Speaker 1: It's bricking Jeffrey in the morning. Welcome to the second
Speaker 1: date Update.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I could still be asleep right now, but you.
Speaker 2: Know it is the weekend, and on the weekends we
Speaker 2: just give you a little treat. Okay, sit back for
Speaker 2: a little drama, a little fun, maybe some laughter.
Speaker 1: It's all part of your second date Update starting right now.
Speaker 3: We've been covering dating trends for literally over a decade
Speaker 3: on this show. Wow, long time, and the more we
Speaker 3: get into them, the more unhinged, untethered and ridiculous they
Speaker 3: seem to get. Yeah, that's how we like it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And if you need an example of how weird it's
Speaker 3: actually getting, look no further than today's call, when a
Speaker 3: beautiful woman asked our listener to purposely take her out
Speaker 3: on a date she would hate.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, why on.
Speaker 3: Earth would she want that? And why would he agree
Speaker 3: to actually do it? Yes, he says, when you hear
Speaker 3: what the trend is, it's all gonna make sense. You're
Speaker 3: gonna hear in your second date update right after this
Speaker 3: second Date up. Some guys feel this way. I know
Speaker 3: I do. But as a man, if a person on
Speaker 3: a dating side ever approaches me and is very forward
Speaker 3: and direct in their pursuit that sends up alarms. It's
Speaker 3: funny because it's like, boy, this person must be really
Speaker 3: messed up if they actually want me.
Speaker 2: Well actually yeah, actually, now that you like pinpoint it
Speaker 2: to just you and not me in the red flag?
Speaker 3: Did they lose a bet or something? Am I being
Speaker 3: lured and do a trap of some sort? What is
Speaker 3: going on with you?
Speaker 5: For work?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But for our listener, Damon, he looked right past those
Speaker 3: blaring alarms and went forward with a different type of date,
Speaker 3: a date he says he's never been on before in
Speaker 3: his life, and he's gone on a lot. So Damon,
Speaker 3: welcome to the show. What type of date was it?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 5: I was on a dating app.
Speaker 7: With this girl, Marissa, and she called it a contradictory date.
Speaker 3: Contradictory date?
Speaker 4: What is that date?
Speaker 2: Like you do opposite things, You eat dessert and then
Speaker 2: you work out.
Speaker 5: It was? It was? It was weird.
Speaker 7: I had no idea what I was getting into, and
Speaker 7: she told me it's kind of like the person and
Speaker 7: the type of date that you would normally not go on.
Speaker 7: So it's counter through what you're using.
Speaker 1: So is she.
Speaker 4: Telling you a little offensive to you. Yeah, because basically
Speaker 4: she's saying you're not my type.
Speaker 7: So that's the thing, is like, Yeah, it was kind
Speaker 7: of like a backhanded compliment because she was like, nothing
Speaker 7: about your profile really speaks to me.
Speaker 4: But I'll try it.
Speaker 2: But I mean I can see where like you've been
Speaker 2: doing the same thing for so long and you're like
Speaker 2: it's not working on these apps, so let me do
Speaker 2: they always good?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, maybe what she's saying isn't that like you're bad,
Speaker 3: It's that I have bad taste, so I need to switch.
Speaker 4: It also feels icky, yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well she did say that I was cute, so
Speaker 7: I took that as a good side.
Speaker 5: She's like, go on a date.
Speaker 4: We usually I go with hot, muscular, but you're sick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's like going for a person who're not
Speaker 3: normally going for. And what was the other part of
Speaker 3: a contradictory date.
Speaker 7: Well, it was like going for a person but also
Speaker 7: going four experiences. And her friends apparently told her about
Speaker 7: this type of date and she was like, screw it,
Speaker 7: I'll try it. And apparently she was like would I
Speaker 7: be up for this? And I was like, sure, that
Speaker 7: sounds interesting experimental?
Speaker 5: Why not?
Speaker 1: Well, I out there, So, like, did she explain what
Speaker 1: was contradicting?
Speaker 2: Like you said, the date itself was even the activity
Speaker 2: activity is supposed to be.
Speaker 5: Different exactly, So I guess.
Speaker 7: I mean, like from her profile and from her photos
Speaker 7: and everything, it looked like she was like a really
Speaker 7: outdoorsy type of person. And don't get me wrong, I
Speaker 7: like going out, but when I'm going out, I like
Speaker 7: to do more like urban exploration stuff and go to
Speaker 7: like bars.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, Well you want to have five bars on
Speaker 3: your phone signal wherever you're going. That makes sense to me.
Speaker 4: So what did you guys end up doing?
Speaker 7: Yeah, we went out to a bar. We went out
Speaker 7: to a pool hall, I know.
Speaker 2: And okay, you like, okay, yeah, so it was something
Speaker 2: new for.
Speaker 7: Really Yeah yeah, because she was like, I want to
Speaker 7: do stuff that I don't normally do.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe she's not calling you back because she hated it.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, she seemed to enjoy it.
