Speaker 1: What's up West up? I know y'all have been wanting
Speaker 1: to get Wax on lip service. We're just gonna get
Speaker 1: right into it. I mean, I'm Lauria Kelly Provocateur is
Speaker 1: our guest host today. Y'all remember Kelly from last time
Speaker 1: she was here and Wax is here. Yeah, trying a
Speaker 1: whole lot of minute ago he got mad quiet just
Speaker 1: now we're not what are we up to? Okay? Now,
Speaker 1: you know we always start with the tip of the day,
Speaker 1: and today's tip is going to be actual advice from
Speaker 1: one of our listeners. Now, she said, me and my
Speaker 1: boyfriend have been together nine months and we've attempted sex twice,
Speaker 1: only for his member not to get hard. Now I'm
Speaker 1: totally disconnected sexually from him. The thought doesn't provoke anything
Speaker 1: for him anymore. He's a good dude, But I don't
Speaker 1: know how to explain to him that I don't want
Speaker 1: to try again because of his inability to get up.
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do? Now, Wax? What do
Speaker 1: you do when you can't get hard and it happens?
Speaker 1: It happens that the girl is the girl? She gotta
Speaker 1: be all we attracted. I had plenty of girls like
Speaker 1: some girls toes fucking me at my whole shut up,
Speaker 1: like I started getting I look at her told and
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I can't get hurt no more more
Speaker 1: bad breath and the girl that sucks everything up? So
Speaker 1: is it really the girl? Is not that really the guy?
Speaker 1: How do you even get into a position with the
Speaker 1: girl with bad breath? Happens? But didn't you know she
Speaker 1: had bad breath right when she was talking to you?
Speaker 1: Sometimes you have just like sex breath, you know, sometimes
Speaker 1: you like smashing it back there stomach like you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, that that different breath come up alright,
Speaker 1: So so you're blaming her that you couldn't get hurt.
Speaker 1: It's her. That's why older men always go for young girls,
Speaker 1: because older girls can't get them hard no more, so
Speaker 1: they go after like young girls. Just sounds so crazy.
Speaker 1: This is true life that I've known him. That actually
Speaker 1: sounds like that makes a little bit of sense. I
Speaker 1: don't know about that because I see what these younger
Speaker 1: guys not that old though, Like he's talking about old
Speaker 1: old man right, even in the forties. You want somebody
Speaker 1: like what I'm saying, I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 1: about that one. Listen, man, you just want somebody who
Speaker 1: going it's all blood down there, that's all. There's your
Speaker 1: blood flow down there, but that means that's your blood flow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you ain't making my blood flow. Blood boy, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying that every time you get an direction,
Speaker 1: it's because of female made. Yeah. Sometimes I can walk
Speaker 1: past the girl should get me hard. Sometimes I can
Speaker 1: see a girl such a harassment to me right that
Speaker 1: it's really that's up to you. It's not the man
Speaker 1: who makes your hard. But man, you can't get a
Speaker 1: man up that's you. That's definitely not. Because you smoke
Speaker 1: a lot. What I gotta do, I'll be smashing while
Speaker 1: I'm smoking and smash at the same time. And um,
Speaker 1: I'm sure that there's certain times when you're dealing with
Speaker 1: some issues in your life mentally. That's what I want
Speaker 1: to tear something up. Now, I'm getting hard, we're getting
Speaker 1: in there, and I need to call somebody who wants
Speaker 1: to rock and west. We've all seen some of the
Speaker 1: women that you've been with, and maybe I've seen one
Speaker 1: of them. Y'all probably know, but y'all don't really know.
Speaker 1: He'd be faking too. I don't any girls. That's even better.
Speaker 1: He's like, this is my girlfriend. I'm like, wax, have
Speaker 1: you ever met her in person? Or this? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: And I've seen some news from some women that he's
Speaker 1: been within it. It's not like, oh my god, somebody
Speaker 1: called at the station. I ain't got nothing to do.
Speaker 1: You showed me a crunchy pussy one time. I get
Speaker 1: a lot of good morning titties, good morning pussy. Get
Speaker 1: a lot of that. Every man gets that. I don't
Speaker 1: know the only thing I could like this pussy like
Speaker 1: it looks like crunchy, like crunchy. I mean, listen, they
Speaker 1: come through the d M this stuff. I ain't got
Speaker 1: nothing to do with how these girls look. I'm just
Speaker 1: showing you to push you. That's like Laura looks look pussy. No,
Speaker 1: never never seen, don't need to. She's like google me
Speaker 1: and you can. But still that might be fun where
Speaker 1: I got to get the exclusive one myself. You know
Speaker 1: what else if he's considered exclusive, no, but like you
Speaker 1: could get an exclusive kicked from you, like are you
Speaker 1: talking to us exclusive? So that means that you're not
Speaker 1: dating anyone else at that time to be exclusive at
Speaker 1: that moment at that moment, at the moment, not gonna last,
Speaker 1: right and as soon as I walk away, that's not exclusive? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How is that exclusive? Exclusive means like only for a
Speaker 1: certain person or only nobody's never like just talking to
Speaker 1: one person, so we all nobody, don't say nobody, nobody
Speaker 1: got one person in their life that they're talking to.
Speaker 1: I've been faithful in a relationship before one time for
Speaker 1: four years and never talked to nobody, nobody else exactly that.
Speaker 1: You don't know anyone that does that. And you have
Speaker 1: friends who are married what you're saying, but maybe they
Speaker 1: are key. Now what do you think of a guy
Speaker 1: can't get hard? Is it your fault? No, that's his penis.
Speaker 1: He has a he has an erection rectile dysfunction. Yep.
Speaker 1: And you know a lot of men have erectile this funk,
Speaker 1: but they don't want to admit it, right, Okay, so
Speaker 1: act you might have eat that rectile dysfunction. Sometimes you
Speaker 1: can't get and sometimes sometimes I'll be in church because
Speaker 1: you're definitely dysfunction though, like the pastor makes you hard,
Speaker 1: the usher, the ussher and her white outfit with her
Speaker 1: white maybe like like the girls in this cursor I
Speaker 1: like librarians and get me hard before a girl in
Speaker 1: the ship club? Again, what's the librarian? What's the librarian? Librarian?
Speaker 1: Like teachers are like airplane stewards and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I like, But do they like you? Act? I got
Speaker 1: a couple of airplanes toward this girls. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: It was only one time that I posted you and
Speaker 1: snapped that maybe two girls. Was like, YO, hooked me
Speaker 1: up and put my snap a lot I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: This isn't a Yes, it's been like three year. That's
Speaker 1: good to post you. Women have inquired about you. That's dope.
Speaker 1: That's too. What's your name? All right? Now? What do
Speaker 1: you think? Yeah? I think that if a man if
Speaker 1: as in reference to her, not in general, like if
Speaker 1: a man can't get hurt, I honestly agree. If a
Speaker 1: man can't get hurt, that's his problem. It is. However,
Speaker 1: I disagree with you. However, I'm not gonna argue with
Speaker 1: you about that. As far as this girl on her situation,
Speaker 1: first of all, why has it only been two times
Speaker 1: in nine months? Because he couldn't get her problem? She
Speaker 1: just gave up? But why did they only attempt two
Speaker 1: times and nine months. Um, I believe that he might
Speaker 1: be attracted to the opposite I mean, to the same sex.
