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Speaker 1: Scotty, I got a story for you.

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Speaker 2: I bet you do.

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Speaker 3: Oh boy, Dad has penis hanging from his arm for

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Speaker 3: four years after his natural one fell off.

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Speaker 4: All of this and more on the next shocking episode

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Speaker 4: of Bananas.

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Speaker 5: Do World Dogs.

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Speaker 2: Would you.

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Speaker 1: Tell your midzillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you believe?

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Speaker 5: Bananas by Banana Baby BANAA.

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Speaker 3: Hey, bananamals, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 1: I am Kurt brown Or.

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Speaker 4: And I am Scottylandis, and we are sitting in Los Angeles,

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Speaker 4: sweating in our homes, excited to tell you about some

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Speaker 4: weird news stories. And I just wanted to say we

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Speaker 4: have started getting dms from Vilma and Guatemala. We've gotten

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Speaker 4: them from Nova Scotia, We've gotten them from Taiwan. We've

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Speaker 4: gotten from Australia, We've gotten them from Alaska. So just

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Speaker 4: check Republican in German, Zech Republic. I mean, come on,

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Speaker 4: I'm waiting on South Africa. I see you, and maybe

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Speaker 4: like the maybe Iceland would be nice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we have a Greenland one already. Yes,

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Speaker 3: we do have an amazing one.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: Shoot us a message. Hey, we want to know where

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Speaker 2: you are.

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Speaker 4: Maybe I'll print some banana postcards and start mailing them

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Speaker 4: to our far away fans.

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Speaker 2: I don't know anyways, we.

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Speaker 1: Are so excited about our guest today.

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Speaker 3: She is a photographer and a comedy producer and woman

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Speaker 3: about town and general renaissance woman. She produces my variety

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Speaker 3: comedy show Hot Tub. She's produced it along with her

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Speaker 3: partner Joel for the past eight or nine years. She's

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Speaker 3: absolutely amazing. Please welcome to the show, Mandy Johnson.

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Speaker 2: Okay, hey guys, how's it going?

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Speaker 6: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Mandy?

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Speaker 5: Hi, how's your end of the month?

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Speaker 1: Perfect?

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Speaker 3: And you're you're excited because August eighteenth, you have a

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Speaker 3: new book out called Super Serious and it's gorgeous.

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Speaker 5: By the way, Oh, thank you so much.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's very fun to have a piece of good

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Speaker 6: news to share with people.

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Speaker 2: Mm hm hekia.

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Speaker 4: It is a photo history in an oral history of

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Speaker 4: the Los Angeles independent comedy scene. So these aren't your

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Speaker 4: typical stand up clubs. These were the open mics and

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Speaker 2: LA for the last How far does this go back? Mandy?

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Speaker 2: When did you start?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 6: Kidler and Dana Gould they're probably the people that touch

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Speaker 6: one of the chapters, you know, leaning all the way

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Speaker 6: up into twenty nineteen, but it also talks about how

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Speaker 6: people got started in comedy, why independent comedy is important

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Speaker 6: to people, yes, and the community that forms around independent

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Speaker 6: comedy and how that's important in Los Angeles. It's you know,

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Speaker 6: it's no mainly Los Angeles based comedy scene talk.

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Speaker 5: And then it talks a.

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Speaker 6: Little bit about why we all do local independent comedy

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Speaker 3: That Yeah, And also I think the pandemic has like

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Speaker 3: you take this wonderful, vibrant, beautiful thing for granted on

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And it definitely feels like I got my first

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there are there's a section that's like everybody's saying

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Speaker 4: And I was reading it, this book super serious, very

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Speaker 4: I was flipping through yearbook and seeing photos of all

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Speaker 4: my friends Kurt, great photos of Curtain Crystal on page

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Speaker 4: one hundred and thirty for Banan animals that just want

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Speaker 4: But it's excellent, and it was like it's a walk

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Speaker 4: This is a book that's a great gift. I yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah that is so it's so oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, guys, it's August eighteenth, Please go out and get it. Mandy,

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Speaker 3: are you ready to hear about this dad who has

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I can't wait to hear more about it.

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Speaker 3: This was sent in by a bunch of people, but

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Speaker 3: credit where credits due to Portia and to Rachel Wilkinson.

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Speaker 1: Scotty and I Scotty was such a gentleman.

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Speaker 3: We both of course had chosen this story to cover today,

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Speaker 3: of course, and he liked the gentleman he has allowed

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Speaker 3: me to cover it. This was my version is from

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Speaker 3: Metro UK by Tommy Williams.

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Speaker 1: I put in the m y on my own.

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Speaker 3: It's actually tom but hey, Tommy, thanks a lot for

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Speaker 3: writing this crazy fucking story. Here is the opening paragraph

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Speaker 3: and it is amazing. A man who had a new

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Speaker 3: A blood infection, has waited four years for it to

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Speaker 3: be transferred to the right place. Let's just unpack that

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Speaker 3: so far, he's had a dick on his arm for

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Speaker 3: four years?

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Speaker 5: Place they could have put it? It feels like you

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Speaker 6: On your side, or like your kiss before you cover

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Speaker 3: I know it is. And also for those wondering it

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Speaker 5: Off exactly how you would imagine.

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Speaker 1: A dick on an arm an arm.

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Speaker 2: Also like it must be a circulation thing. I agree.

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Speaker 4: Like when I first read it, I was like, put

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Speaker 6: I don't take your legs, like your upper thigh or

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Speaker 1: Much Yeah, just wear kilts.

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Speaker 5: Also a more natural place like your inner thigh field.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe where your penis.

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Speaker 3: Well this his name is Malcolm McDonald, he's forty five.

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Speaker 3: He's the first man to ever undergo this fifty thousand

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Speaker 1: That also seems cheap for a new dick. It does seem.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did he gets.

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Speaker 5: To pick like the girth and size of it?

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Speaker 3: In another article I saw it gave They gave him

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Speaker 2: Yeah, four inches. What a stallion.

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Speaker 3: Must be nice, the mechanic from Norfolk through his old

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Speaker 1: I love it that that's his first choice trash can.

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Speaker 3: I guess he is recycling it now.

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Speaker 4: I always thought you were supposed to like put it

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Speaker 4: in a glass of milk and take it to the dentist.

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Speaker 4: You know, you're supposed to just keep that thing pump.

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Speaker 5: From and like you know, on a shelf in his

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a quote from Malcolm. Of course it

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Speaker 3: is mad having a penis on your arm. Not even

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Speaker 3: I am used to it.

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Speaker 1: Well you're not. It's been four years.

