a kid like she started it. I know. Okay,

1517
01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:14,280
Speaker 1: I'm a kid. Whatever I burped on the radio, that's

1518
01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:16,960
Speaker 1: totally fine, I know. But then she says he's past

1519
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:20,960
Speaker 1: his prime. Honey, she is kind of cute though. I mean,

1520
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:26,360
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the profile. She's cute. You know, she

1521
01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:29,280
Speaker 1: supposed like a wash rag that is disgusting smell. She's

1522
01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:31,360
Speaker 1: a hag and I hate her. Well, fitness is her

1523
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:35,800
Speaker 1: life and coffee is her gastle for her, good for her?

1524
01:24:36,439 --> 01:24:38,759
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, Okay, I'm gonna start ragging on the rag,

1525
01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:42,400
Speaker 1: but you know what, don't send me a tweet or

1526
01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:46,160
Speaker 1: sending him a tweet saying I'm past my prime? Howe

1527
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:48,400
Speaker 1: did she send the tweets directly to you? Like? Why

1528
01:24:48,439 --> 01:24:50,880
Speaker 1: does he have to go through? Because she's a scumbag?

1529
01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:55,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love you so much right now?

1530
01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:57,320
Speaker 1: This is like my favorite Okay, okay, so this is

1531
01:24:57,400 --> 01:25:01,160
Speaker 1: me normally. Okay, So look, I know I'm being really mean. Okay,

1532
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:03,320
Speaker 1: and you're driving to work, going god, he's being really mean.

1533
01:25:03,479 --> 01:25:06,160
Speaker 1: But don't you sometimes wish hear me out, hear me out?

1534
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:08,880
Speaker 1: Give me a pass on this one. Don't you sometimes

1535
01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:11,360
Speaker 1: wish you had your own radio show, so when someone

1536
01:25:11,439 --> 01:25:13,200
Speaker 1: makes you so mad, you could actually go off on

1537
01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:15,679
Speaker 1: them on the radio. I'm gonna tell you it's the best.

1538
01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:24,479
Speaker 1: I feel like drinking a Coca Cola and burping. Yeah, buddy, ah,

1539
01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:33,920
Speaker 1: this is so good, Sarah. I hope you're hap hey.

1540
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:36,720
Speaker 1: I can tell you it's not It's not like I

1541
01:25:36,760 --> 01:25:38,920
Speaker 1: have the microphone over to my butt. I'm not farting.

1542
01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:44,559
Speaker 1: He is gaining followers, now, Oh good, follow her? Be

1543
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:48,840
Speaker 1: a fan of that one. What followers? What's Garrett? You

1544
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:54,080
Speaker 1: need to dedicate your burp to Sarah Patriot. Make it

1545
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:57,960
Speaker 1: a good one. Coca cola in the bottle is great,

1546
01:25:58,120 --> 01:25:59,439
Speaker 1: you know you know me though, I like it in

1547
01:25:59,439 --> 01:26:06,479
Speaker 1: the can. Can you can you? It's so good? I

1548
01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:10,800
Speaker 1: can bur I don't even need to watch. Oh that's

1549
01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:13,080
Speaker 1: my talent, Dane. I've wanted to do that my whole life.

1550
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:15,680
Speaker 1: How do you do it? You gotta eat air to

1551
01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:20,920
Speaker 1: swallow air? Yeah? Oh who did that? Who was that talent? Yeah?

1552
01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:24,080
Speaker 1: I can do it. It gives me gasp. It makes

1553
01:26:24,120 --> 01:26:26,439
Speaker 1: my stomach her. But come on, I feel like I'm

1554
01:26:26,439 --> 01:26:30,000
Speaker 1: gonna puke. Come trying, Garrett, Come on? Can on? Great?

1555
01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:33,439
Speaker 1: Can you bur? I can't do it in command? Come on,

1556
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:39,120
Speaker 1: gond do start it? Froggy? Was that you? I can

1557
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:40,880
Speaker 1: do it really good on command? I mean do it

1558
01:26:40,920 --> 01:26:43,799
Speaker 1: okay on the counter? Three? Ready one two three, froggy

1559
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:54,400
Speaker 1: burn dying just all got to come back up. At

1560
01:26:54,439 --> 01:26:57,360
Speaker 1: one time. I did find another one. There was another

1561
01:26:57,400 --> 01:27:00,679
Speaker 1: tweet yesterday. Please ask Elvis not to burp on air.

1562
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:05,160
Speaker 1: It was disgusting today. That's my sports guru. And why yeah,

1563
01:27:05,200 --> 01:27:11,200
Speaker 1: I see that one dink. Listen to someone, guess what.

1564
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,840
Speaker 1: Go listen to light freaking FM. They don't burp over there,

1565
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:15,840
Speaker 1: No they do. Now they play carol king and they

1566
01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:19,360
Speaker 1: have a good time. Let me burp. God damn it

1567
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:24,120
Speaker 1: past my prime? Yeah, I maybe past my prime, but

1568
01:27:24,160 --> 01:27:26,360
Speaker 1: whatever is it? Okay to sneak. I can tell you

1569
01:27:26,680 --> 01:27:38,360
Speaker 1: I'm laughing all the way to the bank. Seriously, that's

1570
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:41,040
Speaker 1: what happens when I swallowed that much air that it

1571
01:27:41,040 --> 01:27:51,840
Speaker 1: comes something unreal. What do the texture saying? Scary? All

1572
01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:56,720
Speaker 1: this burping is turning me on, Elvis, you are on

1573
01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:59,800
Speaker 1: the flower of your youth. I am. Look. Someone says,

1574
01:27:59,840 --> 01:28:02,160
Speaker 1: are singing in the car making themselves burp. Thank you, Marcy.

1575
01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:06,200
Speaker 1: I've never laughed this hard at the show before. Someone says,

1576
01:28:06,280 --> 01:28:10,360
Speaker 1: this segment is gonna earn us an Emmy. All right,

1577
01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:15,080
Speaker 1: all Sarah's followers are crazy and okay, well, okay, she's

1578
01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:17,760
Speaker 1: very political on her Twitter, Am, but I will not

1579
01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:20,519
Speaker 1: go after that because I look, even if you and

1580
01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:23,760
Speaker 1: I aren't on the same page, politically, you have the

1581
01:28:23,840 --> 01:28:26,920
Speaker 1: right to you know whatever. But anyway, but other than that,

1582
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:30,600
Speaker 1: Sarah Patriot eighty eight, please, I feel like this is

1583
01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:32,840
Speaker 1: a really great example of freedom of speech. You can

1584
01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:34,960
Speaker 1: say whatever you want, and then we can say anything

1585
01:28:34,960 --> 01:28:38,400
Speaker 1: we want. Back doubled her followers. When you started, she

1586
01:28:38,439 --> 01:28:42,560
Speaker 1: had fifty five. She's over one hundred. Oh good for Sarah.

