1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,800 Speaker 1: Kurtie B. I hope you're reading a laugh and laugh 2 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:02,200 Speaker 1: and laugh? 3 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:04,040 Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? I'm so ready. 4 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 1: You love to laught. That's one thing I do know 5 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:10,479 Speaker 1: about you. You've been a mystery to me for our 6 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 1: entire friendship, but I do know that you love to last. 7 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 1: Report reveals which cars are most likely to get pooped 8 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: on by birds. 9 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:27,520 Speaker 3: What Yes, we did it? Oh my god. That's right, folks. 10 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 3: It's the target of your affection. Bananas, bananas. Would you 11 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,280 Speaker 3: your lid resilient pieces? 12 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:47,839 Speaker 1: Would you believe? 13 00:00:59,040 --> 00:00:59,280 Speaker 2: Guys? 14 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 3: Gals, Now, I'm by Aaron Palace. Welcome to Bananas. 15 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,760 Speaker 1: Hi, Scottie, Heykurtie B. I'm Banana boy number two. That's 16 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 1: Kurt Brown Older. This is the number one strange news 17 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: podcast somewhere. 18 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 3: It is, I would say in the world. I don't 19 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 3: know of any others other than Dumb People Town, but 20 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:20,319 Speaker 3: that's less strange and more dumb. 21 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 1: Dumb People Town. That is a good podcast. You've done 22 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:24,679 Speaker 1: that podcast. 23 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:24,919 Speaker 2: Right any times? 24 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 3: That's great Disclore Brothers podcast. 25 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 2: You guys should watch it. 26 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, they're funny. Let's see if we have more reviews 27 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: than them. Hmmm, yes we do. Okay, We're the number 28 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 1: one strange news podcast in the world. This is bananas. 29 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 1: It's also about friendship. It's also about you know, just 30 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: being cool. 31 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, hanging out. It's about being cool. 32 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 3: It's about education. Come on, let's not let's not trick ourselves. 33 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: We teach you guys all kinds of fun stuff. We 34 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 1: have a fun time doing it, and we respect each other. 35 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 1: And what else do you need in this world? 36 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 2: Else do you need in this world? 37 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 1: Hope everybody in the United States had a wonderful Thanksgiving. 38 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: I think this comes out before Thanksgiving or after one 39 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:11,919 Speaker 1: of the two. 40 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,520 Speaker 3: I don't know, after just right after. We're in like 41 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,119 Speaker 3: December right now. 42 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 1: Why don't they do rotisseri turkey. 43 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:28,120 Speaker 3: Because they too much? Because it's too too much bird. 44 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 3: That's what I think. I've given up on turkey. We know, 45 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 3: like we no longer do turkey. Yeah, just too dry. 46 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,919 Speaker 3: We do a big, a big, big chicken, a. 47 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 2: Capon chickens better chickens, better chickens meat, don't. 48 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:47,520 Speaker 1: Get me wrong. A turkey club. That is a classic sandwich. 49 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:48,760 Speaker 1: I love look at. 50 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 3: Me, look at me saying I eat turkey. Yeah, like 51 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 3: that's the way. But that's that's reconstituted Turkey. 52 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: I feel like, right, yeah, I think they I think 53 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:03,079 Speaker 1: they that down disgusting. They're so good and damn it's 54 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:08,079 Speaker 1: good with life, mayonnaise. How you doing, dude? You having 55 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 1: fun living the dream? 56 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 3: I'm living the dream. I have off today, which is 57 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 3: rare delight and it's uh, yeah, you know, we're deep 58 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,639 Speaker 3: in Oh, this is what I was not prepared for. 59 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 3: Scotty moved and I don't know if this is the 60 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 3: East coast or if it's something in my house, right, 61 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:34,359 Speaker 3: but the static electricity in the in the wintertime is 62 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 3: so I'm getting shocked all the time, like all the time, 63 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 3: like to the point where it hurts, and I'm like, ah, 64 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 3: And it's not like I have carpet or then I'm 65 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 3: like shuffling on carpet or anything. We have hardwood. 66 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 1: Radiator heat. What kind of heat you got, Yeah. 67 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 3: Radiator heat. So I would think that that would make 68 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 3: the air. I always thought like that happened when it 69 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 3: was the air was super dry, but like it makes 70 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 3: the air kind of nice. 71 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean when I was in Brooklyn, I would 72 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 1: put a pan of water on my pie pan of 73 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 1: water on my radiator every night, just because it would 74 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 1: get so dry, and then the morning would be empty 75 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,520 Speaker 1: and that would just be my own little humidifier. 76 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 2: Oh I love that. I should do that. 77 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 1: That's city living. But that's so strange. I wonder if 78 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:20,680 Speaker 1: there's like something you could wear, like a wristband or 79 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,720 Speaker 1: something that would write one of those weird copper sleeves 80 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 1: that all the former athletes are like, I don't have 81 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 1: knee pain anymore because I'm wearing this dumb kneoprene sleeve 82 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: with two pennies on the knee. 83 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 3: It was got so bad that like we because we 84 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 3: Olive has had this, you know, like stupid fleece blanket 85 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 3: since she was like a very little kid, and she'd 86 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 3: always us. 87 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:51,480 Speaker 1: Stupid, this stupid fleece blanket. My daughter doors so dumb. 88 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:57,160 Speaker 3: It was just meaning it wasn't like a particularly good blanket, right, 89 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 3: It was just like it had spaceships on it or whatever. 90 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 3: And that's why they got it when they were kids. Yes, 91 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 3: so it wasn't like this will keep you warm, but 92 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 3: it would spark. It would spark. The lights would be 93 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,719 Speaker 3: off and she would move so good and it would 94 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 3: just blue sparks would be shooting all over it. And 95 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,040 Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, so I got rid 96 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:22,159 Speaker 3: of that god or like a regular duvet. But it's 97 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,279 Speaker 3: like I was just like that's when I started noticing, like, 98 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 3: oh man, we're getting shocked all the time. When there 99 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 3: was a blue sparks shooting onto my daughter. 100 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,839 Speaker 1: I guess you know. I think that they say a 101 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:37,039 Speaker 1: spontaneous human combustion can happen, and sometimes it's some combination 102 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 1: and then a spark like that like static, and then 103 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: you we've done a couple of stories on here about 104 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 1: people who produce alcohol, like their bodies produce alcohol. Yeah, 105 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 1: so you combine those two things and you got the 106 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 1: human torch real quick. 107 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 3: And then there was a thing too. Do you remember 108 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 3: this where you like you shouldn't use your cell phone 109 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 3: while you're filling. 