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Speaker 1: The Nikki Guyser Podcast. Here Nikki, Hello, here I am.

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Speaker 1: It's the Niki Layser Podcast. Welcome to the show. It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: I'm still in Los Angeles, California. It's actually Monday, still here.

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Speaker 1: We had to do too because I have a busy, busy,

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Speaker 1: busy Tuesday and couldn't fit it in um tomorrow, can

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Speaker 1: you talk about it? So Tuesday, I'm doing Conan's podcast,

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Speaker 1: Uh Conan O'Brian needs a Friend, which is my second

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Speaker 1: appearance on the show. I love that show so much.

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Speaker 1: I am so excited to be on it again. I've

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Speaker 1: you know, I did the show a few years ago

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Speaker 1: when it first came out, and now it's turned into

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Speaker 1: one of my favorite podcasts and I listened to it

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Speaker 1: all the time, and so it's like very intimidating to

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Speaker 1: go on this time. For some reason, I really want

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Speaker 1: to do a good job. I really want to be funny,

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Speaker 1: but I also want to like just laugh a lot

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Speaker 1: and be present. So that's my goal is to try to,

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Speaker 1: like Yes, So I'll be in studio with Conan tomorrow

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Speaker 1: and it's just gonna be so exciting to like be

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Speaker 1: sitting down with Conan Agun even though I sat with

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Speaker 1: him a lot, He's just still the funniest and I'm

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Speaker 1: just become such a fan of the podcast in the

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Speaker 1: time since I last saw him or was, you know,

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Speaker 1: associated with the show, that it just feels different this time,

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Speaker 1: and I really want to be good about like I

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Speaker 1: feel sometimes when I'm on his show, I don't, I

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Speaker 1: don't have as much like I don't. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: be funny so hard that I don't listen to him

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Speaker 1: be funny, and I can't be present because I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to keep up on my end, and I think

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Speaker 1: this time, I just want to be really in the moment,

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Speaker 1: just like laugh a lot, which is what I did

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Speaker 1: on Theo's podcast the other day. Like I leaned more

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Speaker 1: into not like pushing along conversation and just maybe like

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Speaker 1: listening more and just like laughing and having a good

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Speaker 1: time and being more like relaxed and present. But it's

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Speaker 1: hard because you, for some reason, more so than a host,

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Speaker 1: as a guest, I feel more of a pressure to

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Speaker 1: keep the conversation going because I guess I don't. I

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Speaker 1: just don't want to ever have dead air or make

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Speaker 1: the host feel like again it's back to what I

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Speaker 1: said yesterday, Everything is my fault. So like if the

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Speaker 1: audience is a bad audience, it's like it's probably something

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Speaker 1: I'm doing, and I want to take the brunt of

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Speaker 1: the I feel like I'm just a control freak. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm going in tomorrow. Just just really have fun,

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Speaker 1: because that's the best podcast is when people are just

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Speaker 1: having a really good time and you aren't nervous. But

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Speaker 1: it's really hard for me to not get nervous sometimes

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Speaker 1: when it's stuff like this. Yeah, I mean, I think

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Speaker 1: the idea of like dead Air for like we listened

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Speaker 1: to you know, you listen to like Sam Harris and

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Speaker 1: we've talked about it before and the rhythm, but this

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Speaker 1: isn't a comedy podcast. It's comedy fast sure cracking me

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Speaker 1: up the other day, Old Sammy Boy. I've been listening

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Speaker 1: to him more. He really calms me that voice. Do

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Speaker 1: you ever find that just well, I only listened to

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Speaker 1: because I'm lazy and I don't realize that I should

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Speaker 1: just do that. But no, just all the latest ones,

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Speaker 1: I don't know any take that any hot button issue,

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Speaker 1: I kind of wait to hear him and then I go, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I kind of agree with that. That's a way too.

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Speaker 1: I know. I'm like before, I'm like, can you give

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Speaker 1: it a week and a half and then Sam will

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Speaker 1: come out and then I can tell you how informed

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Speaker 1: I am. Yes, yes, I feel like he gives me

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Speaker 1: a place to start from of like this guy is

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Speaker 1: going to speak from an I feel like a highly

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Speaker 1: empathetic spot and obviously an intellectual place, and then from

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Speaker 1: there I can kind form my own opinion. But yes,

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Speaker 1: I am like I wait for his opinion as well

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Speaker 1: on things. Um, but yeah, I just uh, I just

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Speaker 1: don't you know how I feel about this In terms

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Speaker 1: of even in stand up comedy, I hate pauses, I

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Speaker 1: hate silences. I love a well placed silence for the

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Speaker 1: sake of a joke, But I do not like people

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Speaker 1: so chill when you're on stage and performing, or you

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Speaker 1: have a microphone in front of you, why are you

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Speaker 1: acting like you're like about to get a massage. Like

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Speaker 1: I understand like being relaxed in what you're doing, but

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Speaker 1: heightened um steaks to what you're doing. Like I think

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Speaker 1: that a lot of times comfort is performative on stage

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Speaker 1: and I can see right through it. And and that's

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Speaker 1: and I will admit that I do not if I'm

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Speaker 1: and I'm depressed. Like if if I'm like leaning against

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Speaker 1: micros saying like oh so what else that is not

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Speaker 1: that is not me like truly being comfortable. That's me

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Speaker 1: being depressed and like not caring. Um. And there's a

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Speaker 1: difference like I just I hate I hate that, Like yeah,

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Speaker 1: anything that is not entertaining or not moving the needle

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Speaker 1: forward in terms of like, um, yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: If if I do anything that's self serving on stage

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Speaker 1: as opposed to like trying to make people laugh, trying

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Speaker 1: So I don't take risks in that way. But um,

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Speaker 1: that's just how I feel about things. I saw Dana

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Speaker 1: Carvey last night. I went to the Improv last night

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Speaker 1: with I went to dinner with Spade and then we

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Speaker 1: dinner and then we went to, uh, the Improv, and

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Speaker 1: and Dana is co hosting guest hosting Jimmy Kimmel this week.

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Speaker 1: So he was like working on bits for the monologue

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Speaker 1: Biden impression that was so fucking funny, and he kept

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Speaker 1: saying doing Joe Biden, being like and yeah, we're gonna,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do it, and it's gonna be Pirates of

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Speaker 1: the Caravan. He just kept taking Pirates and I don't

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Speaker 1: but um, that was really fun. I saw Taylor Tomlinson

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Speaker 1: last night. She was fucking hilarious. Uh, Spade was obviously

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Speaker 1: crazy good. Um I didn't go up, which was like,

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Speaker 1: just like, oh, I didn't even occur to me, like

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Speaker 1: like a new step in my career of like not

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Speaker 1: I just got to watch Taylor kill, I got to

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Speaker 1: watch Danna kill, I got to watch Spade kill. And

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Speaker 1: then I was like, I'm ready to go to do

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Speaker 1: was like I just I don't need to be working tonight.

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Speaker 1: I me and Lizzie Cooperman died the Witches wrapped from

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Speaker 1: It's one of those yeah, green greens and nothing but greens, parsley, peppers,

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Speaker 1: caught him in the autumn in my garden one night.

