Speaker 1: Who do who? Everybody? This is George with some show announcements.
Speaker 1: If you are in New York, Philly, or Boston, you
Speaker 1: have a few more chances to see the hour of
Speaker 1: stand up that I have been touring on and off
Speaker 1: for the last year and a half. This will be
Speaker 1: the last time I do this material before I tape
Speaker 1: it in April, so I would love to see some
Speaker 1: of you there. I'll be workshopping some of it and
Speaker 1: reworking some other parts and standing out the rough edges.
Speaker 1: It'll be really fun. So if you're in New York,
Speaker 1: I'll be at Union Hall on March fifth and sixth,
Speaker 1: and then I'll be at Joe's Pub on Monday, March
Speaker 1: twenty fourth. And if you're in Philly, I'll be at
Speaker 1: Philamocha March twelfth. And if you're in Boston in the
Speaker 1: Boston area, I'll be in Summerville at the Rockwell on
Speaker 1: March twentieth. There is an early show at seven and
Speaker 1: a late show at nine. I have had such a
Speaker 1: great time touring this hour over the last few months.
Speaker 1: Thank you to everyone that has already come. Like I said,
Speaker 1: will be the last time I do it, and then
Speaker 1: I can't wait to write new stuff and I can't
Speaker 1: wait to tour again. And that's pretty much it. You
Speaker 1: can find tickets at link tree dot com, slash George
Speaker 1: Savers and it's in my Instagram, bio and everywhere else
Speaker 1: where you might think it will be. And that is
Speaker 1: it for me. Enjoy the episode, Love You.
Speaker 2: Okay? Podcast starts now. What's up everyone around the globe?
Speaker 2: You're listening to Stradia Lab. We are here live in
Speaker 2: Los Angeles. I'm here with George Savers, who I'm gonna
Speaker 2: blow up his spot. Just had lunch with his manager
Speaker 2: in Los Angeles, California. I want to know how that felt.
Speaker 2: Tell me everything.
Speaker 1: So you know, we are recording two in studio episodes
Speaker 1: today and there was a like a hour and a
Speaker 1: half in between. Of course I ran to a power
Speaker 1: lunch spot. We're talking grain.
Speaker 2: Bowls or how many teenies did you have many?
Speaker 3: Account No, you're just making eye contact with me.
Speaker 4: It's really well, we're looking for yeah, unification, so when
Speaker 4: when we look at you, that's correct.
Speaker 5: Lunch.
Speaker 1: I had a power lunch with my manager. She said,
Speaker 1: we're closing all the deals. It said, we we actually
Speaker 1: have your career set for the next six years. I
Speaker 1: have projects lined yeah, from now that's awesome through the
Speaker 1: next projects lined up form but most of the upcoming
Speaker 1: decade I knew that would happened for you, And it's
Speaker 1: really diversified to writing, acting, radio, radio, a lot of
Speaker 1: cinematography work which I do sometimes, appearance club appearances, club music,
Speaker 1: a lot of sound mixing. I'm actually doing the soundtrack
Speaker 1: for the next Luka what you know movie.
Speaker 2: Gosh, that's going to be.
Speaker 1: All hardcore hip hop. That's which people wouldn't think of
Speaker 1: me for that, but I actually do have that in
Speaker 1: my It's in my wheelhouse and has.
Speaker 2: Been three background background.
Speaker 1: And so I'm doing that and then I'm also doing
Speaker 1: some red carpet interviews.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: For to B, I'm doing the to Be Awards. It's
Speaker 1: awards that they give to just employees of to Be
Speaker 1: the corporation. It's not anyone famous. So it's like best
Speaker 1: meeting that they had, best best hr, best best snack
Speaker 1: someone brought for like a big need for a birthday,
Speaker 1: like donuts, best donuts, donut place that they brought. That's
Speaker 1: awesome and so that actually pays weirdly even better than
Speaker 1: the project.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's for the love of the game.
Speaker 1: That's for the and I do the game, of course,
Speaker 1: and I do one for me, one for them. So
Speaker 1: I do one project that's like for the masses, and
Speaker 1: then I'll do something super indie. I'm actually designing the
Speaker 1: shoes worn by only character actresses who go grocery shopping.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, congrats, you can I say something? What
Speaker 2: the hell is Luca Guadenino's deal? How is this bitch
Speaker 2: making so many movies? Oh?
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. How is he so prolific?
Speaker 2: How is it's a How is this bitch making so
Speaker 2: many movies?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And they're all actually very different if you think
Speaker 1: about it, of course.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know in a sense that there's always
Speaker 2: a theme of what if a guy was hot and gay?
Speaker 1: What if a guy was hot and gay, and what
Speaker 1: if a woman was kind of insane.
Speaker 2: Of course, and what if the scene was beautiful? And
Speaker 2: what if we were on vacation. Yes, but I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm genuinely like, how like not I'm like, sorry to
Speaker 2: call him a loser, but I'm like, make a friend,
Speaker 2: like you knew.
Speaker 1: Though he actually also has a lot of friends. No
Speaker 1: big fashion designers. Oh, my god, all his friends are
Speaker 1: big fashion designers and he's always wearing wide legged pants.
Speaker 2: Well, to be honest, it's obviously coming from the place
Speaker 2: of jealousy, and of.
Speaker 1: Course we should have his career. Hello, Hello, I know
Speaker 1: gay guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had.
Speaker 1: Gay exact visual sensibility as him, and I've been I
Speaker 1: could make those movies literally shot for shot, and without
Speaker 1: being inspired by him. By the way I would think
Speaker 1: of it on my own, I could have made Call
Speaker 1: Me by your Name today.
Speaker 2: It would be easy.
Speaker 1: I would have made it in twenty twelve. Honestly, I
Speaker 1: couldn't have the funding. And by the way, this was,
Speaker 1: you know, because a lot of my funding comes from
Speaker 1: the country of Greece, my origin that. But when I
Speaker 1: had the idea, it was in the thick of the
Speaker 1: financial collapse. Now that it's on the up and up,
Speaker 1: I actually could get the funding.
Speaker 2: And I do think that he has something where I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know, he's sort of you know, I feel like
Speaker 2: in my twenties I was like, you know, Lauren Michaels,
Speaker 2: please notice me. You know, my thirties it's all about
Speaker 2: Luca Guadino.
Speaker 1: Please. Well, he's a Luca Guardanino of gay guys who
Speaker 1: are now thirty five and not twenty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So I really just want to get plucked
Speaker 2: out of obscurity by Luca.
Speaker 1: It would be sort of cool if Luca just like
Speaker 1: directed a Stradio Lab live. I think it wouldn't be
Speaker 1: the you know, I take my shirt off, Oh I would.
Speaker 1: I would take my underwear off in a heartbeat, just
Speaker 1: to go to the meeting. I would show up to
Speaker 1: the meeting. I woul show to the lunch plays, get
Speaker 1: a grain bowl, and I would take my my cock out.
Speaker 1: I would say I'll have.
Speaker 2: An eye on top, simulate sex on you. Oh of course.
Speaker 1: Anyway, so speaking of industry titans, I have to say,
Speaker 1: this is someone who I've wanted to have on for like, honestly,
Speaker 1: as long as I've had the idea for Call Me
Speaker 1: by Your Name, which is a long time, a long time.
Speaker 1: It actually started before the podcast. I My entire plan
Speaker 1: with starting a podcast was that one day I would
Speaker 1: have this person on well please. And I actually do
Speaker 1: want to say, speaking of twenty twelve, that even though
Speaker 1: what I just said was a joke, it actually isn't
Speaker 1: because I distinctly remember watching the show Love on Netflix
Speaker 1: and quite literally being like, who the actual fuck is
Speaker 1: commeded genius? And how do I befriend her in approximately
Speaker 1: twelve years?
Speaker 2: And your plan works?
Speaker 1: And my plan worked?
Speaker 3: So please Claudio Doory you did it.
Speaker 1: No, but I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 3: Well, I know, yeah, because we are friends, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying. I'm not kidding about the Yes,
Speaker 1: we are friends now, but he's not kidding about like,
Speaker 1: can I ask you something? Yeah, okay, this is a
Speaker 1: legitimate question. Do people like I just did think they're
Speaker 1: like the only one that discovered you on that show?
Speaker 1: And they're like, what's something crazy about me? Is that
Speaker 1: I thought you were so good on Love?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean well sort of. I mean I just
Speaker 3: sound like I'm cheating my own.
Speaker 1: Sure, sure, sure, okay, sorry that was another But I
Speaker 1: just meant because it's like I feel like it's the
Speaker 1: kind of thing that people think everyone thinks they're discovered.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: So so just to like internally, when George was like,
Speaker 2: I you know, I loved you on Love, Like, is
Speaker 2: this sort of what you're doing internally?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: I like it. I just like it. I roll my eyes, Ali,
Speaker 3: But people kind of think. Also, it means like often,
Speaker 3: like I will say, I often play sort of like
Speaker 3: friendly morons, like that is sort of my bread and butter. Sure,
Speaker 3: and so people sort of do assume that I am
Speaker 3: friendlier that I perhaps am in real life. But then
Speaker 3: I'm also I am kind of.
Speaker 1: You are pretty I would argue you're prett friendly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, maybe I am.
Speaker 1: The first time we met, actually, I think I had
Speaker 1: recently gotten engaged and we had just met that day,
Speaker 1: and you like with this true like as though we've
Speaker 1: been friends for years. You were just like, so, what's
Speaker 1: it like being engaged? Well I do, and I was,
Speaker 1: and no part of me I was like, I'm in it,
Speaker 1: like we are officially, like we're skipping the part.
Speaker 3: Well, I was really excited to get the proposal story.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right, proposal, That's what it was.
Speaker 3: And you kind of didn't think I was seriously asking,
Speaker 3: You're like, why would you want to know that? It's like,
Speaker 3: because what a crazy what a crazy situation to ask.
Speaker 2: Someone you.
Speaker 1: Had never heard that before. Yeah, and that's sort of
Speaker 1: what you were asking. I thought you were like excited
Speaker 1: to talk about the story, but you just had never
Speaker 1: heard of your conn before and you were kind of
Speaker 1: like you kept saying who was the woman?
Speaker 2: The woman to a woman?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like what a scary what a scary
Speaker 3: thing to do?
Speaker 1: Be gay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely terrifying. But to ask someone that, yeah, I
Speaker 3: knew you did like a proper No. I don't know
Speaker 3: how sacred it is, but you did.
Speaker 1: Like a proper like I did, say will you marry me?
Speaker 3: Will you marry me? And also like the other person
Speaker 3: doesn't know. It's sorry, it doesn't. So it's like that's
Speaker 3: like makes me feel sick, but in a nice way.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: What's funny though, Like the idea that ever, the idea
Speaker 1: that you would ever do that and actually not be
Speaker 1: sure that you would get a yes, is so funny.
Speaker 2: That's wild.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And some people, I think, because they've been brainwashed
Speaker 1: by like film and TV, actually think that's like the
Speaker 1: way to do it, yes, especially.
Speaker 3: Like guys and in public, which is like illegal and
Speaker 3: literally being like I hope she says yes, yeah, and
Speaker 3: it's like she might not. We don't actually know each
Speaker 3: other enough for me to know she's interested in such
Speaker 3: a thing.
Speaker 2: But I talk about America and.
Speaker 3: It's like that is I mean that is spooky stuff
Speaker 3: that really is should be examined. Yeah, and to me
Speaker 3: that does feel straight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but when I hear that's like, there's part of
Speaker 2: me that's like turned on by that. Like a guy,
Speaker 2: a guy who's so dumb, who's like, I'm gonna propose.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what she's gonna say, but I'm
Speaker 2: going to propose. I'm like, that's kind of hot.
Speaker 1: And then, of course, on the other side of things,
Speaker 1: there's there's the sort of archetype of the girl who's like,
Speaker 1: why isn't he proposing? Yes, well, he has no idea
Speaker 1: she's thinking.
