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Speaker 1: I was donkey up today time. Damn that he hogged.

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Speaker 2: It's time for donkey I mean't trying to be donkey

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Speaker 2: today no more.

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Speaker 1: They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm

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Speaker 1: not making these people.

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Speaker 2: Do these days called Donkey of the day, and it

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Speaker 2: really caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne, who got the

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Speaker 2: donkey out of the day today?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 2: I donkey today for Monday, April seventeenth, just hilarious goes

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Speaker 2: to a man named Devin P.

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Speaker 1: Mitchell. Devin is from picker Ewn, Mississippi. The am I

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Speaker 1: crooked letter, crooked letter, I crookerd letter, crooked letter.

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Speaker 2: I hump back hump back eyes snoop doll, my folks

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Speaker 2: Mississippi dropping the clues bos from Mississippi. If I pronounced

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Speaker 2: picker Ewn wrong, apologies, don't nobody know how to pronounce

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Speaker 2: that with y'all.

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Speaker 1: But Devin is receiving the biggest he hard today.

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Speaker 2: And you know, Donkey of to day is all about

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Speaker 2: giving people the credit they deserve for being stupid. And

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Speaker 2: I'm always torn when I see creativity weaved in with

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Speaker 2: being stupid. See, Devin was doing a whole bunch of

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Speaker 2: things he had no business doing. Oh he was riding

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Speaker 2: already like Chamellion A two thousand and five. And he

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Speaker 2: was taken into custody and charged with possession of a

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Speaker 2: controlled substance with intent to distribute while in possession of

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Speaker 2: a firearm, possession of a controlled substance, tampering with physical evidence,

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Speaker 2: possession of a weapon by a felon, and possession of

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Speaker 2: paraphernalia sidebar. Isn't it amazing how when we are out

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Speaker 2: committing crimes we don't count the charges. I guarantee you.

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Speaker 2: In Devin mind, he was thinking he had guns and drugs.

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Speaker 2: He didn't lead a house thinking he was committing five

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Speaker 2: different felonies just too, I'm sure. But here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: Most people I believe are self aware enough to know

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Speaker 2: they are doing something illegal. Okay, he's a felon, right,

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Speaker 2: one of his charges is possession of a weapon by

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Speaker 2: a felon. With that said, I would think, you know,

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Speaker 2: you would have a proper stash place for your gun

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Speaker 2: in drugs, right if you're going to be in the car.

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Speaker 2: But I have a strange feeling Devon didn't think any

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Speaker 2: of this through. Okay, plan all the way to the end.

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Speaker 2: That's what I was always taughting forty eight laws of power. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's safe to say Devon wasn't ready. Let's go to

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Speaker 2: TLCUSA for the report.

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Speaker 1: Police.

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Speaker 3: A Mississippi man was a Friday during a traffic stop

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Speaker 3: after he attempted to hide a gun in a case

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Speaker 3: idea from Taco Bell. According to police, Devin P. Mitchell

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Speaker 3: folded the gun into the case idea when police in

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Speaker 3: Picayune stopped him and driver Olivia Nef for a traffic violation.

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Speaker 3: Officers reportedly saw Mitchell stuffing the handgun into a Taco

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Speaker 3: Bell bag, prompting them to conduct a search of the vehicle,

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Speaker 3: where they found the gun hidden in the Mexican meal.

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Speaker 3: Mitchell found himself slapped with other charges after police also

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Speaker 3: recovered methamphetamine, liquid heroin, and drug paraphernalia during their search.

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Speaker 3: According to authorities, Wow.

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Speaker 2: Wow, round of applause for me, I pronounced pick of

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Speaker 2: un right. Yeah, that's some applause police for that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Devon got stopped by the police and hid his gun

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Speaker 2: in a case adelia. Okay, when you eat in the casadilia,

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Speaker 2: you're supposed to add guac, not a glock.

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Speaker 1: Devin that's a case ofdea okay, whatever the helvia silad, yes,

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Speaker 1: all right, case of deal. All right. I've heard of

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Speaker 1: hard shells, are saft shells for casey, Yes, But bullet shouts,

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Speaker 1: that's a new one, all right.

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Speaker 2: Now, Look, I haven't committed crimes like this since in

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Speaker 2: twenty seven years, all right, are have been around crimes

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Speaker 2: doing my fake thug Thistle and Monks Corner, South Carolina,

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Speaker 2: I saw people have more creative ways to not get caught.

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Speaker 2: Right as you put it, put the gun and the

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Speaker 2: drugs in the trunk underneath the spare tire. I've seen them,

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Speaker 2: you know, hide the gun in the engine of the car,

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Speaker 2: which I never agreed with. Okay, in my mind the

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Speaker 2: gun would overheat and start going off. I've seen them

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Speaker 2: hide it in the center console. I've seen them hide

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Speaker 2: it beneath the steering wheel. If you believe dj Invy's

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Speaker 2: wall stories, he had his twenty two stash in his

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Speaker 2: Manolo blonnocks.

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Speaker 1: All right, de deuce deuce in the boot right nowadays? Right?

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Speaker 1: Correct me if I'm wrong.

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Speaker 2: Ify Some of these cars have secret compartments.

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Speaker 1: To hide your stashes in right, correct? Does the car

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Speaker 1: come like that? No? Oh, you gotta get it made

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Speaker 1: like that. People usually put it in there. Ok. Vehicle.