Speaker 1: And my advice to her is to move on, because,
Speaker 1: sweet sweetheart, you cannot compete with pep. But why would
Speaker 1: she stay with somebody that long? That's what I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I can't comfort right. I think comfort would be barking comfortable.
Speaker 1: Some people just get comfortable with that. You can really
Speaker 1: love a persons of person and not be sexual with them.
Speaker 1: Not me, but these girls that I need to be pleased.
Speaker 1: Since we're talking about that, let's talk about something that
Speaker 1: Cardi b posted. She said, people are asking about talking
Speaker 1: about it and keep asking me how I feel about
Speaker 1: the situation. She's talking about offset allegedly cheating. She said,
Speaker 1: it's not right for I got to cheat. But what
Speaker 1: you want me to do? Go fund me another and
Speaker 1: we're start all over again and get cheated on again.
Speaker 1: This ship happens to everyone. And I met you too,
Speaker 1: so people handed a relationship different. So good job, CARDI
Speaker 1: stand by your man. Now you're gonna get married, she's
Speaker 1: gonna have grandkids, she's gonna have the life. And then
Speaker 1: he don't asked some others before she has grandkids. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying you know how to order go. But I'm
Speaker 1: saying she's the one who won't have the Christmas in
Speaker 1: the vacation and stuff like that just because you let
Speaker 1: things slide. All the girls, you're always catching your man.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be single for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Chill out, so let ain't slide. What happens when the
Speaker 1: baby comes and then she got to the whole family
Speaker 1: slide on the side when she get caught cheating with
Speaker 1: her side nigger? Why why are you doing it? Why
Speaker 1: you doing it? Because we're Corny's good for thee Again,
Speaker 1: that's like a double standards. Good is good. But again,
Speaker 1: if you could do it, then why can't she? Because
Speaker 1: I don't like wax and I'm gonna keep it. Really too,
Speaker 1: If a guy is out there cheating and trying to
Speaker 1: cover his tracks and run around and do whatever he
Speaker 1: wants to do, and you leave your woman unattended and
Speaker 1: you're not paying other attention to her that you should be,
Speaker 1: she can feel it and she knows. And guess what,
Speaker 1: there's always somebody else ready to step in and pick
Speaker 1: up those pieces and on another forehead while you out
Speaker 1: here not being never get hard with some bad breath bitches. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: and I get it. I always say that it's hard
Speaker 1: for me to have. As soon I startking somebody, I
Speaker 1: start running because I know what time. I feel like
Speaker 1: a lot of guys do that. Yeah, a lot of time,
Speaker 1: these girls that I smashed be having boyfriends. So I
Speaker 1: sucked my own self. So what you're falling in love
Speaker 1: with a girl that has a boyfriend? Is saying, no,
Speaker 1: I'll be smashing girls who have boyfriends. So when it's
Speaker 1: time for me to like somebody, I'm like, you can't.
Speaker 1: She looked just like the girl she said that same
Speaker 1: line to get me. You know what I'm saying, to
Speaker 1: come out the house and chill with me. So you
Speaker 1: don't think it's possible for a girl to be faithful,
Speaker 1: I think it is. I knew I knew some good
Speaker 1: woman I've But you know what, you still got that
Speaker 1: wax somewhere in your phone too. As soon as this
Speaker 1: nigga suck up, well, don't suck up. I don't have
Speaker 1: no waxes in my phone. Always. We all we have
Speaker 1: to be a man like, we have to fun here
Speaker 1: and there. We're going to do it well. Don't you
Speaker 1: feel like you've matured though over the years things are
Speaker 1: different because I remember when I first met you, you
Speaker 1: were very mature. You were running out of gas. Yes,
Speaker 1: it happens. Yeah, I was in the car ran out
Speaker 1: of the highway. I hated you. Let's do some back
Speaker 1: story here, because I don't need to know Laurie Allen
Speaker 1: Wax and what their relationship is. Okay, So just to
Speaker 1: set the scenario, we had just started the Breakfast club.
Speaker 1: Wax was rolling it Rose with Charlemagne, you know, and
Speaker 1: Luria was with me. Now you know the story where
Speaker 1: in l A at a party and an incident happened
Speaker 1: and Wax and Luria ended up getting into it. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: We get in the car and the two of them
Speaker 1: are going back and forth, back and forth, and it
Speaker 1: got very We got in my car. It was Charletage's birthday, birthday,
Speaker 1: and we get in the car and the two of
Speaker 1: them are He's called her a bit. She told him
Speaker 1: you'll be dead in the morning. Are you talking to you?
Speaker 1: I was talking to Wax. So then you pose the
Speaker 1: car over and forces him to get the funk out
Speaker 1: of my car. Definitely on a highway, kick in l
Speaker 1: a O. The morning this is before was popping in
Speaker 1: the hold down, the clap and all that ship. Okay,
Speaker 1: we went to the club actually made up, not not
Speaker 1: not not yet, not yet. We was forced to be
Speaker 1: around each other again in South Carolina kept us together
Speaker 1: like what it was. It was a party for Charlemagne
Speaker 1: in South Carolina. We all went and they forced us
Speaker 1: to be friends because we had the same flight. So
Speaker 1: Wax came and picked me up. And so I'm tighting.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying nothing. I'm sending in the front seats.
Speaker 1: She was in your car. I wasn't. I was in
Speaker 1: some bum mass Maserati that ran out of gas because
Speaker 1: it was late for the flood and it was like
Speaker 1: a hundred and ten degrees outside. This nigger was trying
Speaker 1: to push the ship by herself. You know, I was
Speaker 1: pushing myself, crazie. No, some white man came helped you,
Speaker 1: but I guarantee you didn't get an direction, lady. That
Speaker 1: night he strained his pep getting a drive to see
Speaker 1: for shades on I did. I had lemonade. I took
Speaker 1: a sip of my drink and was watching this motherfucker
Speaker 1: trying to pull a car down the hallway. But after
Speaker 1: that we did end up become my friends. Yeah, I think,
Speaker 1: And now that's my nigga. Literally, I'll smack somebody for wax,
Speaker 1: maybe some right not, I'll watch him get smacked and
Speaker 1: film it so he could watch your later. But let's
Speaker 1: talk about Cardie B for a second and what she
Speaker 1: had to say. Right, do we think that all men cheat?
Speaker 1: So we just stay with the guy who cheated because
Speaker 1: if we get with somebody else, he just going to
Speaker 1: you too. Makes sense though, And man, you can cheat,
Speaker 1: don't cheat with the neighbor next door. Don't cheat with
Speaker 1: the sister or the cousin. Don't start cheat with the
Speaker 1: girl that I hate. You know what I'm saying. But
Speaker 1: if he go on on the he on tour, he
Speaker 1: probably goes smash and he got drunk with boys in
Speaker 1: one night? Is it made sense? Don't you can't get managed?
Speaker 1: How does that make sense for doing that? Because because
Speaker 1: he out of the way, he kind of respected. But
Speaker 1: if the shoes on the okay, but she would be
Speaker 1: all types of triflettle. So ladies, if you cheat with
Speaker 1: somebody out of town on the road, it makes sense.
