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Speaker 1: Scotti, Curtie b Are you ready for a headline?

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Speaker 2: Buddy boy, I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.

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Speaker 1: This man is looking for the friends who shipped him

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Speaker 1: overseas and a crate in nineteen sixty five.

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Speaker 2: All right, good luck, bud. Let's get into a little

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Speaker 2: investigative journalism on this very special episode of Bananas, says

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Speaker 2: bad do World us. Would you believe.

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Speaker 1: It's mysillient pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you be.

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Speaker 3: Bananas baby?

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Speaker 1: Banana ba Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Bananas. I'm Kirk

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Speaker 1: Brown Older.

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Speaker 2: I'm Scottie Landis. Thank you for listening to the silliest

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Speaker 2: little podcast there ever. Was Today's a very special episode,

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Speaker 2: one Kurt because instawear on Instagram told me that it's

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Speaker 2: National Banana Day.

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Speaker 1: Oh nice?

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Speaker 2: Can you believe that it only comes but once a year? Uh?

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Speaker 1: And it won't be the day you're listening to this, No,

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Speaker 1: it'll be weeks away.

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Speaker 2: Doze Coin is up to twenty cents for all our

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Speaker 2: big crypto enthusiasts out there.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm such a hard crypto head.

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Speaker 2: You will bleed crypto. You knew it was coming.

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Speaker 1: We eat head, breathe crypto guys. I don't not a

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Speaker 2: Nope, not at all. But also because we have our

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Speaker 2: Cinophile cousins on the exactly right network with us today.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, please, one of them is Allotted TV

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Speaker 1: writer and the other the programmer for Turner Classic Movies.

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Speaker 1: There the dynamic duo behind the wonderful movie podcast I

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Speaker 1: Saw what you did? Please welcome Danielle Henderson and Millie

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Speaker 1: de Chericho.

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Speaker 2: Did he do it?

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Speaker 3: Did he do it? He did it?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Did it? Yeah? I got that last name right, he

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Speaker 3: got Milly's government name right.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Bananas. We're so glad to have you have

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Speaker 2: a wonderful podcast where you you started off and you

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Speaker 2: talk like friends talk which people love. You answer some

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Speaker 2: cool emails, and then you dive into two movies. I

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Speaker 2: love it. I've been binging it all week.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. We get right to it and we you know,

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Speaker 3: we talk like friends because we're friends.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I love the Was it good or was it horny? Competition?

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Speaker 1: Can you guys for people who might not be familiar,

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Speaker 1: would you tell people what that's all about?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we we had an episode where Gleaming the Cube

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Speaker 3: and Memphis Bell were the.

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Speaker 2: Two movies in e blly likes that Memphis Bell. I've

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Speaker 4: I can't stop talking.

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Speaker 3: Someone's got to keep the dream alive.

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Speaker 1: My great grandong Go claim he was a be too

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Speaker 1: bomber pilot.

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Speaker 3: And anyone can claim it. He claimed.

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Speaker 1: He claimed that like it was Memphis Bell, he flew

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Speaker 1: Memphis Bell or whenever. He was also like a really

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Speaker 3: Kind of drunk, the ones that have good stories or not.

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Speaker 2: I don't care.

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Speaker 3: Can we have a beer and just have some fun.

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Speaker 2: That's right, That's exactly right.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, the theme came out of that because we

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Speaker 2: I mean, that is so true.

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Speaker 1: That is so smart.

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Speaker 2: True. Yes, So you're following up on it. You're moving

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Speaker 3: Cruel intentions?

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Speaker 1: Yes, and that was being the that was being a

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Speaker 2: No horny, right, that boat.

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Speaker 3: It was the boat confusing, which you have to answer

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Speaker 3: But I want to meet the person who said, let's

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Speaker 2: Yes, but I love this.

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Speaker 3: We're already learning so much about you, Kurt.

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Speaker 2: This is great.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys want to hear about this man who

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Speaker 1: This is I'm so happy that this man exists.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we got sent this by a lot of ban animals.

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Speaker 1: This is the again the title This man is looking

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Speaker 1: for the friends who shipped him overseas in a crate

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Speaker 1: in nineteen sixty five. This is from her favorite publication,

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Speaker 1: C B C. Love You Canada, And of course and

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Speaker 2: Looks like, Oh what they do, the CBC Radio staff,

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Speaker 2: They just transform real tales into human emotion that pours

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Speaker 1: Best in the business, Brian Robson is looking for the

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Speaker 1: two irishmen who helped stuff him into a wooden crate

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Speaker 1: this man did it. Robson was nineteen and working in

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Speaker 3: Quote.

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Speaker 1: The the problem is at the time we made an

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, five later.

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Speaker 1: No shit. The thing is is like he makes it

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Speaker 1: won't read this whole thing. It's a very very long article,

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Speaker 1: but essentially, this guy he went, he's from Cardiff, Wales.

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Speaker 1: He went to Australia on an assisted immigration program to

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Speaker 1: He didn't have enough money to get back home. So

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Speaker 1: Robson and his two closest work buddies devised the scheme

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Speaker 2: Good buddy, we got right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm just hearing a tale of a white man that

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Speaker 1: So the trio bought a wooden crate that Robson barely

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Speaker 1: Robson ended up being inside the crate for five days.

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Speaker 1: Like So it looks like, you know, the whole thing,

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Speaker 2: That's smart.

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Speaker 1: There was an endless number of stopovers and airport cruise

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Speaker 1: Robson said he was left upside down on a tarmac,

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Speaker 3: That was truly like the most stoic British thing I've

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Speaker 3: ever Look, I'm upside down in a crate in the

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Speaker 1: All our Welsh listeners are screaming, He's not British. Sorry Welsh.

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Speaker 1: It's the most Welsh thing. What the Welsh are like?

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Speaker 2: Catherine Zaida Jones? There we go, somebody else?

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Speaker 4: Is he Welsh?