1587
01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:44,760
Speaker 1: Someone said, we do sound like Willy Wonka and the

1588
01:28:44,840 --> 01:28:47,599
Speaker 1: Chocolate Factory again. Remember we're talking about this yesterday when

1589
01:28:47,640 --> 01:28:51,479
Speaker 1: Grandpa Joe and and a little Charlie. Yeah, yeah, they're

1590
01:28:51,479 --> 01:28:53,360
Speaker 1: about to get eaten up by the fan, and they're like,

1591
01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:58,880
Speaker 1: Charlie Bopp, I can't, can't, Pad Joe, I can't. We're

1592
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:05,080
Speaker 1: gonna die. The fan's gonna kill usurp Charlie, Oh, we're

1593
01:29:05,120 --> 01:29:10,519
Speaker 1: gonna live. It's not more left out. I wish I

1594
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:13,120
Speaker 1: could burp on. Come in and in the breaking drink

1595
01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:16,080
Speaker 1: some coke. That will work, Yeah it will no, no drink,

1596
01:29:16,439 --> 01:29:19,320
Speaker 1: take a big swig. That's come on. That's like, come on,

1597
01:29:19,360 --> 01:29:22,200
Speaker 1: take a big swig. Gandhi, come on, burp it. Yeah,

1598
01:29:22,360 --> 01:29:24,360
Speaker 1: got my swig? Do you feel it? Do you feel it?

1599
01:29:24,439 --> 01:29:30,240
Speaker 1: A bubbling under? No? Nothing it no. By the way,

1600
01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:33,360
Speaker 1: this Sarah Patriot eighty eight, she just joined Twitter July

1601
01:29:33,439 --> 01:29:36,840
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen. Good for her, Good for her. It's probably

1602
01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:40,920
Speaker 1: a dude in his mom's basement. That's okay. If my

1603
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:42,680
Speaker 1: mom was alive, I would live in her basement. Wait.

1604
01:29:42,720 --> 01:29:44,479
Speaker 1: By the way, I would love to move back in

1605
01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:46,840
Speaker 1: with mom and dad at this point. I'm ready, but

1606
01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:48,519
Speaker 1: they were dead. But if they were alive, I would

1607
01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:51,160
Speaker 1: do the right In the next door to Scary. Yesterday

1608
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:53,479
Speaker 1: we were talking about Uncle Joe from the Willy Wonker,

1609
01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:56,599
Speaker 1: Grandpa Joe Joe, and it says good morning to everyone

1610
01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:59,519
Speaker 1: except Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for twenty years

1611
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:02,320
Speaker 1: and let his his family wallowing poverty, but hopped up

1612
01:30:02,400 --> 01:30:07,920
Speaker 1: like an effort to go to a damn candy fast.

1613
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:11,719
Speaker 1: That thing. This guy's been in bed and he hasn't

1614
01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:15,519
Speaker 1: been able to get up. Families in bed they smell it,

1615
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:17,320
Speaker 1: you know, they smell like urine. And they're all the same.

1616
01:30:17,479 --> 01:30:23,040
Speaker 1: They all smell like, yeah, Sarah Patriot than you four

1617
01:30:23,080 --> 01:30:25,679
Speaker 1: of them like in the same bed. Because it's the story,

1618
01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:27,760
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, he hops, Oh, I

1619
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:30,080
Speaker 1: got the Golden ticket. And every time he got every

1620
01:30:30,080 --> 01:30:31,719
Speaker 1: time he got his hands on money, he would spend

1621
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:35,120
Speaker 1: it for for tobacco, for his pipe. I know, Grandpa Joe,

1622
01:30:35,560 --> 01:30:46,920
Speaker 1: he just blocked it. I can't. Oh boy, please ask

1623
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:51,320
Speaker 1: Elvis to stop. He's past his prime. Hey, honey, you

1624
01:30:51,360 --> 01:30:53,920
Speaker 1: wish you were where I was right now in here

1625
01:30:53,960 --> 01:30:57,080
Speaker 1: in a studio burping in a microphone. I mean, what

1626
01:30:57,280 --> 01:31:00,360
Speaker 1: is more sexy than what I'm doing right now? This

1627
01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:02,960
Speaker 1: is why I'm engaged to get married. No one else

1628
01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:04,960
Speaker 1: is gonna have sex with me. It's like I would

1629
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:06,759
Speaker 1: never have sex with the guy burps on the radio.

1630
01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:08,599
Speaker 1: For the record again, I said that she was kind

1631
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:12,240
Speaker 1: of cute. I said, she just locked her account. Oh,

1632
01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:20,920
Speaker 1: Sarah locked her account. Hey, look, I don't if you

1633
01:31:20,960 --> 01:31:22,639
Speaker 1: want to come at us and talk to us about

1634
01:31:22,640 --> 01:31:25,000
Speaker 1: something that you don't like on the show, if you

1635
01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:28,840
Speaker 1: speak to us respectfully and say, you know what. I

1636
01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:30,559
Speaker 1: was driving to work this morning, and I usually listened

1637
01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:32,519
Speaker 1: to your show and like it, but today you're burping,

1638
01:31:32,520 --> 01:31:34,600
Speaker 1: and it really it really wasn't my thing. I'm just

1639
01:31:34,640 --> 01:31:36,360
Speaker 1: letting you know, and I love you guys. It's great,

1640
01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:38,679
Speaker 1: that's good, right, But if you come out and start

1641
01:31:38,720 --> 01:31:42,519
Speaker 1: saying get past your prime, you know what, go screw yourself.

1642
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:45,160
Speaker 1: Can we do this? One's a day Elvis goes off. Yeah,

1643
01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:48,760
Speaker 1: we get people. Yeah, but you know, we always say

1644
01:31:48,760 --> 01:31:51,400
Speaker 1: that there's something that's not right with the person. It's

1645
01:31:51,479 --> 01:31:54,200
Speaker 1: not you, it's there something going on. So we should

1646
01:31:54,200 --> 01:31:57,280
Speaker 1: technically feel sorry for somebody who bullieves someone else. I

1647
01:31:57,360 --> 01:31:59,720
Speaker 1: know it's hard, but you know no, you know what.

1648
01:32:00,200 --> 01:32:02,800
Speaker 1: I will have a conversation with you. But if you

1649
01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:05,200
Speaker 1: don't know how to have a conversation back, and you

1650
01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:07,280
Speaker 1: use things like you're passing your prime, you know what,

1651
01:32:07,560 --> 01:32:10,640
Speaker 1: you lose. You lose. You lost all all of my

1652
01:32:10,640 --> 01:32:13,679
Speaker 1: attention except for we just talked about you for fifteen minutes.

