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Speaker 1: Are you leaving?

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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want

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Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off InStyle. We wanna welcome

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Speaker 2: you back home. Tell us all about it. We scared her?

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Speaker 2: Was it fine? Mal porn? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris. Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 4: to ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgara.

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Speaker 4: We are out on a very hot day.

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Speaker 5: It's so obvious when I don't think of the first

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Speaker 2: Say, Yeah, you have to diary.

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Speaker 5: I was cursed by There was something posted at the

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Speaker 5: Velveta room that was like Bill Hicks's ten rules to

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Speaker 5: stand up, and so many of them I do not follow,

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Speaker 5: But the first one was I never think about the

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Speaker 5: first thing I'm going to say. I just go out

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Speaker 5: there and start talking, and I'm like, I'm going to

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Speaker 5: use that, and it really is bad advice.

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Speaker 4: Going out there and getting a quick joke and.

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Speaker 5: A laugh is probably you should only think about the

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Speaker 5: first thing you're gonna say and then freestyle the rest.

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Speaker 2: It is a show.

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Speaker 3: Well that's the thing I used to have a real

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Speaker 3: hard time with, where I'm like, I'm going to go

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Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, not.

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Speaker 3: Never good never, Yeah, endearing myself when I watched the

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Speaker 3: oh this, I don't know how to do it this way. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I only I'm like attack comedy from nineteen seventy seven.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I like to attack audiences based on their reaction

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Speaker 5: to me not being prepared. Yes, it's a self hating

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Speaker 5: mirror mirror work, Really it is.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that has something to do with how

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Speaker 1: much lead was in gasoline? You guys are trying.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the perfect thing to start with. The voice

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Speaker 5: you heard is today's guest, Emily Hell. Are you know

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Speaker 5: her from clubs and colleges across the country. Emily Heller? Right,

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Speaker 5: So I'm so sorry I said your name and then

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Speaker 1: No, it's okay, the classic. It's okay, as long as

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Speaker 2: Did you see how I held the applause until after.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.

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Speaker 1: I corrected for it. So it all worked out. Has

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Speaker 1: it going, guys?

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Speaker 4: It's so good to see you.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Emily, I didn't see you see truly years. It

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Speaker 1: I know, I mean, it definitely has been.

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Speaker 3: It's like, what zoom did we do in COVID together

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Speaker 4: Yeah, have you been this zoom?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, do I think so?

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Speaker 1: I've been so weird. I've been so weird the old time.

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Speaker 1: I'm having the weirdest year of my life right now.

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Speaker 2: Run it down for us a month by month, please.

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Speaker 1: Well, month by month? Okay? January the city burned down. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: From tension, yes, and from just like not. I got

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Speaker 3: My first was like a leap procedure, which is some

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Speaker 3: Like I was on the table. The guy was like,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's amazing. I love that feeling. It's the closest

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it really is for real.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wait what about you, Chris?

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Speaker 4: I am someone that talks too much about.

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Speaker 5: What we talked about on the last episode I had.

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Speaker 4: Fellows hugged me.

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Speaker 5: It was like it was a good experience every surgery

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Speaker 5: And my mom was there while I was. I wasn't

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Speaker 4: He hated it and he was an employer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why your nose looks like that now.

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Speaker 4: And he did not do it.

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Speaker 5: You we all should do a version of it where

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Speaker 5: someone insulting you, and then yeah, that's what I asked.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it won't express.

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Speaker 1: That's where my mother in law is.

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Speaker 2: Can you play this song by Madonna express himself?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he will not express himself. He's very repressed.

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Speaker 2: I've got to make him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I mean, it doesn't matter how much

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Speaker 4: Goes a little something like this carpet. I'm tired.

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Speaker 2: Your dog's wearing a conbra. Sorry, now we're.

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Speaker 5: Okay, instead of around the neck.

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Speaker 1: So four times a day we're taking him outside just

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Speaker 4: How do you Is that like an anal thing?

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Speaker 1: You know, it's it's you're just kind of in their abdomen.

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Speaker 1: You're basically you're find the bladder. It's sort of like

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Speaker 4: So that's a lot of pressure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you have to exert a lot of

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Speaker 4: Wait, maybe you should go stop by shark tank.

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Speaker 5: It could be Could you use it for common things

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Speaker 1: And she showed us a bunch of She's like, this

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Speaker 2: The government is now on your app.

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Speaker 1: But first of all, okay, I was very proud of

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Speaker 4: Time, and now she's going to make her own.

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Speaker 5: I'm just saying, when you find the perfect audience sometimes,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I would love to make some of the

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Speaker 2: You need to be backed in some way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sharks.

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Speaker 3: If I watched Shark Tank, i'd know the line to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, what is what's a fabrication that you're most

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Speaker 4: Oh? I mean things I made in art school.

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Speaker 5: But I yeah, just sculpture type things like yeah, oh.

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Speaker 1: That's neat expression station.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it's just go in there and be you.

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Speaker 1: We also we also have to unfortunately express his bowels,

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Speaker 1: Think coined at like a uh I think it was

449
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:46,080
Speaker 1: from racehorses or something. Okay, but when I was looking

450
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 1: up how to do match sticking, I luckily found out

451
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 1: that what you can also do is you can take

452
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,639
Speaker 1: an ice cube and you can just hold it on

453
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,919
Speaker 1: the anus. Oh, it'll have the same effect. So now

454
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,240
Speaker 1: he gets a nightly cubing as well.

455
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 3: You're becoming an expert in all of the most disgusting

456
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:04,520
Speaker 3: things you can.

457
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 1: Absolutely this is knowledge I'm going to have no use

458
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 1: for in a year.

459
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,119
Speaker 4: I hope.

460
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:14,359
Speaker 5: Well, once you start inventing other products. Yeah, I'm I'm

461
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 5: very excited about this huture endeavors.

462
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 4: If you already don't have a bunch of things.

463
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,760
Speaker 3: Going on, I mean, like, I think the next step

464
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 3: is the human expression station. Oh just you know there's

465
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,200
Speaker 3: pervs out there that will pay upwards of five thousand

466
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:30,920
Speaker 3: dollars just.

467
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 1: To have someone to squeeze squeeze their bladder. And don't

468
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 1: you get the get the last little bit out right.

469
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could do it on a person.

470
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:43,920
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I'm still getting the hang of the dog.

471
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 3: You come with every single expression station where it's me Emily,

472
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,240
Speaker 3: I'm this, I'll show you.

473
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 2: All your things.

474
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 4: And even though it doesn't come up much here, So

475
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 4: the giraffe version, I love it.

476
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 5: I just I wanted to know about the running in

477
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 5: air because when I was younger, my friend she had

478
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:08,879
Speaker 5: a pug that would swim and love swimming. But yeah,

479
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 5: before she put the dog in the water, the dog

480
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 5: would be like a few inches above water.

481
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:15,919
Speaker 1: And start start the kicking.

482
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 5: So you drop it on the water and it would

483
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,400
Speaker 5: take off like a motor boat, like like.

484
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, leaving a little wake.

485
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,119
Speaker 1: Oh I love that.

486
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, swim and pugs.

487
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 2: Well, we're at the do It Center.

488
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 3: Do you want to go in and get your length

489
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 3: your my favorite phrase right now?

490
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 2: Length of chain?

491
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,640
Speaker 1: Yes, a short length of chain and possibly a hook.

492
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:36,720
Speaker 2: Let's do this.