110 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 2: Up your gas tank. 111 00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: I do remember that. 112 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,880 Speaker 3: And then like people would just explode. 113 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:04,160 Speaker 1: But did that ever happen. That feels like an urban legend. No. 114 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,000 Speaker 3: I think it did happen a couple of times because 115 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,920 Speaker 3: there was like something there was some electrical spark that 116 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 3: would happen when they would like flip your phone open 117 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:11,719 Speaker 3: or something. 118 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:13,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, made a connection. 119 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,040 Speaker 1: Some people just have that, like those people that have 120 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,560 Speaker 1: been struck by lightning the most multiple times. It's been 121 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,520 Speaker 1: struck by lightning the most. There we go. It was 122 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,640 Speaker 1: the first thing I put who has been and I 123 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,280 Speaker 1: fin is struck by lightning the most? 124 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:27,039 Speaker 2: Smoking? 125 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 1: No, I'm not joking. I'm not smoking. Roy C. Sullivan, 126 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: an American park ranger, has been struck by lightning more 127 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,680 Speaker 1: times than any other known person. Seven confirmed strikes. 128 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,240 Speaker 3: Oh, but does he work on top of a mountain? 129 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:45,000 Speaker 1: First strike Kurt nineteen forty two. Strike occurred on fire 130 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,800 Speaker 1: lookout tower. There it is burning his leg and foot 131 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 1: nineteen sixty nine. So that's a really long gap forty 132 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,920 Speaker 1: two to sixty nine. So he probably was like, that's 133 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:58,080 Speaker 1: never going to happen again. I struck while driving his truck, 134 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:01,040 Speaker 1: knocked him unconscious, singed his eyebrows. 135 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 3: While driving his truck. Was it up on a mountain? 136 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,440 Speaker 3: That's what I questioned. It's going to be the same 137 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:07,320 Speaker 3: question each time. 138 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 2: Continue. 139 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:13,240 Speaker 1: One year later, nineteen seventy, it starts speeding up. Struck 140 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,679 Speaker 1: on his left shoulder while standing in his front yard. 141 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 142 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 3: Two years after that, No, No. 143 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:28,120 Speaker 1: Roy, see Sullivan, the sea stands for crap. Uh, Roy, 144 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,560 Speaker 1: lightning struck his range station again. His hair caught fire. 145 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:36,560 Speaker 3: Oh my god, struck his cookie. 146 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 1: So that's up. Probably that hit the building. Yeah. One 147 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:44,600 Speaker 1: year after that, nineteen seventy three, he was hit again 148 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:49,480 Speaker 1: while driving, cinched his hair. What. Nineteen seventy six he 149 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:52,120 Speaker 1: was struck for a sixth time, injuring his ankle and 150 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:57,360 Speaker 1: burning his hair. Nineteen seventy seven his last time. Sullivan 151 00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:00,160 Speaker 1: was struck for the seventh time, resulting in a sea 152 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:05,760 Speaker 1: and another fire. I mean Roy Sullivan. 153 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,400 Speaker 3: Is Roy Sullivan still alive? 154 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:11,920 Speaker 1: No, he passed away. He died in nineteen eighty. 155 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 3: Three from a shark attack. 156 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:20,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, a shark attack at this ranger station. Wow, 157 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,400 Speaker 1: it's an educational podcast. Indeed. 158 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:28,240 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I saw something. 159 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:30,760 Speaker 1: Very funny today. 160 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm excited. 161 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:38,160 Speaker 1: You know, you and I are sympathetic guys. We want 162 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,440 Speaker 1: the best for all of mankind and humanity, and we 163 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:45,520 Speaker 1: would never poke fun ever at the homeless or the unhoused. 164 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:45,680 Speaker 2: No. 165 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,880 Speaker 1: Today, I was parked at a red light and I 166 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,120 Speaker 1: noticed something I hadn't seen before, which was can you 167 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,240 Speaker 1: kind of picture a spray tann booth, like a portable 168 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:59,679 Speaker 1: spray tanning booth. It's probably not unlike something you've seen 169 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:01,520 Speaker 1: some each change in a wetsuit in and out of 170 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,959 Speaker 1: It's kind of like a tent. It's about six or 171 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,720 Speaker 1: seven feet tall and it zips up. 172 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:08,640 Speaker 2: But why is it? 173 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,559 Speaker 3: Why is it portable? Why does people need to be 174 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,559 Speaker 3: applying spray tan outside of a structure. 175 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,120 Speaker 1: Well, I'm not going to name names or shows, but 176 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 1: there's one very famous TV show creator who famously would 177 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:25,440 Speaker 1: walk through his writer's rooms, get a spray tan right 178 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,360 Speaker 1: next to the writer's room, and then come back into 179 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:33,920 Speaker 1: the room fully spray tand and start listening to pitch jokes. Yeah. 180 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,800 Speaker 1: So the reason I know what it looks like is 181 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:41,200 Speaker 1: way back in the day, I did a On the 182 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 1: Street show for E and there's a comedian named Sarah Tiana. 183 00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:47,120 Speaker 1: She's very funny. We should probably have her all the bananas. 184 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,960 Speaker 3: And we went to a bodybuilding Sara Tiana on No, 185 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:50,520 Speaker 3: we should. 186 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,920 Speaker 2: She's very funny. 187 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:54,319 Speaker 1: She was such a good sport as a field correspondent. 188 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:58,199 Speaker 1: We went to a bodybuilding expo at the Convention Center 189 00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:01,719 Speaker 1: downtown and so you know, it's people, there's a competition, 190 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:04,040 Speaker 1: but then it's also people saying way and protein. But 191 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,320 Speaker 1: a big part of that is bronzing and tanning, and 192 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,400 Speaker 1: so Sarah got spray tanned on TV in one of 193 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,280 Speaker 1: these portable That's the only reason I know exactly what 194 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,040 Speaker 1: these things are, right. So I'm sitting there in the 195 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,400 Speaker 1: red light and I'm like, that's weird. And then just 196 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:24,559 Speaker 1: forty something unhoused, man fully closed, ye hair, a little 197 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:29,600 Speaker 1: wild okay on zips steps out, arms in the air, 198 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 1: just a big old stretch like a real vict and 199 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:37,280 Speaker 1: then just walks down the sidewalk like nothing happened. I 200 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,760 Speaker 1: looked inside. There was nobody else in there. So I 201 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:42,160 Speaker 1: was just trying to figure out what great event did 202 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:45,320 Speaker 1: that guy have going on inside that spray tanning vertical. 203 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:47,720 Speaker 1: You can't lay down on it. It's like two feet TV. 204 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:52,840 Speaker 4: And it wasn't toilet in there, Nope, just hello worlds 205 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,920 Speaker 4: back out here to I just like to think he 206 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,920 Speaker 4: was just conquered a little victory in there. 207 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:00,559 Speaker 2: I love that. 208 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,800 Speaker 1: I like Rocky Balboa, arms in the air, just walks 209 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,800 Speaker 1: out of there, just heads right down the sidewalk, and 210 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,839 Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, man, a little wine. We all 211 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:10,880 Speaker 1: need a little is it just. 212 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,079 Speaker 3: Is it a little drug taking enclosure? 