1653
01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:17,559
Speaker 1: I mean, I have zero respect for you. I just

1654
01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:19,719
Speaker 1: signed on Twitter. I'm looking at people who are mentioning

1655
01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:21,920
Speaker 1: her name. I wish you burps all day long, you

1656
01:32:22,040 --> 01:32:28,320
Speaker 1: crazy goon. Look. I wish good things on Sarah Patriot

1657
01:32:28,360 --> 01:32:31,120
Speaker 1: eighty eight. I hope she has the best day ever.

1658
01:32:31,960 --> 01:32:37,080
Speaker 1: Gas full of Yeah, exactly what savage, Elvis, You're a savage.

1659
01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:42,200
Speaker 1: I love it. Burp all the way to the bank. Seriously,

1660
01:32:42,520 --> 01:32:46,559
Speaker 1: we get paid to burp in a microphone. I love this. Here, Elvis,

1661
01:32:46,600 --> 01:32:55,519
Speaker 1: here's another five billion dollars. Thank you for burping on iHeartRadio.

1662
01:32:57,200 --> 01:32:58,760
Speaker 1: You know what, We're gonna make you a star. You

1663
01:32:58,840 --> 01:33:03,840
Speaker 1: have you have gas. If that's the case, great, should

1664
01:33:03,840 --> 01:33:06,479
Speaker 1: have like millions. Oh yeah we didn't. We didn't get

1665
01:33:06,479 --> 01:33:10,000
Speaker 1: to sound yet. I'm having fun. We're too busy yelling.

1666
01:33:10,080 --> 01:33:13,479
Speaker 1: We gave him sound, all the burbs that sound. But

1667
01:33:13,600 --> 01:33:15,519
Speaker 1: see now the problem is because I burped so much

1668
01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:18,360
Speaker 1: on que Like now I feel it coming up. I've

1669
01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:21,760
Speaker 1: got one in there. I'm just waiting. No. See, I

1670
01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:23,639
Speaker 1: don't want to take a break because Froggy is about

1671
01:33:23,680 --> 01:33:26,679
Speaker 1: to explode and if we have to cover it live,

1672
01:33:27,920 --> 01:33:30,519
Speaker 1: Oh God, give me that coke her yeah here, Oh

1673
01:33:31,080 --> 01:33:34,559
Speaker 1: you still can't burps burp? What year was it? I

1674
01:33:34,560 --> 01:33:37,000
Speaker 1: mean I probably did yesterday in college on command. I

1675
01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:38,960
Speaker 1: can't do it, like if I pushed my stomach. Now

1676
01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:44,360
Speaker 1: it feels like, oh this is so good. M Coca colas.

1677
01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:51,240
Speaker 1: You just crabbed your throat. What straight name? We really

1678
01:33:51,240 --> 01:33:56,320
Speaker 1: got a break? Oh god, you Sarah? In nine minutes,

1679
01:34:00,240 --> 01:34:02,559
Speaker 1: that's nothing. What's about happen? You know? What you're right,

1680
01:34:02,600 --> 01:34:04,760
Speaker 1: I'm past my prime. I should take a break. You're

1681
01:34:04,760 --> 01:34:06,600
Speaker 1: not past your prime. You can have your prime in

1682
01:34:06,640 --> 01:34:10,000
Speaker 1: another nine minutes. Someone just send you past your prime.

1683
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:17,160
Speaker 1: You're like a well aged steak. Okay, let's take a break.

1684
01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:23,000
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you Sarah for fifteen minutes of conversation. Froggy,

1685
01:34:23,040 --> 01:34:26,320
Speaker 1: I felt that. God, No, that took hold my scrotum.

1686
01:34:26,760 --> 01:34:29,160
Speaker 1: I feel like there are burps all over my keys. Yeah,

1687
01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:34,479
Speaker 1: there are. This room smells nasty. When's the last time

1688
01:34:34,479 --> 01:34:36,080
Speaker 1: you said that on the radio show? I so went

1689
01:34:36,080 --> 01:34:39,519
Speaker 1: burped on my keys. All right, we're gonna take a

1690
01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:43,120
Speaker 1: break because Nate's making it. No, No, we're not straggling

1691
01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:46,200
Speaker 1: the quarter out. We'll take a break. And so we

1692
01:34:46,240 --> 01:34:53,240
Speaker 1: have a sound with and Gregory. What are you doing today? Well,

1693
01:34:53,280 --> 01:34:56,080
Speaker 1: I was supposed to the top of train. But let's

1694
01:34:56,120 --> 01:34:58,080
Speaker 1: look up the track. Let's let's look at the topics.

1695
01:34:58,080 --> 01:35:01,120
Speaker 1: We may do topic trains. This part of Today's show

1696
01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:07,559
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand on demand every show posted every day Surging

1697
01:35:07,640 --> 01:35:11,280
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand on demand only on the iHeartRadio app Elvis

1698
01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:16,040
Speaker 1: Durand in the morning show. Text US standard data and

1699
01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:19,120
Speaker 1: messaging rates may apply. It's Elvie Durand in the morning show.

1700
01:35:19,200 --> 01:35:21,439
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into sound with Garrett. Let's talk

1701
01:35:21,439 --> 01:35:23,599
Speaker 1: about the Bachelor right now. I am in all right,

1702
01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:26,160
Speaker 1: So last night we learned that Hannah had sex in

1703
01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:28,880
Speaker 1: the windmill more than twice. Oh my god, don't you

1704
01:35:28,960 --> 01:35:30,960
Speaker 1: love it? In the windmill? Yes, it's I can playing

1705
01:35:31,120 --> 01:35:35,640
Speaker 1: it's miniature golf anyway. Okay, So Hannah last night disclosed this.

1706
01:35:35,720 --> 01:35:38,320
Speaker 1: Here we go because of you two. Nobody will ever

1707
01:35:38,360 --> 01:35:43,200
Speaker 1: look at a windmill the same. I mean, I will

1708
01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:47,000
Speaker 1: say I, Um, I was a little dishonest about something.

1709
01:35:48,120 --> 01:35:50,360
Speaker 1: You know, I did say there's something that Peter and

1710
01:35:50,439 --> 01:35:56,080
Speaker 1: I did twice. Um, it was actually four times, four

1711
01:35:56,200 --> 01:35:59,600
Speaker 1: times in the in the windmill, in the window. All right,

1712
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:01,720
Speaker 1: this is kind of cool. A little music history. So

1713
01:36:01,840 --> 01:36:04,960
Speaker 1: Tom Petty's Free Fallen. You know, it's four chords, the

1714
01:36:05,120 --> 01:36:16,639
Speaker 1: entire song, and it was a huge hit. Yep, four chords.

1715
01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:20,800
Speaker 1: Well you need there they are over and over again

1716
01:36:20,880 --> 01:36:23,160
Speaker 1: and he made a billion dollars. Yes, four chords, and

1717
01:36:23,240 --> 01:36:25,160
Speaker 1: we sing it when we're drunk at the bar. All right.