Speaker 7: And it's weird too, because she was like, do something
Speaker 7: you would normally do, and I would normally go and
Speaker 7: play pool at this pool hall with my friends, and
Speaker 7: so she was like, you should also invite your friends
Speaker 7: so I can like get to know them and everything,
Speaker 7: and I was like, sure, for a first day it
Speaker 7: was weird. I mean, don't get me wrong, like that's
Speaker 7: not how I play it. But at the same time,
Speaker 7: like she was gong ho about it.
Speaker 2: So I was like, all right, oh my god, what
Speaker 2: were your friend's reactions when you told them what they
Speaker 2: were meeting you up and meeting up with you for?
Speaker 7: I mean before the date, they were like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 7: she's gonna be a catfish or whatever. And then when
Speaker 7: we got there, and when she got the and we're
Speaker 7: all playing pool and we were all getting long, they
Speaker 7: kind of pulled me aside. They were like, dude, she's
Speaker 7: actually really hot.
Speaker 3: Did the friends sign of approval?
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 7: And so at this first point, I was like, you know,
Speaker 7: speaking of a contradictory date and everything, I was. I
Speaker 7: was kind of like, usually on one of my dates
Speaker 7: at this point, I would have gotten a second base
Speaker 7: by now.
Speaker 5: So you should contradict yourself.
Speaker 3: If you want to do stuff that you normally don't do,
Speaker 3: you should start kissing. That's funny.
Speaker 6: Did she.
Speaker 3: Did?
Speaker 5: She did?
Speaker 4: Laugh, okay, but she didn't kiss you right then?
Speaker 5: No, No, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 3: Okay, So was that the whole date. You guys just
Speaker 3: did beer and pool with your buddies.
Speaker 7: Well no, So she was actually asking me like, what
Speaker 7: do you normally do from here? And the game was on,
Speaker 7: so we went to a sports bar and we're drinking
Speaker 7: and watching college football.
Speaker 4: I'm sure she asked me you normally do with your friends,
Speaker 4: not what you normally do on a date.
Speaker 7: You're I mean, she was trying to like kind of
Speaker 7: get out of her comfort zone.
Speaker 5: Got it. So she was like, how do you normally hang?
Speaker 5: How do you normally chill? And we can turn that
Speaker 5: into a date.
Speaker 3: Okay, so maybe it's like Alexis said, it's a fun
Speaker 3: night with the bros, but nothing necessarily romantic unless I
Speaker 3: don't know. How did it end?
Speaker 7: So I told her, I mean, you know at that point,
Speaker 7: I was like, I tell you what, this is an
Speaker 7: over you owe me at this point. How about I
Speaker 7: get a contradictory date and I will do all of
Speaker 7: the things that are outside of my comfort zone and
Speaker 7: more within your realm.
Speaker 4: I love that. I mean that's cute.
Speaker 5: Try to leave it open.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I've been texting her only like once or twice.
Speaker 5: I'm not trying to be like super pushy about.
Speaker 4: It once or twice an hour.
Speaker 3: I feel like at least you gave her the out,
Speaker 3: Like even if she had a bad date, she can
Speaker 3: drag you on a bad date next.
Speaker 1: Like now, it's if you have one bad date who doesn't.
Speaker 4: Want another life.
Speaker 5: Honestly, I would love a bad date with her.
Speaker 3: Let's talk to her, get her on the phone, and
Speaker 3: try to convince her to take you on the absolute
Speaker 3: worst date of your entire life when you come back
Speaker 3: for a second date. Update right after this second date
Speaker 3: update if you're just joining us. We've been talking to
Speaker 3: Damon about his contradictory date with Marissa, which is a
Speaker 3: new thing that we just learned about, where you go
Speaker 3: out with someone you normally wouldn't go for and do
Speaker 3: activities you normally wouldn't do.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that's a lot of wouldn't in there, you know,
Speaker 2: Like maybe we just do the one, not both.
Speaker 3: Well, like if we were to do that on our show,
Speaker 3: jose would run a five k well, he'd walk it, yeah,
Speaker 3: not even he can't Uber eats guy to do it
Speaker 3: for you, And Alexis would go out with an American
Speaker 3: man to a comedy pun off.
Speaker 4: I can't think about oh my god off American speak.
Speaker 3: Oh no, so, but our listener Damon was challenge to
Speaker 3: do that go on a contradictory date with Marissa, and
Speaker 3: that consisted of her drinking beers, playing pool, and watching
Speaker 3: football because she normally doesn't do any of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you regret Damon?
Speaker 1: If?
Speaker 2: Like, because I know now you want her to take
Speaker 2: you out doing stuff you don't normally do.
Speaker 4: Like, maybe you should have started with.
Speaker 2: That, you know what I'm saying, Like the first date
Speaker 2: should have been all about things she likes that you
Speaker 2: have never done.