Speaker 3: That, and that's also a huge worry. Yes, and that
Speaker 3: is you know, that is really a big problem in
Speaker 3: the straight community. In the community is the lack of communication.
Speaker 3: But they do think that that is. I mean, I
Speaker 3: am a member of that community, but often they do
Speaker 3: think that is they can't talk to each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Is that getting better?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean a.
Speaker 3: Little bit maybe. But also no, I mean, because I
Speaker 3: wrote it in quite a few straight topics, I'm allowed
Speaker 3: to say them.
Speaker 1: No, no, yeah, yeah, okay, well but now I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I mean, forgot to ask you Usually we'll ask before recording,
Speaker 1: what's your straight topic. But I'm so we're still busy
Speaker 1: talking about excuse me. We literally had to cut an
Speaker 1: entire segment because you didn't want it to be public.
Speaker 2: And I bring it up again, Well, now, I mean
Speaker 2: it has more of a tease with less with no details.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. Well, as we've heard, it's very good
Speaker 1: to tease.
Speaker 3: And I also point out, I know my hair is
Speaker 3: in a rectangle shape today.
Speaker 1: Rectangle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would remember call.
Speaker 3: On East Side. It's gone rectangle like there and I
Speaker 3: couldn't fix it, and I don't. I know. I'm sad
Speaker 3: that these days every podcast you're on camera listen, don't.
Speaker 1: On the one hand, we obviously relate to what you're saying.
Speaker 1: On the other hand, like we have to do video.
Speaker 1: I flew to Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: We have to, of course, no, and I'm thrilled to
Speaker 3: get my face out there. But I also know it
Speaker 3: does mean that if your hair looks weird, you have
Speaker 3: to feel bad a little bit because it will be
Speaker 3: committed to film. And I'm not blaming you. Guys.
Speaker 1: You have a cat eye.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, but I often do, do you?
Speaker 1: Oh my sister is like, my youngest sister is one
Speaker 1: of them, because it's a type of woman that's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm going out going to the bathroom literally fifteen seconds.
Speaker 3: Cat I well, because I'm going to be filmed for
Speaker 3: a freaking yeah.
Speaker 1: But I mean, is that that's your go to eye makeup?
Speaker 3: Well? Yeah, because I like the sixties and I've got
Speaker 3: round eyes. Oh that's what it does.
Speaker 1: Do you ever have body dysmorphia about having round eyes?
Speaker 3: No? I think it's good, it's beautiful, it's cartoon like.
Speaker 3: But I'm going to always want to put a cat on.
Speaker 1: I'm only I've never considered eye shape as like a
Speaker 1: source of as something. No, No, even just like oh
Speaker 1: your pair shaped or apple shaped. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: also actually extended to eyes.
Speaker 3: Oh they'll don't make you feel weird about anything.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 3: The new thing is is like, if your face is
Speaker 3: high or low contrast, what's that? This is the create
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't quite understand it, but I would
Speaker 3: guess you have a low contrast space.
Speaker 2: Don't say that. I won't say that.
Speaker 3: And then you could also be medium contrast.
Speaker 2: What does it mean?
Speaker 3: So I guess a high I actually don't even quite know.
Speaker 3: I don't understand it. I haven't explored it, but I
Speaker 3: think the ant like, actually, I shouldn't be wearing black
Speaker 3: eyeliner because I've got brown hair.
Speaker 1: So it's like you should be wearing like euphoria, like
Speaker 1: white islander.
Speaker 3: No, I think the idea is it's like not an idea,
Speaker 3: it's just like a new way to make people buy things,
Speaker 3: especially girls. But it's like low contrast is like you're
Speaker 3: sort of a sandy blonde, a blue eye. It's all
Speaker 3: in a similar palette, whereas like Georgia over here, I
Speaker 3: don't know medium.
Speaker 1: I think i'm medium. I think i'm medium because it's
Speaker 1: like suddenly an expertial contrast. Yeah, I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: My skin color is like medium. It's like olive skin,
Speaker 1: like I'm not pale, but I'm also not dark. I'm Greek.
Speaker 1: And then my eyes are neither dark nor I don't
Speaker 1: have light blue eyes. But there's sort of like greenish
Speaker 1: stormy green. Storm green is the definition of medium. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: So I think i'm media. So I don't even know what.
Speaker 2: I'm not agreeing. You're not agreeing stormy green the definition
Speaker 2: of medium. But I just made like light story is
Speaker 2: an extreme weather.
Speaker 1: On the one and you have light light blue on
Speaker 1: the other end, you have pitch black. Wouldn't a dark
Speaker 1: green be in the middle.
Speaker 3: I would agree with Oka saying, wow.
Speaker 1: I'm really good at debates. Just the language I was, No,
Speaker 1: stormy green is sounds more violent?
Speaker 3: What is good is none of us really know what
Speaker 3: we're talking about.
Speaker 1: You know, it's funny. I'm like, I do you know
Speaker 1: immediately I'm on board with the high contrast, low contrast
Speaker 1: and medium contrast that. I'm like, I could literally do
Speaker 1: everyone's makeup here and you would all look fucking snatched by.
Speaker 2: The time paint out faces were shooting your name. George
Speaker 2: is shooting it and doing the makeup.
Speaker 1: Do you think call me what your name worked? Because
Speaker 1: Army Hammer was low contrast and contrast.
Speaker 3: He is so high contrast it's crazy. Yeah, Edward's his
Speaker 3: hands high contrast. Wow, well we figured it out.
Speaker 2: Figured it out now, I fully get it. I'm just
Speaker 2: start accusing people of being low and high low, and
Speaker 2: it's one more desirable than the other. I just want
Speaker 2: to know if there's getting into.
Speaker 1: Full blown just racism.
Speaker 3: I like, not ever watched I've never watched a video
Speaker 3: about it. But I've seen the like the first like
Speaker 3: five to ten seconds of a video about it. So
Speaker 3: that's all I really under.
Speaker 1: Are there videos that are longer than ten seconds? I
Speaker 1: haven't seen one. I'm telling you, I'm actually pitching a
Speaker 1: really one of my many projects is a ten second video.
Speaker 3: I think it's a great idea.
Speaker 1: It's in development right now. Really, yeah, it's all cgi,
Speaker 1: but I think it'll be really good. And it's based
Speaker 1: on the How to Train Your Dragon series. Oh good, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a drag. Is like really getting I say, like
Speaker 1: a like slutty, offensively gay, just like constantly showing his asshole,
Speaker 1: like bending over and showing his ass whole.
Speaker 3: I think we both know Dragon those dragons a medium contrast. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: those a medium.
Speaker 1: I think like Dragon and Trek is high contrast. She's
Speaker 1: like the main head bitch in charge. Okay, and then
Speaker 1: I think, like obviously, like an albino lizard or something
Speaker 1: is very low count contrast.
Speaker 2: Interesting. I'm still trying to make sense of it all,
Speaker 2: but that's okay.
Speaker 1: No, go ahead, Sorry, No, my body language was unnecessarily aggressive.
Speaker 2: No, well, I wasn't sure you wanted to direct the
Speaker 2: conversation somewhere Luca.
Speaker 1: You didn't know if I was going Luca mode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, how do you say his last names?
Speaker 1: We were Actually I was corrected, not Sam. I was
Speaker 1: corrected by either voicemail or comment or anyway. I used
Speaker 1: to say guad Nino, but it's me no, which is
Speaker 1: actually clear when you see it spelled. I just had never, like,
Speaker 1: really paid attention, Claudia.
Speaker 2: I have the most boring story also to say about
Speaker 2: your friendliness that you know, it should have maybe gone
Speaker 2: before George's because there's even less to it. But the
Speaker 2: way I was actually internally debating because I was like this,
Speaker 2: actually there's no beginning, middle, and end to this story,
Speaker 2: so what is the point of saying it? And then
Speaker 2: I was like, well, because it's in my head and
Speaker 2: it's all I can think about. But basically, I remember
Speaker 2: being at Sandy JNA's birthday party and you came up
Speaker 2: to me and he said hi, and I said hi.
Speaker 6: You said on, Claudia, because we follow each other on
Speaker 6: social media, you have some kind of I do think
Speaker 6: you O meed to go for dinner last year.
Speaker 3: And then you couldn't come.
Speaker 2: I couldn't come.
Speaker 3: Pat told me these and I got replaced by goh early.
Speaker 3: I was recast, yeah, by another low contrast guy. But
Speaker 3: he's the thing, so well shall I retell the story
Speaker 3: from my perspective?
Speaker 2: But I remember being positive. We keep going.
Speaker 3: Okay, So we followed each other. We'd nearly gone for dinner,
Speaker 3: so I know who you are here. I go crazy thinking,
Speaker 3: you know who I am? Why would you? Why would you?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: And that afternoon I was walking down the street and
Speaker 3: I saw you, and I gave you a big smile
Speaker 3: because I was like, well, there's Sam. Great, we'll meet
Speaker 3: in real life finally. And I gave you a big smile,
Speaker 3: and you scowled at menogniecognizing.
Speaker 1: Then did you?
Speaker 3: Later that night, by pure coincidence, we were at the
Speaker 3: same party, so.
Speaker 1: That interaction just ended with him scowling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I thought, okay.
Speaker 2: I scowled at you, just scowling at general.
Speaker 3: Then because I was like, big smile. So I guess
Speaker 3: this maybe is what happening. What's happening anytime a fan
Speaker 3: sees you on the street and it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: it's Sam Taggett and you smile and you're like, get
Speaker 3: out of here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do remember, I do remember spitting on someone
Speaker 2: that day. I just for I hadn't realized it was you.
Speaker 1: It happened so often, so usually it's women. Actually, it's
Speaker 1: like when women look at Sam's like, I don't like
Speaker 1: you're kind?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, So you scowled. But then we got
Speaker 3: to meet that night, so I got to confront you
Speaker 3: and say you scowled me.
Speaker 1: That was where the energy of I'm Claudia. That's where
Speaker 1: that came from, because you had already been rejected one.
Speaker 3: I would never just start with that. That would be crazy.
Speaker 2: Instagram is complicated.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, here we go, okay to visual media,
Speaker 3: So that would give you some facial recognition, unless you
Speaker 3: don't have facial recognition, which isn't.
Speaker 2: Rehi is a disability sometimes I'm I do think sometimes
Speaker 2: I'm lacking in it.
Speaker 3: Well, on this day, you were for sure.
Speaker 1: I think you know what Claudia looks like.
Speaker 2: See, I'm so glad I brought this story up because
Speaker 2: because there is actually a lot of meat here, and
Speaker 2: to be honest, there's something. When you were coming in today,
Speaker 2: I was like, I will remember what she looks like? Correct? Sorry?
Speaker 3: What am I such a chameleon? Do I know?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 3: Different on camera.
Speaker 1: You are literally a once your bridgeite Burdo. You are
Speaker 1: you are one of the most memorable women.
Speaker 3: Thank you Georsh. But so so, how did you feel
Speaker 3: when I walked in today?
Speaker 2: I mean you, I said, thank god, I remember?
Speaker 3: I remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. So you've had
Speaker 3: emails again that doesn't register.
Speaker 1: I do this.
Speaker 2: I have. I often google people before we like meet
Speaker 2: up with them because I'm like just to remember, just
Speaker 2: to remember.
Speaker 3: So I guess when you follow someone on Instagram, you like,
Speaker 3: you put no you don't like.
Speaker 2: If I know I'm going to see them, I'll scroll
Speaker 2: through the pics. Yeah, but if.
Speaker 1: Not, I think maybe you do less like browsing on
Speaker 1: Instagram just like.
Speaker 3: Which is actually good, which is definite.
Speaker 1: So often I find myself just like sort of vaguely
Speaker 1: being like, what is this person been up to the
Speaker 1: last three years? My manager said you should be doing
Speaker 1: more front facing.
Speaker 3: Like literally probably right, because I.