1718
01:36:25,439 --> 01:36:27,479
Speaker 1: David Spade has a new late night talk show. It's

1719
01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:30,120
Speaker 1: called Lights Out and premiered last night. But the joke

1720
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:32,680
Speaker 1: with David Spade is he got his career thanks to

1721
01:36:32,760 --> 01:36:35,120
Speaker 1: his friend Adam Sandler, and he poked fun at that.

1722
01:36:35,400 --> 01:36:37,320
Speaker 1: The only reason you've got anything in show bizes because

1723
01:36:37,320 --> 01:36:40,519
Speaker 1: of Adam Sandler. I mean, he's a cool guy, but honestly,

1724
01:36:40,880 --> 01:36:43,320
Speaker 1: if you look at it, he's only helped me get

1725
01:36:43,640 --> 01:36:47,439
Speaker 1: grown ups, right, he grown ups too fine? And uh

1726
01:36:47,880 --> 01:36:52,559
Speaker 1: maybe benchwarmers and Joe Dirt and Dicky Roberts and three

1727
01:36:52,560 --> 01:36:56,920
Speaker 1: Netflix movies and seven years of Rules of Engaging sign

1728
01:36:56,960 --> 01:36:58,599
Speaker 1: on my house. Other than that, the dude doesn't got

1729
01:36:58,640 --> 01:37:02,640
Speaker 1: me Jack all right, Yeah, I got this one. I

1730
01:37:02,680 --> 01:37:04,960
Speaker 1: mean that was total fake laughter. Do you in the background?

1731
01:37:05,240 --> 01:37:07,120
Speaker 1: And Chris Rock helped him get the talk show? So

1732
01:37:07,640 --> 01:37:16,799
Speaker 1: Katie Perry dark Horse, you remember it sounds like this, okay,

1733
01:37:16,880 --> 01:37:20,320
Speaker 1: so settled in court yesterday that Katie Perry owes a

1734
01:37:20,400 --> 01:37:23,880
Speaker 1: Christian rap group with their song Joyful Noise a lot

1735
01:37:23,880 --> 01:37:28,960
Speaker 1: of money because she stole the beat. Heard a lot

1736
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:31,800
Speaker 1: of birds that have tickled many ears. That's like I

1737
01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:39,000
Speaker 1: praised down here. The word became blush. I don't hear it?

1738
01:37:39,080 --> 01:37:41,439
Speaker 1: I do you do? I hear it? A little? Yeah,

1739
01:37:41,920 --> 01:37:45,160
Speaker 1: ground the beat in the back. Why do you always

1740
01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:47,320
Speaker 1: disagree with everything we say. I'm just saying I heard it,

1741
01:37:48,120 --> 01:37:50,320
Speaker 1: Sir agreed with me. So I do wonder how much

1742
01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:53,080
Speaker 1: she's gonna pay them. We'll find out today. That's uh,

1743
01:37:54,120 --> 01:37:56,880
Speaker 1: find out. I disclosed exactly, all right. This has over

1744
01:37:57,000 --> 01:38:00,400
Speaker 1: two million views on Facebook right now. So a guy

1745
01:38:00,520 --> 01:38:02,519
Speaker 1: was hanging out with a donkey and decided to sing

1746
01:38:02,640 --> 01:38:28,160
Speaker 1: some lion king. That's so cute a pet donkey. Just

1747
01:38:28,479 --> 01:38:31,679
Speaker 1: do that? Youdd with a donkey? Oh, without a doubt, alright,

1748
01:38:31,760 --> 01:38:34,800
Speaker 1: the donkey hates you have great sounded good. You're a

1749
01:38:34,840 --> 01:38:41,000
Speaker 1: good American. Garrett. Hey, this is John Lege. What's up?

1750
01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:43,559
Speaker 1: Blood chain smoker? Hey, this is a Gena Menzel with

1751
01:38:43,640 --> 01:38:57,599
Speaker 1: Elvis durand you know who? I love Greg to the front. Boy.

1752
01:38:57,920 --> 01:39:00,880
Speaker 1: Oh that's very he's very lovable. So we're working on

1753
01:39:00,960 --> 01:39:04,080
Speaker 1: his his topic train for tomorrow. So he brought in

1754
01:39:04,120 --> 01:39:07,360
Speaker 1: the big list of topics. Yeah, should we go over them? Sure,

1755
01:39:07,800 --> 01:39:09,280
Speaker 1: let's see what you came up with. Why are you

1756
01:39:09,360 --> 01:39:11,400
Speaker 1: sounding kind of passive aggressive? Right? Because I know where

1757
01:39:11,439 --> 01:39:16,400
Speaker 1: this is headed x x x x x X. That's

1758
01:39:16,400 --> 01:39:18,880
Speaker 1: all right, I'm running for it, all right, Let's see

1759
01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:22,280
Speaker 1: where we go. You are the most negative person. Seriously,

1760
01:39:22,560 --> 01:39:24,559
Speaker 1: do you know anyone more negative than him? No? He's

1761
01:39:24,560 --> 01:39:29,200
Speaker 1: the worst. I love you, Sarah Patriot eighty eight. I

1762
01:39:29,320 --> 01:39:32,720
Speaker 1: know the difference between great tea and Sarah Patriot eighty eight.

1763
01:39:32,760 --> 01:39:35,679
Speaker 1: He doesn't smell like an old wash rag. I smell

1764
01:39:35,680 --> 01:39:39,440
Speaker 1: pretty nice. You smell great. Okay, anyway, so let's think positively.

1765
01:39:39,640 --> 01:39:41,320
Speaker 1: I mean, the first thing I said was I love you.

1766
01:39:41,720 --> 01:39:45,559
Speaker 1: Let's go over the topics, and you're like, I didn't

1767
01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:48,840
Speaker 1: say that. I'm being positive, right, yes? Yes, okay? So

1768
01:39:49,040 --> 01:39:52,280
Speaker 1: topic number one, spur of the moment trip ever just

1769
01:39:52,320 --> 01:39:54,080
Speaker 1: felt like you wanted to leave and just go? Have

1770
01:39:54,120 --> 01:39:56,040
Speaker 1: you ever just done it? Just got up and went

1771
01:39:56,040 --> 01:39:58,720
Speaker 1: to the airport, bought a ticket, just left. I think

1772
01:39:58,760 --> 01:40:01,400
Speaker 1: that's a great topic. How cool would that be? Would

1773
01:40:01,479 --> 01:40:02,960
Speaker 1: that beat? Wouldn't be great just to go to the

1774
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:05,840
Speaker 1: airport and just look at the sign like, okay, United

1775
01:40:05,880 --> 01:40:08,800
Speaker 1: Airlines fly me too? Whoever? Yeah, I would love to

1776
01:40:08,840 --> 01:40:11,919
Speaker 1: do that. That's great topic. Ring the bell scary? Wow?

