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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's giving city squirrels a safe

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Speaker 1: place to hide their stash with a new invention called

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Speaker 1: nut Huggers, warm knitted pouches like tiny little bowlding ball holders.

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Speaker 1: They're attached to trees and designed for critters to store

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Speaker 1: their acorns, pine nuts, and seeds, making sure their nuts

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Speaker 1: stays stafe and snug all the way through winter.

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Speaker 2: I bought some for my husband, thinking they were for

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Speaker 2: something else. Oh yeah, dang.

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Speaker 1: It, giant trunks. Yeah, exactly. That's our mission for every

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Speaker 1: public park to be swarming with nut huggers, by the

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Speaker 1: sign the petition. Now with Laser Stories, their segment where

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Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like

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Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other

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Speaker 1: Nutter brothers just don't this. Versus Laser Stories. Out of

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Speaker 1: New Jersey, a thirty one year old guy named Curtis

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Speaker 1: Stokes invited a woman over for a booty call.

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Speaker 2: Hey, okay, Curtis, And we.

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Speaker 1: Know that because in the police report it says he

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Speaker 1: fell asleep before she got there, so she torched his house.

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Speaker 2: She said his house, I mean she put on makeup.

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Speaker 2: It came over and he's asleep. That's annoying. Why did

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Speaker 2: she put on makeup?

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Speaker 3: He wouldn't have cared right now, according to it's.

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Speaker 2: A waste of your time lessay.

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Speaker 1: According to the cops, Curtis had sent the late night

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Speaker 1: text around two am, Oh my god, and she didn't

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Speaker 1: get to his place until around four oh wow.

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Speaker 2: So maybe she was doing the make get ready and.

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Speaker 1: So by the time she got there he was sleeping

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Speaker 1: and he didn't answer the door. She then texted him

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Speaker 1: a bunch of angry stuff, including you wasted my money

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Speaker 1: for me to come out here. Yeah, and I see

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Speaker 1: you want to die.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, That's not what I said at all.

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Speaker 1: That's her way of flirting anyway. Then the woman went

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Speaker 1: to a nearby gas station, bought lighter fluid in matches,

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Speaker 1: and set his house on fire. Ye HEYU been a

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Speaker 1: nice set.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad she is.

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Speaker 3: She was passionate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm glad she left a trail of evidence. That

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Speaker 2: was smart.

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Speaker 1: Well. He woke up to his place fully engulfed, and

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Speaker 1: he couldn't get to the door, so Curtis had to

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Speaker 1: force fully remove an entire window frame to save himself.

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Speaker 1: He then ran to a nearby police station in just

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Speaker 1: a T shirt, no mention of any pants.

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Speaker 2: He was ready.

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Speaker 1: So this whole thing happened years ago, and now it's

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Speaker 1: finally in trial. Cops have charged her with six different crimes,

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Speaker 1: including attempted murder. That's a big Yeah, so prosecutors are

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Speaker 1: asking for eight years in prison. She'll have to serve

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Speaker 1: at least six and a half before she's eligible for

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Speaker 1: a parole.

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Speaker 2: He didn't even put pants on Alexis. Why is she

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Speaker 2: doing makeup for him? I don't know that she did again.

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Speaker 1: Okay, just goes to show you always remember to answer

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Speaker 1: your booty calls.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the least. At least the door unlocked.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, Thank you. His next lazer stories out of work world, Oh,

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Speaker 1: what's the biggest fail you've ever suffered at work? Maybe

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Speaker 1: you accidentally put aluminum foil into the microwave? Or have

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Speaker 1: you been mistakenly calling your cubicle mate Charlotte for the

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Speaker 1: last six months when her name is Scarlet? Oh no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this might beat all of them, because recently, a Delta

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Speaker 1: flight attendant made a pretty big mistake during a flight

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Speaker 1: last Saturday when he accidentally deployed the emergency slide.

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Speaker 2: Oh, no way.

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Speaker 1: Luckily the plane was still at the gate at the time,

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Speaker 1: not already up in the air.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I would be okay with it my flight being

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Speaker 3: delayed if he gave everybody just a chance to go

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Speaker 3: down at once.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that did not happen. And the thing is, you

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Speaker 1: can't just like deflate it, repack it and be good

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Speaker 1: to go. It's a really complicated process, and reports say

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Speaker 1: it'll probably cost the airline between fifty and seventy thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think of it kind of like airbags

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Speaker 2: in your car, right, put them back in.