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Speaker 1: So, then the last twenty four hours were really tough

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Speaker 3: And look Australia breaking rocks and peel and potatoes is

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Speaker 3: It's a great well will you get a new honey costume?

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Speaker 2: Well, we got what's the name? Say the name of

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Speaker 2: Get Jensen Holes. I'm calling Jensen Holes. Was busy. I'm

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Speaker 2: Courtney Brogel. One of the best of what she does,

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Speaker 2: Witnesses can't describe the face of a man who robbed

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Speaker 2: oh wow, boy, uh, this is a bizarre bank heist

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, is this like all he was wearing

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Speaker 2: He can definitely tie a tie, but they could not

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Speaker 3: What do you think this tie looked like? Because colorful

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Speaker 2: Amazingly Garfield situation, Garfield keyboard like those keyboard ties.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. It is a tie? Is the equivalent

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Speaker 3: That's amazing, such great lengths to like develop this. You know,

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Speaker 3: thrift store tie, y'all.

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Speaker 2: That's right. Simple.

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Speaker 1: I was. I was given my uncle, one of my uncles,

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Speaker 1: gave me, I don't know, like a hundred ties when

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Speaker 3: Ties, like seven feet long. I used to buy ties.

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Speaker 3: bunch of ties for a dollar, and I made a

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 3: It was in eighth grade and I'm like, this is awesome.

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Speaker 3: And then the show Blossom came up. Yep, oh no,

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Speaker 3: ask me if I ever watched Blossom. I didn't because

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Speaker 1: You should keep holding it against her new show Cat

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Speaker 3: Nope, I don't care if she's a neuroscientist. Now I

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Speaker 3: don't care what's going on. She copied my skirt as

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Speaker 3: far as I was concerned.

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Speaker 2: You really can tell, though, Like y'all watch a lot

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Speaker 2: of movies from the sixties, seventies, and eighties, you can

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Speaker 2: the women's. Like you can put it like that tie

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Speaker 2: Verhoven movies, all the men wear like very specific style

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Speaker 2: of suits and tie. It's it's funny that this tie

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Speaker 2: was so horrendous. I'm guessing colorful that it just their

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Speaker 2: eyes went directly down to Like God, Now I really

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Speaker 2: want I want them to catch him so we can

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Speaker 2: all see this tie.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, And did he keep it or did he

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Speaker 3: just let it loose? It like for the next person

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Speaker 3: to find if they wanted to rob a bank. Is

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Speaker 3: it like the sister heard of the traveling pants, but.

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Speaker 1: It's for bank robbers?

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Speaker 2: Oh God, it's so good.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready for to tease us in here?

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Speaker 2: Scotty, give us a little teaserno into the sweet commercial break?

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Speaker 1: Okay, which one? Which one is this? I'll do this

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Speaker 1: one since this is since you guys have a movie podcast.

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Speaker 1: This one's title is to for Grace confronted a heckler

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Speaker 1: during a Predator screening and made him cry okay.

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Speaker 2: In on them.

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Speaker 6: It's not a crazy title, but it'll wet your whistle

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Speaker 6: for what's bananas.

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Speaker 1: M Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to Bananas. We just

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Speaker 1: want to say, if you are listening to this, yes,

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Speaker 1: go on Instagram right, give us a follow the Bananas

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Speaker 1: Also dm us your strange stories from your own personal life.

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Speaker 1: Will put them in a mini Soda two oil boy.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: Also, I don't know when that's coming out, but it

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Speaker 1: might be.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing some shows in Portland May thirteenth, fourteenth, and

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Speaker 1: fifteenth at Helium where there's links on the Banana page.

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Speaker 1: And also just added Scottie Yes, sir, I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: in Philadelphia at Helium June seventeenth, eighteenth, and nineteen.

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Speaker 2: My Gosh, Billy Baby Billy Bananimals, South Jersey Bananamals Board

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Speaker 2: mid Atlantic Bananimals. Get in your cars, go laugh at

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Speaker 2: kurtyb doing comedy. You'll be glad you did. There's probably

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Speaker 2: only a one drink minimum because the quarantine still continues.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I bet you there's two drink minimum, yep. But I

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Speaker 1: was socially distanced.

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Speaker 2: And also if anybody I had a couple of people

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Speaker 2: call the Banana Phone this week and ask about our theme.

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Speaker 2: the Bananas Podcast Theme and we love Kahan and we

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Speaker 2: love our theme song. So buy it, make it your

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Speaker 1: All the money goes to Kahan. Babies we don't get,

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Speaker 2: Babies, babies, baby babies, adult babies, swingers, thing, what Happened?

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Speaker 2: We have Danielle and Milly as our very special guest

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Speaker 2: from the I Saw What You Did podcasts.

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Speaker 3: And dare you?

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you for being here. Tell us a

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Speaker 2: little bit more about the pod for maybe ban animals

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Speaker 2: that are so stupid they've never listened to your podcast.

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Speaker 3: Before really take it away.

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Speaker 5: So our podcast features Danielle myself and we talk about

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Speaker 5: double features that have a fun, crazy, imaginative theme every week.

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Speaker 5: So we're basically going through old films don't really do

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Speaker 5: too many new new films, but we do, you know,

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Speaker 5: we do it once in a while and we just

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Speaker 5: kind of talk about, you know, the sort of through

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Speaker 5: lines between both and it's a lot of fun and.

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Speaker 3: Cool.

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Speaker 2: I learned from your podcast. I had never heard this before, Kurt,

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Speaker 2: tell me if you've heard this, that Sleepless in Seattle

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Speaker 2: might be a Jeff Bezos origin story. Am I kidding me?

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Speaker 3: Right, you've got mail, You've got mail, you got You've

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Speaker 3: got mail.

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Speaker 2: That's right, You've got jail might.

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Speaker 3: Be a movie that should end in a fistfight. They

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Speaker 3: should not be in a relationship.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 3: He got closed down your mom's store that she built

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Speaker 3: with her own little bony hands. And now you're falling

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Speaker 3: in love with him just because he's Tom Hanks and

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Speaker 3: you have AOL. That's not how this movie goes.