Speaker 1: Told her, I said, you know, actually, would you ever
Speaker 1: represent Quaitia? She said, I barely know what she looks
Speaker 1: like front facing exactly, see I do.
Speaker 2: There's like I need to see like one a day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, instead of zero. Ever, so I should probably do
Speaker 3: that it is my fault. It is my fault. But
Speaker 3: I had a very similar experience with the on Street scale.
Speaker 3: And I think I told you this story at the time.
Speaker 3: Whereas there is this man who has been dming me
Speaker 3: for about eight years. Don't make this the clip from
Speaker 3: the podcast, Okay, okay. So he's like, he's an actor
Speaker 3: and he has been dming me for about eight years
Speaker 3: and I've been ignoring him on multiple platforms the entire time.
Speaker 3: I've never met him in real life. It was like
Speaker 3: he followed me on something. I followed him back. So
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I know who this person is,
Speaker 3: you know, and probably.
Speaker 1: You know, we would recognize.
Speaker 2: I'm going to guess Lucas Gage.
Speaker 3: No, but we do. I think we do follow each other.
Speaker 3: But no, I think this is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can can't.
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: It used to be you can use Lucas Gauge is
Speaker 1: a bunch of line. Not anymore.
Speaker 3: And isn't that name so similar to Luca Guadene When
Speaker 3: you think about it, the beginnings are really similar. So
Speaker 3: this guy did, and so he dm me for many years.
Speaker 3: I always ignored and one day I was walking down
Speaker 3: the street my parents live on in Australia, and by
Speaker 3: crazy coincidence, he was walking towards me and I was like, Wow,
Speaker 3: what do I do? Also, I used to think I
Speaker 3: had the power on Instagram to open messages and then
Speaker 3: make it look like I'd never opened them. Do you
Speaker 3: have this on your Instagram.
Speaker 2: Where you could be like, don't mark a scene or whatever?
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know that that's not real? Do you
Speaker 3: know that?
Speaker 2: I did not know this?
Speaker 3: So for the other person, he can say that you've
Speaker 3: seen it, it's for you to be like, oh, I
Speaker 3: must remember to respond to this. Yes, I know that. God.
Speaker 3: So for about for many years I was opening messages
Speaker 3: straight away and then I would swipe back across yeah
Speaker 3: and ignore it for years. Here Australian, we can't get
Speaker 3: into these specifics.
Speaker 1: Oh but yes, so that's a little slightly.
Speaker 3: Yes, that he would be on the street. It's not
Speaker 3: creepy that he was on the street. It's a very
Speaker 3: weird coincidence because it's like a residential street. Yeah, no
Speaker 3: one's on that street.
Speaker 1: It's very sort of America Center to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: well that makes sense. I mean he was in Australia
Speaker 1: a lot of countries, so he was on the Australian Street, Australia, Astralia.
Speaker 3: But I was like in it, I was like, what
Speaker 3: do I do because I've like opened, I've opened so
Speaker 3: many messages from this person. I've never I actually don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know if at that stage I knew that
Speaker 3: he knew that I'd been opening the messages, but I've
Speaker 3: been pretending that I was not opening.
Speaker 1: I just want to tell you has all the makings
Speaker 1: of a story that later on a guest will be like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you guys?
Speaker 3: I just I think it's okay because like I have
Speaker 3: no ill will towards this person. And you know, I
Speaker 3: was like, okay, so what's my approach. I will just
Speaker 3: really smile at him, because, like I, there's no denying.
Speaker 3: We follow each other. Yeah, I'm gonna also delete my
Speaker 3: Instagram this afternoon so no one can figure out who
Speaker 3: this is. Oh no, I was realizing how bad. It's
Speaker 3: not that bad.
Speaker 1: It's fine, It's literally fine.
Speaker 3: But like so he so I was like, I'll just
Speaker 3: give him a big smile because I'll just feel like,
Speaker 3: I guess I'm just not the kind of person who
Speaker 3: opened messages and huge smile and he also scowled. He
Speaker 3: had he did not recognize in real life either, So
Speaker 3: it does like, maybe I need to look more like something.
Speaker 2: It's trend you need to get. You need to stop scowl.
Speaker 1: That's surgery. To look more like what people think you
Speaker 1: look like.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 1: Ask everyone ask a caricature artist to draw, what to
Speaker 1: draw with? People think you?
Speaker 3: Usually I play a kind of characters who were overalls.
Speaker 3: So maybe like that's it. I should be wearing type
Speaker 3: of I don't know, hype friendly idiot who rules.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you should start wearing more overalls. Maybe
Speaker 1: have a little I don't Yeah, have some hay sticking
Speaker 1: out of your hair.
Speaker 2: Well, I want to publicly apologize, okay, scowling. Wow, that
Speaker 2: was not cool.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever been like apologized to on
Speaker 3: a podcast, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I don't think I have either.
Speaker 2: I don't think I have. No Jeremy apologized to me.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: That was huge.
Speaker 3: What did he What did he do?
Speaker 2: Jeremy Harris was my high school bully.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's why he was.
Speaker 1: And he came on the podcast and apologize.
Speaker 2: But I'm sorry, my bully, you're my bully, I'm your ably.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: You really are Okay, I accept the apology. Wow, that
Speaker 3: was cool.
Speaker 2: That's really cool. Damn should we do her for a second?
Speaker 2: I think we should. That is crazy that I brought
Speaker 2: that up and then it was so fruitful. Slash made
Speaker 2: me look.
Speaker 3: Bad, but no, so good to just like show your
Speaker 3: audience all the shades of your personality.
Speaker 1: You might scowl, see, you know when you were like,
Speaker 1: we're running out of We're runn out of parts of
Speaker 1: our personality.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you were like when you were like, you know,
Speaker 2: people think I'm so nice. They play these nice characters,
Speaker 2: and you're like, and actually I am nice. I'm sort
Speaker 2: of the opposite, I think where people think I'm nice
Speaker 2: because I'm nice on the podcast.
Speaker 3: I know you were nice.
Speaker 2: From scrolling.
Speaker 1: Yeah you do schollar.
Speaker 3: Well, which is interesting because you don't actually think.
Speaker 1: I am your way way nice situations, whereas people think
Speaker 1: I'm a huge asshole. Why you know, I like sort
Speaker 1: of lean into that a little bit. Okay, interesting, Like
Speaker 1: it's like, of course I'm being like almost like aloof
Speaker 1: and stand offish or something as my famous character that
Speaker 1: I play when I do stand up comedy, and then
Speaker 1: people meet me, yes, and then people who meet me
Speaker 1: and they say, oh, no, he is a doll.
Speaker 3: You so friendly? Yeah, but actually the scowla I've got
Speaker 3: some work to do. But he look at you smiling
Speaker 3: being nice.
Speaker 2: Well, it's guys, it's not real. I'm nice. Uh. Okay, Claudia.
Speaker 2: Our first segment it's called straight Shooters, And in this segment,
Speaker 2: we're going to gauge your familiarity with and complicity and
Speaker 2: straight culture by asking you a series of rapid fire questions,
Speaker 2: especially this thing or this other thing. And the only
Speaker 2: rule is you can't ask a single follow up question
Speaker 2: or will scream at you.
Speaker 1: Ask anything about it.
Speaker 2: Get ready to get scowled up harder than you could
Speaker 2: ever imagine.
Speaker 1: A synchronized scowl. Yes, Claudia, singing off tempo or babo.
Speaker 3: Am I allowed to ask?
Speaker 2: That's a question?
Speaker 3: Okay, singing off tempo?
Speaker 2: Okay, winning best actress or feeling most gaseous, feeling most gaseous.
Speaker 1: Being anti vax or deleting hbo max being anti vax okay.
Speaker 2: A urologist or a big long piss.
Speaker 3: Urologist.
Speaker 1: Roberto Benini or Espresso Martini, hm Yo Benini okay, Alert.
Speaker 2: Doctor shoals or being a doctor that's goals, doctor shoals.
Speaker 1: The hand that rocks the cradle, or the marvelous missus maize.
Speaker 3: Oh masil, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Albra cadabra, or have a banana a abercadab rough Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: that's true.
Speaker 1: Potassium Seriously, I have hype potassium, so you don't need
Speaker 1: to eat bananas. In fact, they would be actively harmful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Isn't that bad? No, I
Speaker 3: didn't care about bananas real.
Speaker 1: I love a banana. And actually your sweater is kind
Speaker 1: of a banana butllar, and it has made me crave
Speaker 1: a banana.
Speaker 3: I think there's a stain on it, but I can't
Speaker 3: can you tell?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: Well, I got to dry clean for the first time
Speaker 3: and now it smells weird.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't have that.
Speaker 3: Is that something that happens?
Speaker 1: I actually smells?
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: I recently bought a perfect pair of vintage jeans. Wow,
Speaker 1: took them home. Realized they imagine someone smoking cigarettes every
Speaker 1: day for like three decades and only blowing onto these jeans.
Speaker 1: That's what they smell like. And I'm not even I'll
Speaker 1: have an occasional cigarette like I'm not especially sensitive, but
Speaker 1: I felt ill, and so I had to. I've got
Speaker 1: a lot of suggestions. People said, Vina, you.
Speaker 3: Bath have you done that?
Speaker 1: I ended up just washing them on a gentle cycle.
Speaker 1: And they've gotten to a point where I basically don't.
Speaker 3: Completely solvable problem.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I was acting some sort of twist or
Speaker 2: it's like and now they don't fit perfect.
Speaker 1: But it's like, but the thing is that, yeah, that
Speaker 1: is what happened. But I'm I just I have to
Speaker 1: persevere it.
Speaker 3: Like I can't see on the Janes though, that it's
Speaker 3: really out of reach for me.
Speaker 1: So I have a place in New York that I'm
Speaker 1: going to tell you to go to because guess what
Speaker 1: they do, take your measurements. Rather than you browsing a
Speaker 1: bunch of vintage jeans, take your measurements, ask you what
Speaker 1: you want, they bring you options, Thank you, one hundred
Speaker 1: and I want to say, okay, so the the genes
Speaker 1: I think are one ninety five okay, oh and that
Speaker 1: include no, no, that includes them, the service, the sir,
Speaker 1: and them tailoring them so they'll like take them in,
Speaker 1: hem them whatever.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: But it's still a vintage Jans, interesting specializing. It's really hot.
Speaker 3: What I've got really narrow.
Speaker 1: Whereas I have really wide hips. You guys I have.
Speaker 2: Well, we rate our I guess on scale of one
Speaker 2: to one thousand doves.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: You know, I actually really appreciated that you genuinely were like, wait,
Speaker 2: what is this? Yeah, it hasn't happened long.
Speaker 1: You showed an intellectual curiosity that I think in the
Speaker 1: second Trump era is lacking among the general populace.
Speaker 2: And what what else is lacking in a second Trump
Speaker 2: presidency is perseverance and giving up left and right?
Speaker 3: And Mike Pence?
Speaker 1: What about Mike?
Speaker 3: He's lacking in the second.
Speaker 1: That's right, as you were lacking Mike Pence and your Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were like not being Mike Pence.
Speaker 2: There was no Mike Pence anywhere.
Speaker 1: If someone was like, what is you? My you have?
Speaker 1: I would not say Mike Pence.
Speaker 2: And I would say I don't know, but not Mike Pence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say who's the opposite of Mike Pence?
Speaker 3: Yeah that's nice.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm going to say eight hundred and seventy eight.
Speaker 2: Does out of a thousand.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
Speaker 2: That's really good.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I did get scared at the beginning because I
Speaker 3: forgot what the sort of name of the what the
Speaker 3: name of the game was. So it was like, I
Speaker 3: have forgotten what I meant to be doing, and that's
Speaker 3: why I stopped, and I nearly and I did ask
Speaker 3: a question.
Speaker 1: But that's okay, Okay, show yourself before it got really bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, should we get into you mentioned that you
Speaker 2: have a list of topics? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yes, And is that wrong?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think that's wrong to do,
Speaker 1: but should be? Well, well, shattered your confidence for you
Speaker 1: to ask that wrong?