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Speaker 3: But when you think about it, it's actually amazing on

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Speaker 1: Yes, his forearm, he's on his forearm.

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Speaker 3: Malcolm was introduced to Professor David Ralph, an expert in

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Speaker 3: the Penis Master. Come on, guys, this I can't believe

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Speaker 3: this is a real fucking story. I cannot believe. I

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Speaker 4: It feels like a mad lib from an eighth grader.

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Speaker 4: It's just like, let's fill it in. Let's just fill

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Speaker 1: Ralph is the penis Master.

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Speaker 6: It also feels like a title he gave himself and

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Speaker 6: he was like, am I a doctor of penises?

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Speaker 5: Now I am?

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Speaker 1: Come? Oh man? Okay, so here's a professor.

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Speaker 3: Ralph exclaim explain the grafting procedure and at the time

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Speaker 3: two years before could eventually be moved.

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Speaker 1: To his groin.

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Speaker 3: The operations saw surgeons take a skin flap from Malcolm's

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Speaker 3: so he can pump up his penis now. Malcolm said

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Speaker 2: Classic.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 3: He requested the doctors added an an extra two inches

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Speaker 3: to his newly grown penis and was so pleased with

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Speaker 3: the results He's nicknamed it Jimmy.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy the dick lives on Malcolm's forum.

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Speaker 5: Does the extra named Jimmy or the whole?

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Speaker 3: These two inches are Jimmy and the rest is Malcolm's penis.

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Speaker 2: James, was he.

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Speaker 5: Just in a cat?

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Speaker 1: The time? Does not say.

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Speaker 6: How his life functioned during the growing process, Like what.

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Speaker 5: Does he do for a living?

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Speaker 1: Like he's a mechanic?

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Speaker 5: Was his employer?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 5: How did that? Did he have to like tape it?

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Speaker 5: Like not get in the way?

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Speaker 1: I mean, he says. Sometimes sometimes it would peek out,

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Speaker 1: oh boy at the pub.

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Speaker 3: But he was able to laugh it off. He said,

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Speaker 3: I get it. It's not everyday you see a man

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Speaker 3: with a penis on his arm. Of course, I see

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Speaker 3: the twenty side.

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Speaker 1: I have to.

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Speaker 3: I don't have any other option. If I couldn't laugh

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I just found out like two days ago. I'm

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Speaker 2: What ferrets?

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Speaker 5: I wish I had the time to do hundreds.

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Speaker 2: Do you do?

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Speaker 6: It was a lot, but it was really fun to

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Speaker 6: like kind of nerd out with people about their time

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Speaker 6: and their thoughts and their experiences, you know, really like

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Speaker 6: get in there and have those kind of conversations.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really nice and it's it's just felt so

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Speaker 4: good to hold a big book in my hands and

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Speaker 4: turn pages slowly, sip in a scotch.

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Speaker 2: I felt like it was.

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Speaker 4: It really did make me feel like remember those kids

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Speaker 4: in middle school and high school that had the ll

461
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Speaker 4: being book bags with their initials on it, and they

462
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Speaker 4: always seem to have more books than required. It like

463
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Speaker 4: they hung off their back like a file cabinet. The

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Speaker 4: whole time I was flipping through. I'm like, this feels

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Speaker 4: like a true history textbook in a really funny way.

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Speaker 3: Oh nice, And also, everybody, thank you so much to

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Speaker 3: everyone who's been sending in stories. Uh of course, at

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Speaker 3: our Instagram, at the Bananas Podcast, we have you know,

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Speaker 3: we we never talk about really our merch, you know, Scottie,

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Speaker 3: but we have merch for sale. It's over at podswag

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Speaker 3: dot com. You can check it out. We got a

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Speaker 3: very great hoodie, we got a great tumblr, we got

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Speaker 3: a t shirt, we got more stuff coming. But go

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Speaker 3: on over if you're interested in support the show, and

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Speaker 3: of course if you can rate us and review us

476
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Speaker 3: on iTunes, that always helps.

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Speaker 1: And tell people about the show. That's my normal. Blah.

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Speaker 2: That'd be nice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be nice. You want to hear you want

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Speaker 1: to hear about this.

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Speaker 2: One day we'll one day we'll tour. I got it

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Speaker 2: one day.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to come to your town. Ban animals. Listen.

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Speaker 3: This is a Michael Loggin sent this in.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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Speaker 3: This is from the New York Post written by Joshua

487
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Speaker 3: Rhett Miller. Thanks josh Just to remind you that title

488
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Speaker 3: is Michigan woman tried to use fake hitman website to

489
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Speaker 3: kill ex husband.

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Speaker 2: God, so this is all the time.

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Speaker 1: This is a parody website.

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Speaker 3: It's called rent a Hitman dot com. So a Michigan

493
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Speaker 3: woman tried to have her ex husband killed for five

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Speaker 3: thousand dollars by contacting a fake hitman website.

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Speaker 1: State please said.

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Speaker 3: Wendy Ween, fifty one of South Rockwood was arrested Friday

497
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Speaker 3: after she visited a bogus website rent to hitman dot

498
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Speaker 3: com and completed a service request form requesting a consultation

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Speaker 3: to help her with an issue, Michigan State Police said Tuesday,

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Speaker 3: and also, it says a bogus website. It makes it

501
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Speaker 3: seem like rent to Hitman is set up to catch

502
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Speaker 3: people who want to write it's like a joke. It's

503
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Speaker 3: a joke that you could rent a hit man at

504
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 3: rent to hitman dot com. It's a parody website. Ween

505
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Speaker 3: specified her ex husband as a target of her problems,

506
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Speaker 3: please send. In a news release, the owner of the

507
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Speaker 3: website contacted the Michigan State Police because he's concerned that

508
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Speaker 3: we may be attempting to kill her husband. An undercover

509
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 3: state trooper posing as a hitman than met with Ween

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Speaker 3: in a parking lot in her hometown. Police said at

511
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Speaker 3: the meeting, being offered the undercover trooper five thousand dollars

512
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Speaker 3: to kill her ex husband, who lives in another state.

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Speaker 3: Ween was rained on Tuesday on charges of blah blah

514
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Speaker 3: blah blah blah. Since launching the fake website in two

515
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Speaker 3: thousand and five, the owner of rent to hitman dot

516
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 3: com told investigators he had been contacted numerous times by

517
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Speaker 3: people requesting murders.

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Speaker 1: Oh really you think so?

519
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, state police said, and he always, of course

520
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Speaker 3: gets it to the right people.

521
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Speaker 1: So there it is.

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Speaker 5: I love.