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Speaker 1: It totaled the plane, Yeah, pretty much. It sounds like

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Speaker 1: he just did something wrong when he was securing the door,

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Speaker 1: or maybe he did things in the wrong order and

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Speaker 2: Oh, they make it real easy, don't they.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Regardless. The flight was supposed to go from Pittsburgh

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Speaker 1: to Salt Lake City, but it was canceled and all

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Speaker 1: the passengers had to be rebooked. Oh, the one passenger said.

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Speaker 1: The flight attendant did apologize to the travelers. He told

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Speaker 1: them he had twenty six years of experience and this

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Speaker 1: has never happened to him before.

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Speaker 2: Oh dang, But he.

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Speaker 3: Did accidentally inflate one of those life jackets once when

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Speaker 3: he was doing the demonstration.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and hopefully their complimentary drink things are still good.

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Speaker 1: So there you go. This next Lazer story is out

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Speaker 1: of Food News.

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Speaker 3: Yea.

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Speaker 1: An unexpected snack brand is jumping in on the holiday

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Speaker 1: excitement with a brand new flavor. Dorito's just launched its

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Speaker 1: first ever Dorito's ginger Bread chip. The companies company says

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Speaker 1: it's a sweet Christmasy spin that'll combine warm gingerbread recipe

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Speaker 1: spice with the brand's signature crunch.

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Speaker 3: Why doesn't the package still look orange but except it

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Speaker 3: just has a little gingerbread on it?

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Speaker 1: So does it look good or sound good to anybody here?

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Speaker 2: No, I loves gingerbread. She'd probably crush those up putting

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Speaker 2: in a bowl of some milk. Oh, she does that

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Speaker 2: with their gingerbread. Honestly though, as you start to say that,

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Speaker 2: what if you dip.

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Speaker 3: Them in, like, dip them in a caramel instead of

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Speaker 3: normal melted chocolate. I can get if I'm drunk enough,

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Speaker 3: they'll be good.

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Speaker 1: Well, bad news for us consumers. Doedo's Gingerbread will only

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Speaker 1: be available in the UK.

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Speaker 2: Oh I was going to make a Girito's Gingerbread House.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, something that will be available state Side

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Speaker 1: is also making news. Apparently Taco Bell is taking live

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Speaker 1: Moss to a whole new level because the Baja Last

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Speaker 1: Pie is finally going nationwide.

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Speaker 2: Creamy Baja Blast is like the mountain dew that they have.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly right. Why not take that flavor and bake

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Speaker 1: it into a pie that is so green tropical flavor. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm showing a photo of it to my co host

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Speaker 1: right now that we'll put it up on our Insta

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Speaker 1: stories at Brook and Jeffrey. It's described as a bright

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Speaker 1: green custard pie with a gram cracker crust and top

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Speaker 1: with a generous swirl of whipped cream.

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Speaker 3: It looks like gelatinous Baja Blast mountain dew.

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Speaker 1: It looks gross, but I'm telling you, Baja Blast is

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Speaker 1: like a tropical flavor that's gonna be like a peach.

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Speaker 3: Piere Jerry pie.

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Speaker 2: The flavor is gonna be really good. Huh Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: not gonna go. This one is available in the US.

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Speaker 2: Let me guess.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Mountain Dew wants you to think of it as

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Speaker 1: the rebellious younger sibling of a key lime pie sweeter,

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Speaker 1: little tangier and also a little unhinged. Yeah, only the

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Speaker 1: best way possible.

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Speaker 2: Not gonna come out well with that fil.

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Speaker 1: Well, the pie is speculated to launch nationwide this November.

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Speaker 3: So you can bring it to your family dinner. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it really shows you the state of your life. If

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Speaker 3: you're bringing that to your family dinner.

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Speaker 1: They're going to think that it's a pumpkin pie that's

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Speaker 1: been left over from two years ago, a green one.

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Speaker 1: But keep an eye out for it. Hopefully it'll be

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Speaker 1: out in time just for Thanksgiving and you can bring

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Speaker 1: a whole one over to Grandma's house. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, every nineteen year old boy that is listening, Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: You gotta try it.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of bright green that packs a punch. So this

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Speaker 1: guy is going to be ready for Thanksgiving too, hiding

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Speaker 1: inside your ambrosia salad. Oh, it's okay, just let him be.

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Speaker 1: He lives there now. And that's how means Laser Shories

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Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

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Speaker 1: it again, same time.

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Speaker 3: I'll ride it brooking Jeffrey in the morning,