Speaker 3: Well, no, that's just because I'm a woman.
Speaker 1: You should look into that. I can't get over how
Speaker 1: beautiful the color of your sweater is. You don't see
Speaker 1: this sort of canary because it's not quite canary. It
Speaker 1: is bananaw but but yellow I think so, you're absolutely right,
Speaker 1: it's now Now now I'm like, I'm such a dumb
Speaker 1: ass to even call it banana, Like it's so clearly
Speaker 1: butter yellow bananas can be that color.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sort of insipid onesid, bad bananas.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's hear some of these topics.
Speaker 3: Okay, the first one, well, I'll just say the men
Speaker 3: aver I have casino aesthetic.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: Well, this one's it's hard to say because of where
Speaker 3: I'm sitting. Gray couches and also sort of teal couches.
Speaker 2: Teal.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 3: I'm also going to say being sunburnt m and I
Speaker 3: think that was really it. Oh no, the color blue.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's put a pin in that. Okay, I
Speaker 1: have a tight ten. That's actually one of the I'm
Speaker 1: taping right now for my career. Just off the bat,
Speaker 1: I want to say, great couches. We've actually organically discussed.
Speaker 3: I bet this might be.
Speaker 1: Done no, but it wasn't his topic. But we were
Speaker 1: talking about how for furniture, gray is a straight neutral
Speaker 1: and beige slash tope slash is the gay neutral. It's
Speaker 1: like a gay person if they're like, I just want
Speaker 1: something simple and uh that can go with the space,
Speaker 1: they won't go gray, They'll go beige, right, whereas a
Speaker 1: straight person will say, well, what's the most neutral color?
Speaker 3: Scared of being identified as someone who has any kind
Speaker 3: of prier, yes, so they choose gray.
Speaker 1: It's really and I actually the.
Speaker 3: Fans to whoever chose these, and I actually think like
Speaker 3: and this tone as well, this one's so bad.
Speaker 2: I think he's horrible.
Speaker 3: Oh and he's not.
Speaker 4: We're just decorated this studio one of them Messenger Gone
Speaker 4: have so many gigs, and it's like, yeah, my interior
Speaker 4: to core business is not as good as my acting
Speaker 4: or my directing.
Speaker 2: But like, but you have to understand lots of people use.
Speaker 3: This space eight years ago.
Speaker 1: And also, guess what, Claudia, most people in the world
Speaker 1: are straight. Like if I'm if I'm designing just for
Speaker 1: like a sophisticated uh you know, queer like magazine collector. Yes,
Speaker 1: how much money would I make? Like we need I
Speaker 1: need to be able to churn these pieces.
Speaker 3: Out exactly for the straight mark, the straight market. I
Speaker 3: get it. I remembered another one air fryers.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I would go so far as to like rice
Speaker 1: cook or instant low cook.
Speaker 3: Is all of this stuff any plastic things actually on
Speaker 3: the countertop.
Speaker 1: I have very little patients.
Speaker 6: Microwaves, Yeah, I do wish they like work.
Speaker 2: When people don't like a microwave, I'm like, enough enough, Harvard,
Speaker 2: one of the people use a microwave exactly.
Speaker 1: I actually want to specifically call out people say reheat
Speaker 1: things in the oven. Guess what the appeal of leftovers is?
Speaker 1: They don't take forty five minutes to prepare because they
Speaker 1: are leftovers. If I wanted to use my oven for
Speaker 1: forty five minutes, I would make a lasagna from scratch.
Speaker 2: I have to confess something. Have you guys seen the
Speaker 2: videos of like the Little Boys. It's called like Maryland
Speaker 2: Food Boys or something, and they're literally like twelve years old.
Speaker 2: You need to like they trust me. This is gonna
Speaker 2: pay off no matter.
Speaker 1: I like what you're describing is sounding a little a
Speaker 1: little George, don't go there.
Speaker 2: There's these videos of these boys hosting a podcast and
Speaker 2: they like it's like really professionally. They eat food and
Speaker 2: they go, oh, so, what's your favorite pizza? I like
Speaker 2: when pizza's crispy, I like cheese. Like they and they're
Speaker 2: like still twelve, but they're like in a podcast studio. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's very funny. And now whenever we start going off
Speaker 2: on a small topic and being like like being like,
Speaker 2: here's my thing, ovens are too long, I'm like, we're
Speaker 2: just like the Little Boys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Well that's all the podcasts really are, is
Speaker 3: like people saying yes or no.
Speaker 1: It's also kind of what like our generation of comedy,
Speaker 1: and you see the adjacent comedy is it's just like,
Speaker 1: maybe we can just be childlike and it can remind
Speaker 1: us what it was like.
Speaker 3: Trying to do that recently a lot really trying to
Speaker 3: be a lot more to that child exactly. I'm getting lost,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm scared a lot of the time.
Speaker 2: I want to return also to getting sunburned, because I
Speaker 2: find this to be an interesting topic with the amount
Speaker 2: that gay guys go on beach vacations.
Speaker 5: And they're tanning, and they're tanning, and they're they're speedoed,
Speaker 5: they're nude, they're in the sun all day long, and
Speaker 5: there is something where it's like, but they're not sunburned
Speaker 5: like the way that very rarely have I been in
Speaker 5: a house with someone who has been sunburned in the
Speaker 5: many years that I've been going on gay vacation.
Speaker 2: I'm actually quite surprised at the statistics of that, whereas
Speaker 2: every straight vacation it's like, well, dad's sunburned, he's cooked. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's got to wear a shirt now exactly, And it
Speaker 2: is and I'm not sure it's I'm not sure why
Speaker 2: that is. We all have the same.
Speaker 3: Education, I know, Well, can you provide answers what about women? Well,
Speaker 3: there is a sun burn sunburnt woman. Also, I'm Australian,
Speaker 3: so it's like sunburn is a huge part of my culture.
Speaker 3: Everyone gets like one out of two people get skin cancer.
Speaker 3: Was yes, there was a hole in the ozone layer
Speaker 3: when I was a kid, so it was like we
Speaker 3: were getting extra uv race and obviously like white people
Speaker 3: are not meant to be in Australia and so it's
Speaker 3: like we were just getting really cooked. So everyone got everything.
Speaker 2: Is that way.
Speaker 1: So many Australian actors like Nicole Kidman moved to the
Speaker 1: United States. Nicole Caman especially like would have died.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, and she is like the most porcelain, Like her
Speaker 3: swimsuit goes to heat. Yeah, and she well someone told
Speaker 3: me she like ll like I saw an interview to say.
Speaker 3: Someone told me it's like probably not that's what happened,
Speaker 3: but that she would get up before shooting and swim
Speaker 3: before the sun rose, like at the beach, and they
Speaker 3: were like, isn't that amazing. I mean, she like gets
Speaker 3: she's doing so much every day. And I was like,
Speaker 3: I think it's because she doesn't want to be sunburned. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she doesn't want to put on that swimsuit. No, it's
Speaker 3: like this, but yeah, it's so sunburn is a big
Speaker 3: part of my culture Australian and also straight because I
Speaker 3: think it is like the idea like especially for men,
Speaker 3: and we will talk about women as well. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: Well, we were recently accused that we sometimes erase women,
Speaker 1: so that's why I am bringing them up from the beginning.
Speaker 3: What the image I really have is like, well, it
Speaker 3: was like there's so much sun damage, so it's like
Speaker 3: every woman like a really familiar thing is like a chest. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that sort of like the vertical wrinkling and maybe a
Speaker 3: sort of the freckles, a very sort of specific cooked
Speaker 3: in redness.
Speaker 1: Yes, cooked in redness, which I guess is different because
Speaker 1: I also imagine like a leathery tan, which is sort
Speaker 1: of a different thing. But yes, cooked in redness.
Speaker 2: It's so icindon to be like, we need to raise
Speaker 2: women up. So women like often get this like burn
Speaker 2: where like their tits like wrinkling. Really it's disgusting, like
Speaker 2: so women age like really badly.
Speaker 3: Like also, I really remember there was such a thing
Speaker 3: of like in Australia, people would go to Bali because
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 2: Like oh, because it's close.
Speaker 3: Close, so it's like a beautiful place to go and
Speaker 3: it's close and it's not Australia. But people would come back,
Speaker 3: white women. I just remember saying, like, mom's on the
Speaker 3: plane my family went when I was like sixteen. Just
Speaker 3: like everyone would get the braids, which was obviously an
Speaker 3: interesting choice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that was such an era.
Speaker 3: BOLLI braid. So it's like there's beads, there's braids, and
Speaker 3: then just like the reddest circle in the world, so
Speaker 3: women get some burnt too.
Speaker 1: It's really amazing. Like I feel like the kind of
Speaker 1: era of white people making fun of white people is
Speaker 1: coming to a close. It's sort of it's over it.
Speaker 1: It seems like self flagellating in a sort of like
Speaker 1: pathetic way at this point. However, that said, it is
Speaker 1: crazy the things why people do. Sometimes when you think
Speaker 1: about the fact that just for a full generation they
Speaker 1: slash we were going to you know, the Bahamas and
Speaker 1: just being like and now I'm going to get braids
Speaker 1: with little seashells on them. Yeah, and it's going to
Speaker 1: be so fucking exciting.
Speaker 3: Did you ever do it? I never did it.
Speaker 2: No, I never went on one of those vacations.
Speaker 1: My sisters when they were kids, like I'm talking like
Speaker 1: eight years old and five years old. Yeah, they did it,
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of photos of it.
Speaker 2: That's so funny. It's when I was in the z
Speaker 2: Way room, we were like trying to write a thing
Speaker 2: that was making fun of that, and then like the
Speaker 2: writer assistant is Jamaican and she was like, well, everyone's
Speaker 2: making like loves doing that to white people.
Speaker 1: Like this, so this is classic.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was like because it's funny, like like they're like,
Speaker 2: we're spreading the culture.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, it's a very American because we're sort
Speaker 1: of applying an American notion of appropriation and race relations
Speaker 1: to a different.
Speaker 3: Well, it's interesting. I mean, like I wouldn't. I'm not
Speaker 3: saying I know anything about Balanese culture, but I don't
Speaker 3: know that the braids originate there at all. It's like
Speaker 3: they've just like been like, well, they're just yeah, it's
Speaker 3: a vacation.
Speaker 1: It's just like, oh you got vacation hair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I've never seen like a Balanese person with braids.
Speaker 3: So let's think about that for a while.
Speaker 2: I think we should say with that, Wow, I mean,
Speaker 2: look at us talking about women talking about race, talking about.
Speaker 3: Okay, apologizing, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Damn, I do think well, first of all, I think
Speaker 1: sun burnt has to be our topic. I really like
Speaker 1: because I actually I do want to return to what
Speaker 1: you're saying about how gay guys magically don't get sunburned.
Speaker 2: Well, and it makes me think, like, right now, I'm
Speaker 2: watching Survivor constantly. I started late, and they I know
Speaker 2: they get them sunscreen. I know this, But that's all
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about the entire time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we will get back to women, but for now,
Speaker 1: let's talk about men. Yeah, just sort of baseline theory. Yeah, obvious, Okay,
Speaker 1: obvious theory. Gay men interested in more interested in skincare
Speaker 1: more knowledgeable about how to treat their skin. So it's
Speaker 1: just like a effortless that you don't see them like
Speaker 1: fumbling to get the sunscreen. That's like leaking out of
Speaker 1: the bottle. They're just like doing it.
Speaker 2: The other hand, I have a problematic addition to this
Speaker 2: is that they also are like, want me to put
Speaker 2: sunscreen on you?
Speaker 3: Like, well, here's something I discovered about myself. If I
Speaker 3: ever wanted, I have to pretend I am less flexible
Speaker 3: than I am. If I want to get someone to
Speaker 3: put sunscreen on my back because I if that can
Speaker 3: put sunscreen on my tie back because I think I'm
Speaker 3: hyper mobile, so I can touch every sentimente out of
Speaker 3: my back. I can to, whereas everyone else is always.