213 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:19,400 Speaker 1: I'm not passing judgment maybe he finally finished a book, 214 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:24,079 Speaker 1: Finnigan's Wake. He was in there for fourteen years reading 215 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:28,000 Speaker 1: Finnigan's Way. Oh man, it was so funny though. It 216 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:31,040 Speaker 1: was just those surreal things you see sometimes you're like, man, 217 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 1: he's having a better time right now than I am. 218 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:36,719 Speaker 1: It's been rainy out here. 219 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,520 Speaker 3: I tell you, Did I tell you? 220 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:38,760 Speaker 1: Oh? 221 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,640 Speaker 2: I think I did tell you. No, I already told you. 222 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,400 Speaker 3: I told you that we're going to go. We get 223 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,120 Speaker 3: to watch the Macy's Day parade. 224 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,560 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's great. When is that this weekend? Or 225 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:49,720 Speaker 1: is it on Thanksgiving? 226 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,360 Speaker 3: It's on Thanksgiving Thanksgiving morning. 227 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:55,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, gobble gobble. Brittany sent this in Thank you, Brittany. 228 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,800 Speaker 1: You can send your stories to Banana Boys on Instagram 229 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:01,560 Speaker 1: or the Banana Boys the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com, 230 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:06,520 Speaker 1: or Domina's podcast on Instagram. Report reveals which cars are 231 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,360 Speaker 1: most likely get pooped on by birds. 232 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:13,760 Speaker 3: This is I mean sometimes when scientists are out there, 233 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:14,679 Speaker 3: they're doing the work. 234 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:15,800 Speaker 2: You know what I mean? 235 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:20,120 Speaker 3: This is I don't even know how you would imagine 236 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,760 Speaker 3: and create a study to figure this out, and I'm 237 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,040 Speaker 3: so excited to hear about it. 238 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:29,480 Speaker 1: This was in Gizmoto, written by Gay Young Lee Best 239 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:33,120 Speaker 1: in the Biz. Good for you, Gay Youngly. Birds poop 240 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:37,040 Speaker 1: for very scientific and evolutionary reasons. That said, the beauty 241 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,360 Speaker 1: of science, Well, I can think we. 242 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,720 Speaker 3: All poop for very scientific and evolutionary reasons. 243 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,319 Speaker 1: I agree. It's a big part of how I get 244 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,960 Speaker 1: rid of the waste in my body. It's one of 245 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:47,280 Speaker 1: the two. 246 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,040 Speaker 3: It's an evolutionary reason. 247 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:55,880 Speaker 1: Once a year, I really go for it inside. 248 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:59,160 Speaker 3: You remember that idea where it was like a world 249 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,120 Speaker 3: where everyone farts on at the same moment on the 250 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:06,680 Speaker 3: same day. That'd be great, Like for for the year, 251 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,360 Speaker 3: all of their farts for a year just come out 252 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,920 Speaker 3: at the same moment. So it's like, probably I don't know, 253 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:14,680 Speaker 3: it's probably like a couple days long and everyone's doing 254 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:15,520 Speaker 3: it at the same time. 255 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:20,440 Speaker 1: I would what a great festival that would be. The 256 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:24,520 Speaker 1: world needs it. Yeah, it's like hands across the world 257 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,040 Speaker 1: or America whatever Coca Cola tried to do. It's like 258 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,720 Speaker 1: every just holds hands and just farts one day a year. 259 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:34,640 Speaker 1: It's like the Perche. It's the original Perche. That said, 260 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,120 Speaker 1: the beauty of science is difficult to appreciate what it 261 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:41,040 Speaker 1: materializes as unwanted poops blotches on the hood of your car, 262 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 1: Gay Young Lee bringing. 263 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,480 Speaker 3: It bringing it poops blotches. That's what Gay Young Lee 264 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,040 Speaker 3: decided to say. 265 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:53,640 Speaker 1: Poop splotches. But there may be particular colors or driving 266 00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:56,520 Speaker 1: habits that might make your car more attractive to birds 267 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:58,520 Speaker 1: looking for a great place to poop. 268 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:03,080 Speaker 3: It's interesting because I mean they have to control for 269 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,040 Speaker 3: where it's parked. 270 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,520 Speaker 1: That's a big part of that. 271 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,920 Speaker 3: That's a big thing, right, because it's like, if you're 272 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 3: parked underneath a place where a lot of birds are 273 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,960 Speaker 3: hanging out, let's go. 274 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,640 Speaker 1: You know that whole thing that old saying, like, well, 275 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,760 Speaker 1: if everybody else was jumping off a bridge, would you 276 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:21,280 Speaker 1: do that? This one lacrosse coach I had back like 277 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 1: he was, he's the best. He would say. His version was, hey, 278 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,600 Speaker 1: landis you know that white stuff and bird poop? You 279 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,480 Speaker 1: know what that is? And I said what, he goes, 280 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,560 Speaker 1: that's bird shit too, And then that was his version. 281 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,880 Speaker 1: So if I was goofing off and somebody else got 282 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,520 Speaker 1: caught and he knew I was a part of it, 283 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,280 Speaker 1: you know what that white stuff and bird poop is, 284 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:46,400 Speaker 1: that's bird shit too. Nice guy, great leader of your 285 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,160 Speaker 1: so fuddy. It's a great saying. 286 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,280 Speaker 3: Though, Yeah, great saying. 287 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:55,520 Speaker 1: Uh. He also would say, hey, you're tuned into WPOS radio, 288 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:59,480 Speaker 1: You're worthless piece of shit. Yes, I sort of go. 289 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,240 Speaker 1: I swear to God save guy w POS radio. Hey 290 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:09,760 Speaker 1: you tuned into WPS radio. You were those Oh man, 291 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,200 Speaker 1: it was a better time before phones had cameras or cameras, 292 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,600 Speaker 1: headphones or whatever they do now. Earlier this month, Virginia 293 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:22,000 Speaker 1: based company Allen's Factory Outlet published the Bird Dropping Report. 294 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,640 Speaker 3: Wait Alan's Factory Outlet, I know yeah, wait wait wait 295 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:30,440 Speaker 3: they published it. Wait, this is in science Allen's Factory Report. 296 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 1: It is what. 297 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, what's Allen's Factory Report. 298 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:42,800 Speaker 1: They build garages and car ports and eved roofs. It's 299 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:43,560 Speaker 1: a gizmoto. 300 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,760 Speaker 2: I don't trust this, trust it. 301 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:53,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just car ports. Yeah. They surveyed one thousand drivers, 302 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,200 Speaker 1: uh with their experience dealing with bird poop on the cars. 303 00:15:56,240 --> 00:16:00,080 Speaker 1: The report combined survey responses with ornithology research, and its 304 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,880 Speaker 1: conclusions reveal mix of expected and surprising insights into their 305 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:11,800 Speaker 1: relationship between avion, avian bowel activity and vehicle appearance. Overall, yes, brown, red, 306 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:15,040 Speaker 1: and black cars are the most likely to get pooped on. 307 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 1: Lighter colors white or silver or yellow tended to be 308 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,720 Speaker 1: spared from bird poop. 309 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:25,760 Speaker 2: I mean, this is not science. 