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Speaker 1: Kelly Show on an Amazing Friday, and asked doctor Jesse Friday,

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Speaker 1: We're going to talk about how I would have felt

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Speaker 1: when I was in the Marines getting deployed over there

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Speaker 1: college sports, the National Debt, all that and so much

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Speaker 1: more coming up this hour on the world famous Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. So let's just dig into this one right here. Hey, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: if you were still in the Core, how would you

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Speaker 1: feel about being sent to LA? Says this from an

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Speaker 1: eighty five year old listener. So I'm gonna say something

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Speaker 1: and it's not going to sound great unless you can relate.

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Speaker 1: And man, that was awesome. Did you guys hear that rhyme?

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Speaker 1: What Chris? Did you hear that? It's not gonna sound

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Speaker 1: great unless you can relate. Aha, that's good. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: use that again anyway. So when you're in I'll just

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Speaker 1: make it about the Marines. When you're in the Marine Corps,

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Speaker 1: and when you're specifically in the infantry, in the Marine Corps,

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Speaker 1: made it in this way. It's not that it's it's

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Speaker 1: not that it's horrid overall. It's that your day to

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Speaker 1: day life is a grind and it's always miserable, and

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Speaker 1: it should be. I'm not complaining by the way it

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Speaker 1: should be. It's not supposed to be sunshine and roses.

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Speaker 1: You're in the infantry. They're trying to make you tough,

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Speaker 1: You're getting dirty, you're constantly hot, you're constantly tired, you're

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Speaker 1: constantly getting screamed at doing pushups, constantly running to and

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Speaker 1: your daily life, and this is how it has to be. Again,

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Speaker 1: this is not a complaint. That's how it has to be.

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Speaker 1: It's your daily life. And as you're going through this,

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Speaker 1: you are getting tougher and better. As you acquire more skills,

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Speaker 1: you're becoming that warrior, right, And well, I'll put it

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Speaker 1: That's the idea. You put in the work, You got

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Speaker 1: But as young naive men, it is fairly naive to

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Speaker 1: Shall we let's move on? Hey, Jesse, so now the

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Speaker 1: for predicting this, But Chris Corey, I don't even know

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Speaker 1: allowing these athletes to sign endorsement deals? What did I say?

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Speaker 1: Was going to happen. Chris Craah, here's what I said.

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Speaker 1: And I know because my wife was a college athlete

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Speaker 1: we do that, do this email hey Jesse. Instead of illegals,

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Speaker 1: how much of our thirty seven trillion dollar national debt

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Speaker 1: do you think is from waste, fraud, and abuse and

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Speaker 1: disgusting evidence items. I could never process this. It would

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Speaker 1: scar me for life just looking at that garbage. What

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Speaker 1: are your thoughts, bald Philosopher? I love your show, but

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Speaker 1: I'm contentious on this topic. I think I think guarding

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Speaker 1: your what do they say today, what do these fruities

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Speaker 1: say today? Your mental health? I think guarding your mental

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Speaker 1: health is appropriate at times. Of course, of course, at

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Speaker 1: the same time, who's going to sit on the jury?

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Speaker 1: And how much do you think you should shield yourself

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Speaker 1: from the ugly realities of life? You know, when when

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Speaker 1: we're out traveling or doing something with our kids and

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Speaker 1: we encounter bad neighborhoods or or you know, some sad

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Speaker 1: homeless person drugged out or something like that, we don't

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Speaker 1: run across the street or tell our children to cover

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Speaker 1: up their eyes look see. Understand that there's a different

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Speaker 1: side of the light of life that you know, there's

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Speaker 1: an ugly side out there, and I don't necessarily think

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Speaker 1: that's unhealthy. It may be painful, but I don't necessarily

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Speaker 1: think that's unhealthy. That makes sense all right, Rough Greens

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Speaker 1: nutrition would have them live longer. Everyone knows what I'm

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Speaker 1: saying is true. American dogs die at ten. Did you

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Speaker 1: not get this? You want to hear a Bonker stat

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Speaker 1: dogs that live past ten, fifty percent of them die

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Speaker 1: from cancer. Isn't that amazing? Awful? I lost my dog

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Speaker 1: ain't to cancer. It's amazing. Roughgreens will introduce real nutrition

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Speaker 1: Your dog's breath will get better, his coat will be shinier,

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Speaker 1: all the things that happen to you when you get

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Speaker 1: real nutrition keep your dog around longer. Go to Roughgreens

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Speaker 1: bag or call eight three three three three my dog.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back. Is he smarter than everyone you know?

