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Speaker 1: Who's ready to hear some really bad music? Me? Yes,

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Speaker 1: It's The Jewels Show and we're about to count down

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Speaker 1: the ten worst Christmas songs of all time. Some of

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Speaker 1: these you might have heard, but I'm gonna say most

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Speaker 1: of these you probably haven't heard before. They are terrible,

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Speaker 1: and they are delicious, deliciously terrible. Really, they're hilariously terrible. Though.

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Speaker 1: Is this your opinion? Two? Is this your list? This

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Speaker 1: is my list, but I don't know how anybody would

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Speaker 1: ever argue with me on it. Let's start with number

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Speaker 1: ten on The Jewels Show countdown of the ten worst

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Speaker 1: Christmas songs of all time. Yeah, coming in at number ten.

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Speaker 1: Nothing says holiday cheer like a child pleading with his

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Speaker 1: emotionally abusive alcoholic father to not get too drunk and

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Speaker 1: pass out under the tree again. This is John Denver, Please, Daddy,

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Speaker 1: don't get drunk on Christmas. Oh my gosh, there. I

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Speaker 1: didn't go there, John Denver did. I've never even heard

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Speaker 1: this one before. You haven't heard it? We'll take it

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Speaker 1: in for a little bit English heaven please, Yeah, a

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Speaker 1: song about his dad who continues to get drunk and

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Speaker 1: my mamaka. I don't know if you heard the last part.

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Speaker 1: Please don't get drunk. I don't want to see my

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Speaker 1: mama cried. Very uplifting, oh my, very familiar. Alright, let's

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Speaker 1: let's move on. There are a lot of sad Christmas

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Speaker 1: songs like that, believe it or not. This one is

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Speaker 1: a whole lot of fun and it's coming in at

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Speaker 1: number nine. It's Cindi Lauper, remember her. And this is

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Speaker 1: called the Christmas Conga. Okay, my ear drums are bleeding

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Speaker 1: as we do. Oh my god, nothing says Christmas like

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Speaker 1: bongo bongo bonga do the Christmas Conga. Jesus, she was

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Speaker 1: really out of idea I'm about to take my headphones

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Speaker 1: off this next one. Though. There are a lot of

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Speaker 1: artists out there. Every single artist tries about out a

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Speaker 1: Christmas album. Oh yeah, even emo punk bands. Em yes,

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Speaker 1: it's the opposite of Christmas, right, but they well they

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Speaker 1: you know, try to make it their own. This is

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Speaker 1: by a band called Set It Off. Have you ever

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Speaker 1: heard of set it Off? Think of think of like

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Speaker 1: a poor man's fallout boy? Oh okay, okay, so just bad,

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Speaker 1: just bad. And this is called this Christmas I'll burn

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Speaker 1: it to the ground. Yeah, right, just whatever if I

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Speaker 1: don't know what they're going to burn to the ground,

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Speaker 1: but something maybe the tree. Yeah, it's definitely emo. It's

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Speaker 1: definitely weird. I feel like I hate my parents now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: me too. I don't want to put some black Eyes

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Speaker 1: feel sad for myself because life is bad. Yeah. These

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Speaker 1: are the top ten worst Christmas songs of all time.

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Speaker 1: According to me, Alex likes all the songs because she

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Speaker 1: keeps playing Lives three times every single time in between. Um,

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Speaker 1: this one is a hold on, I do trust the list.

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Speaker 1: You're doing a good job, sok. List of them have

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Speaker 1: been pretty bad. They are very terrible. It took me

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Speaker 1: a long time to find all of these terrible Christmas songs.

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Speaker 1: I mean this is number seven though on the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: Jewels thank You, Worst Christmas Songs of all Time and

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Speaker 1: this one. Not only was there a dreadful Star Wars

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Speaker 1: album Christmas in the Stars, a Star Wars Christmas album,

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Speaker 1: and this is we Wish You a Merry Christmas by

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Speaker 1: R two D two. It's like Barney. Yeah, they're singing

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Speaker 1: to R two D two. Wow. They're making these tracks

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Speaker 1: school for like a choir. For yes, that's rights. We

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Speaker 1: are doing the Christmas Conga on The Jewels Show today,

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Speaker 1: counting down the worst Christmas songs of all time. That

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Speaker 1: was Cindi Lauper's Christmas Conga. Bonga Bonga bongo. Let's do

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Speaker 1: the Christmas Conga. Oh wowious it is. It's a great song.

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Speaker 1: We've heard some terrible ones so far, but we haven't

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Speaker 1: heard the number one worst Christmas song ever yet. I

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Speaker 1: can't wait. I have an idea. But on the way there,

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Speaker 1: we're going to hear some really terrible Christmas songs that

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Speaker 1: you might have never heard before. Let's fly through it

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Speaker 1: as quickly as possible, Like this one. This is a

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Speaker 1: little jam called jingle Bells. You've heard that song before,

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Speaker 1: but have you ever heard it by bass Hunter Bass?

