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Speaker 1: Okay, thanks for finding the book and Jeffrey podcast, and

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Speaker 2: We truly truly appreciate it. It's why we still have jobs.

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Speaker 8: The one seed has entered the chat, which is worse

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna go Cinderella sixteen sixteen seed Fairley Dickinson.

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Speaker 8: Okay, which is worse the olive garden Fetichini alfredo or

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Speaker 7: We're gonna sell a billion vinyl records of Jose's rendition

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Speaker 11: centered or just idiots.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, people think of themselves all the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you hate everyone? Are you and Jeffrey like related? Somehow.

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Speaker 7: I know we're like soul sisters here. You're speaking my language.

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Speaker 11: Whenever I'm out doing things that I need to do,

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Speaker 11: my goal is to keep the weirdos and the morons

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Speaker 4: Yes, right, let me do my job.

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Speaker 7: But it's so hard because they're always trying to Like

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Speaker 6: Yeah, some people are trying to be friends, you know, like, hey,

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Speaker 7: I didn't ask for friends. I'm just I'm not at

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Speaker 3: So what do you is your secret?

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Speaker 2: Like how you're deterring others from you?

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Speaker 12: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Okay, really?

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I have figured it out.

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Speaker 7: No, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: Other than AirPods, we need to do one.

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Speaker 7: Please tell me?

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Speaker 2: Are you taking notes right now?

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Speaker 11: Yes?

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna write this down. But what do you do?

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Speaker 11: I made a sign at Kinko's. It looks very official

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Speaker 11: and it says out of order okay, And whenever I

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Speaker 2: What what do you mean?

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Speaker 7: Like?

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Speaker 11: I have my favorite tradmill at the gym by the window.

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Speaker 11: I don't want anybody next to me clomping and while

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Speaker 11: I'm trying to focus on my workout.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you sweat and runt somewhere else.

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Speaker 2: I feel like you're beat a little judge.

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Speaker 4: People the window.

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Speaker 3: I can't help how much I sweat. Okay, it's a lot.

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Speaker 7: That's fine. Go sweat on the other side of the gym.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, what if you smell. There's like twelve other treadmills.

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Speaker 13: Leave me alone.

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Speaker 11: So I just hang it on the other treadmill next

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Speaker 7: Oh my, this is genius.

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Speaker 2: Don't you think you're gonna get I mean, like there's video.

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Speaker 4: An employee may go that's not broken.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well she only has to work out for what

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Speaker 7: sign I'm.

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Speaker 11: Not running marathons.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that actually checks all the boxes.

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Speaker 7: All right, So you use it at the gym, you

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Speaker 7: get private gym time. Where else could you possibly use it?

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Speaker 11: Well, the bathroom at my work. I was putting on

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Speaker 11: the stall next to mine O.

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Speaker 4: Space, Yeah, under the stall.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the one place where I don't mind people

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Speaker 1: It is strange when there's a whole row of stalls

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Speaker 6: But still, okay, that's smart and get into Yeah, so

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Speaker 6: we've got the gym and the work bathroom where else

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Speaker 11: It doesn't always work, but I'll go to my row

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Speaker 11: of seats and put like the little out of order

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Speaker 2: Southwest. I mean I think they're even a signing seats.

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Speaker 10: They are.

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Speaker 13: What I mean.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, A lot of times it's done.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I get the road of myself.

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Speaker 5: You don't pay for yourself to go get like a

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Speaker 5: nicer seat. Let the person next to you get upgraded.

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Speaker 11: No, I paid for you know.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's coming in handy.

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Speaker 3: Are you ever lonely?

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Speaker 11: I have my friends with my therapist's.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing the therapist doesn't know about the out of

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Speaker 7: No, the therapist only needs to hear about the problems

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Speaker 7: in her life, not all the solutions that she's come

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Speaker 7: up with. She's a genius hack.

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Speaker 9: My favorite one.

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Speaker 11: I've also done the parking spot cone trick. So I'll

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Speaker 11: want any indoor ding. Is there somebody parking too clothes?

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Speaker 11: That one works one hundred percent of the time.

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Speaker 6: I'm always scared to move a cone, So that actually

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Speaker 6: makes sense, Yeah, because.

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Speaker 11: You never know, like why did somebody put that there?

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Speaker 2: It's not always going to work. I mean someone like

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Speaker 2: Alexus is just going to drive right over at the.

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Speaker 7: Top of that.

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Speaker 3: All the time.

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Speaker 7: Yes, oh, but this is so smart least. I would

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Speaker 7: love to hang out with you sometime if you allow

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Speaker 7: me into your personal space.

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Speaker 11: Yes, let's go get Margarita's.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, sit two seats of ways there we go.

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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: So that's a little helpful life hack for how to

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Speaker 7: avoid the weirdos and the idiots in the world.

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Speaker 2: For just wanting to go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 7: Unfortunately, Brook has no chance to do that because she

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Speaker 7: has to work with us. So I'm sorry, Brook, text

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Speaker 7: in to set an A five nine two. If you

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Speaker 7: have a confession you've been holding on too, We'll hide

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Speaker 7: your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next

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Speaker 7: mass speaker. We got your phone tap coming up right

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Speaker 7: after this, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Time

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Speaker 7: for another bot tap nice as we continue a week

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Speaker 7: long string of pranks featuring AI chatbots gone rogue, and

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Speaker 7: today I call a mechanic to ask him about the

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Speaker 7: car I have in his shop and somehow end up

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Speaker 7: in an argument with my overbearing AI girlfriendsay always butting

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Speaker 7: in at the worst time. How will the mechanic react?

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Speaker 7: Let's find out in your phone tap right.

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Speaker 5: Now brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 10: Auto Body.

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Speaker 15: This is Evan.

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Speaker 14: How can I help you?

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Speaker 15: Hi?

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Speaker 7: I was in there last week and I think you

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Speaker 7: and I actually spoke about my car. Uh he was

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Speaker 7: al albino.