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Speaker 2: And now we all have Amazon Prime, Amazon Fresh, Amazon, everything,

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Speaker 2: all because You've got mail. I had never heard that

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Speaker 2: theory before, and I love it so much.

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Speaker 3: Look, we're just we're outing villains on our show.

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Speaker 2: Good.

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Speaker 1: I love it we're doing Wait, was the like I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to remember it because I can't. Was the whole

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Speaker 1: like kooky premise that like they got emails from each other.

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Speaker 3: It was that they were messaging each other and yeah,

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Speaker 3: like they like.

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Speaker 1: And people were like, can you believe it? They met

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Speaker 1: and they did it with emails or.

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Speaker 3: They met online and this I say, this is someone

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Speaker 3: I met my ex husband on a comic book for him. Yes,

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Speaker 3: so I know from what I speak when I say

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Speaker 3: that in the in the nineties, it was all new

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Speaker 3: territory and this is the wildest thing you could have done,

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Speaker 3: and you could have There weren't too many killers back

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Speaker 3: then using the internet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, killers the internet. Killers were still like cutting razor

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Speaker 2: blade magazines and like gluing little notes with letters, and

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Speaker 2: then all of a sudden they were like, you can

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Speaker 2: send mail directly to that person.

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Speaker 3: I can stop sticking these nails through this apple or

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Speaker 3: just leaving it on a porch for a child.

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Speaker 1: I remember my brother, My brother was really into computers

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Speaker 1: and probably in like like ninety two or something, he

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Speaker 1: must have been like he must have been fourteen years old.

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Speaker 1: He they was going on this thing that at the

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Speaker 1: time was called modemia, and it was like and it

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Speaker 1: was literally it was called medemia.

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Speaker 3: That's me.

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Speaker 1: And it was just a message board where you could

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Speaker 1: just post messages.

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Speaker 2: Sure.

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Speaker 1: It was like he had like a twelve hundred bod

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Speaker 1: motem or whatever and it made like the booty. We

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Speaker 1: had like put a phone on it and we would

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Speaker 1: like tip tap and everybody had like it was so cyberpunk.

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Speaker 1: Everyone had like Mona Lise, it's overdrive.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Was just talking about like pizza and like going to

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Speaker 1: like Chuck E Cheese. It was the best. It was

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Speaker 1: all a bunch of fourteen and fifteen year olds. It

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Speaker 1: was amazing.

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Speaker 2: I want to do one other thing. I have to

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Speaker 2: mention because I've forgotten to do it for the last

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Speaker 2: two recordings. And it's also because one thing about Bananas

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Speaker 2: is we were kind of an escape but they're great choir.

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Speaker 2: We really don't ever talk about COVID. But I got

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Speaker 2: this text I have to tell you, Kurt. So this

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Speaker 2: is from Zach from Dayton, Ohio text to the Banana

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Speaker 2: phone two one three two one four seven nine seven four,

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Speaker 2: and I'm going to read exactly what he sent me. Yes, please, Scottie,

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Speaker 2: I had a COVID scare the other day. I woke

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Speaker 2: up in my chest hurt and I couldn't taste anything.

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Speaker 2: So I panicked, and I called into work and quarantined

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Speaker 2: myself and set up a test for the next day.

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Speaker 2: I was so afraid. When my wife got home from work,

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Speaker 2: I told her and she said, how drunk were you

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Speaker 2: last night? You smoked an entire pack of cigarettes and

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Speaker 2: burned your whole mouth on a dog. The test came

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Speaker 2: back negative. So our boy Zach just got rip shit drunk,

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Speaker 2: smoke so much he couldn't smell anything, and then burned

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Speaker 2: his tongue so bad on a hot, hot dog, steady thing.

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Speaker 1: I love that man so much.

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Speaker 3: That's a heroic That's a heroic man right there. That's

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Speaker 3: the one I want to hang out with and gnerate.

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Speaker 2: That's right. So gosh, yeah, so hangover or the disease,

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Speaker 2: you never know?

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Speaker 3: There you go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I remember early in the choir I had that a

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Speaker 1: bunch of times. So I was just like, oh no,

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Speaker 1: did I get it? And I'm just like, nor, is

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Speaker 1: it a hangover? I'll just wait till four pm.

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Speaker 2: I can smell the vodka.

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Speaker 1: Where do you want to hear?

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Speaker 3: Actually, especially in LA, it's like is it allergies?

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Speaker 1: Yes, ergies? Sure, there's so many allergies this year. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is tofer Grace confronted a hecker during a Predator

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Speaker 1: screening and made him cry. This was sent in by J. T. McCormick.

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Speaker 1: This is from the playlist and it is written by Charles.

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Speaker 1: Charles Barfield, one of the one of the best in

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Speaker 1: the biz.

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Speaker 2: His very nervous ancestor fought in the Civil War and

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Speaker 2: just vomited as soon as guns started firing, right on

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Speaker 2: the Barfield.

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Speaker 1: Old Barfield. This is this is. It's written in a

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Speaker 1: very strange tone. But here we go. Look, it starts

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Speaker 1: off with luck, so it is journalism. Look, with all

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Speaker 1: due respect to Touf Grace, as he is a fine

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Speaker 1: talent that is really smart and passionate about film. Why

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Speaker 1: else would you spend hours re editing the Star Wars franchise,

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Speaker 1: which I did not know that toaf for Grace did.

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Speaker 3: It would be really funny if Grace did not do that.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, He's not a quote normal celebrity actor guy, and

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Speaker 1: that perception only gets validated further after hearing him talk

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Speaker 1: about an incident between him and a fan during a

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Speaker 1: screening of the oft Forgotten Predators. Speaking to People TV,

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Speaker 1: Grace talked about a particular screening for the twenty ten

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Speaker 1: sci fi action from Predators weird movie. The film, the

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Speaker 1: actor plays a character that is really revealed to be

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Speaker 1: a bit of a madman murderer. There was one scene

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Speaker 1: that took a lot of emotional output from Grace that

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Speaker 1: caused a heckler in the theater to speak up and

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Speaker 1: annoy him. Grace said that he was sitting in front

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Speaker 1: of a quote macho dude during a scene when the

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Speaker 1: character is revealed to be a bad guy and starts

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Speaker 1: crying quote boilers. My character starts crying because his foot's

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Speaker 1: in a trap and he kind of have to feel

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Speaker 1: for him, and then it's revealed that he's a psycho,

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Speaker 1: explained Grace, and so I start crying. It was a

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Speaker 1: hard day at work for me to like get there.

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Speaker 1: And also you're playing two different characters kind of. So

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Speaker 1: I'm watching this film in the movie theater and this

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Speaker 1: guy goes this guy's crying like a little bit.

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Speaker 2: It's not our sweet baby toe to.

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Speaker 1: First off, right away, I'm on the guy. The hecklers

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Speaker 1: hundred immediately, it is very funny to yell in the

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Speaker 1: theater that is a screening, is a screening, that's this,

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Speaker 1: This is not a matinee at just your normal theater.

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Speaker 1: This is you signed up to go see a movie

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Speaker 1: with people who made the film.

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Speaker 3: This is someone who brought a regrettable date to what

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Speaker 3: they thought was going to be a cool event.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and so then Tofer is sitting directly in front

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Speaker 1: of this guylieb This guy doesn't know, so he added,

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Speaker 1: I turn around and I go what's up now?

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Speaker 2: Which is the hardest thing you can say. That's the

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Speaker 2: hardest thing. No, no little bit has ever said something

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Speaker 2: so just rock stone cold just cuts right into your soul.

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Speaker 1: This it seems like he's playing his character from Oceans twelve,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, where he's like doing the

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Speaker 1: yeah right. So he says what's up now? And this

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Speaker 1: is to for talking, and this guy's mind exploded. He

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Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, you're here and you're on

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Speaker 1: the screen. I think it was the most scared I'd

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Speaker 1: ever seen someone in a movie. You realized like I

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Speaker 1: was the serial killer. And then I turned around in

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Speaker 1: front of him. He started crying. It was great.

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Speaker 3: I wonder if the night before smoked a bunch of

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Speaker 3: cigarettes and ate a hot time, because this sounds like

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Speaker 3: a story that you that this is a drunken retelling.

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Speaker 2: This is and this is some People TV.

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Speaker 1: This is a crazy thing to be like, Oh what

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Speaker 1: does People magazine the television show want to know? Oh

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Speaker 1: me making a heckler, making a man cry in a movie.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm, that's anyway crazy.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we got to take we only you are

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Speaker 2: getting one side of this story, and it's big tof.

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Speaker 2: So if tef says he's scared somebody into tears by

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Speaker 2: saying what's up now? Or what up now? Yeah, oh god, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Seeing a spin off of a great eighties TV show. Yeah,

663
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,479
Speaker 3: he's doing like the rerun dance.

664
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 2: Also knowing their security hired by the studio at every exit,

665
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 2: so that he doesn't just have to be tough. He

666
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 2: has to be tough for one sentence. And thankfully that

667
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 2: guy cried because he didn't understand that movies aren't real.

668
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 2: Big day for tough.

669
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Speaker 3: What I love most is the notion that the guy's

670
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 3: mind exploded because he doesn't understand the physics of an

671
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 3: actor being in real life and in a movie.

672
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's also.

673
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 1: That Toe for Grace would be somehow upset or insulted

674
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: that he's like talking to him, do you know what

675
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: I mean, that guy's heck, just the character crying on, Like,

676
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: what is so confusing and upsetting? Have you guys had,

677
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: like what's like the craziest audience experience in a movie?

678
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 2: There?

679
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 3: Okay, so New York City's wild and uh I just

680
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 3: moved here a few years ago. But when the last

681
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 3: Star Wars film came out, I went and saw went

682
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 3: by myself, you know, around Christmas time, and I was like,

683
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 3: I love going to the movies at Christmas. So I

684
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 3: went by myself, sat down, and from the minute my

685
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 3: butt hit the seat, I saw the fight coming. Not

686
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 3: for me, but for the first time ever. There was

687
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 3: a child in the front that was just banging on

688
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 3: the arm rest and banging, banging, And then this man

689
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 3: stood up as the lights went down and started shouting

690
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,720
Speaker 3: at this toddler, No, no, are you gonna stop banging

691
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 3: on the God dam sy, and the parent stood up

692
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 3: and was like, are you talking to my kid? Just

693
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 3: fight broke out instantly Star Wars like the credits are going,

694
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 3: things are rolling, and they fought for about two minutes.

695
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,920
Speaker 3: Watched the movie, and then went out in the lobby

696
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 3: at the end. As we were all walking out and

697
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 3: they fought. They almost I think they had a fist fight.

698
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 2: Makes it pretty dope.

699
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: That's amazing the best part of that is everyone's at

700
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,280
Speaker 1: fault there, the person who brought a toddler to opening

701
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 1: night of Star Wars and the guy who's mad at

702
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: a fucking child. Everybody's an asshole.

703
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 3: My other favorite movie experience of date of late is

704
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 3: that I took one of my white friends to see

705
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 3: Straight out of Compton, a movie theater in Harlem, and

706
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 3: we sat down and the guy kind of walks in

707
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 3: and spills his popcorn instantly, and the whole audience is

708
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 3: heckling it. And I don't think been in like a

709
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,720
Speaker 3: like a participatory movie before, because the minute people started talking,

710
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 3: he was like, are we gonna be okay? Are we

711
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 3: gonna get shot? And I'm like, you, you need to

712
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 3: know more black people than me.

713
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't jump to that. Don't jump that's a crazy jump. No,

714
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: we're just gonna talk during the movie. We We're gonna

715
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: talk during the.

716
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 3: Movie and laugh a lot, a lot. He was so

717
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 3: so so skittish about it. It made me laugh.

718
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 5: I had to like so Danielle and I once like,

719
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 5: I gotta say this was right before the pandemic, And

720
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 5: I think it was at the.

721
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Speaker 4: Arc Light which.

722
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 5: We saw John Wick three at the Great and So

723
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 5: the Best, and she and I were screaming, laughing the

724
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 5: entire moving because it's just so incredible. We love the franchise,

725
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 5: big fans of john Wick. I keep thinking we were

726
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 5: having such a great time that if the person in

727
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 5: front of us turned around and it was Keanu Reeves,

728
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 5: would we cry? Like, would we cry if he confronted

729
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,919
Speaker 5: us to be like, stop laughing at my serious art,

730
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 5: I'm doing a thing.

731
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Speaker 4: Here, like you know whatever?

732
00:37:58,239 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 2: Yes?

733
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 5: Would you not be able to unders stand the disconnect

734
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 5: between what's happening on the screen and the person that's

735
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 5: funny enough to be really upset by it?

736
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 3: I don't know. Look, if if Keanu Reeves turned around

737
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,439
Speaker 3: from in front of us and said what's up now?

738
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 3: I would just grab him and hug him. Yes'd be like,

739
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 3: what's up? Is that? I love you? I love you?

740
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 2: You're such a good guy.

741
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 3: And the people in front of us did turn around

742
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 3: and say something to us, right.

743
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, they did, but they thought it was funny, which

744
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 4: was great.

745
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 5: Like they were like, we appreciated your laughter and your

746
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 5: and your joyfulness. Uh, the greatest movie that's ever been,

747
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 5: you know, And I just was like, yeah, I can't

748
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 5: imagine like crying because I wouldn't understand that to for

749
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 5: Grace was not in the physical realm and on the

750
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,880
Speaker 5: screen that's you.

751
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: I feel like if we heard that guy the Heckler's

752
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 1: side of the story, it would have been so Then

753
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 1: to for Grace turned around his so I said, look

754
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 1: at this little bit crying. Then Tetford turned around said

755
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: what up now, and I'd be like, oh shit, the

756
00:38:54,719 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: little bitch is here, and I started cry laughing. I have.

757
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 2: I have so many movie theater stories. I think I

758
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 2: used to just go to the movies a lot, and

759
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 2: I really just love when things go wild. I've told

760
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 2: a couple, but I really have. It's I'll just roll

761
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 2: them out over the length of bananas. But there's this

762
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 2: one that fits with this where my friends Skip and

763
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 2: I in college, they build a new movie theater. They

764
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 2: built a stadium seating movie theater. And you remember that

765
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 2: that was like game huge. Yeah, and since it was

766
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 2: near it was near five colleges. So at this crappy

767
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 2: mall that we all called the dirt Mall, they had

768
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 2: a brand new movie theater and it was five bucks

769
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 2: during the day for students. She had a sure student idea.

770
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 2: It's amazing. So Skip and I bought two forties and

771
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 2: we put them in paper bags. He was over twenty one.

772
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: I definitely wasn't, and we went to see Training Day.

773
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 2: So we go into Training Day and it's middle of

774
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 2: the day on like a Wednesday, and where we probably

775
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 2: set like three rows deep or two rows deep, pretty

776
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 2: empty theater, a few couples and stuff around, and the

777
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 2: movie starts and we just crack open the forties cheers

778
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 2: and start drinking along. And also, I really liked that movie.

779
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 2: So there was this one guy and his mom like

780
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 2: twenty rows back, and he's explaining everything loudly to his

781
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 2: elderly mother, but like really loudly, Like okay, so he's

782
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 2: a cop and it's his first day and they're not

783
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 2: they're working together, and it's annoying as shit. But Skip

784
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 2: an eye and I'm underage, so I'm just trying not

785
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 2: to get in trouble for drinking forty ounces of beer

786
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 2: during a movie. And finally this other gentleman says, pardon me,

787
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 2: would you mind not talking during the movie? And the

788
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 2: guy who's been talking the whole movie goes, pardon me,

789
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 2: would you mind if I ripped your fucking face off?

790
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 2: And then when we all turn around, we all turn around,

791
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 2: I instantly put my forty in my jacket and put

792
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,919
Speaker 2: it both between my feet, and the guy who said

793
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 2: pardon me politely is like six six wearing a blue

794
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 2: and black flannel shirt like a lumberjack. He goes, what

795
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 2: did you say, walks over to the nerdy guy, and

796
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 2: his mom goes, he didn't mean it. He didn't mean it,

797
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 2: and he's like, stand up. He's like, say that to

798
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 2: me again, and the guy's like, what's your problem. He's like,

799
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 2: you're talking during the movie. You're ruining the movie for everybody.

800
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 2: Skip and I are like cracking up, laughing, half drunk.

801
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,720
Speaker 2: I mean, this is also five minutes into the movie,

802
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,879
Speaker 2: like the attentions in the movie hadn't risen yet. But

803
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 2: the guy's like, if you say one more word, I'm

804
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 2: gonna kick your fucking ass, and the mom's like, don't

805
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 2: and then he sits back out and he was silent

806
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 2: the rest of the movie. But it was like to say,

807
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 2: pardon me, do you mind if I rip off your

808
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 2: fucking face and then just hide behind your mom. So good,

809
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 2: great movies.

810
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 3: So I feel I feel the same way, like I'm

811
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 3: I'm the lumberjack in that scenario. And then tofer Grace

812
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 3: had said anything to me, I don't think I would

813
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 3: have freaked out because I'm tall.

814
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 4: Man.

815
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, come at me, bro, Yeah, you could take to.

816
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 2: You could take to he could close lie tough, no problem.

817
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 3: I will say I saw the most joyful movie experts

818
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 3: I've had. I saw Magic mic XXLLL in the theater

819
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 3: and Union Square. I had not seen the first Magic MICOD.

820
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,840
Speaker 3: I didn't know what I was in for, and what

821
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 3: I was in for was a party I had never

822
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 3: I've never been in such a raucous theater environment. At

823
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 3: one point, there was a woman who was so excited

824
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 3: by what was happening on screen she threw a kitchen

825
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,959
Speaker 3: sponge at the screen, Like a sponge just landed next

826
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 3: to my feet, and I'm like, she just bring her

827
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 3: groceries in here, and now she's just chucking Kane.

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Speaker 2: Life clean up asle Diane. She's loving xxl am.

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Speaker 1: I man, yep, give us give us a We'll see

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Speaker 1: if we can.

831
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Speaker 2: We would be able to squeeze a short after this. Okay,

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Speaker 2: let's just send in by a ton of people. Thank

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Speaker 2: you to our beautiful bananimals, the and his podcast at Gmail,

834
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Speaker 2: the Bonanas podcast on Instagram. That's it. Mafia fugitive caught

835
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 2: after posting cooking show on YouTube. This was sent in

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Speaker 2: by Gossip dot Sarah So I'm guessing, Sarah Gossip. Thank

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Speaker 2: you so much, Sarah, You're one of the best. And

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Speaker 2: this was by BBC dot com. They never, they never,

839
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Speaker 2: say the writers BBC staff just hates individualism. A fugitive

840
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Speaker 2: Italian gangs do it.

841
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: For the queen.

842
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 2: They do it for the queen. God, what a family.

843
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,240
Speaker 2: A fugitive Italian gangsters urge to show off his cooking

844
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 2: skills has landed him in jail after seven years on

845
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Speaker 2: the run. Seven years seven years, Italian police track down

846
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 2: Mark Farren Claude Bieratt fifty three through culinary videos he

847
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 2: had uploaded to YouTube. Already, Mark, what are you doing?

848
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 2: But what are you doing? How good is your food?

849
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Speaker 2: While he carefully hid his face, he failed to disguise

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00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 2: his body tattoos. Man wear a tie. If this show

851
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 2: teaches you anything, it's where an ugly time Mark Farren

852
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 2: Claude Burrot.

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00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 3: Oh boy, tattoo an ugly tie somewhere on your body.

854
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 2: Yes, oh that's a good tattoo. The alleged member of

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Speaker 2: the I will butcher this and I did no research.

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00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 2: We're gonna go with Non Greta crime family was arrested.

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Speaker 2: I mean apostrophe N D R A and g h

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Speaker 2: E t A gret.

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Speaker 3: How Scotty gets killed. Somebody's putting a hit out on

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Speaker 3: your right now, getta.

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Speaker 2: I know four time people, I'm safe crime. So he

862
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 2: was arrested in the Dominican Republic, where he was hiding

863
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,720
Speaker 2: last Wednesday, and has already been extradited back to Italy.

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00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 2: Bart Or Biarte was reportedly leading a quiet life in

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Speaker 2: Boca Chica. You know, sounds like he had it made.

866
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,320
Speaker 2: But then so he's been on the run since twenty fourteen.

867
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Speaker 2: He was wanted by police for legend trafficking cocaine into

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Speaker 2: the Netherlands. Hilarious on behalf of fat Mafia that I

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00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,839
Speaker 2: cannot pronounce. It's considered one of the most we're gonna

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00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 2: dry aga in Non Greta. I think it is. It's

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00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 2: not is considered yea, it's very no Gretta is considered

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00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:26,760
Speaker 2: one of the world's most powerful organized crime groups because

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00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 2: it controls most of the cocaina entering Europe. It is

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00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 2: based in Calabria, the region that forms the tip of

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00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 2: Italy's boot. For visual learners out there, you know what

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Speaker 2: we're talking about.

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Speaker 3: That's the ass kicking end of the boot. That's the

878
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 3: business end of the boot.

879
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 1: And if anybody's watching zero zero zero on Amazon Prime,

880
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: which I encourage you to, it's pretty good. This is

881
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: where it all takes place, in one of the three location.

882
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 4: Yes, my dad is from the other side of the boot.

883
00:45:57,800 --> 00:45:59,399
Speaker 4: My dad is from the heel of the boot.

884
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: What cool. Nice? Where's that area called.

885
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 4: It's called Bari.

886
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 5: Well, the region is called No I forgot, but it's

887
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 5: the Bariat.

888
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 4: I know only about the lower boot. I don't know

889
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 4: the top part, So.

890
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 2: Mario Batali's from the top. The alleged clan boss, Luigi

891
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 2: Mancuso an easy name, thank you. That's why it's the

892
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 2: boss easy name, is known as the Uncle. Other members

893
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 2: go by nicknames like the Wolf, Fatty and Blondie. They

894
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 2: are now facing justice in the biggest trial Italy has

895
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 2: seen in decades. There are three d and fifty five

896
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 2: alleged mobsters and corrupt officials who have been charged after

897
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,959
Speaker 2: an investigator. This is going to be a Netflix series

898
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 2: for sure.

899
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: But this is all because he had to He had

900
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: to have a YouTube cooking channel.

901
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:55,879
Speaker 2: I think they were looking for him. I think he's

902
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 2: part of the roundup. I think they cast that.

903
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: But this is how they found one of these three

904
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty pp This is amazing, amazing. This guy

905
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: was living the life in the dr just had to

906
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 1: get on YouTube and show people how to make feticini alfredo. Yes,

907
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: the most.

908
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 2: Italian, is the most authentically Italian.

909
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: He would just sit and look at that camera mocking

910
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: him year after year. I don't have a cooking show

911
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 1: on YouTube.

912
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 3: I have all the money in the world.

913
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 1: I live in Calabria, but I don't have my own

914
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: YouTube cooking show. And it took me fucking crazy.

915
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 2: It did. He had to get his noodles out there.

916
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 3: Man. In the Netflix version of this show, a fourteen

917
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 3: year old daughter of an FBI agent is the one

918
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 3: that caught him.

919
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're right.

920
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,919
Speaker 3: Look at this show, dad, this is a great look.

921
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 3: I learned how to make vedacini alfredo like I.

922
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 1: That's my guy. I recognize that tattoo of a lamb.

923
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 3: To either of you have tattoos, Do you have any

924
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 3: discernible I do not.

925
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 1: I don't even know if you can see it.

926
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:07,240
Speaker 2: Kurt has some helmemade I gave myself. Nice They're very meaningful.

927
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 3: Those look like the kind of dots they put on

928
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:13,919
Speaker 3: you when you're about to have a major surgical event. Yeah,

929
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,280
Speaker 3: it's just like, so you could, you could do crimes,

930
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 3: You can have cooking shows.

931
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 7: Yeah I can. I don't think people would notice those dots.

932
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 7: I have to realize it is so strange, like it

933
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 7: you just wonder. He's fifty three, he's been on the

934
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 7: land for seven years, so you're feeling pretty safe, I'm guessing,

935
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 7: but like, uh yeah, it must have been popular enough.

936
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 2: I mean, how else would he have been found. This

937
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,439
Speaker 2: guy must have been one hell of a little chef,

938
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 2: because it's like for enough people to watch and be like,

939
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 2: look at these unique tattoos. I'm going to get in

940
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 2: touch with inner pol It's very strange, and also to.

941
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 5: The idea that he would have probably been fine if

942
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 5: he just hadn't if he if he had covered up

943
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 5: his tattoos, like it might have been.

944
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: Okay, wear a long sleeve shirt and.

945
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 3: Stay off the internet. Stay off the internet if you

946
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:06,839
Speaker 3: if you're a criminal on the run, you cannot use

947
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 3: the internet. That's the life you give up when you're

948
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 3: when you leave.

949
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, get into bird watching.

950
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 2: It's beautiful. Karina Newsome, the great bird who we've had

951
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 2: on here. Karina will will show you any bird you

952
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 2: want to see. She'll She'll send you a book in binoculars.

953
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:29,240
Speaker 2: She's wonderful. You don't Mark Fern Claude Biratt. You don't

954
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 2: need to cook pasta while living in the Dominican Republic

955
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 2: and post it on YouTube. Put it on TikTok you

956
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:37,720
Speaker 2: boso YouTube is tired?

957
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: Oh man? All right, do you want to have one

958
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: last one?

959
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 2: Squeeze one in there. Let's wrap it up tight. Curtie

960
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 2: mm mmmm.

961
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 1: This one was sent him by Copyhaste Classic copy Haste.

962
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 1: This was inspired by Is It Good? Or was I Horny?

963
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: This is from of the Smithsonian Magazine. The title of

964
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 1: this wonderful and amazing article is nine of the Weirdest

965
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,240
Speaker 1: Penises in the Animal Kingdom.

966
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Speaker 2: There we go.

967
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh, no, phone been hacked.

968
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry about that. Danielle we hack fun.

969
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: The tagline is really good. This is by Corn Wetzel,

970
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Speaker 1: best in the biz. Lives to some of nature's most

971
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 1: curious fallacies, from the Echidney's four headed unit to the

972
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: dolphins prehensile member. Okay, amount that she had to use

973
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: thesourus dot com for Dick is amazing. So so, yes,

974
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: the Echidney has a foe headed penis. Okay, seems like

975
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 1: too many, Dolph seems too many. They only use two

976
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 1: of the heads at a time, doesn't make any sense

977
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: to me. The dolphin has its prehensile which means it

978
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 1: can grab backwards like a hand.

979
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 2: Real weird.

980
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 3: Nobody needs that, No need that? Does that come in

981
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 3: handy in the ocean?

982
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe a magician or something currently.

983
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: That says a prehensile penis helps male navigate the complex

984
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 1: labyrinth like reput up reproductive tracks of female dolphins.

985
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,879
Speaker 3: Okay, hang on a second. So what we're saying here

986
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 3: is that this dick shoots out the hand starts opening

987
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 3: up and going through a roller coaster of tubes like

988
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 3: that's how they've evolved. Yeah, give put a hand on

989
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 3: that dick to get through all these.

990
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 2: Two Yeah, there's no inteligent design.

991
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: This is a great Dolphins don't just use their penises

992
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,720
Speaker 1: for baby making either. Bottlenose dolphins frequently copulate for pleasure,

993
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 1: often with members of the same sex. Dolphin sex doesn't

994
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: last long, only ten seconds, but males can ejaculate.

995
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:42,359
Speaker 2: That's not long at all.

996
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:48,640
Speaker 1: Oh, there's the fencing with a fallis the flatworm and

997
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: gauges and penis fights.

998
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes more sense. Yeah, flat worm, you don't

999
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 2: have much going for you anyways. You got to make

1000
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 2: a show of it. And oh the whale.

1001
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,919
Speaker 1: Blue whales are the largest creatures ever roam the word,

1002
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: and they certainly have the fouls to match. Blue whales penises,

1003
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 1: for you, eight and ten feet with a foot long diameter.

1004
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 1: Each of its testes can we up to one hundred

1005
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 1: and fifty pounds and can ejaculate gallons of sperm in

1006
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 1: a single go.

1007
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 3: Okay, well that just ruined my life.

1008
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:21,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so upset. Wow utting in for me, Save

1009
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 2: the whales. I went to a wedding, you know, Heather

1010
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,880
Speaker 2: Lawless and Jeff Buchanan and our friends from New York.

1011
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,839
Speaker 2: Heather's a great comic, Jeff's director editor, really great people

1012
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 2: with Jeff, you did, you did?

1013
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 3: I did.

1014
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 4: I went to Georgia State University, Atlanta.

1015
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:43,319
Speaker 2: That's right, Yep, that's cool. Yeah, he's a super nice guy.

1016
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 2: They got married in Cherokee, North Carolina. And I'll cut

1017
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 2: to I'll cut to the heart of the matter. So

1018
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 2: I didn't really know that many people. I was sort

1019
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 2: of new to New York and they were new friends.

1020
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 2: But we were getting closer, so I was invited. I

1021
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 2: go down. I camped. I slept in a tent at

1022
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,360
Speaker 2: the Scooby Doo campground. I was the only person that

1023
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 2: did that. It's hard to put a suit on an

1024
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 2: a tent.

1025
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 3: It is.

1026
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: I've done that very hard, very hard.

1027
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:08,919
Speaker 2: But at the rehearsal dinner, it had to get moved

1028
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 2: and it ended up in the casino. There. There's a

1029
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 2: Harris casino, and it was really fun and it was

1030
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 2: all these really great comics that I were big fans of.

1031
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 2: But it didn't know so I'm just kind of hanging back.

1032
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 2: I'm having some drinks and then it's a bunch of

1033
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 2: Jeff's local friends from Georgia or North Carolina. And at

1034
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 2: the after party back at the main hotel where the

1035
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,720
Speaker 2: main hotel bar was everybody else is butt me staying

1036
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 2: like I get all the grooms men are drunk and

1037
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 2: they're joking around. This one guy jokes that he came

1038
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 2: out of the bathroom really fast because he has two

1039
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 2: penis holes. And this other guy and Jeff was there.

1040
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 2: They were like, how long are you going to keep

1041
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 2: saying that? He's like, I really do, and they were like,

1042
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,839
Speaker 2: he's been saying he's They're like, Scotty, he's been saying

1043
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 2: this for like twenty years. And he's like, but I do.

1044
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 2: And he was like, do you want to see? And

1045
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,360
Speaker 2: I go, yeah, sure. So we walked back in, me

1046
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:57,879
Speaker 2: and the best man and he pulls his penis out

1047
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 2: and he had two penis holes.

1048
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 3: And are you the first one that ever checked in

1049
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 3: the twenty year history of this show? Yes?

1050
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 2: Yes, And so this other guy, I go, he really does.

1051
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:11,520
Speaker 2: And this other friend comes in and he looks at it.

1052
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 2: So no, it's a man I've never seen before since

1053
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 2: to honestly, I got all the information I needed. But

1054
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 2: they were vertical, they were on top of each other.

1055
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:24,320
Speaker 2: They were like buttons. There were two dots and he

1056
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 2: had two penis holes. Like and we walked back out

1057
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 2: and then everybody was like blown away, but honestly not

1058
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 2: that surprised. Everybody was like, okay, like it doesn't it

1059
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 2: wasn't lying. They just thought it was a bit.

1060
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 3: Also, what a weird bit to carry on that law.

1061
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 4: Did you piss faster because you have two holes?

1062
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 1: Yes?

1063
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 4: Wow, that's crazy.

1064
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:51,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have involved it if if he brought

1065
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 1: you in there and he didn't have two penis holes

1066
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 1: and he's just like for twenty years, I just wanted

1067
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 1: one of these guys to look at my dick. And

1068
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 1: I'm so happy you finally dead, Scottie. You've You've made

1069
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 1: a feel hole. I can stop talking about this.

1070
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 4: So you gave him that he needed.

1071
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought you were going to go in that

1072
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 3: bathroom and he was going to piss in your eye.

1073
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, bummer, I've got told no it was,

1074
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 2: it was, and it was just like it's confirmed, and

1075
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 2: then other got confirment. We walked out, and then everybody

1076
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 2: just acted as if nothing had happened. And I don't

1077
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 2: know his name, and I've never seen any of them again.

1078
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 2: So man, I love that.

1079
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 1: Danielle and Millie. Sorry to end it on so much

1080
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 1: dick talk, but that thank you so much for coming

1081
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: on the show. Everybody should go listen to I saw

1082
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: what you did their podcast on exactly right. Is there

1083
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:47,760
Speaker 1: anything else you guys want to tell us about or plug?

1084
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,240
Speaker 2: Personal plugs? Instagram bums.

1085
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:54,919
Speaker 3: I have a book coming out in juice. You could

1086
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Speaker 3: pick it up, you get a pre order it. It's

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Speaker 3: called The Ugly cry Nicelations And I'm never afraid to

1088
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Speaker 3: I'm never sad to end a podcast on Dick Talk.

1089
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,919
Speaker 2: Okay, it's kind of rare for us, honestly, so sorry

1090
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 2: about that.

1091
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Speaker 1: Don't talk about Dix too much. But I thought it

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Speaker 1: was like I've been holding on to the nine animal

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Speaker 1: penises for a long time, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: there's a Katie in the Morning thing the horns.

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Speaker 2: Let it.

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Speaker 3: Let it be know that that is what we were

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Speaker 3: all about on that.

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Speaker 1: So you did.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we will be talking.

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Speaker 2: Dick every week and mill where can the ban animals

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Speaker 2: find you? Is there anything you would like to plug?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 5: Well, I do a show called TCUM Underground which comes

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Speaker 5: on every Friday night late night on Turner Classic Movies,

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Speaker 5: and there's a Twitter for that. It's TCM Underground and yeah,

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Speaker 5: that's what we're doing over there undergrounds.

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Speaker 2: Exciting cool. That's amazing. I'm going to start watching that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds very fun. Well, thank you guys so

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Speaker 1: much for being on Scottie. Thank you, Thank you, Kirk

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Speaker 1: exactly right, love you buddy. Thank you to Katie Levine,

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Speaker 1: our producer and.

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Speaker 2: Banana Banana. This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: Theme music by Kahan, and all.

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Speaker 1: Of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: You can follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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Speaker 2: where we post stories every day and things that we

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Speaker 2: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on Apple podcast,

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Speaker 1: Stitcher or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 2: And if you're interested in advertising on Bananas, please email

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Speaker 2: us at thee Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 2: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.