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Speaker 1: He was robbing me, raping me, rooting through my rootter bag,

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Speaker 1: have the rampy and I was not step for return.

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Speaker 1: In return, however, I said, fair is fair. You should

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Speaker 1: let me have the baby that's your wife will bear

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Speaker 1: and we'll call it square. So me and Lizzie are

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Speaker 1: Craig Robinson was there, you know the office Craig. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was like five of us. And then Craig Robinson

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Speaker 1: and then laughed like it was. It was so fun.

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Speaker 1: It was so random. I hate to say it was random,

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Speaker 1: but it really was. Um it was. And yeah, speaking

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Speaker 1: of random quick, yeah, sorry, Nick, because you just reminded

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Speaker 1: me with Lizzie. So I was just like on YouTube

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Speaker 1: the other day and he put out all these bonus

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Speaker 1: clips of Welcome Home, Nicki Glazer. Yes, it's speaking of pirates.

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Speaker 1: You're there's like a Lizzie with an eye batch, yes,

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Speaker 1: and and and a little watch these extra clips. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So he is doing such a good job of like

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Speaker 1: taking all the stuff that they shot that didn't make

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Speaker 1: the show and they're putting them up on their YouTube.

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Speaker 1: So go check out all these extras from the show.

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Speaker 1: It's about I just don't want you to be in

427
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,480
Speaker 1: jail and have to, like, you know, you know, be

428
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,800
Speaker 1: in debt to lawyers because you gotta go to fucking

429
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,520
Speaker 1: work because you stole back and try that. All right,

430
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:06,840
Speaker 1: let's take a break and come back, and every rose

431
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:18,280
Speaker 1: is all right, We're back. Um, what do you like better?

432
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 1: Soliloquy or monologue? Soliloquy? I feel like soliloquy is Shakespearean

433
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,720
Speaker 1: and monologue I mean, I guess there's the same thing.

434
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:31,760
Speaker 1: There must be a difference. Oh my god, Lizzie and

435
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 1: I discussed or Lizzie, I will say, discovered a new

436
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:38,720
Speaker 1: Mandela effect. Do you know the Mandela effect? It's where

437
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,560
Speaker 1: you think something and we talked about that way. Okay,

438
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 1: so if you don't know, everyone, just google it and

439
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,879
Speaker 1: look it up and then come back to this, but

440
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,159
Speaker 1: I won't waste your time at leaning what it is

441
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 1: because I suspect you to know. But if you don't know,

442
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:54,359
Speaker 1: google it and then so, uh, what do you think

443
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:58,919
Speaker 1: the word fuck? What was the word? Um? What do

444
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 1: you think the word point it means? Mm hmm poignant?

445
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,400
Speaker 1: You would think it's like, um, now what do you think?

446
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,399
Speaker 1: Not you you with one would think what do you

447
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 1: think it is? What do I think poignant? Poignant? To me?

448
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 1: I feel like it is like, um, meaningful, like here's

449
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 1: the the truth, like poignant, like on topic, like this

450
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 1: is what this is what it is? Okay, what do

451
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 1: you think it means? Noah? Maybe like sharp? Yeah that's

452
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 1: kind of what yeah, like it's resonating more than something else,

453
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 1: like wow that got through? Yeah yeah, like I think

454
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:51,240
Speaker 1: like sharp, like very clear. No, this is a Mandela effect.

455
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 1: Everyone thinks says what point it means? Including myself? Poignant

456
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,879
Speaker 1: the I'm looking it up evoking a keen sense of

457
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:05,360
Speaker 1: sadness or regret? What what? What that is? What pointed means?

458
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,920
Speaker 1: It does mean that the whole time, the whole time,

459
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:15,880
Speaker 1: Daniel wait time out. Yes, yes, the poignant response means

460
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:21,119
Speaker 1: a sad response. It means it's evoking a keen sense

461
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:28,280
Speaker 1: of sadness or regret. Mm hmm, wild right. He was

462
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 1: very really through me. That point was, I don't know.

463
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:36,439
Speaker 1: I always feel like, yeah, I don't know. Nope, it

464
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 1: does not mean what we all think it means. And

465
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 1: it blew our fucking mind for a magnificent Oh that's

466
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 1: pretty nifty. Oh that's cool. That's a cool little like

467
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:53,119
Speaker 1: I learned that fact where you learn from one of

468
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,360
Speaker 1: those twitters, like I was thirty five years old when

469
00:23:55,359 --> 00:24:00,439
Speaker 1: I've learned nifty yes, yes, yeah, last for I was,

470
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 1: I was today years old. People say, yeah, I mean

471
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 1: there's words you know, several has been jumping out a

472
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 1: lot lately. Well, it's used so much and several times

473
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 1: it's it's used several thousand times a day. And I

474
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: understand we we've already talked about this extensively. You are

475
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,919
Speaker 1: one of people, see what your mindset was about it,

476
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 1: But it is so erroneous that no one actual I'm

477
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 1: you're sad about it, You're evoking sadness. Well you know

478
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 1: what that means, dude. I mean, I do know what's

479
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,880
Speaker 1: been going on in St. Louis. I mean, you know

480
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 1: this weekend was fun. Played golf yesterday with another couple.

481
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: That it's funny when you were you with your girlfriend. Yeah,

482
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: with Brenna and um a friend from her, you know,

483
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: her and her friend just Ram rode in a cart

484
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: behind us. Well, me and a new guy got together

485
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: and we both were like going on different dates like

486
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,880
Speaker 1: like like it was fun though, like he was really cool.

487
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: They were kind of like they were like bizarrow us.

488
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 1: She works with the other girl, so so the guy

489
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: is very there. They look very similar. They have similar personalities.

490
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 1: And then me and this guy, we could be the saint,

491
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 1: like we're all within these dinner with different with another couple.

492
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,159
Speaker 1: We gotta see pictures of these people. I want to

493
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 1: see what bizarro you looks like. So we had fun.

494
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, there were some white claws in

495
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 1: the carts and uh, you know, it was just it

496
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: was a silly time and it made me like, because

497
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 1: I love golf, I love my girlfriend. I want to

498
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: bring them together, but she hates golf. And so this

499
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: was a way I could get my man date. I

500
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 1: could get you know, I could be in another man's arms.

501
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: It worked out, Yeah, it worked out a lot. We

502
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 1: had a lot of fun and then I smoked weed

503
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: and I took one hit off this fucking electric pen.