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Speaker 15: Okay, apologies, but like we talked to dozens and dozens

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Speaker 15: of people every day.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, so.

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Speaker 15: Can you give me a reference of like?

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Speaker 7: Sure? So when we spoke, I needed some bodywork done

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Speaker 7: on my twenty fifteen Hyundai.

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Speaker 15: Lantra, specifically, what was wrong with it?

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Speaker 7: Do you have you don't remember?

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Speaker 15: I mean, like I said, sir, we talked to dozens

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Speaker 15: and dozens of people every day.

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Speaker 7: I told you that I sneezed while pulling into a

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Speaker 7: parking spot and it accidentally took out a mailbox. There's

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Speaker 7: a lady standing behind it. Uh no, she was holding

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Speaker 7: like a confetti cannon, which was like a weird ending

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Speaker 7: to the whole incident. Yeah, I would have remembered that, right. Well,

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Speaker 7: I don't think.

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Speaker 16: I talked to you, honey, who are you speaking with?

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Speaker 13: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Hey, I hate Cyborg? Sweetie? Did you need something?

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Speaker 16: Why won't you answer my question?

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Speaker 7: Hello, I'm sorry, Hold on a second. Hey, No, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 7: babe bot, I'm just speaking with the person at the

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Speaker 7: auto body repair shop right now.

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Speaker 16: Are you sure? Because my suspicion software notice that you

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Speaker 16: liked one of your ex's pictures on Instagram recently.

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Speaker 15: Hey, hey, sorry to interrupt, but like you gotta cut

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Speaker 15: to the chase.

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Speaker 4: May listen.

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Speaker 7: I only looked at that because she just got married,

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Speaker 7: by the way, So I just wanted to say, bro

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Speaker 7: al whoever?

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Speaker 14: Like what?

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Speaker 13: This sounds like?

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Speaker 15: It's a bad time.

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Speaker 13: Why don't you call later?

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Speaker 7: I'm so sorry about that. I'm just having like a

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Speaker 7: little mini disagreement with my AI girlfriend. So you're what, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: my AI girlfriend, are you like judging me for that

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Speaker 7: or something?

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Speaker 13: No?

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Speaker 7: I do whatever? Whatever?

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Speaker 8: I don't.

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Speaker 7: Is that like an issue that I have a robot girlfriend?

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Speaker 15: Like, no, I have an issue with you not telling

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Speaker 15: me what is wrong with the car or whatever your

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Speaker 7: Well, fine, just because I couldn't get a real one

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Speaker 7: doesn't mean you have to like take that tone with me. Bro.

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Speaker 7: Just let's get what am I now?

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Speaker 16: A crappy metal consolation prize?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 16: You don't treat me right?

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Speaker 7: Of course you're not a consolation, you're my binary babe. Hey, hey, man,

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Speaker 7: I really got to get back to work.

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Speaker 13: Why don't you just bring your card down?

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Speaker 16: I bet you want me to talk more like Siri,

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Speaker 16: don't you? She sounds like the girl bought next door.

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Speaker 7: Okay, honey, this is neither the time nor the place

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Speaker 7: to have this kind of conversation. All right, I'm on

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Speaker 7: the phone.

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Speaker 16: I'm leaving.

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Speaker 8: No, don't leave.

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Speaker 7: She left. I'm so sorry about that, dude.

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Speaker 10: That was weird.

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Speaker 8: I know.

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Speaker 7: I thought when I bought her it'd be different than

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Speaker 7: the real ones, but she's not. For example, just this

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Speaker 7: morning she got all over me because I forgot to

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Speaker 7: plug her in, so she missed her three am software update.

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Speaker 15: I don't need to know.

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Speaker 7: I get up and suddenly she's accusing me of letting

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Speaker 13: I can't believe it?

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Speaker 7: Right? I mean, she's the lucky one. She was not

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Speaker 7: even grateful at all.

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Speaker 16: You made me so angry. I just burst a circuit

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Speaker 16: breaker in my armpit.

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Speaker 7: Hey, snuggle bot, please listen. I come on, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 7: Can we like make up tonight and like we watch

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Speaker 7: like Netflix? I can order in some Chinese.

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Speaker 16: You always eat my food.

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Speaker 15: Okay, well the robot doesn't eat food?

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Speaker 7: Man, What exactly what I have to deal with? Because,

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Speaker 7: like sweetie, like you physically can't eat.

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Speaker 16: I don't want Chinese or Netflix.

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Speaker 7: I hear you. Yes, whatever you want.

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Speaker 16: That's not what you said last night. You told me

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Speaker 16: to say your name over and over and call you

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Speaker 16: my hard drive daddy.

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Speaker 7: All right, what's just between you and me?

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Speaker 17: I'm sorry this is inappropriate.

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Speaker 15: I feel like I'm listening to stuff I shouldn't be.

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Speaker 16: I want you to tell the auto repair guy that

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Speaker 16: this is a prank phone call and we were trying

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Speaker 16: to make him uncomfortable on purpose.

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Speaker 7: What I really think that's a good idea?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 16: Okay? I think he's getting it?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I think he might be getting it that I

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Speaker 7: don't really have an AI girlfriend. This is actually a

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00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,280
Speaker 7: prank phone call, and you're on a radio show called

453
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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Man, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 10: Oh okay, okay, thank god, Oh my god, that was

455
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Speaker 10: a little weird.

456
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Speaker 15: Right, and did weird doesn't even begin to describe I know.

457
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Speaker 7: And to make it better, it's actually your brother Norman's

458
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Speaker 7: idea because he sets you up for best, right, that

459
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:38,680
Speaker 7: was clever. He wanted to celebrate your birthday because he

460
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 7: said it's coming up in a few days, so he

461
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Speaker 7: told us to have some fun with you.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, you know.

463
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Speaker 7: Good job, Good job, dude. Actually, I'm sorry. I think

464
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Speaker 7: my girlfriend wants to talk to you. What'd you want

465
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Speaker 7: to say, dabe?

