Speaker 1: There's two boys in this house for Glim boys in
Speaker 1: this house.
Speaker 2: Crazy boys in this house, for Blin boys in this house.
Speaker 2: There's two boys in this house for Blin boys. In
Speaker 2: this house. Crazy boys in this house, for Glim boys
Speaker 2: in this house. Boys. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Bonus. Oh,
Speaker 2: that's our bonus intro. Of all the intros we have,
Speaker 2: that's the one that's that's bonus. That's the bonus intro.
Speaker 2: Because if they heard the other music, Brody, they're gonna
Speaker 2: dig that. It's like, uh, you know, where's this is
Speaker 2: episode number two seventy eight. No, it's a bonus. It's
Speaker 2: a bonus. It's free dessert, as we like to call
Speaker 2: it here on the podcast.
Speaker 3: I mean, when I was supposed to be working this week,
Speaker 3: it's Thanksgiving week.
Speaker 2: Come on, This is like the trimmings at Thanksgiving. This
Speaker 2: is like the sweet potato casserole or the stu. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't say it's the stuffing. You'll have to decide if
Speaker 2: it's on stuffing level. I can assure you it's definitely
Speaker 2: on sweet potato castrole love sweet okay, I'll give you,
Speaker 2: but certainly not say green bean cast role, which is
Speaker 2: way at the bottom. Oh well no, no, definitely not. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is fun. This is like a surprise in surprise
Speaker 2: in your stocking. And you didn't even put him up yet.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to have a stocking to but I
Speaker 2: although I do a pantyhose, but that's another podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Yeah, so we decided we would come back here
Speaker 3: and and and just drop this in your in your
Speaker 3: inbox boom, an uploaded up upload of a Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 3: bonus because we have special a special friend with us.
Speaker 2: Yes, so let me tell you about our guests. First
Speaker 2: of all, say hello, Eric, how are you today?
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 4: I'm so glad to be the bonus, that sweet delicious
Speaker 4: Eric Schwartz also sometimes in the past known as Smooth
Speaker 4: E take a sit Baby, the Jamba Jew.
Speaker 2: So not only bonus, but if you watch this podcast,
Speaker 2: you'll understand why sometimes he's referred to as a boner.
Speaker 2: Eric Schwartz Today, what Eric?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 4: I thought I was a bonus, but you just called
Speaker 4: me a hard dick. I think that was a ball
Speaker 4: joke and I don't appreciate that.
Speaker 2: But you make a lot of money off that. Let's
Speaker 2: not kid ourselves.
Speaker 4: You know where the last people you can make fun
Speaker 4: of and get away with it. You can shame me
Speaker 4: and everyone just joins in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. So how is Eric here? Why is
Speaker 2: he here? In two thousand and three, I wrote a
Speaker 2: song called uh hanikah hey ya, which is years twenty
Speaker 2: years this week, I think roughly around honikoh this year,
Speaker 2: twenty years ago. And somebody, a listener sent me a graphic.
Speaker 2: It was Eric selling that song hanikah Haya, and it
Speaker 2: said it has heard on Elvistran in the morning shows
Speaker 2: you one hundred New York. And I said, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 2: oh wait, I wrote that song. I don't need some
Speaker 2: guy from California taking credit for my shit. I don't
Speaker 2: accomplish very much. I write song parodies for a living. No,
Speaker 2: I'm reaching out to this guy. Very typical. It opens
Speaker 2: with the.
Speaker 1: Fights West Coast rivalry.
Speaker 2: It opens all of Brody's contacts.
Speaker 3: Always opens with an argument, a debate, or a fight
Speaker 3: or something that Brody had to needle somebody on.
Speaker 2: It started this way, Yes, so I reached it. I
Speaker 2: reached out to Eric. It's all like ready to fight,
Speaker 2: and Eric responded with, oh gosh, I'm so sorry. One
Speaker 2: of my one of my fans told me he heard
Speaker 2: it on your station. I assumed it was mine, no problem,
Speaker 2: and he redid the graphic and he apologized. He apologize,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, this guy's not even gonna fight me.
Speaker 2: What kind of West Coast guy is this? He's like, okay, typical,
Speaker 2: it's a typical West Coast person. It was not Biggie Tupac.