504
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:27,959
Speaker 1: I was so fucking stone, like stupid stone, just like

505
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: not that I haven't been that stone from especially from

506
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 1: one hit. It was a big hit. But I did

507
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,439
Speaker 1: the pull with my shirt on, with my shirt on

508
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: when I took it, and no, no, that was I

509
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 1: had my shirt on before it. So I hit it

510
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 1: and literally Brenna smoked too, and we were just we

511
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 1: would just be in the house. It's funny when you're

512
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 1: both high and you're just we're eating random things. She's

513
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 1: in the bedroom, I'm on the couch and we're just

514
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: like always say to each other's like, I mean I'm high,

515
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: and then the other friends like I'm high too, and

516
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: then we just use like we're just like just like

517
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: three hours went by of nothing. That's the least favorite

518
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 1: person to get high with for me is the person

519
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: that keeps saying how high they are. I just can't

520
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: take it. It's like mushrooms with something like when people

521
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 1: do a new drug. I just like it's I know

522
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: it's not could, but there's something about it that's could

523
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: to me. I'm like constantly saying you're high. When you're high,

524
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: it's just like just be just be weird, which we were, yes,

525
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: but I understand, just like remember it like you forget

526
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,679
Speaker 1: you're high, so every couple of seconds you'll remember it

527
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: you are, and it strikes She was like, and it's

528
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: it's an excuse for whatever weird behavior doing it was

529
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: the first time, man, I'm high. Well it was funny

530
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: because if you're first time, what of you and Brenna

531
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:57,120
Speaker 1: being high together? Actually, yeah, in our relationship, first time

532
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 1: we've ever smoked weed together. And we were we were

533
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 1: stone at a point where everything was funny, like, everything

534
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 1: was silly like, and uh, they were going to say

535
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: goodbye to the other couple, and I mean Brenna were

536
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: in our bedroom and we couldn't walk out together without

537
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 1: laughing in the guy's face while saying goodbye. So it

538
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 1: felt like we were liked. And she stayed on the

539
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: floor in the closet like you guys were all back

540
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: at your apartment and you left them in the living

541
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 1: room like for a second to just change. And then

542
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: they were leaving and we went in the bedroom for

543
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: a second. If the couple's placed that I was at,

544
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 1: they went into the bedroom and just left us, I'd go, Yeah,

545
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: this is probably our cue to leave to. These two

546
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,239
Speaker 1: are giggling about us in the next room, saying how

547
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: high they are? Yeah, you mean having a killer time. Yeah,

548
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: it was funny, it was It was a fun day.

549
00:28:55,720 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: That's so fun. Yeah, it's a silly day, just golf.

550
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 1: The Worst Person in the World is a movie inside

551
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: from when you look in the mirror. No, have you

552
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: seen the movie The Worst Person in the World on

553
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: a delay too? Because it's just like it hits me

554
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 1: like five times. I'm sorry, that's such a fun have

555
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: you Obviously you haven't seen it, you guys. It's on Hulu.

556
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,239
Speaker 1: It is. Looking at it right now. It is the

557
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: best movie I have ever. No, you can't give me

558
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: the same joke. I knew you were going to do

559
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: that too. I knew there's gonna be some way that

560
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 1: you work it back in like it's novel poigne um.

561
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: So wait, so what is it? Good? Dude? It is?

562
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: First of all, the poster for it alone like just

563
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 1: sucks you in, like pull it up. No, I just

564
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 1: like look at the poster and tell me you don't

565
00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 1: think this is probably going to be your favorite movie ever. No,

566
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I love, I love. I thought that. As

567
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: soon as I saw the poster, I was like, oh

568
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: my god, I'm gonna love this movie so freaking much.

569
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: It's kind of like my poster for good clean filth.

570
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: I love my posters so much for good clean filth.

571
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 1: Like I've never seen anything I've done that I like more.

572
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: And I hope it gets people. I think that for

573
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: the first time, I have a poster that's going to

574
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: get people to watch the special, like the colors. The name,

575
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: like I realized now, like the name and and all

576
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: that stuff like matters so much, because I thought there's

577
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: no way this movie could live up to the poster,

578
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: because the poster is so good and just looks so

579
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: up my alley, like even calling a thing the worst

580
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: person in the world. It's a Norwegian film, and yes, yes,

581
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: that's what I think. And it says at the top

582
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: one of the quotes of one of the reviews says,

583
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: one of the best romantic films of recent times. I

584
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: couldn't agree more. It was written by a man. There

585
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: are tons of people saying, like, you know, there are

586
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: tons of reviews saying it's not that good. It's like

587
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: such a you know, it's from a man's perspective, She's

588
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: one dimensional. She's zero dimensional. I don't think I have

589
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: ever related to a on screen character more in my life,

590
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: and I'm almost while watching it. I was offended that

591
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 1: my friends who have seen it did not immediately write

592
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: me during it saying, Nikki, this is you. But I

593
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: also think that every woman who watches it feels this way,

594
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 1: feels like it is them, and so I don't think

595
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: anyone thought of thinking of me for it because every

596
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: woman is thinking like, this is so me, it's so good.

597
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: It is about a girl. Like if if I saw

598
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: a movie like Man with Small Dick, it smells like shit,

599
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: this movie is so you. Like the movie the title

600
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: of it, they have to like the worst person in

601
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: the world is right for them to say that it's

602
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 1: I wouldn't take that as first of all, it's so

603
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 1: because she the title is based off of like one

604
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 1: of the characters in it thinking the worst person in

605
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: the world because of something they do, and that is

606
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 1: my Like I think recently, I've been doing a lot

607
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: of work in therapy and like I just think I'm

608
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: constantly when people get mad at me. I was talking

609
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: about it before, like when people get mad at me

610
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: or try to shame me or get upset with me

611
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: and I've disappointed them, Like I just go to right too, Okay,

612
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 1: I'm the worst person in the world. Then fucking leave me,

613
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: don't be friends with me anymore, don't stop working with me.

614
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: Then I don't even want to work with you, Like

615
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: why are you working with someone that you hate so much?

616
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: Clearly because you just confronted me about this thing. Like

617
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 1: I go right to that. Like anything I do that

618
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: someone gets mad about, I'm like, well then I'm then

619
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: then obviously I'm a sociopath who only likes myself. If

620
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: you're mad at me for this and you think that

621
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: I purposely did this to hurt you, then fucking leave me.

622
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 1: Then don't be friends anymore. Let's like like get out

623
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 1: of my life. And I feel like that that really

624
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: resonate with me. But more than anything, this movie is

625
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: about a girl who like who cannot, who doesn't know

626
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: what she wants in life, and at one there's I'm

627
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: not giving anything away, but she's like deciding on her

628
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: like boyfriend really wants to have kids and she's like,

629
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: so do I, but like not now, And he's like okay,

630
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: so what needs to happen you're thirty? Like, what do

631
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 1: you want to do? What do you want to get?

632
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: What do you want to do before you have kids?

633
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: And she's like, I don't know? And that man that

634
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: was one of the reviews says like why doesn't she know? Why?

635
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: That that's how little this man understands women is that

636
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: he couldn't even find an answer for what she doesn't.

637
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: But I couldn't relate to anything more. I don't. I

638
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: don't want kids yet. I might want them someday, I don't.

639
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: I just am not ready for them yet. Why, Nikki,

640
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: what do you want to do? What haven't you done

641
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: yet that kids are holding you back from? I don't know.