493
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 5: This this for another pet related this is it is so,

494
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 5: this is for the outside.

495
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:46,240
Speaker 1: So now, okay, I'm repurposing. I have a raised bed

496
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 1: planter stand that I'm repurposing as a second expression station

497
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 1: and it's almost ready, but it needs a short length

498
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,679
Speaker 1: of chain to be finished.

499
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,480
Speaker 2: This one's going to be better than when you say

500
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 2: short length of chain. It seems like you're joking and

501
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 2: you're not time. You're not joking. Yeah, you really love it.

502
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 5: I bet when you ask for that in here, they're

503
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 5: going to ask you there you're gonna set off an

504
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,919
Speaker 5: alarm and they're gonna ask about your well being.

505
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, it's for dogs.

506
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 1: It's for my.

507
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 4: Shooting dogs year. Okay, should we do it? Well?

508
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 2: Pause pause, yeah all right, Oh wait we're back. Hold

509
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,119
Speaker 2: on is it? Can we turn it back down?

510
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 1: Oh?

511
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,400
Speaker 2: Sure, okay, yeah, it's we figured out the EC.

512
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 4: It had to be synced.

513
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 2: What length of chanin did you get?

514
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 1: I got two feet and I did not get a bag,

515
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 1: and I don't know why I so I just walked

516
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 1: out of there with it. I had to get them

517
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: to cut it for me. Oh ship, because they just

518
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: have them on spools.

519
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,120
Speaker 2: It was like on a big hose wheel thing.

520
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 4: And you walked out holding it like a gang member

521
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 4: from the Warriors.

522
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:52,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

523
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 1: And I also got three carabineers.

524
00:24:55,560 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 2: Smart. Yah, you just that's just nice to like.

525
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's pretty nice.

526
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,400
Speaker 3: Right, And you're going to hang this in front when

527
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 3: you don't when you want to line to form around

528
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:08,919
Speaker 3: the express yourself.

529
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, here's what you can do with your carabineers. Yeah,

530
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 5: this goes on your belt loop. Okay, these are for

531
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 5: my garage. I gat them off locked the garage.

532
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,199
Speaker 4: Then I'm just saying carabineers carabineers.

533
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I have a bunch at home already,

534
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 1: but you can always use more. I kind of panicked

535
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 1: because I was like, I don't know what else I

536
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 1: need for this, because I need.

537
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 2: A red carpet.

538
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 4: Look, yeah, who wearing?

539
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 1: Yeah it's from my dog's piss machine.

540
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 2: Pillars magical piss machine.

541
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, red carpet, Yeah, from dog'sis machine. Give me up?

542
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 3: Yeah?

543
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 1: Where I should put these somewhere so they stop jangling?

544
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,160
Speaker 2: I mean, please?

545
00:25:55,680 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, Haunted by my old partner, I'm.

546
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 1: Really glad I got that knocked off because I had

547
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 1: been cannibalizing one of our hanging hammock chairs for parts.

548
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 2: This dog's spine has taken over your life.

549
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 1: Honestly, I probably should have gotten God, I should have

550
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 1: gotten another length of chain so that I could return

551
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: that chain to I'm really hoping that, like this was,

552
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: we don't know how long it's going to take before

553
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 1: he can pee on his own again, And I'm hoping

554
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 1: it resolves before we entertain people again in the yard,

555
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: and that way I can return the chain to its

556
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: rightful place.

557
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 3: But summertime might be canceled at the Heller home.

558
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 5: I think so far it is I think it's for entertaining.

559
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 5: It's the only reason I want to come over.

560
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 4: I want to see this baby in action.

561
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: You want to see a show stud dog to study dog. Yeah,

562
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: it's extra for the cube you again, that's more of

563
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 1: a show.

564
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

565
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 1: No, anyway, So that's like my life right now is that,

566
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: And it's been very It's all consuming because it's it's

567
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: four times a day. So yeah, I'm trying to I'm

568
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 1: my goal right now is to make it a one

569
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: person job so that we can at least alternate and

570
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: leave the house on a more flexible schedule. Oh god,

571
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's it's a lot other than that.

572
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,120
Speaker 5: I just think a version of this where you can

573
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 5: use it to wash dogs, just keep them still and

574
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 5: hanging in a temple grandin way where they're like home.

575
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 2: They love it. Okay.

576
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: I did look into They have like dog grooming arms

577
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: that attached to a table, so you can groom a dog.

578
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: But I was like, but I'm not gonna squeeze his

579
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: piss out on a table, right, I don't want to

580
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: do that. That is how they do it at the vet.

581
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: But they're they're like, he should do it in a

582
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 1: place where he normally peas so that when he's like

583
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: ready to pee on his own again. But the thing

584
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: about my dog is he gets really into like his

585
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: little ceremonies mm hmm, like all the little Sarah pemonies

586
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 1: of a dog's life, and he starts to take them

587
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:08,679
Speaker 1: as sort of like very vital Richmond. He's just like

588
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 1: a little mutt. But he's like he's like a mix

589
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,400
Speaker 1: of every kind of like lap dog.

590
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, is this dog? Buster?

591
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: No, that's my that was my parents' dog.

592
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, see I remember, yes, yeahs Buster busting Buster.

593
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: But that's pretty good any heller you did? Oh yeah,

594
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: that's your mom. Yeah. I used to do a joke

595
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 1: about how my mom would try and get the dog

596
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: to do a trick, and it was just her repeating

597
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 1: his name over.

598
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 2: It's great, and now I'm her.

599
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 1: I'm turning into her right because the dog won't even

600
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 1: piss normal and I'm still I still love him and

601
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: I'm catering to him. Spent I've spent so much money

602
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: on making this dog piss. But anyway, yeah, and now

603
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: now add uh fifteen seventy five to the total.

604
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 2: Damn it.

605
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I expense this because I'm on a podcast,

606
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, this is a business.

607
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 2: Extens That's right, it was all it was all around

608
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 2: the conversation. You were forced to do it.

609
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 3: Also, I wonder what if you're like that man in

610
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 3: uh like Florida that builds it starts as, oh, it's

611
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 3: just to express his piss, but after a while it's

612
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 3: like Emily's been working on the expression station and now

613
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 3: she's put she's gluing pieces of horl to it.

614
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: I mean I did have some decoration ideas. I was like,

615
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: I gotta jazz this thing up, Yeah, just to make

616
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: it a little bit more cheerful. Yeah, how like at

617
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: you know, at a kid's dentist, they have like a

618
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: bunch of cartoons and stuff on the wall. Yeah, Like, yeah,

619
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: I should get some like bones to like hang from

620
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 1: it like a mobile. I don't know, yah, but but yeah, no, Like,

621
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: have you been to Robo lights in Palm Springs. No,

622
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's still open. I think that

623
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: they like shut it down. But it's the same kind

624
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: of thing where it was this uh sort of conceptual artist.

625
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 1: He started building these sculptures in his dad's backyard that

626
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: turned into just like at least an acre of giant

627
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: structures covered in Christmas lights. They're all painted really like

628
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: brightening on colors and it's all made out of like

629
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: salvage trash. But there's like dinosaurs and it's kind of

630
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: vaguely Christmas themed also, but there's millions of lights on it.

631
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: And you used to be able to go visit during Christmas.