Speaker 2: Like put sunscreene on me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, why, I just do it yourself. But they can't.
Speaker 3: They can't reach, but you can.
Speaker 1: So one of the things that I can't one of
Speaker 1: the things that has been a really sad thing in
Speaker 1: my life. I know we'll get ready to actually burst
Speaker 1: into tears. So I used to I'm I used to
Speaker 1: be able to. I won't do it, so no one
Speaker 1: freak out. I used to be able to clasp my
Speaker 1: hands all that oh literally all the way around, and
Speaker 1: my shoulders would just like dislocate and like go around
Speaker 1: and I can't believe I'm about to say crazy? Is
Speaker 1: this like this? But because I have been working out
Speaker 1: more in the last year and a half, I suddenly
Speaker 1: can no longer do it, and it actually is like
Speaker 1: making me feel less like that was always my party trick.
Speaker 3: You're less flexible now that you're more muscular.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, exactly, you lose flexibility, do you really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Think about like the guys that are really muscle that
Speaker 2: can't even up with their arms straight.
Speaker 1: Oh right, I just like I don't think it took much.
Speaker 1: I think I used to have literally zero muscle masks
Speaker 1: and be very naturally flexible, so I could just do
Speaker 1: it and like the second I got even just like
Speaker 1: a little bit, it just I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 2: Wow. So do you go home for the holidays with it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And your family's I don't know my family, like they're like, George,
Speaker 2: do the trick? The trick?
Speaker 1: I think it's no one ever. It's one of those
Speaker 1: things I used to do it, and like I can't.
Speaker 2: Mom, I've changed.
Speaker 1: She used to do it and think some people would
Speaker 1: be nongrossed out by but every single person would be like,
Speaker 1: you never do that again.
Speaker 3: I don't think I can do that one. Well, I
Speaker 3: can put sunscreen on the way back, fit my whole
Speaker 3: fist in my mouth, you can. Yes, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: No, no, of course, of course, imagine if you never asked
Speaker 1: that I've actually offended you even did like iroll it.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 3: It's just like there's a camera here, obviously it's so
Speaker 3: tempting to it away. I'm not going to be.
Speaker 1: The equivalent of cleavage, of like hinting that you can
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 3: I could do it. It could happen at any moment.
Speaker 3: It takes a while to get it.
Speaker 2: In another Claudia, wait, George, you were making a point
Speaker 2: about sunscreen when we all on.
Speaker 1: The one I mean, on the one hand, gay guys
Speaker 1: are conscious of skincare norms and also, as you're saying,
Speaker 1: basically use it as a fore play just asking their
Speaker 1: friends to pitch. And then on the other hand, the
Speaker 1: straight men a feel invincible and b feel like it's
Speaker 1: a sign of weakness to protect themselves in any way.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. I think it's like there's so little self reflection
Speaker 3: in the greatest of men. Like it's like to reflect
Speaker 3: is gay because you're looking at a guy, and so
Speaker 3: it's like they they can't sort of think about themselves
Speaker 3: in any way. So self preservation is like not available
Speaker 3: to this.
Speaker 1: Well, it's also like self preservation, it's like, what do
Speaker 1: you think? So you think I'm weak? You think I
Speaker 1: literally need armor to go to the beach.
Speaker 2: If I'm meant to live, the Lord will keep me alive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because God is straight, Because God straight.
Speaker 1: And also I'm sorry to say that it's an unwillingness
Speaker 1: to learn from past mistakes because these people are getting
Speaker 1: sun burnt over and over again every year. It's not
Speaker 1: like this is the first time and they're shocked.
Speaker 3: Yes, completely, I.
Speaker 2: Got to say. Sometimes them, like when gay I sexualized
Speaker 2: putting on sunscreen. Sometimes I'm like, enough, I've been on
Speaker 2: a nude beach where like they were really like, oh,
Speaker 2: in the inside of your butt crack really needs something.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, no it doesn't. You guys need to
Speaker 2: clomb down.
Speaker 3: So with someone putting your inside.
Speaker 2: But it was like two guys and it was like
Speaker 2: screaming up and we're like trying to have a normal conversation.
Speaker 2: He's like really getting in.
Speaker 3: And I mean, I have to ask. So you're on
Speaker 3: a nude beach, like, what about the shaft all.
Speaker 2: Over the shaft?
Speaker 1: You and you do you have to first get erect
Speaker 1: and then put the screen on so you can get
Speaker 1: This is complicated because you do.
Speaker 3: Have to do it because if you put it, you.
Speaker 2: Have to do it. You're doing you have to not
Speaker 2: get hard, but you have to put it on. So
Speaker 2: you're like, you do you have to rub yourself exactly.
Speaker 3: So that's why I'm.
Speaker 1: So sorry of chicken out the eggs. You are getting
Speaker 1: hard because you're putting.
Speaker 3: Because also if you put it on flaccid, then it's
Speaker 3: not the full surface area, so then it's like expanding
Speaker 3: and then suddenly it looks.
Speaker 1: Like a red tiger exactly. Yeah, yeah, tiger, red tiger
Speaker 1: stripes hot.
Speaker 3: So you have to wait, you have to get hot.
Speaker 2: You literally have to care about skin cancer at all. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, there's like PSAs where men are like I
Speaker 1: didn't know I would go to the beach flaccid and
Speaker 1: next thing you know.
Speaker 2: They are like specifically life cards that are there like
Speaker 2: get you hard so you can like put sunscreen on.
Speaker 3: It would be awful to have a sunburnt penis on it.
Speaker 2: Honestly, Like the appeal of a nude beach is like
Speaker 2: loses its luster pretty quickly when you're like, well what
Speaker 2: if I get sunburned? Yeah, because it is fun to
Speaker 2: be like, look, I'm naked, and it's like I don't
Speaker 2: actually want to lay in the sun naked. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: need some very dangerous to me.
Speaker 1: You you got to just go srong.
Speaker 2: What's that again?
Speaker 1: But that David Beckham, Yeah, David, or even just like
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like little piece of fabric. It can even
Speaker 1: honestly be see through, so you can get what you're
Speaker 1: wanting out of the out of the new sea through.
Speaker 2: Don't you get sunburned.
Speaker 1: No, it's like wearing sunglasses but for your dick.
Speaker 3: But also you're not nude if you've got a sarong on.
Speaker 3: But it's kind of creepy. It's sexy. I mean, I
Speaker 3: always get but it's different.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's men.
Speaker 3: Now let's we're going to women again.
Speaker 1: So women. Okay, the women get suburb because it's like decoltage. Yes,
Speaker 1: and lesbians don't have that. Actually that's true. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't associate that because they're wearing a crew.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm thinking I'm trying to say, for a
Speaker 1: sort of phrase this in a positive way, like there
Speaker 1: is something lesbianic about kind of always being prepared.
Speaker 2: Me.
Speaker 1: It's like she has a little kit, like a little
Speaker 1: you know, fanny pack, like a little purse or something
Speaker 1: that has like all the things you might need, like
Speaker 1: first aid kit, chapstick, sunscreened face, sunscreen. That's different like snacks, whatever.
Speaker 1: And that to me is which is a very different
Speaker 1: reason than why gay guys don't get sumber. But that
Speaker 1: to me is the reason a queer woman would not
Speaker 1: get sundering is because she just is always prepared when
Speaker 1: she's going to the beach, like she has all the materials.
Speaker 1: You would never see her like open. Think of like
Speaker 1: a harried mom who's opening the bank is like fuck,
Speaker 1: like we didn't bring the popsicles. That would never happen.
Speaker 1: If it's too much, I agree, But I.
Speaker 2: Even feel like that's true with straight women still, like
Speaker 2: they are sunscreening themselves.
Speaker 3: They definitely have more access to.
Speaker 2: They have more access to.
Speaker 3: The instinct that straight men do not. But they and
Speaker 3: so that is a problem with pretty much everything I've
Speaker 3: said about straight all these straight ideas. Is there more
Speaker 3: attacks on gate on straight men?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well but again I'm speaking completely.
Speaker 3: Ribbing attack like a gentle rib it's tasteful.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Don't you think the pressure to be tan is a
Speaker 1: very straight woman thing? Yes, that's what that is. I
Speaker 1: think the reason why straight women true like some sun
Speaker 1: burning is because it's all about getting tam.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's that's very like teen too.
Speaker 1: Like even more so than gay because game then also
Speaker 1: want to be tam. But straight women own being, like
Speaker 1: you like, put baby o A on, like theres thing.
Speaker 3: I did that when I was like thirteen, someone had that,
Speaker 3: is it? What's the brand that, like, coconut oil?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Hawaiian Tropic, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think so. And it was like set plus seven
Speaker 3: SPF factor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing zero, not with that hole in these only.
Speaker 3: And my friend who had a different complexion to me,
Speaker 3: she was wearing it. She was she was turning golden brown.
Speaker 3: Whereas I put it on and I literally I was
Speaker 3: like I had sunstroke. I was shaking. It was bad.
Speaker 3: And it's probably why eventually I will cats cats I know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, sure I will as well. And it's like
Speaker 2: a moment. It's just like I'm mostly waiting and I'm like,
Speaker 2: it don't.
Speaker 3: Happen, but you do you get checked?
Speaker 2: Oh you guys know I don't get checked.
Speaker 3: You don't you guys you have to get checked. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it would.
Speaker 1: Be really bad for my career if you like, if
Speaker 1: there were any health issues that I don't know about it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's unfortunately.
Speaker 2: It's so much doctor. You have to go to the dentist.
Speaker 2: I know, you have to go to the skin you know, normal.
Speaker 3: What oh normal doctor. Yeah you do.
Speaker 2: I mean gay doctor too.
Speaker 3: That's why I know about my potassium because of the
Speaker 3: normal doctor. She did a.
Speaker 1: Blood test, the normal doctor.
Speaker 3: But also she didn't say why potassium.
Speaker 2: She was just did was bad.
Speaker 3: No, but she's like it is.
Speaker 2: High, but she was she was like, you have high
Speaker 2: high potassium, and that's your superpower exactly. I wish it was.
Speaker 3: I didn't explain why it's bad, so I don't know
Speaker 3: what am I mad to do. Maybe she didn't say
Speaker 3: how to not have high potassium.
Speaker 1: Huh huh.
Speaker 3: I guess if anyone's watching or listening who knows why
Speaker 3: it's badge of high potassium, please call me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, can you actually please comment directly to Claudia, not
Speaker 1: to us, because I cannot say through comments about.
Speaker 3: I don't open DM right now because now I'm scared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're scared.
Speaker 3: Now, I understand. You can see if I've seen it.
Speaker 1: Speaking of SPF, the I think, let's see, I think
Speaker 1: it's very SBF talk, being like did you know that
Speaker 1: like thirty SPF means that it lasts for thirty minutes,
Speaker 1: or like this SPF means this like you have to
Speaker 1: That is also feels very straight woman to me, am
Speaker 1: I wrong, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, and well because I actually as a straight.
Speaker 1: Woman, could you do love pain? What does it mean?
Speaker 3: Sun protection factor SBF quite literal is like the is
Speaker 3: the number, okay, the fifty or whatever the number is
Speaker 3: is the amount of time you can spend in the
Speaker 3: sun without getting somebody.
Speaker 1: So it's like, so it literally is that.
Speaker 2: It's just so, No, it's not.
Speaker 3: Fifth, but it's not fifty minutes or fifty seconds. It's
Speaker 3: fifty times the amount you could spend of time you
Speaker 3: could spend in some without getting some burnt without sunscreen.
Speaker 3: So let's say that's actually seven minutes.
Speaker 2: WHOA, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think that's like based on your like that makes sense, honest. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 3: so you could spend fifty times the amount of time
Speaker 3: in the sun.
Speaker 1: That seems like you're saying I can apply a fifty
Speaker 1: SPF just once and be in the slot.