642
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: I don't know why I want certain things and why

643
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: I don't? Sometimes I change my mind within five minutes

644
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: and I don't know why. And this girl constantly changes

645
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: her mind. One second she's totally into this one thing,

646
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: the next second she's into another thing. Then she changes

647
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: this career like she and I think there's something wrong

648
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: with me, Like I am so I change my mind

649
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: so quickly, but it's not because I'm like lying when

650
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: I say one thing and then the next day I

651
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: changed my mind the day before. I really did mean

652
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: that thing. I've just changed my mind, and I think

653
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: that some people can't understand people like me that do that,

654
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 1: and I just I'm not consistent, and I'm not choosing

655
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,439
Speaker 1: to not be consistent because I'm like, yeah, I want

656
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 1: to just lie to everyone. I really do feel one

657
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 1: way one day and not one way the next day.

658
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 1: Hourly it changes for me. An hour ago, I was

659
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: like so depressed. Right now not depressed, and have a

660
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: much better outlook on life, having much different opinions about things.

661
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: I don't understand why people can be how do people

662
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: stay so consistent? And I get I get people get

663
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: mad at me all the time because I change my

664
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 1: mind about things. I change my opinion about things. You know,

665
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: I could read an article today that makes me think

666
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 1: this movie is totally terrible and it will open my

667
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: eyes to a thing I didn't see before. It's not

668
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 1: like I it's not like I was lying when I

669
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: liked it. I just didn't see the truth. And then

670
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 1: something like people I think are not I'm up saying like,

671
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with changing my mind. It's

672
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: a little bit of the people pleaser in me that

673
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: maybe I just like kind of glom onto other people's ideas,

674
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: but I'm not doing it for some like nefarious purpose

675
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: of like I want this person to like me. It's like,

676
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: I just feel like sometimes people are so stuck in

677
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: their ways that they don't even I. I I like the

678
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: fact that I can change my mind about things. I

679
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: think that's a positive quality, but I feel like I

680
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: get punished for it more often than not. Of like,

681
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 1: I want to write a book. Okay, I started writing

682
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: a book, and I fucking hate this process. I don't

683
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 1: want to write a fucking book anymore. But you said

684
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 1: you wanted to. Yeah, but I changed my mind. I

685
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: don't know what so I have to not write a

686
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 1: book just because I said once before I wanted to

687
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: write a book. I you know, even becoming a stand

688
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: up comedian I show shows this career when I was

689
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: eighteen years old. That is a pretty much a child.

690
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: If I decide now that I don't want to do

691
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 1: it anymore, even though I'm great at it, that that

692
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,760
Speaker 1: should be allowed. That shouldn't be like what are you doing?

693
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 1: Like you're crazy? Like people should be able to change

694
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: their mind, even about romantic relationships, personal relationships, the way

695
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: they like to dress, the way they like to sing.

696
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 1: Like me and Aria didn't get into it the other day,

697
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: But the thing we really connected with about the other

698
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: day is that she's struggling Aria, who's transgendered of female,

699
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: transgendered woman. She is struggling that when she first learned

700
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,440
Speaker 1: to sing, she's a choired director. She was she was

701
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: identified as a gay man, and so her voice was

702
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: like a lower register and that was her voice and

703
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: she perfected it because she like sang for years and

704
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: years with that voice. But she now that she is

705
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: a woman, she is like, I don't really I don't

706
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: want to sing like that anymore. I want to sing

707
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: in a higher register. But she feels my life just

708
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 1: went up. She feels like a fraud. She feels like

709
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 1: when people hear her put on this new voice that

710
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 1: she is, that everyone's gonna I was like, what's your

711
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: biggest fear? I was like, is your biggest fear that

712
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 1: someone you work with is going to talk about you

713
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 1: on the way home and be like, I don't know.

714
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 1: A choire bright to was good, but Aria's like trying

715
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: this new voice and it's just like so sad and desperate. Like,

716
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: that's my biggest fear is that too? Like saying in

717
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: the way like that might sound a little bit affected,

718
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:15,800
Speaker 1: like we're also scared of I'm scared of like even

719
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: you know, like you getting a mustache, You're like, that's

720
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 1: like you trying, you know, like you try. You're trying

721
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 1: a new look, You're trying to look cool in a

722
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: new way. And there's something inherently embarrassing about that. Why

723
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: why do we all get embarrassed when we're trying to

724
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: be something different than what comes naturally. Let's say, well,

725
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: I guess part of it is that I'll I I

726
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: I judge things, so it's like if I'm judging it,

727
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 1: then someone else must be judging it too, and could

728
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: be huh. It starts with one thing. When you judge others,

729
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 1: it's always gonna come from you and not them. Of course,

730
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: you project what other people are going to say about you.

731
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 1: And the only reason you would ever think other people

732
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: are could say that about you because yeah, yeah, yeah.

733
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Even if I think about someone else,

734
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: it never really affects my way of how I or

735
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: at least I try not to of how I see

736
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 1: them or how I like if I I think they're

737
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: a try hard or they're trying to do something different,

738
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 1: like yeah, I could call it out. It does affect

739
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,839
Speaker 1: the way you see them. I know it does. We

740
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 1: we talked so much about people who are trying to

741
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 1: be and like it makes us like kind of hate

742
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: them a little bit. It doesn't. I think, Yes, I

743
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: think it's a I think it's a I know, but

744
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: I think I can. I My point is if it's

745
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:50,240
Speaker 1: hopefully I can differentiate someone that just has a mustache

746
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 1: for just reasons of like, oh, they're just enjoying his look.

747
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: It's kind of silly as opposed to someone being like

748
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 1: I think I'm saying no, Like, if I'm being hard

749
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: on myself about something, is it deserving of being hard

750
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,919
Speaker 1: on myself for like, you know that I'm trying trying

751
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: to How do I put this? I understand even when

752
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: I mean, I've even said it when people are trying

753
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: to because it's just like you can still just be

754
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: like they're just sad, like they're just trying to get love,

755
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: Like there's nothing wrong with them. There's what's wrong is

756
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: ascribing like they're a bad person or like they're so

757
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:28,240
Speaker 1: lame or there's something wrong with them for doing that. Really,

758
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: they're just trying their best. And that's how I feel

759
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: about other people when like, but usually I get jealous

760
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 1: of anyone who, like I make fun of HALLI these

761
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,919
Speaker 1: voice and I make fun of you know, anyone who

762
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: tries like a new look, I'll make fun of them

763
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 1: because to me, it convinces me. Then I'm I'm reinforcing

764
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: why I don't try new things, because I'm really actually

765
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,879
Speaker 1: just jealous that they're able to try something that's kind

766
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,760
Speaker 1: of scary to me, to like try an affected voice

767
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 1: or like lean into Like last night, I was having

768
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: to perform karaoke in front of a bunch of people

769
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know, and everyone just like stands and like

770
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,879
Speaker 1: sits and watches you out of respect. And a lot

771
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: of these people are like, you know, these girls that

772
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: are like professionally trained have like amazing American idol voices,

773
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: And I was I got there and I was like,

774
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: oh fuck, And I was like, you know what, Like

775
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: all I have to do is just have fun as

776
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: long as I'm just doing what I want to do

777
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: and I'm not doing it for anyone else, Like I'm

778
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: just so if I want to make my voice sound

779
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: a certain way. It doesn't have to be about like.

