WEBVTT - Episode 124: Feat. Wax and Kelli Provocateur 0:00:03.800 --> 0:00:05.720 What's up West up? I know y'all have been wanting 0:00:05.720 --> 0:00:09.680 to get Wax on lip service. We're just gonna get 0:00:09.760 --> 0:00:15.080 right into it. I mean, I'm Lauria Kelly Provocateur is 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:18.920 our guest host today. Y'all remember Kelly from last time 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:22.799 she was here and Wax is here. Yeah, trying a 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:24.840 whole lot of minute ago he got mad quiet just 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:28.720 now we're not what are we up to? Okay? Now, 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:30.640 you know we always start with the tip of the day, 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:33.040 and today's tip is going to be actual advice from 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:35.519 one of our listeners. Now, she said, me and my 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:38.519 boyfriend have been together nine months and we've attempted sex twice, 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:41.479 only for his member not to get hard. Now I'm 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:44.920 totally disconnected sexually from him. The thought doesn't provoke anything 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:47.120 for him anymore. He's a good dude, But I don't 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:48.479 know how to explain to him that I don't want 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:51.239 to try again because of his inability to get up. 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:53.280 What am I supposed to do? Now, Wax? What do 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:55.639 you do when you can't get hard and it happens? 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:58.120 It happens that the girl is the girl? She gotta 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:01.240 be all we attracted. I had plenty of girls like 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:03.840 some girls toes fucking me at my whole shut up, 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:05.640 like I started getting I look at her told and 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:08.440 I'd be like, I can't get hurt no more more 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:10.840 bad breath and the girl that sucks everything up? So 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:12.240 is it really the girl? Is not that really the guy? 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:13.560 How do you even get into a position with the 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:16.640 girl with bad breath? Happens? But didn't you know she 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:19.320 had bad breath right when she was talking to you? 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:22.600 Sometimes you have just like sex breath, you know, sometimes 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:26.800 you like smashing it back there stomach like you know 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:29.520 what I'm saying, that that different breath come up alright, 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:32.360 So so you're blaming her that you couldn't get hurt. 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:37.200 It's her. That's why older men always go for young girls, 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:39.920 because older girls can't get them hard no more, so 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:42.480 they go after like young girls. Just sounds so crazy. 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:48.480 This is true life that I've known him. That actually 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:50.720 sounds like that makes a little bit of sense. I 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:52.520 don't know about that because I see what these younger 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:57.200 guys not that old though, Like he's talking about old 0:01:57.200 --> 0:02:00.000 old man right, even in the forties. You want somebody 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:04.000 like what I'm saying, I don't know, I don't know 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:08.079 about that one. Listen, man, you just want somebody who 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:10.400 going it's all blood down there, that's all. There's your 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:13.880 blood flow down there, but that means that's your blood flow. Yeah, 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.880 but you ain't making my blood flow. Blood boy, you 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:19.080 know what I'm saying that every time you get an direction, 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.320 it's because of female made. Yeah. Sometimes I can walk 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:23.080 past the girl should get me hard. Sometimes I can 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:26.800 see a girl such a harassment to me right that 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:30.960 it's really that's up to you. It's not the man 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:33.040 who makes your hard. But man, you can't get a 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:35.720 man up that's you. That's definitely not. Because you smoke 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:38.280 a lot. What I gotta do, I'll be smashing while 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:41.120 I'm smoking and smash at the same time. And um, 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:44.160 I'm sure that there's certain times when you're dealing with 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:47.200 some issues in your life mentally. That's what I want 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:51.640 to tear something up. Now, I'm getting hard, we're getting 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:53.320 in there, and I need to call somebody who wants 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:55.160 to rock and west. We've all seen some of the 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:57.960 women that you've been with, and maybe I've seen one 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:00.679 of them. Y'all probably know, but y'all don't really know. 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:06.160 He'd be faking too. I don't any girls. That's even better. 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:08.320 He's like, this is my girlfriend. I'm like, wax, have 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:13.320 you ever met her in person? Or this? Oh my gosh. 