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Speaker 16: What made you so uncomfortable is the fact that he

467
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,920
Speaker 16: always wants to be romantic and I have to fake

468
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Speaker 16: having a microprocessor migrain.

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Speaker 7: That's an overshare.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

471
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Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 7: You've heard the phrase pulling a bait and switch, where

473
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Speaker 7: you're expecting one thing to happen and then suddenly, whoop,

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Speaker 7: something completely different.

475
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Speaker 16: Yes.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, we just pulled maybe the biggest bait and

477
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Speaker 7: switch move we've ever done. And I could tell you

478
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Speaker 7: one person in this room was very happy about it.

479
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Speaker 7: The other was absolutely not. And you're gonna hear that

480
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Speaker 7: coming up in another brand new segment right after this.

481
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Speaker 7: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And if you're

482
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Speaker 7: a listener to this show, you may remember a segment

483
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Speaker 7: that we did. We've only done it a couple times

484
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Speaker 7: called Brooke Breaks You Up, where a guy or gal

485
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Speaker 7: will come on the show saying they want to dump

486
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Speaker 7: their significant other and they just need a little bit

487
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Speaker 7: of help. And the last time that we did this,

488
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Speaker 7: Brooke broke up with a single working mother of three

489
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Speaker 7: and the guy wasn't even sure that he wanted to

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Speaker 7: do it. Brooke just took the reins and said I'll

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Speaker 7: do it, and she enjoyed it.

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Speaker 4: And I think the quote was your garbage.

493
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Speaker 7: Look how big Brook is smiling thinking about the last

494
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Speaker 7: time she broke up the happy couples.

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Speaker 3: This segment is so emotionally.

496
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Speaker 2: Taxing on me.

497
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Speaker 7: Okay, wait to make somebody else's breakup about you, bro

498
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Speaker 7: good job.

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Speaker 6: You're about to spring a breakup on somebody and you're

500
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Speaker 6: worried about yourself already.

501
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Speaker 7: Yes, so is that what's happening today? Fortunately, no, kill

502
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Speaker 7: the music, as she killed the music, We're not doing that.

503
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Speaker 7: What are we doing instead of Brooke breaks you up?

504
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Speaker 7: We're doing an even cringier segment called Alexis Asks you out.

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Speaker 3: Yes, guy out.

506
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Speaker 7: Alexis, as you can hear, knew absolutely nothing about this beforehand.

507
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Speaker 7: She has not been prepped. Yeah, not that that would

508
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Speaker 7: have helped it all. But her job today is to

509
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Speaker 7: help one of our listeners score a first date with

510
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Speaker 7: a special someone. And who are we helping out today?

511
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Speaker 7: A guy named Connor who wants to ask out his crush.

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Speaker 12: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I thought I was gonna get help a girl. I

514
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Speaker 3: have to help a guy.

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Speaker 2: Do you think that's going to be easier?

516
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Speaker 1: Yeah? You just can guide him to say what you

517
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Speaker 1: would want to hear.

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Speaker 7: No, Alexis, you're going to be doing the asking on

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Speaker 7: his behalf. So it's a girl. It's a girl chat.

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Speaker 7: That's called Alexis asks you out on the one. Okay,

521
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Speaker 7: we're gonna edit that one out.

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Speaker 2: Connor, you can't do it yourself, gone.

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Speaker 7: You don't know the situation. Let's let's hear him out, Connor,

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Speaker 7: Welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 13: Hey, how's the going guy?

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Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to be open here.

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Speaker 3: What's up Connor?

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Speaker 7: Normally we start this off with a little fact finding

529
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Speaker 7: mission asking Connor questions about this girl that he likes.

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Speaker 7: But not today. Remember this is Alexis asked you out.

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Speaker 7: So Alexis, you have the floor. Whatever you want to

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Speaker 7: talk about with Connor, go ahead and make it quick

533
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Speaker 7: because we do have to make the call in a

534
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Speaker 7: minute and a half.

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Speaker 3: Really should have prepped me we were doing the call

536
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Speaker 3: now and a half. Tell me about her. What's her name?

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Speaker 3: Where'd you meet or why does it she like you?

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Speaker 7: Okay, start with the name maybe?

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Speaker 13: Okay.

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Speaker 14: So I met Jenna three weeks ago at a party

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Speaker 14: and we made out.

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Speaker 13: We had a great time. It was like a very good,

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Speaker 13: strong connection.

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Speaker 14: Now I haven't heard from her in a few weeks now,

545
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Speaker 14: and the vibe I'm getting from her friends is that

546
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Speaker 14: maybe she regrets it or like kind of like I

547
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Speaker 14: might not be her type, but I'm not really sure.

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Speaker 2: He's not going to let that deter him, Alexis.

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Speaker 7: Don't, nor should you.

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Speaker 14: Well, this is why I need you guys to help

551
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Speaker 14: and I wanted you my shot about going on another date.

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Speaker 7: In the first date, it sounds like, yeah, yeah, you

553
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Speaker 7: just had to make out one time at a party.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I guess the first date exactly a proper first day.

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Speaker 13: But you know when I wrote in, I thought Brook.

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Speaker 14: Would be helping me, but your producing said Alexis would

557
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Speaker 14: be perfect.

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Speaker 7: That's a good call. Good call.

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Speaker 3: Can I ask how much you drank at the party?

560
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Speaker 3: Do you both like? Do you think she remembers you?

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Speaker 7: Relevant question?

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Speaker 14: I mean we were you know, we were a buzz in,

563
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Speaker 14: but we weren't like I wouldn't say anyone was blackout.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's good.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so it's still tell what's the next question Alexis?

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Speaker 3: Okay. Brook always likes to make this not show and

567
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Speaker 3: ask what did you like about her? And besides her.

568
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Speaker 2: Leone, you always ask that why he isn't just doing this?

569
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 2: Like what was scared? What is he scared about?

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Speaker 13: Aside from being really hot?