Speaker 2: It was like, you know, hi, Okay. Done. And so
Speaker 2: the next time Eric came to New York, I invited
Speaker 2: him up to see one hundred. We did a honka
Speaker 2: song battle which he stabbed me, which you can find
Speaker 2: on YouTube, which is a bunch of my honka songs,
Speaker 2: a bunch of his. I think this it's so long.
Speaker 2: I think we did two videos and just search. David
Speaker 2: brought it on YouTube and you'll and and you'll see
Speaker 2: the honka battles and you'll enjoy a little blast from
Speaker 2: the Jewish past. And we've been friends ever since. And
Speaker 2: unlike me, Eric has the ability to sing and rap
Speaker 2: and record and edit and do all this stuff. And
Speaker 2: he he does stand up. But do you have the
Speaker 2: ability to complain.
Speaker 1: Not as good as David. David, you got me on.
Speaker 2: David's got it down. Pat David wins every argument in
Speaker 2: my defense. With Eric's talent, he has a lot less
Speaker 2: to complain about. So why is Eric here today? On
Speaker 2: our podcast? Eric has a comedy special dropping as of
Speaker 2: it'll be available as of November twenty fourth. It's called Delivery,
Speaker 2: and I watched it twice already, and I have to say, sir,
Speaker 2: not as slice as you will love it. But this
Speaker 2: man is is fucked up. He has some issues with
Speaker 2: his appearance, his fraternal background, his paternal background. I thought
Speaker 2: Eric was just a Jew from la I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: a Jew from New York and that's it. My parents
Speaker 2: are Jewish. That's the end of my story. Uh, if
Speaker 2: you watch this episode of this this special dropping, Eric
Speaker 2: has this incredible background. So Eric, tell everybody the name
Speaker 2: of your special, why it's called Delivery, and then explain
Speaker 2: this multicultural thing. I had no idea about yees.
Speaker 4: So it's called delivery for two reasons. My delivery method
Speaker 4: is different. I do stand up at its core, but
Speaker 4: I deliver it with multimedia and music. That's the first meaning.
Speaker 4: The second meaning is a rebirth, so you actually see
Speaker 4: me and feel me and hear me. Being born from conception.
Speaker 4: It's a rebirth into the world of comedy and for
Speaker 4: all the new people that are gonna discover me and
Speaker 4: be my new comedy parents out there, it's for you.
Speaker 4: So that's why it's called delivery. And yes, I come
Speaker 4: from a multicultural family. When you look at me, you're like,
Speaker 4: why is NBA commissioner Adam Silver on the podcast?
Speaker 2: You look exactly like him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I've been told that so many times that I just
Speaker 4: put that in my show. And you know, I am
Speaker 4: a ball guy with glasses, but looks can be deceiving.
Speaker 4: I'm actually group in a multicultural family. I am a
Speaker 4: quarter step Mexican. My stepfather Esmahicano e vivo pa. That's
Speaker 4: the culture gura. Like when I gurdua, some people ask
Speaker 4: me what does kurtura mean?
Speaker 1: And I say, it's.
Speaker 4: One letter off of culture and if you couldn't figure
Speaker 4: that out, you need to, you know. I sing Mariacci
Speaker 4: in the special You Also Diversity. I had to do
Speaker 4: that so that my stepdad would tell me he loved me.
Speaker 4: It's really hard. Well, I had to impress him.
Speaker 2: One of the other things you talk about in being
Speaker 2: having Mexican culture in your upbringing. Is that your stepfather
Speaker 2: and you said you said in the podcast you not
Speaker 2: only step present, you fully represent, which I thought that
Speaker 2: presents a fantastic word, that you fully represent the right missing.
Speaker 4: Right if you really want to say it, you gotta
Speaker 4: like you gotta do a male kgo.
Speaker 2: That's yes, almost Japanese right, like almost like a little
Speaker 2: butt clench or yeah, I learned I learned restaurants Spanish,
Speaker 2: so when I managed restaurants, I learned, like, but I
Speaker 2: cast you on piece of mahadeo, which might be careful
Speaker 2: of floor, is wetomons, which means any shrimp. So I
Speaker 2: knew how to like us, which may clean them song
Speaker 2: as Yeah, but that's it. That's it. So if you
Speaker 2: don't work on a restaurant with me, I can't really
Speaker 2: have a conversation with you.