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:15.680 And I've seen some news from some women that he's 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:19.560 been within it. It's not like, oh my god, somebody 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:21.160 called at the station. I ain't got nothing to do. 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:25.440 You showed me a crunchy pussy one time. I get 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:28.760 a lot of good morning titties, good morning pussy. Get 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:32.799 a lot of that. Every man gets that. I don't 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:35.640 know the only thing I could like this pussy like 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:40.200 it looks like crunchy, like crunchy. I mean, listen, they 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:41.600 come through the d M this stuff. I ain't got 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:43.600 nothing to do with how these girls look. I'm just 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:48.480 showing you to push you. That's like Laura looks look pussy. No, 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:53.680 never never seen, don't need to. She's like google me 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:56.240 and you can. But still that might be fun where 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:59.600 I got to get the exclusive one myself. You know 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:03.480 what else if he's considered exclusive, no, but like you 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:07.920 could get an exclusive kicked from you, like are you 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.840 talking to us exclusive? So that means that you're not 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:14.880 dating anyone else at that time to be exclusive at 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:18.080 that moment at that moment, at the moment, not gonna last, 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:23.200 right and as soon as I walk away, that's not exclusive? Yeah? 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:27.320 How is that exclusive? Exclusive means like only for a 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:32.120 certain person or only nobody's never like just talking to 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:36.200 one person, so we all nobody, don't say nobody, nobody 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:38.880 got one person in their life that they're talking to. 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:43.080 I've been faithful in a relationship before one time for 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:47.960 four years and never talked to nobody, nobody else exactly that. 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:50.080 You don't know anyone that does that. And you have 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:54.440 friends who are married what you're saying, but maybe they 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:59.880 are key. Now what do you think of a guy 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:03.120 can't get hard? Is it your fault? No, that's his penis. 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:07.680 He has a he has an erection rectile dysfunction. Yep. 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:09.599 And you know a lot of men have erectile this funk, 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:11.600 but they don't want to admit it, right, Okay, so 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:19.120 act you might have eat that rectile dysfunction. Sometimes you 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:22.280 can't get and sometimes sometimes I'll be in church because 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:25.640 you're definitely dysfunction though, like the pastor makes you hard, 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:28.400 the usher, the ussher and her white outfit with her 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:31.720 white maybe like like the girls in this cursor I 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:33.560 like librarians and get me hard before a girl in 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:39.000 the ship club? Again, what's the librarian? What's the librarian? Librarian? 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:43.760 Like teachers are like airplane stewards and stuff like that. 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:46.560 I like, But do they like you? Act? I got 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:49.400 a couple of airplanes toward this girls. I'm not gonna lie. 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:51.280 It was only one time that I posted you and 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:55.040 snapped that maybe two girls. Was like, YO, hooked me 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:57.279 up and put my snap a lot I'm talking about. 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:04.440 This isn't a Yes, it's been like three year. That's 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:10.040 good to post you. Women have inquired about you. That's dope. 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:13.919 That's too. What's your name? All right? Now? What do 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:16.600 you think? Yeah? I think that if a man if 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:19.760 as in reference to her, not in general, like if 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:22.320 a man can't get hurt, I honestly agree. If a 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:25.239 man can't get hurt, that's his problem. It is. However, 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:32.720 I disagree with you. However, I'm not gonna argue with 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:36.280 you about that. As far as this girl on her situation, 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:39.920 first of all, why has it only been two times 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:42.760 in nine months? Because he couldn't get her problem? She 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:45.520 just gave up? But why did they only attempt two 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:49.480 times and nine months. Um, I believe that he might 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:51.880 be attracted to the opposite I mean, to the same sex. 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:54.720 And my advice to her is to move on, because, 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:58.000 sweet sweetheart, you cannot compete with pep. But why would 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.919 she stay with somebody that long? That's what I don't understand. 