Speaker 1: But you know what, if you respect, you're mad enough
Speaker 1: and he never ever, ever ever find out and it
Speaker 1: didn't happen. It didn't happen. But you know that, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I think that is a better way
Speaker 1: if you got my fucking cheat at least like cover
Speaker 1: your tracks, make sure I'm that's what the problem is,
Speaker 1: because that disrespect exactly, that's what you're mad at. You
Speaker 1: really mad that her mother fucking disrespected yousolutely like you're
Speaker 1: not if you fuck somebody random, you're never gonna suck
Speaker 1: him again. It's kind of like, y'all use a condom.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna say it's okay, but in the back
Speaker 1: of your mind, you're like, if you don't, never find
Speaker 1: out about it. But if it's a bit as Now
Speaker 1: she on Instagram snap and his car this this that
Speaker 1: in the third Yeah, she called you like we using
Speaker 1: the shower. We didn't use no condom because she wants
Speaker 1: to get her as beat Like, but no, you know
Speaker 1: what getting as he needed to get job too, Because
Speaker 1: you're doing all that ship like, you're putting me in danger.
Speaker 1: So I can't funk what you like that all right, now,
Speaker 1: for a second, we're gonna shift gears and we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about porn because they just did a study. They said, um, women,
Speaker 1: According to porn Hub, they released their year and data
Speaker 1: for seventeen and they said the search term porn for
Speaker 1: women was actually one of the biggest search terms imporn
Speaker 1: and over it was up over four from the previous year.
Speaker 1: And I want to see if you guys can guess
Speaker 1: whether the top three categories that women look for importn
Speaker 1: versus the top three categories that men look for. So
Speaker 1: women's top three favorites, what do you think they are? Oh,
Speaker 1: you're asking gang bang? It's actually not lesbian. Lesbian's number one?
Speaker 1: You said, what massages? M side is number one, two, three,
Speaker 1: four or five, seven eight a BBC And didn't make this,
Speaker 1: did it? No, there's no number three. Okay, the number
Speaker 1: two though, it's lesbian scissoring. Yeah, lesbian, But that's not fair.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't that be with leslie lesbian? A lesbian sits and reading?
Speaker 1: Because every lesbian sex scene doesn't involve tripping? That shill.
Speaker 1: Why do we have so many names tripping sissering, that's
Speaker 1: the same thing. Why is it called tripping? I have
Speaker 1: no idea, Kelly, I don't know, but I thought this
Speaker 1: was just yeah, they called they don't really feel good.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess something on your ship a man?
Speaker 1: Could you could try that right as a man scissor
Speaker 1: like yeah, because it's kind of like jerking each other's dick, right,
Speaker 1: you're rubbing your clip up against hers? You mean, like
Speaker 1: dry hump like a man? How did did you have
Speaker 1: a dry hump? How did that fail for a man? Girls?
Speaker 1: On when that period they just humped me in they
Speaker 1: through the pants, Like, so do it make you not
Speaker 1: too though? I don't get too much out of it, generousity, No,
Speaker 1: because I had wet pussy before, so I need something
Speaker 1: like I never liked dry humping when I was younger.
Speaker 1: You know, that was something that I was like, this
Speaker 1: is whack. Don't make yourself nut, you know, to make
Speaker 1: yourself nut off that you I mean, you have a goal.
Speaker 1: I mean, but why don't you just fuck like that?
Speaker 1: Just a period? Girls? Why don't you just suck? Why
Speaker 1: don't you just why not? Okay? Tap three terms for
Speaker 1: men that they searched for on porn Hub. Tap three
Speaker 1: from men seen is actually number six. I like what
Speaker 1: your favorite is? Like b B W lord come in? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's too specific. That's not a d but that mom
Speaker 1: is all that? Why is mom so that mom being mad? Pooring?
Speaker 1: Like I always like your homework to me was number one?
Speaker 1: What is? Why is it all old? Ship? Do you
Speaker 1: think about it? Step? Because you're doing something you ain't
Speaker 1: supposed to be knowing. That's the third one. No, the
Speaker 1: third one is Japanese. Oh that's racist. Why do you
Speaker 1: like that? Why do you think that Japanese is so um?
Speaker 1: Why do you like it so much? Wax because he
Speaker 1: got small hands and making meat look big. So you
Speaker 1: always trying to find one number year you find your agent.
Speaker 1: She got small hands and when you're smashing it and
Speaker 1: make you feeling met, it's so big as they scream
Speaker 1: so loud. That's because Wa has three So why whatever
Speaker 1: it is, boost my ego for that one? He has
Speaker 1: a three inch dick, you know that right? Because he's
Speaker 1: been getting it's bigger with these little hands. He told
Speaker 1: me this story. This is how I know he's been
Speaker 1: getting great since he was like seven. So now it
Speaker 1: goes this way and not like this one straight. It
Speaker 1: curves because he had the permanent yeast infection. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell y'all it's a long story. But here to the
Speaker 1: side and then it opens. I don't say it open.
Speaker 1: It's like it grow wide and still like people. Some
Speaker 1: people grow long and grow wide, like girl. Some girth up.
Speaker 1: They gets swollen, so it's like square shape. It's like
Speaker 1: a it's like my fist that is halloway and he
Speaker 1: thinks it's funny. That's not that's now that's too big.
Speaker 1: It's like short stubby. So you got a short stubby back.
Speaker 1: That's too long? Yeah, that long he sat. It's like
Speaker 1: his fist. The job don't wow. So you probably gotta
Speaker 1: put it in sideways? Yes, how did that has to hurt?
Speaker 1: And you also said that you try to stretch your
Speaker 1: penis out though over the course over the course of
Speaker 1: some years, I put like a ten pound weight on
Speaker 1: my meat, put a string on it. I let it hang,
Speaker 1: and I gotta hurt you because he knew he had
Speaker 1: a little dick. Listen, I really heard it pop and everything.
Speaker 1: When where did you learn how to do what? Penis?
Speaker 1: A whole lot of us that man put a weight
Speaker 1: on their penis and tight none of us. We never know.
Speaker 1: We got a big me to night. Okay, So what
Speaker 1: kind of it all? Depends on the girl. But I
Speaker 1: can this one around. Put the string through it, and
Speaker 1: then I put it around. It was a kettle ball.
Speaker 1: That was from a girl being like, you got a
Speaker 1: little deck because he's like you all beat out? Then
Speaker 1: you had to dick you and dead lists. Literally he
Speaker 1: was doing curls because how would you know that it
Speaker 1: needed to be improved? I didn't. I just wanted the
Speaker 1: biggest thing because I just thought, I don't know. You
Speaker 1: always try to do you think to put a weight
Speaker 1: on it? What else is kept stretching it out and
Speaker 1: kept pulling it and all that would they just bounced back?
Speaker 1: Anybody say, did it didn't work at all? No? I
Speaker 1: gotta hearn. You sucked me up for a while. Damn,
Speaker 1: you have to go to the doctor and surgery. They
Speaker 1: put a long needle in tide of my pelvis area.
Speaker 1: What if that ship would have took his dick off?
Speaker 1: What if you got gang green and they had to
Speaker 1: amputate your peanut? How old was you when you did that?
Speaker 1: It was last week the freshman of college. Damn, that's
Speaker 1: kind of old like that. We all have to come on,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Men going to the fucking
Speaker 1: shops and try to get the puss in the big pumps. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? The older? Ain't no young
Speaker 1: kids doing that, trying to approve their meats. So you
Speaker 1: would say that your number one search for what is
Speaker 1: what important? How you measure up? I've been doing a
Speaker 1: lot of like landlord ship landlord, so where the man
Speaker 1: is landlord of the woman is a landlord. The man
Speaker 1: come in the landlord and I can't my rent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. You know that stump ship. Your boyfriend
Speaker 1: not home. He said he's gonna pay the rent. La
Speaker 1: la la, you're like my friend. Yeah, you watched the
Speaker 1: whole scenario. It's not just the second. I hate turning
Speaker 1: on the smashing. I hate that ship. You need like, okay,
Speaker 1: you need, you need the whole okay, whole story. I
Speaker 1: like when they sleep and then somebody come and you know,
Speaker 1: so you never skip ahead or nothing. I fast for
Speaker 1: a little bit, you know we're talking too much or
Speaker 1: something like that. My mom's friend and then a little
Speaker 1: girl walking away, A little girl, Yo, she's nice. What
Speaker 1: about cartoon sex? You watch? That's so dumb? Yeah, that's corn.