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Speaker 14: Nurl Like, she had a very bold personality and was

572
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Speaker 14: very confident and I liked that she was just very Yeah,

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Speaker 14: she came up to me.

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Speaker 13: Actually that's how we started. We started talking.

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Speaker 5: And now then what she said, why are you doing

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Speaker 5: this yourself.

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Speaker 14: I'm a little nervous because of what some of her

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Speaker 14: friends have said, Like, you know, she does this and

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Speaker 14: then she regrets it the next day.

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Speaker 2: Why would you regret making out at a party? What

581
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Speaker 2: a waste of energy?

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Speaker 7: Just enjoy it, Alexis, You've never made out with a

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Speaker 7: guy that you didn't genuinely have feelings for?

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Speaker 13: Right?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: I will say that her friend's been very very responsive,

587
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Speaker 14: you know, and I'm like, are you is she interested

588
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 14: in She's trying to curb on her best friend.

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Speaker 13: I don't know, It's it's a little weird.

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Speaker 3: Do you think not one, but two of them are

591
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 3: into you?

592
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 16: Then?

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00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:23,479
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's all right, Alexis.

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Speaker 7: Do you feel like you've enough information to ask this

595
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 7: girl out on Connor's behalf? Yeah?

596
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 3: Do we know what type of date?

597
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 4: Though?

598
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 14: Like?

599
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:34,199
Speaker 5: Can I promise her something big?

600
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 7: How much money do you have?

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00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 13: You don't want to bribe her into going.

602
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 7: Now, Alexis is gonna have to figure out another.

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00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 14: Let's do let's do drinks and dinner or maybe you

604
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 14: drinks and then if if it's a vibe, like we

605
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 14: could go to dinner after.

606
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 2: Any other Bennies Like why would someone want to date him?

607
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 3: Why would someone want to date your sposed.

608
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 7: To saye question?

609
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 14: I mean the cool I like to hang and like, yeah,

610
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,880
Speaker 14: I got this really cool DVD collect Sharon.

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00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 13: I think she'd be in Hello.

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00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 7: Oh, let's lead with that.

613
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 3: I'm so much to work with.

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00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 7: Okay, every video. Yeah, I don't think we could take

615
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 7: any more information from Connor, because, for the first time

616
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 7: ever in the history of this show, Alexis asks you out,

617
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 7: it's going to attempt to swindle Jenna into going out

618
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Speaker 7: with the guys. She says it's not her type and

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Speaker 7: maybe even gave her the serious ick. I might have

620
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Speaker 7: just added that on my own. You get the picture.

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Speaker 7: It's a serious undertaking, and Alexis is gonna make that

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Speaker 7: call with Alexis asks you out this.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait.

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Speaker 7: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, the radio show

625
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,479
Speaker 7: that's doing segments nobody else in the world is willing

626
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 7: to try. Jeff this one's called. Alexis asks you out

627
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 7: where resident gen Z blonde ish question mark. I've boldly

628
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 7: raised her hand and said, I volunteer to help our listeners. Yes,

629
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 7: this is all her ideas.

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Speaker 1: He just came charging into the producer's studio and said

631
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Speaker 1: that to him.

632
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 7: Huh so brave of you. And in this particular case,

633
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 7: it's a guy named Connor who made out with some

634
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Speaker 7: girl named Jenna at a party about three weeks ago. Afterwards,

635
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Speaker 7: she apparently went and told her friends she kind of

636
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 7: regrets it and Connor's not really her type, but like

637
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 7: most men, he is still interesting.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what if the friends are lying Alexis because

639
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: they want him.

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Speaker 3: Everybody wants.

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Speaker 7: Alexis is about to speak to this young woman one

642
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 7: on one, girl on girl and see if she can

643
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Speaker 7: convince her to give Connor a chance.

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Speaker 6: And that's what's gonna say this, because Alexis can talk

645
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 6: to a girl and relate and be like nah.

646
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and don't forget about his DVD collection.

647
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 7: She yes has a big selling point. No, we're asking

648
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 7: here is one date. We're not asking for love, for marriage.

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Speaker 4: Her girlfriend's status or.

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Speaker 7: Anything, although that will come eventually. Alexis has for that too,

651
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 7: but the rest of the room is not going to

652
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Speaker 7: join in on the call till the deal is either

653
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Speaker 7: officially done or ditch.

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Speaker 3: I'm all alone.

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Speaker 7: Okay, We're about to do it. Connor, do you have

656
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Speaker 7: any final words of encouragement for Alexis before we make

657
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Speaker 7: the call.

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Speaker 14: I mean, trust your gut, you got this, and just yeah,

659
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Speaker 14: I'll be very happy if you can make it happen.

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Speaker 3: That's not saying good things, but.

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Speaker 7: We'll go with that then. And just as a reminder, Connor,

662
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Speaker 7: you don't say anything. Don't jump in until we call

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Speaker 7: you in to ask us to join the call. Okay,

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Speaker 7: got it, all right, here we go. I'm gonna dial

665
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Speaker 7: Jenna's number right now. Let's do it.

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Speaker 9: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hi, is this Jenna?

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Speaker 16: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Hi, I We're gonna really mean radio show that made

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Speaker 5: me call you.

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Speaker 3: It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. You probably

672
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 3: haven't heard of it.

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Speaker 7: Did you say your name?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 14: Oh?

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00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 3: I'm Alexis. Sorry, my name is Alexis. We're gonna radio show.

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Speaker 5: But I'm calling about a guy named Connor who you

678
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 5: made out with three weeks ago to party.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember him?

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Speaker 9: What is going on?

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00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Well Connor? Sorry, I hate this.

683
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 7: You're doing so good.

684
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 3: She's starting to sweat.

685
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 7: I love this, Alexis.

686
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 5: Connor called us because he's still thinking about you in

687
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 5: that makeout. But you heard from your friends that like,

688
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 5: maybe you're not that into him, or he's not your type,

689
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 5: but I was just calling to see if that's true.