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Speaker 2: I still think that's extra stupid because if you know

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Speaker 2: the car got secret stashes, wouldn't the police know too?

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Speaker 2: All I'm trying to say, Devin, if you're going to

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Speaker 2: commit crimes, at least think the crime all the way through. Okay,

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Speaker 2: your plan can't be if I get caught, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: put my pistol in this.

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Speaker 1: Not your bell grande, all right.

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Speaker 2: And NRA, don't y'all get no bright ideas and try

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Speaker 2: to do a collaboration with Taco Bell. Okay, remember when

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Speaker 2: Taco Bell had to think outside the bun campaign. NRA

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Speaker 2: or any other gun lobbyists don't get any bright ideas.

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Speaker 2: Were not doing the think outside the gun campaign. Okay,

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Speaker 2: let's leave that alone. It's not about to be a

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Speaker 2: three eighty in casada combo on the menu, all right,

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Speaker 2: one three hundred and forty calories in thirteen rounds. No,

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Speaker 2: we're not doing that, right. There will be no Mexican

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Speaker 2: pizza pistol combos. There will be no steak grilled cheese

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Speaker 1: We not doing that, all right.

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Speaker 2: I have a feeling Devin actually did a hustler's prayer

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Speaker 2: before he left his house. If he had everything in

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Speaker 2: the open like that, and the only thing he could

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Speaker 2: He really believed future when Future said God is blessing

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Speaker 2: all the trapping ninjesst all right. Maybe even worse, Devin

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Speaker 2: might have had one of his people put some good

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Speaker 2: old fashioned roots okay, some voodoo, one of them protect

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Speaker 2: the spells on him that he thought would keep him

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Speaker 2: from getting caught by I hope he kept his receipt

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Speaker 2: for that, because that stuff don't work all right, at

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Speaker 2: least not in situations like that. When you leave the

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Speaker 2: house and you moving like Devon was, it's just the

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Speaker 2: luck of the draw on whether or not you get

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: And this happened to be the day Taco bell and

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Speaker 2: criminology collided.

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Speaker 1: For Devon. More the guns you crave, please give Devin P.

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Speaker 1: Mitchell the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, you are the dog of the day, the

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Speaker 4: dog all the day.

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Speaker 2: Yee.

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Speaker 1: You know what I hate?

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Speaker 2: Silent letters what's the point case, Adelia?

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Speaker 1: Why have two l's if you're not gonna use them?

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Speaker 2: That makes no sense, just spelling a different way.

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Speaker 1: What is up with this language that we call English?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Don't you think that's stupid? It is?

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Speaker 1: It's stupid. The same thing with It's like foreskin. It's

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Speaker 1: like the same thing with forskin. Why be born with it?

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Speaker 1: If you're just gonna remove him? What are we doing next?

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Speaker 5: Jesus Christ? All right, I wanted to play a game.

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Speaker 5: I won't play with you no more.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't I don't know what race he is. I looked, okay,

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Speaker 2: but you know what, I'm assuming Bell grind.

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Speaker 5: All right now when we come back.

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Speaker 1: You know, jess hilarious.

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Speaker 5: She was supposed to be our guest co host this morning,

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Speaker 5: but because of situations that we can't control, she's not

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Speaker 5: find out what was going on, and this is the conversation.

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Speaker 5: Everybody just was supposed to be our guest hosts didn't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Jessica told us this morning that you know, she

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Speaker 2: texted me, she said, hey, bro, I'm on the toilet,

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Speaker 2: but loose stomach really messed up?

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Speaker 1: Yoo somewhere to seafood in Jersey.

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Speaker 2: I'm not ever doing it again. How are you from

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Speaker 2: Maryland but you can't handle seafood? You from Baltimore?

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Speaker 1: Another?

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Speaker 2: Please, it's not good.

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Speaker 5: So is this the first time you had a bad

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Speaker 5: reaction to seafood and butts loose like that?

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Speaker 2: When it's yo, My butt is not loose.

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Speaker 1: So why are you sit in the studio.

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Speaker 2: Because I don't want to start?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? We've already told people that something

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Speaker 1: is up with your stomach. They gonna understand. Why would

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Speaker 1: you do that? Why would lie?

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Speaker 2: We got everything on your right and everything you asked

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Speaker 2: like leaving the house if I got a poop in

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Speaker 1: Let's talk it up the phone empty.

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Speaker 5: Eight hundred five eight five one oh five to one.

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Speaker 5: Has diarrhea ever messed up something for you? Not even

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Speaker 5: just maybe her poop crazy, Maybe you missed your job,

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Speaker 5: it may be, has diarrhea something up for you? Eight

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Speaker 1: It hasn't been topics on the breakfast club. This one.

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Speaker 1: That's right me, it does involve me. I got a

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Speaker 1: little diarrhe I'm coming to word. I don't care. Yellow

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Speaker 1: all gonna smell it. We've seen it. Yeah, well you

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Speaker 2: And then if he took his underwear off, this is

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Speaker 2: a true story, knocking this up. And he took his

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Speaker 5: But eight hundred that's a true story though. Eight hundred

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Speaker 5: five eighty five one oh five to one. Has diarrhea

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Speaker 5: ever messed up something for you? Let's talk about it.

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Speaker 5: It's the Brekfast Club. Good morning, your.

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Speaker 1: The Breakfast Club Top break it Down eight hundred and

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