632
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: It would get crazy and that's why they shut it

633
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: down because it was just like in the middle of

634
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: a residential street in Palm Springs. But he worked on

635
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: it for like thirty years, just a building more and

636
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,160
Speaker 1: more onto it. Yeah, it's really cool if you look

637
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 1: at pictures of it.

638
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 4: I've seen it, but not lit up, and so I didn't.

639
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, fully, yeah, I've seen it in the daytime, and

640
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: like they would do like you could just show up

641
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: and be like can I have a tour and he

642
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: would give you a tour of it, or like let

643
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: you walk around, and it's really there's like little he

644
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: made like a little carousel where all the seats are toilets,

645
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: and yeah, there's a bunch of like mannequins and stuff. Yeah, anyway,

646
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: that's gonna be me for sure. But it's all dog

647
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: stuff that.

648
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 3: Has the vibe. There's a in my hometown. There's a

649
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 3: like a metal sculptor. I don't know, there's probably a

650
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 3: specific name for it. But he builds like thirty foot

651
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 3: roosters and he brings them to Burning Man.

652
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 2: Oh and he's.

653
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 3: Based and so he keeps them in this kind of

654
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 3: like parking lot that's along Washington at Boulevard, so you

655
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 3: can kind of see it when you drive around my hometown.

656
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 3: And my dad found out because he was like, what's

657
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 3: that chicken? And he found out what the guy did

658
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 3: and is like he thinks it's the greatest thing in

659
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 3: the world where like you go by and now there's

660
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 3: like a huge mermaid holding a big shell. But it's

661
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 3: all like the rusty metal sculpture.

662
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I wanted to do in college. But

663
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 4: it is so expensive. Yeah, I've been salvaged. It's like that.

664
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 5: Tree with the Lynch Clansman cost me at the time,

665
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 5: I had no money and to buy all the metal

666
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 5: for it. I yeah, you think it'd be like a

667
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 5: couple bucks a pound, but I'd spent hundreds of dollars

668
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 5: just to make it.

669
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Speaker 1: They don't tell you about DIY. They sometimes costs just.

670
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Speaker 5: As much right, And I just now realized it was

671
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Speaker 5: not stolen because someone loved the sculpture. Yeah, they wanted

672
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 5: that metal or they needed the sculpture.

673
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Speaker 2: Could be that.

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Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, at the time, I thought, well, those

675
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 5: people aren't around anymore.

676
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 4: But now they're everywhere where they were in nineteen ninety seven.

677
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Speaker 5: Damn, wow, are you I'm about to change the subject

678
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 5: to me?

679
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 4: When I do so, I an now, I dare you?

680
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 5: Do you have any closing statements about the current subjects?

681
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: I'm sure more will pop up?

682
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Speaker 4: Why are you? I know you took a break. Are

683
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 4: you doing end up?

684
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 1: You know I have. I still haven't done stand up again.

685
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: I've started started to think about I kind of want

686
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 1: to like do something about I've been doing a lot

687
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 1: of like I don't think I want to do just

688
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: stand up, stand up again because that feels like the

689
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: green rooms. I don't feel ready to go back anyway.

690
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 5: I get all the reasons. Yeah, I struggle with these

691
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 5: reasons in my head all the time. That I am

692
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 5: addicted to the immediate gratification.

693
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, that's that's what I want that I

694
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,239
Speaker 1: but I I kind of want to write like a

695
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: solo show or something. Yeah, yeah, all about this stuff

696
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: and then it ends with me bringing the dog out

697
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: and I do it in front of every.

698
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Speaker 4: Wait, this is it? This podcast episode?

699
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 5: It was riddled with listen to it.

700
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 3: Emily Heller's Length of Change, My short length of short length.

701
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Speaker 5: The expression station colon colon Emily Heller's Length of Change.

702
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Speaker 2: You have two options, right.

703
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: Yeah or Chris Yeah or Chris the highway you workshop

704
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 1: it right right?

705
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Speaker 4: I'm excited.

706
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Speaker 1: I but I I've been doing a lot of I

707
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: don't clown why Although actually I did take a clown

708
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: class for the first time a couple of weeks ago.

709
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Speaker 2: How did you feel about it?

710
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: I actually really enjoyed it. It was really short, and

711
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: it was it was at my summer camps. We had

712
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 1: a reunion at my summer camp and so it was

713
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: my friend was teaching it and I went to like

714
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 1: a circus and performing arts camp and it was it

715
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,879
Speaker 1: was enjoyable. It was a very sweet little time.

716
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 4: When did you go to the circus and performing arts camp.

717
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: From ages twelve to twenty?

718
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 4: How?

719
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Speaker 2: What in San Francisco?

720
00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: It was in it's in far northern California, but it's

721
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: in Laytonville. But it was started by Wavy Gravy. It's

722
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: called Camp Win a Rainbow, and it's like, yeah, it

723
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: was a circus in performing arts, and I was a

724
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Speaker 1: counselor there too. I talked the poetry class.

725
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 2: Amazing.

726
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Speaker 4: Of course you have a good career.

727
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 2: Her parents supported her in the arts in every way.

728
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Speaker 5: Possibly I was doing archery at a Bible camp just

729
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 5: because I wanted a canoeing and you had a supportive

730
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 5: arts camp.

731
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Speaker 2: Yeah, damn it.

732
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Speaker 1: But look when lost in the woods, who's gonna.

733
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Speaker 4: Survive the man with a relationship with Jesus.

734
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can kind of walk on stilts. Although I

735
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 1: was like, I really wanted to try it again, but

736
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: I was like, I feel like my back surgeon would

737
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:43,919
Speaker 1: not be.

738
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 2: Literally cut to.

739
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 3: The second you get up there and then cut to him,

740
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 3: and it's like, you have got to be kidding me.

741
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, just immediately, like how did you? You must have

742
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: injured yourself doing something very important, right.

743
00:35:56,520 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 3: The nurses like, you don't care about that disc tissue question,

744
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 3: you don't care about the tear.

745
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 2: You lied about caring about the tears.

746
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 1: But so I did take a clown class there, but

747
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 1: I do want to I've been doing a lot of

748
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: research about my uh my family tree. For some reason,

749
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 1: it just as a rabbit hole that I went down

750
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 1: because my husband and I were going to go on

751
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: a trip. We went to We took like a train

752
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: trip through New York last fall, and we stopped in Rochester,

753
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: which is where some of my ancestors are from, like

754
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: my great grandma. Oh really, yeah, cool, I mean whereabouts.

755
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,839
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about Rochester. We were there for

756
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: like twelve hours, but we went to Mount Hope Cemetery,

757
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: where my great grandmother and a bunch of my other

758
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: ancestors are buried. And so I was like, I'll just

759
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: I started looking up, like, oh, maybe I'll just see

760
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 1: if we have anyone else buried there. And then just

761
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: hours and hours later, I'm on ancestry dot com finding

762
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: out how much cousin marrying there is in my family.

763
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:08,919
Speaker 1: That just so much cousin marrying. Yes, so I have

764
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: my dad is Jewish, so we don't know anything about them.

765
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 4: Those records are gone.

766
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but my mom's side, they're like Mayflower people, and

767
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: so there's like Massachusetts Bay Colony stuff. And I have

768
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: an ancestor who his first wife died of mysterious circumstances,

769
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: and he accused another woman in town of causing the

770
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Speaker 1: death via witchcraft. And this is like right before the

771
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Speaker 1: Salem witch trials really started.

772
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 2: Oh shit.