Speaker 1: They never got me off because I actually made the
Speaker 1: Japanese cartoon for that, and just like at intriguing, it's weird.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to look at some of these other ones
Speaker 1: and that makes it weird. It didn't make a women's list,
Speaker 1: but it made the to be funny. I'm not like sexy,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Jessica Rabbit was a sexy
Speaker 1: card to she was ready. That was my first girl.
Speaker 1: You did that very hard. I mean, I'm sure I
Speaker 1: pumped to a couple of pillows and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: They didn't make the kids fell out? Yea, when I
Speaker 1: was young, and did you tell kiss it? I knew
Speaker 1: how to kiss because I was getting like touched with
Speaker 1: girls and stuff like, oh yeah, because he's been getting
Speaker 1: molested since he was like four to night. That's awful.
Speaker 1: I think it was a woman. You said what that's
Speaker 1: still disgusting that you have issues. You have issues now
Speaker 1: that that really it is? You don't know if I
Speaker 1: got issues? Like why? Because I'm scared of women. Because
Speaker 1: if you feel like you like somebody too much, you run.
Speaker 1: You like to smash women who are in relationship. You
Speaker 1: don't trust anyone. You think it's okay for men to
Speaker 1: cheat out. You have very more views our relationships. Um,
Speaker 1: I think that's kind of a lot of men. All
Speaker 1: men was touched thing because that sounds like I don't
Speaker 1: feel like all men think like that. I don't need
Speaker 1: at all. So name it again. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: what we do, things like what you were just saying
Speaker 1: while we were sitting there, Like running whenever a woman
Speaker 1: likes you think you like her too much. No, I
Speaker 1: think that man gonna turn it down if you know
Speaker 1: it's going to disrespect his woman or somebody gonna find out.
Speaker 1: A man is only his faithful his options at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, Like if everybody has options, wax.
Speaker 1: I know. But if he know that he got something,
Speaker 1: he knows he'd get away with this. His wife would
Speaker 1: never find out. I think he just might do it.
Speaker 1: How could you ever think that someone would never find out?
Speaker 1: Guys always use That's why I don't know. Man, if
Speaker 1: I know that she's on the phone and she's sleep
Speaker 1: and whatever, I don't know. It's just we just know.
Speaker 1: I wish I short these sleep. What's the what's the
Speaker 1: fat ship you ever did to a woman that she
Speaker 1: was like, Damn, that's sucked up even for me. Put
Speaker 1: that squared dick in them was funny, but um, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I always had I got a bunch of
Speaker 1: sisters and the nieces stuff. I don't think I ever
Speaker 1: did to them. Um ice cube in the butt? Oh
Speaker 1: you know what? Not? But you know what I knew.
Speaker 1: I knew this guy smashed her and I knew her
Speaker 1: dude man wasn't really cool. I knew him through somebody.
Speaker 1: But she wasn't supposed to be at my house and
Speaker 1: I know she couldn't tell nobody. So when I was smashing,
Speaker 1: I put outside my back door, and when she was naked,
Speaker 1: I made her run around because why did you do that?
Speaker 1: For no reason? Some dumb ship? Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: So stupid of me? You asked the dumby ship? I did?
Speaker 1: I told you? Did you apologize that she was spposed
Speaker 1: to be there? She? What? Then? Are you hearing fucking me?
Speaker 1: You gotta man? He put her outside naked in the
Speaker 1: backyard amy run around the house of Garrett Coles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mad at her because she had but you had some issues,
Speaker 1: but I don't like you won't have a girl and
Speaker 1: another woman, So it's okay for you, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: okay for her to listen. If you blackmail me, if
Speaker 1: I fuck you, you and you gotta take with me
Speaker 1: and said, I'm gonna show your motherfucking girl blackmail me.
Speaker 1: I guess who deserved that ship? Me? I ain't supposed
Speaker 1: to be over there, right, the sum all over there for.
Speaker 1: You know what you're there for. I know what I'm
Speaker 1: there for. But if you can take me fucking you
Speaker 1: and you got that ship and blackmail me, that's what
Speaker 1: I get. Kelly, what's the most foul ship you ever
Speaker 1: did to a dude that's up doing things like that?
Speaker 1: The girls girls fuck us out bad? What's the most
Speaker 1: ship ship? You gotta come clean, Kelly, everybody else coming clean?
Speaker 1: Let me see the ful. Really, it wasn't foul. I
Speaker 1: found out that the guy was cheating so ship. So
Speaker 1: what I did. I went to his shop. I slashed
Speaker 1: his ties and I kept it moving. Man, what was
Speaker 1: his reaction after that? He felt like he deserved it,
Speaker 1: so he couldn't say nothing. Couldn't he say? You know
Speaker 1: how many times and I had my you had to
Speaker 1: card keating everything? Everything one of those busted out, man,
Speaker 1: like weeks at a time. My motorcycle tires slashed out
Speaker 1: and did you know who did it? Or it could
Speaker 1: have been anybody man, a couple of them. I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is college, so is anytime anybody. Yeah, what's the
Speaker 1: father ship? You ever did? Um? I was dating this guy?
Speaker 1: Tell me she gonna kill me? Now you said it's foul,
Speaker 1: not mean or evil, no foul different, like I think
Speaker 1: like that. I was dating this guy. We was um.
Speaker 1: He kind of like basically dumped me on my birthday,
Speaker 1: like on my shut up on my birthday. He dumped
Speaker 1: me and then I ended up going on vacation with
Speaker 1: one of his friends and with his friends, that was
Speaker 1: what he dumped me. They broke up and then oh wait,
Speaker 1: I'm not done now. So then you know, I was
Speaker 1: talking to his friend and then he, I guess, decided
Speaker 1: he was sucked up and wrong. And then he called
Speaker 1: me and he was like, oh my god, I was
Speaker 1: so fucked up. I'm sorry or whatever. Can we get
Speaker 1: back together? So I said yes, and then I played
Speaker 1: his friend. But I never told him that I sucked
Speaker 1: his friend. You were scared hist friends gonna tell so
Speaker 1: no not at the time. I thought that was our
Speaker 1: little secret. And then so I started dating the guy
Speaker 1: back like and I stopped talking to the friends, and
Speaker 1: then of course the friend told up, and what's the
Speaker 1: most fast to every? But I was single? What's the
Speaker 1: most basted? You every? My boyfriend sister? That's great. I
Speaker 1: don't know how could he get over that? I don't
Speaker 1: know if your sister, but he didn't know what do
Speaker 1: with that? I mean, I probably stayed there, But what
Speaker 1: made you do that? I was working up before he
Speaker 1: was my boyfriend and he didn't know it. I don't
Speaker 1: know if he knew or not. But he became my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: And oh the bad thing was that he was in
Speaker 1: the round sleeping. He was on the couch, keep sinking that,
Speaker 1: you know, with scissoring what's the other word, tripping? Tripping?