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:04.640 I can't comfort right. I think comfort would be barking comfortable. 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:09.760 Some people just get comfortable with that. You can really 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:12.640 love a persons of person and not be sexual with them. 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:17.280 Not me, but these girls that I need to be pleased. 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:19.360 Since we're talking about that, let's talk about something that 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:22.600 Cardi b posted. She said, people are asking about talking 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.200 about it and keep asking me how I feel about 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:28.040 the situation. She's talking about offset allegedly cheating. She said, 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:30.000 it's not right for I got to cheat. But what 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:31.800 you want me to do? Go fund me another and 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:33.920 we're start all over again and get cheated on again. 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:36.400 This ship happens to everyone. And I met you too, 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:39.400 so people handed a relationship different. So good job, CARDI 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:43.280 stand by your man. Now you're gonna get married, she's 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:45.480 gonna have grandkids, she's gonna have the life. And then 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:48.480 he don't asked some others before she has grandkids. I'm 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:50.160 just saying you know how to order go. But I'm 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:52.000 saying she's the one who won't have the Christmas in 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:54.040 the vacation and stuff like that just because you let 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:56.800 things slide. All the girls, you're always catching your man. 0:07:57.200 --> 0:07:58.680 You're gonna be single for the rest of your life. 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:01.320 Chill out, so let ain't slide. What happens when the 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:04.400 baby comes and then she got to the whole family 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:06.680 slide on the side when she get caught cheating with 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:11.840 her side nigger? Why why are you doing it? Why 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:16.960 you doing it? Because we're Corny's good for thee Again, 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:19.800 that's like a double standards. Good is good. But again, 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:23.040 if you could do it, then why can't she? Because 0:08:23.840 --> 0:08:26.200 I don't like wax and I'm gonna keep it. Really too, 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:29.200 If a guy is out there cheating and trying to 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:31.200 cover his tracks and run around and do whatever he 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:34.120 wants to do, and you leave your woman unattended and 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:36.120 you're not paying other attention to her that you should be, 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.760 she can feel it and she knows. And guess what, 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:40.959 there's always somebody else ready to step in and pick 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:45.480 up those pieces and on another forehead while you out 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:51.400 here not being never get hard with some bad breath bitches. Yeah, listen, 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:53.800 and I get it. I always say that it's hard 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:55.520 for me to have. As soon I startking somebody, I 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:58.840 start running because I know what time. I feel like 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:00.600 a lot of guys do that. Yeah, a lot of time, 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:03.240 these girls that I smashed be having boyfriends. So I 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:05.800 sucked my own self. So what you're falling in love 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:08.320 with a girl that has a boyfriend? Is saying, no, 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:10.400 I'll be smashing girls who have boyfriends. So when it's 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:12.280 time for me to like somebody, I'm like, you can't. 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.040 She looked just like the girl she said that same 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:17.880 line to get me. You know what I'm saying, to 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:19.360 come out the house and chill with me. So you 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:22.000 don't think it's possible for a girl to be faithful, 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:25.040 I think it is. I knew I knew some good 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:29.520 woman I've But you know what, you still got that 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:31.760 wax somewhere in your phone too. As soon as this 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:34.400 nigga suck up, well, don't suck up. I don't have 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:39.000 no waxes in my phone. Always. We all we have 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:42.000 to be a man like, we have to fun here 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:43.599 and there. We're going to do it well. Don't you 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:46.640 feel like you've matured though over the years things are 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:48.280 different because I remember when I first met you, you 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:50.839 were very mature. You were running out of gas. Yes, 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:55.280 it happens. Yeah, I was in the car ran out 0:09:55.320 --> 0:10:00.880 of the highway. I hated you. Let's do some back 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:03.720 story here, because I don't need to know Laurie Allen 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:06.720 Wax and what their relationship is. Okay, So just to 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:09.200 set the scenario, we had just started the Breakfast club. 