1777
01:40:12,520 --> 01:40:18,200
Speaker 1: All rightly approved? Nice? Next topic, phone charger. Okay, what's

1778
01:40:18,240 --> 01:40:20,800
Speaker 1: what's this topic about? Where do these things go? All

1779
01:40:20,800 --> 01:40:23,320
Speaker 1: of a sudden? You go there and your phone charger's missing?

1780
01:40:23,520 --> 01:40:25,800
Speaker 1: Where does it? It doesn't have legs, so where do

1781
01:40:25,880 --> 01:40:28,240
Speaker 1: they go? Where do you find there's somewhere hiding out

1782
01:40:28,240 --> 01:40:30,760
Speaker 1: with the socks from the dryer. That's right, I don't understand,

1783
01:40:30,880 --> 01:40:34,240
Speaker 1: all right, So phone charger, it's like an charger gone missing,

1784
01:40:34,280 --> 01:40:37,600
Speaker 1: been stolen in this place? Call now, I see. Okay,

1785
01:40:37,720 --> 01:40:40,240
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not gonna say it's a bad topic, right,

1786
01:40:40,320 --> 01:40:42,680
Speaker 1: but it's just I don't know how fun it's gonna be,

1787
01:40:42,680 --> 01:40:49,120
Speaker 1: all right, question, all right, okay, Next topic, dating for perks.

1788
01:40:49,280 --> 01:40:51,280
Speaker 1: What's this? Oh? I want to know how lucky are you?

1789
01:40:51,360 --> 01:40:53,000
Speaker 1: Who are you dating? That? You get all kinds of

1790
01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:57,120
Speaker 1: free free things like money, vacations, jewelry, trips, concerts. It

1791
01:40:57,200 --> 01:41:00,200
Speaker 1: is a great Yeah, it's a great topic. Great tea,

1792
01:41:00,880 --> 01:41:05,920
Speaker 1: All right, standing over all, our significant others are going

1793
01:41:05,960 --> 01:41:10,000
Speaker 1: to call in, I date you because the radio personality

1794
01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:12,439
Speaker 1: and you butter up on the radio. Okay, So dating

1795
01:41:12,439 --> 01:41:14,880
Speaker 1: for perks and spur of the moment trip so far,

1796
01:41:15,360 --> 01:41:18,880
Speaker 1: great tommies. Okay, all right, Next topic, crying during a movie.

1797
01:41:19,120 --> 01:41:20,840
Speaker 1: I was just wondering what movie makes you cry? Like

1798
01:41:20,840 --> 01:41:23,360
Speaker 1: everybody was crying when they saw a lion king they

1799
01:41:23,360 --> 01:41:25,519
Speaker 1: were like, oh my god, crying. So I'm like wondering,

1800
01:41:25,920 --> 01:41:28,320
Speaker 1: is there any other movie that makes you cry? Okay,

1801
01:41:28,360 --> 01:41:31,559
Speaker 1: well I'm not a fun topic. Rights not call now

1802
01:41:31,600 --> 01:41:35,799
Speaker 1: and tell us what movie made you cry? Yeah? Hi, Barbara,

1803
01:41:35,960 --> 01:41:40,800
Speaker 1: Yeah you you wept during which pil do we want this?

1804
01:41:42,840 --> 01:41:44,479
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the option to either do it

1805
01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:46,280
Speaker 1: or not. How about that? No, now that I've talked

1806
01:41:46,280 --> 01:41:50,400
Speaker 1: it out, I don't think it's very good. So two

1807
01:41:50,439 --> 01:41:54,519
Speaker 1: of the four topics we have, ye jettison. Okay, uh,

1808
01:41:54,880 --> 01:41:57,639
Speaker 1: next topic such a MILF. Oh my god, I wanted

1809
01:41:57,680 --> 01:42:00,240
Speaker 1: to know, like, you know, you dated somebody, but really

1810
01:42:00,280 --> 01:42:02,200
Speaker 1: the mom was so hot? So you finally ended up

1811
01:42:02,240 --> 01:42:05,080
Speaker 1: dating the mom? And how how incredibly hot the mom was?

1812
01:42:05,760 --> 01:42:09,800
Speaker 1: What I like, that's our purse. Remember we do DILF,

1813
01:42:09,840 --> 01:42:12,720
Speaker 1: then do mom or DILF I mean Milford Man, change

1814
01:42:12,720 --> 01:42:15,120
Speaker 1: it category. Have you ever dated someone and ended up

1815
01:42:15,160 --> 01:42:19,719
Speaker 1: having sexual relations with their parent? It could be a guy,

1816
01:42:19,840 --> 01:42:21,200
Speaker 1: it could be a father or a mother. You know

1817
01:42:21,240 --> 01:42:24,000
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, let's open it up to parent relations.

1818
01:42:24,080 --> 01:42:28,080
Speaker 1: Well I like that. That's even better, so we revised

1819
01:42:28,120 --> 01:42:30,599
Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, okay, next topic on your topic trainlist

1820
01:42:30,640 --> 01:42:34,400
Speaker 1: for tomorrow. Smashed headlight? What's that? I just want to know?

1821
01:42:34,520 --> 01:42:36,519
Speaker 1: Do you have a smash headlight in your heart? Come?

1822
01:42:36,560 --> 01:42:38,760
Speaker 1: You haven't gotten a fixed yet? No explanation needed. I

1823
01:42:38,840 --> 01:42:40,920
Speaker 1: love it. I saw one of the parks to call

1824
01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:42,880
Speaker 1: us now if you have a smash headlight? All right?

1825
01:42:43,080 --> 01:42:45,720
Speaker 1: The next topic, how did you get a raise? Well?

1826
01:42:45,800 --> 01:42:47,080
Speaker 1: Like I want to know, like what do you do

1827
01:42:47,120 --> 01:42:48,840
Speaker 1: to get a raise? Like? If you want to ask you,

1828
01:42:50,520 --> 01:42:54,840
Speaker 1: I I just thought it would be kind of you know, um,

1829
01:42:54,960 --> 01:42:58,719
Speaker 1: you know, educational maybe to teach people how to properly

1830
01:42:58,760 --> 01:43:00,800
Speaker 1: go in and get a raise, like why should you

1831
01:43:00,840 --> 01:43:04,880
Speaker 1: deserve a race? And did you get a raise? Because

1832
01:43:04,880 --> 01:43:07,439
Speaker 1: you did sometime? All right, so people are gonna call

1833
01:43:07,520 --> 01:43:09,320
Speaker 1: and talk about how they got a raise? Are you worth?

1834
01:43:09,479 --> 01:43:11,519
Speaker 1: Are you worthy of a race? Of everyone's worthy of

1835
01:43:11,560 --> 01:43:14,680
Speaker 1: a raise? Wow? Who except for Sarah Patriot eighty eight?