773
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 1: And then he married, he remarried, and that's who I'm

774
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: descended from. But four generation and so he accused someone

775
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: else of witchcraft. She was tried and acquitted. Oh and

776
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: she was tried and acquitted again like thirty years later,

777
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 1: and four generations later their families intermarried. So I am

778
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 1: descended from both both the accused witch and the accuser.

779
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 3: The witches you couldn't burns and.

780
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 2: Also the burners.

781
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 5: It turns out, Yeah, you gotta be really innocent to

782
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 5: get away with witchcraft.

783
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 2: I mean, to truly be double acquitted.

784
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: I think she was. Also she was married to the

785
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 1: richest guy in town, and I think that maybe had

786
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Speaker 1: more to do with it.

787
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 4: My god, but.

788
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 1: I'm finding a bunch of like really really interesting stuff

789
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: in there, and I have absolutely nothing to.

790
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 2: Do with me.

791
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:26,919
Speaker 4: Yeah.

792
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 5: Like I did the same thing when I went to Fairbanks, Alaska,

793
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 5: because they almost jokingly said are you related to Charles W.

794
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 4: Fairbanks?

795
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 5: That led to my mayflowery or some colonialist than Fairbanks.

796
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 4: And then I should just stopped at that.

797
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:47,399
Speaker 5: As I found out his wife I'm related to on

798
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 5: my mom's side, so I am because my parents met,

799
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 5: I'm first generation inbred and I didn't. But it's but

800
00:38:56,080 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 5: it's also, like you said, cousins and it's been a.

801
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: Long but it's kind of honestly, it's kind of nice

802
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,839
Speaker 1: to be like, maybe that's why I'm such a fuck up,

803
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like anytime I forget to

804
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: do something, I can just be like, you know what

805
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 1: you saw how much cousin marrying there was in my

806
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: family trading the chromosome?

807
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:15,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, challenged in this.

808
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, well obviously I'm not coming out perfect exactly.

809
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 5: The joke that I came out of it with is

810
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,439
Speaker 5: it's the same as pure bread, and that's maybe why

811
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 5: I have a bad hip, and right like it is,

812
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 5: I'm a purebread human. Yeah, because it didn't bother my brain.

813
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 5: You know, you guys would all agree with that, right, Yeah.

814
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: I know you're great of baggage with that term using

815
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 1: it around people, either, I think.

816
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 5: Right right, I want to coin I really think that

817
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:46,280
Speaker 5: should be the new phrase.

818
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, because yeah, a lot of people are bringing that

819
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 4: our word back and it's not right now, pure bread.

820
00:39:54,160 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 5: Celebrating it's they're worth more right than rest of us.

821
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: I see, I was thinking that it was it sounded

822
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,399
Speaker 1: a little arian, a little right.

823
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 4: I forgot that's what that means.

824
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: No, it's.

825
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 4: Misused of the word pure. Yeah, darn it.

826
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 3: But I do think Emily with all all of what

827
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 3: you're you guys are talking about is a one man

828
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 3: show of my roots my dog.

829
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 1: I mean, we also got our dog DNA tested a

830
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: while ago to see like what his breed was.

831
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 4: Fam dogs.

832
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing, is I what I wanted. So

833
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: apparently like they'll they'll tell you like what mix of dogs. Like,

834
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 1: they'll be like, oh, he's like two percent poodle or whatever,

835
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: you know, and that that stuff is obviously kind of

836
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: bullshit because they don't really that's not like a real

837
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: they don't really know. But what they can do is

838
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: they can tell you if they have any relatives in

839
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: the system. And what I really wanted was, I was like,

840
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: I want to find his like brother and see if

841
00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: they have pictures of them when they were puppies.

842
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 2: This is all I want.

843
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: All I want is to see what my dog looked

844
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: like as a puppy. And so like he's got a

845
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: bunch of like first cousins in the system. Would you

846
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: believe it? None of them will write me back. Keep

847
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 1: trying to like connect with these people. No one cares.

848
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 4: Have you tried putting a little paw print? So they

849
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 4: think it's from.

850
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 2: The dog from the desk of.

851
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,720
Speaker 1: But I'll be like, tell me, tell me Winston's story.

852
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 1: They're a you know, they're a twenty six percent match.

853
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: That's as related as first cousins. Tell me something about Winston.

854
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,720
Speaker 5: Someone's not take they've been burned by some scam or something.

855
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,879
Speaker 5: They're not reading it because that's like anyone would be

856
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,879
Speaker 5: excited to get that. You know what you emailed? Right?

857
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: Every dog that he is like kind of related to

858
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: on there, every single one is a purebread Shitsu. And

859
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 1: he is not a purebread Shitsu at all. But I

860
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 1: guess one of his grandparents was. And so I think

861
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,919
Speaker 1: all those people are on there just to confirm, like, Okay, yeah,

862
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: my dog's a pure bread So.

863
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,760
Speaker 3: This is your talking about some a K C. Kennel

864
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 3: whatever those people called.

865
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: In Bark Oh, it's like it's like a doctor testing company. Yeah, yeah,

866
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: bark in Bark. It's a it's a pun because the

867
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,399
Speaker 1: word in bark also is related to it has nothing

868
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,240
Speaker 1: to do with DNA testing. It's a terrible pun, but.

869
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 2: It's not at all.

870
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:29,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, I feel like there's a connection there.

871
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 3: It's like maybe instead of a short length of chain,

872
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 3: the name of this one woman show or man show,

873
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 3: how you want to say, it will be parallel lives

874
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 3: and it's just all the ways you and your dog

875
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,240
Speaker 3: are going through the same.

876
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: Shit, right, I mean, that's a really that's a really

877
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: good point.

878
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 3: And then at the end you put yourself into an

879
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 3: expressing machine.

880
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 5: I hope you're getting inspired to do this show because

881
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 5: you have to do it.

882
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 4: Karl's producing. Yeah, cool, I will do.

883
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: I did just I did.

884
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Speaker 2: Just readacaprecation.

885
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: I also think okay, and I'm sorry, I'm just workshopping now.

886
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 1: Please tell I think ancestry dot com as a website

887
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 1: is really interesting because it is owned by Mormons, and

888
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: it was like they love that stuff, and it's I

889
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: the you know, it's in part because they're like really

890
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: into like tracking it, but also because they're into the

891
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 1: posthumous baptisms.

892
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 2: Yes, they're trying to get all the souls on their side.

893
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. And one of the things that I found out

894
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 1: in researching my family history is that one of my

895
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: ancestors like was like enemies with Joseph Smith. Oh shit,

896
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 1: he's in the Joseph Smith papers.

897
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 4: Here we go, Yeah, Joseph Dick dingle Heimer.

898
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, that name was his name too.

899
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 4: That's my name.

900
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's yeah.

901
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 4: We can high five. It's so hard from the front sie.

902
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

903
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 1: But yeah, I feel like there's and I'm also really

904
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,479
Speaker 1: think I'm like also kind of obsessed with the whole

905
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 1: thing with Do you remember in the Sony Leaks when

906
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 1: Ben aff when it came out that Ben Affleck got

907
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 1: his episode of Finding Your Roots removed removed because they

908
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: didn't air it because he found out that he was

909
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: related to slave owners.

910
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 4: Oh what?

