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Speaker 2: That he would wither away, I would have no Like

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Speaker 1: Is like, all right, my girlfriend just left me on

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Speaker 2: Now I will have to hunt this moose and survive

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Speaker 1: He's in his natural habitat, trying to find any hole

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Speaker 1: also imagining like uh, like, like the boyfriend is just

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Speaker 1: then instead of like like the killing curse, it's just

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Speaker 3: You think you wanted this, Now dive by the very

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Speaker 1: We still love you, though, So my ex cheated on me.

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Speaker 1: I am that sucks. That's not great. And I took

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Speaker 2: That sounds like like some like old Testament shit where

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Speaker 3: We climb the mount high Nie and I decreed you

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Speaker 3: are badis from this pussy forever.

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Speaker 1: I gave you one rule, you must not into another cave.

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Speaker 1: But you have done it. You have splunked. But this

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Speaker 1: is the last time sparking about oh man. Now, I've

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Speaker 1: up despite it being a crappy time in my life.

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Speaker 2: Yo, the best stories come from the crappiest times.

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Speaker 1: This is literally true. Hey, you make the greatest start

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Speaker 1: out of pain. Come on, now, that's how it goes.

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Speaker 2: Make that you know pain and the lemon pain nade Abe.

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Speaker 1: This just happened a few hours ago, so I still

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Speaker 1: So I female twenty have been dating this guy, male

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Speaker 1: it's been nice, even though we've had our differences. I

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Speaker 2: which is like, that's that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Comparely breathing. That's like I don't want to do There

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Speaker 1: been sort of lazy and out of shit. He's just

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Speaker 1: Just imagine, imagine like Harry Potter on my six hundred

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Speaker 1: But he's still easy on the eye, so it's never

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Speaker 1: It's so easy to see him. Oh, there you are.

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Speaker 1: I definitely didn't lose you.

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Speaker 2: I didn't see you hiding behind that very skinny pole.

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Speaker 3: Just kidding, I did your old beast.

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Speaker 2: The thing is, though, I mean, if he's stuck on

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Speaker 1: like a fit supermodel like Chad. Yeah whatever the Chad

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Speaker 1: song is, I forget what it is. Yeah, whatever that is?

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend thinks I'm fat. Oh I'm so sorry. Everyone

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Speaker 1: He's never done anything suspicious before. But I guess I've

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Speaker 2: Stamp Bro also sick of op to have friends that

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Speaker 1: Looking out for Yeah you see activity? Are you.

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Speaker 1: We've got boys. At this point, I realized I hadn't

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Speaker 1: his ex, ding ding ding. You on the Winner.

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Speaker 1: Game show the worst game show ever. That's that's our

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Speaker 2: It's like, damn, I feel like like if you if

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Speaker 2: It's I think when the No Win cheating show.

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Speaker 1: So my boyfriend would always stay out late, he would

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Speaker 2: I guess that's kind of fucked, like when you're ridiculously

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Speaker 2: But no, like like uh like like she she knows

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Speaker 2: just like hey, like can I play Spotify?

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Speaker 1: Literally literally just like here, go for it?

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Speaker 2: You know, yes, same here red flag if your partner

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Speaker 1: Red flag? I think that right?

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Speaker 2: Yes, huge, Maybe we just have like like our relationships

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, so much? But yes, red flag big time?

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Speaker 1: I think so. I think so, but Op says, this

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Speaker 1: was my first relationship, so you know you live learned. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: he got home way late, like three am, and I

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Speaker 2: I like where this is going.

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Speaker 1: I love revenge because a breakup over this type of

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Speaker 1: thing is not enough. We must serve justice. He must

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Speaker 3: So he may seek his game where his gain is

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Speaker 3: his to get withering, grasp it everywhere, withering with his

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Speaker 3: last gasperver saying please, so mercy, and I shall step

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Speaker 1: Oh goodness, why were you plundering her? Meet cake? Did

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Speaker 1: you enjoy the spoils that you have acquired?

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Speaker 3: I hope you enjoyed them you enjoyed feeling another woman's

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Speaker 1: Now. I demanded that he give me his phone when

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Speaker 1: Bye. He's not in the contract and has just been

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Speaker 1: That's what he looks like. He literally has like a

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Speaker 1: actually know what you're referencing. Yeah, yeah, clearly I would

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it could never be ope, but it was expected unexpected.

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Speaker 1: Keep him guessing. Uh now. He gave me his phone

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Speaker 1: and I didn't know where to start, but eventually founding

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Speaker 3: Yikes, lusting, you're getting arrested. You're getting put in pipe

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Speaker 3: frint and jail, your fat ass, fat cheating ass putting jail,

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Speaker 3: chasty belt. Anytime you try to get hard, it will

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Speaker 1: That's awful. You see the chastity belt. I know what

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Speaker 2: Literally, imagine it's like imagine a you put you stick

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Speaker 2: then they cast it out of like iron, right, and

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Speaker 1: Barely big enough.

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Speaker 2: It's just barely big enough to fit your soft penis

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Speaker 2: in there, all right, and then it's strapped around and

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Speaker 1: That is awful. Yeah. I thought it was just like

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if any of our listeners have

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, Okay, I'm gonna keep treating story. So we

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Speaker 3: Like nonstops barely damn chomping over barrels and like collapsing.