Speaker 4: Well, it's too late now, bron.
Speaker 3: Try to read through the pity of what she just said.
Speaker 3: Do you feel like maybe you could have done a
Speaker 3: better job.
Speaker 7: I mean, don't get me wrong, Like that is a
Speaker 7: smart idea. I would have gone with that. But at
Speaker 7: the same time, she was the one that kind of
Speaker 7: came at me with this notion that's has egged on
Speaker 7: by her friends.
Speaker 3: So I like that if she didn't like any part
Speaker 3: of the date, when we call her, were just like, Hey,
Speaker 3: that's your fault. You wanted this, you brought it upon.
Speaker 4: Yourself, Blame your friends.
Speaker 5: Yes, I wouldn't throw it in her face like that.
Speaker 3: But well I will. You don't have to. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: call her right now and we're gonna make her feel
Speaker 3: bad if she didn't.
Speaker 4: Have a good Is that what we're gonna do.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll convince her to take you on the worst
Speaker 3: date ever. That was what you want?
Speaker 5: Worst date ever?
Speaker 3: Let's go, Okay, let's make you hate this. We're going
Speaker 3: to do it.
Speaker 7: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hey is this marissah is Hey Marissa? I think
Speaker 3: that you think? You said?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah she did, she said it is.
Speaker 3: Her phone's not great. But Marissa, you're on the radio
Speaker 3: right now with a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the Morning.
Speaker 6: Hi, what's happening right now?
Speaker 3: What's happening is a segment that we do on the
Speaker 3: show called a second Date Update.
Speaker 6: Hey, you're on.
Speaker 4: The show, congratula show.
Speaker 2: Okay, you don't try to be positive, jeff it's not
Speaker 2: coming through.
Speaker 3: It sounds very sarcastic, but no, we are. We're all.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to try anymore.
Speaker 3: That's the spirit broke anyway, Marissa. We actually are excited
Speaker 3: to talk to you because we've spoke earlier to a
Speaker 3: guy that you went on a date with named Damon.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: Man, we'd say somebody else's name.
Speaker 8: At first, I.
Speaker 6: Don't know what I was. I was hoping. You guys
Speaker 6: have caught me so off guard.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's okay. I mean maybe you're just kind of
Speaker 2: taking it all in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we're contacting you for a good reason because
Speaker 3: Damon said he had a really nice time with you.
Speaker 3: He actually told us about the whole idea, which we
Speaker 3: thought was really interesting. You wanted to do a contradictory date.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 3: Kind of silly we heard about it. It was interesting.
Speaker 2: I mean I got to say good for you for
Speaker 2: proposing this and telling him you're not someone that would
Speaker 2: normally go for and then having him still agree to
Speaker 2: a date.
Speaker 6: I felt so bad saying it, but you know, I
Speaker 6: wanted to be upfront with him, right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he wasn't insulted at all.
Speaker 1: He was actually really excited about you know how different
Speaker 1: you were.
Speaker 3: We're just trying to get a vibe of, like, what
Speaker 3: did you think about your contradictory day? Did you have
Speaker 3: a good time?
Speaker 6: I actually did.
Speaker 7: Have a good time.
Speaker 6: I mean this was not my idea, right, It was
Speaker 6: my friends who suggested it. I thought they were insane,
Speaker 6: but clearly what I was doing wasn't working for me anyway,
Speaker 6: So I was like, Okay, we'll just try something. And
Speaker 6: it was probably the most relaxed date I've ever been on.
Speaker 4: Well that's that's great news.
Speaker 6: Normally, like it was hanging out, it was watching sports,
Speaker 6: it was you know, going to bars and like, you.
Speaker 4: Know, oh my gosh, wait were your friends right?
Speaker 1: Was this like something to get you out of your
Speaker 1: comfort zone and find some of you actually?
Speaker 6: Like yeah, I mean I didn't want it to be.
Speaker 3: Right, Oh my god, but you did have a good time.
Speaker 6: I'm like embarrassed to say that I did have a
Speaker 6: good time.
Speaker 3: Why aren't you calling Damon back? If you guys had
Speaker 3: a blast together?
Speaker 4: What's embarrassing about it?
Speaker 6: Well, he's he is normally not not my type. That's
Speaker 6: not something that I've ever done before. I feel like
Speaker 6: we just like leapt to the like the third date,
Speaker 6: you know, where you just get to hang out, you
Speaker 6: know what I mean. It was so it was so
Speaker 6: chill and it was so comfortable, and I don't know
Speaker 6: what to do with that. That's like not what I'm
Speaker 6: used to.
Speaker 1: You know, it freaks you out that you are so
Speaker 1: comfortable with him? Is that what you're getting to.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess does that sound crazy?
Speaker 3: So now you want to go back to your normal type.
Speaker 1: The ones that make are really uncomfortable on edge and.
Speaker 3: You're not having fun or everything, you don't feel like yourself.