911
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: And it was like he you know, there were emails

912
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: between what was her name, Amy something or the woman

913
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 1: from Sony Amy Pascal, Amy Pascal, and Henry Lewis Gates

914
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 1: talking about like they're like, we got this request from

915
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck to not air his episode. Oh wow, and

916
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: he was like this is really unusual. I don't usually

917
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 1: do this. But they ended up not airing it. But

918
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: then the emails came out yes.

919
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 4: Wow.

920
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 3: In the same time at that leak, there were two

921
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 3: people and I can't it was the who's the woman

922
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 3: with the dark It looks like I could play her

923
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 3: if we were going to do a sketch like dark eyebrows,

924
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 3: dark hair, and she ran She was also an executive.

925
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 3: She ran one of those big It doesn't matter anyway.

926
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: This is why my career is not in a better places.

927
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: I don't know any of these people's names.

928
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 4: Right.

929
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:20,439
Speaker 3: There's people who can always remember those names and that's

930
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 3: why they have their part as the neighbor on the

931
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 3: sitcom forever. But this person and somebody else that's like,

932
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 3: say it's a famous agent or something. The two of

933
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 3: them were doing weight watchers together and trying to keep

934
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 3: each other honest and like talking about it and that

935
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 3: was I think I was in the Baskets writer's room

936
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 3: at the time because John Levenstein was obsessing over it,

937
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 3: where he's just like, I mean, they're talking about points

938
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 3: and they're going back and forth, and like I was like,

939
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 3: this leak has something for everyone. It's like, really did

940
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 3: every every corner of gossip and interest that you can

941
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 3: have in show business.

942
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 2: It was there.

943
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's also stuff about I feel like when I

944
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: was looking at the ben Affleck stuff, there was also

945
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: stuff about Harvey Weinstein with Henry Lewis Gates. They like

946
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:12,800
Speaker 1: asked him to do an event with him, and he

947
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 1: was like, no, he's an asshole.

948
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 4: I oh wow. Yeah.

949
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 5: I told my dad about it, said, oh wow, Charles W.

950
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 5: Fairbanks whose family hid runaway slaves in their home.

951
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 4: So I was like, well, at least I'm on that.

952
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the guy who fought with Joseph Smith as he.

953
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 4: Was also early.

954
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:40,879
Speaker 3: Yeah.

955
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 4: Uh, not that I do anything to help the world.

956
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 2: Right now, but it's in my blood and someone else

957
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 2: did it already. I don't have to worry about it.

958
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 5: And I forgot my My settling was Rochester, Minnesota, not

959
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 5: New York.

960
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh you will go back and change it.

961
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you ran on soda. I'll just do that

962
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 4: word dub it.

963
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 2: But Minnesota his.

964
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 4: Wife Cornelia Cole.

965
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 5: I looked up and yeah, relatives to my great grandma Cole,

966
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 5: who's my mom's Oh it's yeah. I told my dad

967
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 5: and he was all bummed out, and I'm like, I'm

968
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 5: kind of just coming up with a joke.

969
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 2: It's not it's not a crisis.

970
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 4: You don't have to.

971
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 2: Don't go crazy.

972
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 5: He's like thinking about the convulsions I had as a baby.

973
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: I mean I have didn't.

974
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly.

975
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 5: Who didn't have one hundred and seven fevers and have

976
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 5: to be put in bathtubs of ice?

977
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:39,919
Speaker 4: Yeah?

978
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 2: Pretty much every child in the thirties.

979
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan does that for fun now.

980
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

981
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you you're still doing stand up?

982
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 4: I am? Yeah, I really like it lately.

983
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you liking?

984
00:47:55,200 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 5: I just I like that it's still working, and and

985
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,320
Speaker 5: I just don't enjoy it. I'm not like super happy

986
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 5: with where I'm at with it, but no one really

987
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 5: is even or even at the highest level.

988
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 4: Everyone wants more.

989
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 5: But I've just been enjoying through this podcast and through

990
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:19,879
Speaker 5: Karen's other podcast, the best people.

991
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 4: Have been showing up.

992
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that is something I didn't experience and wouldn't

993
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:29,280
Speaker 5: have experienced if I was on the road constantly building

994
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 5: up an audience that way, right, So it's I've been

995
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 5: enjoying that.

996
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have like like people showing up to see you.

997
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you need a rite of Reno's? Do you need?

998
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 2: That's what.

999
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 3: I think.

1000
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 2: I don't like that one because it ends in sores.

1001
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 5: I know, just riddled legions.

1002
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 2: Ye but I yeah, where they dig in and only

1003
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 2: in a way.

1004
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 4: So yeah, we have great podcast fans.

1005
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 5: And but I also when I first started, I did

1006
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 5: just want to do stand up.

1007
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 4: I knew a lot of comics that were so.

1008
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 5: Good, and and then got writing jobs and and then.

1009
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 4: They didn't miss stand up.

1010
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,879
Speaker 5: And I when I've had jobs and sitting in an

1011
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 5: office the whole time, I was like, oh my god,

1012
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 5: I'm not doing stand up, even though the money is

1013
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,439
Speaker 5: a little better, you know what I mean.

1014
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, the snacks are pretty good too. The snacks are better.

1015
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 4: And yeah, right, come on.

1016
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 5: Well it was kind of the same because when I

1017
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 5: had an office, I was right next to the Red

1018
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 5: Bull refrigerator, so I was like, little boy, I might

1019
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 5: as well be having chicken fingers and whiskey.

1020
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but just the grossest nachos that I ate so often.

1021
00:49:58,440 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1022
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:04,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's really hard when sometimes my hotel will be

1023
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 5: near a grocery store and I you know, you don't

1024
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,240
Speaker 5: have to do that to yourself.

1025
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 3: Cooking in the comedy condo condo is disgusting.

1026
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 5: Well, I get if they have a suite, I'll be like,

1027
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 5: how much to upgrade to the suite, and I'll slide

1028
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 5: money over and sometimes they think I want cocaine, but usually.

1029
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: You're looking for cocaine. You say how much to upgrade

1030
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: to the Yeah?

1031
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 5: Yeah for the yeah for the nose sweets, And then

1032
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 5: I've been so I'll cook. And it's funny because I

1033
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 5: whenever I'm in a hotel, I unpacked my bag, I've

1034
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 5: put everything in the drawers, I hang my shirts. I

1035
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 5: don't even do that at home. I throw my clothes

1036
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 5: on my bed. I'd like becoming a new person when

1037
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 5: I'm in ale.

1038
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: Yeah you're like, I'm a health nut now. Yeah, Yeah,

1039
00:50:55,280 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy some some fresh produce and.

1040
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 3: A nice dense bean salad for myself at the comedy

1041
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:04,399
Speaker 3: I do.

1042
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm gonna have to make a smooth.

1043
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: And a bean salad that really makes you feel like

1044
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: you're going to be a different person. I made one

1045
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 1: last week and I ate maybe a third of it.

1046
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: Many different beans, beans, two beans, and then celery, fresh herbs,

1047
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 1: dylan parsley, hearts of palm, cucumber, carrots, artichoke carts.

1048
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 2: Any one there no dressing, what dressing?

1049
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 1: I made a little vinaigrette with some fresh lemon juice

1050
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: and and some pesto, some vegan pesto. You weren't listening

1051
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 1: to any of the other I made pasta.

1052
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 4: It sounded like my hearing was setting off an alarm.

1053
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was like, it sounded really good, and

1054
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, it's got protein, you know

1055
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 1: it's it's gonna be. And then it's just I just

1056
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: did not eat it.