Speaker 3: So you grew up, You grew up with both influences
Speaker 3: in your in your in your house, right, I'm taking.
Speaker 1: It both sides of yes.
Speaker 3: For instance, like here when it comes to like food eating,
Speaker 3: are you you like pastrami tacos?
Speaker 2: I mean, is that kind of thing you do?
Speaker 4: Say that there's a lot of uh, you know, my
Speaker 4: whole catchphrase with being a quarterstep Mexican jew is Charlon.
Speaker 2: You know, I love the comparison you're in the video
Speaker 2: delivery when people go to watch the concert. The comparisons
Speaker 2: and the cross cultural references you make about bar mitzvahs
Speaker 2: with a Mexican flair hilarious, hilarious.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: The way you combine the two cultures verbally, uh, brilliant
Speaker 2: and so. One of the things your your stepfather taught
Speaker 2: you was Spanish, obviously, but you go on to say
Speaker 2: that he didn't teach you easy Spanish. He didn't teach
Speaker 2: you mother and father. He taught you very difficult Spanish words,
Speaker 2: and you learned to show him a lesson. I guess
Speaker 2: the most difficult, longest word in Spanish that there is
Speaker 2: now in English. I learned no moona ultra microscopic xilaicovo canoconiosis,
Speaker 2: which is forty five letters, and it's a disease of
Speaker 2: the lungs caused by breathing and courts dust in minds.
Speaker 2: So I didn't create a routine around that because everyone
Speaker 2: in my class knew how to say no moona ultra
Speaker 2: microscopic silaicova cano coniosis. However, God, you you create like
Speaker 2: ten minutes of hilarious content around can you say I tried,
Speaker 2: you tried to help the audience say it. I tried,
Speaker 2: I paused it. I was going to write it down.
Speaker 2: I can't comprehend it. So what is the word that
Speaker 2: you you make a whole bit about in your special.
Speaker 1: The password is baran, that's right. But I had to
Speaker 1: learn how to. I had an ingrainient into my brain
Speaker 1: to get I.
Speaker 4: You know, I had to make up a dance and
Speaker 4: like ban gimiquettoqueto.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have managed. I would imagine that there
Speaker 2: are people who speak all different dialects of Spanish, because,
Speaker 2: as most people know, people in Venezuela don't speak the
Speaker 2: same Spanish as Columbia or Spain. They all have their
Speaker 2: own dialects. I would imagine most people listening to this podcast,
Speaker 2: if you are of Spanish speaking descent, yeah, I hate
Speaker 2: when people say if you're Spanish, no, no, that's only
Speaker 2: if you're from Spain. If you're from a Spanish speaking
Speaker 2: descent family, you may have never heard that word. You
Speaker 2: may have never said that word.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: Still as a as a Hispanic person, you may not
Speaker 2: even be able or Latina Latino Latin X as you
Speaker 2: you say in the special. There's different ways to pronounce it.
Speaker 2: Although the way you pronounce your Filipino girlfriend, yeah, the way.
Speaker 4: You say say right Filipino Filipina doesn't work to put
Speaker 4: the X on the end because then it becomes the
Speaker 4: most masculine thing ever Philippine X.
Speaker 2: Yes, that doesn't work. That's that word is.
Speaker 1: Is actually not It's a Mexican word.
Speaker 4: Also, if you're outside of Mexican culture, you you do
Speaker 4: probably do not know this word. It's actually a name
Speaker 4: of the volcano in mitchell Kan Is a city that
Speaker 4: had a volcano, has a volcano called San Juan.
Speaker 1: And so this is like a tongue twister that your
Speaker 1: dad teaches you. And then there's like a longer version
Speaker 1: of issus, Like.
Speaker 4: If you can say that, then the next level is.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, I thought I watched it special because somehow
Speaker 2: you got the whole audience to sing along, which was brilliant.
Speaker 2: This comedy special. It takes place in the is it
Speaker 2: the Avalon Theater in Los Angeles? Yes, okay, watching it
Speaker 2: to me, you could be Sebastian Maniscalco. You could be
Speaker 2: any of the biggest comics. You're in this massive arena
Speaker 2: with incredible video displays and animation and all kinds of effects.
Speaker 2: Like you said, it's delivery, it's multimedia. It's not just
Speaker 2: you on a microphone and a stool. And the typical
Speaker 2: stated the Avalon is a is a legendary space, you know.