Speaker 6: Well when you put it that way, it doesn't sound
Speaker 6: so good, doesn't.
Speaker 3: But that's not that sounds like what you're saying you want.
Speaker 6: Isn't that what dating should be?
Speaker 3: No? Well, like, yes, for a little bit, I don't
Speaker 3: think so.
Speaker 2: I think that when you meet somebody that you feel
Speaker 2: more yourself with than anyone else, then that's the sign.
Speaker 1: That that could be it like, that could.
Speaker 2: Be the person you're supposed to be with. I don't
Speaker 2: know about forever, but at least for right now.
Speaker 6: You saying that actually scarcely a lot.
Speaker 5: Are you doing?
Speaker 3: Why are you scaring the women on the phone, we're
Speaker 3: talking about them feeling good just because you like rush
Speaker 3: into anything.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, people for like two years and we're still
Speaker 1: not dating.
Speaker 3: If you want to feel like uncomfortable and like you
Speaker 3: don't know what's going on, then let me do this
Speaker 3: to you and surprise you by telling you Damon's been
Speaker 3: secretly listening to this conversation. Wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 3: Doesn't that freak you out? O?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 7: Uh so it sounds like you were shocked that you
Speaker 7: had such a good time with me.
Speaker 6: Huh Oh yeah, I didn't expect to, but I did.
Speaker 6: I mean, like, nothing in my body says.
Speaker 9: Like I should have had a good time, but I
Speaker 9: I mean, I've kind of been thinking about you, which
Speaker 9: is weird.
Speaker 3: Damon, you're making her feel too comfortable.
Speaker 7: I mean, I'm kind of blushing on my end. I mean,
Speaker 7: I'm glad I've made you feel good. I'm sorry that
Speaker 7: apparently other dates haven't made you feel good.
Speaker 3: She doesn't want to, she doesn't want to enjoy your time.
Speaker 6: Oh boy, you are so cute.
Speaker 7: Are you opening to feel more good in the future,
Speaker 7: because I, like I said at the end of our date,
Speaker 7: I'm down to have a contradictory day the other way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you around a bad date like you want it,
Speaker 2: or you just tell them to treat you poorly all
Speaker 2: night long, because.
Speaker 6: That would definitely make me feel more comfortable.
Speaker 1: One of my sure friends as a shirt says, don't
Speaker 1: be mean, it turns me on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, damon, are you capable of that? Can you be
Speaker 3: the opposite of what you normally are.
Speaker 7: I mean, that would be way outside my own comfort zone.
Speaker 7: And that's not exactly what I had in mind for
Speaker 7: a contradictory date.
Speaker 5: But if that's what you's into, it's.
Speaker 3: Different, that's awesome. It is possible. Like Brooks said that,
Speaker 3: maybe there's a chance you two are just made for
Speaker 3: each other opposite.
Speaker 4: They do say that, So this contradicting thing may.
Speaker 3: Be onto something makes me sick to say it. But yeah,
Speaker 3: you guys sound cute, and that's contradictory to everything that
Speaker 3: I believe in. So yeah, I mean, this is disgusting. Yeam,
Speaker 3: I want to get off the phone with these two.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 5: I'm wondering. I'm wondering if Marissa has been out with
Speaker 5: you before, mister.
Speaker 3: I mean, she's not my type, so yeah, likes him now. Anyway, Look,
Speaker 3: we want to send you guys out on another date.
Speaker 3: That's the whole reason that we called you, Marissa. We
Speaker 3: will pay for it if you say yes.
Speaker 4: If you don't say yes, I'm going to call all
Speaker 4: your girlfriends. I'm gonna let them know are listeners.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, all my girlfriends are going to start
Speaker 6: dating this way. This is going to be crazy. I
Speaker 6: think they would kill me if I if I said no. So, Gamon,
Speaker 6: I would like to go on another date with you.
Speaker 3: It's so cute, it's disgustingly beautiful. Congratulations too.
Speaker 7: I'm so excited to go on the worst date of
Speaker 7: my life.
Speaker 6: I will do whatever I can to make it terrible.
Speaker 4: This is the wrong come we needed.
Speaker 3: Yes, rooking Jeffrey in the morning. Was that the most sweetest,
Speaker 3: touching second date update we've done all year?
Speaker 4: Yes? And my soul needed that. It was so good. Look,
Speaker 4: there's hope for love out there. People don't give up.
Speaker 1: Try something new, try something different.
Speaker 4: You can do it right.
Speaker 3: Tell me you don't want to hear a part three
Speaker 3: from these two. Get an update update. I don't know
Speaker 3: if I could stomach.
Speaker 1: It unless they go on the second date and it's terrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, heartbroken. I want to know is that she gonna
Speaker 4: have just as much fun as he.
Speaker 3: This is just making all of our single listeners feel
Speaker 3: bad listening to stuff like this.
Speaker 4: Did you give him hope?
