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Speaker 1: Frank phone, call what you got for his nest? Philly?

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Speaker 2: I got Auntie Debra's hair. That's that's basically that's Debra.

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Speaker 2: K Okay, that's Debra k all right, classic home run hitter.

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Speaker 2: Let's go catch them. Tell us, man speaker, let me

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Speaker 2: tell you something of you. My name is Wayne. You

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Speaker 2: did my auntie's hair yesterday. And now I don't know

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Speaker 2: what you did. I don't know what kind of glue

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Speaker 2: you'd use with weaves or whatever. But my auntie hadn't

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Speaker 2: fell out in church today doing I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't even use glue because I don't even know

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Speaker 3: why you're coming at me on the side tip anywhere

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Speaker 3: about your auntie.

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Speaker 2: My auntie, My auntie is Deborah, and I have fell like.

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Speaker 3: You tell don't use glue. Nineteen eighty two. You come

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Speaker 3: some glue.

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Speaker 1: Pull you think you tripping with?

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Speaker 3: Look, let me tell you look.

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Speaker 1: Let me say this to you all. I'm saying you.

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Speaker 3: Gotta say, you gotta say because I'm serious about my

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Speaker 3: heart with you coming at me with some glue, it's

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Speaker 3: just not for some glove on you.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's what happened.

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Speaker 2: And I have fell off in service and all the

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Speaker 2: church members and sitting there laughing now.

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Speaker 3: But she shouldn't have been. Maybe she's trying to get

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Speaker 3: the devil out over because she ain't no business shouting

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Speaker 3: hard anyway. But I don't switch double glove.

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Speaker 2: You ain't in the city and talk about my ain't it?

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Speaker 2: And Jesus, don't you talk about how she shouted? They

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Speaker 2: call her miss deb Brook.

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Speaker 3: I don't know no, miss de Brook.

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Speaker 1: She just got her hair done from you yesterday.

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Speaker 2: How you gonna sit here and act like you ain't

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Speaker 2: cut it yesterday?

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Speaker 3: God saying comment a real woman and common me tell

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Speaker 3: me mistake? Kind of mad because I don't have no

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Speaker 3: and I.

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Speaker 2: Ain't I'm finna tell everybody in Atlanta, Georgian not to

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Speaker 2: come to your health.

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Speaker 3: Wait wait a minute? Wait what minute? You wait one minute?

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Speaker 3: That's my livelihood? You why I don't need you? What

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Speaker 3: is this?

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Speaker 2: You?

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Speaker 1: My name is Wayne.

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Speaker 3: We ain't no Look youre waite.

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Speaker 1: I know you're a know Wayne, but you you.

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Speaker 3: I got her brother named Big Jay and Hero bring

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Speaker 3: bring U bring Swayne.

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Speaker 1: Look, Look, let me tell you something.

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Speaker 2: I don't want no problem, but I will throw these

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Speaker 3: Got you what they ain't gonna thrown look here, look here,

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Speaker 3: I ain't got time to you. Ain'ty whatever, ain't some

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Speaker 3: mistaken whatn't he?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 3: Look you done got me out here on good Sunday.

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Speaker 3: I just came from church. It's hot as hell, and

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Speaker 3: you telling me, Michael, you ain't got no joy got

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Speaker 3: you today? Dude, I't got nothing to do.

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Speaker 2: I got to find out why my ain't and half

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Speaker 2: falling out in church?

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Speaker 3: And ain't me so called somebody else in that lay

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Speaker 3: because I'm the I am the business.

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Speaker 2: Hated to But well you ain't you you must not

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Speaker 2: be in right now. If you got people have father

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Speaker 2: out into glue fallow it all off on the pew.

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Speaker 3: Ain't y'all? Ain't it probably glue her home? And that's

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Speaker 3: kind of why it fell like I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 3: right now, I'm the hottest silence in that laughter. So

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Speaker 3: I don't know who I ain't nobody. If I ain't,

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Speaker 3: I ain't doing a half. I don't six some half.

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Speaker 3: You go in and that body in that lamp dad

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Speaker 3: tell you the same thing.

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Speaker 2: Look, all I'm saying is you to mess up my

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Speaker 2: ain't and hair. I wanna get it rectified. I need

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Speaker 2: you first of all, to call and apologize to her.

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Speaker 1: I apologize.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna roshow you and drinking on some Jesus juice

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Speaker 3: with y'all. Ain't and that's why you an't. Michael Jackson.

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Speaker 3: Andy ain't in Denver see to you or whatever her

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Speaker 3: name is.

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Speaker 2: Look, let me take you first of all, you'll go,

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Speaker 2: you'll go respect my ain't.

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Speaker 3: Okay, y'all, whatever you say her name is, I put up.

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Speaker 2: I want you to redo my aint and half for

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Speaker 2: free and get what her money back from the first

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Speaker 2: time she paid you.

