1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:02,320 Speaker 1: What's up with you? 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? 3 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 3: It's a loser line. 4 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 4: Goodby, Just call. 5 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:10,120 Speaker 5: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before. 6 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 5: It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you 7 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,840 Speaker 5: while you're out at the club and uses this charming 8 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 5: pickup line on you. 9 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:20,599 Speaker 4: II there has anyone ever told you that your eyes 10 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 4: are as blue and calm as the sea where many 11 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:28,160 Speaker 4: of my friends and former lovers have mysteriously disappeared. 12 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 3: Sooner. 13 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,240 Speaker 5: Whatever you do, do not whip out your phone and 14 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 5: attempt to match his picture with anyone on FBI's most 15 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 5: wanted list. 16 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 1: You should yeah. 17 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 5: Instead tell him you love the sea. 18 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 1: And maybe you two can go boating. 19 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 5: Sometimes that's a great idea. That's when you get in 20 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,880 Speaker 5: the number of the loser line. So hopefully that harmless, 21 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 5: armless man leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play 22 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 5: on the air voicemails like this. 23 00:00:58,360 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 3: One next method. 24 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 1: Hey Sarah, thanks again for being so kind. I did 25 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 1: not mean to dump all over you with like my 26 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 1: coworker dying suddenly. I guess it all just came pouring out. 27 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 1: I needed a placed events. Anyways, the least I could 28 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,039 Speaker 1: do is pay you back by offering you some of 29 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: her supplies. I know that that might sound weird, but like, 30 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 1: have you been to office depot lately? Staplers are like 31 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 1: fifteen dollars now and that's just like the normal ones. 32 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,399 Speaker 1: So yeah, if you could come over to the office 33 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:38,839 Speaker 1: building where I work, obviously tomorrow night later would be preferable, 34 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 1: we could definitely go through her drawers and pick out 35 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,759 Speaker 1: a few things, maybe gravi atry after if you're down. 36 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 1: I don't think she'd mind, you know, like obviously she's 37 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: eds aren't here, so yeah, give me a call back. 38 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 1: I probably would have wanted it. 39 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 5: This way, guys, h I I've heard of people stealing 40 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 5: like flowers from a burial site before, but maybe this 41 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 5: is the new things is sick pens and paper clips 42 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 5: and binder clips from a dead person? 43 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 6: Like to know how he went from crying his eyes 44 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,320 Speaker 6: out one night to be completely fine with it all 45 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:16,240 Speaker 6: very quickly invented and now he got that's. 46 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: All you do? 47 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 4: I call on Brooks desk by the way. 48 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 7: Uh hey, Wendy, So look, I'm just going to come 49 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 7: right out and say it. Normally, I don't believe in 50 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,360 Speaker 7: love it at first sight. But when I saw you, 51 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,040 Speaker 7: it's silly, but I thought, when I get sick someday 52 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 7: and not like regular sick, like six sick, I could 53 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 7: see you being like the best nurse ever. There's so 54 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 7: many yellow cups and meals uh you know, delivered the 55 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,120 Speaker 7: memory with a smile and fresh socks on my feet 56 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 7: every couple of hours. You just have that caring quality 57 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,040 Speaker 7: that basically it's like. 58 00:02:59,120 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 3: You make me feel like. 59 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,160 Speaker 7: No much more important than anyone else. Can you just 60 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 7: take really good care of people, especially the people you love. 61 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,799 Speaker 7: And I'm a planner and I already ain't a lot 62 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 7: of crappy food, so I feel like I'm probably gonna 63 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 7: get sick real soon. 64 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,519 Speaker 3: So I'm on. 65 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 6: I don't understand that is a nurse fantasy, that is 66 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 6: Is it like other men's Yeah. 67 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,119 Speaker 5: And it gets kind of sweet. I could see you 68 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 5: changing my bedpan one day. Yeah, when I die, I 69 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 5: want to be looking right in your eyes. 70 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 6: I might tell you after like thirty years of that dude, 71 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 6: she's gonna hitting him over the head with a bedpan. 