523
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Speaker 6: I love the idea that someone was like, I want

524
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Speaker 6: to murder my husband and they find this website and.

525
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Speaker 5: They're like, yes, of course, rent's a headman.

526
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Speaker 6: I mean, like that's the what like, not for one second,

527
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Speaker 6: did they do act more research trying to commit a felony?

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Speaker 2: Yes, you are absolutely right.

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Speaker 4: It's like, oh yeah, this won't have any electronic train,

530
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,399
Speaker 4: this has no paper trail at all. My Google search history.

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Speaker 4: It's like I had it on my incognitito screen. Don't

532
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Speaker 4: do it? Get a divorce? I run away? Oh yeah

533
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Speaker 4: yeahs oh that's right.

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Speaker 2: You're right. So she just really hates this.

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Speaker 5: Dude, I guess. I mean I don't know the history there.

536
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Speaker 5: But also it feels like, do you.

537
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Speaker 6: Not watch any television about web or like to be

538
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Speaker 6: sneakier online? It just I feel like if I was

539
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Speaker 6: going to murder some maybe, Okay, how do you find

540
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Speaker 6: the dark Web?

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Speaker 5: I think that's like step one.

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Speaker 3: Right, this is what's really funny on the website right now,

543
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Speaker 3: and I'm looking at it.

544
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Speaker 2: It looks how cool. Is it? Is it awesome?

545
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Speaker 3: It looks honestly, it honestly looks like what I imagine

546
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Speaker 3: the State Farm website to look like. And I don't

547
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Speaker 3: I've never been to the State Farm website. But that's

548
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Speaker 3: kind of like the color choices and it's a lot

549
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Speaker 3: of stock photography.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: It opens with rent to Hitman, your point and click solution.

552
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Speaker 3: But I love the idea that you would come to

553
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Speaker 3: this website and be like.

554
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Speaker 1: Well, here's where the dark web starts.

555
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Speaker 4: Heir?

556
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Speaker 1: It is it looks like so.

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Speaker 3: The opposite of the dark web. I mean, I don't

558
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Speaker 3: even know what the dark web is, if it's even

559
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Speaker 3: a thing, but it definitely seems true.

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Speaker 1: State Farm website.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I liked it too, and it does.

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Speaker 6: I mean, there's no way that like a normal human

563
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Speaker 6: belance at that site and goes, oh, this is how.

564
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Speaker 5: I'm going to murder somebody.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: I just don't see it. I just don't see it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, this is just anger.

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Speaker 4: Maybe the story must there must be some envy and

569
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Speaker 4: some hurt and maybe another lover, maybe maybe a friend,

570
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Speaker 4: But it just seems like this person, maybe they weren't

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Speaker 4: born with the gift of forethought. Maybe that's a generous

572
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 4: way to describe old ween. I think her last name

573
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Speaker 4: was not not the best planner this young lady.

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Speaker 5: Also, Wow, what a deal? Five thousand dollars?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I wonder, I honestly think, you know, we

576
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Speaker 3: probably lives in the you know, not in a big

577
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Speaker 3: city in Michigan. So five grand seems to me to

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Speaker 3: be like a good amount of money to kill. Like,

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Speaker 3: how much would it be to kill somebody? How much

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Speaker 3: is it to pay?

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Speaker 6: I don't know, but I would guess twenty thousand dollars

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Speaker 6: would be.

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Speaker 2: Like, Okay, yeah, maybe Mandy has a price. Mandy has

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Speaker 2: a price.

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Speaker 3: If you want to hire Mandy to kill somebody, we

586
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 3: now know her price.

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Speaker 2: That's what it's.

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Speaker 3: We're just trying to get this piece of information from

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Speaker 3: all of our guests.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna send this to that website

591
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Speaker 4: and we're gonna hire a hit man. We're like, hey,

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Speaker 4: we know the rates, the going rate in LA right

593
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 4: now during all this shit, twenty k. Twenty k will

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Speaker 4: make anything disappear.

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Speaker 6: Well, I think you always like, if you're gonna sell packages,

596
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Speaker 6: should be like they start at twenty k.

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Speaker 5: Then you can like add On.

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Speaker 2: You know, yeah, twenty cat, it's the sloppy pack.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be sloppy and bad things are gonna.

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Speaker 3: Get fucked up, and it's gonna probably be painful.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now.

602
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Speaker 4: I'm not wearing gloves, very long hair, and I shed

603
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Speaker 4: a lot.

604
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Speaker 2: I print all my emails.

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Speaker 1: And I and I dip and I never carry a

606
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Speaker 1: canister with me.

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Speaker 4: I'm going through a deep dish pizza face and I

608
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Speaker 4: like to eat when I kill, so there's gonna be

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Speaker 4: some stuff.

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Speaker 2: I also have been bleeding from the feet.

611
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 3: I got terrible allergies and I don't take anything for it,

612
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 3: so I'm gonna be sneezing.

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Speaker 2: My wife and I. She's a cop.

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00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 4: We share an email account, we and a bank account,

615
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 4: so it questions are gonna rise.

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Speaker 3: I will be borrowing her police cruiser to do this job.

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Speaker 3: So you they will see a police pie.

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Speaker 4: But the price is right. We take Venmo and cash app.

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Speaker 4: Please make it private. You need everybody to make it

620
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Speaker 4: all a pizza slice. We know what that means.

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Speaker 1: Scotty.

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Speaker 3: Scotty and I always talk about this, guys, just make

623
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Speaker 3: your Venmo transactions private. There is no reason that this

624
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 3: needs to be a socially public thing that you're giving

625
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Speaker 3: someone money.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it makes me hate you, it makes me judge you.

627
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Speaker 4: I'm a very optimistic person. I want to I hope

628
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Speaker 4: everybody has a happy, great life. When I see public

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Speaker 4: stuff on Venmo, I'm like.

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Speaker 2: Who do you think you are?

631
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Speaker 4: And it's a glass of wine and it's never does

632
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Speaker 4: it cost twenty nine bucks?

633
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Speaker 3: It's always a winky winky kind of like for the

634
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Speaker 3: love of my life, or like uh stealing something or

635
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 3: you know, it's always a dum joke too.

636
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Speaker 1: It's just like, is that what you're doing?

637
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 2: Go to take a private Well.

638
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Speaker 6: It's what you would write and like the credit line right,

639
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 6: Like I'm old enough where I would have friends but

640
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 6: have write me checks for things. Yes, and over a

641
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 6: great time, you know, And you're like, really, yeah, I've

642
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 6: never been done before.

643
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Speaker 1: Well done.