690
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 3: Oh did you like him? We're gonna bring it up.

691
00:31:56,440 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 9: Immediately, ask Wow, he is not my type?

692
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 3: Can I ask you?

693
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 16: Why? Uh?

694
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 13: Where do I start?

695
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 11: Oh?

696
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 9: No, well, he's five eighth and I just don't look

697
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 9: like date guys that are under five eleven.

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00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I get you. I'm like that, and a

699
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 5: lot of my friends are like that. But short guys

700
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 5: work harder there. It is because not as many girls

701
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 5: are into them.

702
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 7: No, don't have that.

703
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 3: They have to put in more work. That's good for you.

704
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 9: So I should be into him because all girls aren't.

705
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 5: Not as many, so he'll try harder than like a

706
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 5: cocky six foot guy.

707
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 9: Oh huh.

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00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 3: Okay.

709
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 5: If there are other reasons as at it, because I

710
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 5: feel like we covered that one, well.

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00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 9: I'm glad that is funny to you.

712
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 3: No it's not. I actually I really don't enjoy myself

713
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 3: right now. No, not because of you, because my coworkers.

714
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Okay, let's go back.

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00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 2: Connor.

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00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 3: Other things you don't like about.

717
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 4: Him are.

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00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 9: Well, he wore so much cologne that it set off

719
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 9: the smoke alarm.

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00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 3: Oh my God, we actually like, actually said it off.

721
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 9: I mean, may as well have Yeah, it was that loud.

722
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 5: Oh I actually hate that, but it is better than boh,

723
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 5: smells worse.

724
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 9: I think I had that too.

725
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 3: Okay, Well we could change that.

726
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,240
Speaker 5: We could buy him deodorant and when he borrows hoodies,

727
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 5: they're gonna smell really good.

728
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 9: Honey, would you go out with a guy that was

729
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 9: wearing a sleeveless shirt that said I flex and the

730
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 9: sleeves fell off?

731
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 4: Fay?

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00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 3: He was wearing to the party in public, to.

733
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Speaker 9: The party, Yes, yes, Oh it's funny.

734
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Speaker 3: It's funny, Hurt, it was not funny. But did he

735
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 3: have good muscles?

736
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 7: He's now?

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00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,760
Speaker 5: Okay, Well I think those are all very fixable things.

738
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 5: And she has a DVD collection.

739
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 3: Did you know that?

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00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 9: I do know about the dvd collection. Yeah. He could

741
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 9: talk of almost nothing else, and oh and how many

742
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 9: push ups he could do, but I didn't believe that.

743
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 5: Okay, so we're running out of time, So let's just

744
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 5: say that he was drinking and that's why he did

745
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 5: all those things, and when he's sober, he's not like

746
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:37,319
Speaker 5: that at all.

747
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 3: Which you go out on one date with him?

748
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 9: I mean, you have given me no compelling reasons to

749
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 9: reconsider my position.

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00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 3: What if he's rich, Oh.

751
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 9: No, honey, he's not rich. He was drinking rolling rock.

752
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 9: There is no drinking rock.

753
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 5: Okay, how about just one day? If you don't like him,

754
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 5: you can ghost him, block him, all block him as

755
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:01,399
Speaker 5: a show.

756
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 3: We can all block him if you don't like him.

757
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 9: I mean I think I did already.

758
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 5: Oh okay, Well do I still have to think of

759
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:11,800
Speaker 5: good things to say?

760
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 7: It's nice? We said we won't jump ontil we get

761
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 7: a definitive yes or no.

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00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 5: Okay, So can I just get a clarification? Yes, you

763
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 5: would like to go on just one date? It could

764
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 5: be thirty minutes. I don't really care. Just say just

765
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 5: one date with Connor.

766
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Speaker 9: I mean he would have to change like a lot.

767
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,280
Speaker 9: I don't think it's possible.

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00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:31,959
Speaker 3: What if you wear full T shirt?

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Speaker 9: I mean, okay, look, I will do fifteen minutes with

770
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 9: no rolling Rock and no graphic T shirt with the

771
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,280
Speaker 9: sleeves cut off and no push ups and no DVDs

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00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 9: and no cologne. Right, no cologne. Fifteen minutes?

773
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 3: Perfect?

774
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 14: Yes?

775
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 7: Did you hear that Connor.

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00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:55,280
Speaker 13: Works?

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00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Connor, are you there?

778
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 13: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. Wow, she sounded like

779
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:02,879
Speaker 13: a pizza work.

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00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 7: Actually you were drinking rolling, but she said yes, she

781
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 7: said yes to a date with you for fifteen minutes.

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00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 14: I know, which I'm definitely bring myself, so hopefull, I'm

783
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 14: gonna say positive here.

784
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 2: Wait, you didn't like what you heard.

785
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 13: She's a little different than what I remember. I guess, oh.

786
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 7: That hazy memory.

787
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 14: Yeah, when we were making out, you know, we weren't talking,

788
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 14: so I didn't have to even hear her.

789
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 7: Oh and you like that better?

790
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 4: He thought the DVD collection.

791
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 2: I think someone's hurt on the phone.

792
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 14: I mean she heard about the DVD collection and then

793
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 14: still made out with me.

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00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 4: So I wrote, you got a date? So I would

795
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 4: just say thank you and.

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00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 13: Yeah, like we're gonna go for it. Let's see what happened.

797
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 9: Oh oh wow, No, No, I didn't know he was listening. No,

798
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 9: I'm not doing this.

799
00:36:53,680 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 7: I'm sorry I did all that leisk you out backfire.

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00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 3: Listen or being stupid like Connor.

801
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 7: You were the one that we were just rising them up.

802
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 2: Darn kind of got a back Alexis on that one.

803
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 2: Connor didn't do any favors when you got on the phone.

804
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: But did you hear what was being said about I understood,

805
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 1: but if he really wanted the date, like I wouldn't

806
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,479
Speaker 1: have said yes either.

807
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 4: Shocking.