Speaker 3: Nobody wants hope?
Speaker 4: Yes, jeff wants.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, if you do have any hope left, yikes. But
Speaker 3: you can always email the show. We'll call that person
Speaker 3: who's not calling you back. Go check out all of
Speaker 3: our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey Broken.
Speaker 5: Jeff Free in the morning.
Speaker 3: During the many years of us doing calls with listeners,
Speaker 3: we've seen all sorts of endings for second dates. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but there's been romantic ones, disappointing ones, even unresolved mysterious
Speaker 3: endings like even though he only had one foot, why
Speaker 3: did he have two shoes in his closet? Try to
Speaker 3: connect the dots.
Speaker 10: You can't do it left hand right or why?
Speaker 3: But today the entire studio was surprised by the very
Speaker 3: unpredictable way that our phone call finished. And I think
Speaker 3: our texters will all agree it's seven eight, five, nine
Speaker 3: to two. The majority of the blame goes to Brook. Yeah,
Speaker 3: to voice your opinion as long as it's in agreement
Speaker 3: with mine, or I will block you.
Speaker 4: You it's probably your fault.
Speaker 3: There she goes again, what happened? You're gonna find out
Speaker 3: in your second date update, next second date updated. Dating
Speaker 3: in today's world feels like a big competition to see
Speaker 3: who has the best looking profile with the most compelling
Speaker 3: bio and the least corny pickup lines. I mean, it's
Speaker 3: tough to find a real authentic love connection now. And
Speaker 3: that's why it's no surprise most of our listeners who
Speaker 3: fail to get a second date turned to inflated date.
Speaker 4: And that's that.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to go into what that is.
Speaker 1: That is inflation at first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is a one hundred percent success rate with
Speaker 3: inflated date. I just I hope that our new friend
Speaker 3: Nathan doesn't go down.
Speaker 10: That way as long as no needles or sharp objects.
Speaker 3: Or welcome to the show to tell them what's in
Speaker 3: your Amazon cart right now? And it better not come
Speaker 3: with a small hand pump, Nathan, you're with your late
Speaker 3: a date right now. I didn't want to interrupt.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, I'm all good. I can okay.
Speaker 10: Later, just imagine flying around.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll get back to her. First, tell us
Speaker 3: about the real lady that you connected with the other day.
Speaker 3: What's her name?
Speaker 5: So I met this beautiful girl on hinge right?
Speaker 3: Her name?
Speaker 5: Her name is Jessica.
Speaker 4: Jessica. Okay, what'd you like about her?
Speaker 5: You know, really everything, But let me suffer the begin
Speaker 5: Let's talk how how we met?
Speaker 3: Okay, the hinge, I feel like Hinge go back farther
Speaker 3: started typing in my bias.
Speaker 5: So basically how it all started was, Uh, I left
Speaker 5: a comment of one of her pictures. She was wearing
Speaker 5: these boots and it made me think of Reno nine
Speaker 5: one one. So I just said, new bootoo, new bootoo goofin.
Speaker 9: We love that.
Speaker 1: Nobody's heard that joke, but I still like it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just google boot goofing.
Speaker 4: It's great what you're talking about.
Speaker 8: Funny.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, isn't that show at twenty years old?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Clip is still I caught it and I've seen like
Speaker 1: TikTok and Instagram.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people use it when they boot goofin.
Speaker 3: I mean, you guys are missing out, bro, It's funny
Speaker 3: to somebody out there, hysterical. Millions of people are laughing
Speaker 3: right now, okay, jealous, just no one in this room.
Speaker 3: But so Jessica liked that, She liked the new boot
Speaker 3: laughed like comb it it excuse me, butcher the hilarious joke.
Speaker 5: They bonded over it.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's good. That's good. Take my cynicism away, and
Speaker 3: it sounds like you guys have a good connection. Tell
Speaker 3: me more.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and so uh we ended up meeting up.
Speaker 1: Of course, did she wear the boots when you first
Speaker 1: hear her?
Speaker 5: No, no, she's not wearing boots. But she was wearing
Speaker 5: these sunglasses and uh fuzzy rush.
Speaker 3: Of the hat Russian hat when you met up.
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, And do you look with your Russian spy Russian spy.
Speaker 10: Like no, not like a hotter elmer fud hat. It's
Speaker 10: like a stovepipe hat without the brim.
Speaker 3: Okay, So and you like that?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's got.
Speaker 3: Her own style. What did you guys do?
Speaker 5: Well, you know, we talked about music at first. Was
Speaker 5: going for a walk and record player.
Speaker 4: Okay, so she's like vintage. She likes vintage stuff exactly.
Speaker 5: So obviously I'm thinking, let's let's go to a record store.
Speaker 3: Good idea.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: What was it like going to a record store with
Speaker 3: a real girl instead of an inflatable one? Is any
Speaker 3: good time?
Speaker 4: He didn't have to turn her sideways?