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00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 4: I know, before this, before the Great chore of twenty

645
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 4: twenty began, I was at our local grocery store and

646
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 4: an older lady wrote a check at I wrote a

647
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 4: personal check and they take it. They just they have

648
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 4: a machine that scans it instantly or whatever. But it

649
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 4: made me remember my mom in the eighties and it

650
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 4: was like a real nostalgic moment where I'm like, oh

651
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 4: my gosh, that's right, and like then you go home

652
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 4: and you balance the other side of your check book.

653
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 4: It made me so happy. It's such a nice old

654
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 4: school exchange. And then I go home and I look

655
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 4: on Venmo and somebody wrote drugs and antal sex. Ha

656
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 4: ha ha ha ha four dollars And you're like, come on.

657
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 5: To have very passionate feelings.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

659
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Speaker 2: We both do.

660
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Speaker 1: We just troll it and get angry.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I have.

662
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 6: My driver's license number memorized because you'd have to write

663
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Speaker 6: it on your checks.

664
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Speaker 5: And when I first went to college, my parents.

665
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 6: Wouldn't let me have a debit card because they wanted

666
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 6: me to keep track of money more consistently, and so

667
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 6: I had to pay with checks at the grocery store

668
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Speaker 6: and stuff.

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Speaker 5: And you pay with enough checks, they always make you

670
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Speaker 5: write your driver's license number on it.

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Speaker 8: Oh fascinating, permanently memorized. Now, Oh wow, yeah, kids, no

672
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 8: good parents. Your parents set you up for financial success.

673
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Speaker 5: I am. I am quaking with money, ye when it

674
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Speaker 5: comes from my dad's side of the brain. I mean

675
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Speaker 5: both my parents are really good with money. But he

676
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 5: ran his own company for a long time.

677
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: I'm terrible with money.

678
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 3: I'm just like a like a like a Buddhist teenager,

679
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 3: like every day, lie, there is no tomorrow. Get the

680
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 3: Pooh poop ladder and the eight onion rings.

681
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 2: That is true.

682
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 4: I think there was one time in New York where

683
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 4: it was like Kurt was a little hard up for money,

684
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden it was like got

685
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 4: the iPhone too, and we're like, what the hell is happening.

686
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 4: I wrote on a show called The Misery Index, which

687
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 4: is a game show on TBS. They also aired on

688
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 4: True TV a ton these days. And when I was

689
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 4: doing research, it was real miserable events and then you

690
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 4: we had mental health experts grade them from zero to

691
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 4: one hundred. So if you get a splinter, that's like

692
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 4: a seven out of one hundred, if you get struck

693
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 4: by lightning that's like a forty five. If you know,

694
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 4: it's like all these terrible events, real stories that we'd find,

695
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 4: and then people guess what they're worth. And we kept

696
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 4: coming across married couples catching each other cheating from Venmo

697
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 4: because Venmo people would like somebody would send somebody money

698
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 4: and then that person was supposed to be home. So

699
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 4: to allurban animals out there, don't cheat on your partner.

700
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 4: But if you are cheating on your partner, don't use

701
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 4: venmo to say like hotel or Martini's at two am

702
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 4: when you're supposed to be at home and your wife

703
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 4: has his own business in Cincinnati.

704
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 2: Like it's crazy. How many of those stories popped up.

705
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 5: Was just you.

706
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,720
Speaker 6: They do make you write something, but you could write

707
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 6: literally any.

708
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 2: You can just make it private.

709
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 6: Stars if you wanted to, And you could make private,

710
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 6: but you could put periods. It doesn't you know, or

711
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 6: exclamation importants. You don't actually have to say the thing.

712
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 2: Already, right, all I do when I owe somebody money.

713
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 4: If I owe Kurt, let's say, oh, Kurt sixty dollars,

714
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 4: I get three CRISP twenty dollars bills, I rubber band

715
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 4: them to a large brick and I throw them through

716
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 4: his front window and say I love you and run away.

717
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 4: And you know what, nobody's mad. Everybody's happy about it.

718
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 4: Kurt has his money, he has a store to tell.

719
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 4: And if I'm one brick freer, and.

720
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 3: If I have to give Scotty sixty dollars, I break it.

721
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,720
Speaker 3: I go to the bank, I get thirty two dollars bills.

722
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 3: I get twenty five pigeons. I wrap a two dollar

723
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 3: bill around each pigeon and then I give them the land.

724
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,760
Speaker 1: Ask five just hand to hand.

725
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 2: That's how friends. And then it's exactly Scott about having

726
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:12,800
Speaker 2: experiences hit us. I think this one, Oh is it me? Okay? Great?

727
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:13,399
Speaker 5: Um?

728
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 4: This one gets me so good and maybe I'll be

729
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 4: alone in this.

730
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: Uh.

731
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 4: This was sent in from Katie. I think it's Chip

732
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 4: alone or sip aaloney or sip alone Katie. I'm sorry,

733
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 4: I don't know your last name, but thank you for

734
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 4: sending it in. This comes from the Lockport Union Sun.

735
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 4: In journal, driver says spider calls crash that sent car

736
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 4: into boats.

737
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 2: Yes, did you see this one? No?

738
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,280
Speaker 3: I did not, But man, I am living in Los

739
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 3: Angeles is essentially living in a spider's nest.

740
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 1: Every single fucking day.

741
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 3: I walk out my front door and I don't know

742
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 3: if it's the same spider or different spider has done

743
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 3: a web in front of my front door into a

744
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,760
Speaker 3: web at six point thirty in the morning every single morning,

745
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 3: and I'm like, either this is the most optimistic spider,

746
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 3: who's just like, today's.

747
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: The day I'm gonna catch him.

748
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 3: It's there's just there's just spiders in my hair all

749
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 3: the time. I hate I'm sick of them.

750
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Sorry, no, it's okay. Maybe that's why. I

751
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 2: don't know why.

752
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 4: Sometimes stories just they just tickle me the right way.

753
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,720
Speaker 4: So a spider falling into the lap of a driver

754
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 4: caused a crash at the La Sally Yacht Club that

755
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 4: left two boats badly damaged Tuesday morning. The drama unfolded

756
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 4: at six twelve am at the private yacht club on

757
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 4: themself sixty eighth Street. Traffic Division officers found that Nissia McCarthy,

758
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 4: nineteen of the Falls, which I think means Niagara Falls.

759
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 4: I think this is up near Niagara Falls, had driven

760
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 4: her vehicle through the club parking lot, over some curving

761
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 4: and into two boats on a dock along the Niagara River.

762
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 2: There we go.