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:13.360 Wax was rolling it Rose with Charlemagne, you know, and 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:16.600 Luria was with me. Now you know the story where 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:20.160 in l A at a party and an incident happened 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:23.400 and Wax and Luria ended up getting into it. Yeah, okay. 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:25.120 We get in the car and the two of them 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:26.719 are going back and forth, back and forth, and it 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:33.800 got very We got in my car. It was Charletage's birthday, birthday, 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:35.440 and we get in the car and the two of 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:38.360 them are He's called her a bit. She told him 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:43.360 you'll be dead in the morning. Are you talking to you? 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:47.719 I was talking to Wax. So then you pose the 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.400 car over and forces him to get the funk out 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:53.760 of my car. Definitely on a highway, kick in l 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:57.280 a O. The morning this is before was popping in 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:00.560 the hold down, the clap and all that ship. Okay, 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:03.800 we went to the club actually made up, not not 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:06.480 not not yet, not yet. We was forced to be 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:09.520 around each other again in South Carolina kept us together 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:14.280 like what it was. It was a party for Charlemagne 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:17.600 in South Carolina. We all went and they forced us 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:20.719 to be friends because we had the same flight. So 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:23.720 Wax came and picked me up. And so I'm tighting. 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:25.640 I'm not saying nothing. I'm sending in the front seats. 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:30.079 She was in your car. I wasn't. I was in 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:36.760 some bum mass Maserati that ran out of gas because 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:39.480 it was late for the flood and it was like 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:42.600 a hundred and ten degrees outside. This nigger was trying 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:44.800 to push the ship by herself. You know, I was 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:49.040 pushing myself, crazie. No, some white man came helped you, 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:51.800 but I guarantee you didn't get an direction, lady. That 0:11:51.880 --> 0:12:00.240 night he strained his pep getting a drive to see 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:03.080 for shades on I did. I had lemonade. I took 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.120 a sip of my drink and was watching this motherfucker 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:08.680 trying to pull a car down the hallway. But after 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:11.880 that we did end up become my friends. Yeah, I think, 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:19.440 And now that's my nigga. Literally, I'll smack somebody for wax, 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:24.199 maybe some right not, I'll watch him get smacked and 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:27.120 film it so he could watch your later. But let's 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:28.840 talk about Cardie B for a second and what she 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:31.600 had to say. Right, do we think that all men cheat? 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:33.319 So we just stay with the guy who cheated because 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:34.920 if we get with somebody else, he just going to 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:38.560 you too. Makes sense though, And man, you can cheat, 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:41.360 don't cheat with the neighbor next door. Don't cheat with 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:43.720 the sister or the cousin. Don't start cheat with the 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:46.280 girl that I hate. You know what I'm saying. But 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:48.880 if he go on on the he on tour, he 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:51.000 probably goes smash and he got drunk with boys in 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:54.000 one night? Is it made sense? Don't you can't get managed? 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:58.559 How does that make sense for doing that? Because because 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:00.320 he out of the way, he kind of respected. But 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:02.080 if the shoes on the okay, but she would be 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:07.080 all types of triflettle. So ladies, if you cheat with 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:09.160 somebody out of town on the road, it makes sense. 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:14.719 But you know what, if you respect, you're mad enough 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:17.079 and he never ever, ever ever find out and it 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:22.920 didn't happen. It didn't happen. But you know that, I'm 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:24.959 not gonna lie. I think that is a better way 0:13:24.960 --> 0:13:27.640 if you got my fucking cheat at least like cover 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:32.320 your tracks, make sure I'm that's what the problem is, 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:36.679 because that disrespect exactly, that's what you're mad at. You 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:40.040 really mad that her mother fucking disrespected yousolutely like you're 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:42.520 not if you fuck somebody random, you're never gonna suck 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:44.400 him again. It's kind of like, y'all use a condom. 