Speaker 1: And that's kind of Now, how have you ever felt
Speaker 1: physically ill after you broke up with someone? Yes, still
Speaker 1: feel sick over what happened. You're in a safe space.
Speaker 1: What what do we call him? Chocolate chocolate pudding pop?
Speaker 1: Just you know, I must stuffing bro big one time.
Speaker 1: It's bad. Okay, So it made you feel physically like
Speaker 1: your stomach hurt. Um, now, I guess, so I try
Speaker 1: to like get other pussy to try to make it
Speaker 1: easy better. Yeah, and that's the fact. That's what guys do.
Speaker 1: This is difference between women and women. Break up right.
Speaker 1: For men, y'all go and try to suck a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of chicks and immediately like you're gonna get over it.
Speaker 1: For women, we'd be all sad, depressed, call our friends
Speaker 1: and then deal with it. But we get over it
Speaker 1: because we deal with it. Men don't deal with it
Speaker 1: and months later, a year later, two years later, and
Speaker 1: come right back. But y'all cauld y'all can take pain.
Speaker 1: You have a period every month, so we can't take pains.
Speaker 1: That's why it hurts us even more when y'all you'll
Speaker 1: get jumped. You should be able to do that up
Speaker 1: period circumcised, man, we forget that. Y'all do it every
Speaker 1: single month. Get circumcised every month now, but we never
Speaker 1: get nothing chopped off of our cut off of our
Speaker 1: don't get circumcised to get birth though, No, we don't
Speaker 1: get circumcised some countries and some countries they do, like
Speaker 1: Africa Africa. They yeah, but that's that's different. That's yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not it's like chastity or something, right, it's different
Speaker 1: terms for its pain. When women have sex. It's called
Speaker 1: um what is it called genital mutilation? Because they sew
Speaker 1: it up to as well. They a little a little
Speaker 1: hole just so ye your yeah, not the same hole buckle.
Speaker 1: So that means when y'all, when you'll really do squirt,
Speaker 1: what do you mean you can't telling me the pussy
Speaker 1: hole is where the squirt come out of. Its not
Speaker 1: the phole. Squirt come out the peehole. World is wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why it's p because it come out to the
Speaker 1: people and what's got piste on shine? But I'm trying
Speaker 1: to mass you really explode? Is like really coming? Do
Speaker 1: you like? How did this charge say something about? He does?
Speaker 1: Did you use that this charge come out the vagina?
Speaker 1: But you weren't come out to aureita? All right, so
Speaker 1: so come out of both of you nothing Then you're
Speaker 1: pissing at the same time. That's why the girls it's
Speaker 1: only coming out of But do it feel good? I
Speaker 1: don't sure. I have squared it once, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yes it does, yeah, so tell me about it. Is
Speaker 1: it real? Yes, that's real? Put your face down there. Huh.
Speaker 1: I'd like to say that ain't too good at that?
Speaker 1: He said, we don't this makes perfect watch you tell
Speaker 1: me you ate out a lot of girls, and yeah,
Speaker 1: you found out what yeast was from when I was
Speaker 1: really young, I have to eat the girls out for
Speaker 1: hours while I was playing angle seat and he didn't
Speaker 1: know he was eating. So what happened to the game
Speaker 1: down to eating pussy? You got a YaST infection in
Speaker 1: your mouth? Yeah? I had to when I was younger.
Speaker 1: I ain't know what's going on, and I know what
Speaker 1: used to infected smell like, because like when I when
Speaker 1: I was older, I was like, somebody said this girl
Speaker 1: had used to not smelting. Then that smell came back
Speaker 1: and I started visionizing me eating pussy down there and
Speaker 1: all the white cotton balls and stuff that cheese. The wait,
Speaker 1: you ate a yeast infection before and it didn't make
Speaker 1: you sick? Yeah, it doesn't make you sick. When I
Speaker 1: used to go down there, look at pussy, about the
Speaker 1: eat pussy, I used to get sick all through coin.
Speaker 1: I used to like it was like a clockwork orange.
Speaker 1: Yeah I was fucked up. I ain't that's why. So
Speaker 1: what do you do now? I try to practice here
Speaker 1: and then he'd be like, get up, and I just
Speaker 1: a black word. I keep put my TEMs on his rock.
Speaker 1: He put your timmy, but he looked like he suss
Speaker 1: with his TEMs on. You know what, I'm nowhere narratives,
Speaker 1: puss be intr you're either one. I want to see
Speaker 1: if your finger now my feet don't stay? They do
Speaker 1: tims on all the time. You got sucked the feet?
Speaker 1: Of course he does. Look at them? Are you sure?
Speaker 1: Mostly let me see your feet? What I look like
Speaker 1: he sucked up? Would a girl be asking for I
Speaker 1: don't send pictures. Take them socks that we can see
Speaker 1: up by the way. That tongue on your timberlands hanging like?
Speaker 1: How the girl ever suck your toes? Yes? What? How
Speaker 1: many girls? How do your tims? You ain't taking them off?
Speaker 1: They sucked the happy and everything? I really yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's chilling. It's chill. So she got paid that like
Speaker 1: your toes. Oh that's different. I mean I went through
Speaker 1: something I did. I'm happy ending sometime, but I would
Speaker 1: never pay for pussy like that and pay for them
Speaker 1: to sign the wayes not crusted show us. Yeah not
Speaker 1: that guy. You used to be an athlete, so now no,
Speaker 1: I'm the guy the beach with the thims. That's what
Speaker 1: that means. I just left. I'm chilling the wax. So
Speaker 1: I'm chilling. I'm wax. You get a wax nigger. Okay,
Speaker 1: so listen how I'm playing, because man I would talking
Speaker 1: about you had a ship on the beach, and you
Speaker 1: got tims like GJ. Cally, you got all types of
Speaker 1: gang green and you got black toe. Now no you
Speaker 1: got you got. I just off the beach. Was a
Speaker 1: wish woman. I wasn't. I was floats. No, no, I
Speaker 1: have my shirt on. Not the guy with the shirt on,
Speaker 1: not the guy with the I'm good with it to swim.
Speaker 1: But when it sounded chill, I'm chilling. So you take
Speaker 1: your tims off to get notion? Yes, okay, okay, that's okay.
Speaker 1: Did you have my flippers? You had water sneakers? I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have to d the Kingdom shoes had shown
Speaker 1: my toes. And I want you to get back to
Speaker 1: the question. You just ask the ladies how important our
Speaker 1: feet when it comes to men? Because men talk about
Speaker 1: our feet? What about very important for me but very important?
Speaker 1: I didn't ask you. You don't care about men speaking?
Speaker 1: And what apparely does like this? Some things are uncontrollable,
Speaker 1: like you can't control if you got funky toes, you
Speaker 1: know you can't control it. You could do about it, However,
Speaker 1: you can't control the maintenance and how well you take
Speaker 1: care of you. So you can have the most messed
Speaker 1: up double crossed over bunion sticking out the side want
Speaker 1: to have. However, as long as you get them done
Speaker 1: and take care of them, it will take care of you.