310 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,040 Speaker 3: If you just don't see it as much on a 311 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,760 Speaker 3: white and a silver and a yellow car, that's all 312 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,520 Speaker 3: that is. It just shows up more so people are 313 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,320 Speaker 3: just aware of it. 314 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,960 Speaker 2: More bullshit. 315 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:43,240 Speaker 1: Around thirty percent said that birds had personally targeted their cars, 316 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:47,640 Speaker 1: particular owners Lexus owners forty seven percent that birds had 317 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,520 Speaker 1: personally targeted them because. 318 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,600 Speaker 3: They have a very expensive car and they're like so 319 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,600 Speaker 3: mad when it gets pooped on, Like you don't give 320 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,280 Speaker 3: a shit. If you have a Toyota Turtell and it 321 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,480 Speaker 3: gets pooped on, you're like, yeah, of. 322 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:01,560 Speaker 1: Course you don't see Turtell's anym. That's weird because Toyota's 323 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:04,680 Speaker 1: last forever. What happened to the old Terceell I don't know. 324 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,720 Speaker 3: I think it was replaced by the Yarus. 325 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,880 Speaker 1: The what the Toyota Yaris? 326 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,800 Speaker 3: I think now there's a Toyota that's like the ubiquitous Toyota. 327 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:19,880 Speaker 3: What's the every uber X It's a Toyota pre c Nope, 328 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,760 Speaker 3: Corolla Corolla. 329 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,240 Speaker 1: That's where I drove the Corolla. 330 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,200 Speaker 2: I think replaced the Tursell. 331 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,560 Speaker 1: I started with a Corolla and I'm going to end 332 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:31,760 Speaker 1: with a Corolla. Those are great cars, let's see. Another 333 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,800 Speaker 1: intriguing takeaway from the survey was that bird mess often 334 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:38,199 Speaker 1: interfered with drivers daily routines. For example, six percent what 335 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,879 Speaker 1: a huge number of participants canceled or delayed plans to 336 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:45,639 Speaker 1: address splattershoes on their car? What those are lunatics? Those 337 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:49,159 Speaker 1: people that just shows you been animals. Six percent of 338 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,520 Speaker 1: the world are just have lost their marbles. 339 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,200 Speaker 3: The ape shit? Who cares if you have birches on 340 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,080 Speaker 3: your car? 341 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,000 Speaker 2: Where is? 342 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,960 Speaker 1: Fourteen percent reported that they had been pooped on while 343 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 1: getting in or out of their car. Dealing with bird 344 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,719 Speaker 1: poop can be a financial burden too. Fifty seven percent 345 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,640 Speaker 1: admitted to paying for a car wash specifically to deal 346 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,920 Speaker 1: with bird poop. Where's Thirty nine percent cited bird shit 347 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:15,480 Speaker 1: as the reason for going to a car wash multiple 348 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:16,440 Speaker 1: times a month. 349 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,120 Speaker 2: Multiple times a month. 350 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,520 Speaker 3: You have a car wash membership, don't you gotti? 351 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:28,200 Speaker 1: Oh yeah I do, And it's been it's broken. So 352 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:31,560 Speaker 1: what do you mean it's broken? I've been getting free 353 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:36,200 Speaker 1: car washes for I don't know eight years, maybe what. 354 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:40,480 Speaker 3: Like it just thinks that you still are paying yep, 355 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,919 Speaker 3: and you just keep driving through. Is it like just 356 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,280 Speaker 3: registers your place. 357 00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:48,520 Speaker 1: The magnet strip. The one issue that happened is the cost. 358 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 1: So I used to get the like Supreme fire wax, 359 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:55,760 Speaker 1: yeah whatever, lava, the lava. I used to get the 360 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,399 Speaker 1: lava tier, which used to be twelve or fourteen dollars. 361 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 1: Now that's like the second that's like the Supreme, so 362 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,560 Speaker 1: it's like tier two of four. So but yeah, I 363 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,600 Speaker 1: drive up to one over near my old place and 364 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,439 Speaker 1: it says thank you have a nice day, please pull exactly. 365 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,280 Speaker 1: It's the one I used to It's a pretty good one. 366 00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:18,040 Speaker 1: Ye yeah, yeah. You can always tell when people have 367 00:19:18,119 --> 00:19:20,280 Speaker 1: used that one because they have the blue tape on 368 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,560 Speaker 1: the rear window. 369 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,000 Speaker 2: On the yeah, the windshield wiper. 370 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,320 Speaker 1: Yeah. When I the first car I bought when I 371 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,399 Speaker 1: moved out here was a used Jetta station Wagon. I 372 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,520 Speaker 1: had a diesel ted Jetta station Wagon and I took 373 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,800 Speaker 1: it through that car wash and it knocked the clip 374 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,240 Speaker 1: off the back of the rear window, a winche wiper. 375 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,160 Speaker 1: So what I didn't know was that was the sprayer 376 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:46,119 Speaker 1: for the and so my car if I hit the 377 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:51,400 Speaker 1: rear sprayer would spray a stream of windshield washing fluid 378 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:56,280 Speaker 1: about twenty five feet backwards, so the car behind me safe. 379 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,879 Speaker 1: The car behind that car would get hit with this 380 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,800 Speaker 1: steady stream long as I had any in there. So 381 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,160 Speaker 1: did I get it fixed? Of course I didn't get 382 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,200 Speaker 1: it fixed. If somebody honked, I would just do that 383 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,240 Speaker 1: spray there, which. 384 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,920 Speaker 3: It was really like you were the James Bond. 385 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,359 Speaker 1: It would be the funniest part is it had just 386 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:19,200 Speaker 1: enough arc, like just enough to art over the car 387 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,560 Speaker 1: behind me and hit the one behind that unless it 388 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,280 Speaker 1: was like a ups truck or something. And so yeah, 389 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,640 Speaker 1: somebody gave me a little toot when the lake turned green, 390 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,040 Speaker 1: I would give them a little squirt and just pull away. 391 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,879 Speaker 1: And I only fixed it. I ended up taking that 392 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,879 Speaker 1: to CarMax, and I just wanted to get the most money. 393 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,440 Speaker 1: And I don't know if you know this about car Max. 394 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,080 Speaker 1: They just walk around the exterior car and then look 395 00:20:40,119 --> 00:20:41,800 Speaker 1: at the interier in the odometer. They don't even turn 396 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:42,080 Speaker 1: it on. 397 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,440 Speaker 3: Carvon came and the Carbana was the exact same. Carvana 398 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,920 Speaker 3: like offered me more than my car was worth. And 399 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:51,120 Speaker 3: then they came I had dents. It was filthy inside. 400 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,800 Speaker 3: It was all kinds of fucked up. And then the 401 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,880 Speaker 3: check was already written and it was already signed. They 402 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,720 Speaker 3: just looked at the car and then handed me a check. 403 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,240 Speaker 3: I was like, this is a amazing. 404 00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:04,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll be out of business in two or three years. 405 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:11,160 Speaker 1: Birds see colors differently than humans do, an extra cone 406 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,280 Speaker 1: in their eyes that allows them to detect ultraviolet light. 407 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,040 Speaker 1: So it might be that brown, red, and black appear 408 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,800 Speaker 1: more attractor to birds, a tendency that has been explored 409 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,800 Speaker 1: by ornithologists before. If you've ever felt like your car 410 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,760 Speaker 1: is a magnet for bird droppings, you might not be wrong. 