780
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to I'm my biggest fears that people

781
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 1: think that I'm trying to get attention or that I'm

782
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 1: trying to look cool, when really a lot of times

783
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: it might look like I'm trying to look cool. Like

784
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 1: I was talking to these guys last Ben Gleeb and

785
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:46,439
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Baldinger. He this comic. Jeffrey drove us back home

786
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: and each to our that he drove us back to

787
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: my hotel and we were talking about like, uh, like

788
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: I was talking about how like I would like to

789
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: do porn someday, but I can't because I just don't

790
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: want to be sexualized. I don't want to do meet

791
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: and greets and have like men being like you like

792
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 1: getting boners, it like really makes me feel unsafe. But

793
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: I would like to do porn because I like the

794
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: idea of I don't know, being an entertaining I like

795
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: the idea of like, I wouldn't mind guys getting turned

796
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: on by me in the privacy of their own bedrooms,

797
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 1: but I don't want to like see it. I don't

798
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: want to be confronted with it. So if I ever

799
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: did porn. I would want to do it like with

800
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: a mask on so no one would know it was me.

801
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: But at the same time, I would like to also

802
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: make millions of dollars from doing it, because no one

803
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,359
Speaker 1: has ever done porn that at the height of their career.

804
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: No one's just like gone and been like I'm not

805
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 1: a porn star, but I'm just gonna be one when

806
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 1: when you know, it's usually happens when there's like a downfall, right,

807
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 1: So like, I can make millions of dollars doing one

808
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: porn if I put a paywall over it for like

809
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: twenty bucks, the way Louis c k does for a

810
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 1: special If I shot one porn, I could make literally

811
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 1: millions of dollars in one night and retire. I really could,

812
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: like I I know that I could. I would be

813
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: completely giving up my entire career to do that, because

814
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: no one works with you. After you've done porn. You

815
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: can't go back. They won't let you back in um.

816
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: But I was talking about this and and Ben was like, well,

817
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: then I don't have to. I don't know judgment, but

818
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: why do you dress like you dress very sexy on stage?

819
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 1: Like I look at your pictures and like you you

820
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 1: really lean into like you look very titillating on pictures

821
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: on stage, and I'm like, that's not me trying to

822
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: be sexy. That actually just happens to be the way

823
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: I want to dress. I like I have, I have,

824
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: I like pictures of women. I like style that makes

825
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: you look sexy. It's not because I like it because

826
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,839
Speaker 1: men I want to make men horny. I just that's

827
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: the way I want to dress. It just so happens

828
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 1: to be the same style of dress that men would

829
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,919
Speaker 1: like to see from me as well. But it doesn't

830
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: mean I'm doing it for them. I really am doing

831
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: it for me. So you can do something that is

832
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: making you look cooler but is truly just for you

833
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 1: and is not really about wanting to look cool to

834
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: someone else. But oftentimes it can be a little bit

835
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: of both. So you can want to have a mustache

836
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 1: because you want people to think you look cool, but

837
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: you can also do it because you want to have

838
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: a fucking mustache. And I can wear a skirt because

839
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: I want people to go, wow, she's got nice legs,

840
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 1: but I also just think it looks good because I

841
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: do have nice legs. I can't both be true and

842
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: does that make me a bad person If I want

843
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: to make people get people to like me in some

844
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 1: way that is um a little bit shallow. I don't know, No,

845
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 1: I just think like getting someone getting a male fan

846
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 1: to like you without wanting to fuck you while looking good.

847
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: It's just such a blended thing to like try to

848
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 1: get a result without getting the other thing, you know

849
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: what I mean. Yeah, I don't want male comic fans

850
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: to be horning for me. I really, that is not

851
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 1: part of it. I'd really truly dressed on stage the

852
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: way I want to because I like the way to

853
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: relive addresses. I like the way Taylor Swift dresses. I

854
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: want to be a pop star. It's for me. The

855
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: fact that they're horning for it is just that's not

856
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: under my control and I don't care, and I don't

857
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: actually care if they're just and eventually, yeah, they might

858
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,440
Speaker 1: be horny the first four minutes I'm on stage, but

859
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: after a while they have to maybe get over it

860
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: and start listening, and I feel like they do, so

861
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: I just I'm not ever going to not wear what

862
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: I want to wear because I'm scared about turning on

863
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 1: a guy that is not in my interest. It is

864
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: what they did in my middle school. They said we

865
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 1: couldn't wear tanked outs because we were distracting the boys.

866
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,320
Speaker 1: It was our fault. The boys were suffering, their grades

867
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: were suffering, and we have to change the way we dress.

868
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: Go fuck yourself, you get over it. You adapt to

869
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 1: seeing our arms. You little premature like you fucking little

870
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 1: prepubescent boys like that was one Oh yeah it's your

871
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 1: we do that show. That was essentially yeah, I want

872
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: to make money. What I'm saying, Yeah, I really could

873
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: make millions of dollars. What do you guys think I

874
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 1: could make if I put a pay wall of twenty

875
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: tw dollars to download something that, yes, people will torrent

876
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: it and share it online, but to get like the

877
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: real version twenty bucks if I didn't only fans and

878
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: there's just one video. If what's her name, Bella Thorne

879
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 1: made like fifty two million dollars, how much could I

880
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 1: make for one gang bang video? Because it's really unprecedented.

881
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: Tell me one other person who has never done porn

882
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: and who has achieved a level of success that I

883
00:45:27,239 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: have achieved without doing porn, without really doing anything sexual,

884
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden goes into porn one time.

885
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 1: It's unprecedented that happens when your career has like hit

886
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: a slump. What Pama, Tommy, that was against her will?

887
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: That was not a leak is a different thing a leak.

888
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: Pretend that was not that was a leak as well.

889
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: She did not want a leaks. Yeah, no, I'm just

890
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 1: trying to think. I'm trying to think of a leak

891
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: you can make if you've tenants elite. No, I'm not,

892
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: but I'm not a liar, so I wouldn't do that.

893
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: I'm talking about I put out a porn and advertise

894
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: it as I have a porn. I'm doing one time

895
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 1: only and I'm never going back to it. But would

896
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: be really funny, you know, be really funny if you

897
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: get it. Tell us what's gonna be funny after we

898
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,760
Speaker 1: get back from break? Tell us what's gonna be funny? Okay,

899
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 1: say that's awesome, Alright, we're back. What's really funny? Uh farts?

900
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 1: You're right they are. There's a great part moment and

901
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: the best the worst person in the world. You guys

902
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: got to see it. Please please please, I'll watch it tonight.

903
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: I really Hulu's for the subscription. Oh and also f

904
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 1: Boy Island Uh, It's premiers tomorrow Wednesday tonight at midnight.

905
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: F Boy Island HBO Max. Your last special you put out,

906
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: you just do it, you self promote it, you self

907
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 1: do it, and you put out a porn too, And

908
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 1: that's the you compete against yourself if you make more

909
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: money and standing up or in the porn more. I'm

910
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,439
Speaker 1: not kid you. I if I put out a point,

911
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. I could make I think three million.

912
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: I would say ten million dollars overnight. I really do

913
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: think that. I I think more like and that that's

914
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 1: just like the first week, I would make ten million.