Speaker 2: They're not taking into account you're dipping in the ocean
Speaker 2: and you can't sweat.
Speaker 3: You can't dip in the ocean. Also, you have to
Speaker 3: apply two to three tea spoons or something crazy like that.
Speaker 3: You have to apply such a ridiculous amount of sun
Speaker 3: screen to actually get what they're saying they can give you,
Speaker 3: and that's impossible for me with such a small face.
Speaker 3: I can't put that much liquid on my face. I try.
Speaker 3: Doesn't work.
Speaker 2: Do you do a daily sunscreen? Of course I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm Australian. Yes, of course, of course I do two fingers,
Speaker 3: but sometimes you went to do three.
Speaker 2: When someone says like, of course I do Australian, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't think you understand. I have no idea what
Speaker 2: the Australian.
Speaker 6: Yeah is like sunny sunscreen.
Speaker 3: One's parents to pick them up and they'd have like
Speaker 3: a bandage across their face because they've had something chopped
Speaker 3: out of their face. Really, that's how because like, yeah,
Speaker 3: and there's like a huge bat of sunscreen that everyone
Speaker 3: uses communal sunscreen really, and there's a no hat, no
Speaker 3: play policy in the playground because you will get burnt. Wow,
Speaker 3: no no play. So I do wear a hat as well?
Speaker 1: Do you wear my?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Is that why your hair is rectangle?
Speaker 3: Probably? No, I didn't wear one here today it is cloudy,
Speaker 3: but still the sp the UV factory is.
Speaker 1: High mat SPF. Hat is that something you're familiar with?
Speaker 3: Sort of?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I never this new thing where they're like saying clothing.
Speaker 1: Has yes, exactly.
Speaker 2: Feels fake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, doesn't. Isn't all clothing? Yeah, it's cloth
Speaker 3: protecting you from the sad.
Speaker 1: Here's what I think. I think that SPF clothing could
Speaker 1: be a great way to get men into the mix
Speaker 1: because they love high tech clothing and synthetics. Yes, like
Speaker 1: bike to work, that's true, or like things a lot
Speaker 1: of zippers cargo, you know, unzipped, like shorts that become pants.
Speaker 3: Yes. Are we talking about men generally or straight men
Speaker 3: straight man?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Because also it's like they're so scared of expressing themselves
Speaker 3: in any way. So if they there's like a practical edge,
Speaker 3: they can explore that. They're like, I'm being practical. This
Speaker 3: is good for when I'm on my bike. Yes, but
Speaker 3: they can't be like I need to protect myself because
Speaker 3: that's too Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Wow, wait another Australia question.
Speaker 3: Okay, go for it. Well I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yet, Okay, good, Okay, So you know how everyone was going?
Speaker 2: Nor was that annoying?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm so that was like the most annoying.
Speaker 3: Because people really they think I want to hear they're
Speaker 3: no or yeah, And obviously I have an Australian accent.
Speaker 3: I say no, which maybe to you sounds like what
Speaker 3: you just did. To me, they sound very different. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: but that's just how accents work. Of course, we're going
Speaker 3: to hit my age quite differently. But for some reason
Speaker 3: people think I would love to hear.
Speaker 1: Their no and that I would like murder someone like no.
Speaker 1: I might imagine like just for a full two years,
Speaker 1: everyone is going up to Claudia and being like no.
Speaker 3: Well, it's a real breakthrough in the Australian accent reproduction
Speaker 3: because it used to just be like a crocodile dundee, yeah,
Speaker 3: the knife. It was a different thing. And it's like
Speaker 3: now people have found a more effective pathway into the
Speaker 3: Australian accent, so people are getting better at it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and like no is gateway. See I can't say it
Speaker 3: because I'm like trying to think pet what you're doing.
Speaker 3: But yeah, no, it's a crazy thing to do to
Speaker 3: me when people are doing it for me. For me,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm just like, what do you think is
Speaker 3: happening right now?
Speaker 2: Even when they weren't doing it for you, I'm sort
Speaker 2: of like, what were you like? Was it like even
Speaker 2: just seeing people like type it out, like the way
Speaker 2: that it was like memified, was that like bizarre.
Speaker 3: I was like they're coming for me. I know it hunted,
Speaker 3: you know, it was interesting, and now it is like
Speaker 3: people are really doing it and it is it's just
Speaker 3: like a party trick I love to do for me.
Speaker 2: Interesting. Yeah. Wow. And then my next question is do
Speaker 2: do you feel that Australian straight man have a more
Speaker 2: healthy relationship to sunscreen than American streatment?
Speaker 3: That's a really wow. Well do you know I feel
Speaker 3: like the Australian Australia it's like they've learned a lesson
Speaker 3: a little bit and they're just like, well, I have
Speaker 3: to I actually really have to wear something.
Speaker 1: It's part of the ethnic identity. It's part of the
Speaker 1: national culture.
Speaker 3: Still you're seeing burnt men. You do see burntman, but
Speaker 3: it's more likely in Sydney if you see a very
Speaker 3: burnt man that he's British.
Speaker 1: Uh. You know what It's like. It's like how it
Speaker 1: used to be that speedos were like gay in America
Speaker 1: but actually totally straight dad in Europe. It's different. Gay
Speaker 1: slash straight norms change from locational locations, so in Australia,
Speaker 1: unlike in the United States, it's not gay to wear sunscreen.
Speaker 3: Exactly, whereas like the straight men I know here are
Speaker 3: all I guess like comedy men and they don't want
Speaker 3: to go to the bak.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine a male comedian putting on sunscreen.
Speaker 3: I've seen common Christopher put on sunscreen like he common
Speaker 3: takes care of himself. Yeah, so that makes sense for him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: George is silent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so scary.
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm thinking. I think I was about to say,
Speaker 1: I'd say Carmen has like sort of olive skin like me,
Speaker 1: But then I actually don't know what his ethnic background is,
Speaker 1: so I don't want to misspeak. Do you I believe Mexican? Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh so he is Latino, so that is different than
Speaker 1: it is different than me.
Speaker 3: But he's wearing sunscrepe, so that's good.
Speaker 2: Okay. My next Australia question is what is gay in Australia?
Speaker 2: That is straight here? Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 2: I mean, like the answer can be a trick question.
Speaker 1: What is gay there? That is straight here?
Speaker 3: He's gay there is straight here? What is gay there? Straight?
Speaker 3: Do you have any I do you have any ideas?
Speaker 2: Like the opposite is like the Speedo is gay here
Speaker 2: but straight there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what's Oh I have one that is actually
Speaker 1: straight in Australia and gay here, like I think dance
Speaker 1: like dance. I think the Veronica's here is like lesbian
Speaker 1: culture because I think the Veronica's in Australia is mainstream pop.
Speaker 3: It is. It's straight that's very straight.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, wow, that was a good example.
Speaker 2: That was a really I think, I mean maybe even
Speaker 2: Kyl of Minoa doing that.
Speaker 1: But I do think I even know who's also a
Speaker 1: gay kind of Australia. True, it's because she's the Madonna
Speaker 1: of Australia. Like she's she's mainstream just like Madonna is,
Speaker 1: but it's still gay culture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's part of gay culture. She might perform at
Speaker 3: the Mighty Gras Pobby and that is obviously a very
Speaker 3: gay event.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think you know that shirt? I don't, Okay,
Speaker 3: I think this is.
Speaker 2: You know that?
Speaker 3: Do you remember that shirt that like navy blue shirt
Speaker 3: that was like short slaved and it had like a
Speaker 3: tiny flamingo or palm tree or pineapple on it, like
Speaker 3: the print like.
Speaker 2: As a pattern.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's kind of separate like it's like spread.
Speaker 2: Out, yeah, like a small It was like the one.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's that was what's the question, didn't
Speaker 3: what's straight here and what's gay there?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, something that's straight here.
Speaker 3: I'm seeing that as straight here and gay in Australia.
Speaker 3: But I also saw it earlier in Australia, so it's
Speaker 3: like gay sort of like normal, very normal gay guys.
Speaker 3: We're adopting it as like the biggest like here's my
Speaker 3: here's like my fun shirt. There's like microscopic flamingo on
Speaker 3: the navy blue. Do you have this shirt?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, But I do actually think you're pointing to something.
Speaker 1: I think that the idea of Hawaiian shirts more broadly
Speaker 1: or like shirt it's like that in America is such
Speaker 1: a specifically dad like thing. I actually think everywhere else
Speaker 1: it's like such a bold print and you don't have
Speaker 1: the cultural implication that it's like a lame dad tammy
Speaker 1: Bahama thing to do. Yes, So I think I mean
Speaker 1: just think of like it's like if I saw someone
Speaker 1: wearing a flowery Hawaiian shirt in Greece, I wouldn't I
Speaker 1: would think think they were like, you know, flaring it.
Speaker 3: Up you're thinking they're a straight person flaring flaring it
Speaker 3: out there again.
Speaker 1: That's very fashioned forward, like not a land dad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, self expression yea, that is that not available to
Speaker 3: a straight person here, a straight man here, they have
Speaker 3: to I.
Speaker 1: Just think Tommy Bahama is so dominant in that space
Speaker 1: that it's normal.
Speaker 3: We don't have Tommy Bahama in Australia.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you guys get it, you're gonnau.
Speaker 3: Is it a restaurant.
Speaker 1: It's a brand of Hawaiian shirts, right, yeah, but they
Speaker 1: might have a bar. It's very Tiva Tiva's, Like imagine
Speaker 1: like Tiva's Mohamma's not Tiva's.
Speaker 2: Tommy Ohama's not Tiva's.
Speaker 3: Should the podcast become it's it's like Miami Tommy Mohamma.
Speaker 1: Is more like Miami linen pants.
Speaker 2: I know. It's like like one are the Chaka's or
Speaker 2: Chucka's one of these one of those shoes I'm thinking
Speaker 2: of like Chaco's. Yeah, they're like a brown sort of
Speaker 2: like like they look like they're made of straw almost,
Speaker 2: but like a little shoe. Yes, that's more tim Mohamma.
Speaker 2: Tiva is more like I'm like it's Patagonia more like
Speaker 2: I'm hiking.
Speaker 3: It's a hiker Campa. Yeah, they're going to campus.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 3: You know those shoes?
Speaker 2: Do you know that brand?
Speaker 3: That European Brandish Spanish brand, and to is. I feel
Speaker 3: like that one could be like get you somewhere and
Speaker 3: straight somewhere.
Speaker 2: I completely agree.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I actually I think I think I just
Speaker 3: feel like it's somewhere in there.
Speaker 1: I think that in I think that it's straight in
Speaker 1: Europe because it's like mainstream and here. Like I literally
Speaker 1: bought camper sandals last year because I.
Speaker 2: Was like, whoa, Okay, amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think that's a real one.
Speaker 2: I love an international perspective.
Speaker 3: I agree, yeah, but it made me feel scared that
Speaker 3: I didn't understand Australia when you asked me that question
Speaker 3: about what was gay or did you.
Speaker 2: Not understand any Yeah, maybe you didn't know gay people there?
Speaker 3: Well I certainly do. So then I was like, God,
Speaker 3: I'm not paying attention to my friends eno in Australia.
Speaker 3: They're like word do they yeah?
Speaker 2: Spread that word is gay? Straight?
Speaker 1: In America?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Don't they get annoyed when it's a word that specifically
Speaker 3: in American spelling because we do spell differently, people using
Speaker 3: words you don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's so do so do most English.
Speaker 3: Everybody else?
Speaker 2: Does it?
Speaker 3: Just not U. You don't have time to add to you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, well you have to make more money.
Speaker 3: Exactly for you? Is my money is dipping out?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is there anything else to say about sunscreen or
Speaker 2: Australia or being sunburned or Australia.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm decided you didn't want to talk about the
Speaker 3: casino asthidic.
Speaker 1: We didn't even touch upon that, you know, just candidly.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Have you talked about it?