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Speaker 1: Burn baby. I'm writing this in the car right now,

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Speaker 1: He's like crying. The line's are like, look at all

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Speaker 1: was Opie the a hole? And I think someone's more debatable, Sam,

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Speaker 1: He's got all he can walk down the eight hours,

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Speaker 2: So I don't feel Eddie's the cher, Eddie's the dirty

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Speaker 1: I don't feel that bad for him. I say, leave,

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Speaker 1: What do you do?

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Speaker 2: Please let us know in the commons below. We love

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Speaker 2: But what about working hard on us? Okayop, this is okay.

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Speaker 1: Ope.

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Speaker 2: I'm same with daughter and I'm John and we tell

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Speaker 1: And John, did you ever like play video games growing up?

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Speaker 2: And if so, what was your favorite video game to play?

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Speaker 1: I definitely play video games. Loved me some Sonic the

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Speaker 2: Someone battled me. I lost all my crap and then

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Speaker 1: Oh my, why help you in our relationship when I

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Speaker 2: mindless clicking, so why should it bother me? It did,

436
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 2: because he'd be staring at the screen and ignoring me.

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00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 2: Every couple of minutes he needed to go back to

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00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 2: a different part of the map to complete another task.

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00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 2: When I spoke to him often, it was clear that

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00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 2: he was too lost in the game. He even insisted

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00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,439
Speaker 2: he didn't want to just cuddle because he could be

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00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 2: doing rune Escape and getting and leveling up instead.

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Speaker 1: I'm just imagining like he's got his arms around her,

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00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: and he's like just still clicking, just has his laptop

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00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:31,960
Speaker 1: just like clicking away.

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00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 2: He's like, I don't want to waste time. I need

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00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 2: to be Rune escaping. I voiced my hurt. He didn't listen.

448
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 2: We fought. When I got back, he realized his mistake.

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00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,360
Speaker 2: He missed me and wish he could have spent more

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00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 2: time with me. He apologized. I went back to visit

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00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 2: a month later for a weekend. He had been burnt

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Speaker 2: out of RuneScape and hadn't been playing anyways, so there's

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Speaker 2: no worry there. It was nice and we were able

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Speaker 2: to finally cuddle. The man didn't want to cuddle because

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Speaker 2: he was playing freaking runs gave last time. We were

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00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 2: supposed to see each other over the holidays, but due

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Speaker 2: to the pandemic worsening in our flight getting canceled, it

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00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 2: wasn't safe for me to go over. If things start

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00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 2: looking up, we're planning on seeing each other during his

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Speaker 2: March break and a week after that. We're both students,

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00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 2: though my program as a whole being not compatible with

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Speaker 2: online learning. I brought up the game again because he's

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Speaker 2: really gotten back into it. I'm talking like nine hours

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00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 2: a day of grinding, he said. He put the game

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Speaker 2: away while I was there, except for at school, so

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00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 2: we'd have something to do during breaks instead of just

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Speaker 2: sitting on his hands.

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00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: What do your school? Yeah? School like, just stop.

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00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 2: To other people. I come with him to campus and

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Speaker 2: while he's in class, I wait for him. He has

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00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 2: really long breaks, so I was hoping we could split

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00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 2: the time between him and the game, maybe playing like

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00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 2: a co op together or something, or watching a show together.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that's so sad, like, maybe we could just

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Speaker 1: play it together.

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00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 2: Maybe we could play in the game together. Instead of

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Speaker 2: you just clicking away and ignoring me, I come over

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00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 2: and fly to visit you.

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Speaker 1: Seriously, I don't.

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00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 2: Mind him doing ten minute farm runs and stuff, but

481
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 2: waiting on a campus I'm not familiar with for six hours.

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00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 2: I just want to be able to make the most

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00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 2: of all the time we have together. We both miss

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00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 2: each other a lot, and I just I just want

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00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 2: to make the most of the two weeks. And he

486
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: got upset and called me selfish.

487
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: How dare she distract from his RuneScape time? How dare she?

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00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 2: I'm just wondering if I'm in the wrong and I'm

489
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 2: not seeing the light, how would you feel if you

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00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 2: were in my shoes or in his? I do want

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00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,959
Speaker 2: to impose on him. I think break up with him.

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Speaker 2: Open the no just kidding, bro, what Wow?

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Speaker 1: That's just like and also like she's even she's like

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00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 1: doing way too much for him.

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00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's so much consideration. Yeah, he does not

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Speaker 2: deserve that.

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Speaker 1: Way too much of a leash, Like just be like, listen,

498
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: you can't build a relationship.

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00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 2: Yeah you want those fine, get off woundscape and pay

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00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 2: attention to me.

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Speaker 1: Literally, like, honestly, dude is lucky that this girl is

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00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: giving him attention like.

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Speaker 2: He'd facts, bro, facts, And you know, I just want

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00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 2: to say, dude, like I also have been in the

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Speaker 2: position of the guy. One of my ex girlfriends came

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Speaker 2: to visit me while I was in Australia because I

507
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 2: was there for six months, right, And while she was there,

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00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 2: I bought a duck and I totally ignored her and

509
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 2: just paid attention to that duck and raised it while

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00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 2: she was there. And like, after a couple of days,

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00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 2: she pulled me aside, like, dude, I flew twenty hours

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Speaker 2: over here to visit you in Australia and all you

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Speaker 2: do is play with this duck pay attention to me.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, nah, but this No, I did raise

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Speaker 2: that duck into adulthood, same as Jasper. It's great, but

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Speaker 2: you know what you should always raise into adulthood.

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