Speaker 5: Nice?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just messing with you telling me what
Speaker 3: were some highlights from the record store?
Speaker 5: Well, I picked an album for her?
Speaker 4: Okay, what'd you pick?
Speaker 5: The Bat and Forever soundtrack from ninety five?
Speaker 10: Interesting is that the one with Jack Nicholson as a joker.
Speaker 3: Again with the thirty year old references.
Speaker 4: If she's never like was the penguin?
Speaker 3: Remember, I don't think I was alive and.
Speaker 10: In ninety five, you were alive in ninety five, Jeff, Okay,
Speaker 10: Alexis wasn't.
Speaker 3: Definitely, I've been a dead inside since my birth, So
Speaker 3: I don't know. Did she approve of Batman Forever?
Speaker 5: Yeah, she liked it. She liked it, Okay, okay.
Speaker 4: And it's nice to buy a little gift on their date.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's just a little gift. There's nothing,
Speaker 5: nothing crazy, right.
Speaker 3: So what happened after the record store?
Speaker 5: So after a record store, we went to a candy store.
Speaker 4: Oh the stores.
Speaker 10: Okay, you feel a little bit like a teenage date
Speaker 10: from that one sixty two.
Speaker 3: And then we were roller skating.
Speaker 5: And we got a bunch of lollipuffs.
Speaker 4: That's like the worst candy in there. There's like a
Speaker 4: million things. Are you guys vibing?
Speaker 5: No, No, I'm telling you. I was nervous. I was
Speaker 5: really nervous.
Speaker 3: Oh okay.
Speaker 5: It was like when I was at the candy store,
Speaker 5: we had I have for different types of candies in
Speaker 5: my hands, and I dropped a few of them on
Speaker 5: the ground and what you know, she asked me if
Speaker 5: I was nervous and if I'm feeling.
Speaker 4: Okay, what'd you sayikes?
Speaker 5: I just said, yeah, I'm doing good. You know, I'm
Speaker 5: just excited to be here with her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were just like high. It sounds like the
Speaker 3: date didn't go like maybe the way you hoped that
Speaker 3: it would go in your mind, That's what I'm trying
Speaker 3: to say, or how anybody's date would ever want to
Speaker 3: go in their minds too. But you made the best
Speaker 3: of it. I mean, she didn't seem mad though or anything.
Speaker 5: She seemed mad, but it kind of ended abruptly. She
Speaker 5: you know, she had plans to go out with friends
Speaker 5: at night.
Speaker 3: So so it seems like your intentions were there.
Speaker 1: It just sounds like the nerves, the nerves got the
Speaker 1: best of you.
Speaker 10: There it is, Yeah, and it just was maybe a
Speaker 10: turn off, do you think for her?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it has to because she's not responding like she
Speaker 5: was before. How long has it been It's been a week.
Speaker 4: Okay, hmmm.
Speaker 3: Did she at least take home the Batman album?
Speaker 5: She did?
Speaker 3: Okay, there you go, that's one small victory.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 3: We're gonna try and get a couple more and hopefully
Speaker 3: another date. Get the pump ready just in case we
Speaker 3: don't think about it. Yeah, so we're gonna do it.
Speaker 3: Get your second date update. Right after this second date update.
Speaker 3: While we were waiting, I looked up the Batman Forever
Speaker 3: soundtrack from nineteen ninety five, and the main title on
Speaker 3: there is kiss from a Rose from the artist's seal.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was when he was married to
Speaker 2: Heidi Klum back in the day.
Speaker 9: Do you remember that?
Speaker 3: When I play this song, Brooke and you hear it,
Speaker 3: what does it make you think of from your life?
Speaker 3: What flashback are you having right now?
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm a shoot high dance all over again.
Speaker 3: Oh which teacher are you slow dancing?
Speaker 4: Mister Polt? Obviously?
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly those history boys. This song makes me think
Speaker 3: of my underwear, my blue Batman on these from when
Speaker 3: I was six. In fact, I'm sure as we speak,
Speaker 3: my mom is going to be sending pictures of me
Speaker 3: wearing them to all your Facebook messengers because she loves
Speaker 3: listening to this and embarrassing me wherever and whenever she
Speaker 3: a Brew chat and.
Speaker 1: She's the only one talking, She's really going to get
Speaker 1: us flat.
Speaker 3: But I bring up Batman Forever because Nathan bought his
Speaker 3: date the Batman Forever soundtrack while they were at the
Speaker 3: record store before they went and hit up the candy
Speaker 3: store to get some lollipops. But what what is it
Speaker 3: about Jessica that made you want to email us today, Nathan?
Speaker 3: What what is so special about her?
Speaker 5: You know, sometimes you just feel like someone was the one.
Speaker 2: Whoa I thought you're just going to say, like she
Speaker 2: was super attractive, like the chemistry.
Speaker 5: I built a lot of threes than fours. But she's
Speaker 5: the number one.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe maybe, mister Holt, you were the one broke.