763
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 4: McCarthy told Crash Management Union investigors that she quote panicked

764
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 4: and was unable to stop her vehicle after a spider

765
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 4: fell on her. I don't know why this kills me

766
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:17,280
Speaker 4: so much. Neither McCarthy nor a passenger in the vehicle

767
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 4: were injured.

768
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 2: In the crash.

769
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,280
Speaker 4: Also, how many nineteen year olds are up at six twelve.

770
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 4: I feel like that was an all nighter. I remember

771
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,760
Speaker 4: once coming home very late when I was in college.

772
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 4: I went back home visit my parents over holiday, and

773
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 4: as I was coming up the stairs after seeing old

774
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,919
Speaker 4: friends at a bar, my dad was going to work

775
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 4: and we passed at like five am, and it's like,

776
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 4: what are you doing? It's like, what are you doing?

777
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 4: I'm going to work. My son is a loser. The

778
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 4: boats two boats were injured, injured, hurt, blown up, crashed

779
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,240
Speaker 4: into a nineteen eighty seven sun Runner and a twenty

780
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 4: twenty Godfrey pontoon boat, each just stained what investigators called

781
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 4: extensive damage the dock had. I know, dude, the photo

782
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,720
Speaker 4: of this, I cannot wait to post this on Instagram.

783
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 4: Please scroll through the ban This boat cleared like five

784
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 4: feet of water and is stuck in another boat. A

785
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 4: car is stuck in a boat. It is so beautiful

786
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 4: and outrageous. Police and the cops in the photo are

787
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 4: kind of laughing. Police use the heavy duty tow truck

788
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 4: to dislodge the vehicle from the boats. McCarthy was issued

789
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 4: citations for reckless driving and failure to reduce speed. I

790
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 4: don't know why this gets me. You gotta think the

791
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 4: owner of that nineteen eighty seven son Runner got the

792
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 4: phone call and was like, hell, yes, I'm getting a

793
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 4: new boat. Finally, thirty three years later, I can get

794
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:42,919
Speaker 4: rid of this dumper. But to drive a boat through

795
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 4: a parking lot, have a spider drop on you, panic,

796
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 4: smash the gas up, herbs, smash, accelerate, yes, and then lee.

797
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 4: I mean this thing left the ground over water and

798
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 4: crashes into two.

799
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,080
Speaker 1: Thank god those boats were there. You don't want you

800
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: don't want to like she could.

801
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 3: Have just been all of a sudden having water pouring

802
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 3: in through her windows.

803
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 5: She has to go like through a fence of some kind.

804
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 4: Really, No, it was just a dock, just grass and

805
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 4: then like a wooden little retaining wall that maybe is

806
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 4: like six inches, So I actually think it probably had

807
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 4: a cool rampy thing like.

808
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 2: Also, the sun was probably rising. There's probably an old

809
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 2: dock master.

810
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,720
Speaker 4: With like a corn cob pipe watching just like loves

811
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 4: it just swaying back.

812
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,879
Speaker 2: This storm makes me laugh. I laughed the entire time.

813
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 4: Something about panicking from a spider and then crashing a

814
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 4: car into a boat is just so fantastic.

815
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 5: Do you really think it was a spider or do

816
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 5: you think that? Like, thankfully they're both fine.

817
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 6: They fly into this boat and then now they're lodges

818
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 6: in the side of this boat and they're like, fuck,

819
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 6: what are we gonna say that?

820
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 5: Why we did this? They just come up with the

821
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:56,399
Speaker 5: idea of.

822
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 6: A spider that can't be found because who.

823
00:39:59,080 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 5: Knows where it went.

824
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 2: It's the thing about spiders. You just don't know where

825
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 2: they go.

826
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 3: That is the thing about spiders. You don't know where

827
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 3: they go. They drop, they drop their things.

828
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 5: Oh man, did they say or describe how big the

829
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 5: spider was?

830
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 2: No, I mean it.

831
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 4: She just said it was a spider and that she

832
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,720
Speaker 4: panicked and was unable to stop the vehicle after fellow

833
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 4: she's nineteen. I mean, it's not a great lie, but

834
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 4: if it is the truth, then Nissa McCarthy is a genius.

835
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 2: Our victim or victim, I feel like.

836
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 3: It's the truth. I feel like she saw spider because

837
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 3: it's just so dumb. You wouldn't think to that have

838
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:36,959
Speaker 3: that be your lie.

839
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 2: People react to so strange.

840
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 3: It's the most genius lie because it is you wouldn't

841
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 3: expect it so maybe she's a genius.

842
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, it's very.

843
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe she was just like you think I

844
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 3: can hit those boats.

845
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 6: I don't know the morning there might the other things

846
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 6: involved that aren't traceable on breathalyzers.

847
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: H huh.

848
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember saying any of.

849
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 5: That, there's something scary that's not there.

850
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

851
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 3: No, I mean I remember I was in high school

852
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 3: and I was driving and it happened to be on

853
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 3: a little bit of acid, and people in the in

854
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 3: all the cars in my car were on acid as well,

855
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 3: and we came up came up a hill and it

856
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 3: was dark out and my lights all of a sudden caught.

857
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 1: It still makes me laughter this day.

858
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 3: Just a single green inch worm just hanging up right

859
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 3: right in the middle of the road and we all

860
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 3: saw it and that lit up by the lights and

861
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 3: we're just like.

862
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: Oh, and then it just hit the front windshielder was

863
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 1: like everyone in the car.

864
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 3: Just started screaming, and it wasn't really still to this day,

865
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 3: so funny, and I can't explain why. It was just

866
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 3: very surprising to me. And you know, there had been

867
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,280
Speaker 3: some boats, I probably would have driven right into a boat.

868
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that.

869
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 6: I mean, like right in the middle of the road.

870
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 6: It's like such a weird freak moment. But probably wouldn't

871
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 6: have had the same reaction.

872
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 5: No, you hadn't.

873
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 3: Probably wouldn't, probably wouldn't have noticed that we drove into

874
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 3: an insurb.

875
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:19,720
Speaker 1: They're very small.

876
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I don't know. I mean, maybe there was

877
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 5: a spider, maybe there wasn't. Maybe there was fun, maybe

878
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 5: there wasn't. That seems crazy. I'm very happy that they're both.

879
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 4: Thank god, Mandy. Have you your photographer? You shoot all

880
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 4: types of photography. Have you ever printed or looked up

881
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 4: your photographs after the fact and noticed something that you

882
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:44,280
Speaker 4: didn't notice, Like, you know, something weird in the background,

883
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 4: somebody passed out in the background, an arm penis. Have

884
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 4: you ever looked and seen something something on your lens?