Speaker 2: So we always always talk on the East Coast about
Speaker 2: a radio city music hall being something that that's so huge,
Speaker 2: and it's like everyone wants to play there. Iconic.
Speaker 3: The Avalon for West Coast is that place. And do
Speaker 3: you know, do you know what is right outside the Avalon?
Speaker 3: And I don't even think Brody knows this. Right outside
Speaker 3: the Avalon on the sidewalkers, hookers, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: Three four in the morning, okay, but I'm talking twenty
Speaker 3: four to seven, three sixty five. Right outside the Avalon
Speaker 3: entrance is the guy who hosts my morning show, Elvis Duran.
Speaker 3: His star is right outside the Avalon, right there on
Speaker 3: the corner of what is it Hollywood and Vine. It's
Speaker 3: right there on Vine Street, right on the entrance, across
Speaker 3: the street from the the r NO.
Speaker 2: No Capitol Records.
Speaker 1: Capital Records, Capital Records.
Speaker 3: Brothers, just going for all the jokes. I'm just trying.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to go have a moment tour when
Speaker 3: you go there. If you can kind of clean the star,
Speaker 3: do something, take a picture or video, we'd really appreciate
Speaker 3: it because it often gets you know, you know, there's
Speaker 3: you know, gum all over it and it gets covered
Speaker 3: in dirt.
Speaker 2: People spin on.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go do a little maintenance to the Elvis
Speaker 1: Durant stars right there.
Speaker 2: Let's not worry about your own career. Eric, let's derail
Speaker 2: this podcast and have you cleaning the street of Hollywood.
Speaker 4: But what special guest of dessert.
Speaker 3: But your comedy being on the West Coast and Mexican
Speaker 3: and do it and integrating that into your Mexican in
Speaker 3: Mexican Mexican step, Mexicans, Mexican adjacent, Mexican light diet, Mexican
Speaker 3: Mexican free.
Speaker 4: Like I say, quarterstep step Mexican, Okay, quarterstep Mexican.
Speaker 3: So having all that and playing on the West Coast,
Speaker 3: I mean that's your bread and butter, because there's a
Speaker 3: lot of Mexican influences right there on the West Coast.
Speaker 1: So how we are close to Mexico, yes, and but there's.
Speaker 3: A lot of Mexican Mexicans living in the you knows,
Speaker 3: Los Angeles, southern California. So how has that been for
Speaker 3: you versus when you leave that comfort zone playing the
Speaker 3: rest of the country, how do you play at Iowa?
Speaker 2: Is what he's asking.
Speaker 1: They were Mexicans there, They've heard of Mexicans.
Speaker 2: They've heard of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've heard of them. They're there.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you know this, but uh, Mexicans travel, Yeah,
Speaker 4: they they I mean I went to I'll say, I
Speaker 4: went to Australia and I did these jokes and they
Speaker 4: got them.
Speaker 1: I went to India, they got them.
Speaker 4: I went to Dubai, Philippines and they they all got
Speaker 4: it there.
Speaker 3: So then you're going to relate to this Brooklyn boy.
Speaker 3: Then I can't wait to see the special.
Speaker 4: Then, you know, And I will say this that Mexicans
Speaker 4: can defy borders.
Speaker 1: I will say that I've heard I've heard that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard that. We'll leave it at that, but
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 4: Say this also, this land where I am right now
Speaker 4: in California, this whole place was Mexico at one point.
Speaker 4: So they didn't cross the border. Happened to them? And
Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying, Like it's a it's a
Speaker 4: long story.
Speaker 2: By the way, I saw comic recently was talking about
Speaker 2: the dumbest sports name in all of sports, and it
Speaker 2: was the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, which and now
Speaker 2: the Los Angeles Angels because Los Angeles means the Angels.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is Jeff Died. Jeff Died does that?
Speaker 4: Je?
Speaker 2: Yes, So it's the Angels, the Angels, the Angels, Angels.
Speaker 4: The angel means the Angels, the Angels Angels. I said,
Speaker 4: you know, and and you know when I go because
Speaker 4: I speak Spanish, right, I go around the country and
Speaker 4: like we as Americans, we mispronounced Spanish all the time.