Speaker 1: We don't need to scratch the ass feet scratching up
Speaker 1: the good but all that dead, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: The sheets all scratching up the sheets in the bed,
Speaker 1: and we don't need the crust and the flaky ship. Listen,
Speaker 1: I fucked with a guy that had nasty. He had
Speaker 1: tell me your nasty look nasty, the gust things, filthy
Speaker 1: thing feet like ballerina. And I'll tell you one time
Speaker 1: I had to step out and you know how you
Speaker 1: gotta step out here. You're like, well, they slippers right there,
Speaker 1: you're gonna I was like, na, bro, I'm not putting
Speaker 1: my foot in that nigga slippers. That's how bad his
Speaker 1: feet was. Did it turn you on? I didn't know
Speaker 1: that because he used to always have socks on. So
Speaker 1: I was thinking no, no, no no. But I was
Speaker 1: always thinking like he was like a nigg and You're like,
Speaker 1: he got a sock, got to run out. Then he
Speaker 1: got comfortable with girlfriend. When I tell you, claws, it
Speaker 1: was like Green told Nails, this is the next I'm
Speaker 1: still disgusted. And this was what was going on several
Speaker 1: years ago. I don't know. He was just a dirty
Speaker 1: nigga from Oh, a dirty nigga from home of him,
Speaker 1: you know who he is, and he like you and
Speaker 1: nigger for them feet. I ain't even got ye. Now
Speaker 1: he had something wrong with it, like you couldn't he
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not even gonna lie to y'all. He could
Speaker 1: not walk into a regular Chinese Silonos side you know
Speaker 1: with Philippine reb kore In and get his feet done.
Speaker 1: There's no way they would have turned him. That's the
Speaker 1: fact they would have turned him. You got to go
Speaker 1: in on my receipt. You know. That was my deciding factor.
Speaker 1: And when I was really gonna stop working with him,
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I can't. I'm gonna keep it around.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't marry no man, feet look like that.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to amputate your feet, sir, I would.
Speaker 1: I think he needs to throw the whole feet away,
Speaker 1: holding away man, I can tell a lot about you
Speaker 1: about how you take care your feet. Yeah, we still
Speaker 1: ain't yours. I'm not going to do it. You get
Speaker 1: pedicures and stuff, yes, yes, I got you. You take
Speaker 1: your team's off color poloshy, but no polosh you don't
Speaker 1: get him buff going and do whatever you gotta do
Speaker 1: put your feet. Do they have to use anything electrical? No,
Speaker 1: nothing at all to hold me down with a little
Speaker 1: They have to hold you down, they said, datum. They
Speaker 1: gave him that twilight and they're going to chamber. They
Speaker 1: gotta stick a needle your feet, crazy feet, Ye, no
Speaker 1: good money feet. I still play ball, know I'm good. Now,
Speaker 1: How comfortable are you guys with nudity? This is what
Speaker 1: I want to ask you for, y'all because everybody already
Speaker 1: know I'll be naked anyway, all right, but being naked okay, wax? Now,
Speaker 1: do guys walk around each other naked like it might
Speaker 1: be at the gym in the locker room? And I
Speaker 1: see certain guys even it's at the gym, that'd be wild.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you just said you've never seen a
Speaker 1: dick before. I say that. You said you ain't know
Speaker 1: where to compare your dick. Even still, I don't know
Speaker 1: where the fucking big dick is. You know the big
Speaker 1: I don't. Don't you know what's the big game? You
Speaker 1: don't know what the big dick is. Always always some girls,
Speaker 1: if you want to marry somebody, I thought you got
Speaker 1: the biggest dick you've ever seen in your life. Ain't
Speaker 1: gonna marry you? Really the key to marriage I there
Speaker 1: and actually you later while he pumping and he's not,
Speaker 1: he's not getting no fucking motivation for his life. He's
Speaker 1: gonna look at you, but I can't marry this girl,
Speaker 1: how bad you wish. And I believe him because if
Speaker 1: you say you were dude and you beeting with him
Speaker 1: and you're like, with your little ass dick, you're killing him.
Speaker 1: I would ever say that, yeah, because you're right, because
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, you already sun that
Speaker 1: little ass dick. So now you just look crazy pretty
Speaker 1: two years, couple of nights you've been over there pumping
Speaker 1: on hert like you're doing something to like now you
Speaker 1: want that ring act like it's the biggest ship you've
Speaker 1: ever fucking seen in your life. And I guarantee you
Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna marry you. I had a guy with
Speaker 1: Delan Went and whenever because his dick was a decent size.
Speaker 1: So I used to be screaming, like literally, and he
Speaker 1: loved it. He was he loved it. He was like,
Speaker 1: that's the sexiest ship that I ever that's the sexiest ship.
Speaker 1: But it's because of that, because he's like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: killing it. But don't you think that? Okay, so let's
Speaker 1: just say a guy hasn't little dick and you're pretending
Speaker 1: it's the biggest team between that. Don't you think he
Speaker 1: knows you pretending? Because that's what have little dicks? They
Speaker 1: have little yes, they do. They definitely enough. Those are
Speaker 1: the guys that wait longer than has in me and
Speaker 1: some girls like already jump right on the ship. But
Speaker 1: you know what a big dick is, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think about it big. Sometimes I'm like, then
Speaker 1: it's my ship big that when you look at you everything, Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you look at porn, that's probably what it is
Speaker 1: on mine. Okay, so when you look at porn, you'd
Speaker 1: be like, I think my ship bigger than he is?
Speaker 1: You got to I think, come on, guys, think that
Speaker 1: because you also sometimes when you get port and put
Speaker 1: yourself in that man's place, like you pretend it's you. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't be like, damn the biggest hat. Why
Speaker 1: not but say that? I never the way. We're gonna
Speaker 1: just take that clip on the slip service it. Make
Speaker 1: sure you'll watch this whole ship. Then watch this ole ship.
Speaker 1: What's gonna take that? Right? I'm playing that on the
Speaker 1: breakfast for me. I need that for the breakfast club.
Speaker 1: You're gonna use that as a drop what was going
Speaker 1: on on that? Really? I really don't know. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: don't even know my ship big er not. I'll just
Speaker 1: be like, I don't know. I just do you want
Speaker 1: to know? Um, I'll just keep I've been living. I'm
Speaker 1: thirty four, I'm living whatever. I like. The way I'm
Speaker 1: going now, I'm straight. I don't get too many complaints.
Speaker 1: Ain't no girls, because because I mean, I'm probably got
Speaker 1: some complaints here and there. What do they complaint? Sucking
Speaker 1: on the pussy? Right? That might be good? What kind
Speaker 1: of complaints do you get besides that you don't eat
Speaker 1: the pussy? He's not so much affectionate, like I want
Speaker 1: to get the blunt, I want to fuck you want
Speaker 1: to sit nice and on my phone? Why you don't
Speaker 1: want to fall in love? Be scared reship? I'm scared
Speaker 1: scared liking you last time you've been in a relationship.
Speaker 1: Why are you scared to like a girl? He fucking
Speaker 1: cheated on her the whole time he did. He doesn't
Speaker 1: want to bring it in case he's trying to get
Speaker 1: back with her. Don't go back bench, Run Run, I
Speaker 1: got a nice guy for you. Run. What do you
Speaker 1: hear that? Um? Liking somebody and they do me dirty?
Speaker 1: Like things like I don't do girls. Everybody know me.
Speaker 1: If you deal with me, you know exactly what time
Speaker 1: it is. What you should only want to suck me
Speaker 1: one time? Why do you want to keep on sucking
Speaker 1: me after we got this weird? You don't take his
Speaker 1: boot off? Just me one time and that's it? Like
Speaker 1: what you don't take me home? Nice? Ride on the roll?