1057
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 2: It marinatess. It sits there. Can I give you feedback

1058
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 2: that you might not want? No, I want it is.

1059
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 3: And this is purely based on my own taste. But

1060
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:18,040
Speaker 3: I would have said no carrots. Yeah, I would have

1061
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 3: kept it a little soft thematic, Yes, and like soft

1062
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 3: and thematic. So it's like the challenge to eat will

1063
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 3: be like just that celery. Everything else is like everything

1064
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 3: else has some give because and this is embarrassing to say,

1065
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 3: I've never made one of these, but I have watched

1066
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 3: people make them on TikTok hundreds of times.

1067
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 1: So I'm like, is there like a bean salad TikTok?

1068
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: I'm not on.

1069
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 2: There's a couple.

1070
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: Okay, I gotta get in there.

1071
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 4: Bean Solid Newsletter.

1072
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, do.

1073
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,360
Speaker 3: You I won't eat them, but I'll absolutely have opinions

1074
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 3: about them.

1075
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the things like my TikTok is just

1076
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 1: Love Island. I'm not going on Love Island, but I

1077
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 1: have a lot of opinions about it.

1078
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 3: I want to talk about it where I'm like, I've

1079
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 3: seen people do it. There's one that's like a buffalo

1080
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 3: chickens being solid. That looks like my dream. But then

1081
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 3: the other ones are like.

1082
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,360
Speaker 1: See, if you can eat meat, what are you fucking with?

1083
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 1: Bean salad? For you can?

1084
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 3: Because because what is there to eat ever that isn't

1085
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 3: some weird combination of bread chicken for me, like a rice,

1086
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:20,320
Speaker 3: some sort of a bread something and chicken.

1087
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes I.

1088
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 5: Can eat chicken and I a lot, but I avoid it.

1089
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 5: If I'm at home, I don't buy chicken. I'm not

1090
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 5: like a murderer.

1091
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:34,959
Speaker 7: So I've been, but I will, you know, if that's

1092
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 7: all there is extreme to eat, I'm not a murder.

1093
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:42,240
Speaker 7: I'll just go to a murderer's business. And I don't

1094
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 7: want to watch.

1095
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 4: I want to reap the benefits.

1096
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 2: I want to look away and benefit.

1097
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 4: But if I can just have a bean, what are

1098
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 4: you Kidney Garbanzo.

1099
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: I did so I did this is I mean boring

1100
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 1: medical stuff. I've been dealing with some gut issues and

1101
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: I did this like very extensive like blood tests to

1102
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,279
Speaker 1: find out like what foods were bothering me. And so

1103
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 1: now I have just the list of food I'm not.

1104
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:05,359
Speaker 4: Supposed to eat.

1105
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: Ok, and it's like half half of the beans on

1106
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: there I'm supposed to have. I'm not supposed to have soy.

1107
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,840
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to have garbanzo beans, I'm not peas,

1108
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: but I can have kidney beans and I beans.

1109
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 2: I love a kidney bean. Yeah, I think they're the

1110
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 2: best one.

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00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:23,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the I mean, does this bean solad TikTok

1112
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 1: have an opinion about what the best beans for being

1113
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,280
Speaker 1: salad are? Because I'm like, I'm in a sweet spot.

1114
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:31,479
Speaker 3: I'm always saying the chickpea kidney bean combo, maybe even

1115
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 3: a canneleaning like kind of larger white bean. Some of

1116
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 3: these gals are and I can tell they're pilates ladies.

1117
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,719
Speaker 3: They're gonna go ahead and put a lineman bean in there,

1118
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna be like, you can step out now,

1119
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 3: because I don't trust you anymore.

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00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,919
Speaker 1: See, I feel like a lima bean would be pretty good,

1121
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:47,399
Speaker 1: you do.

1122
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 2: I think it's too firm.

1123
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,719
Speaker 1: I think that's what I want. I think I think

1124
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: it's too soft and chalky for me as is, and

1125
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 1: that might be what's turning me off.

1126
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,399
Speaker 5: I think I'm going out on the limb here. Okay,

1127
00:54:58,560 --> 00:54:59,839
Speaker 5: But if you're gonna make it.

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00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 4: Sound for me, yeah, better have butter beans.

1129
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 1: Butter Beans are hard to tack down.

1130
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 5: Sometimes it's a very very obscure be fifty two songs.

1131
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 2: One of the best, though no one.

1132
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 5: Knows it, and that's why it was a you have

1133
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 5: a song about butterbeans?

1134
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, butter bean, butter bean.

1135
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 5: It's when they were pre love Shack album, like when

1136
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 5: they were very like.

1137
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: No one's connecting with our bean songs. We should write

1138
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: one about fucking yeah.

1139
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 2: Now we gotta go on rock Lobster. Let's see if

1140
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:36,400
Speaker 2: they like the ocean.

1141
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 5: It used to be about the most obscure things, but

1142
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 5: with amazing vocal harmonies.

1143
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 2: I really like them that band.

1144
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 4: But yeah, sorry about that. Butter Beans set up.

1145
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 1: You know what you had to do it. You didn't

1146
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 1: really have a choice.

1147
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 4: But I'm stomping on the flow.

1148
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 1: I think, honestly, we probably needed something to get us

1149
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:04,359
Speaker 1: out of talking about bean salad recipes seriously, because I.

1150
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 3: Was about to interrupt to get back into it, and

1151
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:10,400
Speaker 3: I think that don't taren, don't do it, don't reverse

1152
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 3: this bus for that ship. I'm like, what about It

1153
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 3: just means I'm still not going to eat it?

1154
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 2: Why am I talking about it?

1155
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna order zanku and only have carbs and

1156
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,319
Speaker 3: never have any beans or vegetables.

1157
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 2: It seems to be my way.

1158
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 1: It ain't it ain't it ain't going in my mate.

1159
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 4: I needed a writer to finish.

1160
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 1: I'm sort of like a Doctor Seuss style rhymer, where

1161
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:40,399
Speaker 1: you just make up the word you need to rhyme

1162
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 1: with the thing.

1163
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 2: Yeah it's good.

1164
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just make it up. Yeah.

1165
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:48,320
Speaker 5: Think half the musical instruments he was talking about didn't

1166
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 5: even exist.

1167
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 4: They just rhymed with sock.

1168
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 2: For what the fuck ever? Yeah?

1169
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, Emily, do you if you were to be doing anything,

1170
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 3: what would you promote?

1171
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,319
Speaker 2: Do you want to do? You want to keep to

1172
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 2: know about something that you care about?

1173
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 1: I'm doing I've been doing a Jeopardy podcast. What Yeah,

1174
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,680
Speaker 1: it's called what is a Jeopardy podcast? It is as

1175
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 1: far as I know the only comedy podcast about Jeopardy.

1176
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 2: I love this idea.

1177
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 1: It's me and John Collen, Canadian comedian, hilarious person. He's

1178
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: so funny and he's also currently in the Jeopardy contestant

1179
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 1: pool waiting to get the call.

1180
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 4: Holy, that's great because there's a story arc.

1181
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 1: Yeah I am. And we were like, is the podcast

1182
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: why he got the call? Why he got the audition?

1183
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:34,919
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

1184
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 1: Wow? Okay, we recap the show. We do like the

1185
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 1: previous week's games. We pick our favorite anecdotes of the week,

1186
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 1: our favorite responses of the week.

