1
00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:06,800
Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession I can't take back arms.

2
00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:13,119
Speaker 2: Mouse speaker text to seven eight five nine two says

3
00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:16,480
Speaker 2: For the past year, I've been collecting my boyfriend's belly

4
00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:17,239
Speaker 2: button fluff.

5
00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:19,720
Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure.

6
00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,439
Speaker 2: How it started or what to do with it all,

7
00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,800
Speaker 2: but the little jar I have is getting pretty bit jo.

8
00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,440
Speaker 1: I literally have like a belly button phobia or something.

9
00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,480
Speaker 3: I hate belly buttons.

10
00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:32,640
Speaker 1: Okay, well I hate him.

11
00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,639
Speaker 2: Listen if you're looking for suggestions, maybe knitted into a

12
00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:39,720
Speaker 2: beam for him, or some dining room place mats, perhaps

13
00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:44,000
Speaker 2: what there's no wrong answers or bad secrets when you're

14
00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,240
Speaker 2: here on the mass speaker.

15
00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,199
Speaker 3: Moving your belly button not part of plastic surgery.

16
00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:52,520
Speaker 2: It's move on this segment. We will keep you anonymous,

17
00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,360
Speaker 2: no matter how weird your life is. And we've got

18
00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:57,200
Speaker 2: a guy on the phone ready to come clean today.

19
00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:00,560
Speaker 2: He's chosen Martin as his fake identity, so and welcome

20
00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,240
Speaker 2: to the show man.

21
00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,280
Speaker 3: He's scared too, he's speechless. He doesn't want to be

22
00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:06,080
Speaker 3: here after that.

23
00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Martin, are you there?

24
00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:13,559
Speaker 3: Hello? To get around to my own belly button for.

25
00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,760
Speaker 4: A second, I had to take a moment with the

26
00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:17,280
Speaker 4: belly button.

27
00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:21,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, don't believe realizing your girlfriend doesn't love you

28
00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,320
Speaker 2: as much as you thought she did. But the voice

29
00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,920
Speaker 2: changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,

30
00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:26,959
Speaker 2: let's hear your confession.

31
00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:33,240
Speaker 4: Okay, so not something that I'm necessarily proud to admit.

32
00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:35,959
Speaker 3: Those are the best kind, you know.

33
00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,000
Speaker 4: Years ago, back to my younger days, I used to

34
00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,319
Speaker 4: be unfaithful a bunch of my girlfriends.

35
00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of those people. Shall we hang up on

36
00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,360
Speaker 1: him brooke a story?

37
00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,720
Speaker 3: No, obviously he regrets hurting people in the process of that.

38
00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,440
Speaker 3: He was being selfish as some do.

39
00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:57,440
Speaker 4: I'm most certainly lost, and I think this is the

40
00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:01,880
Speaker 4: moment that I voted. Okay, I want to commanding to

41
00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,320
Speaker 4: tests because it's the craziest way I ever got caught.

42
00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:06,480
Speaker 4: I did get cut multiple times, but this was like

43
00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:07,440
Speaker 4: rock bottom.

44
00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:12,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, because cheaters don't really care that they get caught.

45
00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,519
Speaker 2: No, they did a minimal amount of listen to a

46
00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,840
Speaker 2: We have a segment on our show where people say

47
00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:22,000
Speaker 2: how they caught their significant other cheating on them. We

48
00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,720
Speaker 2: don't usually get the cheaters being like, here's how I

49
00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:25,320
Speaker 2: got caught.

50
00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,600
Speaker 1: I'm interested what happened.

51
00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,360
Speaker 4: I'll tell you. I started with a knock at my

52
00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,480
Speaker 4: door in a Miami hotel room.

53
00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:35,480
Speaker 3: Oh oh, okay, so you're in a Miami hotel room.

54
00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,120
Speaker 3: I'm guessing there's another woman that's not your girlfriend with you.

55
00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:45,200
Speaker 4: That would be correct, Okay, okay, my girlfriend my main girlfriend,

56
00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:45,640
Speaker 4: I guess.

57
00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:47,480
Speaker 1: Okay.

58
00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:51,080
Speaker 4: I was in North Carolina for business because that is

59
00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,800
Speaker 4: what I had told her I would be doing.

60
00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,200
Speaker 1: She believed you.

61
00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I went golfing in Miami instead of with smirt

62
00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:02,760
Speaker 4: friends and didn't tell her bout the other you know, yeah, we're.

63
00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,440
Speaker 1: Friends in that girl you talked about.

64
00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,480
Speaker 2: Remember, well, you don't need to tell your significant other

65
00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:08,000
Speaker 2: everything that you're doing.

66
00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,320
Speaker 1: Some mystery needs to exist, right.

67
00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:11,799
Speaker 3: Book, How did she find you?

68
00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,120
Speaker 4: So? Day one? To help cover my bases, you know,

69
00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,360
Speaker 4: I posted a photo on my Instagram of me and

70
00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,840
Speaker 4: my work buddy's all standing outside some random building just

71
00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:24,080
Speaker 4: like this is North Carolina, so it was just regular

72
00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,040
Speaker 4: office building side. I figured, like, who would know next

73
00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,000
Speaker 4: to us in that photo? Something I didn't realize is

74
00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:33,399
Speaker 4: one of those like I think they're like electrical boxes.

75
00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,520
Speaker 4: You'll see them next to like buildings, like a meter. No,

76
00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,600
Speaker 4: just a big unmarked metal things.