915
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: I think that no one. Maybe I'd waited another year

916
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: till I get a little bit more famous and I

917
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: give little less ships. But I love porn. I watch

918
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: enough of it that I think that I could do

919
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: a really good video. My only problem is I don't

920
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: want people being sexual with me in person. I'm really

921
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: uncomfortable with that, and so I don't think I could

922
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: ever do it. I know, but I don't want to

923
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: spend all my money on that, Like, what's the point

924
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: of doing it? Then then there goes my ten grand

925
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 1: or what is the number where you would do it? Like?

926
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: What is the number? Like? So these a pro I

927
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: don't think there is a number. I don't think there's

928
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 1: a number because I I really don't think there is one,

929
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: because I think my life would be because million union. Honestly, no,

930
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: I don't. I'm talking a billion dollars you could. I

931
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 1: don't think I could do it. But this is something

932
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: you want to do, so you just want to do

933
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 1: it in a vacuum. I get what you're saying. I

934
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 1: want to do it, but I cannot do it because

935
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: it would I would never be able to go on

936
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: the Tonight Show again. I would never be able to

937
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: work in Dayton, Ohio again because I had done porn.

938
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: I would my family would never look at me the

939
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: same way again. My boyfriend's family would never look like.

940
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 1: There's a stigma attached to it which should not be

941
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: attached to it because everyone fucking watches porn and it's

942
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 1: like this huge thing in our society that no one

943
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: talks about doing even though everyone watches it, and not

944
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 1: everyone but most people. Um, but I wouldn't do it

945
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: because we just and I think that in with the

946
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: way things are going with Roe v Wade. I honestly

947
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: think that you could be uh persecuted, prosecuted and persecuted

948
00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 1: or doing in the next cup years with the legislation

949
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 1: is going to like punish women for being worse. And

950
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 1: so I think that I I would risk jail time

951
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,040
Speaker 1: in a in a world where if China takes over

952
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: or something, I don't know, like I do think that

953
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: there would be consequences not just social but actually like

954
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: legal to me doing porn. And that's I think the

955
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: world with only fans nowadays, Like that's I think, well,

956
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 1: if you took out the Roverse Wade thing, obviously that

957
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: just happened, but before that, I feel like people are

958
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 1: way more open sexually. And I think, I honestly think

959
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: if you put out a porn I'm not just sucking

960
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: around you would you could still do? I think of

961
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:42,320
Speaker 1: what you're already doing. I really think you co. It

962
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: would make me so sad to be barred from fift

963
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:47,359
Speaker 1: of the things that I want to do, Like it

964
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: makes me so mad that that girl that was on

965
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: brit Chrystis Tour couldn't work at that one Dayton club

966
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,840
Speaker 1: or Dayton Theater, and and that really that happened. I

967
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: didn't know that. What's that story? Oh, yeah, she we were.

968
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: She told me that on Bert Chryser's tour, they did

969
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 1: Dayton and she is a DJ. Now she's retired from porn.

970
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: But because she's done porn in the past and they

971
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 1: googled her, they refused to let her perform, like the

972
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 1: theater the theater. That theater refused to let her perform,

973
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: which who knows is that? Yeah, you you want to

974
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:26,200
Speaker 1: do porn obviously, but like the reason why you can't

975
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 1: do it is because of it's the things that you

976
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: can't control, Like you can't control how your family responds

977
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: to it. You can't control how people will respond to it,

978
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 1: how the industry, like the entertainment industry responds to it.

979
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: But it's not the point itself that No, No, I

980
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 1: love it. I respect porn stars, I love them. I

981
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 1: just everyone had my mentality about porn stars. I would

982
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: do it in the second because I do not sexualize them.

983
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 1: I'm not like they're bad people. They're worse than us.

984
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 1: They're sad, they have daddy issues, they're drug addicts. Yes,

985
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 1: there's a lot of that in porn, but there's a

986
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 1: lot of that and actor as and actresses too. But

987
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:03,879
Speaker 1: I even saying that I would do porn my parents.

988
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: I said that on my reality show and my parents

989
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,919
Speaker 1: were like, you need to tell E to take that out.

990
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,720
Speaker 1: We don't even want you saying that you would do porn.

991
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,279
Speaker 1: That's too embarrassing and that can come back to haunt you.

992
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,919
Speaker 1: Like seriously, this this is stigmatizing. Even saying I want

993
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: to do porn and that I would like to do

994
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 1: it is is kind of a risk. And I'm not joking.

995
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 1: It is like there's a part of me that's like

996
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: do I Yeah, we just change it the corn. I

997
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 1: just want to corn. I want corn. I just want

998
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:38,879
Speaker 1: corn corn. I want to be in the bad corn. Yeah,

999
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 1: it depends on what you want from your career. I

1000
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: just really feel that, like you're you're a comic that's

1001
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 1: a dirty comic. You do a lot of things on

1002
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: your own without the industry, Like you couldn't put on

1003
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,399
Speaker 1: you could you could sell out an audience on your own.

1004
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: You I just I think you would maybe lose out

1005
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: on maybe doing like an NBC show, maybe be but

1006
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:04,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, here's a liberated woman does porn

1007
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: on top of her career. I honestly think you might

1008
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: get rewarded more than you even think I would lose.

1009
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: I would get blacklisted from there. There there is no

1010
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: You don't think Conan would have you on his podcast

1011
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 1: if he did a porn if you're still being a comic,

1012
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 1: not if it's one thing. If you're like, well, I'm

1013
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: a porn star now, funk everything else, Conan Wood, Conan Wood,

1014
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 1: Bill Maher would um. I don't think I could guest

1015
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 1: host Jimmy Kimmel. I don't think that I could be

1016
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 1: on The Talk. I don't think I could be on

1017
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 1: the View. I don't think I could be on the

1018
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 1: Today Show. I don't think And I also it's it's

1019
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 1: not so. I don't think i'll I could be auditioned

1020
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,399
Speaker 1: for movies. I don't think I could be on an

1021
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,359
Speaker 1: ABC sitcom and an NBC sitcom. I don't think that.

1022
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,840
Speaker 1: And I also think that everyone would think I was

1023
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 1: doing it because I want to be sexy, and so

1024
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: everyone would be kind of like judgmental and think I'm like,

1025
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:02,399
Speaker 1: uh like, and and I would get slut shamed by

1026
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: the entire world. I feel like, what fun you? Yeah,

1027
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: but I'm not. I'm not. That's why myer porn stars

1028
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 1: they don't give a funk what people think because they

1029
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 1: are subject to But a lot of them don't have

1030
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: an option. You have an option. It's almost even a

1031
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 1: bigger funk you that you actually have a career and

1032
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: that you have an option to be a stand up comedian.

1033
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,839
Speaker 1: A lot of them, a lot of porn stars can't

1034
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: go out and still get people saying, Nikki, you're a

1035
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 1: comedian stuff trying to be hot on stage when I

1036
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 1: wear like short skirts. Can you imagine what they'd say

1037
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 1: if I tried to do porn. That's what I'm saying.

1038
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: That's why it's an even bigger that's my point. But

1039
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: I'm not strong enough to handle that. No, I couldn't.