808
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: I mean if I was Connor after hearing that, Okay,

809
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: well I'm never.

810
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:23,919
Speaker 3: Doing this again.

811
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 7: Connor, I'm sorry, man, it was a yes, then it

812
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 7: was a no. But at least at the end of

813
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 7: the day we get to blame Brook for this. Why

814
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 7: because you never spoke up and we specifically asked you

815
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 7: look at you for help. Where were you again too?

816
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 7: If you want Alexis to shoot your shot on your behalf,

817
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 7: it's Brooke and jeff in the morning, Brook and Jeffrey

818
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 7: in the morning. Alexis, this is the first time, other

819
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 7: than a phone tap, where you were actually featured in

820
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 7: it and asked to do something on this show. How

821
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 7: does it feel? Was it as uncomfortable as it looked

822
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 7: and sounded more?

823
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 3: Probably?

824
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 7: But like looking back on it, at least you feel

825
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 7: like you did our listener, Connor a solid right. You

826
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 7: could say in your heart you gave one hundred percent

827
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 7: effort to help him.

828
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 3: Not really, but I got through it.

829
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Speaker 1: You got through so sorry, Connor, are you trying to

830
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: maybe play matchmaker for him?

831
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 2: With another listener like you're getting on the textboard.

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00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 3: Maybe not him. Oh I'm sorry, nothing that gets him.

833
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 3: Did you hear what she said?

834
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 7: Okay? I mean Connor is the listener that helps pays

835
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 7: the bills for this show.

836
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 3: I thought his T.

837
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 2: Shirt was kind of funny.

838
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.

839
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 7: I will say our editor will probably have to slow

840
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 7: down your rate of speed of conversation by like fifty

841
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 7: percent so all the listeners can understand you.

842
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 2: Girls will hear it just fine.

843
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 7: And like you said, you did it.

844
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,839
Speaker 2: Yeah good.

845
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:06,280
Speaker 7: Alexis asks you out, was a success ish tour listener?

847
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 2: Should we do it again?

848
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 7: That's the question text in to seven, eight, five nine too.

849
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 7: If you want to hear more, Alexis talking at light speed.

850
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 7: But you can find all of our content. Alexis asks

851
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 7: you out, Brooke breaks you up, second dates, phone tabs,

852
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 7: everything is available wherever you get your podcast. Just go

853
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 7: search Brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, a reporter in

854
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 7: la is going viral this morning for what was behind

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00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 7: her in the live shot. And it didn't matter if

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00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 7: the cameraman was waving or pointing directly at it. She

857
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 7: did not know what was there. And maybe it will

858
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 7: not end well. Oh, plus the good news story you

859
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 7: never knew you needed. A ninety two year old man

860
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 7: sets a new world record, and if I gave you

861
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 7: a million guesses, you would still never come up with

862
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 7: what he achieved. You're gonna find out coming up in

863
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 7: a brand new TikTok click shot doing right now. March

864
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 7: Madness just got started and already my brackets busted. There's

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Speaker 7: no way I know how in the world did that

866
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 7: happen when I had Duke in the championship versus the

867
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Speaker 7: University of Cinderella's always ruining it. Yeah, that talk click

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Speaker 7: Shock where we discussed the biggest TikTok videos from the

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Speaker 7: past week. Let's get right to it with your first

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Speaker 7: TikTok click shock, which comes out of Los Angeles, where

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Speaker 7: a reporter named Aaron Myers was doing a live update

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Speaker 7: this weekend on a neighborhood in Monrovia for KTLA News.

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00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 7: The story was about a bear attack that happened in

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Speaker 7: this residential area, and what Aaron didn't know is right

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00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 7: when she started her live shot, the bear appeared in

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Speaker 7: the background behind her and she had no idea about

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Speaker 7: Here's here's the clip.

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00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 2: Good morning, I'm Aaron Myers in Monrovia.

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00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 12: A bear attacked a woman walking her dog in this neighborhood,

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00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 12: and now they're trying to determine if it is the

881
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 12: same bear that lives underneath the house here behind me.

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00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 7: All those details coming up.

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00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 1: And yes, we all see that bear out to the

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00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: right side.

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00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 3: We'll get back it with Aaron in just a moment.

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00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 3: We all know California. Now, okay, let's go back to

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00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 3: Aaron Myers.

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00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 12: You can see the bear actually walking into the trap

889
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 12: or nope, it was going to but now it's walking out.

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Speaker 12: We're gonna step back a little bit. We may get

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00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 12: back in the car depending on what it does. But

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00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 12: right now you can see it here. They don't know

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00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 12: if this was the bear that attacked the person walking.

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00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, dude, the bear is now biting my throat.

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00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 7: Teeth are exceptionally strong.

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00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 4: I'll come back to you.

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00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 3: Perfect example of remain call.

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Speaker 1: I used to work for a news station in Montana

899
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: and I drove the live truck and they would always

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00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,240
Speaker 1: get grizzly bear sightings and they would be like, hey, Brooks,

901
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 1: why don't you go take the live truck out and

902
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: get a shot of that bear.

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00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, so.

904
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: I would drive for hours around neighborhoods looking for a

905
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: bear back pocket.

906
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 3: Yes, and none of it never showed up for me.

907
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 7: Even the Bears. No, not to mess with Brooke Fox

908
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 7: and her family even Yeah. The video that got one

909
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 7: point two million views with hundreds of comments. One was

910
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 7: we're now going back live to Aaron who has an

911
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 7: exclusive interview with the Bears. Another comment said, bears move

912
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 7: a lot faster than you'd think. That's true, true story.

913
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 4: I think you go zero to sixty and real quick.

914
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 7: And finally, one person said, don't worry about Aaron. She

915
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 7: just has to outrun the camera.

916
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 13: Man.

917
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 2: That's a good point, and he's got a lot of gear.

918
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 7: So that was a TikTok click shock. Here next TikTok

919
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 7: click shot is all about cheetos.

920
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 2: Are what's that?