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, like you never feel like with a
Speaker 1: girl like yeah, but listen, if that should happened, that
Speaker 1: ship just going to happen. I don't want to try
Speaker 1: to make it work I ain't want them guys that,
Speaker 1: just let's work on this and try to make the
Speaker 1: ship work. No, if I'm with you, I wonder one
Speaker 1: day to look at you like then we're doing rocking
Speaker 1: for like five years, you're still here, Like, what the funk?
Speaker 1: That's how I want that. You can't get it like
Speaker 1: that every time you think you body because you can't
Speaker 1: be around somebody for five years that you ain't gonna
Speaker 1: want to run from this person. Maybe I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: be able to you know what I'm saying. But if
Speaker 1: I'm able to wrant to get the funk away from
Speaker 1: me out, So what if they're putting the moves on
Speaker 1: you like hey, you know, just thinking about you, I
Speaker 1: miss you. And then so you're just like okay with that,
Speaker 1: but you don't want them to want to fun. You
Speaker 1: stop acting like a little bit. You're right, I'm scared.
Speaker 1: You're not scared when relationships Now, I love it, y'all
Speaker 1: like the challenge you'all Crazy's something scary about the worst
Speaker 1: thing that's gonna happen is that ship don't work out.
Speaker 1: That's the worst thing that's gonna happen. You already gotta
Speaker 1: pay mad different Chilen supports. How many were How many
Speaker 1: kids do you have? Any man that traveled over thirty
Speaker 1: and you travel as much as I did, probably got
Speaker 1: maybe one or two possibles out there. So how many
Speaker 1: you have? I got one son that I know of
Speaker 1: for a fact, but maybe a couple out there because
Speaker 1: I was wilding out that was being really stupid and
Speaker 1: loose with my dick at one time. How many times?
Speaker 1: And I don't know how many of them got pregnant
Speaker 1: hand baby? So you go, and that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: as many as I Well maybe if you text them
Speaker 1: back and had relationships with them, really knew their name,
Speaker 1: you want to know, Um, we need to call Marie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: as a matter of fact, we got more right here.
Speaker 1: But a matter of fact, we have a woman from
Speaker 1: den Mark Mark Listen. I think a lot of men
Speaker 1: you really don't know, Like, do you want to know?
Speaker 1: I asked, yes, I would love to see another little
Speaker 1: wax out there, little waxes out there. I let you
Speaker 1: had a daughter too. I got a son. I the
Speaker 1: god though the god, and I had a couple of
Speaker 1: people who say the baby is mine, but they don't
Speaker 1: even look nothing like me. But you got you gotta test. No,
Speaker 1: I just don't look like me. That don't mean nothing.
Speaker 1: It don't look it actually sounds fortunate. My hands and
Speaker 1: stuff like like a brick You think the baby is
Speaker 1: supposed to have brick hands. My son right now is
Speaker 1: big as hell and he's for you blacks. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Your kid could look like any fucking body in your bloodline.
Speaker 1: You can have a kid that's a bidget and you, hey,
Speaker 1: that's a bad word. Okay, So you can have a
Speaker 1: kid that's a little person and you're not a little person.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna say, yes, it is true, Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: It's absolutely true. Little people you can get. I'm not
Speaker 1: e gonna say me. You can get any woman pregnant
Speaker 1: that's not a little person. You're not a little person,
Speaker 1: And y'all can create a little baby that's a little person.
Speaker 1: That's why should make a baby. Gonna pop out with yes, yet,
Speaker 1: that's my baby. He got on tims, he got dressed,
Speaker 1: has got my rock hands and my penis. He gotta
Speaker 1: weight hanging from his dick. I think they wanted you
Speaker 1: to take a fraternity test because me and hands sen
Speaker 1: you get served papers on time happened. There's people in
Speaker 1: the world you want to see. This happened to me, happened.
Speaker 1: It was one of the funniest days of my life,
Speaker 1: I'm sure. As the person did a spin and spun
Speaker 1: around like and then the floor with his joke with
Speaker 1: all Y'all'm like everybody walking today, everybody. I did think
Speaker 1: it was a joke though, I'm not gonna lie, but
Speaker 1: he really got served some papers. So maybe you do
Speaker 1: have a daughter, and that might have been the papers
Speaker 1: for your paternity suit, you know, for I don't want
Speaker 1: to I would hope, so, yeah, definitely. So what kind
Speaker 1: of women would you say is your ideal women? Um?
Speaker 1: A teacher, a librarian, librarian, No, motherfucker teacher, librarian want
Speaker 1: to get with you. So you like women from Liberia?
Speaker 1: I like, I like like, I like girls with glasses.
Speaker 1: Anybody glued out glasses running out? Please tell them your
Speaker 1: girls with glasses got some real good blind girls. Pussy
Speaker 1: is so, why is that wax? Because they squinched all
Speaker 1: the time. And every time you squench your pussy like that,
Speaker 1: every time you do keegos, your pussy goes like this. No,
Speaker 1: my eyes is not controlled. My vagina I'm squeezing my
Speaker 1: pussy right now. My eyes is looking right at you,
Speaker 1: and my ladies don't like this at this very moment.
Speaker 1: Don't blind girls. Anybody I've seen with glasses pussy, My
Speaker 1: hand is not you, and I like that one time,
Speaker 1: and I'm still squeezing, and really, and tell you the
Speaker 1: girls that got glasses, they mad freaky and they fucking
Speaker 1: the blind ones. Okay, So your only requirement is bad eyesight,
Speaker 1: like bad. I like bad eyesight. He like bad eyesight
Speaker 1: so that they can't see his feet, take shoes off
Speaker 1: or his face for that minute. Sorry, wax, all right,
Speaker 1: So people that were bad eyesight with good pussy, they
Speaker 1: have good pussy, okay. And what else? What are the
Speaker 1: other requirements? A guy fair woman definitely look and looking wax. Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody how to cook you to I don't, That's why
Speaker 1: I need you. But he owns a chicken, fine, so
Speaker 1: you gotta make eggs and chicken, okay? And what else?
Speaker 1: So cooking going to church, but can't see, God gonna
Speaker 1: bless the eyes. But teacher a blind bitch. That's a teacher.
Speaker 1: Like somebody who love kids who might want to do
Speaker 1: a daycare. They got a lot of them. They could
Speaker 1: open a daycare. Yeah, what I'm saying, I want you
Speaker 1: to like love because I like, I like, I want
Speaker 1: a bunch of kids. I wanted twelve. How are you
Speaker 1: gonna have a bunch of kids? If you wanna go
Speaker 1: for more than one day, he's gonna have a bunch
Speaker 1: your baby mouth. I want to I want to get
Speaker 1: this thing signed up. I want to be like all
Speaker 1: you you want to have a baby, let's sign it.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. You're a good breath I want to
Speaker 1: start doing a breathe. So you're like a French bulldog.
Speaker 1: Maybe right. I know I'm a good breathe, so I
Speaker 1: know we're gonna have some dope kids. I'm looking at you,
Speaker 1: black word, do you look like I'm official? What what
Speaker 1: breed are you? He was gonna say that because they're
Speaker 1: sure and stuffy too, Like what about being in shape?
Speaker 1: Because I know you work out? Definitely definitely. You know
Speaker 1: Kelly's a body builder. Yeah, you show your guns? She
Speaker 1: really is. I think you building arm breath, so she
Speaker 1: really could slam you. I'm I think you as your arms.