1836
01:43:15,040 --> 01:43:18,240
Speaker 1: Everyone and Robbie the intern didn't come in today. He's

1837
01:43:18,240 --> 01:43:21,639
Speaker 1: the best, he's not. So these are the topics. Yeah,

1838
01:43:21,920 --> 01:43:23,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if we're gonna do that about the

1839
01:43:23,400 --> 01:43:26,880
Speaker 1: race thing, okay, okay, but you have other robust topics.

1840
01:43:26,960 --> 01:43:30,519
Speaker 1: Yea smash headlight, the relationship parents and yeah, we'll do

1841
01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:32,559
Speaker 1: those tomorrow. I love you, Gregory, I love you too.

1842
01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:34,400
Speaker 1: This is great. Wasn't that bad? And and the three

1843
01:43:34,439 --> 01:43:37,439
Speaker 1: things we need to know is David Artis is thanking

1844
01:43:37,520 --> 01:43:40,160
Speaker 1: fans for their prayers, saying that he's enjoying priceless time

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01:43:40,160 --> 01:43:42,120
Speaker 1: with his loved ones. He is out of the hospital.

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Speaker 1: He was shot two months ago. In the Dominican Republic,

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01:43:45,040 --> 01:43:47,920
Speaker 1: the annual person meteor shower is going to be even

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01:43:47,920 --> 01:43:50,200
Speaker 1: more visible this weekend. If you want to go associated,

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01:43:50,439 --> 01:43:52,599
Speaker 1: I love it. Have you guys ever seen a meteor shower?

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01:43:52,640 --> 01:43:55,719
Speaker 1: They're awesome? You haven't. No, Oh, go outside this weekend

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Speaker 1: and take a look. Okay if you can. Okay, let

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01:43:57,320 --> 01:43:58,679
Speaker 1: me ask you. What are you gonna do to prepare

1853
01:43:58,720 --> 01:44:01,679
Speaker 1: for the festival for the meteor shower? You know, nothing

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01:44:01,720 --> 01:44:03,200
Speaker 1: to stretch my neck out so I can stare at

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01:44:03,200 --> 01:44:06,639
Speaker 1: the sky. You know she's gonna take something my camera.

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01:44:06,720 --> 01:44:10,799
Speaker 1: I will take my camera, yeah, to take pictures. And finally,

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01:44:10,840 --> 01:44:12,240
Speaker 1: we were talking about this the other day. You know

1858
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Speaker 1: when you go to those parks that have like diamond

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01:44:13,960 --> 01:44:16,000
Speaker 1: mines and gold mines and you find little nuggets and

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01:44:16,040 --> 01:44:18,479
Speaker 1: you think, did they plant this here? While some guy

1861
01:44:18,600 --> 01:44:21,040
Speaker 1: just found a giant two carrot diamond at a diamond

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01:44:21,040 --> 01:44:25,000
Speaker 1: park in Arkansas. Yeah, they're real. Apparently you can go

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01:44:25,160 --> 01:44:27,920
Speaker 1: mining right and it works for this fella, So keep

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Speaker 1: it up. Thank you God. More from the Mercedes Bands

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Speaker 1: Interview Lounge. If social media didn't exist for Halsey, what

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01:44:36,040 --> 01:44:39,000
Speaker 1: would that mean? And if social media didn't exist, I

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01:44:39,040 --> 01:44:43,000
Speaker 1: would probably be a lot more free about sending loud photographs.

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Speaker 1: Now that's why it does exist. Thought to you buy

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Speaker 1: Mercedes AMG, be prepared for whatever comes your way in

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Speaker 1: the all new GT Fords or Coop. Because life is

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Speaker 1: a race. Visit your local dealership for a test drive today.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Hey guys, bedtime, it's

1873
01:44:58,640 --> 01:45:01,559
Speaker 1: sometimes a battle for both you and your kids. For instance,

1874
01:45:01,640 --> 01:45:04,519
Speaker 1: my daughter Ella, she struggles sometimes to fall asleep. Well,

1875
01:45:04,560 --> 01:45:08,040
Speaker 1: fortunately Trish and I have now discovered Vic's pures E's

1876
01:45:08,120 --> 01:45:11,439
Speaker 1: Kids melotonin gummies to help her fall asleep. Naturally, find

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01:45:11,520 --> 01:45:17,799
Speaker 1: pures E's Kids in stores everywhere. Elvis, Elvis Duranty, Elvis Durant.

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01:45:17,920 --> 01:45:20,880
Speaker 1: Phone tap scary? What's it all about? I'm on the

1879
01:45:20,880 --> 01:45:22,599
Speaker 1: phone with Stephen and you want to play a phone

1880
01:45:22,640 --> 01:45:26,120
Speaker 1: tap on your uncle? Ira yes, my uncle Ira is

1881
01:45:26,160 --> 01:45:29,280
Speaker 1: a character. Every single allid in his house is connected

1882
01:45:29,320 --> 01:45:32,200
Speaker 1: to something, and he's whacked. He said he must have

1883
01:45:32,240 --> 01:45:34,719
Speaker 1: gone through at least ten and twelve lazy boy reclined

1884
01:45:34,800 --> 01:45:37,400
Speaker 1: since I've known him watching TV, so he just totally

1885
01:45:37,439 --> 01:45:39,759
Speaker 1: freak out. If he got a call from the electric

1886
01:45:39,760 --> 01:45:43,280
Speaker 1: company telling him that we're shutting off his electricity. That's

1887
01:45:43,320 --> 01:45:45,680
Speaker 1: his lifeline to the world. Steven, We're gonna do a

1888
01:45:45,720 --> 01:45:51,679
Speaker 1: phone tap on him right now. Sounds great. Hello mister Wyland, Please,

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01:45:52,560 --> 01:45:56,000
Speaker 1: my name is Frank Ippolito with how are you? Yeah,

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01:45:56,040 --> 01:45:58,599
Speaker 1: how can I help you? We have an outstanding balance

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01:45:58,640 --> 01:46:02,240
Speaker 1: of seventy three dollars and foy one cents from from you?

1892
01:46:02,600 --> 01:46:04,840
Speaker 1: What are you kidding me? That's all you need to

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01:46:04,880 --> 01:46:07,800
Speaker 1: do is tell me that you hold on. I In fact,

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01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:10,800
Speaker 1: I was doing my condo computer. Let me just oh,

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01:46:11,080 --> 01:46:13,880
Speaker 1: you guys ought to be ashamed of yourself. Really, I'm

1896
01:46:13,960 --> 01:46:17,400
Speaker 1: so upset. Let me see when the last Just stay

1897
01:46:17,439 --> 01:46:20,000
Speaker 1: with me A six. Okay, don't think I'm being nasty,

1898
01:46:20,120 --> 01:46:22,479
Speaker 1: it's just why the hell do you call me? Answer?

1899
01:46:22,560 --> 01:46:25,360
Speaker 1: I gave you four hundred and thirty five dollars in

1900
01:46:25,520 --> 01:46:28,080
Speaker 1: sixty cents. Oh, I'm sorry to inform you, but as

1901
01:46:28,080 --> 01:46:30,679
Speaker 1: of today, you are what we call a delinquent customer.

1902
01:46:30,760 --> 01:46:33,160
Speaker 1: What are you kidding me? Seventy three dollars? I could

1903
01:46:33,280 --> 01:46:35,960
Speaker 1: it's one day electricity from you guys to me at

1904
01:46:36,000 --> 01:46:39,760
Speaker 1: twelve noon the electricity was about to shut off, so

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01:46:39,880 --> 01:46:41,600
Speaker 1: that's why I was. I was also, are you kidding me?

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01:46:41,760 --> 01:46:45,600
Speaker 1: Are you good forbid? You do that? And I go

1907
01:46:45,720 --> 01:46:48,000
Speaker 1: back to my law firm. You know we warned you

1908
01:46:48,040 --> 01:46:52,679
Speaker 1: about Oh my I just got How can you shut

1909
01:46:52,760 --> 01:46:54,439
Speaker 1: me off if I got a bill showing them? I

1910
01:46:54,439 --> 01:46:56,080
Speaker 1: don't know you a panny a right? How can we

1911
01:46:56,200 --> 01:46:58,360
Speaker 1: How can we rectify? How can you look look thirty

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01:46:58,400 --> 01:47:00,760
Speaker 1: four years and see if I have admitted paying my

1913
01:47:00,840 --> 01:47:03,439
Speaker 1: bill on time? Where do you get to seventy three

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01:47:03,479 --> 01:47:06,640
Speaker 1: dollars for? And wouldn't I get a warning? Wouldn't you

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01:47:06,720 --> 01:47:08,680
Speaker 1: call me? Let me see what I can do for you? Sir?

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Speaker 1: You could do the second? Darlene Dary, did you come

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01:47:13,160 --> 01:47:16,320
Speaker 1: over here? Please? I can't believe this. You can't believe it?

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01:47:16,479 --> 01:47:18,479
Speaker 1: How do you think I feel? Are you guys are

1919
01:47:18,479 --> 01:47:21,519
Speaker 1: getting me so damn upset? I can't even get I

1920
01:47:21,520 --> 01:47:24,480
Speaker 1: can't even straighten this out? It's seventy three dollars. It's outstanding.

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01:47:24,479 --> 01:47:28,120
Speaker 1: It's you're sure you can't do anything. She'd better do something.

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01:47:28,160 --> 01:47:30,800
Speaker 1: All your pa is in a sling. Guys on the

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01:47:30,800 --> 01:47:35,519
Speaker 1: phone right now on the phone, you idiots. It's really angry.

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01:47:35,560 --> 01:47:38,880
Speaker 1: I think we should you heard angry yet, Darlene. You

1925
01:47:38,960 --> 01:47:44,200
Speaker 1: gotta help me get the musical. It's like a dote. Helloa,

1926
01:47:44,280 --> 01:47:46,000
Speaker 1: all right, sir, We here are working on a fix

1927
01:47:46,080 --> 01:47:47,920
Speaker 1: to make sure that it's all clear. And you don't

1928
01:47:48,000 --> 01:47:50,360
Speaker 1: have not that. It's cool, cleard nothing. It's clear you

1929
01:47:50,400 --> 01:47:52,519
Speaker 1: were going to shut If I wasn't home, you would

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01:47:52,560 --> 01:47:55,040
Speaker 1: have shut my driftedy off. We're not gonna shut you off.

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Speaker 1: That's very nice to you, Frank. I appreciate it. And

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01:47:58,800 --> 01:48:02,680
Speaker 1: not tell me where you got the notification the outstanding

1933
01:48:02,720 --> 01:48:05,280
Speaker 1: and I want to see the notification that you called

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01:48:05,400 --> 01:48:08,320
Speaker 1: me or did anything in the in the area of

1935
01:48:08,360 --> 01:48:11,759
Speaker 1: communication to me. All right. We sent three different notices

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01:48:11,760 --> 01:48:14,519
Speaker 1: out and on the third one we wrote in big

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01:48:14,600 --> 01:48:17,799
Speaker 1: red letters that your electricity would be turned off today

1938
01:48:17,840 --> 01:48:20,519
Speaker 1: if we haven't received payment. But how can you shut

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01:48:20,520 --> 01:48:24,080
Speaker 1: somebody's electricity off without giving them a warning? I pay

1940
01:48:24,120 --> 01:48:27,320
Speaker 1: an average of three hundred dollars every two months. I understand,

1941
01:48:27,400 --> 01:48:29,760
Speaker 1: never missed a payment of thirty four years and you

1942
01:48:29,880 --> 01:48:32,280
Speaker 1: got the world to tell me to day would have

1943
01:48:32,320 --> 01:48:35,200
Speaker 1: shut off my electric to me? Yeah, sir, I'm sorry.

1944
01:48:35,600 --> 01:48:38,200
Speaker 1: Hold on a second. This is a reason to get

1945
01:48:38,240 --> 01:48:41,400
Speaker 1: This isn't a met game that I'm getting upset about, Darlene.

1946
01:48:41,640 --> 01:48:43,920
Speaker 1: You can't turn it off. Don't do it. Don't do it.

1947
01:48:44,240 --> 01:48:48,280
Speaker 1: Do you believe me? I just want to pacify this guy.

1948
01:48:48,600 --> 01:48:50,519
Speaker 1: That's the fun. What do you talk to do a baby?

1949
01:48:50,600 --> 01:48:52,599
Speaker 1: I tell him it's not gonna go off. But if

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01:48:52,600 --> 01:48:54,800
Speaker 1: it goes off or whatever, if it goes off, if

1951
01:48:54,840 --> 01:48:57,880
Speaker 1: I guarantee you your answers to this fling, I'm going

1952
01:48:57,960 --> 01:49:01,880
Speaker 1: over to belmore right now, you're gonna shut it? Okay, Hello, Okay,

1953
01:49:01,920 --> 01:49:05,960
Speaker 1: I work things out. You work out in the background, Frank,

1954
01:49:06,280 --> 01:49:08,759
Speaker 1: I'm not someone to be pacified like I'm a baby.

1955
01:49:09,080 --> 01:49:12,320
Speaker 1: You're making a big mistake. Say a person was connected

1956
01:49:12,360 --> 01:49:14,720
Speaker 1: to a machine. You're turned off the machine. They're not

1957
01:49:14,720 --> 01:49:16,479
Speaker 1: going to turn it off. So you're fine, You're fine.