Speaker 1: No, we haven't. It's just like it makes me think
Speaker 1: of Donald Trump in a way that like I can't
Speaker 1: even I just was like, I don't want to even
Speaker 1: joke about it right now because I'm in such a
Speaker 1: great mood after my amazing meeting where I figured out
Speaker 1: the next ten years of my career.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've gotten a few emails.
Speaker 2: That's why he's been absent in this conversations.
Speaker 1: A bunch of projects got renewed for more seasons.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's it's just more work for me,
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 2: We're going out to drinks after this.
Speaker 1: But so that it was sort of my I was like,
Speaker 1: I was sad. It made me sad. It's too real,
Speaker 1: it's too real. But of course I agree with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I agree with you.
Speaker 2: It's one of those things too. Yeah, maybe it is
Speaker 2: the Donald trumpness, but there is something about it what
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's just so viscerally gross and doesn't speak
Speaker 2: to me that I'm like.
Speaker 3: Of course, what do I say exactly? I just feel
Speaker 3: like it's like there was a thing when I was
Speaker 3: like a teenager. Well, it's like you know that thing
Speaker 3: once against, Like everyone wants to dress up and it's
Speaker 3: like the only costume straight guys feel like they can
Speaker 3: do is like sort of like a rat pack. Yeah,
Speaker 3: a casino against, which is also ultimately barely a costume,
Speaker 3: Like it's like a shirt, a white shirts.
Speaker 1: Like when people go as reservoir dogs, like hello.
Speaker 3: Yes, totally, it's like that's nothing, it's nothing at all.
Speaker 3: But like and then also there was this was a
Speaker 3: party theme when I was like a teenager that I
Speaker 3: never went to one, but it was like gangsters and moles,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, mll So it's like eventually it's like
Speaker 3: a sex worker.
Speaker 1: A female, Well do you know that it used to be. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't think this would fly, but it used to
Speaker 1: be pimps and parties in America.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's even more sad, really sad stuff really.
Speaker 1: Great, No, it's bad. And also in Bridget Jones, what
Speaker 1: was the party she was going to remember?
Speaker 3: She just players and tarts and vickers. That's a British one. Tarts,
Speaker 3: tarts t a R T s an accent problem because
Speaker 3: you repeated tot Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: Put you really just did an amazing America.
Speaker 3: Well, because I just wanted you to understand. Sometimes there
Speaker 3: are certain words I have to say so people know
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 1: And it's tarts and vicars. Does tart mean wrror?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay absolutely, So that's why she will the play and
Speaker 3: then everybody or the man got to be extremely clothed.
Speaker 1: Remind me why was it controversial if it was a
Speaker 1: tarts and vickers party?
Speaker 3: Because there was a mix up. I recently watched it.
Speaker 3: I recently watched it to get ready for the new one,
Speaker 3: which I've.
Speaker 2: Heard is great.
Speaker 3: I can't wait anyway, But there was a mix up,
Speaker 3: so she her dad and also I'll have something else
Speaker 3: to say about that, which is have you noticed so
Speaker 3: her dad was played by Jim Broadband, and now Colin
Speaker 3: Firth is you know. It is obviously the love interest,
Speaker 3: but he has sort of turned into Jim Broadman in
Speaker 3: his older age.
Speaker 2: I have to look up a picture.
Speaker 3: I mean, like very handsome, and I love it. I'm
Speaker 3: not criticizing the way anyone looks everyone, but it's interesting
Speaker 3: he's become physically he's in the same genre now as
Speaker 3: Jim Broadback. You know, I do think he could play
Speaker 3: Jim Broadband.
Speaker 1: Think that happened? Sorry, don't you think that happens with
Speaker 1: British men? They kind of all grow into Jim Broadband.
Speaker 3: Well this is just like this crazy. No, I'm dead
Speaker 3: right about this. I'm a double ganger detecture. I can
Speaker 3: really tell who.
Speaker 2: People looks crazy.
Speaker 3: Well, you're looking at a very recent I didn't he die?
Speaker 3: Did he die?
Speaker 2: Did he?
Speaker 1: Did?
Speaker 2: He? A whole lot?
Speaker 7: Jim broad Bent a live Bitch's he's alive? That old Yeah,
Speaker 7: he's like but look, this is not like Colin Firth
Speaker 7: even like old bigs.
Speaker 3: You have have you been watching Lockerbie?
Speaker 2: What what?
Speaker 3: That's Colin first, my most recent TV show, where he
Speaker 3: plays an older version of himself.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, is this some Apple TV?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I see I've just been in Australia,
Speaker 3: so I've been watching.
Speaker 1: Oh it's an Australian show.
Speaker 3: No, it's a British show.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I think all the TV is the same now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well I just got brick Box, so it's a whole
Speaker 1: new world for Wow.
Speaker 3: I've got brick Box too. I love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I One of the horrifying things that happened recently is
Speaker 1: I kept showing Matthew Catherine Tate sketches that I like,
Speaker 1: loved as a team and he was not cracking a smile.
Speaker 3: That's That's one of the rest That is one of
Speaker 3: the worst.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine.
Speaker 3: Don't show people things because yeah, and also don't be
Speaker 3: shown things because it's really hard. When someone's like, do
Speaker 3: you like this? Watch it? They're holding the phone. That's bad.
Speaker 2: You have to give them a link and they can
Speaker 2: watch on their.
Speaker 3: Own time, privately, privately and they can decide what they
Speaker 3: actually think. It's not fair. Socially, it's not fair, and
Speaker 3: I think that's for gay and straight people.
Speaker 2: That's universal across.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy that the idea of tartsan vicars, Like
Speaker 1: there's a version of that every like there's a version
Speaker 1: in America and in the UK and in Austria.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and in the Australian want gangsism also sort of
Speaker 3: like nineteen twenties, but it's.
Speaker 1: Still like but it's just because for women it's always.
Speaker 3: Doesn't get close.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I have two thoughts about this one. Once I
Speaker 2: saw a TikTok that was about like, like how every
Speaker 2: culture invents the dragon, like separate from each other because
Speaker 2: there's like something about the dragon.
Speaker 3: That medium contrast, of course, and.
Speaker 2: So like this sort of pimps and hose party is
Speaker 2: the dragon of parties. Every culture comes together to create
Speaker 2: this eventually, and.
Speaker 3: It's such a sad concept. It really is devastating.
Speaker 2: And then the other thing I want to say is
Speaker 2: it's are you familiar with the porn category clothed mail,
Speaker 2: nude male kind of speaks for itself.
Speaker 1: Actually, no, it's.
Speaker 2: Kind of speaks for itself nude.
Speaker 1: I actually could imagine that being and just get one close.
Speaker 2: Sort of like without when gender is removed, you still
Speaker 2: want clothes mail. Somebody wants to be clothed and one
Speaker 2: must be naked. No, But the problem is that the
Speaker 2: gender defines who is clothed the nude, whereas it should
Speaker 2: be like I want to be the nude male, I
Speaker 2: want to be the clothes.
Speaker 1: So you're saying clothed as male, unclothed as female.
Speaker 2: Currently in current society, and I think it would be
Speaker 2: radical if they could choose I want to unclothed or
Speaker 2: I want to be closed. What we need is basically
Speaker 2: they're trying to clothe.
Speaker 3: So we need to reduce the theme to clothes.
Speaker 2: Unclothed, clothes on clothed.
Speaker 1: We need gender swapped. Kanye West and Bianca and.
Speaker 3: Sorry where I know?
Speaker 1: And also she's Australian. That's do you know her?
Speaker 2: You ran into her on your parents street.
Speaker 3: I looked at her. She scale, but.
Speaker 1: Like, who's a you know, a famous powerful woman. It's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: Selena gomezfortunate Sea Gomez should be fully clothed, and then
Speaker 1: Benny Blanco should be fully nude.
Speaker 2: I just think they should be able to choose. It
Speaker 2: should be like, you know, who wants to be clothed,
Speaker 2: he wants to be nude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I think we need to make up for
Speaker 1: the year, the generation, the generations of Like I think
Speaker 1: women need to frankly cover up.
Speaker 2: Need to be nude, yes bad, and then once they've
Speaker 2: done it for maybe one hundred years, and then we
Speaker 2: can and then we can do everyone choose shoes, then
Speaker 2: you can choose.
Speaker 1: I also, I really am I'm talking fully nude because
Speaker 1: I actually don't like well duh.
Speaker 2: The idea that like, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I don't like is like the sort of
Speaker 1: red carpet fashion right now where it's like men have
Speaker 1: their arms out or men are only wearing a vest.
Speaker 1: Like that's a little too uh. It's the word faggy, okay,
Speaker 1: like whereas if it's new then it's almost like ancient
Speaker 1: Greek like Olympics, like be.
Speaker 3: A man, not faggy.
Speaker 2: So it's like it's like.
Speaker 1: No, it's like sportsmanship and and and competition, competition, the
Speaker 1: Atlantic spirit give. I think it's less so than having.
Speaker 2: You know what I loved? Do you remember, like was
Speaker 2: this like you know, six years ago or something. There
Speaker 2: was some I forgot. It was like raft Simmons or
Speaker 2: something who did the suits where it was just the
Speaker 2: diick hole cut out. Yes, yes, yes, I thought that
Speaker 2: was kind of genius.
Speaker 3: That's funny, that could be fun Yeah, you'd have to
Speaker 3: put sunscreen on.
Speaker 2: Of course, get it hard, get it hard to.
Speaker 1: Get literally like some more makeup lady being like, I would.
Speaker 3: Recommend no putting the sunscreen on before you put the
Speaker 3: suit on, because sometimes putting like a sweater on, you're like,
Speaker 3: oh no, this sounds green.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 3: Really careful stuff like that. Someone who wears sunscreen. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you never wear sunscreen, Sam, and you've never had a
Speaker 3: skin check.
Speaker 2: Do not attack him. I wear on screen. I just
Speaker 2: haven't done it.
Speaker 3: You Okay, great, I don't do.
Speaker 2: When I moved to Los Angeles, California one year ago,
Speaker 2: I tried to do a daily sunscreen. Yeah, but it
Speaker 2: gets in my eyes, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Staying us You're using a chemical. You need to use
Speaker 3: a mineral. It won't burn your eyes. If you do
Speaker 3: a minerals on screen.
Speaker 1: You just can't get to well.
Speaker 3: You just need to get a Korean sunscreen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you of those?
Speaker 3: You have, Jason? There's just like these special websites where
Speaker 3: you can get Korean stuff, and I can't remember what
Speaker 3: they're called. Well, and I called things like style vana ooh.
Speaker 2: I but yeah, I've been trying to end of the
Speaker 2: game you've got the parties just like it's too late.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've that's wrong. I've aged so much
Speaker 1: in the last three years. I just look at I
Speaker 1: growing up. I was always like babyface, baby face, Like
Speaker 1: I'd be twenty six and people be like, are you
Speaker 1: in high school and suddenly I age?
Speaker 3: You're ripped?
Speaker 1: No, well it is because the first time I aged
Speaker 1: was because I lost weight. Because losing weight ages you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, use yes, no one talks about that. Yes.
Speaker 1: And when I got on ozembic, yeah, I lost weight.
Speaker 3: Once a zampic is made out of is like, well, okay, no,
Speaker 3: say I will is that like they got it from
Speaker 3: lizard venom? So it's like, is that the witchiest thing
Speaker 3: you've ever heard? Is like, if you take a potion
Speaker 3: made out of lizard venom, you.
Speaker 2: Can hate that? Actually that's so cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I know it's great.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: I think it seems good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I mean as long as diabetic
Speaker 1: people do not.
Speaker 3: Really give it to them first please.
Speaker 1: But otherwise I think it's a win win for everyone.
Speaker 2: Basically, that's like the fantasy of science that you like
Speaker 2: can be like, oh, I actually have lizard venom and
Speaker 2: I took a little bit of it and it actually
Speaker 2: made me better.