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Speaker 1: Does he think so? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Show, It

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Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. On a fantastic Friday, reminding

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Speaker 1: you you can email the show Jesse at jesse kellyshow

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Speaker 1: dot com. Your love, your hate, your death threats. All

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Speaker 1: are welcome. Let's start chopping away at some more of these,

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Speaker 1: shall we, Jesse? Can you know us and tell us

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Speaker 1: another story about your experience in the Marines. Did you

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Speaker 1: ever have to work closely with other branches of the

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Speaker 1: military other than Navy? Corman thanks to you and your crew.

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Speaker 1: So I told this story a long time ago. I'll

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Speaker 1: I'll give you one. I'll give you two actually, because

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Speaker 1: do you ever get the feeling that God smiles on you.

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Speaker 1: You don't deserve it, but you end up you end

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Speaker 1: up catching breaks in life that you that are inexplicable.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you two of them. First, I told you

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Speaker 1: about the time I got giardia, that parasite in mountain

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Speaker 1: warfare training, and then I almost died when we were training.

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Speaker 1: It was one hundred and twenty degrees it was. I

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Speaker 1: was so dehydrated. I was unbelievably sick. They had to

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Speaker 1: rush me to the hospital and I took down like

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Speaker 1: three ivs. It was, I mean, I was in bad shape. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm symptom free after this for a couple of weeks

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Speaker 1: symptom free. They gave me a bunch of pills symptom free.

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Speaker 1: Our unit, our battalion, was getting ready to go out

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Speaker 1: for one of these brutal five day field ops in

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Speaker 1: the desert, and it's going to be brutal. It's going

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Speaker 1: to be brutal. The day they're supposed to leave, I

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Speaker 1: get called down to the office. This is always bad,

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Speaker 1: universally bad. You're in trouble when you get called down

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Speaker 1: to the office. So I think I'm in trouble. I

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Speaker 1: take off to go down to the company command, the

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Speaker 1: company office. Okay, I see one of my corporals, one

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Speaker 1: of my NCOs. He passes me on the way back

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Speaker 1: and he's just glaring at me, won't say anything to me. Now,

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Speaker 1: I really don't know what I did wrong. So I

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Speaker 1: don't know what I did wrong, but clearly something I

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Speaker 1: show up. I find out that they finally got my

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Speaker 1: test results back and that I have giardia, a parasite,

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Speaker 1: and they're telling me this like with a heavy like

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be sad. They're like, hey, this is very contagious,

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Speaker 1: so you're not going to be able to go to

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Speaker 1: the field with us. In fact, it's so contagious that

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Speaker 1: we have to quarantine you in your roommate. He was

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Speaker 1: my best friend. We have to quarantine you and your

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Speaker 1: roommate in case he has it too. You guys need

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Speaker 1: to stay in your rooms. You won't be going with us.

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Speaker 1: For five days, my unit went out to the desert

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Speaker 1: and lived in complete misery. We weren't even allowed to

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Speaker 1: go to the chow hall, so we ordered Domino's Pizza

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Speaker 1: almost every single day. It was the only pizza place

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Speaker 1: on base on twenty nine palms, and we played video

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Speaker 1: games in eight pizza like a bunch of college freshmen

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Speaker 1: for five days while everyone else was suffering like these

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Speaker 1: these are the kind of things that always happen to me.

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Speaker 1: So I'll give you. I'll give you a working with

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Speaker 1: the other branches story that again, it goes right along

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Speaker 1: the lines with what we're talking about here. We go

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Speaker 1: to Iraq. I'm in first Batian seventh Marines, Alpha Company

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Speaker 1: Weapons Patoon. We go to Iraq. Well, we go to Kuwait.

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Speaker 1: We stage in Kuwait. This is before Bush declares war.

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Speaker 1: Finally he declares war. We take off, we head into Iraq.

