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Speaker 1: Everyone has something that they didn't figure out until way

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Speaker 1: too late in life. Okay, okay, you know, like that

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Speaker 1: little piggy who went to market wasn't going shopping for

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Speaker 1: groceries that day.

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Speaker 2: I don't like to think about it.

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 2: The piggy went to market? Yeah, and then you had

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Speaker 2: him for dinner.

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Speaker 4: He wasn't using his reward club car. Yeah yeah, just fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just learned that, like value savings.

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Speaker 2: Or the piggy went to market.

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Speaker 1: Like when a mechanic rotates the tires on your car,

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean they just spin them real fast. But don't

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Speaker 1: feel bad because there's a lot of clueless people out there.

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Speaker 1: And I know that because the recent survey asked people

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Speaker 1: to share the things that they learned embarrassingly late in life.

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Speaker 1: Some of the best, the funniest ones right here, let's

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Speaker 1: get into them. Number seven, That the porta potty doesn't

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Speaker 1: somehow magically know when a person is inside. The sign

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Speaker 1: only just to occupied when you physically lock the door.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, duh, people.

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Speaker 1: Some person out there thought that it just knew and

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Speaker 1: changed to occupied.

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Speaker 2: Who get walked in on all the technology at porta

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Speaker 2: potty lacks. That's not the first thing like that in there.

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Speaker 4: You can't even flush it.

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Speaker 2: You're lucky if there's a handwashed station.

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Speaker 1: The number six, that whole milk is only around three

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Speaker 1: percent fat?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they said.

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Speaker 1: I always thought whole milk meant it was one hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: And when I saw reduced fat at two percent, I thought,

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Speaker 1: why wouldn't they do like fifty percent or somewhere in

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Speaker 2: It like coming out of the gallon, just so thick.

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Speaker 4: I thought that for a really long time.

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Speaker 1: You did. Yeah, in the twenties, I'm sure. Number five.

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Speaker 1: For years someone thought pre Madonna was pre Madonna the singer,

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Speaker 1: meaning the person was starting to behave like Madonna, so

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Speaker 1: their pre Madonna and then soon they're eventually going to

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Speaker 1: go full Madonna.

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Speaker 4: I thought that for a while.

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Speaker 2: What is it for though? Is it like Da Vinci's Madonna?

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Speaker 3: Is actual?

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Speaker 1: I think in an opera someone's that the pre meat

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Speaker 1: and the Madonna's like the lead singer. So you're the singer,

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Speaker 1: you're the lead, so you're the star Madonna.

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Speaker 4: That's a total guess. We don't know if that's true.

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Speaker 1: I'll google it, but I'm pretty sure I'll go with it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I didn't know what to go with before him.

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Speaker 4: I like that though.

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Speaker 1: These are from a survey where people shared the things

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Speaker 1: they learned embarrassingly late in their lives.

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Speaker 4: Number four.

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Speaker 1: Someone didn't realize that white meat and dark meat come

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Speaker 1: from the same chicken. There was light skin birds and

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Speaker 1: dark skinned birds, and all the different sheets on the inside.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, like that one has dark feathers. It

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Speaker 2: tastes better.

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Speaker 4: Well, this isn't in the middle bird. What do we

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Speaker 4: do with around me?

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Speaker 1: Number three someone said I didn't know pickles were made

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Speaker 1: from cucumbers until I was twenty four.

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Speaker 4: It was in the middle of getting my bachelor's degree.

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Speaker 3: Oh I hope not in like any sort of food

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Speaker 3: related scientists.

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Speaker 4: Is an agriculture.

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Speaker 2: He's like, wait a minute, cucumbers are pickles.

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Speaker 1: I was with him, though, because the only way I

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Speaker 1: ever saw pickles was sliced in the pickle chips, and

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize that it came from something else.

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Speaker 3: I remember as a kid when I realized when it clicked,

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Speaker 3: like Jeffery's like, can we grow some pickles this year.

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Speaker 2: In her garden?

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Speaker 4: These are cucumbers.

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Speaker 2: I hate cucumbers.

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Speaker 1: Number two. One person said while watching game of Thrones.

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Speaker 1: I asked my husband, when did dragons go extinct again?

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Speaker 4: He had to pause the show for that one. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: big talk.

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Speaker 1: Valid and the number one fact that somebody didn't learn

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Speaker 1: until embarrassingly late in their life. They said, for years,

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Speaker 1: I thought Mick Jagger was a McDonald's hamburger from Mick

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Speaker 1: Jagger and didn't realize he.

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Speaker 4: Was the lead singer of a big band. Everyone was saying.

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Speaker 1: Mick Jagger's so good, and I was like, I've never

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Speaker 1: tried one.

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Speaker 2: Maroon I came out with that song. I bet they

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Speaker 2: were so confused. He moves like a hamburger.

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Speaker 1: They blamed it on the show Gray's Anatomy with McDreamy

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Speaker 1: and McSteamy.

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Speaker 2: Also not food items.

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Speaker 4: But I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's a good stretch, it's a good try.

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Speaker 4: But now I am hungry for ms stem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if Grey's Anatomy had to pay McDonald's for

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Speaker 2: those names.

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Speaker 1: I got a couple of honorable mentions from this. One says,

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Speaker 1: just talk to a co worker the other day who

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Speaker 1: didn't know his name was Jason until third grade. His

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Speaker 1: initials were JT and his family called him that, so

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Speaker 1: he thought that was his name. Yeah, during roll call

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Speaker 1: in class, the teacher was asking for Jason, and he

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Speaker 1: just sat there thinking, some suckers late and Jason Smith.

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Speaker 4: He's like, man, that's so close to me. Oh no,

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Speaker 4: that's so chair.

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Speaker 2: That totally makes sense though, I could see that.

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Speaker 4: And another honorable mention.

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Speaker 1: I always thought that you had to be legally sixteen

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Speaker 1: to have coffee. So soon after my sixteenth birthday, I went

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Speaker 1: to the nearest coffee shop and I ordered one, and

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Speaker 1: I was sweating hoping they wouldn't ask for an ID

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Speaker 1: because I didn't have any.

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Speaker 4: I'll take two shots of coffee.

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Speaker 2: It's so confused when all the barissas were the same age.

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Speaker 1: Yea drinking your mocha out of a paper bag sot.

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Speaker 2: Now, dude, that's what I want for my kids though.

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Speaker 2: I want them to think that that is rebellion. Yeah right,

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Speaker 2: so then they don't get to the other stuff.

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Speaker 4: Just don't want to drink too much and become a

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Speaker 4: coffee haul. Nine two.

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Speaker 1: If you learned anything embarrassingly late in life, good. We

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Speaker 1: promised not to screenshot it and posted on our Insta

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Speaker 1: stories at Brooke and Jeffrey for the entire world to laugh.

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Speaker 4: At she really won.

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Speaker 3: I remember learning your blinker turns off on its own.

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Speaker 3: I thought that was amazing. I had no idea, you know,

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Speaker 3: like after you turn the car and then you go

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Speaker 3: back and it just turns off. I'm like, wow, wow technology.

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Speaker 4: Imagine your phone taps coming up right after this