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:46.959 You're not gonna say it's okay, but in the back 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:49.280 of your mind, you're like, if you don't, never find 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.439 out about it. But if it's a bit as Now 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:55.040 she on Instagram snap and his car this this that 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.760 in the third Yeah, she called you like we using 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:00.280 the shower. We didn't use no condom because she wants 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:03.000 to get her as beat Like, but no, you know 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:07.520 what getting as he needed to get job too, Because 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:10.400 you're doing all that ship like, you're putting me in danger. 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:12.880 So I can't funk what you like that all right, now, 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:15.840 for a second, we're gonna shift gears and we're gonna 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:19.800 talk about porn because they just did a study. They said, um, women, 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:22.720 According to porn Hub, they released their year and data 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:25.640 for seventeen and they said the search term porn for 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:30.040 women was actually one of the biggest search terms imporn 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:34.120 and over it was up over four from the previous year. 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:36.640 And I want to see if you guys can guess 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:39.400 whether the top three categories that women look for importn 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:42.760 versus the top three categories that men look for. So 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:45.680 women's top three favorites, what do you think they are? Oh, 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:52.120 you're asking gang bang? It's actually not lesbian. Lesbian's number one? 0:14:57.040 --> 0:15:02.640 You said, what massages? M side is number one, two, three, 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:09.480 four or five, seven eight a BBC And didn't make this, 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:15.160 did it? No, there's no number three. Okay, the number 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:19.440 two though, it's lesbian scissoring. Yeah, lesbian, But that's not fair. 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:24.000 Shouldn't that be with leslie lesbian? A lesbian sits and reading? 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:27.880 Because every lesbian sex scene doesn't involve tripping? That shill. 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:31.560 Why do we have so many names tripping sissering, that's 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:34.920 the same thing. Why is it called tripping? I have 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:37.880 no idea, Kelly, I don't know, but I thought this 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:41.760 was just yeah, they called they don't really feel good. 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:44.760 I mean, I guess something on your ship a man? 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:48.120 Could you could try that right as a man scissor 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:56.760 like yeah, because it's kind of like jerking each other's dick, right, 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:01.360 you're rubbing your clip up against hers? You mean, like 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:05.360 dry hump like a man? How did did you have 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:08.320 a dry hump? How did that fail for a man? Girls? 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:10.720 On when that period they just humped me in they 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:13.040 through the pants, Like, so do it make you not 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:17.960 too though? I don't get too much out of it, generousity, No, 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:20.640 because I had wet pussy before, so I need something 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:23.400 like I never liked dry humping when I was younger. 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:26.320 You know, that was something that I was like, this 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:29.680 is whack. Don't make yourself nut, you know, to make 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:32.120 yourself nut off that you I mean, you have a goal. 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:34.520 I mean, but why don't you just fuck like that? 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:41.760 Just a period? Girls? Why don't you just suck? Why 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:45.560 don't you just why not? Okay? Tap three terms for 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:50.800 men that they searched for on porn Hub. Tap three 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:55.920 from men seen is actually number six. I like what 0:16:56.040 --> 0:17:00.840 your favorite is? Like b B W lord come in? Okay, 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:04.880 that's too specific. That's not a d but that mom 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:11.000 is all that? Why is mom so that mom being mad? Pooring? 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:16.960 Like I always like your homework to me was number one? 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:20.600 What is? Why is it all old? Ship? Do you 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:23.120 think about it? Step? Because you're doing something you ain't 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:26.560 supposed to be knowing. That's the third one. No, the 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:34.359 third one is Japanese. Oh that's racist. Why do you 0:17:34.359 --> 0:17:38.160 like that? Why do you think that Japanese is so um? 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:39.760 Why do you like it so much? Wax because he 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:41.879 got small hands and making meat look big. So you 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:46.439 always trying to find one number year you find your agent. 