921
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:46,280
Speaker 7: Have you guys heard about this? Yeah, it's a flaming

922
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 7: hot cheeto that was shaped like the Pokemon Charizar the dragon.

923
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 3: Is this like a mash up?

924
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 6: The like accidental cheetos that just got printed or whatever?

925
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 4: Somebody looks like a freaking.

926
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,399
Speaker 7: Pokemon's people say, like, it looks like Jesus face.

927
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 2: I see I thought it was a Pokemon character that

928
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 2: was named after.

929
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 7: A hot Cheeto that looks like Charizarden. I was skeptical

930
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,240
Speaker 7: at the idea of that until I actually saw the picture.

931
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 7: We'll have it up on our Insta stories at Brook

932
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 7: and Jeffrey it is, but you'll see the Cheeto is

933
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 7: three inches long with wings sticking out on top, and

934
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 7: it's encased in this transparent box. But it made the

935
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 7: news recently.

936
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 3: Tale that's amazing.

937
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: Can you imagine pulling that one out of the Cheeto

938
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,720
Speaker 1: bag and being so excited.

939
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 13: And then.

940
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 7: Them and the owner ended up going to Golden Auctions saying,

941
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 7: you know what, why don't we just see how much

942
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 7: money this could possibly get? And they actually accepted it

943
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 7: and did a promotional video for the auction. Let's listen

944
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 7: to that.

945
00:43:55,080 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 17: The One and Only Cheetos is a three inch long,

946
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 17: flaming hot Cheeto in the shape of a Pokemon chars Ar,

947
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 17: better known as the Cheetos Are. This cheeto was initially

948
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 17: discovered sometime between the years of twenty eighteen and twenty

949
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 17: twenty two.

950
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 7: It's birth Oh that's all.

951
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 4: He's a crying gud.

952
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 2: It doesn't look that old.

953
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 7: That is a large kept it in mint condition, and

954
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,720
Speaker 7: in the end, the charizard Cheeto made the Official Book

955
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 7: of Guinness World Records Wow, selling for a final price

956
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 7: of eighty seven thousand, eight hundred and forty dollars, making

957
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 7: it the highest price ever fetched for a video game

958
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 7: likeness corn snack.

959
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 3: Oh is there other competition in that?

960
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 7: Apparently? Oh man, it's number one in that.

961
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 2: Category thousand dollars.

962
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 7: The auction company believes the reason why it went for

963
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 7: so much money is because it's a unique item that

964
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:59,280
Speaker 7: breaches two fandoms Pokemon and Cheetahs.

965
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: I thought it was just rich guy was on drugs

966
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:02,800
Speaker 1: and happened to be on the website.

967
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 7: Could be true of both woes. Yes, you know who's

968
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 7: the most happy is the previous owner, Paul Bartlett, who

969
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 7: bought it off eBay for three hundred and fifty bucks

970
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,760
Speaker 7: and flipped it two years later for eighty seven grave.

971
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 14: Oh damn.

972
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 7: That is a good news Story's TikTok clickshock. Let's go

973
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 7: to your final.

974
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 3: TikTok click shock, your.

975
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 7: Real good news story of the day, the one Brook

976
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:33,359
Speaker 7: is always clamoring for. Here it's another world record. An

977
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 7: Indiana man who just set a new high Mark digging

978
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 7: graves for the past seventy three years in a row.

979
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,760
Speaker 2: Wow, my god, how is his back?

980
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 7: Don't believe me? Just listen to a few of his

981
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 7: friends talk about how great he is, along with ninety

982
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 7: two year old Alan McCloskey himself talking about all the

983
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 7: people he's buried in town. I think he's out there

984
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,800
Speaker 7: to help everybody. That's what he's known for, just always

985
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 7: have been. It's the cloth he's cut from.

986
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 12: Just a special guy, very special guy people.

987
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 1: Went to school with, worked with.

988
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 7: What was your hardest one? My word, I figured you

989
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 7: should want made her to do it. Alan has figured

990
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 7: out what life is about. It's not the money that

991
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 7: makes him happy.

992
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 12: I truly believe Allan has figured out where enough is at.

993
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 7: He's found enough.

994
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, I'm really I am really glad to

995
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 1: see that he has a BACKO.

996
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and just down there with a shovel.

997
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 4: Wow.

998
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 7: I know this is the good news story that we

999
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 7: needed today. Alan found what makes him happy and it's

1000
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 7: putting other people in the ground. Hey, good for you.

1001
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 2: It's all about the cycle of life. Jeff's all end

1002
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 2: up there someday.

1003
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 7: If you're wondering how he got started. He was originally

1004
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 7: asked to cover previous grave digger shifts who were sick

1005
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 7: back in nineteen fifty two when he was just twelve

1006
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 7: years old. And he has never at this shovel down since.

1007
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 3: That is a dark child.

1008
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 7: He is addicted to it.

1009
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 6: I wonder if he has like a technique or if

1010
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 6: he like looks up YouTube videos of other.

1011
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 3: You know, are sure they're watching videos of him.

1012
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 7: He has perfected his craft and he will not rest

1013
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 7: till he's personally buried. Everybody that he knows love to

1014
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 7: end these segments on a high uplifting note. Those were

1015
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 7: your stories for.

1016
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 16: The day, broken Jeffrey in the morning.

1017
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 7: Well look who's back. A friend of the show, Amazon

1018
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 7: warehouse worker Alissa, who is one and four against Brook

1019
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,360
Speaker 7: all time, and she loves her job. You know why

1020
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 7: because she's a night owl and gets to work the

1021
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:54,959
Speaker 7: graveyard shift. So she could even be asleep right now

1022
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 7: because we've had her on hold for quite a while. Alyssa,

1023
00:47:58,640 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 7: waken before you go go?

1024
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 4: Are you there?

1025
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 14: Yes?

1026
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,359
Speaker 1: Yes, you are, Okay, She's like, God, you guys are

1027
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 1: so annoying.

