WEBVTT - Stole Chips Off Your Truck

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Let you see what you got.

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<v Speaker 2>So Timothy emailed us wanting to phone tap his dad,

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<v Speaker 2>who owns a potato chip distribution route. So, in other words,

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<v Speaker 2>his dad delivers cases of chips to stores around the

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<v Speaker 2>neighborhood and some days Timo, Timothy does the job for

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<v Speaker 2>his dad. So Timothy's going to start the call to

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<v Speaker 2>his father about an issue he's having on the route.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't I do this same phone tap before? We tried

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<v Speaker 2>this once before with a cookie route with pepperchform cookie.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, potato chips.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet yours is much better than mine.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, let's see how.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary does here?

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<v Speaker 3>We go? Hello dad, Yeah, listen, we're gonna talk to

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<v Speaker 3>you about something. There's a problem here. What's the problem. Uh, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a very your own fact, just delivering, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>delivering the shipment. Yeah yeah, yeah, I didn't lock the

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<v Speaker 3>box truck the back of it and it was just

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<v Speaker 3>slimping slide open, and so what happened going back there?

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<v Speaker 3>And it's just a mess back there, you know, they're

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<v Speaker 3>like half the sour creamer. God, no one got in

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<v Speaker 3>the truck. Yeah, clearly, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, for Christ, say Jesus, they.

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<v Speaker 3>Really tore it up back here, though, I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>why or what. That's literally where they.

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<v Speaker 1>How do they do that? How did they get out

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<v Speaker 1>of the How long will you part there?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I'm long, you know, I know Rudy in

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<v Speaker 3>the store and they're just talking a little bit about whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Way are you trying to tell me? You went in

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<v Speaker 1>there and you're yacking away and what's back of the

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<v Speaker 1>truck is open? Well? I mean, what am I gonna do?

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<v Speaker 3>Not talk to anybody all day?

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<v Speaker 1>Will you wake up? Secure the vehicle? Then you go

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<v Speaker 1>in and make make the arrangement and just get write

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<v Speaker 1>them back out there? Damn it.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I might tell you I see this. He's like

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<v Speaker 3>his shopping carts like full of chips.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Yeah, I'm going to talk to and

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<v Speaker 1>get away, get away?

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<v Speaker 2>Not how you wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, man, did you go back to my truck?

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you? These aren't these aren't free?

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<v Speaker 3>You need to pay for these? These are mine.

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<v Speaker 1>If you just take the chips, just take the chips

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<v Speaker 1>away from it. Ohting here eating your chips? Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you blocking my way, You're.

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<v Speaker 3>Only seventy five for that bag of chips that you're

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<v Speaker 3>eating right now?

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<v Speaker 2>What use on your chips? Using my chips?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? No? Wait, these de wheels are good.

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<v Speaker 1>Seventy five seventy Are you out of your mind? Take

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<v Speaker 1>the chips away from my shopping cart. This is my clock.

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<v Speaker 1>He's my chip.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing for all those chips?

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<v Speaker 3>They're not your, they're mine.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got they just take the chick. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What if I open up every bag in here and

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<v Speaker 2>start eating every single one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not your chips anymore. We'll dose freedoms. Look great,

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<v Speaker 1>don't bringing with chips?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to put this guy discuss them in the

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<v Speaker 1>back and get them back in the truck. Damn, you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get away from me. Am.

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<v Speaker 2>These are my son chip. Get the word hello. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't steal nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know we talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>These are my sonships, my doritos. Right now, you these

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<v Speaker 2>cheese doodles are very good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming down. I'm gonna hear me. Sorry, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>you off penzel.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, pretzels. Speaking of pretzels, I think I have these

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<v Speaker 2>rolled gold with butter I'm gonna open up some of those.

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<v Speaker 1>How do I know that you.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't steal these chips first?

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<v Speaker 1>Chook me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting here in the studio with chips that I

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<v Speaker 2>bought from the vending machine. Because you've been phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Gary Jones from Alvis Durant in the

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<v Speaker 2>morning show, I did.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep you.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing to me?

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<v Speaker 2>As the Elvis Duran phone tap