411 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,639 Speaker 1: The report stated, science suggests there may be more behind 412 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,320 Speaker 1: the mess than just bad luck. 413 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,080 Speaker 2: Wow. 414 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:37,159 Speaker 1: So whether this is real or not, yeah, the takeaway 415 00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:40,680 Speaker 1: is brown, red, and black cars get hit more, and. 416 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:49,639 Speaker 3: Thank you scientists. A Burlington code fact. Last time you 417 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,880 Speaker 3: were in a Burlington co fact? 418 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,560 Speaker 1: I was just trying to think that there's. 419 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,920 Speaker 3: One near my house now and that was probably pretty nice. 420 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,040 Speaker 3: And I haven't gone in because I can't. I don't 421 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,400 Speaker 3: think I've ever been in out of Burlington coat factory 422 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,520 Speaker 3: because I know they don't just have coats, right, or 423 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,119 Speaker 3: they do, they only have coats. 424 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,080 Speaker 1: They I think I have some other stuff, but they 425 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 1: mostly have coats. I've definitely been in them. 426 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,960 Speaker 3: You know me, like, coats are my main thing. I 427 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,160 Speaker 3: don't buy almost anything, but I will. 428 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,920 Speaker 2: Buy lots of coats. I love a jacket. I love 429 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:18,359 Speaker 2: a coat. 430 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:22,040 Speaker 1: But this goes back to, you know, like when when 431 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,920 Speaker 1: the when Amazon and the and the big delivery companies 432 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,280 Speaker 1: came in and took over, and then all these brick 433 00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:30,879 Speaker 1: and mortars, the Burlington coat factories of the world. I 434 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,520 Speaker 1: don't I'm not a law man, Curt. I don't make law. 435 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:35,439 Speaker 1: I don't make laws up. 436 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,400 Speaker 3: No, no, it does not. Guys, if you thought I did, yeah. 437 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,400 Speaker 1: Full you dumb full. I am not a law man. 438 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:48,520 Speaker 1: I don't like a man. Everybody Burlington coat Factory. 439 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:49,119 Speaker 3: He is a landman. 440 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,080 Speaker 1: Thank you. 441 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,600 Speaker 3: Is that the Is that the Billy Bob Thornton Show? 442 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:58,720 Speaker 1: Yeah? It is land Man, right, I bet it's really good. 443 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,040 Speaker 3: It actually kind of good. I looked at the trailer 444 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,240 Speaker 3: for season two and I was like, I probably would 445 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:04,639 Speaker 3: watch this. 446 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:09,160 Speaker 1: It's just guys talking tough, and then they have extremely 447 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,199 Speaker 1: attractive ex wives and daughters. That seems to be the 448 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:17,040 Speaker 1: tail of shared in Model Burlington Coat Factory is a 449 00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:21,800 Speaker 1: prime example. Why wouldn't you, if you own Burlington Coat 450 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,159 Speaker 1: Factory in the back of your business, like the backwall, 451 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:30,040 Speaker 1: build a giant Arctic themed bar. It doesn't have to 452 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,720 Speaker 1: be cold, just has to look like an Arctic winter wonderland. 453 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:38,960 Speaker 1: Maybe you have a fake Saint Bernard that barks hello 454 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,200 Speaker 1: when you walk up to it, and you can put 455 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,479 Speaker 1: your coat on, and you can have a beer and 456 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,000 Speaker 1: you can see how it feels, and then you can 457 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,040 Speaker 1: go get another coat and try that on. Mm hm, 458 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,199 Speaker 1: what is with these bone heads? 459 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,040 Speaker 3: I know it's probably expensive to run an arctic bar 460 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,119 Speaker 3: in this summertime. 461 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,720 Speaker 1: I don't know, there's no there's no way of telling. 462 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,720 Speaker 1: But I'm just saying if they ever file for Chapter 463 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,560 Speaker 1: eleven bankruptcy, and I'm the law man, but I will, 464 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,520 Speaker 1: but I will say I would. 465 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,080 Speaker 3: Go still confused as to why being a lawman has 466 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,280 Speaker 3: anything to do with your great business idea. 467 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,440 Speaker 1: I just I don't know. You would make it. 468 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,119 Speaker 3: You would make it that it would be illegal to 469 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,520 Speaker 3: not have that. Is that what you're talking about? 470 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,840 Speaker 1: Bingo? And on Fridays they'd have free bingo. If you 471 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,439 Speaker 1: bought a jacket you had to play bingo. No. But 472 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,120 Speaker 1: if I was at a mall, a shitty giant outdoor mall, 473 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,280 Speaker 1: you know, you got your Dick Sporting Goods, you got 474 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:35,119 Speaker 1: your Marshals. But then you're like, you know what, they 475 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,800 Speaker 1: have a pretty nice bar in the back of that 476 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,160 Speaker 1: Burlington coat factory. 477 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:38,600 Speaker 2: Yeah. 478 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,760 Speaker 1: Vermont themed. 479 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, so you got a little a little snow 480 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,399 Speaker 3: on the on the pine trees in there. 481 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:50,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, you say nestle In, say Lauren, you take the kids, 482 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,000 Speaker 1: you go over to Discovery Zone. I'm gonna go just 483 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,359 Speaker 1: chiy a couple of coats on, you drink a quick beer, 484 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,359 Speaker 1: and a Vermont themeed bar in the back. You come 485 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,360 Speaker 1: back out. The world is shining. I'm just saying. 486 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,119 Speaker 3: It is interesting. I bet you that's a lot of 487 00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:07,760 Speaker 3: money to have alcohol license. I bet you that is 488 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:11,000 Speaker 3: the only reason that more stores don't have a bar 489 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,640 Speaker 3: in the back of it. 490 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,960 Speaker 1: It would just do so great. Play it against sports? 491 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,000 Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? All those broken dreams of being 492 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,240 Speaker 1: a great athlete, and you're like, you got to sell 493 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:25,560 Speaker 1: these ice skates? How about a Vodkatonic? How about a 494 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,080 Speaker 1: Pina Colada. 495 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,199 Speaker 5: Play it against sports is the last play, because that 496 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,560 Speaker 5: is going to be a real dive in the back 497 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,440 Speaker 5: of play it against sports. Yeah, it's past the bin 498 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:40,480 Speaker 5: of Razor scooters, past the bin of Razor scooters and 499 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,280 Speaker 5: the other bin of lacrosse sticks. 500 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,920 Speaker 1: I bet you get a little putt and green back there, 501 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,399 Speaker 1: you take a little nibble and then that. 502 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,600 Speaker 3: Is something you don't see. So now I see, I 503 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,439 Speaker 3: see lacrosse sticks around. I see field hockey sticks around. 504 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,680 Speaker 3: You just don't see those in la. You see wet suits, 505 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,320 Speaker 3: you don't see lacrosse sticks. 506 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:08,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's rights goals. Yes, yep, you got one for me, homeboy? 507 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,040 Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? 508 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:11,880 Speaker 1: Here? 509 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:16,440 Speaker 3: It is Kelly the Sassy Dolphin? 