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:48.639 She got small hands and when you're smashing it and 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:50.719 make you feeling met, it's so big as they scream 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:54.080 so loud. That's because Wa has three So why whatever 0:17:54.080 --> 0:17:55.680 it is, boost my ego for that one? He has 0:17:55.720 --> 0:17:58.040 a three inch dick, you know that right? Because he's 0:17:58.040 --> 0:18:01.960 been getting it's bigger with these little hands. He told 0:18:01.960 --> 0:18:04.239 me this story. This is how I know he's been 0:18:04.240 --> 0:18:06.879 getting great since he was like seven. So now it 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:10.080 goes this way and not like this one straight. It 0:18:10.119 --> 0:18:14.800 curves because he had the permanent yeast infection. I'm gonna 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:17.280 tell y'all it's a long story. But here to the 0:18:17.359 --> 0:18:19.840 side and then it opens. I don't say it open. 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:22.119 It's like it grow wide and still like people. Some 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:27.040 people grow long and grow wide, like girl. Some girth up. 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:30.320 They gets swollen, so it's like square shape. It's like 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:37.000 a it's like my fist that is halloway and he 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:42.080 thinks it's funny. That's not that's now that's too big. 0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:45.640 It's like short stubby. So you got a short stubby back. 0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:51.159 That's too long? Yeah, that long he sat. It's like 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:55.200 his fist. The job don't wow. So you probably gotta 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:59.160 put it in sideways? Yes, how did that has to hurt? 0:18:59.160 --> 0:19:00.760 And you also said that you try to stretch your 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:04.280 penis out though over the course over the course of 0:19:04.320 --> 0:19:06.199 some years, I put like a ten pound weight on 0:19:06.240 --> 0:19:08.680 my meat, put a string on it. I let it hang, 0:19:08.680 --> 0:19:10.439 and I gotta hurt you because he knew he had 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:18.560 a little dick. Listen, I really heard it pop and everything. 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:21.119 When where did you learn how to do what? Penis? 0:19:22.320 --> 0:19:24.440 A whole lot of us that man put a weight 0:19:24.480 --> 0:19:27.280 on their penis and tight none of us. We never know. 0:19:27.440 --> 0:19:29.159 We got a big me to night. Okay, So what 0:19:29.240 --> 0:19:33.280 kind of it all? Depends on the girl. But I 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:36.080 can this one around. Put the string through it, and 0:19:36.080 --> 0:19:37.840 then I put it around. It was a kettle ball. 0:19:38.640 --> 0:19:40.320 That was from a girl being like, you got a 0:19:40.359 --> 0:19:43.280 little deck because he's like you all beat out? Then 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:47.520 you had to dick you and dead lists. Literally he 0:19:47.640 --> 0:19:49.879 was doing curls because how would you know that it 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:52.679 needed to be improved? I didn't. I just wanted the 0:19:52.680 --> 0:19:54.480 biggest thing because I just thought, I don't know. You 0:19:54.560 --> 0:19:56.160 always try to do you think to put a weight 0:19:56.240 --> 0:19:58.879 on it? What else is kept stretching it out and 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:01.640 kept pulling it and all that would they just bounced back? 0:20:02.000 --> 0:20:04.399 Anybody say, did it didn't work at all? No? I 0:20:04.400 --> 0:20:07.119 gotta hearn. You sucked me up for a while. Damn, 0:20:07.760 --> 0:20:10.720 you have to go to the doctor and surgery. They 0:20:10.760 --> 0:20:13.920 put a long needle in tide of my pelvis area. 0:20:14.760 --> 0:20:17.040 What if that ship would have took his dick off? 0:20:16.840 --> 0:20:21.919 What if you got gang green and they had to 0:20:21.920 --> 0:20:25.240 amputate your peanut? How old was you when you did that? 0:20:26.080 --> 0:20:31.520 It was last week the freshman of college. Damn, that's 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:35.199 kind of old like that. We all have to come on, 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:37.080 what are you talking about? Men going to the fucking 0:20:37.440 --> 0:20:40.840 shops and try to get the puss in the big pumps. Yeah, 0:20:40.920 --> 0:20:42.800 what are you talking about? The older? Ain't no young 0:20:42.880 --> 0:20:48.080 kids doing that, trying to approve their meats. So you 0:20:48.080 --> 0:20:50.399 would say that your number one search for what is 0:20:50.400 --> 0:20:53.000 what important? How you measure up? I've been doing a 0:20:53.000 --> 0:20:59.680 lot of like landlord ship landlord, so where the man 0:20:59.840 --> 0:21:01.919 is landlord of the woman is a landlord. The man 0:21:02.040 --> 0:21:05.280 come in the landlord and I can't my rent. Yeah, 0:21:05.560 --> 0:21:08.440 oh my gosh. You know that stump ship. Your boyfriend 0:21:08.440 --> 0:21:10.719 not home. He said he's gonna pay the rent. La 0:21:10.800 --> 0:21:16.520 la la, you're like my friend. Yeah, you watched the 0:21:16.560 --> 0:21:19.520 whole scenario. It's not just the second. I hate turning 0:21:19.560 --> 0:21:22.720 on the smashing. I hate that ship. You need like, okay, 0:21:22.880 --> 0:21:27.040 you need, you need the whole okay, whole story. I 0:21:27.119 --> 0:21:29.639 like when they sleep and then somebody come and you know, 0:21:31.000 --> 0:21:33.679 so you never skip ahead or nothing. I fast for 0:21:33.760 --> 0:21:37.920 a little bit, you know we're talking too much or 0:21:37.960 --> 0:21:40.680 something like that. My mom's friend and then a little 0:21:40.720 --> 0:21:48.280 girl walking away, A little girl, Yo, she's nice. What 0:21:48.320 --> 0:21:52.760 about cartoon sex? You watch? That's so dumb? Yeah, that's corn. 0:21:52.800 --> 0:21:55.600 They never got me off because I actually made the 0:21:55.720 --> 0:22:02.919 Japanese cartoon for that, and just like at intriguing, it's weird. 0:22:03.160 --> 0:22:04.720 I'm trying to look at some of these other ones 0:22:04.720 --> 0:22:07.600 and that makes it weird. It didn't make a women's list, 0:22:07.640 --> 0:22:10.840 but it made the to be funny. I'm not like sexy, 0:22:10.880 --> 0:22:13.600 you know what I mean. Jessica Rabbit was a sexy 0:22:13.640 --> 0:22:17.240 card to she was ready. That was my first girl. 0:22:17.520 --> 0:22:19.560 You did that very hard. I mean, I'm sure I 0:22:19.680 --> 0:22:21.600 pumped to a couple of pillows and stuff like that. 0:22:24.359 --> 0:22:27.760