Speaker 4: Mister yeah, for legal reasons.
Speaker 3: Thank god, I'm not looking back into the past. Let's
Speaker 3: move forward into the future and hopefully get you another
Speaker 3: date here with Jessica. I'm in a dollar number right
Speaker 3: now here we go. Hello, Hey is this Jessica? Yes,
Speaker 3: Hey Jessica, She answered, Hi, it's meant to be or
Speaker 3: maybe I'm sorry?
Speaker 9: What is this about?
Speaker 3: This is about love today because you're on a radio
Speaker 3: show right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: What okay?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: I like you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, You're you're go with the float type of woman.
Speaker 6: It sounds like I try, I try.
Speaker 3: Well, we're reaching out on behalf of one of our
Speaker 3: listeners who you hung out with the other day about
Speaker 3: a week ago. His name is Nathan.
Speaker 6: Oh, I thought I made one something?
Speaker 4: Okay, what oh you thought you wanted something? So you
Speaker 4: were the one not you won? Amusing it is.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about Nathan?
Speaker 8: He seems like a nice enough guy, but not for me.
Speaker 8: There was some strangeness happening there.
Speaker 4: So he said he was super nervous, and that.
Speaker 8: Would be okay, but like that's not the part that
Speaker 8: kind of concerned me where I just left.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because so you didn't have plans with your
Speaker 4: friends like you told him. No one ever actually has
Speaker 4: plans with their friends.
Speaker 5: Sometimes that's just.
Speaker 8: The emergency exit that and like, yeah, okay, well that's
Speaker 8: disappointing to hear, but it's okay.
Speaker 3: Like, if you're not interested in him, that's totally up
Speaker 3: to you to feel that way. But maybe you could
Speaker 3: help Nathan understand if he made any mistakes that night,
Speaker 3: or if there's anything he could do better just in
Speaker 3: the dating world.
Speaker 8: Yeah right, yeah, I mean it was a nice state,
Speaker 8: Like we went to a record store and he bought
Speaker 8: me the Batman album, which was like really sweet of him.
Speaker 8: But then he says to me, sometimes I think this
Speaker 8: city is like Gossam descending into darkness.
Speaker 4: What he handed you the album he was trying to ban.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like he was the Batman.
Speaker 8: And then way it gets worse, and then he brings
Speaker 8: up that sometimes he likes to drive around by.
Speaker 6: Himself at night and call the cops on people who
Speaker 6: are breaking the law.
Speaker 4: Oh who does he break the law? I'm just curious, Like.
Speaker 8: He didn't super elaborate, and I was so shocked.
Speaker 6: I was just kind of like, oh, okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're you're pro crime, you don't want you
Speaker 3: want to crime.
Speaker 8: No, I just don't really picture like the man in
Speaker 8: my life zooming around.
Speaker 9: The city at two am, catching the guys.
Speaker 1: You do show bar the sign says they're closes. Okay, okay, wait,
Speaker 1: this could have been a joke that didn't hit right.
Speaker 8: Maybe he was a little too comic con like, and
Speaker 8: I leave then like I kept going, I said, okay,
Speaker 8: So then we went to the store and.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean he mentioned that you guys went
Speaker 3: to a candy store and were thinking about buying some lollipops.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the straw that just ended it. It was like there
Speaker 8: were five lollipops and he's like, oh, this is how
Speaker 8: many kids we would be having.
Speaker 4: What Oh no.
Speaker 5: That's not first date energy.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, definitely thinking.
Speaker 1: I'm just really hoping he was trying to be funny.
Speaker 3: Because he is on the other line listening, wanting to
Speaker 3: talk to you, lurking in the dark on the dark phone.
Speaker 5: Are you there?
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, Hi, Hi, That was truth, Nathan Hot.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean I like to do that. I like
Speaker 5: to make sure the city's safe.
Speaker 10: Wait what, Okay, you actually do you actually drive around
Speaker 10: at night and call the cops on people.
Speaker 5: It's just not every night, but you know they need help.
Speaker 5: They're understaff. Everybody knows that.
Speaker 3: Okay, who do you call the cops on?
Speaker 5: You know, like the other day I saw like some
Speaker 5: guy who looked like he was drinking out called his cars,
Speaker 5: so I called the cops on him.
Speaker 4: How could you tell that.
Speaker 5: It was a glass bottle? There was a school nearby.
Speaker 5: You know, I had to do my due diligence.
Speaker 3: So you really do that? We we thought maybe you
Speaker 3: were joking, just in light of buying the Batman soundtrack
Speaker 3: but that's a real thing you do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a real thing, and it's not as weird
Speaker 5: as it sounds. It's actually very helpful.
Speaker 3: Okay. Neighborhood watches changed a lot since I was a
Speaker 3: kid on the book. Calls the cops on the kids
Speaker 3: in her neighborhood. But at least she's doing it in
Speaker 3: the daytime. I do not.