Speaker 1: Let's can be very same. I'm two. I folded a
Speaker 1: girl that was two forty folded, looked a little bit
Speaker 1: like you. That's a girl a little bit water. But
Speaker 1: that's a girl. Who is that your phone wax? Different?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, come on, manfection, let me answer it. He
Speaker 1: ain't here? Who that? Yeah? I'm different. Yeah, you're definitely different,
Speaker 1: definitely special. You run away from girls now, let me
Speaker 1: all right? So we were talking about the nudity thing, right,
Speaker 1: because I'm just asking that because I know girls walking
Speaker 1: around each other naked all the time, don't think nothing
Speaker 1: of it, getting dressed and everything. I always walk around naked.
Speaker 1: Do men walking around naked all the time, like if
Speaker 1: you're getting ready to go out or something like that,
Speaker 1: But they do do that, Right. You might have some weird,
Speaker 1: one weird dude out in the cool but the crew
Speaker 1: that's that's one out of a hundred. I'm saying you
Speaker 1: probably get that if I come into somewhere in a
Speaker 1: bunch of dudes walking around naked, h right, because I
Speaker 1: always feel like in the men's locker room, they're always
Speaker 1: like walking around naked, so they smack each other. But
Speaker 1: yeah they do. And y'all also be taking showers, like
Speaker 1: in a big open shower. Yeah, I have my towel
Speaker 1: and all that ship. I'll wait to certain dudes that
Speaker 1: I think that ain't all the way, right, I take
Speaker 1: that that somebody's calling it. Yeah, let me get it.
Speaker 1: He got some bread and his good if I think
Speaker 1: a couple of guys, like on the football team, we
Speaker 1: had this dude that we called Tippy Tools. And when
Speaker 1: Tippy Tools and started and they're taking a shower, I'm
Speaker 1: not in there taking a shower because you know, a
Speaker 1: couple of girls tell us like he ain't telling about
Speaker 1: everybody dick size, and he over there because he was gay.
Speaker 1: So he went to the girls and tell them to
Speaker 1: have a scussion with them, like, oh, how he looks?
Speaker 1: How you looking the shower? So I like, Brian beat
Speaker 1: when you come around, But about you, I ain't wanted
Speaker 1: to see me. I never know what it's the rocket.
Speaker 1: All right. We have one more question from a listener.
Speaker 1: I just want to know, how do you know if
Speaker 1: you can really trust someone? Yeah? I have been hurt
Speaker 1: in the past, but also the guy I'm dating now
Speaker 1: lies about the littlest things, or says one thing and
Speaker 1: something different later and then gets mad when I say
Speaker 1: that's not what you said before. Okay, so clearly trust issues.
Speaker 1: But why do you guys lie about the littlest things
Speaker 1: because we got don't ask me because don't ask me,
Speaker 1: so I lie. I don't even want you to ask
Speaker 1: me that if you know it's little and dumb. Don't
Speaker 1: ask me. Only asked me about the big ship that
Speaker 1: we we we can. But what's the little thing you
Speaker 1: would lie about? Where you was at my boy crib right?
Speaker 1: Really might not say because I ain't got time with
Speaker 1: the with the backlash after you took with a bit,
Speaker 1: So why I'm gonna put myself into that? That's like
Speaker 1: telling the copy could have been why I'm smoking with
Speaker 1: you in the car and if cops came forward me over,
Speaker 1: why was you with another bitch when you could have
Speaker 1: misspent the time with your bitch because I want some pussy,
Speaker 1: I want some other pussy at the time, or I
Speaker 1: always want to chill with the other girl at the time.
Speaker 1: I know you got caught up in a lot of lies,
Speaker 1: though no, I always tell the truth because I got
Speaker 1: you just that you don't he's lying now. I know
Speaker 1: you don't know. I said I don't. I said, we
Speaker 1: just say anything because we don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1: That's a lie, wax. We don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1: Just saying anything is a lie. Though, I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: on myself what was you at onself? Because they're lying,
Speaker 1: and us as women, we have good intuition and and
Speaker 1: we're already to check. You stand that you still already
Speaker 1: took a picture of y'all and showed me that y'all
Speaker 1: was eating. Get it? But still we still ain't got
Speaker 1: time to hear it. I could still be like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about, all right, So what
Speaker 1: do you do? Like? Do you think that you could
Speaker 1: really be with somebody that tells those little lies? No?
Speaker 1: I hate that because one little lie is gonna turn
Speaker 1: to another lie and another lot of I can't keep
Speaker 1: up with a lot of tellers. That's how they get
Speaker 1: caught up. Single single, Rather be single than be walking
Speaker 1: around with a damn chief. If you already know leaving alone,
Speaker 1: if you're not gonna leave him after you asking that question,
Speaker 1: leave that question alone, leave it alone, or you're gonna
Speaker 1: stay single? Why do you do it? If you know
Speaker 1: you gotta lie about it? That's why are you about
Speaker 1: to make me lie about it? You make me lie
Speaker 1: to you. I don't want so. So everything's our fault, right,
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Speaker 1: I don't like that. It's our fault. You can't be
Speaker 1: in a relationship. It's our fault, your fault. Um, it's
Speaker 1: his fault that he skirred of relationships. It is because
Speaker 1: the things that happened to me made me who are
Speaker 1: you today? That still makes it our fault. You need
Speaker 1: to lay down on the couch. I might need therapy.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have been in therapy years ago. But this
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Speaker 1: wish your man was thirty four looking like me and
Speaker 1: like I would throw up if my man looks like Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think Kelly got bigger muscles in here. Yeah she
Speaker 1: feels I told you what to do, but isn't but
Speaker 1: arn Kelly's muscles good. She got coodies now if she
Speaker 1: touched you, it's cute, yeah, cute? Up? Oh taking her
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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about I'm talking
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Speaker 1: tell you what I do. I pick bitches in the ass.
Speaker 1: I've been to mover. I said, give me that ass bitch,
Speaker 1: and I rid him like a horse. That's what I
Speaker 1: do his face. You know what Peggan is right too?
Speaker 1: I do when I put my left leg on your
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Speaker 1: seen some of your porns. I've seen some of your
Speaker 1: point with men. Yeah, we watched some of her. Poor
Speaker 1: look at how he's looking at the Only the thing
Speaker 1: about Kelly though, if you look up her porn is
Speaker 1: that she has and um she has I guess what
Speaker 1: would call it a bigger And I'll make him suck
Speaker 1: it like it's a dick, and I grab him by
Speaker 1: the head, like suck it. You better suck my ship.
Speaker 1: And then after that I'll just slap them around to
Speaker 1: a little bit. I'm always violating. Violate the prostate, violate
Speaker 1: the nose. I might play with it a little bit,
Speaker 1: you know, I might put my cocky in and be
Speaker 1: like you hear that calling that guy here? You coming?
Speaker 1: Have you ever have you ever been with have you
Speaker 1: ever been with a women who has a big clataris?
Speaker 1: I had some like butterfly ships, the lips, the libbya.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the clats, you know that? Yeah, have
Speaker 1: you ever been with somebody like they're different sizes? Oh?
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Speaker 1: she has a lige click. Come on, man has a
Speaker 1: large clip. It's just bigger than the average chat brod
Speaker 1: a bitch by stoke. Let me see why. Let me
Speaker 1: say it because it's like a meat. But it's not.
Speaker 1: You know, the clip is just a small penis it is.
Speaker 1: I heard that it is, So what's the problem. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the one we watched before. Who's this bigger? Wax?
Speaker 1: And that note? Happy birthday learned. We love you as always.
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