510 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,720 Speaker 1: Is that it? That's good? 511 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:22,400 Speaker 2: Yeah? 512 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:28,680 Speaker 3: This is in Hakai magazine written by Rose evelyth Okay, 513 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:33,120 Speaker 3: thank you evelyth uh. The Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas 514 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,439 Speaker 3: and is an imposing place. It sits just north of 515 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,439 Speaker 3: downtown Nasau, capital the Bahamas, on its own little stretch 516 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,640 Speaker 3: of sand dubbed Paradise Island. The main building has two 517 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,040 Speaker 3: high towers over twenty stories, each connected to this top 518 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,360 Speaker 3: by a broad arched walkway that's dotted with giant Why 519 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,240 Speaker 3: do we need to know this? 520 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:49,240 Speaker 1: Don't need to know it. 521 00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:54,520 Speaker 2: I'm going to read until yeah, just have a. 522 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,320 Speaker 1: Nice read over there. I'll be in the back of 523 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,880 Speaker 1: a Burlington cone factory drinking a mud slide. 524 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,680 Speaker 2: I mean, it's just all about Atlantis. What is going on? 525 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:02,040 Speaker 2: All right? 526 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:06,560 Speaker 3: Here? It is after two full paragraphs describing the physical 527 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,960 Speaker 3: structure of Atlantis. I'm in Atlantis on a warm Monday 528 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,680 Speaker 3: in June to see one of the dolphins, a forty 529 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 3: four year old female named Kelly. When I arrive at 530 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,960 Speaker 3: Dolphin K, the sun is finally banishing the last of 531 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,200 Speaker 3: some storm clouds, and Kelly is across the far side 532 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,880 Speaker 3: of the pool doing what's called a shallow water interaction 533 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,400 Speaker 3: with guests. From ground level, Dolphin K looks like one 534 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,000 Speaker 3: big space. 535 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,120 Speaker 2: Beneath the water. 536 00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:30,000 Speaker 3: There are gates and pens keeping the dolphins separated from 537 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,080 Speaker 3: the guests and one another. When it's same time to shine, 538 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,720 Speaker 3: a set of dolphins is released into the large area 539 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,840 Speaker 3: that leads up to the beach. The guests, all in 540 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,720 Speaker 3: matching Atlanta's wetsuits provided for the occasion. This is this 541 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,879 Speaker 3: is an ad for Atlantis. 542 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:47,080 Speaker 1: Jesus Christ is Atlantis. The Bahamas Club? Is that? 543 00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:48,040 Speaker 3: What is the one? 544 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:48,439 Speaker 1: It's the one? 545 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:53,120 Speaker 6: Where it's just like a water park where horny, single, 546 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:57,720 Speaker 6: middle aged people interact with endless families that are eating 547 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:02,600 Speaker 6: all you can eat chicken fingers in a yeah lazy. 548 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:06,280 Speaker 3: Yes, all right, well listen, this is the I'm not 549 00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 3: even this is I'm sorry I picked the wrong article. 550 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:15,240 Speaker 3: I here is what the deal is is. So, uh, 551 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:21,160 Speaker 3: Kelly was trained to if she would pick up trash 552 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:25,240 Speaker 3: around the area, she would get a treat for the trash. 553 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:28,399 Speaker 3: And so she did it a couple of times and 554 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:34,560 Speaker 3: uh bring back. And then she then she would find trash, 555 00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,040 Speaker 3: bring it, hide it underneath a rock, and then just 556 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,800 Speaker 3: break off little pieces of trash and bring the little 557 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,040 Speaker 3: pieces out of time so she'd get as many treats 558 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:43,680 Speaker 3: as possible. 559 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,920 Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, it's like my uncle Tippy. Yeah. 560 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:51,320 Speaker 3: Now, so do you have you ever read the the 561 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:58,520 Speaker 3: the Madeleine Madeleine you a little girl book, school Girl? 562 00:28:58,920 --> 00:28:59,240 Speaker 2: Yeah? 563 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, so the for this one's about her getting her 564 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,840 Speaker 3: tonsils out, and then the next one is about she 565 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,800 Speaker 3: falls into the sein and a dog rescues her, right, yes, 566 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,720 Speaker 3: and then the dog becomes like their best bud. 567 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,479 Speaker 1: Right yeah. 568 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,800 Speaker 3: So this was like a thing back in the twenties 569 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:20,080 Speaker 3: in Paris because a baby fell in and this dog 570 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,600 Speaker 3: rescued the baby and so then he was like harolded 571 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,000 Speaker 3: and that's what inspired the book and all that sort 572 00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:30,080 Speaker 3: of stuff. So then and then the dog got like 573 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,360 Speaker 3: a steak. Wait, I think we actually did this one. 574 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,520 Speaker 1: We did. We got a sausage. Sausage. 575 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,000 Speaker 3: We would know he would get a beef steak, that 576 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:38,840 Speaker 3: was what it was called. 577 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,200 Speaker 1: And then he would just start pushing people back a 578 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,720 Speaker 1: kids into the rescue. 579 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,560 Speaker 3: He would push children into the seid and then rescue 580 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,000 Speaker 3: them to get a beef steak. And it was just 581 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:54,160 Speaker 3: a rash of children almost droughteding of the said and 582 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,280 Speaker 3: then this dog rescuing them and they didn't realize it 583 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,800 Speaker 3: for like like a couple months where this kid, this 584 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:03,280 Speaker 3: dog was just finding kids, pushing them in and then 585 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,920 Speaker 3: pulling them out again for a treat. 586 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,400 Speaker 1: Oh that is so good. I mean that's like also 587 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,680 Speaker 1: we got sent this one a lot. I think Lisa 588 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,880 Speaker 1: might have posted it on our Instagram, but that the 589 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:21,400 Speaker 1: loves Us words just so good. 590 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,520 Speaker 3: The fact that it was just like a cherry picker 591 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,560 Speaker 3: that they used, and like there's just footage of them 592 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,120 Speaker 3: slowly being lowered in the in the cherry picker. 593 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:34,800 Speaker 1: Yes, you would think sometimes. I mean maybe people just 594 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,120 Speaker 1: if you're just a certain way, people assume you're somebody 595 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,480 Speaker 1: that's doing what they're supposed to be. 596 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:44,440 Speaker 3: I put up a sign in La. It was underneath 597 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,200 Speaker 3: the stop sign it says stop, and then underneath it 598 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,640 Speaker 3: says no, you stop. And it was like the same 599 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,080 Speaker 3: size as the stop sign. It was the stop sign size. 600 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:55,800 Speaker 3: And I just put on a remember that reflective vest. 601 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,360 Speaker 3: Nobody bothered me. I was there for like an hour, 602 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,000 Speaker 3: like really attaching it. 603 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,560 Speaker 1: My buddy Russ bought a twelve inch disco ball back 604 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,400 Speaker 1: in probably nineteen ninety eight, and he would just go 605 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,880 Speaker 1: to any nightclub or any party or any event and 606 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,960 Speaker 1: say I'm here with the DJ holding disco ball and 607 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:16,600 Speaker 1: walk into the park. There'd go okay, no, yeah. He 608 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,280 Speaker 1: did it for he just like did it endlessly because 609 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,320 Speaker 1: I've tried to. I was like, what a do you 610 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,560 Speaker 1: have a disco ball? And he goes, scooter, It's the 611 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:27,120 Speaker 1: smartest idea I've ever had, and and he was like, 612 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,600 Speaker 1: I got an that guy. 613 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,239 Speaker 3: The guy who calls you a scooter, oh man, and 614 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,840 Speaker 3: he's got as he's uh, he's Southern. 