Speaker 4: Like I went to Amario Amarillo, Texas, Amarillo. They say
Speaker 4: Amarillo and I accidentally I said it's a Mario Texas.
Speaker 4: They go, no, say it wrong, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: And I go, hey, I know how to speak Spanish.
Speaker 4: I'm from Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm Mario is yellow, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I'm Mario?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, you don't want to call Texans. That's the last
Speaker 2: thing you want to do. They carry there.
Speaker 1: Say you're wrong, city boy.
Speaker 2: You know what, It evens out because I understand the
Speaker 2: Jay and the y situation. But a lot of Hispanic
Speaker 2: people say Yankees when it's clearly a why I understand why.
Speaker 2: You know, they pronounce it the way they read it,
Speaker 2: but you know it's Yankees, and yet they say yanky.
Speaker 2: So I think you're okay with you mispronouncing I'm Mario
Speaker 2: or or properly pronouncing it. I just wouldn't do it
Speaker 2: out loud in Texas, right, I think if you want to,
Speaker 2: you know, even Nueva York to a New Yorker who
Speaker 2: isn't doesn't speak Spanish, like, whoa, what is this Nueve
Speaker 2: No No New York.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, don't won't I get tagged for
Speaker 3: trying too hard? Like what are you trying to do here?
Speaker 3: You're trying trying to You're trying to like pretend you're me.
Speaker 3: You know, if I lean into it too much or
Speaker 3: you know, should I just say it the way I'm
Speaker 3: going to say it? And it's like, okay, well he's
Speaker 3: a gringo, he doesn't know any better, and they just
Speaker 3: write it off.
Speaker 2: I'd rather that. I mean, I'd rather go.
Speaker 4: That route because I have had the upbringing. I can't
Speaker 4: be quote unquote that gringo. You know, what I mean, Like,
Speaker 4: I can't be the gringo who on only Tuesdays is
Speaker 4: when I eat tacos and there the shells are out
Speaker 4: of a package that's made by AI and I and
Speaker 4: I put the taco shells in the metal stand. I
Speaker 4: can't be that gringo. I have to you know.
Speaker 2: What you thought? You're you're a quarter authentic, you know,
Speaker 2: so right, you're allowed. What do you thought on Sinco
Speaker 2: de Mayo?
Speaker 1: Sinco de Mayo is is? You know?
Speaker 4: If I ask my stepdad about Sinco de Mayo, he says,
Speaker 4: that's an American holiday.
Speaker 1: We don't celebrate that here exactly.
Speaker 4: You know, it's like a beer company holiday that was
Speaker 4: created to sell beer.
Speaker 2: Of course, right, it's like Hallmark holidays. It's why don't
Speaker 2: celebrate Valentine's Day because it's it's made up? Well, okay,
Speaker 2: that sounded good, But I do because I'm married and
Speaker 2: I have kids and they're all girls, and I do celebrate.
Speaker 3: I want to hear more about the special and how
Speaker 3: it came to be and why you know is this
Speaker 3: is this is going to be a watershed moment for you.
Speaker 4: Right, definitely, Like I you know, as any performer does,
Speaker 4: we ask ourselves when am I going to make it? Like,
Speaker 4: that's the question, you asked yourself, when am I going
Speaker 4: to make it? And then I realized what that actually meant.
Speaker 4: I rephrased the question in my head. I go, oh,
Speaker 4: the answer is actually in the question. I have to
Speaker 4: make physically make something that will put that situation in
Speaker 4: front of me.
Speaker 1: Right. So that's what I did.
Speaker 4: I you know, they they called the labor of love
Speaker 4: and I must love debt because if this doesn't take off,
Speaker 4: you know, I am gonna, you know, not have a house.
Speaker 2: Uh So I took money out of my house and
Speaker 2: this is on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I pay for the whole thing. It is. It
Speaker 1: looks expensive and it is I know firsthand.
Speaker 2: No reward. Say well, I'll tell you what. Since you're
Speaker 2: the performer, Eric, why don't you get the writer, director,
Speaker 2: producer and the multimedia people to chip in with you.
Speaker 1: I'm all those people.
Speaker 2: Oh oh man, Wow, you did everything I did.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't want to take credit from my
Speaker 4: amazing crew, but I had an amazing crew.
Speaker 1: But I'm my hand is in pretty.