1187
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 3: Okay, can I just tell you, Sorry to interrupt you,

1188
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 3: this is your story, but my family has watched Jeopardy

1189
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 3: every night at like seven o'clock for the last thirty years.

1190
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 3: And the fucking night that my favorite murder was one

1191
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 3: of the answers or one of the questions. Yeah, it

1192
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 3: was preempted by support And I was like, I was like,

1193
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 3: people told people got on and told us, and so

1194
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not going to tell my dud.

1195
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 2: I'm just your experience.

1196
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 4: It's everything you've been working.

1197
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 3: Finally he's going to understand truly what this is. And

1198
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 3: it's like, and I'm like, Dad, did you watch Jeffardy tonight?

1199
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 3: He's like, no, basketball is on And I was like, okay,

1200
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 3: touch to you later it was just a lost thing.

1201
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 2: So but yeah, all that is.

1202
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 3: To not just brag that that we were actually on there,

1203
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,479
Speaker 3: but it really has been a huge part of my

1204
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 3: life for so long.

1205
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 2: It's such a good idea.

1206
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 5: And I saw you talk about it or post about it.

1207
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 4: I was like surprised that you cared, because oh no.

1208
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 1: It's a big deal. Did they send you the framed clue?

1209
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 5: No, we just saw it on what I just saw

1210
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 5: it on some I mean, there are other signs out

1211
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 5: there that people know about that you've done well, but

1212
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 5: Jeopardy means a lot and every other TV show basing

1213
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 5: a character on you, every I mean, you are Jeopardy Jeopardy.

1214
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 1: It's because it means something to your parents. Yes, exactly,

1215
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 1: they get that. It's like this is a it's like

1216
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 1: a cultural canon.

1217
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 3: It translates what it's it's what you said, it's like

1218
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:25,520
Speaker 3: translating what we do.

1219
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:26,600
Speaker 2: That seems to me.

1220
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 3: I mean, sorry to my dad, what I've been doing

1221
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 3: for the past thirty years is drugs and like not

1222
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 3: paying my parking tickets, so he has to pay him.

1223
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 2: Like, that's that's what comedy means to my dad and me.

1224
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 5: Well, and you can tell him all I thought he

1225
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 5: was doing was climbing trees to get cats.

1226
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like I will absolutely slam him with that

1227
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 3: out of nowhere. He won't, but he is like the

1228
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:57,400
Speaker 3: person who is like, my favorite comedian is Ron Lynch.

1229
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,160
Speaker 3: I'm like, thanks, Dad, I'm so glad. I'm glad you're

1230
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 3: getting into comedy.

1231
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 1: But so it was my podcast, he might be into it.

1232
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 2: He would fucking love it.

1233
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:08,440
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, like I was gonna say, did you

1234
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 3: see And I'm sure you guys talked about it. Yeah,

1235
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 3: the girl who the question in Final Jeopardy, Yes, the

1236
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 3: answer was her great her great aunt.

1237
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just talked about that on last week's episode.

1238
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:18,840
Speaker 2: That was good.

1239
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 1: And then so we also do something where I do

1240
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 1: a segment called Jeopardy Fans Are Fuming, where I read

1241
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 1: read some clickbait articles that have come out about the

1242
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 1: previous week's games and save people some clicks. But then

1243
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 1: we also my co host does a deep dive on

1244
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 1: one of the Final Jeopardy clues that we think is

1245
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 1: interesting and he talked about the Folger Shakespeare Library on

1246
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: the most recent episode. Amazing, but yeah, there was a

1247
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 1: there was a clue about, uh, this woman's ancestor that

1248
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 1: in her game. We're also I mean, we're kind of

1249
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,240
Speaker 1: coming to the end of the current season and we're

1250
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 1: tonight we're going to find out if Jeopardy breaks the

1251
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 1: record for longest streak of One Day Champions. There's been

1252
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 1: turnover every single game for the last thirteen games, and

1253
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:11,800
Speaker 1: so they tied the record yesterday I think, and then

1254
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 1: today we'll find out if they break it.

1255
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 2: Wow.

1256
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is one of the less exciting record breaking

1257
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:19,720
Speaker 1: things I've seen on Jeopardy.

1258
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 2: But it's interesting though, because are is the reason? Do

1259
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 2: you think? I mean, you mnd have a theory immediately.

1260
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 3: What comes to mind to me is people are just

1261
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 3: getting better at trivia, like they're getting better at playing.

1262
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 1: But you know the thing is, I feel like that

1263
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 1: lends itself to longer reigning champions because they're still mixed

1264
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 1: in with people who like don't care that much about

1265
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,919
Speaker 1: trivia but made it on the show. I think, what's

1266
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 1: going on? We have one of our theories is that

1267
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 1: right now, so they just did the Master's Tournament, which

1268
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 1: was like really really hard clues as it was like

1269
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: all of the top Jeopardy players. It's like the people

1270
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 1: who won the Tournament of Champions and the Jeopardy Invitational

1271
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 1: tournament and like people with like really impressive Jeopardy records.

1272
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 1: But I think they're including some leftover clues from the

1273
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 1: Master's Tournament in the regular games, and so it's just

1274
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 1: really hard clues right now.

1275
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 2: So they're just blowing people out of the water.

1276
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't know what. I don't know why it's

1277
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 1: been like this. There's just hasn't been someone come in

1278
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 1: and be super dominant. But it's weird because a lot

1279
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,720
Speaker 1: of the games, I don't know, a lot of the

1280
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 1: games have been runaway wins.

1281
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird.

1282
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on.

1283
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 2: The chemistry is off.

1284
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 3: Also, sorry, but if I was on your show, I

1285
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 3: would insist that we the entire time talk about how

1286
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 3: that fucking executive producer tried to be the host himself,

1287
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:37,680
Speaker 3: Like he won my most contest. That is the craziest thing.

1288
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 1: So my family tried to dick Cheney himself. It was

1289
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 1: why and now he's got a job working for what's

1290
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 1: his name, that little.

1291
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 2: Weenie jd Vance or somebody like that, the.

1292
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 1: Like right wing broadcaster who took Shapiro Ben Shapiro, who, Yeah,

1293
01:02:58,880 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 1: that weenie didn't narrow it.

1294
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 2: No, that's there's so many choices now, wow.

1295
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 3: But it was such a like when when Ken Jennings

1296
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:10,040
Speaker 3: first started hosting, I was like, well, obviously he's just

1297
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,880
Speaker 3: kind of America's favorite, but he deserves to be the

1298
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:16,280
Speaker 3: host because Alex Rebec used to pretend to know the answers,

1299
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 3: so he would be.

1300
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,360
Speaker 4: Like, why my dad didn't like him.

1301
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 5: He's like he's acting like he's reprimanding people.

1302
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 4: He was mean.

1303
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 2: He was so mean.

1304
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:26,800
Speaker 1: It's really funny. People remember him so fondly, but you

1305
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 1: watch and he was like, he's so mean, and he's

1306
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 1: so mean in the anecdotes, I kind of love it.

1307
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 5: Dors we we act out plays in the park. Oh

1308
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:41,520
Speaker 5: so in other words, dorks, and he didn't losers.

1309
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 2: Well.

1310
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:46,800
Speaker 1: And then he also was just like so so often

1311
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 1: people would just tell their their story and he'd be like.

1312
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I can't.

1313
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:55,919
Speaker 5: I've never been in a group of people that were

1314
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 5: willing to bash him just because he died.