615 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:39,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the best. He's a true cooky. He's like, 616 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,960 Speaker 1: don't she hate paying taxes? I go, yeah, why we're 617 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:46,600 Speaker 1: driving down the highway. He's driving his car. He uh, 618 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:51,120 Speaker 1: he had left his the back of his suv open 619 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,720 Speaker 1: enough where when he pushed something at automatically open going 620 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,200 Speaker 1: down the highway. Then he rolled down all the windows 621 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,560 Speaker 1: and blew all the trash out of his car. It 622 00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,840 Speaker 1: went out the back of the car on the highway. 623 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,800 Speaker 1: I'm already paying the taxes. Let's get him something to 624 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,080 Speaker 1: clean up. And he's just going sixty five miles an hour, 625 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:10,720 Speaker 1: letting wind blow school papers hard, these bags, empty cups, 626 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:16,320 Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is a different kind of guy. Yeah. Yes, 627 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,360 Speaker 1: he carried He bought a disco ball and he would 628 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,760 Speaker 1: show up and tell security I'm here with the DJ 629 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,440 Speaker 1: and they would just instantly let him in and then 630 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,960 Speaker 1: he would hide it under a coat and hang out 631 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,120 Speaker 1: and then leave at the end of the night. 632 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,920 Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's brilliant. 633 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,680 Speaker 1: It. Yeah, there's a there's a simp. There's a there's 634 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,760 Speaker 1: a dumb kind of smart out there that really can 635 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,200 Speaker 1: get away with anything. If you're confident exactly. 636 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,320 Speaker 3: I think you pressed though I do think you cress 637 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,200 Speaker 3: with that type of personality and then you start heading 638 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,840 Speaker 3: down hill later in life. 639 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:53,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, he's still doing great. He's still doing very well. 640 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,720 Speaker 1: And I ran into him and he's still still there. 641 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,840 Speaker 1: I was on it when I went down to Naples 642 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,800 Speaker 1: a few years ago. I was like, dude, I'm driving 643 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:02,800 Speaker 1: through golf breeze. 644 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:03,360 Speaker 2: Huh. 645 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,760 Speaker 1: A black bear just came out of the ocean the 646 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:10,160 Speaker 1: day I was there. And he goes, right now. Yeah, 647 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,880 Speaker 1: he goes, wear are you right now? And I was like, 648 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,760 Speaker 1: I'm heading to Naples. I'm wherever. I was probably making 649 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,360 Speaker 1: the turn around Tallahassee and he goes, I live and 650 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,000 Speaker 1: it was like whatever, beach And I went and met 651 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,160 Speaker 1: his wife, daughter and his mom who I knew from 652 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,480 Speaker 1: back in the day too, and had lunch and his 653 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:30,080 Speaker 1: mom goes this wild time it pretty well. She goes, 654 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,760 Speaker 1: are people in LA still drinking bud Lights? And I go, 655 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:38,360 Speaker 1: h no, and she goes, really, I go. But they 656 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,840 Speaker 1: weren't to begin with, like there was one guy that 657 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:45,000 Speaker 1: was if anyone was protesting bud light, it was like 658 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,400 Speaker 1: one guy that's like, all right, give me a Michelobaltra. 659 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,560 Speaker 1: Nobody out here drinks bud. 660 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,040 Speaker 3: Light, Miller Light. 661 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, I'm a silver bullet guy. 662 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:56,720 Speaker 2: That's so surprising to me. 663 00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,200 Speaker 1: Well, because I was. 664 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,400 Speaker 3: When I was always a kid, everyone was I can't 665 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:05,240 Speaker 3: drink cores. Can't drink Cores. Why oh they donated to 666 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,720 Speaker 3: the National Front in the eighties. In the eighties it 667 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,279 Speaker 3: was a big, real, like neo Nazi thing going on 668 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,000 Speaker 3: at cores. 669 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,359 Speaker 1: Oh, then I'm out, I don't do that. 670 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,759 Speaker 3: I mean it was thirty fifty years ago. 671 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:23,640 Speaker 1: You tell me which beer most supports trans writes and 672 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:27,080 Speaker 1: most supports non white people, and I will drink I 673 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,480 Speaker 1: will drink a beer called non white beer. And if 674 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:34,359 Speaker 1: every dollar goes to anything but white people, that would 675 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,200 Speaker 1: be my number one favorite beer. Actually, that's a weird 676 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,640 Speaker 1: not even a segue. So last week I went to 677 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,799 Speaker 1: a thing called lectures on Tap. Have you ever heard 678 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:43,080 Speaker 1: of this? 679 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,000 Speaker 3: No? Oh, I think, so where you drink beer and 680 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,600 Speaker 3: you listen to like a smart person talk. 681 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,680 Speaker 1: Like a ted talk. Yeah. Yes, So I went to one. 682 00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,439 Speaker 1: My buddy Cauled, young, great dude, aussy buddy of mine. 683 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,040 Speaker 1: I think he listens to pod What's up all? He 684 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:57,319 Speaker 1: was like, Hey, do you want to go this? They're 685 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,759 Speaker 1: normally industry chats and stuff because it's ala, but this 686 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:05,760 Speaker 1: one is on the dignity and economy of boxing. Okay, 687 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:12,520 Speaker 1: classic boxing. And this professor from Loyola Marymount who's his 688 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:16,200 Speaker 1: name is doctor Rudy Malm Dragon. He's a really cool 689 00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,239 Speaker 1: La Latino dude who loved boxing from an early age, 690 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,320 Speaker 1: and he studies the levels the discipline, how they're not union, 691 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,560 Speaker 1: how there's no national minimal payment. And he gave this 692 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,480 Speaker 1: whole hour presentation while we drank really good beers at 693 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:37,360 Speaker 1: Boomtown Brewery, great brewery, and it was fucking awesome. Oh wow, 694 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,800 Speaker 1: I learned so much. It's a fair it's as tragic 695 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,320 Speaker 1: as you think, but also it gives agency. It gives 696 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:48,960 Speaker 1: an opportunity for different cultures to express themselves, like the 697 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,080 Speaker 1: way he specializes in, like the walkins. So when you 698 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,440 Speaker 1: leave the locker room and you go to the ring, 699 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,279 Speaker 1: like the music you play, what you wear, he was 700 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,759 Speaker 1: around you. It's a chance for these marginalized groups to 701 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:04,680 Speaker 1: fully express themselves and to be celebrated. Yeah, awesome, it 702 00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,200 Speaker 1: was so good and was packed. It was a rainy night, 703 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:11,640 Speaker 1: was packed. And afterwards Paul and I were chatting and 704 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,040 Speaker 1: I said to them. Something you and I have talked 705 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,759 Speaker 1: about on the pod before that if you and I 706 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,120 Speaker 1: could go back to college, we would get straight a's. 707 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,360 Speaker 1: We would read every single reading, we would listen to 708 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:26,600 Speaker 1: every single lecture. It's crazy that when you're young, you 709 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,919 Speaker 1: just kind of get by, and then you get older 710 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,040 Speaker 1: and you're like, so I can learn about things I'm 711 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:34,399 Speaker 1: interested in and from somebody who really knows what they're 712 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,080 Speaker 1: talking about. So I'm going to just go to every 713 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,000 Speaker 1: lectures on tap I can from here on out. 714 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:39,760 Speaker 2: That's awesome. 