885
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 4: Have you ever you know? I feel like if you

886
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 4: snap enough photos, there's going to be something at some

887
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 4: time that you're like, what the hell is going on

888
00:42:58,640 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 4: over there?

889
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 6: I don't think I have anything that's like specifically fun.

890
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 6: I think afterwards sometimes if you're doing more documentary style.

891
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 5: Things, you're more annoyed.

892
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 6: I found myself being annoyed that I didn't see everything

893
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 6: in the frame so it's very possible, like something that

894
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 6: could happen because you're focused on like one part and

895
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 6: framing that within your frame, maybe you didn't pay close

896
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,439
Speaker 6: enough attention to what.

897
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 5: Was going on in the background.

898
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like bit of.

899
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 6: This annoying thing that I have back here, but I

900
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 6: don't think I have any I wish I had a

901
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 6: fun story, like I caught a UFO or something.

902
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,279
Speaker 2: Hey, you might have one day. We'll flip back through.

903
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 4: I'm going to go back through super serious and just

904
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 4: look and everything and maybe, I mean most of them

905
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 4: are almost like photo booth like singles of people, just

906
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 4: portrait photos.

907
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 2: And.

908
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 4: So maybe I don't see an alien in the background,

909
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 4: but hey, there could be a spider in there.

910
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 2: Maybe somebody scream. Yeah, I caught time.

911
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 5: Spiders that are in the background of photos. I would

912
00:43:59,080 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 5: almost guarantee it.

913
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 2: All right, Hit me with a good one, buddy.

914
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 3: This is from Aaron Gray sent Gray sent this one,

915
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,320
Speaker 3: and thank you Aaron. This from the dailymail dot Com.

916
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 3: Buy Daily Mail Reporter. They don't even they don't even

917
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 3: tell us, but you can click on Daily Mail Reporter

918
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 3: and see who.

919
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 2: All the an unpaid intern. That person is.

920
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 3: Written man dressed as a cow crawls into Walmart and

921
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 3: steals ninety six gallons of milk. This is and the

922
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 3: photograph is awesome. It's a really big cow head. Huge

923
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:42,279
Speaker 3: cow head. It's like stuffed. Seems difficult to see out

924
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 3: of Uh. It wasn't exactly the most inconspicuous design disguise

925
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 3: he could have chosen, but perhaps he was trying to

926
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 3: get into character. Bewildered security guards watched on CCTV as

927
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 3: a man dressed in a full cowsuit crawled into a

928
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 3: Virginia Walmart on all fours.

929
00:44:57,320 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 2: Just like a cow. Just like a cow does they crawl.

930
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 3: And stole ninety six gallons of milk. He always loaded

931
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 3: it into a cart, pushed it outside, and started trying

932
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 3: to give it away to bewildered customers.

933
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 2: Fantastic.

934
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 3: This man is a Banana of the week, yes, but

935
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:22,720
Speaker 3: when police police caught up with the four legged robin hood,

936
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,919
Speaker 3: he hot hoofed it down the road to a nearby McDonald's.

937
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 3: An eighteen year old man, Jonathan Payton, the Banana of

938
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 3: the Week, has been arrested for shoplifting after police allegedly

939
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 3: found him sitting in the restaurant parking lot with the

940
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,919
Speaker 3: offending suit next to him in the car. Jonathan, this

941
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 3: is a brilliant, brilliant stunt. Why do you sit in

942
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 3: the car next to it. Put it in the trunk

943
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 3: and drive away, that's all. Or just put it in

944
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 3: the trunk and go sit in the McDonald's, you know,

945
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 3: don't sit next to it.

946
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: You did something so smart and wonderful.

947
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 3: Uh. The bizarre theft was caught on camera at the

948
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 3: Garrisonville road Store Stafford late at the Garrisonville What the

949
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,760
Speaker 3: bizarre theft was caught on camera at the Garrisonville Roads

950
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 3: Store Stafford late on Tuesday night. There's a bunch of

951
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 3: words that they're out on there.

952
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just said, I lost you all that one.

953
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 3: Oh Man gallons of milk ninety six gallons. So that

954
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 3: means if they're all two gallons container, if they're all

955
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 3: two gallon jug forty eight forty eighty, that's like so

956
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 3: many that is Somart.

957
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,720
Speaker 1: And to give them out to people just right away

958
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: is so great.

959
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 6: Were the people walking into Walmart and he was trying

960
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 6: to give them or people walking.

961
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 3: Out or walking in, Well, he loaded it with ninety

962
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,479
Speaker 3: six gallons of bilk, about ninety two dollars worth.

963
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 4: Oh, I know we would have spotted you bud messages.

964
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 4: We'll that mail you publicly.

965
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 2: Cow.

966
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 4: I mean that we every town needs a local weird

967
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,720
Speaker 4: and not a creep and not a pervert, a local

968
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 4: weirdo and some There's a guy I think his name

969
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 4: is Scott Seekins in Minneapolis and there's like a website

970
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 4: called Seekin Seekins. I've had other people send these to

971
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 4: me in the past. But like, if you live in

972
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 4: a smallish town and you have a personality and you're

973
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,919
Speaker 4: bored with life, pick a thing.

974
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,879
Speaker 2: Be the cow guy. Yeah, be the cow guy, but pay.

975
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 4: Don't shoplift, but go and buy milk and hand it

976
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:27,720
Speaker 4: out to people.

977
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 2: Like be weird.

978
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 4: We encourag and it also anybody that's listening, Kurt, you

979
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 4: and I should do a miniesote about hometown weirdos, our

980
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 4: hometown characters. I probably is probably a nicer way to

981
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 4: say it. There was a guy growing up. I grew

982
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 4: up in Reisterstown and in the eighties we had a

983
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 4: indoor soccer team called the Baltimore Blast, and the Blasts

984
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,720
Speaker 4: were very good. And for some reason in the eighties

985
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 4: indoor soccer was like pretty rockin like it was like

986
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,280
Speaker 4: dad would go and drink beer and take their kids

987
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 4: and just start rocking. And there was a gentleman. He

988
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 4: was African American. I have no idea how old he

989
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 4: was because he would sit directly next to the goal

990
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 4: and then when the Blast would score or the entire game,

991
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,959
Speaker 4: he wore a Jason mask, so he's wearing adjacent mask.