Speaker 10: It just sounds like maybe that's more of a nuisance
Speaker 10: to them than anything.
Speaker 5: But they never told me that.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I mean it is kind of brave to
Speaker 3: go out put yourself in the middle of crime. Well
Speaker 3: he's he's not really putting himself. He's just calling the
Speaker 3: cops on the criminals. He's parking adjacent.
Speaker 4: To It's like dating a hall monitor. What sounds like
Speaker 4: a man is when I'm here.
Speaker 5: This is weird that you think it's a red flag.
Speaker 5: It's not bad what I'm doing, sweetie.
Speaker 8: It's like a carnival of flags, a carna.
Speaker 3: I know, it sounds like a good time.
Speaker 5: Actually, all I care about is safety, and that's not
Speaker 5: a weird thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, if we've learned anything about from talking to women
Speaker 3: on the show, it's that they usually like more dangerous men.
Speaker 3: They're not really into the safe bet.
Speaker 4: That's just their actual job, not like.
Speaker 3: That's a good poor like have you considered like trying
Speaker 3: to be a cop.
Speaker 5: It's a little too dangerous for me. I'd rather just
Speaker 5: stay back and call on my cell phone.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 4: Okay, might be the next best step.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah. We all have a job to do, and you
Speaker 5: know that's my job.
Speaker 4: It's not your job.
Speaker 6: Though.
Speaker 3: He has five future kids that he has to take
Speaker 3: care of.
Speaker 4: So I've gotten to why would you bring that up
Speaker 4: on a date? Were you trying to?
Speaker 5: Well, one, am I not supposed to talk about my
Speaker 5: expectations for my future family?
Speaker 10: I mean, wait until somebody asks.
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, I can see where you're going wrong because
Speaker 3: in your head, you're protecting your community. You're a family
Speaker 3: man that wants.
Speaker 5: Shove it up your wha.
Speaker 3: You don't know.
Speaker 5: No, you're telling me everything I want is wrong. You know,
Speaker 5: all I want to do is communicate what I want
Speaker 5: for my future family.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right.
Speaker 4: He's also very open to criticism.
Speaker 3: Just take a breath, Okay, Nathan, just slow down a
Speaker 3: little bit. We're not coming after you or your your
Speaker 3: datings ale that it just doesn't seem to be working
Speaker 3: with what Jessica wants out of her. Man.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, So Jessica wants a giant.
Speaker 3: And if she does, that's totally okay. That's her decision
Speaker 3: to date that spineless man.
Speaker 4: Dude, you are so right on the Carnival of Flags.
Speaker 7: Just thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3: Well, we'd like to send you back to the carnival,
Speaker 3: and we pay for it on another date.
Speaker 6: Me feel so much better about everything.
Speaker 3: Like face, he's like the.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 3: You go on a midnight ride along in a cop
Speaker 3: car and we'll pay for it. You have a car car,
Speaker 3: We'll give him a little flashy light, yeah, to put
Speaker 3: on top of it.
Speaker 5: I'm not interested. I'm not interested anymore. Okay, making fun
Speaker 5: of me?
Speaker 4: You called the wrong show. I don't know what that's
Speaker 4: what we Let's.
Speaker 3: Not infuriate the man who calls the cops on everybody.
Speaker 3: We like you. I like you at least all right
Speaker 3: than all right.
Speaker 5: I know where your studio is located.
Speaker 3: If you're going to keep someone's car, Key Brooks, it's
Speaker 3: an electric Kia.
Speaker 4: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: You know, I think Nathan did bring up a good
Speaker 3: point during that call.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't. He didn't bring up any good one.
Speaker 7: He did.
Speaker 3: He said, stop making fun of me, which I agree, Brook,
Speaker 3: knock it off. It's supposed to be an uplifting, supportive
Speaker 3: morning show, and there you are mocking a grown man
Speaker 3: who calls the police on people drinking in their cars
Speaker 3: while he's hanging out with his inflatable girlfriend in the
Speaker 3: passenger seat. What's funny about that? Brook, Cindy, should we
Speaker 3: call the cops on that man? Stop looking shocked and
Speaker 3: answer name? Is that funny to you? Brook?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 3: The segment is officially getting out of control. We got
Speaker 3: to go back to our roots, helping people, not mocking them.
Speaker 1: Well, if they were so mockable, maybe it wouldn't be
Speaker 1: a problem.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey, I mean that guy seriously.
Speaker 3: I'll expect better from you tomorrow. Brook, I want you
Speaker 3: to go home and think about what you've done. For
Speaker 3: more of our brand new Second Date updates, you can
Speaker 3: head over to our website Brooknjeffrey dot com to hear them.
Speaker 3: We're also putting them up on our YouTube.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 3: Thank you, you're learning your lessons. Check it out online,
Speaker 3: Brookjeffrey dot com.