715 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:40,719 Speaker 1: That's awesome. 716 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,000 Speaker 3: I would love to go back to school me too, 717 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,200 Speaker 3: just for fun, you know, like I don't need to 718 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,680 Speaker 3: get like a thing. I would just like to go 719 00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,440 Speaker 3: take classes. To take a philosophy class again, would be 720 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:52,160 Speaker 3: so amazing. 721 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,240 Speaker 1: I'm teaching a class on December sixth at the UCB 722 00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:01,239 Speaker 1: how to pitch movies, Class A one off. Our good 723 00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:04,480 Speaker 1: friend Rachel Olson is doing all the curating all the 724 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,520 Speaker 1: shows there now, and she's like, would you ever want 725 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,600 Speaker 1: to teach pitching movies? I said, hell, yeah, So if 726 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:10,920 Speaker 1: you live in LA and you want to learn how 727 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,719 Speaker 1: to pitch movies, I'm doing it. I think it's on 728 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,719 Speaker 1: a Saturday It'll probably be only about eighty minutes. I'm 729 00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,920 Speaker 1: going to teach you exactly how I pitch movies. 730 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,319 Speaker 3: That's awesome, right on. 731 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,400 Speaker 1: You want to do some thumbs ups? Yes please, I 732 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:28,320 Speaker 1: got some here. Brittany M. Says. This is really uncomfortable 733 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,319 Speaker 1: for me, but I want to shout myself out or 734 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,760 Speaker 1: thumb myself up. As we say, after working in education 735 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,560 Speaker 1: for twenty five years, I am switching careers in my 736 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,440 Speaker 1: last term of school for medical coding. I feel like 737 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,759 Speaker 1: an old woman surrounded by much younger people with their 738 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,640 Speaker 1: shit together. But regardless, I am on track to graduate 739 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:49,360 Speaker 1: in December. So thumbs up to you. Brilliant switching careers. 740 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:55,400 Speaker 1: Talk about new schooling. Good for you. Medical coding side note, 741 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,760 Speaker 1: Brittany says, Scotty, I love that you cry when kids 742 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,719 Speaker 1: see you're here for the first time. Very I just 743 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:03,520 Speaker 1: had one the other day, just gut punch on Reddit. 744 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,640 Speaker 1: My daughter was born with a rare eye condition causing blindness. 745 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,200 Speaker 1: You would sob if you saw the videos of her 746 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:14,120 Speaker 1: seeing us for the first time. Modern medicine is truly amazing. 747 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,640 Speaker 1: Today she's a feisty eight year old with twenty forty vision. Yes, 748 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:22,640 Speaker 1: that's awesome double thumbs Thanks for letting me know. That's 749 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:27,120 Speaker 1: a great one. Brittany m here's a really sweet one, Curtibe. 750 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:32,480 Speaker 1: Noah hug sent this in. Okay, Noah says, Hi, banana boys. 751 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,680 Speaker 1: I have a thumbs up for my friend Nauri. She 752 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:38,279 Speaker 1: is so nice and respectful to everyone. I am in 753 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:45,279 Speaker 1: grade seven. Yay, Noah, thumbs up, buddy, Yeah, thumbs up. 754 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,720 Speaker 1: And I want to dedicate this episode to the good 755 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:54,480 Speaker 1: and decent people of a little town called Colonna, British Columbia. 756 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:58,319 Speaker 1: What's up, Colonna? Here's the last, but not least be 757 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,719 Speaker 1: sent this in. B says, Hi, banana boys, I'd like 758 00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:06,400 Speaker 1: to thumbs up Crapola, Granola and Eli Minnesota, specifically for 759 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:15,840 Speaker 1: the colon Ola flavor colon Ole colon dash o l A. Okay, 760 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:20,960 Speaker 1: so it's like, okay, it's great fuel for walking two 761 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,520 Speaker 1: miles uphill of Minnesota winters to high school. So I 762 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:27,840 Speaker 1: guess this is another young person, B says, and competitively 763 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:32,160 Speaker 1: cross country skiing, which is such an exhausting sport. Remember 764 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,879 Speaker 1: when mals had Nordic track stores and huh and. 765 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,360 Speaker 3: I would try and I would fall off every time. 766 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:41,279 Speaker 1: Every freaking time. Anyways, you'll have helped me through a 767 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,800 Speaker 1: lot and can always make me smile. B pronounced B. 768 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,600 Speaker 1: Thumbs up to you, B and Brainstorm Bakery dot com 769 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,680 Speaker 1: is where you can get it, uh right. It's called 770 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:57,080 Speaker 1: crapola Granola from Eli Minnesota. Nice Brainstorm Bakery. 771 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,319 Speaker 3: And thumbs up to every single person who listens to 772 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:06,040 Speaker 3: this podcast. We really deeply, deeply appreciate God so very 773 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:06,680 Speaker 3: very much. 774 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,560 Speaker 1: We have a ball making it. It's so fun for us, 775 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,120 Speaker 1: and we hope it's fun for you too. 776 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:11,960 Speaker 2: Thank you, Scouts. 777 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,480 Speaker 1: You got a kurdie B. You want me to go 778 00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:21,520 Speaker 1: out on one? Yeah, you want to do a whole one, 779 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:26,040 Speaker 1: we'll go out on one. Hold on, this is funny. 780 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:32,600 Speaker 1: Somebody also texted a ban animal. H oh, never mind, 781 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,920 Speaker 1: never bind. I was going through I usually copy and 782 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,400 Speaker 1: paste thumbs up, and I thought you and I were 783 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,319 Speaker 1: doing a video episode today, So I just have like 784 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:43,680 Speaker 1: a screenshot folder of all banana stuff. Very very funny. 785 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,640 Speaker 1: Here we go. David sent this one, and David, we'll 786 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,160 Speaker 1: do this on a future episode too. But don't you worry. 787 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:57,040 Speaker 1: South Australian woman spends forty two thousand dollars to win 788 00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,719 Speaker 1: four your court battle over a one hundred and four 789 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,000 Speaker 1: dollars parking fine. 790 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,799 Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. Yeah, let's start next 791 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:06,320 Speaker 2: week with it. 792 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:13,480 Speaker 1: We'll do the next episode of Bananas with holy smokes. Right, Bananas, 793 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,680 Speaker 1: We love you. I hope everybody has a wonderful fallen 794 00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,520 Speaker 1: holiday season. We have new merch we have new glassware 795 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,640 Speaker 1: and a new T shirt. That is the way Kurt 796 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,800 Speaker 1: signs off every episode of Bananas. He'll do it again today. 797 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:31,759 Speaker 1: Thanks for supporting Bananas. Bananas. Bananas is an exactly right 798 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:32,640 Speaker 1: media production. 799 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,080 Speaker 3: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine. 800 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,320 Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon. 801 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,840 Speaker 3: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard. 802 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:44,360 Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and 803 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,720 Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart. 804 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,880 Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot, 805 00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,080 Speaker 3: part time employee. 806 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:53,279 Speaker 1: You can listen to Bananas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, 807 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,000 Speaker 1: or wherever you get your podcasts, and please feel free 808 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,160 Speaker 1: to rate and review as many times as you can. 809 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:10,200 Speaker 1: We love those five stars. MHM.