992
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 4: He was not an in shape man, but when the

993
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 4: Blast would score a goal, he would stand up because

994
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 4: they would play Gary Glitter's rock Member too, the Hey

995
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 4: I think some people call it the Hay song. And

996
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 4: he would stand up with a two pomp poms and

997
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 4: just dance to himself, just waving the pomp poms up

998
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 4: and down in adjacent mask until the song ended, and

999
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 4: then sit perfectly still. He never left the game. He

1000
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 4: never ate anything, he never drank anything, He never took

1001
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 4: the mask off. For like ten years, this guy would

1002
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 4: just dance to goal. So if anybody knows who that

1003
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 4: guy is, message me. But it has affected my life

1004
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 4: in ways that I can't describe. It made it like

1005
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 4: a real life fairy tale. It felt like anything was possible.

1006
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I feel the same. There's so many

1007
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 3: I feel like in Baltimore. There are so many people

1008
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 3: like this. My favorite one from back when I lived

1009
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 3: in Baltimore, there was an area of Baltimore called Hamden.

1010
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 3: Hamden was wonderful and this is in the those are

1011
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 3: in the mid nineties in bolt in Hamden, and at

1012
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 3: the time Hamden had there was there used to be

1013
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 3: a mental hospital there. But then Reagan in the eighties

1014
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 3: did this great thing and just shut down all the

1015
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 3: mental hospitals and they literally just opened the doors and

1016
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,399
Speaker 3: everybody just moved in wherever they were. And this guy

1017
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 3: was standing on a corner. He had and I saw

1018
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 3: multiple times if anybody knows who he is, in a

1019
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 3: bathroom and he just had brushes in his hands.

1020
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 2: He had multiple brushes, he had.

1021
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 3: Paint brushes, he had toothbrushes, he had hair brushes, he

1022
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 3: had combs, and he was just screaming at the top

1023
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 3: of his lungs. Parsonal Hygiene, one.

1024
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 7: Dollar, as if you could come to him, give them

1025
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 7: a dollar and then brush your teeth with one of

1026
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 7: just the brushes he had in his head as or

1027
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 7: your hair.

1028
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: Used open brushes.

1029
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 3: Just in just just two fistfuls of brushes that he

1030
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:12,760
Speaker 3: thought like I've got so many brushes.

1031
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 1: People need to brush their teeth.

1032
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 5: I love, I love what. I wonder what kind of

1033
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 5: personal hygiene you thought people would do with a paint brush,

1034
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 5: like brush on, like lotion.

1035
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 6: Or like mask.

1036
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 2: It would be anything. It's nice. Actually, a little sunblock

1037
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 2: I think to put.

1038
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 5: On at home as I use a paintbrush.

1039
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 2: You know what that is?

1040
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 3: Actually, really that's a really good idea for my daughter

1041
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 3: to get her into. She would totally love to be painted.

1042
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 3: You know, yes, you should do easier than putting on sunblock.

1043
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 2: There was a.

1044
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 4: Dude in Pensacola Beach who's probably still there, another local character,

1045
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 4: And in the summer at the beach, a lot of

1046
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 4: people forget their sunscream. And he took a airbrush machine,

1047
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 4: like a air like how you would paint a call

1048
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,799
Speaker 4: are filled it with SPF fifteen and then I think

1049
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 4: it was for two dollars. You would just stick your

1050
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 4: arms and legs out and sort of like a I

1051
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 4: don't know snow, I'll just snow angel position, and he

1052
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 4: would spray you down with sun block for two bucks.

1053
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 4: And people would line up like twenty deep and he

1054
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,919
Speaker 4: would just he would airbrush you with sunscreen genius idea.

1055
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 4: If you live in a beach town, go make that

1056
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 4: money anyway you can.

1057
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 2: But yeah, I thought that was always so great. Wasn't

1058
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 2: that smart?

1059
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1060
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 6: I remember going to a hotel once, like early in

1061
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:34,879
Speaker 6: my California days, and you could get like basically akin.

1062
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,240
Speaker 5: To like a massage, but with some blocks.

1063
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 6: So you would like go in in your bathing suit

1064
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 6: and you would just keep your bathing suit on and

1065
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 6: it was like a quick like massage, like thirty minutes

1066
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 6: or something, but then they would make sure you were

1067
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:46,720
Speaker 6: fully some blocked.

1068
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 2: Oh that's great. I love that.

1069
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, this is very convenient.

1070
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 6: And I also, don't you know, it's just like this thing.

1071
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:55,759
Speaker 6: You're like, I can do this myself. But it was

1072
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 6: kind of nice to have a little massage and be done.

1073
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wow, man, awesome.

1074
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 3: Remember remember massages? Remember being touched by human beings? Scottie,

1075
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:11,320
Speaker 3: can you give us one more to send us home?

1076
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:15,240
Speaker 4: Let's send it on home, guys. This comes from copy

1077
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 4: Haste on Instagram. Thank you for sending this in.

1078
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,359
Speaker 3: Copy Haste has been has been. He's on the he's

1079
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 3: on the prowl. He is prowling stories for us.

1080
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 1: Thank you. Copy haste.

1081
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:25,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1082
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 4: This is written by Dashah Smith of Boston dot Com,

1083
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 4: staff writer Buffalo Woman's obituary. She hated Tom Brady, So okay,

1084
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 4: this is pretty great. Actually yeah, yes, I know so

1085
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 4: amid her loves of reading and smoking, Carol Scarsella, I

1086
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 4: did copy and paste part of her obituary, which I

1087
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,879
Speaker 4: will read in just a moment. So, Carol Scarsella, who

1088
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,760
Speaker 4: passed away on July nineteenth, for rest in peace. Carol

1089
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 4: deeply hated the former Patriots quarterback. So, Carol Scarcella was

1090
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 4: a huge sports fan with a particular day distaste for

1091
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:08,800
Speaker 4: Tom Brady.

1092
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:10,359
Speaker 2: So excuse me.

1093
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 4: So the Buffalo Bills play the Patriots there and they

1094
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 4: get their butts kicked for like the last since honestly

1095
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 4: two thousand and two, Tom Brady would be the face

1096
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 4: of the Patriots now he's on Tampa Bay. But so,

1097
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,879
Speaker 4: this poor woman in her last decade of her life,

1098
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 4: last twenty years of her life, just basically got her

1099
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 4: beloved Buffalo Bills shit on repeatedly by Tom Scarsella. A

1100
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 4: resident of Lakawana, New York, a suburb near Buffalo, passed away.

1101
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 4: Her daughter Norma wrote her obituary, So this is the

1102
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 4: abbreviated part. Things about Carol. Number one, she loved to read.

1103
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 4: Her favorite author was Stephen King. She had a private

1104
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 4: library of hundreds of books. Number two, she loved to smoke.

1105
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 4: She smoked millions of cigarettes. Oh bye, she didn't get

1106
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,920
Speaker 4: hit by sitting on her boat by her car.

1107
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 2: Number three.