1315
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 1: I'm not even and badging him. He was kind of

1316
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:02,919
Speaker 1: liked it.

1317
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,520
Speaker 2: It's a fact of Trebec life, is he was just.

1318
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 2: But also those.

1319
01:04:08,800 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 3: Even if there's like a person who is nice and social,

1320
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 3: those anecdotes, as you well know, are like, when it's

1321
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,479
Speaker 3: that part and my sister doesn't go through it quick enough,

1322
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,480
Speaker 3: I'm like, literally like, you cannot leave this playing. I

1323
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:27,280
Speaker 3: can't watch people who are already nervous hang themselves out

1324
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 3: to dry, okay, and then just move and they're dying

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Speaker 3: and then they're nervous to play this game.

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Speaker 1: So good at like pulling a joke out of the

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Speaker 1: boring story and he.

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Speaker 2: Actually knows the answers for real.

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Speaker 1: And you know, we've learned from watching it so obsessively

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Speaker 1: and talking about it so obsessively, we've learned some things

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Speaker 1: about Ken, which is that And and he kind of

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Speaker 1: confirmed this theory that when he is hosting and someone

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Speaker 1: gets a clue correct and he says very nice, it

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Speaker 1: means he didn't know that. Oh well, when he doesn't

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Speaker 1: say that, that means he did know it. And he

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Speaker 1: knows most of them, oh wow. And so it's like,

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Speaker 1: if there's a clue that he didn't know the correct

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Speaker 1: response to he like kind of congratulates.

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Speaker 2: People that love it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I love that he's he's in actual smarty pants. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he's really quick and he's really Yeah. I think

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Speaker 1: he's I think he's great for the job.

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Speaker 2: He's the best. And that other guy was so bad.

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Speaker 3: He was so strangely uncomfortable and not he didn't care

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01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:35,840
Speaker 3: that he didn't fit the Jeopardy Like, this is the

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Speaker 3: Musac of game shows. This is this is quiz Bow

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01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:44,480
Speaker 3: for people past that point of life, so like they

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Speaker 3: want to be reprimanded. This is supposed to be like

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Speaker 3: you need to learn your lates. That's the joy of Jeopardy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I suppose Yeah, and that it's just like it

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01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 1: doesn't change, you know, it's like very constant. But yeah,

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01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 1: so it's called what is a Jeopardy podcast? We also

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01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,880
Speaker 1: have like a Patreon where we interview We've interviewed a

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Speaker 1: bunch of previous champions like Amy would and oh no,

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Speaker 1: oh Andy Would. No, we haven't had Andy on yet,

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Speaker 1: but I thought about it.

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Speaker 4: He's the only Jeopardy guy I know.

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Speaker 5: I watched it with his episode with him as he

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01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:22,760
Speaker 5: looked over at me, Oh man, I was like sweating.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what.

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Speaker 2: God, there's also Lewis Verttel was on there. Yeah, he

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Speaker 2: did the overhead snapp.

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Speaker 1: So we were gonna have we were going to have

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Speaker 1: Louis Verttel on, but he got a job writing for

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Speaker 1: Pop Culture Jeopardy and I think that he's like not

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Speaker 1: allowed to be on our podcast.

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Speaker 2: Now that makes sense, that makes perfect sense.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but Guy Brandham has been on and I went

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Speaker 1: to his game. Guy Brandam was on Jeopardy recently.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know that to do.

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Speaker 1: He was on in April.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: It was heartbreaking. He did very well, but he was

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01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:54,200
Speaker 1: up against someone really good and he was he was

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01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:56,600
Speaker 1: in contention going into final, but he wasn't in the

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01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 1: lead and they both got it correct.

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Speaker 4: Dang.

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01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:00,440
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But he like he got this is the best way

1381
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:04,720
Speaker 2: to lose though, say, I think so.

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01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:06,720
Speaker 1: And he got it. He got a true daily double

1383
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:08,960
Speaker 1: and he went for it like he had a good game.

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01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,080
Speaker 1: I'm really hoping he gets in the Second Chance tournament.

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01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:14,400
Speaker 1: But it was it was really hard to I mean,

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01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,840
Speaker 1: it was very interpacting to be there. I was more

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01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:17,560
Speaker 1: nervous than he was.

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01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:21,080
Speaker 2: I think, Oh, that's so Emily. I'm so excited to

1389
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,880
Speaker 2: listen to this podcast. It's so good.

1390
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:25,160
Speaker 1: I hope you like it. I think I think it's.

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01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:28,800
Speaker 5: Fun, especially that there's a storyline that'll have an outcome

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01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:30,480
Speaker 5: that that you're.

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01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:34,120
Speaker 1: I know, and you know he keeps hearing from people

1394
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:37,000
Speaker 1: that they didn't hear for like two years and then

1395
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:39,680
Speaker 1: the right Yeah, like you can be in the Jeopardy

1396
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:41,280
Speaker 1: pool for that long and then they can give you

1397
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:43,840
Speaker 1: a call. But I'm hoping he gets up. And the

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01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,720
Speaker 1: other thing is, so he's in Canada. I've never met

1399
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,680
Speaker 1: him in person, Oh my god. And we're like good

1400
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:50,919
Speaker 1: friends now. But if he gets on Jeopardy, he gets

1401
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:51,280
Speaker 1: to come to.

1402
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:53,400
Speaker 3: La he has to live in your house, and then

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01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:57,960
Speaker 3: you have to be the podcast through your relationship changing.

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01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:02,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's eight podcast already because that's.

1405
01:08:02,600 --> 01:08:05,760
Speaker 4: How Karen and I our first episode.

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01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,440
Speaker 5: That was like our third time hanging out, Like we

1407
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 5: got to know each other on this podcast.

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01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:10,960
Speaker 4: It makes for good and truly.

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01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:13,320
Speaker 2: Same with me in Georgia too. That's the that's the

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Speaker 2: way you do.

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01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:18,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, keep it at anything else? Are you done with Barry?

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01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:18,680
Speaker 4: Is that?

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01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, that's long over.

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Speaker 4: They are The Great North.

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01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:25,880
Speaker 1: Watch the Great North. Yeah, the most recent season of

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01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:29,280
Speaker 1: the Great North. My my second episode is coming out soon.

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01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:31,760
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly when, but please watch it. It's

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01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:33,800
Speaker 1: a great show. If you like Bob's Burgers, you'll love

1419
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,360
Speaker 1: The Great North. Watch it from beginning and leave it

1420
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:38,040
Speaker 1: playing on Hulu and you leave the house.

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01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:40,880
Speaker 2: Just loop it nice. That's how you do it.

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Speaker 3: That's how you plus five minutes.

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Speaker 1: I will send you a photo when I attached the

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01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:53,559
Speaker 1: length of change to the new apparatus, I.

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01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,400
Speaker 5: Believe I'm forcing you to have a new job as

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Speaker 5: an inventor.

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Speaker 4: Boy, your hands are going.

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Speaker 5: To be full, Yes, full of doc pis you've been

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Speaker 5: listening to Do you Need a Ride? D y n Ar?

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Speaker 5: This has been an exactly right production.

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01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:19,639
Speaker 2: Our senior producer is Analise Nelson.

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01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,439
Speaker 4: Mixed by Edson Choy.

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01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,759
Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

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01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,960
Speaker 4: Theme song by Karen Kilgareff.

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01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:27,840
Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Oh You're welcome.

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Speaker 5: Assass