1040
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 1: I couldn't. Yeah, I mean I could barely have a

1041
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 1: mustache for a week. Yeah, I couldn't handle it. And

1042
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: I also my biggest thing is like I would not

1043
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 1: want men. I wouldn't want to see men who had

1044
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: liked But here's the thing. Men already are like that

1045
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 1: with you know, like like men have imaginations like men.

1046
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: But the level of disgust that people that that how

1047
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,839
Speaker 1: they talk treat women who have they've seen fuck on

1048
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,800
Speaker 1: camera is different than hearing a woman talk about sucking.

1049
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: Like I get a lot of it because I am

1050
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:14,919
Speaker 1: pornographic in my material, but I don't think we even

1051
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 1: understand how much women in porn get that thrown at them.

1052
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,400
Speaker 1: I saw porn last night that I can't I really

1053
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: think that porn is ruined for me. Now. I'm not

1054
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: even joking you. I saw something that was so oh

1055
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: my god. So the porn end okay, and I never

1056
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 1: watched the end. I never watched, like, but for some reason,

1057
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: they like show the clean up. She's like washing off

1058
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 1: her makeup. She's just got a bunch of come on

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00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 1: her face. She's wiping it off, and the guys are

1060
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 1: all like, you did so great, and the cameraman's like,

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00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:46,839
Speaker 1: how was that for you? And she's like it was good,

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00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: it was good. I'm good. And she's just like wiping

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00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: off her face and kind of like wanting to get

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00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 1: out of there, and the guys are all like, we

1065
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,799
Speaker 1: fucking killed that, Like she was amazing, and they just

1066
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:56,839
Speaker 1: like are like talking like they're kind of just like

1067
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 1: all trying to be comics. Essentially, they're trying to be

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00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 1: funny and just like you know, off the cuff and

1069
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 1: the one of the guys goes, man, I was, I

1070
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: was surprised. I didn't know that was going to be

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00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 1: a d P. And she goes, I didn't either. It

1072
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to be, and I cannot believe they aired it.

1073
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 1: She goes she's wiping off a fraish. She goes, it

1074
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to be. I didn't know it was either,

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00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: and that just solidified it for me. I know for

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00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: a fact in porn that these girls they sign up

1077
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 1: for something and then things start to happen during the

1078
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 1: filming that they did not sign up for that wasn't

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00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:34,839
Speaker 1: part of their contract. But they just want to be amenable.

1080
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,799
Speaker 1: They don't want to be the girl that stops down

1081
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 1: production and everyone has to stop and they have to

1082
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 1: call in an HR person and it was just the

1083
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: saddest thing. I bookedmarked it because I really want an investigation.

1084
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 1: I feel like this girl could sue for what she

1085
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 1: went through because she goes, it wasn't part of the

1086
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: shoot and all of a sudden she is being double

1087
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: penetrated when she didn't think that was gonna happen. Dude,

1088
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 1: I'll send it because like, why would they keep it

1089
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: in because they're stupid, Because they're stupid, and because she

1090
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 1: ultimately says it was fun, you know, that doesn't matter,

1091
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 1: you know, but but people could use that against and say, well,

1092
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,320
Speaker 1: then you said you had fun. That doesn't mean anything,

1093
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,359
Speaker 1: Like I don't care. Like if if I'm if I'm

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00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 1: booked to work a gig and apposed to do twenty

1095
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,800
Speaker 1: minutes and I end up doing an hour because they're like,

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00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: will you please do an hour? And I do the

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00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 1: hour just to be nice. That doesn't mean that I

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00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: like And even if I have fun that hour of comedy,

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00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean that I shouldn't be paid for that

1100
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: extra work. And she even jokes I should get paid more,

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00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: and they just laugh it off. So I honestly want

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00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,879
Speaker 1: to like report this video. I'm so fucking mad about it.

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00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:48,800
Speaker 1: Final thought, let's do some Reddit dumps, shall we? Andrew

1104
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: your mouth sounds? This is your real dum. I forgot

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00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 1: my gatorad. Okay, So this is a red it um

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00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,880
Speaker 1: subreddit called shitty life pro tips, because there's a subreddit

1107
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 1: called life pro tips that's just like actually helpful things,

1108
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,799
Speaker 1: and this one is just like bad life advice that

1109
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 1: seems like it would be good. And this one really

1110
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 1: made me laugh. It said, shitty life pro tip if

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00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 1: you're going out into the desert, make sure to take

1112
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 1: sand paper with you. If you get lost, the sand

1113
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 1: paper will function as a map and you can find

1114
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 1: your way. That's funny, like the sand paper a tiny

1115
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 1: map of the sand. Okay, this is from thanks, I

1116
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 1: hate it. T H I H t H T I

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00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 1: H I thanks, I hate it. It's just things that

1118
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 1: are like make you go. And this says this is

1119
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: a tweet from a guy named Ui Bullocks. When I

1120
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 1: was a kid, I thought the long vampire fangs were

1121
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 1: hollow and had holes in the end and they drank

1122
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: blood through them like straws. And then every single comment

1123
00:57:53,680 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 1: in this reddit is so did I Everyone thought that? Right, usho,

1124
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 1: no sharp teeth. I I did think that. I did think.

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00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 1: I don't think they bite it and then drink it,

1126
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 1: you know, right, and like, but that's what they do.

1127
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: They bite it, then they go and they suck it.

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00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,160
Speaker 1: But I always just thought it was straws because they

1129
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: kind of come down like straws, right yeah, and injecting

1130
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 1: it right into your gums seems more desirable than drinking

1131
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: blood for some reason, like it just seems easier. Yeah,

1132
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 1: Like but the fact that teeth or straws is really disgusting.

1133
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: But I think that's like what snake venom comes out

1134
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: up there, almost like I could eat. Okay. This is

1135
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: from a subreddit me I r L and it's from

1136
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 1: It's a tweet from Bobby Condon and says, whenever I

1137
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 1: see an iPad at a cash register, I know that

1138
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 1: I'm about to tip for something I never had to

1139
00:58:55,440 --> 00:59:00,480
Speaker 1: tip for before. Yeah, it's so hard to tip on

1140
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 1: those things. I always, I always, just I always do.

1141
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: I think recent one time I didn't recently because I

1142
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 1: was just like funk this, But generally I just do it.

1143
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 1: It's so dramatic when they take the iPad and niggly

1144
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: spinning around they sp It's like a whole performance and

1145
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,800
Speaker 1: then you can't go no tip and then go and

1146
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 1: then bring it back to Yeah, they're almost like those

1147
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: guys with those spinning signs out on the sidewalk, what

1148
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 1: are you not going to honk? Last night Spade was

1149
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,160
Speaker 1: talking about he was buying something and it was like

1150
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: four nine two and they were like, do you want

1151
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 1: to round up for Ukraine and he goes, no, he

1152
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 1: do a bit about because he goes, why where does

1153
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 1: it really go? Like what are we talking about? And

1154
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 1: Spade is so generous when it comes to charity stuff.