1958
01:49:16,479 --> 01:49:19,280
Speaker 1: It's not it's not gonna I'm telling you something. Yeah,

1959
01:49:19,400 --> 01:49:21,759
Speaker 1: if it's turned off, you're in a lot of problems

1960
01:49:21,760 --> 01:49:25,799
Speaker 1: if you have anything important connected to the year connected.

1961
01:49:25,840 --> 01:49:28,080
Speaker 1: What's the matter with you? Why are you hedging with

1962
01:49:28,160 --> 01:49:29,880
Speaker 1: me like they're going to shut it off? Isn't there

1963
01:49:29,880 --> 01:49:33,320
Speaker 1: anybody you could talk to? Hey? Iira, Yeah, my name

1964
01:49:33,360 --> 01:49:36,439
Speaker 1: is Gary Jones and you've been phone tapped, your little

1965
01:49:36,560 --> 01:49:41,519
Speaker 1: son of a bit, say Steve. If I get in

1966
01:49:41,600 --> 01:49:46,599
Speaker 1: a talk, that's me to pick me that I hadn't

1967
01:49:46,640 --> 01:49:49,600
Speaker 1: paid a bill that's really good seventy three dollars. I

1968
01:49:49,600 --> 01:49:54,479
Speaker 1: wouldn't even eat that for lunch. Have an idea for

1969
01:49:54,520 --> 01:49:56,960
Speaker 1: a phone tab Go to hellstran dot com. Click on

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01:49:56,960 --> 01:49:58,960
Speaker 1: the phone tab tab. Tell us what you want to do.

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01:50:00,000 --> 01:50:07,240
Speaker 1: I was prerecorded permission granted by all participation. One stand

1972
01:50:07,320 --> 01:50:13,880
Speaker 1: in the morning show. It's Danielle. Yes, one more report.

1973
01:50:13,920 --> 01:50:16,120
Speaker 1: That's all you owing? All right? So I'm trying to

1974
01:50:16,120 --> 01:50:18,760
Speaker 1: find this one. I sent the timing. Okay, so old

1975
01:50:18,760 --> 01:50:21,040
Speaker 1: Town Road. Do you want to know how Little Noex

1976
01:50:21,120 --> 01:50:23,080
Speaker 1: came up with it? Let me tell you. I don't

1977
01:50:23,080 --> 01:50:24,680
Speaker 1: know the story. If he wrote the song on his

1978
01:50:24,720 --> 01:50:27,360
Speaker 1: sister's back porch around the time that she told him

1979
01:50:27,360 --> 01:50:29,400
Speaker 1: that he'd soon have to move out because he was

1980
01:50:29,479 --> 01:50:31,799
Speaker 1: hanging out with her and he wasn't paying the bills

1981
01:50:32,120 --> 01:50:34,960
Speaker 1: because he was focusing on his music, so he recorded

1982
01:50:34,960 --> 01:50:37,719
Speaker 1: the song a few weeks later, now living with his brother.

1983
01:50:37,800 --> 01:50:39,920
Speaker 1: His brother actually took a man after that, and then

1984
01:50:39,920 --> 01:50:43,040
Speaker 1: he put it out the same day and boom, here

1985
01:50:43,040 --> 01:50:45,000
Speaker 1: we have it, blue up and he's made lots of cash.

1986
01:50:45,040 --> 01:50:48,120
Speaker 1: We're going to see him sool party at the Found

1987
01:50:48,120 --> 01:50:52,000
Speaker 1: Blue Yeah. So have you seen the show type? He'll

1988
01:50:52,000 --> 01:50:53,160
Speaker 1: be in New York. Never mind, he's not gonna be

1989
01:50:53,160 --> 01:50:56,559
Speaker 1: at the party. Have you seen the show Typewriter on Netflix?

1990
01:50:57,000 --> 01:51:00,519
Speaker 1: It is supposed to be so scary that you can't

1991
01:51:00,560 --> 01:51:02,479
Speaker 1: sleep after you watch it. I heard it's not that scary.

1992
01:51:02,800 --> 01:51:05,160
Speaker 1: Who told you that? A text her? Okay, well, I'm

1993
01:51:05,200 --> 01:51:06,760
Speaker 1: gonna see it for myself. I'm gonna watch it too.

1994
01:51:06,760 --> 01:51:08,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. Jane Lowe has not driven a car

1995
01:51:08,880 --> 01:51:10,559
Speaker 1: in about twenty five years, but now she has to

1996
01:51:10,640 --> 01:51:13,120
Speaker 1: because a rod surprised her with a pimped out Porsche

1997
01:51:13,520 --> 01:51:15,640
Speaker 1: and it's supposed to be worth about two hundred and

1998
01:51:15,680 --> 01:51:18,800
Speaker 1: three thousand dollars and she thought it was so cute

1999
01:51:18,840 --> 01:51:21,320
Speaker 1: when she saw it. She got so excited. She goes, no,

2000
01:51:21,520 --> 01:51:24,920
Speaker 1: I have to drive. Can you imagine No, I'm sure

2001
01:51:24,920 --> 01:51:27,599
Speaker 1: she's almost as reckless as you. Yeah, she might even

2002
01:51:27,680 --> 01:51:29,320
Speaker 1: drive better and she hasn't been behind the wheel in

2003
01:51:29,360 --> 01:51:31,599
Speaker 1: twenty five years. Thank you. Okay, you're welcome. All right.

2004
01:51:31,600 --> 01:51:33,920
Speaker 1: So Lenox will not be at our y one hundred party,

2005
01:51:34,439 --> 01:51:41,679
Speaker 1: but will be Bryce Fine, Rice Fine Luxury all Okay,

2006
01:51:41,680 --> 01:51:43,360
Speaker 1: So we're gonna have a lot of fun. All right,

2007
01:51:43,439 --> 01:51:47,599
Speaker 1: So we gotta take a break, Okay, Bye. Is this

2008
01:51:47,640 --> 01:51:51,960
Speaker 1: conversation really gonna keep the listeners thrilled? Yes, Elvis Duran

2009
01:51:52,080 --> 01:51:55,080
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. Hey, guys, bedtime is sometimes a

2010
01:51:55,120 --> 01:51:57,760
Speaker 1: battle for both you and your kids. For instance, my

2011
01:51:57,840 --> 01:52:01,120
Speaker 1: daughter Ella, she struggles sometimes to fall sep Well. Fortunately,

2012
01:52:01,200 --> 01:52:04,439
Speaker 1: Trish and I have now discovered Vic's pures E's Kids

2013
01:52:04,520 --> 01:52:08,120
Speaker 1: melatonin gummies to help her fall asleep. Naturally, find Pures's

2014
01:52:08,280 --> 01:52:09,679
Speaker 1: Kids in stores everywhere.