1028
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 2: At the end of my ship, how is your shift?

1029
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 1: How to go?

1030
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,839
Speaker 14: I literally just got off Bourd and just clarked off.

1031
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 13: I'm still at the warehouse.

1032
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 7: I'm curious, what are the hours that you sleep during

1033
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:14,959
Speaker 7: the day.

1034
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 13: I'm trying to go to sleep by six o'clock and

1035
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 13: then I wake up at eleven six pm to eleven.

1036
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 2: Po You're only sleeping five hours?

1037
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 16: Yeah, oh my gosh.

1038
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 7: Well, we're not going to exhaust you anymore with small talk.

1039
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 7: Let's get right to the game. You got thirty seconds

1040
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 7: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1041
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 7: know when, you could say pass. But you have to

1042
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 7: beat Brook outright if you want to win. Are you ready? Yes?

1043
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 7: You got this. Your time starts now on this day.

1044
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 7: In twenty thirteen, the Curiosity Rover discovered water bearing minimals

1045
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 7: on the surface of what planet?

1046
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 13: Oh Mars?

1047
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 7: What color are the standard mile markers on freeways in

1048
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 7: the United States?

1049
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 13: White?

1050
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 7: What? Famous mountain range stretches over seven countries in South America.

1051
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:05,399
Speaker 7: Kenny g is most known for playing what instrument in

1052
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 7: the TV show Family Guy. What's the name of the

1053
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:08,720
Speaker 7: Talking dog?

1054
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 4: Pass?

1055
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 12: Yeah?

1056
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 7: All right, good work there, Alyssa. Brook's gonna come back

1057
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 7: into the studio, so to pass the time here Alyssa.

1058
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 7: Brook really doesn't like us to talk about people's jobs.

1059
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 7: So I'm gonna attempt the first in game game, what

1060
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 7: Virtual Tic tac Toe. I'm gonna go in X in

1061
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 7: the top left corner your time, Alyssa bottom laft. Okay,

1062
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 7: good shot. I'm gonna go right in the middle with

1063
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 7: another X.

1064
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 4: I'm playing. I'm keeping track.

1065
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 7: Bottom right, and we're running out of time. You know what,

1066
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,399
Speaker 7: We'll continue this game the next time that you come

1067
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 7: on the show to play.

1068
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,359
Speaker 2: She would have had you that nobody was gonna win.

1069
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 7: That was fun, right, That was like radio goal. Did

1070
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 7: you have a good time with it, Alyssa, Yes, Yes,

1071
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 7: very fun.

1072
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 4: Tomorrow will play bingo in between.

1073
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 7: James within games only on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1074
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 7: Now it is Brooks turn Brook. Are you ready?

1075
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 2: Yes?

1076
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 7: Your time starts now on this day. In twenty thirteen,

1077
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 7: the Curiosity Rover discovered water bearing minerals on the surface

1078
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 7: of what Plan Mars? What color are the standard mile

1079
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 7: markers on freeways in the United States? What famous mountain

1080
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 7: range stretches over seven countries in South America?

1081
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 2: Oh the Andies.

1082
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 7: Kenny g is most known for playing what instrument saxophone

1083
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 7: in the TV show Family Guy. What's the name of

1084
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 7: the talking dog?

1085
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 2: Oh pass?

1086
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 7: What eighties action movie gave us a line? I have

1087
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 7: the need the need for speeded, I have the need.

1088
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:48,720
Speaker 3: The need for speed is top gun.

1089
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 7: Okay, that's it. Answers are in. It's time to head

1090
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:53,839
Speaker 7: on over to the scoreboard to see how you both

1091
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 7: did with Jose. I'm not a smart man, but I

1092
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 7: know what love is.

1093
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 6: You got to correct today, and I love you.

1094
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 7: Yes, Wow, got five.

1095
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 12: Down.

1096
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 7: It's just because Alyssa was at the end of her workday. Yes,

1097
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 7: shaving up all night.

1098
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want you to lay down right now.

1099
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 7: It just but first we have to give you the

1100
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 7: answers to these questions. On this day. In twenty thirteen,

1101
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 7: the Curiosity Rover discovered water bearing minerals on the surface

1102
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 7: of Mars. The standard mile markers on freeways in the

1103
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 7: US are colored green, yes, green, and white brook. The

1104
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 7: famous mountain range that stretches seven countries in South America

1105
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:46,240
Speaker 7: is the Andes Mountains. Love their Mints A free Kenny

1106
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 7: g is most known for playing saxophone.

1107
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, she knew the alto saxophone.

1108
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 7: I know that's what soprano saxophone. I want to give

1109
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:02,479
Speaker 7: her bonus points didn't get bonus that the TV show

1110
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 7: Family Guy, the name of the talking dog is Brian.

1111
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:05,439
Speaker 2: That's right.

1112
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 13: Yeah, I wanted to say Phil.

1113
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 2: Phil would be a good name for it.

1114
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 7: It would work. And the eighties action movie that gave

1115
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 7: us a line I have the need the need for

1116
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 7: speed would be top gun.

1117
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:17,439
Speaker 14: Good.

1118
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 7: So I'm sorry, just wasn't enough today. But just for playing,

1119
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 7: we're gonna give you a pair of tickets to the

1120
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 7: Washington State Spring Fair. The fair runs tenth through the

1121
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 7: twelfth and April seventeenth through the nineteenth. For more information,

1122
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 7: go to the fair dot com.

1123
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 13: That's to take my mom for her birthday.

1124
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 4: Oh cute, you're a big old turkey leg.

1125
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,839
Speaker 1: All right, call it next time, okay, Alissa, when you've

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Speaker 1: had more than a little bit of sleep.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, definitely, okay.

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Speaker 4: I wish you could call in before her ship, but

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Speaker 4: that's really late.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when we're sleeping.

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Speaker 7: Hey, Listena, come back and play against soon. We're gonna

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Speaker 7: do wind Brooks Bucks same time tomorrow and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 7: the morning.