Speaker 4: Much everything that I edited it, I co directed it,
Speaker 4: I produced it like very hands on.
Speaker 3: Yeh.
Speaker 1: I funded it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I had a great crew because I had
Speaker 4: a great cinematographer.
Speaker 1: I had a great you know team.
Speaker 2: What other kinds of topics do you cover?
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, we got the ethnic stuff in
Speaker 3: there and the culture stuff, but what other types of
Speaker 3: things do you know, in life are you do you tackle?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Relationships. I'm with my my girlfriend and we're not you know,
Speaker 4: we're not married. This is not actually in the special
Speaker 4: we're not married. But we've been together for fifteen years
Speaker 4: and people have been asking you, like after this specialty,
Speaker 4: like why don't you get married?
Speaker 1: You've been together fifteen years? And this is my question.
Speaker 1: This is a Mike drop answer.
Speaker 4: Ready, this is why I don't get married because I
Speaker 4: want to stay together.
Speaker 2: Boom boom. I'm with you. I'm with you on this.
Speaker 2: We had to say, hold on, Eric, I want to
Speaker 2: ask you a question. Well, let me ask scary a question,
Speaker 2: scary How long have you been with your girl married?
Speaker 2: Is he gonna out scary me?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I think so, how long scary have you been with
Speaker 2: your girl? Fourteen years? Fourteen years?
Speaker 1: But I can't outscare you. I gotta be honest.
Speaker 4: Two of those years we did break up, so it
Speaker 4: hasn't been fifteen cut consistently.
Speaker 2: They only see each other on the weekends, so therefore
Speaker 2: be Mike drop.
Speaker 4: You know it, Scary, and do you back me up
Speaker 4: on this? Who are the people that tell you not
Speaker 4: to get married the most? Who are the people.
Speaker 3: The people that are married exactly the exactly they all
Speaker 3: say it. They're like, don't do it, don't do it.
Speaker 3: Keep it the way it is. You guys are doing fine.
Speaker 3: Absence makes the heart grow fonder. I'm the last.
Speaker 2: Was it last week's episode? Scary? Was it two seventy seven? Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe two seventy six. Scary said on the radio and
Speaker 2: then repeat it on our podcast that he feels so
Speaker 2: many people tell him he looks youthful and young and
Speaker 2: still has most of his hair because he never well,
Speaker 2: I don't know how that works for you are yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's because he never got married, never had the
Speaker 2: stress of kids, never had the stress of you know,
Speaker 2: sharing money, or the stress of like living together. Very little, very.
Speaker 3: Little anxiety in my life. It's it's all status quo.
Speaker 3: And that's how.
Speaker 2: I get I never get sick. He never got covid
Speaker 2: is and and he eats like shit. But he's the
Speaker 2: healthiest person I know. And he says it's because he
Speaker 2: didn't get married. He loves his girlfriend, but he's heard
Speaker 2: the advice and he's he's better off.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, the crazy thing is scary you.
Speaker 4: You could be one of the people that could be
Speaker 4: okay on their own because I heard that you tried
Speaker 4: to s your own d oh god.
Speaker 3: When I was a kid, I tried that. I didn't
Speaker 3: try it recently. What do you think about And by
Speaker 3: the way, who's spreading these rumors? Will you listen to
Speaker 3: my podcast?
Speaker 1: Well, the only person I know from your show is
Speaker 1: also on the show with us, right.
Speaker 2: That's right, Dad, and he listened to the podcast. Now,
Speaker 2: speaking of of knowing our podcast, we're going to take
Speaker 2: a break here real quick. Yes we are.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: When we come back, what we'll talk a little bit
Speaker 2: more about Eric special will tell you where to find it,
Speaker 2: where to find Eric, And then I believe Eric, you
Speaker 2: have a present for us, which he's going to an
Speaker 2: audio present which you'll unfail. As soon as we come
Speaker 2: back after this break, I love gift.
Speaker 1: The Glyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: We will be right back.
Speaker 1: Okay, got nine five left in my in my zoom.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's perfect, that's right, we're doing We're doing cheap
Speaker 2: zoom today. For those of you that want to see
Speaker 2: this video, you'll be able to see some of it,
Speaker 2: at least clips of it on Eric's social media. He's
Speaker 2: been kind enough to offer to chop it up and
Speaker 2: post it up. And since this is a bonus episode,
Speaker 2: we don't normally do video, but you will see some video.