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Speaker 1: We fight our way, we get all the way to

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Speaker 1: all the way up to Baghdad. Okay, so we move

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Speaker 1: all the way up through Iraq, we get to Baghdad,

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Speaker 1: we get into Baghdad, we have not there are no

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Speaker 1: facilities at the time, because again this is the beginning

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Speaker 1: of all of it. There aren't bases, there's nothing, there's

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Speaker 1: nothing there. We're sleeping in holes in the ground. We dig,

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Speaker 1: there's no facilities, and there's no bathing. For two or

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Speaker 1: three weeks, there's no shower, there's no bath. Oh and

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Speaker 1: by the way, it's hot. We've been wearing are mop

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Speaker 1: gear for lots of the time. That's your don't don't

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Speaker 1: die from gas gear. That's what it is. So what Chris,

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Speaker 1: what Chris said? How do you prevent the chafing and stuff?

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Speaker 1: You don't when you the only thing you can do,

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Speaker 1: as you are living in sweat and dirt and you

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Speaker 1: stink like you can smell yourself that kind of a stink.

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Speaker 1: The only thing you can do is you get baby wipes,

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Speaker 1: an attempt to wipe sensitive areas down as best you

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Speaker 1: can to make sure just to make sure you don't

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Speaker 1: get sick. For you, you have to maintain some sort

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Speaker 1: of a high some sort of hygiene or else disease

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Speaker 1: is gonna spread. So this is your life, sweat, dirt, misery,

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Speaker 1: and there is no bathing. Have you ever gone two days,

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Speaker 1: three days without bathing? Most people have for one reason

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Speaker 1: or another. Maybe you're camping or whatever it may be.

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Speaker 1: How do you feel? Yeah, greasy, slimy, dirty. You can

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Speaker 1: rub your skin and it's nasty. Right now, picture two

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Speaker 1: or three weeks in the desert with all this. By

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Speaker 1: the time we get to Bagdad, we are disgusting, We

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Speaker 1: feel disgusting, and everyone's dying for a bath. So we

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Speaker 1: get to Bagdad and they take my unit and we

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Speaker 1: go to a place I believe it's still there. You

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Speaker 1: can probably look it up called the March. I think

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Speaker 1: it was called the Martyr Monument or Martar Monument Park,

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Speaker 1: something like that. It has what looks like a gigantic

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Speaker 1: blue water drop in it. So if you look it up,

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Speaker 1: that's where we were. Okay, if it's still there, if

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Speaker 1: they haven't blown it up or something like that, that's

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Speaker 1: where they took my unit. Hey, this is where you're

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Speaker 1: going to stage go secure this area at the time. Again,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to tell you that's still the case.

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Speaker 1: Because this is twenty years ago. At the time, there

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Speaker 1: was a big pond in there. I can't even describe

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Speaker 1: how badly we wanted to grab a bar of soap

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Speaker 1: and go dive into this water to clean ourselves. We

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Speaker 1: are nasty for whatever reason. Maybe it was security, maybe

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Speaker 1: they had tested the water, it was disease. Maybe they

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Speaker 1: were just being me and I don't know. You don't

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Speaker 1: know a lot of things when you're in more, they

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Speaker 1: wouldn't let us get in it. So not only are

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Speaker 1: we nasty, we can't get in the water now we are.

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Speaker 1: I was in a mortar section. I was in O

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Speaker 1: three forty one mortarmen. We really didn't hardly we've ever

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Speaker 1: used our mortars in Iraq. We were just basic infantrymen.

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Speaker 1: We had to carry them around, we had to set

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Speaker 1: them up on occasion. But mortars are not great in

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Speaker 1: an urban environment for obvious reasons. You hit buildings and

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Speaker 1: things like that with it. It's hard to lob things.

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Speaker 1: It just we weren't in a mortar friendly environment, so

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Speaker 1: we just became basic infant treatment walking around just like

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Speaker 1: all the other three elevens, which we were all trained

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Speaker 1: for that. Anyway, it was fine, it was no big deal.

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Speaker 1: We were basic infantrymen. Now, remember I told you we're nasty,

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Speaker 1: And remember we haven't slept in anything resembling a bed

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Speaker 1: or even a cot or anything like that. In weeks,

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Speaker 1: we get called down to the company commander's office and

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Speaker 1: he gives us some of the best coolest news ever.

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Speaker 1: I'll finish this in a second hangout