1155
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 1: He's done and he's not public about it, but he uh,

1156
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 1: but I will be on his behalf. But he was

1157
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,479
Speaker 1: like and he's like everyone in line is like David

1158
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,360
Speaker 1: Spade doesn't round up for Ukraine And it was just

1159
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 1: like this, it was such a funny bit. But he goes,

1160
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,480
Speaker 1: what does it go to? And it really is attacks

1161
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: right off for those places, like, yes, I'm sure it

1162
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 1: does go to Ukraine, but really, no companies are ever

1163
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 1: doing anything actually good. No corporations are ever doing anything

1164
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 1: that doesn't serve their bottom line. Don't ever think they are.

1165
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 1: If they're ever doing anything for charity, it is either

1166
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 1: for marketing purposes or for attacks right off. They don't

1167
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 1: actually care about anything. Major corporation. It's funny when they

1168
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,920
Speaker 1: ask and it's like to two oh eight and they

1169
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 1: want you to round up. It's like, you want me

1170
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 1: to round up. That's not a round up, you know

1171
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like that's a very high Yeah, that's

1172
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 1: a big round that's funnier that it's eight cents actually

1173
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: that he decided not to Yeah, that's even funnier. Is

1174
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 1: like noights won't round up for Ukraine. It's just so

1175
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:54,520
Speaker 1: funny too. Then make that a thing. So uh, this

1176
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 1: is from ask credit. Is your just questions that people

1177
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 1: pose with interesting answers? What's something you're acent that most

1178
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:05,640
Speaker 1: people are lying about? And someone said crop yields. This

1179
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 1: is the number one up voted thing nine crop yields.

1180
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 1: It's expected that this is a farmer that's writing this.

1181
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,840
Speaker 1: It's expected that every farmer you talked to will lie

1182
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 1: about how well their crops did. When you meet an

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01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 1: honest one who tells you they're actual yields, it's a

1184
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 1: really awkward conversation because you're taken back by the fact

1185
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,000
Speaker 1: that you don't have to apply the bullshit factor to

1186
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 1: figure out what his yields really were. Um, I wouldn't

1187
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: know that. That's pretty interesting. Um uh. Someone said the

1188
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: dentists asking how often do you floss me avoiding one contact?

1189
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: I think it was a week ago. Um. How much

1190
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:42,680
Speaker 1: their side hustle nests them, nets them, people lie about

1191
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:46,400
Speaker 1: them out of money they make on their slide hustle. Um,

1192
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 1: someone said they lie about any plans for the weekend. Um,

1193
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 1: people's really answer, I'm going to get baked, jerk off,

1194
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:55,440
Speaker 1: then sit in the shower and think about what sort

1195
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:57,160
Speaker 1: of person I am, what fucked me up, and what

1196
01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:00,200
Speaker 1: I can do about it going forward. And instead you say, oh,

1197
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 1: you know, probably just relax is the same thing. Yeah,

1198
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 1: um said as a prior prior U S. Service member,

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01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 1: I believe I've met every single Navy seal that's ever existed,

1200
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 1: and then an extra five hundred or so plus everyone

1201
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 1: that thought about going into the military. Um. So once

1202
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 1: it's steroid abuse in the fitness industry. Um, what's something

1203
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:28,040
Speaker 1: you think everyone lies about? Hm? How many I think guys?

1204
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 1: How many sexual sexual partners? Both? Really? I think people

1205
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 1: lie about their height. Men lie about their height. Obviously

1206
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 1: they always round up on two. Um. I'm trying to

1207
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 1: think of something I chronically lie about, and I would

1208
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:53,440
Speaker 1: say it's maybe the amount of sleep I got. Like

1209
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 1: I always think I air on the side of maybe

1210
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:00,440
Speaker 1: a half hour. I give I take off a half

1211
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 1: hour to make it sound worse, but I don't even

1212
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 1: I at least try to not lie about that. I

1213
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 1: lie about how long I'm going to go through the

1214
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 1: golfing range? Just a little lie, but you know how

1215
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 1: long it is, and you know that you're lying, or

1216
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 1: you just think that you actually won't go that much,

1217
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 1: because that's a different thing. It's not like it's like

1218
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 1: usually the difference between a half hour. So it's like

1219
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:21,280
Speaker 1: if I was going to go for an hour, I

1220
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 1: don't know. An hour sounds less than an hour in

1221
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 1: five minutes, you know what I mean? Yes, I'll be

1222
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 1: gone an hour actually because I'm gonna get another buck

1223
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 1: get You know what I think? I lie about two

1224
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 1: seconds when I say it'll be two seconds. It's literally

1225
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 1: never been two seconds. It takes me two seconds to

1226
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 1: say it will be two seconds. So that is a

1227
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:46,200
Speaker 1: chronic lie. Well, guy coming in two seconds, it's never

1228
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:49,560
Speaker 1: it's sucking at least six seconds that people to pick

1229
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 1: their nose. People lie about that. Someone said you must

1230
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 1: pick their nose? How the fund do you get it out?

1231
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 1: You blow your nose into a tissue every time? Who

1232
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 1: are you, Brenna? Call me picking my nose for the

1233
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:02,520
Speaker 1: first really? Yeah? And it was, yeah, it's tough. I

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01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 1: don't know why how did she did? She never looked

1235
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 1: at you. Every time I look at you, you're digging

1236
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 1: at something in your face, no offense. I didn't even

1237
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 1: know picking your nose. I I pick it all the time.

1238
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,280
Speaker 1: I am almost You don't really get in there, Oh

1239
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,280
Speaker 1: yes I do. Yeah, if you haven't seen me pick

1240
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,320
Speaker 1: my nose, you ain't paying attention because I pick my

1241
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 1: nose all the time, like there's always something up there.

1242
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know. You did the thumb a lot.

1243
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 1: Yeah you do. It's wrong with that. Why aren't we

1244
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 1: so ashamed of what? And boogers really are just like dust.

1245
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:34,840
Speaker 1: It's not anything that I mean, it's it's not too

1246
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:37,000
Speaker 1: but it's like it's not that gross. But I mean

1247
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 1: I was digging. I guess how far you dig? You know,

1248
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 1: I don't know why that matters. I don't know why

1249
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 1: any of it matters. Yeah, no, it shouldn't. But she

1250
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 1: was in the showers. It was like one of those

1251
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 1: where you've lost your you've lost your whole train of thought,

1252
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:54,840
Speaker 1: like you've just become an animal right right where. Oh man,

1253
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 1: you're just like there's no one inside anymore. You're actually

1254
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:02,160
Speaker 1: trying to dig that person out. There ain't anyone in there,

1255
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,800
Speaker 1: all right, guys, thank you for loving the show. We

1256
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 1: gotta go. We will be back tomorrow Wednesday. I hope

1257
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:11,280
Speaker 1: you have such a good Tuesday. And uh please don't

1258
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:19,680
Speaker 1: be care and Jiacky Mason, the fact that you're in St.

1259
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:21,680
Speaker 1: Louis and it's on a delay makes it almost seem

1260
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,120
Speaker 1: like we've done that at the same time. But I

1261
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:24,440
Speaker 1: definitely know that not to be true.