Speaker 2: I did want to talk to you about some of
Speaker 2: those countries you mentioned. I know that you toured with
Speaker 2: Joe Coy, who is a brilliant comedian. How does Joe
Speaker 2: Coy reach out to you, uh and say I want
Speaker 2: you to score the world with me as my opener?
Speaker 2: How does that happened?
Speaker 4: I've known him since I'm gonna say like two thousand
Speaker 4: and three. We both used to be like comedians trying
Speaker 4: to get on at the Laugh Factory, so we kind
Speaker 4: of came up together. We live in the same part
Speaker 4: of La called Studio City, and I kept running into
Speaker 4: him and running into him, and then finally he had
Speaker 4: me on his podcast, and then we just kept in touch.
Speaker 4: And then one day I was doing a show at
Speaker 4: the Brea Improvin there was a mural of this guy
Speaker 4: on the side of the building, and then there's a
Speaker 4: mural of him inside and I text him I go
Speaker 4: with the picture. I go look at this. This is amazing.
Speaker 4: It's crazy. He goes, hey, man, oh thank you. He goes, hey,
Speaker 4: I'm at Irvine this weekend. Come down and do do
Speaker 4: want a spot tomorrow? So I go down and I
Speaker 4: do a spot with him. I love his audience. I'm like,
Speaker 4: if you ever need me to go do anything with you,
Speaker 4: I'm down because I I'm headlining my own shows for
Speaker 4: years at this point, so I maybe we never even
Speaker 4: thought of, like, hey, I could do some shows for you,
Speaker 4: but at this moment, I go, dude, I would love
Speaker 4: to to do anything with you. So he kept calling me,
Speaker 4: and I just turned into We went on tour for
Speaker 4: about nine months and we went to six countries and
Speaker 4: got to play some huge I got to play the
Speaker 4: Forum in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: I got to play that's awesome, the NJ Pack, which
Speaker 1: is close to you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ye wow.
Speaker 1: Base Center in UH in San Francisco.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. Now you also wanted was it you went
Speaker 2: to Dubai with him?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we went to the countries played the Coca Cola arena.
Speaker 2: And I have the Coca Cola arena.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, our culture has spread everywhere.
Speaker 4: That is man Dubai is like you go to Dubai
Speaker 4: and you definitely feel poor, Like yeah, like it is
Speaker 4: the most sophisticated, it's modern.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would love it.
Speaker 2: I would love it. Yeah, that's where I was going
Speaker 2: with that.
Speaker 1: I can't, you would love it.
Speaker 4: I'll say brands we stayed at, Like what's that name
Speaker 4: brand with the It's like you're to know this, Scary,
Speaker 4: I'm making a shape. It's like the pattern of the
Speaker 4: logo is like this. Okay, It's like it's like C
Speaker 4: in reverse C or is it like child?
Speaker 1: It's like a child? Uh not?
Speaker 2: Is it like a chain?
Speaker 4: We stayed it it was like a Chanell hotel or
Speaker 4: something like. Really it was like woah, but it wasn't Chanelle.
Speaker 4: It was another one.
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm so nuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Scary would have had it all over Instagram and
Speaker 2: everybody would have seen it. It's probably it's probably even
Speaker 2: too boogie for me.
Speaker 1: But it's like Fendi or like the I like Chanel
Speaker 1: hotel that has a ring to it.
Speaker 2: It does the Middle Eastern countries where obviously Coca cola,
Speaker 2: there's some americanisms there, but obviously the culture is very different.
Speaker 2: Do you have to do you worry about telling a
Speaker 2: joke that might pertain to the way we interact with
Speaker 2: women or we interact with cultural or religion. Is it
Speaker 2: you second guess your material a lot or you just
Speaker 2: go fuck it. I'm going up and I'm doing my
Speaker 2: regular la ship.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: It was isn't too much of a like restriction, but
Speaker 4: they did tell us, don't talk about the government, don't
Speaker 4: talk about like our religion, and yeah, and so I
Speaker 4: didn't like, I wasn't gonna do that anyway.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, did you hear that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that also means, uh, we're almost we're almost out
Speaker 3: of time, but I know that you have some stuff
Speaker 3: for us that you want to share, so we get.
