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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durand. Elvis Durand's phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Let you see what you got.

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Speaker 2: So Timothy emailed us wanting to phone tap his dad,

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Speaker 2: who owns a potato chip distribution route. So, in other words,

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Speaker 2: his dad delivers cases of chips to stores around the

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Speaker 2: neighborhood and some days Timo, Timothy does the job for

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Speaker 2: his dad. So Timothy's going to start the call to

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Speaker 2: his father about an issue he's having on the route.

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Speaker 2: Didn't I do this same phone tap before? We tried

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Speaker 2: this once before with a cookie route with pepperchform cookie.

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Speaker 1: All right, potato chips.

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Speaker 2: I bet yours is much better than mine.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's see how.

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Speaker 2: Scary does here?

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Speaker 3: We go? Hello dad, Yeah, listen, we're gonna talk to

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Speaker 3: you about something. There's a problem here. What's the problem. Uh, well,

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Speaker 3: I'm a very your own fact, just delivering, you know,

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Speaker 3: delivering the shipment. Yeah yeah, yeah, I didn't lock the

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Speaker 3: box truck the back of it and it was just

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Speaker 3: slimping slide open, and so what happened going back there?

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Speaker 3: And it's just a mess back there, you know, they're

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Speaker 3: like half the sour creamer. God, no one got in

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Speaker 3: the truck. Yeah, clearly, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, for Christ, say Jesus, they.

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Speaker 3: Really tore it up back here, though, I don't know

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Speaker 3: why or what. That's literally where they.

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Speaker 1: How do they do that? How did they get out

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Speaker 1: of the How long will you part there?

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Speaker 3: I mean I'm long, you know, I know Rudy in

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Speaker 3: the store and they're just talking a little bit about whatever.

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Speaker 1: Way are you trying to tell me? You went in

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Speaker 1: there and you're yacking away and what's back of the

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Speaker 1: truck is open? Well? I mean, what am I gonna do?

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Speaker 3: Not talk to anybody all day?

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Speaker 1: Will you wake up? Secure the vehicle? Then you go

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Speaker 1: in and make make the arrangement and just get write

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Speaker 1: them back out there? Damn it.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I might tell you I see this. He's like

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Speaker 3: his shopping carts like full of chips.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, I'm going to talk to and

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Speaker 1: get away, get away?

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Speaker 2: Not how you wrong?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 3: Listen, man, did you go back to my truck?

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Speaker 1: Who are you? These aren't these aren't free?

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Speaker 3: You need to pay for these? These are mine.

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Speaker 1: If you just take the chips, just take the chips

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Speaker 1: away from it. Ohting here eating your chips? Why are

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Speaker 1: you blocking my way, You're.

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Speaker 3: Only seventy five for that bag of chips that you're

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Speaker 3: eating right now?

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Speaker 2: What use on your chips? Using my chips?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? No? Wait, these de wheels are good.

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Speaker 1: Seventy five seventy Are you out of your mind? Take

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Speaker 1: the chips away from my shopping cart. This is my clock.

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Speaker 1: He's my chip.

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Speaker 2: What are you doing for all those chips?

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Speaker 3: They're not your, they're mine.

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Speaker 1: He's got they just take the chick. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: What if I open up every bag in here and

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Speaker 2: start eating every single one of them.

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Speaker 1: They're not your chips anymore. We'll dose freedoms. Look great,

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Speaker 1: don't bringing with chips?

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Speaker 3: I can't.

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Speaker 1: I want to put this guy discuss them in the

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Speaker 1: back and get them back in the truck. Damn, you

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Speaker 1: didn't get away from me. Am.

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Speaker 2: These are my son chip. Get the word hello. I

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Speaker 2: didn't steal nothing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know we talking about.

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Speaker 2: These are my sonships, my doritos. Right now, you these

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Speaker 2: cheese doodles are very good.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming down. I'm gonna hear me. Sorry, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: you off penzel.

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Speaker 2: Well, pretzels. Speaking of pretzels, I think I have these

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Speaker 2: rolled gold with butter I'm gonna open up some of those.

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Speaker 1: How do I know that you.

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Speaker 2: Didn't steal these chips first?

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Speaker 1: Chook me.

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Speaker 2: I'm sitting here in the studio with chips that I

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Speaker 2: bought from the vending machine. Because you've been phone tapped.

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Speaker 2: My name is Gary Jones from Alvis Durant in the

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Speaker 2: morning show, I did.

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Speaker 3: Keep you.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing to me?

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Speaker 2: As the Elvis Duran phone tap