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Speaker 3: I don't know who this old. I don't know who

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Speaker 3: this is who. I don't know who you are.

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Speaker 1: I'm white.

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Speaker 3: You coming way? Ain't look you Wayne. I'm gonna go

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Speaker 3: ahead and I'm gonna hang up in your face.

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Speaker 2: No hold up, I'm jeffor nephew, Wayne. Now mine ain't

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Speaker 2: fit two years old. Now you ain't gonna respect your elders.

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Speaker 2: How you expect to be blessed? You say you just

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Speaker 2: went to church this month.

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Speaker 3: See that's the problem. You calling me on Sunday with

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Speaker 3: some got me cutting like this, gotta.

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Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say to

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Speaker 2: you before I get off the phone.

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Speaker 3: What you try to say, because you wasted nine minutes.

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Speaker 2: This is nephew Timy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.

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Speaker 2: You just got brank from your girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Got me.

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Speaker 2: Your girl told me, she say trust me going off

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Speaker 2: the third twelve second.

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Speaker 3: You know what it is? You tell me?

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Speaker 1: Hey, baby le Man, you don't do no uh, you

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Speaker 1: don't do no glue.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't no glue. I don't, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I tell you.

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Speaker 2: It's too all right baby, ain't nobody, ain't nobody half

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Speaker 2: fell out of church and now you still they say

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Speaker 2: you the bomb down there. So I just wanted to

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Speaker 2: call and make sure I prank my girl sheet one

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Speaker 2: all right baby, answer one thing from it? What is

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Speaker 2: the baddest, I mean, the baddest radio show in the world.

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Speaker 3: The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: And now you have it stupid on this great getting

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Speaker 2: up Jany Avery.

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Speaker 1: Huh what my grandmam gonna say?

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Speaker 2: If I just make it to Jany even fifty eight,

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Speaker 2: I can march all through the April in May.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be all right, baby, Milwaukee, the nephew is

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Speaker 1: coming to town. That is m l K weekend.

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Speaker 2: My wife is allowing me to actually go perform instead

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Speaker 2: of being at the house, so she is allowing me

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Speaker 2: not to be home on the holiday. But I'm coming

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Speaker 2: out to Milwaukee and we're gonna sling these jokes at

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Speaker 2: the improv. That is all m l K weekend Friday, Saturday,

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Speaker 2: and Sunday tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 1: Stupid is moving through the Midwest. That's Timmy. Yeah, Hey Junior, Junior? Yeah, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's matter?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good. What happened?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm just your ash. I've been hearing a lot

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Speaker 4: of dates from Tommy. I ain't heard no dates from you.

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Speaker 4: What's going on?

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Speaker 1: I ain't nothing going on? Offy, I got these companies. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we want to take you some time off. What

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Speaker 1: did you doing? Well? Uh? I think I told you

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Speaker 1: about what I'm doing. I've told you about We don't

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Speaker 1: want to bring it up right now. You don't want

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Speaker 1: to bring it up right now. You're gonna bring up

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Speaker 1: the meeting right now?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll hold on whoa wo if you are wait

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Speaker 4: wa wa, wait a minute, if you all just go

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Speaker 4: back over what was just saying.

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Speaker 1: I never bought up a meeting. All I said was

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Speaker 1: I ain't heard you.

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Speaker 4: I ain't heard no dates from you. Now y'all taking

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Speaker 4: a ram with a whole nother scenario. Steve Harvey said

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Speaker 4: nothing by no damn dates.

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Speaker 1: No meeting. I was talking about.

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Speaker 4: Your ass, brought up the meeting, and now you want

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Speaker 4: to put it on.

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Speaker 1: Do I want to talk about it on that? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I do, because I don't even know what the hell

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Speaker 4: of meeting you're talking about. That's start this week, man,

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Speaker 4: and I've been trying nothing. You know, I was gonna

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Speaker 4: make this year the year I was gonna do less cussing.

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Speaker 4: But already see that ain't gonna work out because just

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Speaker 4: what he just did, just now, you.

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Speaker 1: Had a meeting about it that made you.

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Speaker 4: I didn't cut there, But that right there is the

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Speaker 4: reason I don't really think this's gonna work out for me,

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Speaker 4: because that right there, you should have I cussed out

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Speaker 4: for that.

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Speaker 1: You know that you had a meeting. It's okay, it's

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Speaker 1: all right.

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Speaker 2: When Midnight Hit was you cussing m M for New

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Speaker 2: Year's When Midnight Hitting you show you didn't cut I

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Speaker 2: don't believe it.

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Speaker 1: say that. Well, we know because we know one thing

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Speaker 1: I did.

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Speaker 4: I did cush out the fireworks. I crushed out the

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Speaker 4: fireworks because I felt like one of them was too close.

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Speaker 1: And he felt.

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Speaker 4: A little.

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Speaker 1: Man blank blank too close. All right, go away, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: all right,