Speaker 2: The important stuff out before we played that. We play
Speaker 2: the song. Uh, yeah, what do they find this what
Speaker 2: we wanted? On the twenty fourth YouTube at Eric Schwartz
Speaker 2: is your account, that's YouTube Eric Schwartz. Yeah, E R
Speaker 2: I C S C H W A R t Z.
Speaker 2: You can also follow him same exactly. It's uh, it's
Speaker 2: different on Instagram.
Speaker 1: It's E e.
Speaker 2: Eric Schwartz three e's three well e e Eric?
Speaker 1: I pronounced it Eric Schwartz. But Eric.
Speaker 2: And uh, anything else you want to plug. You're gonna
Speaker 2: be on tour at some point, touring America.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all your.
Speaker 2: Tour dates will be on your web site.
Speaker 1: Eric Schwartz live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tom, all right, big moment. Now, I don't know
Speaker 2: what this is. I'm excited. That's a surprise, hear it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: whatever it is you did?
Speaker 4: All right? I made you guys a song, oh boy,
Speaker 4: because you know that's not Brody and I know each other.
Speaker 1: We're song guys. And so I'm gonna share my screen here.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm sharing screen.
Speaker 3: Wait from Brody and Scary Al Guys World premiere, Entire
Speaker 3: World premiere.
Speaker 1: It's the Brooklyn Boys names on there, Schwartsts.
Speaker 4: Light up your grill, be about to representing the third
Speaker 4: release since birth. Never come curry about whose name goes first.
Speaker 4: It's Brody. My most neurotic called me, complain it so
Speaker 4: much to call Larry David Brody. Why you make things
Speaker 4: so damn hard trying to get tips with the gift cards? Scary?
Speaker 2: You don't know who I am.
Speaker 4: I don't know everything you meet because I follow your Instagram.
Speaker 4: We're in the latest brands Trust to a Tea and
Speaker 4: I don't know many people try to sk their own
Speaker 4: t yo.
Speaker 1: The two kinds are wrong.
Speaker 4: That means you kind of weird and it ain't that
Speaker 4: long scary, scary freak. Brody, forget the steak dinner. You
Speaker 4: can't trust his meat. Just how we doing.
Speaker 2: That's fantastic. I love it. Thank you so much. I'm honored.
Speaker 1: I'm honored to make that for you guys.
Speaker 4: I thought I had to cook it raw with the
Speaker 4: Brooklyn boys and roast you guys a little bit.
Speaker 2: That's phenomenal. I love that, tremendous. We will get a
Speaker 2: lot of use out of that. Not to worry, Yes
Speaker 2: we will, and we will promote that you did it
Speaker 2: every time we play it.
Speaker 3: You're a good man, Eric Schwartz, and you made a
Speaker 3: new fan here today because before today I never heard
Speaker 3: of you. And that's just me living in my Brooklyn bubble. Okay,
Speaker 3: but no, but Brody, but Brody, did.
Speaker 1: I love that? That means I made progress?
Speaker 3: Of course, you go, yeah, no, But I mean that
Speaker 3: in the most sincerest of ways.
Speaker 2: Brodie and the special Delivery It will be out as
Speaker 2: of November twenty fourth. If you heard this podcast after
Speaker 2: November fourth, twenty twenty three, it's out. What are you
Speaker 2: waiting for? Yes, Yes, go learn what makes this man tick.
Speaker 2: It will shock you, surprise you, and you may even
Speaker 2: break a chair. You'll figure out what that means when
Speaker 2: you watch it. That's delivery on YouTube slash Eric Schwartz. Eric,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. Congrats to you. Look forward to
Speaker 2: the twenty years of friendship. I'm very proud of you.
Speaker 2: And remember Joe Cooy asked you on because you were
Speaker 2: on his podcast, and you know since two thousand and three,
Speaker 2: I know you since two thousand and three, you've been
Speaker 2: on my podcast. When you get that sitcom, I want
Speaker 2: to be the wacky neighbor, that's all I'm asking.
Speaker 1: You're in, You're in, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2: So it's on the record now.
Speaker 3: Thanks for joining us on this Brooklyn Boys bonus episode
Speaker 3: with Eric Schwartz. Boys Back Boys, Rock Rock,