1108
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:08,360
Speaker 4: She loves slot machines and Facebook games. She never won millions,

1109
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 4: but she had the biggest farm in all of Farmville

1110
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,320
Speaker 4: and made it to the millionth level on Candy Crush.

1111
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 4: Million Carol, Carol, millions of cigarettes, millions of candy crush.

1112
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 4: She was an avid sports fan. This is in her obituary.

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Speaker 4: She loved the New York Yankees and Lebron James. I

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Speaker 4: love Lebron James and she hated Tom Brady.

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Speaker 2: So it's so cute, is like her.

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Speaker 4: I guess it's her daughters or nieces, a bunch of

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Speaker 4: people on Twitter, so this goes viral. This is currently

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Speaker 4: going viral as of today, and her family's responding on

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Speaker 4: Twitter on Instagram with this because it really is taking off.

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Speaker 4: So she's quotes. She was an avid sports fan. She

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Speaker 4: loved New York Yankees. She hated tom Brady. NBC Sports

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Speaker 4: Nick Veronica tweeted out a photo of the obituary, and

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Speaker 4: her daughter Aggie wrote, this is my grandma. I miss

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Speaker 4: her endlessly, but I'm glad she is remembered by the

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Speaker 4: people of Buffalo who also share her deeply rooted hatred

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Speaker 4: of Tom Brady. So, you know, football is maybe coming back.

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Speaker 4: Sports are back, but I feel like the Bills should

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Speaker 4: honor in some way Carol Scarsella because of Lackawanna, New

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Speaker 4: York for absolutely hating Tom Brady.

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Speaker 6: I mean, Tom Brady is a very easy person to hate,

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Speaker 6: you know. It's like a snotty, snobby richie. We're back

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Speaker 6: on a team that definitely feels like they cheat a lot.

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Speaker 5: Or cheated a lot.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely.

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Speaker 6: I stopped watching football years ago, but I also did

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Speaker 6: not like Tom Brady, but it would not be part

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Speaker 6: of my obituary. But I also thought he was just

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Speaker 6: not put it in there, you know, supporting human.

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Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, woman sounds like an incredibly fun person

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Speaker 3: to hang out with.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I agree, smoking the ambling, pissed off about stuff.

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Speaker 4: It's like Tom Brady's life is like a perfect game

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Speaker 4: of mash. I don't know if you remember Mash when

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Speaker 4: your kid, you'd write Mash at the top for mansion, apartment,

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Speaker 4: shack house, but you would have to write down what

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Speaker 4: you wanted your job to be. I don't know, greatest

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Speaker 4: football player of all time? Who do you want to marry? Supermodel?

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Speaker 4: How much money do you want to make a year?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, twenty five mil? Where do you want

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Speaker 4: to live? Mansion? Like it's so unfair. I think that's

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Speaker 4: why everybody hates his guts. I mean, he's embarrassing and

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Speaker 4: he sells snake oil to people these days, and you

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00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,879
Speaker 4: can tease him about wearing ugs, but he really did win,

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Speaker 4: like the game of life in this very bizarre way

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Speaker 4: where you wonder if there's a portrait of him somewhere

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Speaker 4: just rotting away in his addice.

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Speaker 3: I remember you telling me the story of Arnold Schwarzenegger,

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Speaker 3: who was like he just came to America and was like,

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Speaker 3: what am I gonna be? I will be the greatest

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Speaker 3: muscle man ever. And then he became that, and then

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Speaker 3: he's like, what will I do next? I will become

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Speaker 3: the biggest action star ever?

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Speaker 1: And then he became that, and then he's like, what

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Speaker 1: else shall I do?

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Speaker 3: I will become the governor of California, and then he

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Speaker 3: did that.

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Speaker 1: It's so like there are just these certain people who

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Speaker 1: then just do it all.

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Speaker 2: It is crazy.

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Speaker 4: There is and I should say this, there is a

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Speaker 4: Bill burd bit where he goes on a similar run.

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Speaker 4: I've been thinking this for twenty years that like if

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Speaker 4: like to become mister Universe alone takes so much dedication.

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Speaker 2: It's so hard to do take steroids. I mean, it

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Speaker 2: takes a lot of stuff.

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Speaker 4: But then to also be like, you know what, I'm

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Speaker 4: also going to learn a different language, and you're like, oh,

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Speaker 4: that's not easy to do that. And then it's like,

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Speaker 4: you know what, I'm gonna we lit all three of

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Speaker 4: us live in Los Angeles. How many people here are

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Speaker 4: trying to be the number one movie star in the

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Speaker 4: world a million and a half? How many people around

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Speaker 4: the world twenty million? And he just chose to do

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Speaker 4: it and then did it. And then he was like,

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Speaker 4: you know what I've I'm not from this country, but

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Speaker 4: I'm going to run its state with the biggest economy

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Speaker 4: for eight years.

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Speaker 2: It's remarkable.

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Speaker 4: Uh, it's absolutely insane that he did that.

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Speaker 2: And uh, Tom.

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Speaker 4: Brady sort of did that in a parallel universe. But hey,

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Speaker 4: who knows. Maybe he cries himself to sleep at night.

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Speaker 4: We'll never know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you never know.

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Speaker 6: I also do I really love them bragging about the

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Speaker 6: millions of cigarettes she smokes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she really must have smoked like two packs a

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Speaker 3: day for her to just have written millions?

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Speaker 5: Did she?

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Speaker 6: Did she die of one cancer or anything related to smoking?

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Speaker 4: You know, I don't have it. I don't have it

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Speaker 4: in the article that I got, But I bet I

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Speaker 4: would be shocked if it was from the Bends or something.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I.

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Speaker 6: Always feels like those people who do like millions of cigarettes,

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Speaker 6: or like the people that don't get it, and then

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Speaker 6: like the person that was like two years of her

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Speaker 6: life get Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's I'm wrong, but you're not.

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Speaker 5: Like happens a lot, you know.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, it's genetic. Guys.

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Speaker 3: I just wish I knew if I had those jeans

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Speaker 3: or not, because I would be smoking right now if

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Speaker 3: I knew I didn't have up. I'll miss it every day.

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Speaker 3: Well we did it again, guys, that's another hour bananimals.

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Speaker 3: Everybody get Mandy's book, Super Serious August eighteenth.

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Speaker 4: Thanks so much, order now, guys, Thank you, for being

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Speaker 4: on our podcast. You're a wonderful guest. Anything else you

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Speaker 4: want to plug while you're here? Or is it book?

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Speaker 6: hot Tub's back.

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Speaker 6: And in the meantime, if you want to watch comedy,

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