77
00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, we used to have them buy my house

78
00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,520
Speaker 2: as a kid. I used to sit on it, and

79
00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,520
Speaker 2: I think it explains a lot electricity has gone through me.

80
00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:47,960
Speaker 1: You were chewing on the wires.

81
00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've also said on them. I were you ware

82
00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:54,040
Speaker 4: that they have unique numbers, each and every one of them?

83
00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:57,800
Speaker 3: Did you know that they know? I can picture the

84
00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:58,960
Speaker 3: numbers stenciled on the.

85
00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,480
Speaker 4: Kind of it's like it's like a bin number on

86
00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,040
Speaker 4: a car, Like it's a specific that's where it is,

87
00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,680
Speaker 4: geo tag or whatever.

88
00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:07,840
Speaker 2: Believe it or not, we don't go around reading the

89
00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,640
Speaker 2: numbers on electric boxes.

90
00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,960
Speaker 4: All you will have to do. I'll tell you that.

91
00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:18,960
Speaker 5: Really why my girlfriend did some sleuthen and searched for

92
00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,760
Speaker 5: that specific number, like zoom in on the photo, found

93
00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:24,240
Speaker 5: the number, and then she figured out I was not

94
00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,880
Speaker 5: in North Carolina, and she figured out I was in Florida.

95
00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,240
Speaker 3: And it's good for her.

96
00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, tell me or text me.

97
00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,440
Speaker 5: She flew out.

98
00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:35,200
Speaker 3: She flew out. Alexis is a plotting that is an incredible,

99
00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:36,919
Speaker 3: very impressive.

100
00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:39,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's detective words. So she could tell from the

101
00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,920
Speaker 1: numbers on the box where you were.

102
00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,960
Speaker 4: I want to be mad, but she was right. Yeah,

103
00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,360
Speaker 4: and I lied, And honestly, I'm kind of impressed because

104
00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:48,920
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have.

105
00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,200
Speaker 3: Said the door there.

106
00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,920
Speaker 1: I can't believe you me. I'm impressed.

107
00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:59,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, she found the hotel and she found my room.

108
00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,200
Speaker 1: How everything? How did she find the hotel?

109
00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:02,560
Speaker 4: Yeah?

110
00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,520
Speaker 3: Well, may you find anything they want if they put

111
00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:08,000
Speaker 3: their mind to i'mius. How why spend all the money?

112
00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,279
Speaker 3: You know he's cheating, Like, girl, take yourself on a

113
00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:10,880
Speaker 3: better vacation.

114
00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,560
Speaker 4: I was thinking that, how would you guys find me

115
00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,520
Speaker 4: in a hotel? Do you just call hotels?

116
00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:16,200
Speaker 5: So what's the move?

117
00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,120
Speaker 4: How did she find me?

118
00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:20,680
Speaker 1: Idea? How do you find a hotel? Probably stock your

119
00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:24,360
Speaker 1: friends and stuff. Yeah, that's true.

120
00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,679
Speaker 2: One of your buddies may have like tagged themselves somewhere

121
00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:27,200
Speaker 2: in Miami.

122
00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:32,919
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe, but they wouldn't have like tagged the hotel. Im.

123
00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:33,720
Speaker 4: I don't know that.

124
00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:37,280
Speaker 2: So she shows up to your hotel room, knocks on

125
00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:40,640
Speaker 2: the door, and opens it, and what happens.

126
00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:45,960
Speaker 4: You know, from the curtain unveil there's the everything that's

127
00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,039
Speaker 4: actually going on, and so good to see you and

128
00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:48,800
Speaker 4: what are you doing here?

129
00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:52,640
Speaker 1: And there was another girl you said with you?

130
00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had and told her about the first girl either,

131
00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:55,359
Speaker 4: you know.

132
00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she's confused as well.

133
00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,120
Speaker 3: I'm guessing you got dumped by both of them at

134
00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:00,640
Speaker 3: the same time.

135
00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:01,280
Speaker 1: Hopefully.

136
00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:02,159
Speaker 5: Yeah, we didn't.

137
00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:07,200
Speaker 4: We didn't hang out after that. Yeah, no more hangouts.

138
00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:10,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Miami, man, that's incredible.

139
00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,640
Speaker 3: Did she pursue a career as a private investigator?

140
00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,599
Speaker 4: You'll have to tell me. She has blocked me on.

141
00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:16,880
Speaker 1: All of this.

142
00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,440
Speaker 2: But Alexis, there's a way to get around blocked people, right,

143
00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:21,160
Speaker 2: how do you find them?

144
00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:25,080
Speaker 1: Then gott to help him. I'm not her teeth should be.

145
00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,000
Speaker 2: But you said, from this moment is when you learned

146
00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,520
Speaker 2: your lesson. You saw the light and you never cheated again.

147
00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:37,960
Speaker 4: It took a little smoothing over, but yeah, no, this

148
00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,560
Speaker 4: was the beginning of the churning over.

149
00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:43,160
Speaker 3: Okay, it's big, the turnover.

150
00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:43,800
Speaker 4: It takes a while.

151
00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:48,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he doesn't take photos near any electrical boxes anymore.

152
00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,239
Speaker 4: Dude, I just don't take photos.

153
00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,960
Speaker 2: At least you'll learn something text in seven eight five

154
00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,840
Speaker 2: nine too. If you have a confession you've been holding

155
00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:58,120
Speaker 2: on to, we can hide your identity, mask your voice,

156
00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,600
Speaker 2: and make you our next mass speaker.

157
00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,000
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning