WEBVTT - Tyler Perry Joey: Episode 53 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:06.520 There was a problem where taking money. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:12.640 All right, welcome, Oh we match color scheme wise, Welcome 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:13.520 to two cool moms. 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:14.520 I am Joe Gatto. 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:17.120 Hi, I'm Steve Burn also known as don't text back 0:00:17.800 --> 0:00:24.200 here we are. So four sent messages to you. Over 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:28.040 the course of a couple of days. Zero response is back, 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:30.200 and then I get her response back. 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:31.560 It's like, hey, how are you? 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:36.120 While I was sitting next to you. No, but we 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:39.680 talked on the phone. I called you, remember, Yeah, I'll 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:42.040 call you negate that I did. 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:45.839 Take that out of the mixture, right. 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:46.680 You're right, Hey, they did. 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:50.120 I'm not. I'm not above admitting I'm wrong. I'm wrong. 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:52.760 Turn your never. 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:55.480 That's great. 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:57.720 I can show you how I. 0:00:57.680 --> 0:01:00.520 Went to the Quad Cities and I loved it. 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:02.480 What is the Quad City QC's I went to. I 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:02.800 bought this. 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:06.000 I wanted to show Jiggy this. So the Quad Cities, 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:07.679 it changes, well, it depends when you asked. But it's 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:13.080 like Mollin, East Moleen, Davenport and uh Miami. 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:15.520 I'm not sure. 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:18.200 But I asked like five different people when I was 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:19.920 going around town, and they were always they always named 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:21.559 a different one. So I couldn't get a straight answer 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:25.199 at anybody. But I think it's it's like a thing there. 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:27.480 But we found it too. I was very upset that 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:30.760 you weren't with us because we found some men's shops 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:32.280 and we did some men's shopping. 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:33.640 I walked in. 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:35.920 I thought, you're gonna love. A couple of them were great. Yeah, 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:39.000 I there was little sleeper hits there and just taking 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:42.479 a nap. Ski and Davenport joke out and be like. 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:47.319 Hey, no, there's no subtle Joe entering a shop. Yeah, 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:47.960 I'm here. 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:49.440 I like to be I like to let people know 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:50.560 I'm here and ready to go. 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:52.280 This This is a question I have for you. Sure, 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:54.480 because you like to go out on the road. You 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:57.880 like to drop a dime on some clothing a shop local. 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:01.240 Do you bring a lot back and then check your 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:04.080 bag or you what do you do disposable. 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:07.440 Last stuff with me and throw it out? You just 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:08.320 chuck it on the floor. 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:09.960 The on the I've seen you ripped shirts. 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:10.560 I ripped them off. 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:12.679 Sometimes they make it a joke if it's this weekend. 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:15.320 I couldn't button a shirt legit, couldn't even button. 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:16.280 It when I went to put it on, and I 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:18.359 had to Justin was with us, and I had to 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:19.679 send them back to the hotel room to get me 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:21.120 a different outfit because I didn't. I was in a 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:22.280 rush to get there, so I was like, I'll just 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:24.000 grab this and I went to button it and I. 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:27.720 Did the oh no, it wasn't even close it really, you. 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:29.200 Know like sometimes you like, I'll get it. 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:34.440 It was like nipsymmetrical, yeah, hiroish oh no, And I 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:35.600 was like oh. And I was like, I'll just wear 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:36.959 it open, but I when was the last time you 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:37.560 wear that shirt? 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.240 The late eighteens. 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:44.560 And I had a stained undershirt because it was an undershirt. 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:46.080 I was like, oh, it doesn't matter. I couldn't wear 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:46.760 it open because. 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:47.919 I had a big coffee stain. 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:49.960 Did you so you could wear one of your merch shirt? 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:52.440 I don't like that. My merch hairt is a big 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:53.360 is my face? 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:54.840 You don't want to do that? 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:56.960 Yeah, you're right, Yeah, yes I didn't. 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:57.799 I wasn't gonna do that. 0:02:58.200 --> 0:02:59.600 I have done that before when I took my shirt 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:01.680 off and threw it into the crowd, because I've seen that, 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:03.320 you know, they they've you know, the people got to 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:04.200 get the people they want. 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:06.040 And I've thrown on a merch shirt before. 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:11.200 We always laughed because in the first season of Jokers, 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:14.000 he used to wear, un ironically around town a true 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:17.320 TV shirt of his own thing. 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:19.160 And we found that weird and we always made fun 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:19.680 of him for it. 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:21.560 And uh, he got called out by two cops at 0:03:21.560 --> 0:03:24.119 the Staaten Island Ferry really like, hey, you have murder 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:26.959 and practicing jokes and goes, yeah, he's wearing the fucking shirt. 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:33.880 He doesn't mind being recognized, does He's. 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.840 Somebody that's the people's people. 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:36.320 Did you? 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:36.880 Did you ever? 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:40.720 What was your biggest merch item that you've that you've done. 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:43.880 I'm not a big merch guy. I don't like doing it. 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:47.240 I don't like standing there, I don't like like, I 0:03:47.240 --> 0:03:50.200 don't like like taking the card and hi. Yeah, I 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:53.280 just I'd rather do anything but that. Really. Yeah, I 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:55.880 love doing the performing. I love dipping. But I used 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:58.080 to have a Sausage Party t shirt, yes, where it 0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:01.680 was like a five silhouetted like boy band poses and 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:04.400 it said Sausage Party World Tour and then listed all 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:08.440 the cities I was in that year and I did it, 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:13.240 and yeah, girls bought it, but no dudes ever bought 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:15.120 it because if they wanted a thing with sausage party 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:15.840 A yeah. 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:20.480 Which is kind of funny, let's get into it. 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:24.440 But I did sausage Party. I did a crowd work 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:29.479 show in Nashville on Monday. And I've done that bit. 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:33.520 I mean twelve fifteen years I've done it. It's a 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:35.360 fun bit. I love doing it because I never know 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:37.839 what's going to happen. The audience leaves there, they're so happy. 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:42.080 But but this I brought this guy up, this black guy, 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:46.440 and he was you know, you always you kind of 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:48.240 have the black guy go last because you're like, all right, 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:51.360 he's probably godn't know what he's doing, right dancer this rhythm. 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:55.719 I've done this bit again twelve to fifteen years. I've 0:04:55.720 --> 0:05:00.120 seen many versions of it. This was hands down. I 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:02.200 have video of it. Somebody took video of it. I have, 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:04.640 hands down, this is the best one I've ever seen. 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:06.120 Wow, there's a bold stay. 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:08.800 There's a woman named Noreen who became part of the show. 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:11.359 She in her sixties. I was just you know, she 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.120 was fun. When I called her up on stage, the 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:16.680 crowd chanted her name. I was like, Wow, this is 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:19.200 gonna be fun. Okay, cool. So she comes up. She's 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:22.560 a great sport. She's smiling, she's excited to be there. 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:24.640 It's like price is right. She gets on stage like yeah, 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:29.520 black guy. She The reason I said it is like 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:31.200 I was like, oh, you get to cross something off 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:33.840 your bucket list. And she goes, oh Steven, I go yes, 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:36.039 and I put the mic down. She goes, I've had 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:39.520 black and I was like, oh my, and the crowd 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:42.480 again she had nor Reen Noreen. It was like, okay, 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:46.039 we're off to the races. So I completely had forgotten 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:49.120 this guy had brought up. I'd't seen him in a while. 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:53.000 He used to be security at the club. A former marine. 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:56.839 Super nice guy, kind of you know under underspoken, doesn't 0:05:56.880 --> 0:06:00.240 not outgoing, you know. She's kind of like comes up 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:02.960 up and he just puts his hands up to her. 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:05.839 She puts her hands in his and he literally just 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:09.480 picks her up and just starts drilling her in the 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:13.800 air and she is like bucking on like an and 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:17.880 she is dying laughing. Her head is snapping back, she's laughing. 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:21.720 She go who and he's like hitting her, but then 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:25.880 he does the old rapid punch. He's like, she's just 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:27.280 like this. It was like a. 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:28.240 Magic mic moment. 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:31.000 I fell to the ground. I was crying. I was 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:33.920 laughing so hard. And then we had another four minutes 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:36.760 after that bit. But I have the video. I'll send 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:40.039 it a well institute in this or whatever. But could 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:43.200 have been my favorite one I've ever seen, standing ovation 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:45.640 after Sawtage Party, which I've seen a handful of times, 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:48.960 but this one was like everybody wrapped hers up top. 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:51.000 It was sold out, everybody stood up and it was 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:51.960 one of those great moments. 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:54.480 Do you think that Noreens Night started with sure, I 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:55.680 go catch a comedy show. 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:58.280 Next thing she knows, she's. 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:03.640 Being levitated by a reg Democrat two hundred and fifty 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:07.080 strangers her name yelling Norrin. 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:08.680 She's like, this is my life. 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:10.680 I hope she went out till I got hit by 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:12.000 a truck and died, because. 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:16.280 That's a great Now again better yeah, it'll never get better. Yeah. 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:19.560 She was in her sixties, and I really thought before 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:21.440 she did it, I was teasing her. I was like, 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:23.520 don't die, yeah, you know, as like a line. But 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:26.480 when she was getting bucked, I was like, oh, seriously, 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:29.960 don't die. I mean, I'm really she was getting chucked, 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:30.720 and then. 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:33.680 That's so fun. 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:38.239 For no walk it off, Nourene walk it off, because 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:40.800 the danger with that bit is sometimes you get Here's 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:42.920 what I've learned the last few years is when I 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:45.600 first did it, I was a guy my twenty or 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:48.600 you know, early thirties. When I started doing, I think, 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.000 and you could pick out girls kind of like your 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:53.360 own age. It was fun. Something happened in the last 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:56.560 four or five years were young girls with all the 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:59.200 me too stuff and everything, they don't want any part 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:02.520 of it. I've had a handful of girls just like No, 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:05.480 I didn't I didn't ask for this. I've had a 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:07.880 few get up and walk out. And then what I've 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:10.080 had is I've brought up like a woman in her 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:13.800 forties and fifties or like a sixties and they go bananas. 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:16.440 Well they're they're in a different mindset too, right, Oh yeah, 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:18.920 they don't give a shit. They're grabbing ass, they're feeling 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:20.680 the guys they're getting like really hands I. 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:22.640 Had a that reminds me of a I had a 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:25.760 very handsy coworker when I was in my late twenties 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:30.640 named Ricky Party City nice fella. I worked with this 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.560 older woman I think her name was Alison, not Hundreercent. 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:36.160 She always either Alice or Allison. But she was super. 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:39.199 She was like in her late fifties maybe sixties, working 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:43.320 to register at Party City, and she would always like 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:45.680 corner me in the stock room be like help me 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:46.559 with this box. 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:49.200 Like it was really weird. 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:51.600 And I was like, it's so funny to think, like 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:53.480 she was like she couldn't wait to go to work. 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:55.440 She was like, I'm gonna get stock. 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:58.880 But it's so funny to see, like when you get 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:02.520 hit on by older women when you're older, or even 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:04.240 when you're younger, I guess, but like when you're when 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:07.400 you're when you're younger, it's just like super weird because 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:10.120 like it's like sometimes like you're attracted back, and do 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:11.880 you remember like a couple of cougar moments you had 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:13.520 where you're like, oh, I'm talking about when you were younger. 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:16.720 It was like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, she still got it. 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:19.440 Oh yeah, sure, yeah. I love that they did that. 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:21.920 That was my favorite thing about Golden Girls, that they 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:24.680 made Blanche, the way they made her. Oh that was 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:27.040 so phenomenal, Like even before like think about when they 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:29.280 made that TV show, right sure, Like that was such 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:32.599 a smart, fun move to make her just like own her. 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:36.480 A sexuality old on Sullivan and Sudden, we did that 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:41.600 with Christine. She was very promiscuous. But the thing we 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:45.040 did on our show, which had never been seen in television, 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:50.600 which we always loved, is that Christine and Owen Benjamin 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:54.000 her Son, it was always like are they having sex? 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:58.040 Like they were? They were always so comfortable with each 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:00.520 other sexually, and they would be each other's wingman or 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:03.160 wing person. But they would also say things where just 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:06.280 like they'd leave, We're like, are they banging? Like should 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:09.079 we call the cops? Like this is weird? There was 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:13.080 an episode where oh, we did a karaoke episode and 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:16.920 they were singing like yes, I remember, like they were 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.640 like banging each other. We're like, what is going on? 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:22.920 It was That was the dynamic I really really liked 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:26.439 on our show. Oh my God, and she's she's just fantastic. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:30.240 But anytime the old trope of the older sexualized woman 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:31.080 was always fun. 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:34.080 My mom's relationship was very much like Owen Benjamin and 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:36.920 Christine's with me and my mom. 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:37.679 As she got older. 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:42.000 Really, my mom was active, okay, and that's a polite 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:44.680 way of yeah, because she came up anyway, became Yeah, 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:47.880 she became a widow at fifty two. No, if she 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:49.160 was even that old, I don't even know she was 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:51.720 fifty two. Yeah, I think she was fifty two. Right, 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:54.200 So she was young and vibrant her whole life, right, 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:56.439 And she was a good looking lady. Mom Duke's uh 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:58.880 silver fox, you know, turned some heads. 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:01.559 And when you have a great personality as well, or 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:02.839 it's tough not to. 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:05.160 Say she was ugly about her personality was no, no, no. 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:07.400 No, you're saying she's good looking. But when you have 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:09.360 that together, you know what I mean, when when you're 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:12.840 a little older, personality goes so fucking you're killing it. 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:16.559 Yeah, look at me, Look at me crushing it. Crushing it. 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:24.000 Stand back form the line to the left, silver funks. 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:25.640 Yeah. 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:27.720 So my mother and not very much like she would 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:31.120 talk about very openly about her dating life and then 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:33.480 like her first quarter, like the first church, Like if 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:35.440 I came off from day whatever, I think, so she'd be. 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:37.120 Like sitping a cofee and home moo. She'd be like, 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:38.480 so did you bang? 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.880 Sal is always super like uncomfortable around me, and my 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:46.680 mother too, because I've always just talk about anything with 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:49.280 my mom and and I'd be like my mom, like 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:50.800 I go what. I would go out with Sal and Sala. 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:52.599 Sometimes we'll come back to my house and crash. We 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:54.000 would just hanging out whatever. And we wake up and 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:55.720 behind breakfast with my mom. She's like, so, boys, I 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:57.240 was at night last Like, like, Mom, you should have 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:58.400 seen the ass on this one. 0:11:58.880 --> 0:11:59.680 She's like, tell me, you. 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:03.320 Know, like that. 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:05.679 But we had that like kind of open relationship too. 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:08.640 I hope that my kids are comfortable like that because my. 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:10.840 Niece and they're going to be they have no true 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:11.640 my niece. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:13.720 And nephew just started being uh, they went to college 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:16.240 right now, so they're eighteen. They're eighteen years old, freshman's 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:18.920 in college, and they have My sister has a very. 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:21.559 Good rapport with them as well. Sure they're very open 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:22.199 about talking. 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:25.400 About but your sisters, like you, they're very outgoing. Yeah, 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:28.520 I would be hard pressed to think that they'd be 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:31.000 recluse to around the kids or whatever. 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:36.240 I think outgoing parents though, because it's a different dynamic 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:38.120 with your kids and you have with you know, being 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:41.240 outgoing with your kids doesn't Outgoing isn't really a word 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:43.440 you use for your parents, right, because your parents are 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:46.200 the outgoing is like for strangers. So, but if your 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:51.480 parents are approachable or sure outspoken, maybe. 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:53.760 Right, right, there's a big difference between approachable and outspoke 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:55.600 one hundred percent. I would I would assume that your 0:12:55.640 --> 0:13:00.160 mother is probably was probably outspoken, very vibrant. Yes, what 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:04.480 I guess, sure, yeah, sure you never met her never? No, No, 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:05.840 she goes by the grave. 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:07.200 We go by the grave. 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:11.480 You bring it up all the time. So, yeah, my folk, 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:15.679 my father is always approachable. My father, dad is he's like, 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:17.520 he's just a he's a great dude. 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:19.240 So he's one of those guys that he always feels 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:20.920 like your uncle, you know, he's got that vibe about it. 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:23.200 Yeah, he's you're instantly part of his family. 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:25.600 Yeah, all the kids always like my dad. My dad 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:28.280 would always come to the comedy sets, the comics love 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:33.160 my father. He's just a great dude, very outgoing, but 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:35.920 but still like a father. You know. He's not my buddy, 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:39.160 he's not my friend. He's like he's my dad. And 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:43.280 my mom is just just the sweetest little lady that 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:46.680 can barely She gets so insecure about her English that 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:50.560 she gets really inhibited, should get quiet and but She's 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:54.400 the most brutally honest woman I've ever met in my life. 0:13:54.480 --> 0:14:00.000 She remember my wife, Jessica, her younger sister Amanda, uh, 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:04.360 look very similar, and then Lindsay doesn't really look like them, 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:07.000 but you know, you could tell their sisters, but jess 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:11.439 and Amanda look alike. And then Lindsay, you know, anyways, 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:13.680 could be like a cousin. But they're all sisters, right, 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:17.839 And so my mom knows Jessica knows Amanda, and meeting 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:21.360 Lindsay for the first time, to this day, I can't 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:23.560 believe she said this. She goes, she goes, oh, hi, 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:27.320 She's like, yeah, I'm a Lindsay, I'm Jessica's sister. She goes, oh, sister, 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:32.720 you look weird. I was like, oh no, oh no, 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:35.840 you just feel yourself leaving your body and you're instantly like, 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:38.560 grab the tools. I gotta do patchwork. I gotta fucking 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:39.080 fix this. 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:43.160 And she's like, oh, I mean it's just your eyes 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:44.400 they're too far apart. 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:49.680 But unusual to the other two. My mom doesn't have 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:52.800 the dense vocabulary, so that's what she said. And I'm 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:55.880 just like, oh, for fox sake, so that's great. I 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:59.960 don't get stuck like it did. Apologize the next like 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:02.280 twenty times a solid. By the way, my mom, you 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:04.480 know she wasn't. Fuck. You look weird? 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:05.880 Weird? 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:06.800 Who wants to hear that? 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:08.600 I get that all the time. 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:09.760 You look weird? 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:12.760 Yeah, no, yeah, I get that. 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:14.640 Why why would you look weird? 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:17.320 I mean, look at me, I'm a weird looking fella. 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:18.200 I don't think so. 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:24.440 I mean my body type is very weird. Well, like 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:26.840 all all my fats in my stomach right pretty much. 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:27.560 I look at my arms. 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:29.000 Look, I look kind of jacked. 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:31.840 You look like if you were in the ocean from 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:34.640 here up. He's kind of like a good looking Yeah. 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:35.800 And then and then you get out and it's like 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:44.720 getting fish start flowing to the top, just dead fish. 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:46.520 Oh it's low tide. 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:54.280 Kids are screaming, hell's weird, like on the whistle, helicopter's 0:15:54.320 --> 0:16:04.760 coming in. Weird weird. But you you admit you don't 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:06.760 do anything. No, I say, do you want to take 0:16:06.760 --> 0:16:09.400 a walk. I don't take a walk for what? Yeah, 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:12.080 you don't. You don't three blocks? You don't exercise at all. No. 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:13.720 I used to work on my feet a lot, and 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:15.280 I don't any excuse me. I used to work on 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:16.000 my feet a lot. 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:18.440 So you considered working on your feet that was exercise 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:18.880 for sure. 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:20.240 I mean, if you don't sit down for all day, 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:21.960 you know, there's the difference. Now I sit down at 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:23.720 your computer, I'm right, and I'm doing whatever. You know, 0:16:23.800 --> 0:16:26.280 But like it's I was used to be not sit for. 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:27.960 You know, twelve to fourteen hours a day. 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:29.880 Sure, it's crazy you're up and around you when you're 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:32.320 getting your steps in. Do you not get steps in 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:32.760 at all? 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:33.600 Like it is something? 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:35.440 Do you when's the last time you had the gumption 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:37.280 to be like, I should get off the couch and 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:42.360 do something. I should do something like for my health. 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:45.680 I'm pretty sure it was two thousand and four, Joseph, 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:51.840 jose you know that's not good to not be somewhat active. No, 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:54.200 I'm yeah, because when we're on the road, I've mentioned 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:56.320 it to you, but like, hey, we should take it, 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:59.680 you know whatever. But you you walk through shops and stuff. 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:02.560 So I walk about town, you walk about town. Maybe 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:03.240 that's considered. 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:06.439 I guess you're gonna get step I'm not just like, 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:09.280 oh we're going lethargic, big fatty. 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:10.240 I don't mind it. 0:17:10.560 --> 0:17:13.800 Yeah, I probably should. You could do more? 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:15.359 Well, we all could. 0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:18.439 Of course I should, I absolutely could. But but you, 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:19.840 I think you. 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:23.560 Was That's something people say, what because like I should 0:17:23.560 --> 0:17:25.840 do more? And I'm owning that I should definitely do more. 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:29.440 And I answered, we all could do more. I'll throw 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:31.600 it in a royal way like no, it's like I 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:32.040 get it. 0:17:32.760 --> 0:17:34.360 I get it. But Joe, we're talking about you. 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:35.920 Yeah, yeah, I'll do more. 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:36.320 You know what? 0:17:41.400 --> 0:17:43.560 How was that? I'm not sitting around all day now. 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:44.920 This is my job now is sit. 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:47.040 Around and walk to you and she do the hokey pokey. 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:49.119 Turn myself around and then you're done. That's what it's 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:53.440 all about. All right here, we want to help some Americans. 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:57.440 Here we go. We're here for you. We have all 0:17:57.480 --> 0:17:58.600 the answers. Thank you so much. 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:02.920 Never ends at two Cool Moms pod on the instagrams, 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:06.199 follow us, subscribe, subscribe, but I don't you know what, 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:07.639 I don't care you guys don't want to follow us, 0:18:07.640 --> 0:18:10.560