Speaker 1: That said, I would hate to not have an appetite
Speaker 1: to not like artistry chicken.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, now I'm scared. I don't want to offend anyone.
Speaker 1: No, no, no one has ever been offended.
Speaker 3: Everything I love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: We put a disclaimer at the beginning of every episode
Speaker 2: that says we are not in a place to be
Speaker 2: place to be packed.
Speaker 3: I'm never in that place.
Speaker 1: Well, you're in the right industry. Should we do our
Speaker 1: final segment?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Our final segment Claudia is called shout Outs, and in
Speaker 1: this segment we pay homage to the grand straight oral
Speaker 1: tradition of the radio shout out. You know, shout out
Speaker 1: to something and you know, imagine your Tyrrell you're calling
Speaker 1: into a big radio show. The reason we're both looking
Speaker 1: very distracted is because we think of them on the spot.
Speaker 1: I'm really trying to think of one right now.
Speaker 3: So it's like things two things you like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, that's pretty much it.
Speaker 1: Let me think, Let me think, let me think.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh
Speaker 2: my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Oh I think I can do one?
Speaker 2: Oh please?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, what's up, freaks, the losers. I want to
Speaker 1: give a shout out to the store in New York
Speaker 1: that does the genes that I was talking about. It's
Speaker 1: called the Consistency Project. The Consistency Project on Atlant in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: They the best girls there, they will literally they. I
Speaker 1: went there once, and then I went there against six
Speaker 1: months later. They remember me by name. They said, George,
Speaker 1: welcome back, and they and they gave me the most
Speaker 1: perfect pair of Levi's five oh fives I've ever owned.
Speaker 1: I was rugg them the other day. I've also gotten
Speaker 1: a pair of stan Rays there that were fit to
Speaker 1: my exact measurements. Those are even cheaper. Please support your
Speaker 1: local small business owned by women who know their way
Speaker 1: around demand's body non sexually, because I was very comfortable
Speaker 1: the entire time, and so shout out to the Consistency Project.
Speaker 1: Go there if you want a nice pair of vintage jeans.
Speaker 2: Oh beautiful. Okay, I don't stop me if I already
Speaker 2: did this, but it's time. What's up, freaks, losers and yes, perverts.
Speaker 2: I want to give a huge shout out to my
Speaker 2: little earring. I you know, for many, many years, I've
Speaker 2: been like, it's time I should get a little earring.
Speaker 2: I should get a little earring. Then everyone already had one.
Speaker 2: I said, okay, it's really good. This clock is tick in.
Speaker 2: I should get little earring. Finally I pulled the trigger
Speaker 2: not a second too late. I feel like it's incredible.
Speaker 2: I feel like my whole look has changed. And I
Speaker 2: get why people are like, no, it's like fun, like
Speaker 2: you get like addicted. Because I was like, wow, a
Speaker 2: big shift, just like that, just one little, one little
Speaker 2: appointment and there you go. And now I feel that
Speaker 2: I'm punk rock. I've never been edgier in my life.
Speaker 2: I am ready to fucking beat up people. And all
Speaker 2: my normal clothes don't feel so normal anymore because I
Speaker 2: am a freak weirdo with one little earring xoxo.
Speaker 3: I'm like, hi, great, oh no, now you can go,
Speaker 3: hi freaks. Everyone got all the pervts out there. I'm
Speaker 3: going to give a shout out to the cuco I've
Speaker 3: been making.
Speaker 1: Oh yum.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I love a really weak hot cocoat drink,
Speaker 3: one that comes with powdered milk, within the within the
Speaker 3: cana stuff. So I was on a camping well sort
Speaker 3: of a camping trip. Don't make me explain when I
Speaker 3: what I mean by And we found we found this
Speaker 3: hot cocoa the stuff that has the powdered milk within it.
Speaker 3: And you're meant to add like a lot and you're like,
Speaker 3: it's meant to be very sweet, but if you do
Speaker 3: it my way, it's not that sweet at all. You
Speaker 3: just put a lot of hot water in and it's
Speaker 3: the perfect wintery chocolatey. Wait at the end of the.
Speaker 1: Day, Wow, do you want to shout out the brand?
Speaker 3: I couldn't tell you what the brand is. A shouldn't
Speaker 3: look for anything that has cocoa, sugar and milk powder
Speaker 3: in it, and you're going to put in much less
Speaker 3: than the instructions tell you to.
Speaker 2: Less is more, you hear exactly.
Speaker 3: It's watery, it's it's like a whisper of chocolate diness
Speaker 3: and it's barely sweet. And that's what I'm.
Speaker 2: Looking That was electric.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you freaks.
Speaker 2: Damn well, do you.
Speaker 1: Not to be weird of anything you want to promote?
Speaker 3: I actually, seriously don't.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a crazy time in.
Speaker 2: No. Actually, when people have something they want to promote,
Speaker 2: I'm like enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone can figure it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Google, Google, Yeah, Mr.
Speaker 3: Exactly, DM me. I'll open it. I'll then swipe across,
Speaker 3: thinking you can't tail. I've looked at it. Oh man,
Speaker 3: that's I mean the amount of people I've just accumiliated
Speaker 3: myself so many times because I've said to so many people,
Speaker 3: oh my god, just seeing this. Yeah, they have had
Speaker 3: sane on there for three weeks.
Speaker 2: But maybe they thought you like opened it while driving
Speaker 2: and suson meta or something.
Speaker 1: It's also like enough with like this sort of surveillance. Yes,
Speaker 1: I just saw it in the sense that I'm just
Speaker 1: replying to it exactly.
Speaker 3: It's no one's business what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm also like, well, I'm saying this to someone.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to make peace with this. We're not perfect,
Speaker 2: you guys. We're gonna make mistakes.
Speaker 3: Remember when I scowled exactly?
Speaker 2: That was close.
Speaker 3: For a year, I've been thinking times that nice. But
Speaker 3: now we know you are nice.
Speaker 2: I was nice on the party though, right, but you
Speaker 2: are like, what what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Like two hours ago, I remember.
Speaker 2: Sure where it was, and I'm trying to remember.
Speaker 3: It on Sunset Boulevard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, can I tell you something. I wish I remember
Speaker 1: who this was. Literally two days ago someone told me
Speaker 1: they saw you in your car and tried to say hi,
Speaker 1: and you ignored them. Who was it? I will look
Speaker 1: think back to who I've seen on this trip, but literally,
Speaker 1: this just happened.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, I'm driving, I'm supposed to the road, right,
Speaker 2: I'm taking my mirrors exactly, I'm looking for people, for bicyclists.
Speaker 2: Who was it? I need to know scene, I have
Speaker 2: to know. Yeah, I'm open to saying hello.
Speaker 3: The thing you have to tell us is like, do
Speaker 3: you ever like think to you do you find yourself
Speaker 3: like someone smiling at you and you're like, ew, no,
Speaker 3: I loses problems. No if I mile back at them.
Speaker 2: I think it's the opposite. I think I'm just like
Speaker 2: in my head, no idea. I mean, okay, it's not
Speaker 2: the exact opposite. That's a I misspoke. It's simply different.
Speaker 2: It's simply different.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: I think I just am in my head and I'm
Speaker 2: like not thinking about like the public, Like I'm not
Speaker 2: thinking I'm in public, and so I'm sort of like lost,
Speaker 2: and then people look at me and I'm sort of
Speaker 2: like ocience.
Speaker 1: So it is the opposite in the sense that it's
Speaker 1: not that you think you're better than someone, it's that
Speaker 1: you think no one would ever notice you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I'm not here, Yeah, but you're so here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you better start acting like it.
Speaker 2: I will never scowl again.
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 2: I can't get I can't get a reputation as a scowler.
Speaker 3: I know you want to shout reputation, okay, yeah, and
Speaker 3: you might look them up and be like, this is
Speaker 3: so interesting. But the price has gone up since I
Speaker 3: it's Margaret Hall.
Speaker 1: Claudia what. Literally two weeks ago we mosted a reel
Speaker 1: where I was wearing a Margaret House sweater and multiple
Speaker 1: people ask me where I got my sweater and I
Speaker 1: had to literally say, it's Margaret Hell. But it was
Speaker 1: really discounted on Essence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because yeah, I know Essence is the place to
Speaker 3: get her stuff. Yes, if she even is a real person,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Anything about her. Yeah, but they are the softest sweaters
Speaker 1: that Mine is more like a turtleneck one, and it's
Speaker 1: so soft.
Speaker 3: It's just like I really love Angel's whisper exactly. So yes,
Speaker 3: I do have a Margaret House sweater.
Speaker 2: Well, congratulations. I guess things aren't bad.
Speaker 3: So maybe I do have some secret for Jay, but
Speaker 3: I'm not shouting them out not here. I don't want
Speaker 3: to do that.
Speaker 1: I would love to be sponsored by Margaret Howell because
Speaker 1: I actually now cannot afford.
Speaker 3: Apparently, so it's a British brand cpently it's huge in Japan.
Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why does it make sense?
Speaker 1: Because I think it's like simple, simple lines like classic, classic,
Speaker 1: good taste, not showy, kind of the definition of quiet luxury.
Speaker 1: I would say, I don't know if we're still using that.
Speaker 3: So it's silent, yeah, even when.
Speaker 2: It's Yeah, it was screaming at us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well at George, Yeah.
Speaker 2: About it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you even like your sweater?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're just thinking about your earring.
Speaker 2: No, you can't do it. I'm being attacked on my
Speaker 2: own podcast. This is crazy. Rive Oh my god. When
Speaker 2: George says something, I take credit for it too.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's that's allowed. You can do that.
Speaker 2: Because I imagine if you said I love your sweater,
Speaker 2: and I was like, and I love your sweater, we're objectified.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: I'd like that to so nice. That's so nice.
Speaker 1: Maybe Australia.
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 3: My worries it's too floppy.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, even if it gets floppy, that just
Speaker 1: means it's like oversize. And you're yeah, and you're like
Speaker 1: a tiny You're like a girl in college, girl in college,
Speaker 1: rich girling rich girls.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, this has been a delight. Thank you so
Speaker 2: much for.
Speaker 3: Doing the Thank you so much. And do you know
Speaker 3: a secret. I've had a migraine the whole time. No,
Speaker 3: level two, level three. I took assume a trip down
Speaker 3: before I got here.
Speaker 2: It's fine, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Also, we can't publicize I mean, you can put it
Speaker 3: in a podcasts, but we can't publicize that too much
Speaker 3: because it will remove my excuse of I often say
Speaker 3: I've got migraines.
Speaker 1: We really appreciate, but I do have one right now.
Speaker 3: It's it's just like this. But I had to come.
Speaker 3: I've always wanted to be on this show. The first
Speaker 3: time I saw it made Higgins she posted die for
Speaker 3: She's to die for and so.
Speaker 1: That was one of our best episodes.
Speaker 3: That was the first time.
Speaker 2: That you called the Ireland trending.
Speaker 1: That's right, and you and I was completely right that
Speaker 1: Ireland was trending and it's still.
Speaker 3: Is it still trending.
Speaker 1: Now? People are even right there was like a vulture
Speaker 1: piece or something. People are writing things about how Ireland
Speaker 1: is having a moment and two years on board.
Speaker 3: I think he's very talented. But I think Paul Mescot
Speaker 3: was miscasting Gladiated too.
Speaker 1: I didn't seen it.
Speaker 3: It's just like he's too nice to be the Gladiator.
Speaker 3: I've heard this from other people as well, but I
Speaker 3: think he's great.
Speaker 1: People have strong opinions. Someone in the city Los Angeles
Speaker 1: told me that Gladiator two was the worst movie he
Speaker 1: had seen this year.
Speaker 2: Wow, I heard it was quite bad.
Speaker 3: I liked it. When there were sharks in the coliseum,
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: I want to see that.
Speaker 1: It was really good.
Speaker 2: Sure they should put that into a YouTube video.
Speaker 3: Why doesn't look really I forgot the shout out Juror
Speaker 3: number two.
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