72 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 5: For speaking of taking care of one another. I'm going 73 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,240 Speaker 5: to take care of our listeners right now. Head on 74 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 5: over to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page. Follow us 75 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 5: and let the hilarious content heal your body and your 76 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 5: mind from whatever is going on in your life. In fact, 77 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 5: tell your doctor that Brookes said, I don't have to 78 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 5: take your fancy, overpriced medicines anymore. This TikTok page is 79 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 5: doing wonders for my failing kidneys. 80 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, my own reason. 81 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,960 Speaker 5: Screw you Western medicine. 82 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 3: Back to the voicemails. 83 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 8: Next message, Hey John, Sorry it's kid again. I've just 84 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:18,599 Speaker 8: been trying to confirm that you are still available to 85 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,159 Speaker 8: help me tomorrow to prepare for the full botomy exam 86 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:25,119 Speaker 8: that we talked about. I have been practicing drawing blood 87 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,159 Speaker 8: on my roommate since we last spoke, and I want 88 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 8: to tell you that I'm having a much better time 89 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 8: when I try to hit the actual vein instead of 90 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,480 Speaker 8: having to like repeatedly stab the area. 91 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,600 Speaker 3: I do want to apologize to you. 92 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 8: Because, like I do feel really bad that we tried 93 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 8: in the bar. I thought that was a little I mean, 94 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 8: that was awesome that you were willing to try because 95 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 8: I had the needle on me and everything. But I 96 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,599 Speaker 8: did miss your vein. I think it was like six 97 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 8: times I promised that will not happen again, honest seeking 98 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:03,120 Speaker 8: so that maybe I shouldn't do it when I'm that drunk, 99 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 8: Like maybe one. 100 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 3: Shot at tequila instead of like three before we do 101 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 3: it will be better. But anyway, if you want to. 102 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:15,600 Speaker 8: Come over anytime today or tomorrow, let me know, give 103 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 8: me a comeback. 104 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 5: Why I feel like it was definitely more than three 105 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:23,359 Speaker 5: shots of tequila. If they're drawing each other's blood in 106 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:26,040 Speaker 5: the middle of a bar six minutes. 107 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 6: I don't think it was each other's. 108 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 7: I think it was just her. 109 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, I hope they told people. 110 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 5: So, you guys, are people just shooting up in the corner. 111 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:39,159 Speaker 6: I actually appreciate that she's practicing, because I swear that 112 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 6: I have had people draw my blood that have never 113 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,520 Speaker 6: done it before. 114 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 4: Like literally, you can see the vein. 115 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 3: How are you missing? Next message? 116 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 2: Hey, my mom's in the other room, so I have 117 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:58,839 Speaker 2: to keep this kind of quiet. But I still wanted 118 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 2: to get your feet back on my movie review channel 119 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 2: that I'm doing on YouTube. So hold on, I need 120 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 2: to start the music. 121 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:16,159 Speaker 3: There we go. This is Godzilla versus Kong. Kong walks 122 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,280 Speaker 3: in going all. 123 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:23,839 Speaker 2: Then Godzilla comes in going all. 124 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:33,600 Speaker 3: And it's pretty cool, but there's a surprise at the end. 125 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:44,920 Speaker 3: I'll give you one hint, so overall, I give it 126 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:49,360 Speaker 3: three and a half goldfish crackers. So how's that next message? 127 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:52,160 Speaker 6: Oh god, I'm ready to subscribe. 128 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 5: Talk about spoilers though now I know exactly how the 129 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 5: movie ends with the sad dolphin. Oh I thought Kong 130 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,039 Speaker 5: got Godzilla pregnant. 131 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,279 Speaker 4: Oh that's cute. 132 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 5: Two, there's some mystery left. 133 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of mystery. 134 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,120 Speaker 5: I gotta see this film. Make you listen to Loser 135 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,960 Speaker 5: one regularly, by the way, at this time every single week, 136 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 5: and make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok. 137 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,600 Speaker 5: It's not nearly as good as that movie review Sid, 138 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,360 Speaker 5: but it's pretty good. Now we're going to do a 139 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 5: phone tap 140 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 3: Right after this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.