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Speaker 1: because the video for this. It shows like this dude

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Speaker 1: and then the beat drops and then they're outside like

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Speaker 1: devising an elaborate plan to catch Santa. This is Joel Gray.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put some glue round the Christmas tree. What

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Speaker 1: just listen to it. I'm gone up some glue Christmas true.

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Speaker 1: Something about this is super creepy, isn't it. Yeah, we'll

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Speaker 1: stick around all ye scary. I'll spread it on the floor,

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Speaker 1: of Julie for dinner. You mean you're gonna have him

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Speaker 1: for dinner, wondering if that's what you're gonna do? All right?

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Speaker 1: That was number five on the Jewel Show Top ten

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Speaker 1: Worst Christmas Songs of All Time Countdown God. Coming in

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Speaker 1: at number four is a band called The Cheeky Girls.

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Speaker 1: Oh I love. I know they were big in Europe.

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Speaker 1: They're from the UK. Yeah, The Cheeky Girls are from

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Speaker 1: the UK. Well, this song is called Boys and Girls

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Speaker 1: parentheses Xmas Time Love. There's not a whole lot of

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Speaker 1: Christmas in this song, but it is a Christmas song.

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Speaker 1: And here's how it goes. Chun love Hello, the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Just wow, I just said their lyrics. Yeah, that is

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Speaker 1: her girls Xmas Time Love Girls. Please don't put that again,

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Speaker 1: not even like going back to it. Really go back

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Speaker 1: time and this one number three is called Dominic the

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Speaker 1: Donkey Done. This is the Christmas song Christmas Italian Christmas

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Speaker 1: donkey name Dominic. Probably I remember the Mafia sounds like

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Speaker 1: it in this song anyway. In the UK, this song

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Speaker 1: was used extensively on the BBC Radio One Morning show okay,

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Speaker 1: we are right now, except in Europe in twenty and eleven, whoever,

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Speaker 1: the host of the show was convinced everybody to download

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Speaker 1: the song and it actually charted on the Billboard Top

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Speaker 1: charts out of the blue because this song was recorded

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Speaker 1: in like the sixties, and then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: the guy who made this is like my song's famous millionaire.

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Speaker 1: I wonder how much he actually did make off of you.

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Speaker 1: Probably a lot. So this is Dominic the Donkey coming

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Speaker 1: Worst Christmas Songs of All Time. It's hilarious to me

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Speaker 1: because I have a paper and for I just want

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Speaker 1: front of me and I've been reading off of this list,

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Speaker 1: each one right, so I can keep my place because

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Speaker 1: I don't I'm not going to do it this off

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Speaker 1: was like, don't replay the Cheeky Girls song? Why right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you heard her say that. You say that, well, okay,

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Speaker 1: so she said don't replay it, And I just wanted

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Speaker 1: this and make this up because she said that, I

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Speaker 1: actually put the Cheeky Girls songs also umber two. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, it does, it does? How did you know?

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Speaker 1: I was going to replay Wow? Because I'm an EmPATH.

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Speaker 1: In my psychic I wrote down number two. I was like,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be funny if I go back to the

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Speaker 1: Cheeky Girls is the number two? But yes, no, Cheeky

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Speaker 1: Girls are number two, and that's number four on the

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Speaker 1: list in sync. Oh my god, you've got to be Oh,

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Speaker 1: I know what I'm playing around the house. Remember Alex

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Speaker 1: and I am married. If you didn't know that, I

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Speaker 1: know what My new Christmas song is around the house NonStop.

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Speaker 1: Now girls, girls, girls, boys, boys, boys. We need to

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Speaker 1: take this to Jack's your son. Yes we do, we

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Speaker 1: do not. And the number one worst Cheeky Girls Christmas

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Speaker 1: song of all time Cheeky Girls the number one worst

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Speaker 1: Christmas song of all time as according to me, yes

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Speaker 1: is We're doing to know Christmas Shoes by new song.

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Speaker 1: I knew it was gonna be. He knows every lyric

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Speaker 1: and I've never heard this song aside from you. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's a very popular song. If you didn't know this

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Speaker 1: song it's a very because you talk about it. Well,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that don't know me and

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Speaker 1: is not much dame. You see. I'll explain with the

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Speaker 1: into it and know the shoes make smiles. Wanted to

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Speaker 1: look beautiful if momaesus. That is new song. It's called

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Speaker 1: Christmas Shoes and it is the most horrible Christmas song ever.

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Speaker 1: It's about a young boy who's going to buy trying

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Speaker 1: then the guy was like, I need to write a

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Speaker 1: song about that, and then he did this is it

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Speaker 1: so text in four one o six one. What are

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Speaker 1: some of the worst Christmas songs on your list. All right,

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